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end my life edition

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im a laffs fan :)

go knights

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Third for watching the sharts suffer

>finally put out of our misery
god bless you jets

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it's the passion that unites /hoc/

Ted looks like THAT?

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>implying ted could afford two stadium beers

ted unironically lives with his parents and has no friends

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

toilet water user should get back on drinking because shorks fans will all become an hero soon

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just had a thought, lads

What went wrong, lads? Why doesn't >my team want to win?

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Share it with us, friend.

how long until qt ref in nhl lads

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>knights btfoing shorks
name a better duo

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it was about deep pucks and shots on goal

sam too

Nice, those are my favourite thoughts

theatrics and degeneracy

I live in the forest and hang out with the neighbours cats you fucking retard

I too hang out with your mom

jack hughes wasnt even born yet when shrek was released in theaters

stay mad pussy

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lol

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>knights btfoing nuskc

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Why don't we just make David Carradine our mascot because apparently we love to fucking choke

We complain about B2B games a lot but apart from a few small stretches tonight we were vastly outplayed by a team playing the back end of a B2B. We give up 3 PP goals to a team that has struggled tremendously on the PP for a while now and we lose 3 straight games in regulation on home ice for the first time all year. Things can turn around quick in hockey but right now we're trending the wrong way in a bad way at the worst time of the year. We absolutely have to win the next 3 against 3 teams well out of the playoff race. Hopefully a couple days off is enough for Pavs to get back in the lineup.

>posts a preseason game

How hard will /hoc/ break if the shorks lose to vegas in 6?

>the preseason doesn't matter
but still tho...

>in six
this isn't last year, knights will sweep in 5

anime caca

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Be careful leaving the tank. Vegas fans love trying to start shit and then pussying out so don't wind up with a bruise and an assault charge.

>redditposting

I NEED MY NUMBERS SHANNON

>shorks allowing 7 at home

lol

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Fucking no wonder Jones isn't on social media. 1 bad regular season game, defense injuries and replacement problems with inconsistency and somehow this shit always comes back on Joner. So many of y'all ain't got no fucking chill.

Fun fact: Vegas runs the same modified trap style that the Panthers do. Except with 10x more physicality. Don’t expect a sharks team that can’t get their shit together to beat a team that completely counters their playing style. We need to be 100% to beat these cucks and we just aren’t at 100% right now. What a sad effort by the sharks

can you fuck off now? if I wanted to read reddit posts I’d go to reddit you fucking twat

>deboer just announced pavs will be out longer than "day to day"
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>teams want to sign yakupov in the offseason
why

hey, i read that post on reddit too

Didn't his twitter get hacked?

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Reddit posting should be a permaban

>living in San Jose

>shark babby
DOOT DOO DOOT DOO DOO

trip faggotry should be a permaban you faggot

Thoughts on malcom subban?

Do do da do

So shout tripposting but here we all are.

stfu bracket and quit replying to yourself

>tfw no chick fil a promotions

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>tripfag posts
>underage sunbelt faggots reply
Like golden pottery

He’s dark

WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG SHANNON

>/hoc/ after dark
What's on the agenda tonight, lads?

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elite in the shoot out. undefeated in shoot outs in his career, and has never let in a goal in any of them.

goalies on minicycles

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N

I

P O N G B O I Z in this bitch

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*crashes it into some boards*

>mad
>at a Yea Forums function
Lmao, thanks for the (You)s
Yotes are making playoffs
See you fags in the morning

making the playoffs

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pongs/knights final we have all been waiting for?

Your wife will be home later, don’t wait up.

Uh she's right here? Who's wife do you have?

>taking one for the team and fucking his fat wife
based

Movers coming tomorrow morning. Worried I'm gonna sleep in
Should I just take two ritalins and get a few monsters so I can stay up all night pacing around thinking about why I hate myself so much instead of packing

I would cry
Pic related

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I thought you were going to bed cuck? Just couldn’t help getting one more reply in could you?

See ya tomorrow.

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Goodnight buddy

I can see why they left fleury unprotected and I get it, but why the fuck did they leave fleury unprotected

yeah I like to put down the phone on an exact increment of 5 minutes...

IT'S UP LADS
youtube.com/watch?v=_hJg4w8Fzoo

:(

bracketcuck does it better

For sure Murray can handle the team! Oh for sure hr is a beast my dude! Crosby for sure fo whatever you want because for sure Murray is like a brick wall.

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who?

>living in (You)r shanty meth town in a fly-over state

G

G

I

salt lake city?

>91567122
he's so mad

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>finding out /hoc/ can't spell
Sad.

Pettersson highest scoring Canucks rookie.

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Joe?

lel

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I see the >shokrs are missing Karlsdad pretty urgently

R

well lads, the trifecta of shit day has been complete. phone stolen, jersey stolen, team got BTFO, and i still have school work to do.

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>only SHIT teams tomorrow

why is the central so shit lads

Based and Skeletonpilled

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Lads, hockey was not fun tonight.

sounds like a superfecta

literally all of the good guys won.

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hope my leafs btfo trashville lads

>laffs
>btfo'ing anyone

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rph lads

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real pacific hours

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>tfw boeser and petey would've been 1 and 2 if not for boesers injury

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dope

go preds no lefs

>lefs

Sharks

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>MGM
San Jose is a suburb of Las Vegas

new day, new me

there is always tomorrow

hey lads won't be around here anymore as my country is fucked. it's been an honour shit slinging with you.

/cric/ member out

Vancouver is a suburb of Seattle

Hello friends how was hockey tonight

one of you bastards were bound to take the shitposting too far sooner or later

gimme quads

not gr8

very bad

Do you want to talk about it?

nope

good

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sure

martin jones is a sandbagging nigger.

This is the best hockey song

youtube.com/watch?v=DKqfedkp_tM

why do 'fans' like 1st round exiting every fucking year like its an achievement?

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that is fucking trash in any language m8

try this m8
youtube.com/watch?v=SUGlWCCVA4M

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I reckon I'll post my dick here if Kaapo Kakko scores a goal on Thursday

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the fug

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desu I don't mind the australians or kiwi's but cric can keep their indians

No this is the only hockey sonk
youtu.be/WPxGjCgIamc

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to cr*c,
love /hoc/

Guys the p'zone is back

New day
Still tired

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Tfw haven't slept all night just been laying in bed with eyes closed

its time to change the dreaded timeline from a knights/canes final to a based flames islanders final

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Whoa what did Finland do to these dune dudes? Lmfao

the canes would never make it past any of the atlantic teams

Minnesota Wild desu

ted is a huge role model of mine

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not a fan of the Finn fetishism around here

door is here, show yourself

proxy off jarmo

>everyone is a finn
you seem a bit obsessed chum

Me neither

I know the biggest Finnish steal of the 2019 draft

is it you?

No lad I'm not that big

Hey, I'm doctor Gerhard.

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I like women

ditto

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THE patrician hockey song
third worlders (uk) leave

youtube.com/watch?v=8h3t2h4NKPY

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How muh canucks doing?

It's OK to be Gay

Friendship ended with /hoc/
/cric/ is now my best friend

based

Hey Minnesota, 8 hours and 54 minutes until you die

Based, glass the pedos

>t. Recognized authority on the subject

here we see a gay high council member confirming a member of his society

no, you
>t. Rajneesh

whiter than you juan

How will /hoc/ survive when the Bolts win the cup?

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>top comment:
>"Tuure thought he was first to connect gayness with hockey even though Sweden has used this combination for centuries"

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höhö

>implying the coloreddit bing bings have a chance

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ftfy

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got em

Just woke up

Hoc ded

wish i was still asleep

wish i was permanently asleep

sometimes i think life is just a long nightmare and one day i will wake up

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women hockey players should be required to pose suggestively at an appropriate level of nakedness so fans can rate them like porn stars

wish i lived in a baltic country

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I wish you did as well.

but they do that already
and i have imagined the smell -- its body odor and its disgusting

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Capped

now rank these signings by cap hit percentage of their respective signing year and watch heads explode

How about ranking them by Cups?

that's one, we need all of them, so we can compare ratings

how about you find a different cope, Suresh?

sure
>laffs
>coilers
>shittsburgh
>kongs
>cucks

>wanting apples to apples comparison is coping

Now, post cups since 1992 and with these players. Without crying, preferably

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Friendly morning reminder that John Tavares has won zero individual awards and never top 10 in scoring despite the fact he is the 3 highest paid player in the league

Reminder that Tavares is overrated shit.

1992 is an arbitrary year, but you said no crying so here
>shittsburg
>kongs
>cucks
>coilers/laffs

>never top 10 in scoring despite the fact he is the 3 highest paid player in the league

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*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips*

ahhhhhhh....good morning, /hoc/

>piling cope on cope
look at this dood

there is such a thing as showers

also the men

Less arbitrary than you justifying overpaying players because the team won cups 50 years ago

Cope

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He's still got 40 goals, could be worse

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>you score an assist

you score points dumbass

Retard.

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you've got me all wrong mang, i completely agree that the laffs have overpaid matthews and tavares
but that tweet completely ignores that these signing were up to seven year a part

That tweet is only about the current highest payrolls of the top two centers in NHL teams. There is nothing to ignore, it's a fact.

>you score a secondary assist

according to you players should never expect to make more money than malkin

>addicted to fortnite
>still put up 40 in a season

actually kind of based in hindsight

If they were successful and brought at least the same level of play to the team, of course they should.

when the only definition of success is winning a cup its difficult to have any discussion

How about playoff production and individual awards

what award had malkin won when he signed for 8.7 million in 2008?

>I’m so despondent about everything. Everything goes totally wrong. There is no escape from this hole here I feel drained so far I still haven’t found a real purpose in life. Sometimes I’m so afraid to get out of bed in the morning, there is nothing to get up for.

>casually ignoring him being over PPG in playoffs and being one of the biggest reasons pongs went to finals that year

Let's continue this argument when laffs get to the third round. Presumably before they both retire

they lost in those finals and yet malkin still signed for over 15% of the 2009 season cap space as a second line c

Correct. What's your point?

wishing i had a older but reliable vehicle i could maintain myself instead of falling into the scam of car dealerships, lads

that the death of bridge contracts is killing the league

I have 2003 VW Polo that's been driven 300 000km. I bought it for 500€ and it works like a charm

heh

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Good morning /hoc/
10 games today

Picks
>isles
>rags
>hand
>canes
>caps
>blues
>preds
>avs
>stars
>flams

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the most important image on the entire site

over 9000 hours in MS Paint

I'm so confused.

>players should never expect to make more money than malkin
Correct. If you're a twink made of glass or an overrated shit, you should never make more than Malkin.

Just post your picks m8

i don't get it

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then why does no one complain about eichel or benn?

Looks like my Penguins are back, and just in time for the playoffs!

SJ is still pretty methy, user

Really makes me think.

As in methican maybe. But methy it's not, that's Palo Alto

lads

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Because no-one is autistically defending their contracts, even though everyone knows they are a bit overpaid too.

Btw, one of them has Art Ross trophy

Arena renovation is going great, thanks for asking!

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Hello Leafs Nation

>methican

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ah its because eichel is not a laffer and plays in an irrelevant shithole that he gets conveniently ignored

At least we all agree that Tavares, Matthews, Benn and Eichel belong in the same discussion, far from Crosby, Malkin, Ovi, Stamkos, Kane and other elites

LADS

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how are you not fucking that?

well it's been five minutes since he posted it, so...

For me it's fishsticks with rice and tartarsauce

reminder: 13 cups

for me it's a sardine salad

Fluanon here just slept for 14 hours

Tuesday is a meat loaf day.
Meat loaf, mashed potatoes, pickles.

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>when you love your mom's biscuit recipe THIS MUCH....

I've decided to remove all sources of negativity from my life, which obviously includes /hoc/. I wish you all the best.

C ya tomorrow faggot

>/hoc/
>negative

heh, cum and poo

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Oh look. Another thread, another day fucks on /hoc/ cant stop talking about food like fat retardss

Fuck off to /ck/

>he doesnt know the glory of biscuits and gravy
I'd give mommy all my cum if she made it every morning desu

>all sources of negativity
sorry to hear you're not following your team anymore

>rekt

For me, it’s wanting to see Vasy get his 16th playoff W kitty this season :)

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>he wants to discuss food with a bunch of skatelets
shan’t be missing you sunbelter

t. Pedosotans

>tfw you come back to see a catpost on hoc for 5 seconds and the rice is boiling over

every time

>eating rice
>willingly being not only fat but malnourished and poor as well
GRIM

>mad
>at rice

about to make some risotto tbf lads

Which arena has the best rice?

>laffs Nation Scale
0. I shant >laffs and gays
1. >laffs and gays don't have to be gassed today
2. As long as >laffs fail spectacularly and no rainbow stick taping is around, I'm good.
3. I'll be sipping on >laffs elimination day and I don't watch Hollygay movies
4. I'll glance at a >laffs game and one of my neighbors is gay and I say hello to him
5. >laffs are the same as every other team and I sorta like traps
6. I follow the >laffs and I'm registered on Grinder
7. go >laffs go while I service the latest guy I met at the Birdcage
8. >laffs will win it all and I follow Ronaldo's twitter feed
9. I wear those gay >laffs pajamas to bed with my top.

Vancouver

>fat fuck yurotrash ITT literally defending a “”””food””””” that is 300cal for 1/2 cup and absolutely no nutritional value
OH NO NO NO NO

FAT FUCK YUROKEKS ON ANEMIA WATCH

Let make one thing clear

rice is nice

Sweden and Finland working together

rice and beef for me lads

nice

>easily digestable carbs
>"no nutritional value"
absolutely pebblebrained post

Rantanen has rebusted himself
On Pace for 160 points
Ends up with less than 90

All my vitamins are from white monsters

just woke up lads. fell asleep after the sharks scored 30 seconds into the game last night. surely they dabbed on the kniggets?

go back to sleep user, it'll be for the best

all my friends are dead

My life is like a movie

A really boring and sad one

i watched a gay porn once, the girls never came

Did they make a reservation?

based Turbonegro finn

youtube.com/watch?v=Supp7iZ2ds8

rice can go fuck itself

saw these lads a few years ago. it was with their new singer, which is kinda lame, but it was still fun.

>A politically charged mask from a USPHL tendy

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penis

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United States postal hockey league?

>and he's building a wall
I get it.

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I bring my own rice

>and he's building a wall
But he's not tho

asians call it rice cuz it was originally rice and they cant pronounce L's correctly HAH yo DJ hit that shit one time for me

*humps the stool on stage*

Clear message for Matthews

What if mcdavid was Chinese

just got a raise

What if Bulju was a swede?

>McChing

Hockey would have gone too far

get fucking tanked on a Tueasday then

Give it to me str8 guys, are the Avs gonna make the playoffs? I can handle the truth

Do I drive the 12 hours home for four days of spring break or just stay where I live and drink myself to death

Drive home and drink yourself to death there

12 hour drive isn't that bad. Your parents miss you.

life > death

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drink yourself half to death, and then drive there; if you make it god wants you to live

You know what... I think that Blowjobs are elite after all.....

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get in a plane lmao poorfag

spring break WOO
go to cabo bro

Is pea soup common in north america?

over raTED post

nigga use a rocket

split pea and ham soup

how do finns do pea soup? I love split pea and ham

>pew and ham
it's the same here

shant be ending it all, lads

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>reddit.com/r/Pareidolia/comments/4c5x8n/local_rock_in_great_mood_today/
strongly suggest you reconsider

why do you have that bookmarked, lad

wanted to know the source of that image, so i reverse google searched it
you can imagine my surprise when i found a fellow /hoc/ user posted it straight from reddit

Lunch time reminder hockey is good, finland is good at hockey, and dogs are utter fucking parasites.

The most common way is probably just buying it canned or one of pic related. I usually just add mustard and chopped onion.
A lot of people say it's necessary to have oven pancake for desert but I usually don't make any cause I'm lazy.

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you're a parasite

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It's a big-time matchup tonight in Raleigh!
#TakeWarning

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Didn't ask.

i'd be fine with exterminating men who own cats

shilling on 4channel is a bannable offense

kys Achmed

We know you people hate dogs Mohamed, that's why we love to bring them around you. Hoping you'll go back.

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Dumb dog poster

Beginning tonight, the #Canes will play 11 games in 19 days to end the regular season. Two back-to-backs. Seven home games, four road games. 10 games vs. East, seven games vs. Metro.
Brind'Amour: "How do you manage it? Day by day."
With that in mind, no morning skate today.

Legit did not ask.

i've never once posted a pupper. but men who own cats are mentally ill.

Bitch you better beat the >PONS for us

dogs > cats

Who’s ready to get scared tonight lads?

>lose Malkin
>get Letang back
thinking about that 3peat being back on

t. incel

#TakeWarning

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the only incel i know owns cats

mmmm
is that a tube of concentrated soup? That's fucking genius, we put ours in a can like it's WWII

*passes to you*

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You can buy soup packets

>thursday
>pea soup day
>mum doesn't make pancakes as a dessert

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You got it.

reddit.com/user/flagstomp
found your r*ddit account

Just had a thought lads

thinking about >rags fan licking that bench

don't think it's ever gonna happen lad

Typical faggot fucking swede. Swedes are the sissys of yurope which is saying a hell of a bit. No wonder you're so fucking bad at hockey. Because you play on a big sissy rink so players won't hit each other as hard. That's why all Swedish hockey players look like fucking mongoloids. Becauseall they're mom's get there pussy filled with dog cum while the men are playing figure skating but holding wood. Dotn even actually play hockey. Just fucking queers
Fuck off you fat retarded piece of shit

>conscription
>pea soup and pancakes every thursday

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“I’d say right now, 60 to 70 per cent of the players in the league smoke marijuana,” he says. “No doubt there are more players now using marijuana regularly than when I first came into the league. And I think there’ll be a greater awareness and understanding and acceptance [of marijuana use].”

brave.. but now allowed in 2019. Twitter mob and government funded news sites tell everything you need to think about.

you are obese

it was like extra holiday

TED? WHERE ARE YOU TED YOU FUCKING BASTARD

i'm too high to smoke again bud

indeed it was, good times

Are you the guy that listens to dadrock in your van?

Yes

Seething is a bannable offense.

>fat guy from ohio that scrapes by on family's couch to afford his substance issues
Narrows it down to exactly all of them. I shudder at the thought of more Ted's running around, but it's a very real, very serious issue

MOOOOOOODS

Sorry nigger I’m a college student, I don’t scrape by I’m very smart with my money, I spend $30 a month on weed, that’s nothing

then ban me and that pr shill while you are at it

thats not nothing, thats 30 bucks

See me on the ice if you got the stuff

Are you mad at Caniacs?

$30 is over 15 zero calorie monsters

Internet's slow today so I'm not finding a picture but pretend I just greentexted what ted said and posted a picture of a fat guy with spaghetti sauce all over his face and pink floyd T-shirt falling asleep while the BlowJobbets get scored on in the background

naw the hurricanes as a team are fine
i may not agree with their fanbase but i can let that slide

actively shilling their pr team here inexcusable

It’s $360 a year when I make $12000 in the summer that’s 3% of my budget

shhh, I don't want him to figure out how much that is per year
t. his weed dealer

Sharks

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how much do you pay rent

you're cool with spending 3% of your hard earned money on an unnecessary consumable? It literally burns up into smoke

>no janny acceptance email
fuck me

HATE
>Yea Forumsfags
>/soc/fags
>tripfags
>avatarfags

LOVE
>hockey discussion
>funposting
>/an/frens

simpl' as

How is Newfoundland even real?

As we sit here this morning, amazed at how this frankenteam in Vegas was ever allowed to be constructed as an "expansion", remember that we were screwed out of Eric Lindros in our inaugural year because a generational talent like that should not be "wasted" on an expansion team.

it just doesn't sound the same coming from a yank

Why is Don Cherry such an asshole?

Yes because it’s medicine
I pay $480 a month and I put a little more than 8k aside to pay for any living necessity’s, that includes rent, groceries , car repair and gas, and I put 4K aside for everything else, such as my weed, gaming, subscriptions and what ever else I want, I take out a loan every year for only $500 more than I need for school so I can pay for books and school supplies. I manage my money pretty well and what ever I have left before the summer I put into my savings and invest

4channel posts don't make a sound

he doesnt give a fuck about your feelings

the league made it easier for expansion teams to build good teams off the bat, which should be the case if they are shelling out $600m

He wouldn't sign with sharts either

Wrong
Reply to this so I can see if it makes a sound

The average player in the NHL is much better than the average player from the 90s too. It's kind of dumb to think Vegas was going to be "as bad" as the Senators or Sharks were

Because you touch yourself at night

>which should be the case if they are shelling out $600m
the cost is relative to the time of expansion
tampa bay paid 50 million to join the league

You're supposed to read them out loud in the accent of their flag

PROCENTS

I'm usually the one who doesn't take Cherry seriously at all. But, I have to say he does seem racist to me with his comments again non-canadian hockey players.

The other night he was taking free unnecessary shots at Karlsson(thought we know he's not playing good), then at Zibanejab and Silfverberg sitting on the bench, mocking them, so uncalled for. How ever, he took it to a whole another level when he mocked Alfredsson for wearing a head band in the warm up, saying this is the playoffs and Alfredsson is not serious about it at all? Are you ****ing kidding me? Was that necessary? Alfreddson knows all about the playoffs and what it takes to win. Don Cherry should really keep his mouth shut, when he has no clue what he's talking about.

Your moms cunt lmao
Your moms cunt lmao

Vegas is expansion done right. The team is already more popular in their market than every other expansion team that's formed in the past 30 years.

Old people baka

go preds no lefs

in america at least
wonder if that has anything to do with them only having a single professional sports team

how is that market going to react once they have an nfl team? what if they get a nba team?

literally nobody but the previous mexican fans gives a shit about the raiders

if they got an expansion team or a rebrand, people would probably give a shit desu

I think most of their success has to do with a Vegas being a fucking tourist town

i'm curious to see how the raiders work out there. i'd imagine they become bigger than the knights but idk since the raiders are fucking shit.

keep seething, the entire city loves the team. they won everyone over after the speech tribute to the shooting last year.

You're allowed to be grumpy about everything when you're old desu

>the entire city loves the team
the entire city loves a winner for now
lets see how popular vgk is after missing the playoffs for a decade straight

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NFL not so much since their playoffs don't overlap and Gary is smart enough to avoid schedule overlaps. NBA yeah.

Shooting up a country music festival is kind of based
Iraq war fans gettin merc'd

>winnipeg seething
>every day
>a year later

yeah an nfl team with literally 8 home games a year isn't going to affect the golden knights. an nba team definitely could though.

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kys

>show up in thread
>people are still talking about >my team

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I think the NFL team will essentially be on the road each week, people will love to take a Vegas vacation to see their team; the other leagues have so many games that won't play in as much

Friendly reminder one of the concert survivors still got shot and kill in that bar shooting several months later.

also putting a hockey team in one of the largest tourist traps in the entire universe was also a great idea 2bh. get to go on a bender and have hookers smother your face haha just kidding

Laws are just ideas if you think about it

>every poster who isnt defending vegas is automatically from winnipeg
O B S E S S E D

there was that one instagram fake seal guy that was there and he was posting videos asking the cops to give him a gun to kill the shooter. it was so fucking cringeworthy

How do you do fellow lifelong?

>assumes all Vegas h8ers are winnashits
sounds like ur obsessed m8

very impressive post

>Be American

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someday i'll go to vegas, do a shitload of cicaine while getting drunk, go watch a playoff game of the vgk and then die in the dessert

>doubles down on autism
kek

hope that other wongsposter shows himself these playoffs cuz he has the blots as a 2nd team and I want to heem his fucking gay ass

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>1993
stay mad niggers

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I’d rather get trashed in the streets with the bros in front of a giant screen too tee bee 8ch

t. obsessed with sam
if you love him so much why dont you marry him?

youtube.com/watch?v=f8Jt7E8XmRQ

Ice? In the sun?

reminder these obnoxious "vegas fans" aren't actually vegas fans, just fans of other teams pretending to be vegas fans.

I literally don't even remember which shooting this was or what year it's from tee bee aych

We have too many of them to keep track

got ice on my wrist, nigga

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One day I'll visit shork seattle game @ kraken arena and I will scream SHOOOOOT every second of the PP.

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they embrace the fact they cheer for multiple teams

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mom kicked me out, anyone in brampton have a couch I could crash on?

Braaaappppton

kongs fans were doing that last night, it was so funny
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

no because my couch will smell like curry and BO

wouldn't be too different from a shorks home game desu

kids should stop shooting up schools and instead start shooting some wicked bar down slappers

why cant sunbelt niggers ever discuss hockey?

that would require them to have knowledge about the game
way easier to shitpost nonstop and deflect when pinned down about it

If the refs do their job Reaves is the one that looks bad last night.

It's too bad Haley reacted, but it was due to the incompetence of the officiating. People need to keep that in mind.

Karlsson was hit a good full 2 seconds after he passed the puck, and right in the #'s. Haley was also interfered with by Reaves in front of the bench with no call, then they call a weak ass interference on Haley when he simply outmuscled the dman for the net. The team (and Haley) sucked, but the refs were an absolute gong show, once again.

why don't fish ever discuss the moon landing?

hockey sucks fat dick

Why cant snowbelt niggers?

imagine taking pride in being the best country at a sport, but failing to win said sport's most prestigious trophy 26 (twenty-six) years in a row

the officiating was not the problem last night. haley took that dumb fucking interference call after some good defensive play and then dragged reeves off the fucking bench like an absolute moron. the penalties in the 1st and 2nd were the shorks fault and it lost them the game

imagine getting cancer and then sharing intimate details about it with anonymous strangers on the internet expecting sympathy

i eat ass

It’s because American teams are so shitty year after year that they keep getting high picks and drafting our best players.

>failing to win the cup
more canadians win the cup than any nationality

Imagine being a laffs fan

gay

Unironically looking forward to the Playoff game threads
They're always pretty hilarious with the amount of shitposting happening
Only annoying bit is that inevitable apperance of that obnoxius trip Sean showing up for the ploffs

13 cups

cuz it didn't happen

Luckily we only have to see Sean for the first round.

How many have you celebrated personally?

Leafs: No cups since 67
Finns: No golds since ever
Maybe you hate them because you are them.

You don't choose to be Finnish, but you could choose not being a retard

grim thought

umm 2013?

Haha, I appreciate this sort of banter

Umm olympic gold?

Honestly no, in Canada you don't get to just arbitrarily choose your team.

Explains the delusions, you'd probably have as high suicide rates as we have without your precious grandpa championships

nice cop out pussy

yeah you do

Solid banter right here

>but you could choose not being a retard
Not if your born Finnish

What’s up with those deflated breasts?

what is the criteria... geographic position of were you were born? Family?

Nice national team you ugly stinking mongrel

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down syndrome: the thread

this is leafs nation all non leafs nation please leave

>but you could choose not being a retard
>Not if your born Finnish

>your

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based incel

Yeah the leaves are on a whole other level today

dad?

well my last name is Järvinen

>1993

I didn't ask.

not now son

cope

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

>never

for me, it’s >a whole nother

hasb/////

Yikes

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Bulju :DDD

>finnish stanley cups: zero

...

so is this where like five of you retards each make your own thread?

Yeah

Only guys I know who owned cats, one was a closeted homo, the other was into femdom and let his girlfriend lock up his shit