/hoc/

This is a swede free zone buddy

Anyone hungry?

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And what do you think?

That's funny, I don't think about you at all.

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Perceptive bunch

looks thirsty for cup
>sign him desu

>non hockey nations chiming in

>86

I think that flu-user from earlier gave me his flu :(

At what fever do I need to be concerned?

Absolutely horrible thread so far

>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.

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Venison is better

people here have a funny opinion of you too, Grecian

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112

...

>fucks with your best player

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It's only a 15-second timer, user.

Maybe find something better to do with your time
Elk is best

>has public displays of autism

is it time to dispense chicken soup and whiskey, /hoc/??

>

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youtube.com/watch?v=e9-3RZkzpwM

>drinking alcohol
No

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>malkin week to week
how can a giant russian be so fragile?

Is whisky safe when sick?

would you rather he put his autism to work here on /hoc/?

>he doesn't like Brady

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Yes on the soup, replace the whiskey with a joint

Much rather. Or he could play fortnite whir his team remains trash

I have some vodka in the freezer. Maybe that will help me at least fall asleep?

That poor user

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>alcohol
No

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Drink some bleach that will put you to sleep

Brady told me he only plays Overwatch

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>traveling in ted land
>decide to phone post
>"You are banned"
wew lad

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Overwatch is the Fortnite of anime fans

It’s only gotten worse lad

Mohammad and/or Joseph Smith gtfo

I miss them

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playing with fire

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What was the ban for, it shows you.

105+ F you should go to the hospital

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Thought about a new meme for those guys.

Let’s call them the Rain City (Seattle) Bitch Pigeons LOL

got warned for saying the n word

I get random ban messages on my phone sometimes that were clearly meant for other people, because they're in reference to shit I've never posted on boards I've never been to.
They usually go away if you just refresh or close and then reopen your browser. Worst-case scenario, you'll just need to restart your phone and the site seems to realize that you aren't whoever they thought you were.

Based

You're sad

this is sad

that's a silly, sad idea

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Doesn't tell you in Clover unfortunately, probably for posting cock on hoc

Shut up Moby you cuck

N

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I

so how are the maple leafs doing? Surely they must be first in the atlantic division at this time in the season!

We'll be back sooner than you think

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G

I hate anime tho

N
I
G
G

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K A A P O K A K K O

dont know what kind of line i should open up with on a dating app im using, lads

I love that anyone says anything negative about Panarin gets downvoted. Y’all need to take the mans dick out of your eyes and see that as of late he has not performed well. He always looks to pass and every other team has caught on taking away his lanes. For whatever reason he doesn’t adjust.

Is he a great player? Yes. He is tremendously skilled with the puck. BUT he has to learn to adjust to other teams play.

He has also been giving up on plays after they don’t go his way.

But go ahead and downvote me, I’m sure y’all will!

5’5, have autism, don’t know how to eat pussy, love hockey.

What's cookin good lookin

yes hello is that a whale

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Hi I'm very desperate, how about you? Wanna fuck?

that's Mayor F. Whale, to be exact, little boy

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What is this?

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Fucking kek

3 inches long and big around as a beer can, who's thirsty?

Is that high school hockey? Where are the people?

What does the "F" stand for?

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Ever has your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat.

not Fortnite, that's for sure
>HE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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*crickets*

coincidentally i have

*hockeys*

My dick is chafing. I’ve jerked off 11 times today and I’m getting hard again. For the love of god please send help it hurts to touch.

*looks around the room to make sure coast is clear*

*lifts leg*

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

*walks out of room*

you have to be 18 or older to be on 4channel.

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I’m 39

>me too

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Proof

Come on yotes

*spreads flu*

Fuck I just made it 12 and there’s blood on my hands oh god

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Pics

Guys...guys my tummy really hurts

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>asking for a man’s bloody dick pics on /hoc/

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What the fuck is going on in this thread? Are we being raided by Yea Forums?

The signals are getting crossed somewhere in the internet tubes

AAAAAAHHH GUYS HELP IM GETTING HARD AGAIN

the universe had a little hiccup, shit should be good now

They are too busy beating it to traps to raid anyone

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Stop popping Cialis gramps

>90% of /cric/ banned from Yea Forums by Aus/NZ gov’t
>70% of /hoc/ frens afflicted by flu, alcohol poisoning, and tummy aches
Is this the darkest day in Yea Forums history?

>he still talks about /cr*c/
Go back

seems so

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OH MY GKD I JUST MADE JT 13 AND THERES BLOOD EVERYWHETE FUCKING CALL 911

Wait did that actually happen?

>>/all_of_hoc/

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>black cucks

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*grows stronger*

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yo i got that reeferlung cuz im smokin dank ass nugs haha

Just got off work reminder Winnipeg Jets 4 cup :)

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>redditlab 2020
go back

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Go push out a poo

Hello

>x is reddit argument

t.Yea Forumseddit

oh fugg :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

/HOC/ PLEASE IT HURTS SO FUCKIBG MUCH I THINK IT TORE BUT IM STILL GETTIG HARD PLEASE SEND HELP IM CRYING SO HARD RIGBT NOW PLEASE

>Just got off work
>almost 9 pm Central
What the fuck.
Sam works fucking retail.
Just when I thought he couldn't get any more pathetic.

leafs are going to CRUSH the bolts in the playoffs.

/hoc/ is a NO FINN THREAD during eastern prime time

you have to wait 5 hours for rph

No

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no one defeats the leafs three times in the first round. no one.

>*ignores your fraudulent, made-up rules*

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With what defense?

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the main problem with Sockeyes is that it's just asking to be mocked by the Canucks.

That said, at least it's not Emeralds.

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Yotes are annoying af holy shit that pesky funnel defense

First of all. Stretch your torso out. Lay down on a couch or your bed.
Second, try to warm up your stomach. Get a heating pad or drink something warm.
Third, if your feel the urge to fart or burp do so. You most likely have gas or heartburn. Be careful you dont shit yourself though.
If you do have to shit, try and rock back and forth to move your bowels around. Drinking some decaf coffee will help too

Why they didnt go after karlsson baffles me

Its gona happen

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>the Obvious choice was there all along

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>mfw if games stay like this >we're only six (6) points out

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Seattle Basedboys

Are you suggesting that.............it just might be.............. our year?

Not happening Zhou

>lose in first round
>riot
>get lower pick

I'm a fan of these Yotes now. They're giving my Bolts more trouble than the Caps, Pongs, and Leafs. They deserve to be in the playoffs.

this should be one of the top options, but the Ownership group would never allow it.

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>ESATTEL

Worst part is that they're executing this shit 10/10. Who the fuck is the coach? This bottom scum team should not be this well coordinated. They've been switching well, screening well, finishing checks, passing well,and this game should be at least tied if it weren't for Valieskey

you better believe it

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I haven't worked retail since I was 17, and that was only for one week because I needed beer money. I'm staying late so I can bank hangover hours for playoffs

based but Shorks already took teal

based mets

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How did the Yotes turn things around so quickly?

Make it otters and it would be 100% better

>This bottom scum team should not be this well coordinated
Cannot fucking WAIT for some team to put those arrogant Tampa faggots in their fucking place.

Garbage

Why don't you just kill yourself now and save everyone the trouble

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coaching. Just like the islanders

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your mom iz rreceptive
'm so tired

Awwww....

GAME OVER

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RIP

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Gourde just padding his stats again.

what does it mean if my stool is complete black (tarry?) and has a very sour taste?

Well it ain't the yotes
>mfw presidents' trophy secured

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in my heart, this...

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Love it

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*Blink blink blink blink*

Means you're bleeding internally.

>p-please L-Lightning we’re fighting for our playoff lives...


‘no’

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Yes

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me above the second "GOAL"

Pic related is this poster

based

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is

Which rink has the best ice?

All my socks have holes in them and my dad yells at me then sometimes he hits me

lightning can still get 130 points if they win 7 of 9

get a job and move out

nah we're winning out and getting that record

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Thanks based Bolts

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and losing to les habitents in the playoffs

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and then getting fucked in the ass by the Presidents Trophy curse

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9 of 9? yeah go for it and limp into the playoffs

lets go boys, pucks deep and shots on goal. short shifts but take them one at a time cuz we gotta play a full 60 tonight

>lgbtning officially eliminated from Stanlee
Only 14 teams left to go LAINEATION

These old stammer clips they're showing are bittersweet

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>b-but da curse!!
Yeah I ain’t worried, miss me with that cope

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How sad are the Bings?

First round playoff exit lmaooooo

Win or lose you still live in Florida so you lose

no bullshit, I was named after joseph smith

Nincompoop?

reminder every lgtbning fan in /hoc/ looks like this can't wait for them to get eliminated in the 2nd round

Not as sad as you faggot

Pottery

>listen to radio stream for some shitty midwestern flyover team
>it’s nothing but ads to join the military and play the lottery
what the fuck is wrong with you people?

god I’m gonna miss making /hoc/ seethe this easily

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This is what faggots said last year when we had to play Boston and we swept them in 5

what is there to do in fly-over states?

>god I’m gonna miss making /hoc/ seethe this easily
So it's safe to assume 4 games against the bruins and we won't hear from you til next January?

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Out of everyone u pick the fucking bruins to beat the bolts? Garbage hot take

That's still not how it happened in my head, retard

You have two months nigga to earn a cup. Either you show the fuck up or flatten like the capitals did in 2010

Nobody has more fun than us

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yeah more likely it'll be pittsburgh in the 1st

go knights

HAHA TIME FOR >shorks HOCKEY!

GIVE THE >shorks YOUR ETERNAL STRENGTH!

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>jewish spic mutts eternally mad about having to mow midwestern boomers lawns
>he talks shit when he learned of hockey's existence a year ago
lmao

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3peat back on the menu

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Pretty sure the sharks are gonna manhandle >us pretty good tonight

I’m not afraid of anyone

Not so fast

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There's a lot to unpack here.

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Open with one of your scoring lines and #1 d-pair you idiot

Cernak gonna heem Wilson in two days

let's go shorkos!

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The mountain timezone and Alaska are the only good parts of America to be honest with you

Now this is a good post.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

COOCHIE
*30 seconds*
COOCHIE
COOOOOO

what Alaskacore tv shows do you watch?

They learn from the best

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>subban
ending it all lads

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Penguins

*wandering moose intensifies*

Wild desu

Will not make playoffs

of course

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i love the shorks caster trio

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This is my backyard

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*suck dick desu

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>shorks
W O R R Y

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>vlasic
needs to go

Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Based and truthpilled

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>fishies are already losing
AAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>it’s another reddit knights meme to the final

Ffs

>tfw my state is almost entirely flat
Any sort of natural elevation excites me

i've got a natural elevation for you

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How do you cope with the sasquatches terrorizing you at night?

Glad i’m not ethnic

made a drastic error with this tiramisu stout lads

We have an arrangement (I give them weed)

JUMBO

J U M B O
U
M
B
O

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JUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMBOOOOOOOO

what a fucking goal

>naming your stadium "SAP center"

based jumbo

The UK is making all kinds of drastic errors these days

this dumb nigger is going to cost us the game for sure.

>having a team in las vegas, degeneracy capital

Anyone feel like hacking a dart?

FOUR TWENTY HAYES IT

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Only way Vegas can win with Subban in net is to score 6+ goals

Hey Sam I'm watching the game at the Spike come on down

Cam on Kniggets, score sum fakin gols

PUT HIM IN

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These logos are buttugly
This is passable
This should give you the electric chair

>Jon3s

okay what the the fuck is this shorks/kangz game

halfway there

YES, ya done did it

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Steeliesfrens have always been bro-tier

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I’m at the Spike right now, are you that faggot alone in the corner in the pleather jacket and my chemical romance t-shirt?

knights*

the farmer in the dell, hi ho

who here enjoys smoking meats?

playoffs is ours boys

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I like pickles. Problem? Too bad.

Haley the lad

Reeves chinps, and the goal is disallowed
Such is justice

>reddithawks

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>Blackcocks

i enjoy smoking weeds

oh no the big bad boss of /hoc/ is here man im so scared

SIKE, you're a baby back bitch lmao

*dabs*

>finishing a check
>chimps
yeah, not the guy trying to go into the bench to fight

Pffft

SHITcongo desu lads

*continuously styles all over Chicago*
Nothing personal, Reddit.

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Is that a jug of S O Y

has laine done a thing yet?

GODDAMNIT SHORKS

me on the right with the girl all over my hot goods

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That's the brownest group of Nazis I've ever seen

me in the back who's saluting with the wrong hand

Cringe

>That one reddithawk fag who spent the whole time posting >a fucking leaf and >no you're obsessed the whole game thread
Top kek

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>the shitty of Chibongo
>losing in a 3-2 shutout to a tanking team with a teenage goalie playing his 5th NHL game

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---TB
|-------TB
---BOS
|------------CAR
---CAR
|-------CAR
---PIT

Bracketcuck BTFO

how many more children do the shorks have to sacrifice to get a cup? baby karlsson, baby kane, who else? baby burns?

This is why we can’t call up ho sang

its coping since he's the only hawks fan left now that they're bad. its sad desu, they literally all abandoned ship

>Ted absolutely blown the fuck out by Tampa

Okay, THIS is the post.

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>Stars lead series
>avs and mild are somehow out
And it's not even just the central
>ruins laf AGAIN
>caps pens AGAIN
>canes in playoffs
>still rather watch the canes than ted, islels, stars, blues, yotes
What a horrible fucking year to be a hockey fan

---CGY
|-------VEG
---VEG
|------------VEG
---WPG
|-------NSH
---NSH

le blank

Okay then what would YOU like mr expert of hockey

I don't mind another Lefs-Bruins series because seeing Matthews get shut down by a 42 year old man again would immeasurable levels of hilarity

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kevin hayes sounds retarded

I miss kippers

nobody:
(You): *sucks cock*

12 team playoffs? Winner of each division gets a (short) bye, 2 and 3 play a 3 game series. Conference semis/finals/SCF still 7 games

I’m feeling a leafs islanders eastern conference final lads

Time for me to finally break out this ancient post.

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Kippers never left us, not really

>picking anyone else other than the bolts to win the cup
IMAGINE being thins STUPID

well him going into the bench to start a fight stopped an opponents goal. thats more than jones did

>Top seed
>Winning

IMAGINE

#TakeWarning

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he died RIP

Hey I have a story about the 2006 detoilet red wings who had like 124 points. They lost in 6 games to the 8th seeded edmonton oilers who were carried by a literal who in fernando pissani and Chris pronger, along with Dwayne roloson

If the Canes win the Cup and no one is around watching it, do they actually win the Cup?

Dwayne Rolloson. There was a real goalie

Have we pressed S to spit on /cric/ yet?

lick the bench

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why would you bring them up?

LAK fan here.

This story goes beyond team affiliation; I wept after reading this, and wanted you guys to know that I will have him and his wife in my thoughts moving forward. Nobody deserves this kind of grief, and it kills me to hear.

Best of luck EK.

-rando LAK fan

Nice, how many cups did he have again?

>Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
>The janny is a basement ridden niggerfaggot
That is all

tfw nocups :(

wow bigot

word up
it's the code word

Sometimes when I'm feeling particularly masochistic I visit /hoc/. The past few games have clearly not been kind to us, and that general has taken advantage. The amount of pure hatred for the Leafs is shocking to me; I've never seen a community rally behind a shared hatred for something as simple as a hockey team quite like this. It's frustrating to feel so distant from a place where I should feel comfortable in, as we all share a love for hockey.

So I move away from that community to the safety of a smaller space that is this game thread. Let me be clear here: I have been with this team for over two decades now. I have seen us ice some absolutely horrendous teams. The excitement the current team brings me matches my excitement I had as a child seeing Sundin play with Mogilny at HSBC Arena.

And yet, despite all of this, leafs gamethread seems to be melting down. This doesn't feel at all like a community. I feel identical to when I was reading the Leafs threads in /hoc/. Telling players to STFU, encouraging boos at our own players... do you guys even like the Leafs? This place feels as if it's full of those people in /hoc/ looking to bathe in the struggles of this team.

I used to like coming here but something's changed. I don't feel like I share something special with this general anymore. Honestly, frequenting this sub has pushed too much negativity in my life and to me that defeats the purpose. I think I'm going to step away from these places for now.

Thanks for the memes guys. It was fun while it lasted.

e: thanks for the relatively open response guys. honestly when the first comment i received was "get OP a tissue" i was expecting a heap of downvotes haha

MODS@!

mcnabb confirmed for /ourguy/

should hiro put on word filters

Holy cringe
Someone get the rakes

>Carolina gets a cup
>after literally being raped by a hurricane

Didn't the same thing happen to the Houston Astros after Harvey? It's truly pottery.

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youtube.com/watch?v=r5PSPcU2OgE

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He looks like he should get the shit kicked out of him by me haha

Think of the good times Grandpa

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>frequenting this sub

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:(

LAINETION LOCK IN

LOCKED AND LOADED SNIPERS READY BUDDY.
*BANG*
OVER THE SHOULDER

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FUCK OFF AND DIE SAM

not nice to talk about children that way

Are you gonna cry to kipkip you whiney faggot? Take your mutt posting to r/cockey/ or wherever you come from you utter fucking fat anime pedophile retarded faggot low T sunbelt piece of scum
HOCKEY ONLY. FUCK DOGS

t. Ling Shu from Richmond

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Can't stop eating

>screen capping your own post

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hockey

someone has to preserve historic posts somehow

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STOP COOKING AND EATING OUR DOGS SAM
>asshole

Gay dog

>another fucking penalty

zebras must have a bet against the knights

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Shutup, Torts.

Gotchyou faggots...
Boosh.........

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christ what a fucking miserable pp

Allegedly.

I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCK OFF

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refs absolutely seething

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Good boy Sam!

Based and reminderpilled.

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...

if he doesn't lick the bench the canes will win the cup

>rags

imagine typing this out

Keep crying for me

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>the thought of typing out 5 short paragraphs hurts the amerilards small mind

what if he does lick the bench?

>chiffon sur un bâton

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wonder if we'll actually see 5on5 this game

Sharks commentators have complained about diving on literally every penalty

Left=/cric/
Right=/hoc/
Tendie=Yea Forums

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shorks E X P O S E D

vegarse are pp babbies

imagine being shut down by a nigger tendie

>sh4rks

SUUUUUUUUUUBBAAAAAAAAAAAN

it's not too late to lift the curse, yet

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The >shorks will be eliminated by the Nites in the 1st round. Screencap this.

not so fast, i have a skype conversation with gary as well as digits confirming the shorks sweep the nites

subban is dark as fuck

you're definitely huffing petrol m8. shorks playing coyotes 1st round. screencap this

SHORKS ELIMINATED

if he closed his eyes and mouth in a dark room he would be invisible

>shorks gonna >shork

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erm sweaty flams will sweep kniggers in 6 and based shorkies will sweep flims in 2 (flims will die in a bus accident)

dude were terrible at power plays. this is just a shining light on how bad the shorks pk is tonight.

its not GET or even a cheeky "cap this post"
just some random comment a moron made

shut up cunt

subbs has got those magnets working tonight

Up above the sunny skies in the SUNBELT
There's a wounded rocket flying high, heading homeward
It came from a hollow, under a hill
And soon there'll be nobody left to kill in the SUNBELT
Last night captain Black went dancing at the Whiskey A-Go-Go
When a well-known groupie knocked him back, busted his ego
Stoned out of his head, he crawled off to bed
The following morning he went to the pad
The missile was standing pointing to the skies of the SUNBELT
The red balloon was flying high, watching the weather
Captain Black was trying hard to get it together
Immediate names came into his brain
A rocket from China, a Russian plane
He pushed the wrong button and soon
There'll be no place called the SUNBELT

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wow that was really rude i'm sorry

>muslim hockey knowledge

Keep sucking dicks you fucking faggot

erm i'm actually an all american american big fat black nigger

it's ok m8, i like the passion.

>being mad at a region that gets a lot of sun
pasties BTFO

pale is the new tan

That actually should’ve been 8-0 but they disallowed a Neal goal

I was just fucking with you anyway m8 :^) go knights!

Didn't read

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We know you can't read faggot

i really really like this post

Indeed

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imagine thinking in english

i have such an incredibly big-brained post for the new thread that my head hurts currently and I dont know if i can last till the new thread, might go lay down lads

did that one user die?

imagine having a promiscuous mom

it’s call being a feminist

>Preds original commentators Terry Crisp and Pete Weber returning tomorrow to cast for 90s night
fuckin based

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how fucking old is that boomer on the lightning broadcast ffs?

>Preds
Who the fuck cares

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why don't you just tell us how it is? ;^)

PERROOOOOOOOOOO

For me it's Yosemite Sam

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I'm about to

i don't know why i come here..

:)

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CACA

Thinking about buying a bucket of pucks so I can line them up and rip 20 slappers in a row then get mad because I fucked up the bottom of my stick because the ashphalt is fucking garbage and it's Sunday so I can't just go pick up another

It's coming home.

>at least it's not Emeralds
>not wanting based Knuckles to protect the team from Dr Robettman

Sam BTFO
Don't then I guess

Preds fans obviously, that and laffs fans may enjoy them cause they're old time Canadians hoc fags

SHALL be watching

1. plywood
2. It's tuesday

KARLSSON IS ELITE

>90s night is a thing now
Fucking kill me

thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=FVb8t9VD8yg

Yes, yes it is

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>Beaulieu rekt

We know

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Shut the fuck up pussy swede

Thinking of turning into a cute girl

>Kyle Clifford actually won a fight
If the Kings lose in reg, this will be a good night for them.

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>vegas in the finals again

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91566494
Shan't be giving (you)s to false snowbelters

Shut the fuck up anime pussy

Vegas has never missed the Finals.

not >our fault the west is absolute shit

Reminder that the Blues made it to the Finals in their first two seasons and haven't been back since.

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DO SOMETHING LAINE

Based VGK fan. All the way to the cup :)

>no

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Crosby is the greatest

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based Bing

This isn’t the subban I’m used to.

Crosby's a faggotan ovechki. Goo. D
Laine ovechkin but better. Who will be laine Crosby! Please respond?

>be a San Jose fan
>Vegas scores again
Pic related
Sorry sharks but ur gonna wet the bed again. VGK all the way.

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COOTER
THE COMEBACK BEGINS

more like rainbow knights cuz they're GAY

NO NO NO NO I JINXED IT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>refs help me! aaaaaaaa

fun game

dell out here making some big saves

gg sharks

>pulls the goalie
>gets scored upon

i guess the shorks are paper tigers

498th post

>shorks

500

...

Last for
>IT WAS 1-0

Incase you have not known /hoc/

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Good thread.

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FAP Center

choking fetish

Randy Hahn is the new Bob Fitzgerald