/nba/ general - FEEL THE HEET edition

PHX: Mikal Bridges to start Monday vs. Bulls
UTA: Derrick Favors (hamstring) will not return
DAL: Luka Doncic (knee) still expected to play
DET: Jon Leuer replacing Griffin in starting five
GS: Andrew Bogut will start Monday vs. the Spurs
OKC: Dennis Schroder will start on Monday vs. MIA
MIL: Antetokounmpo (ankle) questionable Tuesday
CHI: Otto Porter (rotator cuff) out Monday vs. PHX
MIA: Dwyane Wade (hip) probable for Monday
MIA: Justise Winslow (thigh) out Monday vs. OKC

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I hate recycled threads

me too

posting here for BUCK BUCKS

wrong thread

Fuck that recycled shit you fuckng bottomfeeder

Go raptor

this is correct.

posting in the new thread not made by a screaming newfag autism queen

8 posters vs 5
sorry sweaty

that ref isn't even that cute

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GET READY

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I forgot the Pistons were tanking for the 7th seed. Cavsies will iwn this

3d>2d don't ree me

>masking IPs to get support for your newfag thread
There is no option in the report box, but I am triggered.

Cavs rookie PG Collin Sexton
>18 Pts
>4 Turnovers
>1 Assist

wtf is wrong with him? How can you possibly be a starting PG and not know how to get assists?

>implying im le epig hacker
I didn't even start the thread

we suck

can't duck this asskicking, leafs

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He’s just a small shooting guard, or combo guard, right now, it’s impressive he’s shooting 40% from three though given his teammates say he doesn’t know how to play yet and Cleveland doesn’t necessarily have the playmakers or spacing to create opportune looks

then you should know what a general looks like, kid.

post bants.

7 of the Cavs players have double digit points, it's not the teams fault, something is wrong with that PG

...

Celtics-Nuggets is the best game no ones watching

Looks like the Denver meme kinda died huh

I'm watching

It died when the short handed Jazz beat them

Maybe my thundie should Start Dennis and not westbrook.....

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>losing to the Jazz

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stop concern trolling me

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How do these random thots get court sides seats?

>MIA: Dwyane Wade (hip) probable for Monday
Imagine having to step that much harder to stay ahead of the Orlando Fucking Magic.

By being a bloodsucking gold digger in the vein of Stiviano

I don't have a way to post emojis here but picture a pair of lips next to an eggplant.

Uh oh Boston..

Derrick White and Dejounte Murray are gonna be so good next year

Do you think a lot of them are owner side chicks?

LOWRY DED

Yikes
Look like denver will play vs SA in plaoffs
1st round elim.

NOOOOOOOOOO

WE READY

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That or the side chicks of the rich dudes who own those seats.

Raptors playoff run is over see you bros I'm off to go eat an entire double big mac and cry myself to sleep

that ugly neanderthal robinson had to fucking make up for his two bricked layups by taking out lowry huh?

>Stiviano
Is that the person who was Sterling's sidepiece?

Sterling was the bloodsucking gold digger she just touched his old man benis a couple times.

Vandy with some beautiful defense on that inbound

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>yfw luka and trae share ROY
Who will be the power top?

LMAO Celtics

Holy shit celdicks lmao

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*secures 7th seed*

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>tfw 0.8 second score

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Sexton went Mamba against the Pistons in the fourth

Based and Jarredpilled.

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no one
is injuring your players
on purpose
retard

buncha fags with their rainbows lol

What happened to lowry

nice reddit spacing, trog. might be time to head back

you dudes better be ready for some sweet sunbulls

Got assassinated by some dumb nigger

twitter.com/WomensHoopz/status/1097524717056155648
I'm never playing another basketball sim

Mitchell Robinson bricked a layup then took out Lowry’s legs trying to get the rebound

What the heck, I'm a pistons fan now

Sexton 27 pts 5/6 from 3 in win against the Pistons. He's the new Gilbert Arenas.

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tell your dumb ass coach not to play your starters with a 40 point lead

How many guns does he own?

Rainbows show diversity through separation; truly the best symbol of white nationalism there is.

Stop taking 3s Tatum it's just not your night!

keking at the celtics so hard rn

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So are Power Forwards just second Small Forwards these days? Or do you just stick an athletic black guy there?

So I heard u guise like da Rokkits

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They're tall shooting guards

Rainbows have been patented and owned by the occult for a long time, anybody else using it carries the shadow of that with them

you ever read something so goddamn stupid that it physically hurts your brain?

that happened when I read your post.

That timeout really fucked Celtics kek

nba live had it this year. it doesnt change shit.

>jack and matt stopped watching the game and are just talking about jack's crumpled bracket sheet
t-thanks for missing Jeremy's n-nice layup....

Depends on the team

Okay, now just make the G League fucking playing outside of MyGM pls.

Wilt chamberlain only played against short unathletic white guys. For example Karrem Abdul Jabbar

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>rainbows
>patented

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I was really hoping Durant's injury was serious

of fucking course the heat will win this game and go on to be the 8th seed so pointless

Celshits is so fucking unclutch

The nets pick is clutch

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I hope all the problems in your life are serious and drive you to suicide

Nasty crossover by kyrie

>Knicks
How did the Lakers manage to lose against them?

Thanks

Milwaukee has Brogdon injured

Toronto has Lowry injured

Golden State has Durant injured

Shit is fucked. I wanted a healthy playoffs.

lmao

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Nuggets knock out Thunder first round

>Little with Regina Hall
>17 Again, but with black people

Some rings just mean more than others

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idk. I'm beginning to suspect that the lakers might be bad this year.

>the type who takes the bible literally

Durant should get shot in the knee

the stars have aligned

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yiketics played like poopy butthole all night

DEROZAN DEAD

>nuggets will take the first seed from my warriories
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fucking Irish have one hiphop song they gotta play it over and over at NBA games

I hope Durant makes Livingston's injury look like a little bruise. I want his leg maimed

Should Nuggiea go for 1st seed?

NUGS ARE LEGIT

NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING HOW ARE THE NUGGETS WINNING THEY HAVE A SHIT DEFENSE AND ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE WINNING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many offensive boards did the Celtics give up tonight

>Dat dribble from Brown

Lmao

keep dreaming fag

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Keep Smart and trade everyone else

Jesus the Thunder are trash

I'm sorry my Celshits are just trash please eliminate these frauds in the playoff

cellies can potentially beat any team in the league, and are still somehow terrible. I could joke about nuglets getting upset by the 8th seed but it’s possible

cope

>foul a 32% 3 point shooter

what did the celtics imply by this?

Mu Nuggies.

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HOT TAKE
we would have won with hayward

Brad turned their momentum around by taking that dump TO and screwing them over.

Alright, now the Celshits are BTFO what game we watching?

Guess the players
1-11, 1-4 from three
4-16, 2-11 from three

>insults both teams
>for a reason

Man Boston is such an embarrassment

damn the warriors can pass but i can't respect it because they can only do that due to the artificial spacing that their shooters attract.

Curry would shoot under 30% from 3 with FIBA rules, it's just painful to watch the Warriors abuse the weak NBA rules

>spurs
>defense
can we stop the popovich meme already

Spurs dubs

how the hell was bogut a number one overall pick?

>brogdon hurt
>lowry hurt and kawhi mentally checked out
>boston will lose to the pacers
>every other team is shit

it's our time bros. All those hard years finally will pay off

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Yeah I wonder why the fan of the team that got beat would insult both teams. Clearly just an objective observation. Fucking bostonfags. I hope Philly flosses on your corpses.

A Boston Celtic player lurks /nba/?

Murray should have jacked up a three at the end there.

are they both rozier?

>Celshits autism makes the last 15 seconds take 5 minutes
>Immediately turn it over like retards

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Why don't the Celtics just give up. Just pack it in, start Yabu and Timelord every game, and give up.

Klay
Curry

What do I get?

Celtics gonna lose to the Spurs

You didn't guess shit

He was actually a good player with lots of potential and there was pretty much no one else to pick. He's been injured heaps since then.

What the fuck do you mean, imbecile

There was a period of time when people thought a massive 7'2 person that cant shoot the basketball and with the food speed of a maimed tortoise was the pinnacle of NBA defense.

have to try and pump up Rozier's and Brown's trade value.

The Bucks FO is retarded they drafted Jan Vesely and Jialian Yi

>C's

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CURRYYYYYYY

>Warriors "fans" invade another team's arena

what game should I watch after the rapties?

LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING SPURS why do they refuse to run and play d

You saw the box score

The metastasis of calicancer knows know bounds.

>Everyone ignoring the blunder getting btfo by the Heat

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>sharty shitters

Motherfucker I'm watching the whole game

The spurs haven't played defense for around 3-4 years

these flyover bums always ignore when the Thunturds get embarrassed

Curry should have gotten a T desu.

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Pacers bout to rek the lillards

What did Pops say to Curry lol

git gud

>Movie based off of la llorona
Por que?

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Silver is a garbage commissioner prove me wrong

>down by 30 in WCF
why is he smiling

He's the best one we've ever had desu

>Keep cryin bitch nigga

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he knew what would happen

(you)

yo I’m no fuckin Celtics fan you get that madness out of here you sick fuck

>Getting rekt by the Nuggets

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he hasnt actively rigged a draft or playoff series so blatantly that they make a documentary on it yet so there you're proven wrong

you butthurt flyover faggots

I'm not wrong

Stay in the shithole of your own doing.

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>rigged a draft
>still believing this meme

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For me,it's the nba team known as the new orleans pelicans

Which is more embarrassing this season: being a Suns fan or Pels fan?

Potlel for Marc gasol
Who says no?

Celtics fan

>Potlel
lmao I'm glad someone else saw it that way.

bucks fan

Being a Lakers fan

Tim Hardaway Jr is such a cancer faggot. Pure fucking trash and shitty attitude. Dude goes for like 5-24 every fucking night.

Savage and correct.

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Thunder fan

>Potlel
He looks good, man. Niggas is scared to shoot when he's around.

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&^ers fan

why does he look like beautiful squidward

He's one of the worst lottery picks in recent memory

Bertans might take the crown of weirdest looking NBA player away from Sam Cassell.

And Joe Alexander, but I blame that one on Scott Skiles more than anyone

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not even the worst in his class

His head looks too big for his frame

W's falling apart lads

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The Bucks got extremely lucky drafting Giannis, they always used to piss away picks on Jabari Parker and shitty white boys

robinson just locked his instagram after the verbal assault from raptors fans. he was responding for a bit.

Jabari Parker was well on his way to at least borderline allstar territory before he blew out his knee again. Injuries shouldn't count as bad picks

Did LINSANITY just start. Lin should just go back to New York

>spurs have to draw up complicated offensive plays to get points
>warriors just have 1 of their 5 superstars memechuck


THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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He publicly said he would refuse to play defense

>Injuries shouldn't count as bad picks
being injury prone is a measurable attribute

lmao GANG GANG

Embiid should have been the #2 pick

BULLS @ SUNS
BULLS @ SUNS

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lel @ the kid behind drayboon chimping out, calling for the T.

There are tons of players that never show the first hint of ever being hurt until they reach the NBA and get an increased and more intense workload.

>A thread died for that matchup

I'd take him over wiggins rn.

if you're a fan of the warriors and you weren't a fan before 2015 you should kill yourself.

He said that after the 2nd injury which caused a noticeable decline in his athleticism and lateral quickness. Besides that half the stars in the league don't play defense and him actually being honest about it doesn't change that

there was nothing about Parker coming out of college that suggested he would have major injury issues. If there was anybody with that concern it was Embiid who literally had "might not play an nba game" on his scouting report

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After Jokic, though

Who was number one that year again?

Wiggins of course

are the celshits the biggest frauds in the league?

Make me

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jokic or smart

Remember when Draymond hit like 6 3s against the cavs in game 7

FUCK YOU BERTANS

Wide open who cares

>1 ring in 33 years

How is Bertans so good? He's like a member of an alien race that all looks like Abraham Lincoln.

I think this is when I am going to switch to rooting for the heat to get higher seeds.

Imagine if Kawhi, Dejounte Murray, and Derrick White were all together

DeRozan>Kawhi

The warriors were the worst run franchise in NBA history up until Steph bloomed. They didn't have any fans before that.

Zoomers don't even know about Barron Davis. Smdh

DEMAR DEKOBE OWNS THE WARRIORS WTF BROS...

I think I fucked up bros. I bought a pizza with no cheese because the dominos website was too complicated....

Monta Ellis either

>warriors exposed
>kerr exposed
>people unironically picking this meme team to win anything
lmfao @ your life get fucked bayfags

WAIVE KLAY RIGHT NOW
RESIGN MONTA
DO IT LACOB

Literally WHO can stop us

GSG

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PUT SOME RESPECK..

>these are the "people" posting on /nba/

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>ws

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>I bought a pizza with no cheese

Pics or gtfo

GSG
S S
GSG

WHAT THE FUCK GIVE DEKOBE BACK NOW
GIVE BACK CASEY TOO
AND JV

Just took a big Lonzo, lads.

MY CELTIES LET MY WARRIORS DOWN...WE LOSING THE FIRST SEED

>thinking the #1 ranked team in the league are shit because of one game

>he doesn't know

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How do you even order a pizza with no cheese?

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Wade and Dragic will upset the Bucks

>#1 ranked team
lol not even clear #1 in their conference but nice try

>Raptors guard Kyle Lowry is undergoing testing on right ankle injury that caused him to leave game, but belief is that it’s not serious, league sources tell ESPN.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kerr's rotations are trash, nigga didn't put in Curry until 4 minutes left in the 4th

i do that all the time. low carb and no cheese

Here's an amazing column written in 2012 extensively covering the Warriors's dreadful history. I think you guys are the Zoomers if you're romanticizing Baron Davis and Montae Ellis because you've seen them on 2k.

grantland.com/features/how-annoy-fan-base-60-easy-steps/

clean your lebum thoroughly user

they are 1 game ahead in the west, and they have already defeated the #2

Why can't Curry just play all game?

ITS

FUCKING

OVER

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ranking has nothing to do with seeding retard, Warriors were ranked #1 in the playoffs last year without being the 1 seed

I saw him in person my man.

>Nuggets will play Utah/San Antonio in the play offs
Rip 2nd round

>Wade had 25 on 10-17
Nice

Fuck Paul Pierce. Chauncey is based.

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Who gives a shit? Lowry's back shit is more serious. His career is over. He's a zombie. Trade the bum if you can.

Based Mexican Big Baller

stop crying they got exposed and i know it's hard to deal with but take some more cock up your ass and you'll be fine

Marc J. Spears

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The Spurs, winners of nine-straight, have jumped up to the West’s fifth seed and are a game behind fourth-seed Portland.

god damn is this pops best coaching job ever

It would be Thunder right now. Fuck me, I want that so bad.

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What were Kerr and Pop saying to each other as they walked off? Looked super tense and weird, like Kerr was cussing out Pop real quietly and directly

Warriors needed Iggy and Cousins tonight, Kerr really threw out a KD who hadn't played in over a week and Bogut fresh off the plane from Australia and thought shit was gonna be sweet?

Even the goddamn subtitle contradicts your dumbass point, retard. The "worst run franchise in nba history" don't get a "Once upon a time, the Warriors ruled the NBA." Pick up a fucking book

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>trash Cousins like he's a piece of shit when the Warriors lose
>WE NEEDID HEEM
I will firebomb California one day

Why doesn't Westbrook take a Ben Simmons esque role? OKC obviously sucks when he's shooting a ton, so just make him be a facilitator and take the open looks.

Spurs two All Star level players and borderline All Star in Rudy Gay, plus they still get refball at home... Pop is trash

wade doing this makes me feel so bad that I want them to lose. but I wish pat realizes that you have to think past wade

>spurs need to go 8-3 to make another 50 win season

do you think they can do it?

Yes the context is "once upon a time" meaning they won a ring in the dog shit days of the NBA and since then the franchise went on a downward spiral that lasted over 40 decades.

The year of the Dragon is here

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He unironically can't control his ego or anger to do that.

>pops best coaching job

Pop's done good, but they have DeRozan, Aldridge, and an in his prime patty Mills. It's not like he's working with the Lakers roster here.

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They don't have a jimmy butler

>says pick up a book
>literally quoting the first sentence of a column without reading further

Who needs No. 2 up in Toronto when you have DEMAR DEROZAN?!?!? Go, Spurs, go. Down go the Warriors. 9 in a row for San Antonio, 11 straight at home sweet home.

yeah just look at what the lakers are doing with lebron, hornets with anthony davis, and Wolves with Kat.

Come on now

He’s literally autistic. Trying telling some autistic kid that loves trains that he can only look at the toy trains but can’t touch them anymore.

no it's the jizz right now

Fucking BASED

there are going to be kids who can legally drink that werent alive the last time the spurs missed the playoffs

A downward spiral that included upward moments like run tmc and we believe. Meanwhile you have actual embarrassments like the clippers who don't even have the initial ring nor multiple upward points never mind the full bounce back into dynasty

Oh shit I thought blunder and jizz were switched.

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OH NOW /nba/ thinks DeRozan is good? fucking hell

People under 22 shouldn't be allowed to watch the NBA desu

LMAO what. Westbrook is everything Ben Simmons should strive to be. Ben Simmons is 6 foot fucking 10 and averages less assists than Westbrook because he is too much of a coward to DRIVE TO THE FUCKING RIM. instead the man tries to prance around the perimeter, thinking he's LeBron caliber and does these cut little hand off passes as if he tapped into the body of Jose Calderon. Westbrook actually fucking gets it. He may be inneficient as fuck, but the man is a constant THREAT when inside the perimeter. The thing that no team can plan around Westbrook is his mental state of constantly applying pressure and attacking. This is how Kevin Durant and Paul George had MVP level seasons playing with him. You don't see Ben Simmons doing that.

read the column

DeRegular DeSeason

You're going to be missing his ugly ass when Milwaukee cucks you out of the finals and Kawhi starts getting his cock rubbed by the Los Angeles Clippers dance crew

I don't give a fuck about the column. The original statement of "the warriors were the worst run franchise in nba history until steph" is objectively wrong and only an idiot would argue otherwise

>Blazers
Sad!

Well educate yourself and read the column because the Warriors were in fact the worst run NBA franchise up until Steph's first MVP season

My heaties(:

Dwayne Wade is going to make the Playoffs while LeBron sitting at home LMAOOO

what happen?

>Went 1-7 on the road trip
Nah the AT&T center just gives the Spurs power

Atlantic division is cut throat as fuck

>Raptors ship off Derozan
>Celtics ship off IT
>Sixers ship off like 3 of their first round picks early in their careers
>Nets

The Wizenard is out tomorrow! You did pre-order right /nba/?

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Clippers, Kings, Knicks, Nets and Pels have always been worst ran than the Warriors, everytime the Warriors have had legit NBA talent on their team they have been a factor

Getting BTFO

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Not true at all. Read the column

which is why they have a ring and multiple playoff victories. Clearly all luck and nobody could possibly do worse than that. They weren't even the worst run franchise in their own fucking division

Thats the one thing that makes me happy even knowing they will get swept by the bucks

It's all the bats and Whataburger.

This season has been weird as fuck.

>extremely high scoring
>all the good teams regularly losing to the bad teams
>all the good teams have had their star players get injured
>lebron out of the playoffs

Where did all the celticsfags go?

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Pels/Mavs in ot. Doncic is getting blacked

Derozan would've just kept the raptors as a treadmill team. Fuck that. Take your chances then rebuild.

Silver has to do something about these guys. They're clearly throwing right now

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Do y-you guys think the Spurs will make the playoffs?

Derozan is gonna win a chip and my Raptors are fucking FRAUDS

Who's supposed to kick them out? The Kings?

Why is CP3 such an angry manlet, even in commercials?

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Draft zion
Sign KD

Suns are going to Vegas, my man.

>The Kings?
The Serbian guy who posts here said the Spurs won't make the playoffs though

wouldn't you be too if your only friend was your state farm agent?

twitter.com/TheHerd/status/1026521283301801984

>collin

>Tim hardaway JR chucking 0/3 from 3 in OT

>gaycers
lol

>This fucking lymonade commercial

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hes the only one trying to tank apparently

meanwhile white boy is stat padding

desu it's the snakes and lack of air conditioning in the visitor's locker room

i'm just glad he missed a FT near the end of regulation

the pacers are really going to hold on to that home seed. Never saw that coming

>Durant comes back
>Warriors lose

Based pop

>larriors don’t have Boogie in the starting lineup tanking their defense and offensive efficiency
>still lose to DeChosen
What the fuck

hes DeChosen for a reason

>DeChoke, LMA and Pop continue their winning streak and beat the Warriors
holy based

A Spurs/Raptors final with DeKobe DeJordan hitting a game winner in game 7 at Toronto to win would be so kino...

awesome sequence of defensive plays by the Blazers desu

There are like 15 other teams better than Celtics.

>kino

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Yeah...too bad it won't happen.

YOOOOOO
What happened to the Nuggies missing the playoffs narrative that you stupid fuckin goons tried to push all throughout the season?

Stupid idiots

Celtics literally have a losing record against .500 teams and have one of the most abysmal road records for a “good” team. I don’t know how anyone honestly thinks they’re a contender.

this is the first season since 2015 that I legit have no idea who will win the chip

DeRozan deserves to get a ring if the Raptors win the ship this year....

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GOATIAN LILLARD

They will learn.

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Why is the West so nasty?

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You know, Lynch, uh, it's funny. When I talk to you, I get a little uncomfortable, because I feel like you're being condescending to me and I hope that's not the case. Because if it is, I'm gonna kick your ass and if it isn't, then let's clear it up right now.

Interim!

Mavs will get zion

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I JUST WOKE UP HOW DID THE CELTICS LOSE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Jokic and the Nuggets bench balled out. They also had a shit ton of turnovers and still whooped their green ass.

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You forgot
>knicks ship off porzingus

is rocky the best mascot in the nba?

Honestly, not even mad about the loss.
It was a good game and it could've been won easily if Klay and Steph didn't go cold in the first half from a shit ton of open shots. Spurs defense got lucky.

Yes. Fuck that stupid gorilla.

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jesus christ

>since 1997-1998 the Spurs have been under .500 for 64 days

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Boy the jazz sure are taking the tittle this year

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Uhh, bros?

Thoughts?

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Still not as gay as Duhwhite fucking traps then literally having a season ending ass injury.

WTF bros how does Pop do it???

Celtics are just not an elite basketball team. They don’t win against good teams and they don’t win on the road.

How hard is the Pop hangover going to be once he retires in the next 3 years?

they'll hire the woman that coached their summer league team and keep rolling

IDK man, Messina could be a damn good head coach...

You mean Aunt Becky?

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he'll shadowcoach through her anyway

is she actually good?

Eh

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Raptors are a lock for the chip

Kerr is going to use his patented strategy of sending draynegroid or some euro bench retard to just injure Kawhi or Lowry or Siakam and that will be a wrap.

isn't that beiber's girlfriend selena gomedz? she in porn now or somerhing?

Does anyone else walk around the house just to flex on John Wall?

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this
Kerr is the biggest hack in the League
send him to literally any other team and he would be COMPLETELY exposed

>spring break
>co-worker asking if I can cover his shifts
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Is Draymond Green the luckiest player of all time

he literally gets dropped into a team of GOATs and people think hes good while they are all carrying his technical foul getting ass, then he nnever shuts up and everybody hates him but hes locked into that stupid max contract they gave him

is he even in the league 5 years from now

What the fuck Yea Forums you told me PG was a sleeper MVP and destroyed my lakies by ditching Lebron. Now OKC is a damn game out of the 8 seed.

What seed are the lakers? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's early 2000 porn

He contributes a lot. Just because he doesn't score doesn't mean he isn't efficient. His passing, screening, and defense is pretty solid. He was fucking DPOY.

>Now OKC is a damn game out of the 8 seed.
you're making this sound like they suck you fucking retard, the West is stacked
the 3rd through 8th seeds are all within 3 games of each other

>being in school
>being a wage slave

goddamn so many underage 20 year olds in here

The warriors are dogshit without Draymond

he's basically lonzo if he was drafted to a good team

I don't think you know what underage means

i love shitting on Draybongo but comparing him to Lonzo is absolute brainlet tier. how wetbrained can you get
he's a power forward with borderline elite point guard passing ability
he's an elite all-around defender

I don't think you know what hyperbole is.

Lonzo can't pass, Lonzo can't switch and defend multiple positions, let alone on the same play, and Lonzo has no BBIQ. Come on now.

you just proved the other guy's point user

Starting my new job at Burger King on friday

what should I expect bros?

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I was saying that as a compliment retard. Lonzo is the heart and soul of the lakers, but doesn't score a lot and only laker's fans and people who understand ball know the affect he has on the game. Their games are basically the same, both rely on passing, defense and BBIQ to control the tempo of the game.

You forgot his FT shooting

(the trail blazers are so fucking real holy shit)

Spending money and occasional free food

fast food is hell, actual literal hell, worked in it for 2 years, have fun (you wont)

Imagine the stones it'd take to not flinch or even blink.

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they will not make the second round

Kys before you start. Might as well find a better job that gives you tips rather than working at in shitty conditions and cleaning dirty toilets. Just work at a decent restaurant. At least cleaning will be bearable and you'll make more.

Get a job at Wal-Mart instead. My little brother just got his first weekend job there working produce and he started at 13 bucks an hour. That's gotta be more than shitty fast food joints.

Isn't McCollum down?

Working retail is worse than fast food, especially Walmart

to get treated like shit by random customers to the point you want to go to the back room and cry but you can't because there's still 10 more people in line and the line seemingly never ends, meanwhile you have to refill the ketchup dispenser and the drink machine won't work and you have to pee and nobody's helping you

I am in school and a wage slave and I'm 26 the fuck you gun do bout it pussy

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You don't understand, they have '" FOOT TALL JUSTIN BIEBER" Myers Leonard and "MY NAME LITERALLY MEANS THE CHEIF HAS ARRIVED" Aminu

My first job was at Pizza Hut in high school for 9 dollars an hour. If Walmart starts you at 13 it doesn't matter how bad it is, that's not bad for a bottom of the barrel job. Stock shelves or push carts, how fuckin hard can it be.

Lin is better than Lowry. Hell, even Schroder is better than Lowry

My roommate works at Walmart now. Manager of the meat Dept I believe. He makes 18/hr with as much overtime as he wants.

But he fucking hates his job and is miserable all the time. Says they give you unrealistic goals and it's a toxic place to work.

>Stock shelves or push carts, how fuckin hard can it be.
stocking shelves is pretty hard manual labor. wal-mart has giant pallets that they expect you to stock in like an hour or some inhuman unreasonable amount of time and you're constantly getting asked stupid shit by customers interrupting you to where you can't get anything done.

but anyway I would stock shelves before I would ever want to handle the register or returns, or anything where you have to interact with ghetto black people. (not trying to be racist but 90% of the problem customers are black)

Most retail jobs are a lotta physical labor, unless you deal with customers for a living. I used to work loss prevention at Macys and I walked 40-45 miles a week.

>stocking shelves is pretty hard manual labor.
bullfuckingshit
Go into roofing if you want hard manual labor, preferably in the summer in Texas.

my first job was getting a girl with food stamps

Do your research newnon he didn't even fake it at his face it is just a deceiving camera angle

>this job isn't hard manual labor because OTHER job is HARDER manual labor

dumbass alert

Warriors

Stocking shelves ISN'T hard manual labor you fucking imbecile, that's what I'm saying.

I've seen stockers at Ingles and Walmart (my two nearby stores) and they pull big fuckin ass pallets around throwing boxes of bags of salt and sugar and shit. If you did that all day you'd think it was manual labor.

Stocking isnt hard manual labor though, how much of a lazy retard do you need to be to genuinely think that

I'd imagine stocking ramen noodles is a lot easier than stocking 50 lb bags of dogfood 15 high.

>Do your research
>newnon
Matt Barnes concurs and says otherwise.
Do your research, 'newnon'

if you want to stock shelves at the rate wal-mart demands you to you pretty much have to be sprinting carrying tons of boxes for hours at a time with very few breaks. I mean, you could just -not- do the work at the rate they demand, but then your manager will either make your life hell or give you so few hours you have to quit. (I was a manager and I was told to-never- fire people - always make their life hell until they quit).

and I said it was harder than roofing, just hard for the average person. of course roofing is harder. That doesn't mean I want to stock shelves

No one did to be fair

I'm just talking shit for the fuck of it

I worked at a distribution centre for a few years while at college building those pallets, it's not hard labor lol. There were even some middle aged women working there every now and then that got their orders completed in a timely manner. You need to be a really lazy or morbidly obese person to think it is hard.

Everyone should start working retail. You get lots of experience, most importantly, you realize how much it fucking sucks so you motivate yourself to get a better paying, easier job.

You also realize how stupid regular people are. Especially old people.

>I worked at a distribution center building pallets

you realize the part that's hard isn't lifting the boxes, but carrying them to the shelves and shit, right? It's a cardio workout more than anything. And it's usually for 4 hours straight with no breaks. It's basically an endurance test. That's like saying helping someone move is easy because you can move people's shit from outside onto a truck

anyway, stocking isn't even the hard part of working at wal-mart. By far the worst thing is dealing with customers

>By far the worst thing is doing trucks

ftfy

Customers are retarded but dealing with them is part of the job and accepted. Working trucks is ass.

wallmart rules now with grocery pickup
70% of the jobs now are literally just shopping

None of it is hard unless you're fat and slow

That is what I have been saying

This. I had to unload, and carry fucking truck tires for hours straight and some retard is actually trying to complain about stocking bags of sugar holy shit kys

I'm 287 (not fat) and just now got tendonitis in both legs after working for 9 years. Just walking around and lifting mildly heavy to heavy shit takes a toll on you eventually. No one is saying you're going to lose breath after an hour of stocking toilet paper.

>My job is harder than your job discussion

I would work a truck any day over dealing with some stupid cunt and their manufacturer coupon. Back when I was a logistics slave me and my bro would absolutely murder trucks together, it was actually fun. It was only fun because we were both isnanely hard working and high IQ, after he quit we had 6 people go through the position in two months. No one wants to bust their ass like that. I didnt even try and pick up the slack, just kept doing my own thing and eventually was promoted and then quit, because, as anoter user said, working retail makes younrealize how important it is to get a job that pays you what you deserve, becausr in retail you are just getting buttfucked constantly by everyone.

>287
>(not fat)

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>I'm 287 (Not fat)

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plz no bully

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nigger you work at the distribution center not at the store. you're retarded and trying to feel superior because "lol everyone who thinks stocking is hard must be fat." Bitch I'm probably in better shape than you.

Like I said, it's like helping someone move. Making the pallets is the equivalent of moving peoples boxes and shit that's all nicely lined up onto the curb onto a truck. Yeah that's fucking easy. Stocking shelves is unloading the truck and taking everything out and putting it where it goes. It's a completely different skill. You're an idiot if you think whatever job you had at the distribution center has any bearing on what it's like to stock shelves at wal-mart

Are you Zion Williamson or LeBron? How are you a not fat 287? You're lying lol you're fat as fuck but don't realize it

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I know what stocking is and it's not hard work, cope with it.

Just because it isn't hard for you doesn't mean it isn't hard for others. I understand you have an autistic way of understanding things, but please be more understanding of others.

lol my sister stocked shelves at wal mart in high school, your entire view of what constitutes hard labour is a joke and so is your life

what kinda second job should i get bros

i havefree time during the day, my main job is evenings-late night

>lowry ded
>jerome liangchong a bust
>kawhi is kawhi
>gasol might not be better than jv

fug my raptor isnt looking so hot right now...

Do some escorting

Yeah moving up in retail is more about personal relationships and not building them means getting fucked. But it's invaluable experience for anyone joining the workforce. Nothing in school can motivate you to train/educate yourself harder than dealing with incompetent fucks at a deadend retail job.

Justin Lang dropped 20 tonight

literally become a twitch streamer. Pick a popular video game like forknife or whatever and train to get good at it. Pretend it's your full time job and practice it 40-50 hours a week until you get real good. Even if you're not good at video games then just be a speed runner since that takes almost 0 skill and just requires you to be autistic.

You can seriously make more money than a minimum wage job streaming nowdays and all you have to do is sit around playing video games. Fuck I would do it if I wasn't on disability

Being charismatic can also go a long way

nigga pls

yeah but he lost us like 3 games..

The Clippers are pretty much a totally different team since the trade deadline. How in the actual fuck are Doc Rivers and Lou Williams dragging pretty much two groups of literally who to the West playoffs? Is Doc a top 5 coach all time?

Julius Ching is going to carry us while Lowry is out with an injury...

Soon

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Ryen Russillo has ruined Simmons basketball podcasts he's such a fucking tool what other basketball podcasts can I listen to

Nearly the entire Clippers roster is experiencing their best/healthiest years ever, they managed to secure two quality rookies in Shamet and SGA and this makes the team surprisingly deep

But everyone keeps saying kd will team up with kyrie

KD can come to LA and mentor SGA

So the Nuggets brought Thomas back so he can have his tribute video?

What a drama king, its been 2 years.

How many rings would a Kyrie and IT Celtics have?

0

What sports would he excel at? Is it too hard to compare past players to mordern day players?

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water polo

0

nothing. Doesn't have that killer instinct

>chews gum
>spits it on your sidewalk

who
>WNBA
here?

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I would honestly have sex with breanna Stewart

Night losers

ok, this is epic

You a dyke?

this guy gets it

She's actually not gay but I like the idea of a tall women.

are you an asexual incel who only talks to landwhales?

She is 6'4" with a 7'1" wingspan. No player in the NBA 6'4" or less has a wingspan as long as her.

Regardless, I would still eat her asshole.

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Yes, because the only type of girls that exist are neanderthals and landwhales

I, too, would climb that mountain

>i don't talk to dumb pretty girls, I only talk to smart fugly ones
Wow, I guess I'm BTFO.

George Hill might come close. He's like a Slender Man lite.

Fuckin gross

i'm sure your last conquest was a real prize, Champ

She was molested repeatedly as a pre-teen. Wouldn't want to touch.

that doesn't even make any sense, eight people touch your Big Mac before it gets to you at the drive thru, Ezekiel.

What if we just talked about basketball, lads.

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Your bitch has down syndrome, champ

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Hakeem is one of my favorite centers of all time but I'm not blind enough to believe he was better than Shaq.

He won two titles as the core of that team. Shaq won one title as the core of a team, and another handful as Kobe's wingman

>she's not wearing makeup, there must be something wrong with
Let's count the flannels in your closet and see who comes out ahead.

good idea

*passes the alley oop*

Sad.

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Fuck warriors bandwagon chinks shitting up every arena

my raptor

>literally any arizona team

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You seem upset.

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>my

>late night NEW

Craptors ain't doing shit this season, and after Kawaii leaves this summer they ain't doing shit for the rest of eternity

>But everyone keeps saying
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>tfw America's Sport.

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>this season

This. Fuck foosball and boreball

498

air ball

Sneed...

migrate:

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welcome to the count down city baby

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