Official Vancouver Canucks @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

MUTE

American anthem is pretty based desu

demkos pads looking pretty hench pals

>Canadians

I, too, mute the Canadian national anthem.

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Go Josh Leivo Go!

Dude fuckin slayed that

why are these americlaps so blindly patriotic? it's incredible indoctrination

>His prime minister is flaming faggot
Wew

>demko
Oh no fuck well there goes the game

>he gives a shit about politics at all and doesn't just enjoy the one life he will ever have

toews is going to win me a lot of money tonight

Let's go Hawks

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What would drive an Irish criminal to root for the Can't pucks?

Why is chicago fans so salty? There is no rivalry anymore

>He can't handle the bants
>/reddit/

Boeser and petterson

Bantz are fine but keep it hockey faggot

>needing to define what qualifies as bants
Go back to your hugbox.

Some literal whos? Makes sense.

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literally and unironically this

the St. Patty's day shootout victory against the >stors

>lazyman is down again
its that time of the week

Seabrook is the least graceful skater ever.

only watching for skellersson

For me, it isn't the Filet o'Fish.

just break the record already

Only watching to see an Elias point then I am dipping out 2bh

sunbelters call canux canooox
>quelle casuals

Look at this alien looking dude.

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*chad

>Chads looking like the Greys.
lmao

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*spooks you*

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TAZER

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TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!

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demko and the five-hole name a more iconic duo

Petterson is such a fuckin beast

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Chelsea Dagger and PTSD

I'm not excited for demko at all, I think the canucks kept him in the ahl too long and it stunted his growth

Petey and Gritty

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Goldobin gaudette and 2nd round pick for Kane?

Think if I throw my lighter I can make it to the ice?

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Oh for fucks sake.

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You could hear demkos buttcheeks release

You throw like a bitch

Do it pussy

2 hits by gaud on that shift

Stop right there criminal scum

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>t. poorfag

I CAN MAKE YO HANDS CLAP

>lighter
Smokers are fucking disgusting
I'm a girl btw

What's with all of these cringy Canadian responses?

>beagle
>mott
>schaller
is there a more depressing line in hockey?

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

GRANNY SCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Jesus fuck these turnovers.

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Peter got another point niggers!!!!!! He fucking did it fuck Pavel bure mother fucker yeah

I am growing stronger

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UNITED CENTER SILENCED

Yang gang

Imagine passing pavel bure
Congrats swedish skeleton man

>imagine conceding to granlund

Do you think Petterson gets fucked by the whole team or is it only by josh leivo

Finally I can leave now. Don't care about the rest of the game 2bqhwaoyg

Grandlunds a perfectly good 3rd liner / spot filler

>Canadians

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Gonna need a webm of Elias styling past Kuntiz

all around garbage player

Make one then

Your mom

>This American posting the same stale 2015 /int/ shit just like the last time
Very grim.

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>when you filter posts with American flags

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>This Canadian is literally shaking right now.
Unfortunate.

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Have you ever wondered why you have no friends? Or why your family never talks to you? Why your dads dog gets more attention from him then you ever will?

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petey has been reading the play so well this period, he's everywhere collecting loose pucks

Wish stecher wasn't a menlet desu

this isn't even his final form

>only 6 points back after tonight
wew lad is it ever /ouryear/

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That's just how Peter rolls you fuckin craic head

He always looks like hes just about to cry

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not nice to talk about children that way

>shitcongo blacked cocks

>Can't pucks thinking they'll make the post-season

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>making the postseason when it's /ouryear/ to draft the other Hughes

>Chimpcongo

>Chibongo

>Thinking we actually care about the playoffs
Enjoy getting bounced by Calgary in the 1st if you make it though

>shitcago thinking they're team will ever be relevant again

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I will repent. I promised that if the nucks lost against the jest in their 2nd regular season game against each other I would play Fortnite. I haven't followed through on my promise yet and I'm not sure that I want to any time soon.

>Obsessed Canadians
lol

>gets swept by calgary

>Obese Americans
lol

>stop talking to me
What's your problem, user?

>shitcongo literally getting shut out 2-1 by a teenage goalie

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Nothing personel kiddos.

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>t. 700lb discord tranny

>american flag
>discord tranny
Uh Can't Pucks??

>He can't stop thinking about us

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its funny because vaughn bandwagoned off the congo and bandwagoned right into the kangz

THERE'S MY ERIKSHOAH

SNATCHING DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY

>NZ allowed on the internet

10/10

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Demko looking good 2bh.

Imagine getting bulldozed by Troy Stecher lol

>getting bodied by a 5'9 teenager

Hell of a captain they've got

How many cocks is toews gonna suck tonight boys?

Then you realize Kane is just as short of a manlet.
Howling

>imagine being a fan of a team so shitty it loses to vancouver
lol

he's only a manlet in body. he has the spirit of a 6'5 chad

>niggas all doubted me when I said Jett Woo was going to be the defensive gem of the draft

We elite blueline now

entirety of chiraq confirmed for seething

And the cock of a fuckin moose

Vince Vaughn is funnier than you

who's gonna score on the shootout tonight lads

>Canadians think this is better.
Low hanging fruit lads.

well i don't hate him

Funnier looking

Jesus Christ, that was not a CHI power play

what are you so butthurt about i don't get it

No wonder Crawford hates his teammates

is loui eriksson secretly a right hand shot?

>You are butthurt
Lol

He's mad mommy didn't get the chocolate snack packs so he's taking out on his keyboard

Is Loui Eriksson secretly a flaming faggot bust?

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>no shitcongo tripfags
kek of course they all jumped off

Incels are just always butthurt

>chocolate snack packs
Sounds gross.

he's secretly finnish

Bust? You mean old man passed his prime?

seriously though what kind of name is thatcher?

>Marc Crawford is the Sens coach
lol

A shitty one

rude

He's not wrong..

Crow is the shit

i wonder when our pal vigneault will get back in action

RIP

based brock

I mean I didn't know he still did coaching

Why is that can't puck chimping out about his blatant penalty?

where did you get this pic of me

I'm sure he was surprised as well

>this hawks arena announcer
sounds like he smokes a pack a day

After he saw the Sens finishing up burying Boucher back in the grave they dug him out of, he must've suspected he was next on the necromancers' list

Is Demko dare I say, elite?

fuggg boeser needs to release that faster

>literally getting shut out 2-1 by some kid on his fifth NHL game

LMAO'ING AT YOU'RE LIFE

lmao nice job helping the tank edler

classic >us, a-am i right lad..?

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>Swedish defense
Never ever again

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GUSTAFSSON!!!!!!!!!!!

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>EDLER

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAR MOTHERFUCKERS

holy fuck is it going to be another garyout

>forced into the coin toss

Shameful

All these OTs are really draining my beers

>more midget tier minigames
Shall turn the game off as soon as it starts

of course it will be

kek i don't watch them either, i can't stand shootouts

+1 for abolishing shootouts should be continuous 5v5

I wish elder would just retire already desu

I'm with Satan

The coin toss is strictly for homosexuals and Fortnite players

Debrincat or Jakke
I guessed the OT right the last time >we played eachother so what I say is absolute

What did the dark master mean by this?

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OH HO HO

SCORVAT SCAAAAAAAAAARS

lmao2ez

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>Redemption

BEE

TEE

EFF

OH

HAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

gg Canucks

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OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

THAT'S MY CAPTAIN

APOLOGIZE

gg except that one fag

gg bro, good luck in the playoffs

based oh captain my captain poster

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