Blocks you're path to athletic equality

>blocks you're path to athletic equality

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I want to get naked with a woman lads

>tits not bigger than her head
worthless specimen

based

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what does touching a booby feel like bros

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But the question remains - are sport bras better for skin elasticity in long term or worse

i like bobs and vagen

salty milk and coins

Like a bag of sand

Just cup your own breast but imagine it slightly bigger (doesn't apply if American)

like bags of sand

so stop posting on Yea Forums and do it faggot

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like bags of sand

redhead siri is literal perfection

laying in bed with a woman is really good

still not a woman if he has a dick, Jorge

Bag of sand

what if she farts?

Lying in bed. You lie down. A chicken lies down to lay eggs. You lay mines.

Is it as good for you as it is for your sister?

i dont lie

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shes not my sister

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the 40 year old virgin came out 14 years ago. pretty soon there will be zoomers who dont understand this meme

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You now remember Simona Haleb

I have never touched big breasts so i wouldn't know
Small breasts tho feel like half empty water ballons

are u me

crime against nature.
strong leg game still though

>dominates women's sports leagues

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Sounds kinda gay

i experienced teenage love and all the girls had big bobs. now im alone with gyno.

like a sand of bags

>trips
KEK BASED

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post her pics, i need research material

Like a sand of bag

Is not wearing shoes better for foot arches or worse?

>tfw being able to send someone to jail for the rest of their life with the press of one button

one man should not hold this much power

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this is fucking nightmare fuel

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>you're
>you are

lolololol

Depends on insoles. I don't get your analogy

oh no...

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Two. CTRL + V. Or two mouse clicks.

F

Imagine the smell

>Winnie the Pooh
wut

Great joke, Britlard.

The savages who walk out of rainforests and have never seen shoes tend to have collapsed arches.

I still think this is amazing whatever your views.

Who are the most world famous athletes with big BAZONGAS ?

R9

bag of coin

touched one tonight

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This needs to stop

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Maybe they develop different walking style because of the soil that makes their soles flatter. It could be genetics tho. As long as I remember you are to develop proper soles shape when you get older

and it's beautiful

was she conscious?

of course not

was she alive?

salty coins bag of milk

yes, she was

congratulations then

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My gf has massive tits that prevent her from performing as well as she could athletically. She's like the chick in the Chappelle's Show skit.

Nah it sucks. Having sex is alright but sleeping in the same bed as anyone is unironically awful

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thank

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Who /ass/ here?

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It's very comfy until you wake up with a stone dead arm

Are you me? Slayed pussy as a teen and in early 20's. Now can't get shit.

like a bunch of fat but round and soft and in the boob area.

sub-humans need not apply.

seme tbj

gonna be honest lads, watching this webm while listening to High Hopes by Panic at the Disco is a very unique feel, im not sure what to do with it

Winnie the Pooh is a banned from China.
Something to do with him being associated with a smear campaign against a political figure or something.

anyone else 30+ and never even held a girls hand?

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Nah bruh, unironically got married last weekend.

What's up moot

Congrats bro

how do you put your dick inside a pussy?
does it automatically go into the right hole?
any chance of it getting caught up on the top part

memes

it's usually wet and just slides right in with a little force

BASED FINLAND

u can press a girl's bellybutton and nose at the same time 4 the auto pilot option. makes it ez for 1st time

still seems intimidating
good thing I wont be in the position of trying for a long time

Don't know how I made it through that whole thing, made my dick and balls feel like they were falling off

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refuse 2 watch this webm
surgical and medical stuff makes my pressure drop

Despite trillions of hours of porn, when I first had sex at 17 I still had a little trouble finding it. It's closer to her asshole than her clit, most of the part immediately lower than the clit is skin covering her pubic bone. It's not a perfect cone, you could actually ram your dick into her clit and it wouldn't slide in because the pubic bone is a small ridge.

Luckily she was a virgin too and didn't know what the fuck she was doing either.

Made me very nauseous

why so many incels on Yea Forums? i thought i was surrounded by fellow sports watching, beer drinking chads?

>Despite trillions of hours of porn
exactly
all pussies look so different and it boggles my mind how exactly a dick is supposed to go in

>Luckily she was a virgin too and didn't know what the fuck she was doing either
im pretty much fucked since im 31 and girls my age are way super experienced and would never want to be the one to teach a guy this old.

When women are aroused their ladyparts literally create suction, so any penis that is placed near them will be sucked into place, no thought or strategy required. Biology has our backs.

Don't know why anyone would want to watch a guy get his ass eaten

wtf? I love women now

All guys search a little bit, even in porn you sometimes see them take a sec to get it in. Just hold your dick at the base so there's plenty of blood in it, rub the tip all the way up and down the length of the vag to make it seem like you're teasing her pussy, and remember that you'll find the hole closer to her asshole than her clit, see . They'll only vary a little bit in outside structure, all girls have the entrance in the same place at the bottom of the vag.

i lol'd. and my tiddies jiggled.

just touch your under arm

One girl's ladyparts literally forced my penis in the opposite direction like a magnet, what does that mean? She was obviously aroused because she kept saying "put it in Nigel"

The absolute state
>chads
>drinking piss water

>was
i really hate to ask...

Like a rubber bag full of jello.

sauce befoe 404

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;^)

You mean your Johnson was repelled away? Strange case. Say 10 Hail Mary's and 5 Our Fathers and have a glass of orange juice.

what am i reading?
why didn't i stop?

source

>she kept saying "put it in Nigel"
unless you missed out a comma, i think you misunderstood her instructions

The fine work of slaanesh

>Summer Hart in HD

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How to stop porn addiction bros? Porn, weed and whiskey are literally destroying my life.

Try not being mentally weak

What sport would she play

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Coal burning

>been with dozens of women
>not never loved a single one of them
>the only girl I ever loved I never had a chance with
>loved her 15 years still do and still am friends with her
oneitis is worse than inceldom

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It's better to loved the lost than never loved at all.

start lifting to get your endorphins going