Heem

/ourWonderboi/ doing an AMA right now
reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/b2qrig/ufc_welterweight_contender_ufc_nashville_main/?

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imagine the smell

This man is addicted to Megan's feet

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SWEET CAROLI-

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haha what if she caught you and gave you a handjob lol

is dana natty?

Why is Dana trying so hard to kill the UFC?

Actually, it's mostly Ari.

No, he's on trt

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god you're sick

If you had to choose between Sanko or Olivi who would you take?

based dana

based and mommy pilled

that's a hard choice but I'm going with Olivi because I love her

fpbp

He doesn't care anymore, all he cares about are Megan's feet

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It's hilarious how much better dana dresses than schaub. I know that's not saying much, but still.

oh shit thats a good dana

very good dana very good dana very very dana dana

olivi obvsly, sanko is all kinds of busted

>sanko is all kinds of busted
whoa Olivi is a good choice but lets not say things we regret

>Emanuel is alleged to have allowed a friend to operate a pornographic website out of Endeavor's offices. According to Epstein, Emanuel made racist and anti-gay remarks and prevented her from sending a script about Navy SEALs to actor Wesley Snipes, saying: "That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Everyone knows that blacks don't swim."[20]

I can't get a GF heem

But I can whoop some fuckin ass

Can I just show up at a UFC performance institute and train? Lmao fuck it man might as well fuck people up for money

>has boring fights
>has a boring podcast
Can his nickname be officially changed to snoozeman?

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it's true, look at her face without makeup, her tits arent that nice and her pussy is probably a disaster

>she knows
Olivi caught him

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provide proof of these claims

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kek

Jesus he is obsessed. They must give off an intoxicating aroma.

UFC getting the ESPN deal was the best thing that has ever happened to the company

PISS OFF DANA REEEEEEEEEE WE DON'T NEED YOUR SHILLING HERE TOO

Will he address how one-dimensional and open to getting oblique kicked he is? Till kind of exposed him

till looks like a character from team fortress 2

>Low Energy Marty

pawldcast was him at 30%, b

>Team Fortress 2
Is that like Fortnite?

The fans have been begging for more more limited options for years. Everyone is complaining they don’t know where to buy the PPV. Well not anymore you can find exclusively at the home of the UFC, ESPN(+)

>my feet hurt
>I bet none of these reporters know the true meaning behind my gladiator tattoo
>"who da fook is dat guy " guy is laughing really loud. I hate loud laughter.
>I hope askren doesn't Boom Roast me in the octagon

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good post
i like his hoodie

Reminder Jorge and I are both about that life and if I ever saw your punk ass in S Florida id heem you just for fun

whoaw i better watch out

Congrats you just made the list bitch

I was surprised nobody really noticed the awkwardness in the embedded

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Poor Marty

Ben Askren

Champ within 6 months, feels good for us lifelong

this

THAT'S ASSOLT BRUV

>he doesn't have his assolt license

Under Robbies name they should just put “tapper”

but thats not accurate, maybe they should just put "herb dean"

He verbally tapped

how do you verbally tap if the ref stops the fight because he thinks you are unconscious

make your arm go droopy

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Lmao

her footpussy game is out of this world

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Which female fighter should I jerk off to tonight?

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Gabi Garcia

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just close your eyes and think of your future sons

>instead you have daughters

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joanna

Who here wants to boom roast me?

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>hey kid, what you lookin at, eh?

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I just want an honest answer why twitchy stopped doing his thing

N-n-nothing

I want Gabi to sexually assault me.

Reminder that Masvidal is best friends with Colby

He's on TRT and HRT. Testosterone doesn't make an adults head swell like Dana's. It's the HGH (See Barry Bonds or Joe Rogan for comparable skull growth.)

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No one you ugly cunt

>>>kill yourself faggot

wow he grew up a lot

>have to pay for ESPN+
>still get ads
the absolute state of buyfags
can't wait until they put ads on during the PPVs too lmao

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I was waiting for this

For me, it's the bullet.

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I dont think he actually expected people to post his wife much less find her or his Youtube channel. Seems like the “go ahead and tell everyone about me!” thing was just a bravado bluff

how many (and which) UFC wmma fighters do you unironically think could beat you in under the new unified rules

>in under
idk what I was thinking but remove that "in"

Literally all 115 and 125ers, any 135er except the top 20

Only Nunes and Cyborg could beat me up. Every other WMMA fighter gets choked out.

I think you answered backwards but thank you for the response nonetheless

jessica rose clark could beat me ahaha

Wife material

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You now remember Travis Browne

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1
Only Nunes

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS

If they bring Edmond in as his handler I might actually start watching mandrama

>sorry user, she's taken. now kindly back off

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fortnite for gen x

god i wish that was me

>One pay per view per month
>ESPN+ Subscription is $4.99 per month
>Pay per view price decreases from $64.99 to $59.99
>Difference is $5.00
>It is now $.01 cheaper to buy the pay per view, and now it comes with a month of ESPN+
Now that I've thought about it, what's the issue here? Only difference is that the UFC actually keeps the revenue from ppv buys like they should, seeing as it's their product, and we get ESPN+.

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It's hard to tell desu. I've rolled with purple and brown belt girls (I'm a white belt), the largest of which was maybe 150, and got to at least top half guard every single time. I didn't get a sub but I feel like I can hold a girl down and grind out sloppy 30-27. The heavy hitters like cyborg and nunes would be tough though, I wouldn't know how to close distance even though I know a bit of Muay Thai

leave it to the americans to be retarded

Faggot Californians burned $4B buying this shit show from the mob. Hilarious.

probably gonna get ads during the PPV too now

I don't know how many non fighters beat Nunes. She has actual power and her striking is really accurate

>I honestly don't see the downside in being forced to subscribe to some bullshit ESPN streaming service in order to enjoy UFC

Bravo lil guy, bravo

>UFC getting the ESPN deal was the best thing that has ever happened to the company
Disney is pure AIDS the promotion will be dead in 5 years

Anything to suggest that besides conjecture?

yeah suck my balls lmaooooo

Dont give disney money. Just pirate everything. I have friends over and still pirate instead of pooling money. Acestream is perfectly clear

now we have to deal with that crusty old fuck with his bullshit input.

I already explained that it's not a higher cost than it was. In fact, if you don't give a shit about a few decent cards per year and the ppv prelims, the cost of MMA is way down since you don't need cable. The only issue is that the UFC may have fucked themselves because boomers only know how to order pay per views on cable, and people with shit internet are going to suffer. You act like it's not just a few clicks to get rid of a subscription

Lads lets give stipe some views
twitch.tv/stipe__miocic

what if every bank in the world deposited 1 cent into my account once a month

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Aye Chrissy the fuck you doin with that Boston fuck

If I'm not going out or having friends over I'll use it but I like the fidelity of ppv because my tv is big

>in other news, local grandfather enjoys his Disney ass fucking

Okay? Cool? Did you think that we'd all commend you for this brave stance?

dork

he realized what a faggot he was and hid in shame

How is Disney fucking me here failing to understand this. They fucked themselves when they overpaid for the UFC distribution rights. Now they're taking less of a pay per view cut than other distributors were. If I was actually paying full price for this shit then yeah I'd be dicked but I watch all of this shit at a bar or with 10 buddies.

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How good would he have been?

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Post crowd shots

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wew

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my dad insists that his friend watched chuck win some "full contact" competition in madison square garden, so he would probably become ufc champ easy

God id love to sniff that seat

omg im free

when's the nest /heem/ meet?

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These pictures must be ironic, I refuse to believe otherwise.
welcome back faggot

right now
*heems you*

>he wasnt invited
lel

When is Coral coming back? I miss that little rascal. His 90-day ban should be over soon, right?

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I miss fake martial arts stuff. The ninjitsu craze has largely died off, but I can still find funny aikido and win chun/kung fu stuff on youtube

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hes supposed to be back this month, maybe he already is and is staying low key like a good boy

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check out titties!
liveleak.com/view?t=C5FY6_1552584596

LMFAO LAD

What about $1000?

#YangGang
#TimesUpWhiteMan

based polish american

Based

the yang gang is the most powerful force in politics

Imagine the braps

dana white is great how dare you

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE CRINGE BEHIND THEM, THE GUY NEXT TO CARLA ESPARZA THINKS CAMERA IS ON HER
>"oh there you are!"

oh nonononononono AHAHAHAHAHAH

Any Paige news over the weekend?

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if I join the Yang Gang will I also get my allowance of neetbux?

I actually did invent "Toilet Till"

So what? You want a cookie or something? Ya lil dweeb.

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*heems you*
and i just uninvented it

just trying to clear the air, there were some imposters claiming otherwise

I genuinely do think it was a Candian because I remember seeing it and responding snidely about it being a really shit insult and something like "did you come up with that yourself"

Can't believe it's caught on

Rate my poem, /heem/

------------
Beneath the ice I know you lurk
Filthy anunnaki bastards
I feel your pressence
This world's of your essence

Monkeys degraded to food
We're nothing but a bait to these ancient tools
They rule beneath us
We will never see us

Who we are
Why are we here
I've been wondering
Holding back my tears

I've come to conclusion
There's no more confusion
I'm nothing but a stake
For those beneath the lake

For centuries they ruled
We've had been beaten and fooled
Our masters below the earth
Killing us like pigs in the dirt

Breeding they welcome
Our children they rape
I'm losing my mind
How much more I can take

Leave the earth beneath us
You filthy heathens
Come to the surface and face us
Your kin will be beaten

This meat is sending a threat to you bastards
Manipulated maps and hidden beneath the land of the narwhals
Soon I'll die and then we'll meet
I'll annihialate your whole fucking fleet

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archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/82364036/#82368010

proof, that was like the first instance
don't know why i remember this completely irrelevant shit.

Idk of any news, but do enjoy this pic amigo.

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Uninvent THIS
*rolling gogoplata's you*

Michelle Waterson is a flat assed slag. She disgusts me.

fat tfuking orangutan tits, no wonder she got raped

>Soon I'll die and then we'll meet
>I'll annihialate your whole fucking fleet
holy fucking based Ivan, if this doesn't scare those Anunnaki bastards then I don't know what will

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Max is out lol

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Wow great job

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ok here's how we save the UFC
allow nut shots
adopt WWE-style meme formats like tables/ladders/chairs, tag team matches, and royal rumble
bring back Ronda to fight Schaub (no holds barred)
host events at dingy Mexican "gyms" and make all the $ off PPV

Who cares lol

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Till is to blame for it catching on, just brutally flushed in his last 2

Porier is out lol

1.doesn't rhyme
2.a little nazi?
3.uneven syllables, doesn't flow rhythmically
2/10

I invented the flushed meme and invented the invented meme
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/80941986/#80946639

And the Wonderboy is a pedo meme
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/80941986/#80946465

based WOW poster

Based
Cringe

It's much better in Russian

she got raped because of toxic masculintity fuck nuts

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Finally I can break it out in the UFC :^)

fake and bluepilled

that guy looks way too skinny to be the ravioli lad desu

We get it, Reem is your bull

Reminder masvidal only won because he heemed tills nuts in the first second of the fight

genius strategy 2bh

Ben Askren is a massive cherry picking faggot that loses to anyone in the top ten

True patrician and highest test on the thread

Wrong. Its the 2nd worst, right after Reebok and Reebok related bullshit.

Getting real fucking sick of this stupid driving course that I have to take. Don't drink and drive kids.

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Shed be hotter without the fake boobs. Also, her fight career was doomed the moment she hit 6'2 and wanted muses. Its like men at 610. Most cant fight or get in good enough shape worth talking about.

You're a dumbass that overdid it.

Adding on the this, the only chance she had for a fight career was fighting men, with a 10-15lbs handicap.

>drinking
>ever
lol

Sit down and shut up b4 I kick your teeth down your throat, dummy

Shut up bitch. Meet me in Miami and I’ll run your dumbass over with my Jeep

You seem upset, have some more alcohol stupid.

just start having a few drinks before you drive down there

goodnight /heem/

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Nobody in the top 10 wants to see Lawler across the cage. He always fights like a berserker and has a chance of flatlining anybody in the division. The fact Ben withstood being slammed on his head then recovering while Lawler had him as a very disadvantageous situation shows he isn't some scrub and is a legit fighter.

...

Where the fuck did I see this before?

He looked like shit and you're a faggot if you think Ben Askan is legitimate you mark ass wolf ticket bitch

*heems you to sleep*
Good night, user.

Good night sweetie

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Dillon Penis is such a try hard

Looked like he got a straight win. Or did herb dean raise his hand at the end just for fun? Stay mad, b.

I like how RDA called him Dillon Dennis

The Big Comfy Couch

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I invented absolutely nothing

It sounds close to us, I guess

>a single frame thumbs up totally shows he's fine

your boy sucks

your boy SUCKS!

but he's my boy
but he's MY BOY

but Evil Cowboy is based

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The way English speakers say the 'a' sounds like kinda like an 'e' to us. Our 'a' is like "ah"
Like if we were gonna read danis using our spelling it would be read "dah-nees"

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Did Pride have the best officiating or is it just me

Refs are overrated, just go until one guy can't anymore and the fight will end itself

heem yourself degenerate

>can't wait until they put ads on during the PPVs too lmao

user...

I have the feeling that this card will be a low-key GOAT contender tbqhwy my bee

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Ahahahhahahahaha what a funny comic everyone respond

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the comain and silva v cannonier look really good tbqh

What's the main difference between those and the old rules?

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vitor wins the rematch
but bisping wins the trilogy

I guarantee that Rose pulls out of the fight citing mental health

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bisking would beat yoel and vitor back to back in the same night

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The only knock on Pride is that they got greedy with the yellow cards, otherwise the reffing and judging were very consistently good. Hardly any bad decisions at all and none in major fights

in many ways he already did

I really miss the ten minute first round.

You can only knee a grounded opponent if you do the macarena first, but if they only have one hand on the ground you have to do the hokey pokey instead.

I'm thinking TITLE shots...

could not blame him. she was looking like quite the little minx as always

sometimes when i'm lying awake i wish one of you could heem me to sleep but then i realise none of you could ever heem me

i want to suffocate to death in there

You really don't get angles, my guys

I'm 100 percent sure that I could at least triangle or get a kimura from any of the guys that post here

Rizin still does it sometimes. Really opens things up for the aggressive grapplers

bah bah bommbbb

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ferser 100% I agree my guy but I disagree

I'd throw a spinning kick right to your dome

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kekkers

i think you'd be surprised

based

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Guess the fighter

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Nick is the only fighter I cam think of that has a widow's peak

lol

Dustin 'The Diamond' Poirier

>tfw get to stay up all night shitposting with the boiz on /heem/
I love spring break lads

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mine was last week I should heem myself to sleep

Oh yeah
*goes to bed

khabib

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Could Ngannou beat prime Hakuho in a sumo match?

It's funny because Dana could have them any time he wants. You think Benavidez is an obstacle for him? Lol.

Clearly Dana savors the chase, though. Sure he could force Megan to stick her foot in his mouth but where's the fun in that?

This is the #MeToo era. Nobody gets away with that anymore.

youtu.be/KqdyLQAk3eo

Bones’d and Jonespilled

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>aldo unflushes himself and rides off into the sunset
>Andrade ends the rose meme and kickstarts the era of decent wmma with dykes as the flagship
>cannonier forces silva to actually put on a fight
Could be pretty good desu

just like every AMA, the celebrity answers the ten most irrelevant or generic questions then fucks off

so if aldo starches volkanovski does he get another title shot?

Well no, because *brings Joe closer*
Every other podcast, your outlook on life completely changes. I was reading this article about how Silicon Valley can actually advance this process into only taking 3 hours because of ocular implants - Elon could you get that up? Yeah but it's because marijuana can actually make your views evolve faster ... here we go *looks over at neural pathways imaging* Look at that ... Yeah, that implant must be what? 3,000 Terabytes a second? Jesus those things will tear your prefrontal cortex to shreds.

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Why is 40 yr old arianny still around? Does she know too much?

Based code of honor

>famous serbian mma fighter brutally beaten in a bus
>"first the driver started beating me, then the rest started to join in"

MMA news in serbia.

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When is based Artem Lobov fighting again?

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this was when he was coming back from an event where this thing won the fight of the night, i can't find the video

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who?

Do not let your vanity be greater than the love of your team.
Wear your team's uniform show that you are proud to be part of this team.
You show pride and passion your team your fellow teachers will all be proud of you too.
valorize your shield you fight for it every day.

Oss!

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I feel like absolutely murking people while dressed like a bum is a different kind of satisfaction

bjj is a cult

Nice shilling faggot, I could pass getting the official patches or something but I dont think the Gracies are in a position right now where they can be cocky and exigent with their students when theres a lot of other people getting ahead of them in terms of bjj

like 10th planet

Why is Magumba wearing my christmas lights?

no racism on /heem/ today please i had a tough morning

They're currently making $300 million gross profit and their brand is expanding. They're doing more than fine.

hope things improve bro mine could have been better too

The Chris should move to heavyweight.
In fact so should Rockhold, and Romero.
Heavyweight is free wins.

Loooooooool amazing comic

Fuck Dana White. He's Ari Emanuel's bitch. UFC is shit and Ari needs to pay the $4B he borrowed to buy the shit tier UFC. Dana is a faggot who needs to look like he's "creating value" or he'll get fired.

He fucked up his McShitter cash cow and main events are gay as fuck. Dana has Ari's dick firmly entrenched in his throat swallowing non-stop Profit & Loss statement cum. Dana White was better off working for the mob laundering money through the UFC than the shitshow happening right now. Fuck Dana White.

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That's a lot of profit

Andy bobandy has not been the same since Mr Lahey died

>150 MILLION profit
>interest
profit is after all expenses and interest, did you mean EBIT

Considering Aldo specifically asks not to be the main event, and doesn't want to fight any more 5 round fights, I don't know about that.
I think he'd rather fight McGregor again, to avenge himself, and go make hamburgers.

holy shit based

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based hussein hussein

sometimes I think about heeming myself

tonyfergusonxt:
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Think about your dad. You are his boy. How would he feel is his boy gets heemed and flushed?

In many ways, I just heemed everyone on this board by posting.

Thanks man. That helps. Hope Bulgaria is treating you well.

Pettis will win, cap this.

Do you think Tony will fight again any time soon. I've never seen him fight tbqh b

Tony is finished it's over for him.

Till getting flushed made me sad bros. I wanted to like him. Dad is originally from liverpool and I've wanted to start muay thai training myself.

toilet till ruined both those things for me.

Also why does muay thai never work in MMA?

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>Also why does muay thai never work in MMA?
apologise

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>Also why does muay thai never work in MMA?
apologise

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>Also why does muay thai never work in MMA?
Joanna and Valentina?

Sorry for my ignorance. Just from memory people I've seen that use traditional MT stance and fighting styles get flushed.

Who else here defeated 2 dickheaded hydra with astral attack powered by sheer dedication and ray of hate control?
#ChampShit #ShaubShit #SnapMyWife&KidCity #Spergdouken

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Probably. He was always mentally unstable. It's a part of his gimmick

reminder that wmma is at least 5 years behind mens, we had the same surge of MT in mens MMA and it got replaced with more fundamental styles as the square stance fell out of style

t. mma genius

Does that mean in 5 years women will learn how to throw a jab?

Fuck Dana White. Fuck him and his lookalike bald TRTfags.

don't count on it

DEATH TO VIDEODROME
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

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Muay Thai worked in the olden days when it was OK to plod about and be sloppy, but in the modern era you can't get away with that.

People with mental illness suffer disproportionaly from the wide spread of conspiracy theory, and the societal acceptance of mind altering drugs.
And yeah, I agree with "telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it" and so on, but we should probably protect the feeble minded from mindfuckery. Their mental immune system can't handle all the trash.

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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it depends
if you look at aldo he doesn't throw proper form muay thai kicks
he kicks with his feet straight so it's way harder to read
ben saunders uses the traditional plum and gets crushed for it
look into how to apply the style not just the style itself

Nobody was using straight up clean MT, the same way nobody was using straight up clean boxing. Everyone was doing at least a little bit of "mixed" martial arts. Even Askren isn't doing straight just wrestling, even Bisping wasn't doing straight just boxing.

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>Hey user, just subscribe to ESPN+, all the best UFC content is here, don't be a pussy.

>If you dont like it don't buy it, OK? See? Not a hard decision

>Just get ESPN+ and then the PPV, it's literally cheaper than before you pussy

>No one is telling you to buy this ppv! If you don't like it, then stay at home with your mom u goof

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Based Ben

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There is this guy from thailand with that traditional style that has won some fights in MMA. He has 9 wins and 4 losses. He isn't in the UFC though
>2 division Lumpinee champion,[2] and amassed an unofficial record of 282-65-3

Watch this:
youtube.com/watch?v=_I-LOhvQmjc

>Till dropping to #7 in the rankings

BAHAHAHAHAHA FLUSHED!!!! Next time we see Till will be on the early prelims on UFC Fight Pass

holy gods I forgot just how bad that was
lmao

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ahh help me saenchai

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Then it happened again

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>exigent

noice language skills

the MT style of guarding and blocking just doesn't seem to work. They end up eating punches from what I've seen. Would I be better off training in boxing/wrestling?

Name contenders and prospects that have not yet been derailed

Darren Till

tragic, but yea attacking with hands high and knees leaves so much of you open

the newer ways to use the plum is to either use a one arm counter like colby does or keep the dude tight and use your elbows which is what johnny whiskey and tony do, feed their head directly into your strike
it seems you just can't lean out for the knees and leave your body open unless you're already setting up a knee if you know what I mean. so you just lean out and blast the guy instead of lean out and look for it

colby, santos and johnny whiskey, volkanovsky

wrestling has begun giving me cauliflower ear lads

I can guarantee that Memebender faggot Adesanya is the next one to get gadooshed and flushed

Their academies are top. That Danaher guy is an instructor at Renzo's academy for example

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Super prospect Petr Yan has passed every test in flying colours.

Petr yan, johnny walker, paulo costa

>can't jerk off because I got a comp in two days
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how long did it take?

That word in spanish and PT is... wait for it... "exigente"

Ive done bjj for like 2 years and nothing and now 5 months into wrestling and the dominant side ear has begun puffing up, its not a lot but its defo begun, also I have tiny ears so they are hard to crush

Wear headgear you mong

Jack Daniels and Domingo Reyes in LWH seem fun. I very much doubt either of them is even top 5 material, but they haven't been derailed yet.
Zabit, despite being exposed for cardiolet, has a lot of potential. I am most excited for him. Volkanovsky is already established, he isn't prospect tier, he's legit a contender.
Tatiana Suarez and Aspen Ladd are "prospects", I think? They aren't established yet, its just that WMMA doesn't have gatekeepers, so they get promoted straight to contenders.
And of course Blowjob Penn, he'll make a return any time now.

Congratulations on your medal of honor. Did you get the mandatory staph infection from the dirty mats that get changed less often than presidents?

but all the other guys have cauliflower ears im one of the guys whos been there the longest without them

nah no staph or anything from our mats

his knees are completely fucked

>Reyes taken down by Ozdemir
ain't never going to do SHIT to Jones

What do you think is more fun? What do you think has more real world use? BJJ or wrestling?

I'm probably gonna start training combat wrestling when I get some spare cash.

wrestling is so much better
I realise now bjj is definitely useful and fun but they have a such a stupid fucking guard pulling mentality that they hate scrambling and take downs and slams
train both if you can but if i had totrain only one its wrestling, being able to slam someone on their head will come in more practical than an armbar irl and its also more fun. The drills and technique and the mentality is very enjoyable

If you want cartilage damage and pinched nerves, do BJJ.
If you want disc damage and arthritis, do wrestling.
If you want brain damage and hand/foot injuries, do striking.
If you want to be a vegetable before your hair goes gray, go to MMA gyms, they are usually sparring heavy.

Majority of "real world" situations you have two real objectives
- stay on your feet
- don't get hit
This is why I recommend Judo and Boxing
Judokas are nearly impossible to put down, and boxers are the most defensively sound striking-wise

Judobox coming to a suburb near you

For "real world" situations I'd recommend picking up rhetoric and running. 99% of situations can be solved better using these two rather than any martial art.

Sounds fun, I'm keen to start training.

Hit em with the facts & logic then run away?

WHats the next step of his master plan

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Convince them not to break your face. If that doesn't work, go somewhere else, very rapidly.

Folding the company, with no survivors

Good post

I invented tolleto tom

Please rate the dojo I'm looking at joining
progressivemartialarts.com.au/class-timetable/#

I've always loved Judo throws. I don't know if there is anyone near me that teaches it though.

all the best bjj guys train wrestling but none of the best wrestlers train bjj

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>the Gracies
Apparently the guy who made that isn't a gracie but instead married to a Gracie:

Pic related

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huh? Where did get that from?

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Wow, could you guys imagine what Demian Maia would have accomplished if he wasn't a stupid fucking purist

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these are mma guys not wrestling guys they also do lots of other things

Well, I assumed you were talking about wrestlers in MMA. You're talking about pure bjj and wrestling guys? Then that's even weirder.. since when all bjj guys do wrestling, wtf?

Not that's it's wrong to train wrestling. It'd improve their game a lot but it just something I think doesn't happen.

since every single bjj gym runs a wrestling class and all bjj guys preach importance of wrestling for bjj and you never see big wrestling gym saying man gotta perfect that single leg x guard

pls

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>gives you the 3 peach with a blowjob

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I invent these

mark hunts uncle was a muzzie?

Lel

Based Brenton Trant

Is that 7 year plan real? Sounds horrible. I will sign on with Bellator instead

...

Adesanya said he wants to fight JJ someday. Would be an interesting matchup

The story is bullshit, it's come out he's the one who assaulted the driver and then made the whole thing up.

Guys my boss Is on vacation for the next ten days the shit posting from my phone is going to be unreal

Nice

He got dropped and taken down by Flushson. Munhoz subs his backward ass.

Good afternoon ladies and gentle---man....

I have not watched a fight this year but I have posted on /heem/ every single day. Ask me a question about MMA let's see if I know the answer.

>Curtis Blaydes/Justin Willis

Damn. Blaydes takes that easy. I guess he's 1/10 favourite.

kurir fuck off

I'm the one who invented "bones" Jones.

maribek alhassan

He should have shot them in self defence

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Blaydes is literally just a better and bigger version of DC.

what is the best fighting style?

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I'm the one who invented "Sexual Chocolate" Jones.

RDA flushes Jorge

without chin

Would actually be a very competitive fight. Both can dehydrate to fight at lightweight, both are proper mixed martial artists with a complete move set, both are defensive fighters. Not sure it would be fun to watch though.

He hasn't even been wobbled.

DC is a much better kickboxer.

based paramedic

Oleynik's daughter was at the Stoneman Douglas highschool shooting in 2018. Her dad should've taught her how to assault armed terrorists.

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>both are defensive fighters
hmm

Wow I accidentally played this stupid fucking UFC game all night. I thought it was about 1-2am so I crawled into bed but then I looked out my window and saw the sun coming up, I checked my phone and it was 7. I unironically sat here playing against the same nigga for hours. Thank goodness I'm not a wagie lol.

tfw putting on a random eddie bravo video while stretching

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>stretching
Lmao are you a female or just a pussy?

Just pretending to be wobbled to make Hunt commit and spend all his energy, leading to comfy takedown and wrestlefuck.

I'm so glad Conor isn't fighting anymore. Everytime he does the nuthuggers from ever crack and crevice on the internet descends to heem
>HURR CONOR BIG LEFTY!

How's Ray Borg's son doing lately?

Never seen someone as delusional as you.

WHERES YOUR SON AT?!

kuked!

t. will never be able to do a sorcerer

No worries, Schaub said hes gonna cover the full medical expenses

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>just stating fax
>delusional

Sure bud.

Ufc still selling wolf tickets

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What was happening in this photo?

Can someone do the smile meme on this?

low fight IQer detected
it's tawlf my guy i geeedit

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based

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>Do it lol

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I hope she puts up a photo of her spreading her asshole right up close to the camera. For amusement purposes only of course.

Kek

I would J/O to that pic religiously

based olivi btfoing internet degenerates

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My mans knows wassup. Her feet would look delicious in that outfit.

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soon to be a crime in britain

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why would she even reply?

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jeff wagenheim.

>only reason to click on the shitty ufc videos
>gets the account removed
she is such a fucking zilch

That shitposter was fun to read

What an unfunny cunt. A good woman wouldn't care or would laugh it off

she got my fake account of her banned on another website too lol. so many fucking virgins checked my profile.

I doubt it would have been capped if she hadn't sperged out. Gotta take the high road

it'll be banned everywhere no place is good to live

*get 10 years in prison for redistributing the content*
fuck people

it's literally probably 1 million in bills

Fill me in on what they're banning?

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You're addicted to electronics go outside like aspen ladd

>Jon went 3-5 on take downs against Smith
for sure Jon's take downs are munsters

niggers

Coral Springs killed a bunch of kids that day

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6822477/Shocking-video-shows-group-bikini-clad-women-having-HUGE-fight-Miami-Spring-Break.html

>Smif spends two rounds in fetal position
>Bones still unable to finish him

Jon is the most pillowfisted submissionlet in the game.

that's a nicer part of miami jorge grew up in the shittier part he deserves a pass

brendan schaub

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Which fighter has the biggest hog

I'm still confused what's being banned

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Is all this from the Olivi interview?

Gotta be Vick.

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My issue is ESPN+ fucking sucks as a basic video player. It lags, stutters, and going back 10 seconds to see a punch you missed is near impossible.

The people who are really fucked are people in rural areas that CANT get high speed internet, but CAN get satellite TV. How are they gonna watch the ppv? Drive 50 miles into town and find a B-dubs?

oooo vick did well for himself

>Acestream is perfectly clear
This is what poorfags tells themselves even as their stream is buffering

Are you using the PS4 version of ESPN? Every time I've used it (roku, fire stick, Chromecast) it's gone perfectly

>B-dubs
what is B-dubs?

Yes im using my PS4. I suppose I need to invest in a dedicated media device. My issue with that is I dont wanna run wire from my router to my tv location. Do those devices work well for streaming over wifi?

C'mon man. Buffalo Wild wings.

i didn't know that's what niggers call buffalo wild wings

What does Heem stand for?

here everyone's extremely moronic

Mike the lone wolf Trizano

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In many ways she said that

recycle this one when we're ready since our mods are worthless faggots

Dont post my inventions

Chromecast has good quality but it's hard to control.
Roku is good
Fire stick has shit UI and the picture seems a bit shittier but everything streams smoothly

Hey, spammy! Get on your knees and BEG me to come to your worthless thread, you pathetic little zilch. Don't (You) me, you are literally too disgusting to be associated with even in that manner.

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I have a chromecast I've only used a couple times. Was never impressed with it.
I'll look into a roku box then.

just bootleg it bro, the quality's great and it'll make you feel like a rebel

nothing wrong with yan and moraes, very good fighters, op suck cock

Diaz bless

>multiple threads
GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER/ HEEM /

no what you gonna do?
pussy

Edit: Sorry I didn't mean that I was just feeling a bit angry

>thread full of CTE’d psychotics
what did you expect, this is how we are

I can't believe they almost gifted this fraud a win

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The quality isnt great and it's a hassle.
I just bought a roku ultra.

what's funnier is people say shit like oh it's corrupt british judging when Leon Edwards is literally the Brit
absolute retardation

Yea Forums is making fun of Rogan again guys.

i invented toilet till

to be fair those meals looks repulsive

did they mention Schaub?
DID THEY MENTION SCHAUB!?!

>Leon Edwards is literally the Brit

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this guy gets it

*heems you*
Woah, sorry bud didn't see you there.

*stomps your feet*
*kicks your knee*
*pokes your eye*
Good fight brother

Based

Rashad on Tyson podcast was kino

>kino
Cringe

heem

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Is it me or does Val look kinda chubby in her old pictures

I'd go a few rounds with her, if you get my meaning.

full contact?

Name fighters who can/could become a 3 divisions champion if they tried hard enough

it's the only way i can ejaculate.

Let the Bong make the thread.

He's right though. There are roughly 2200-3200 seals at anytime and maybe 5 of them will be niggers.

Yeah delete a thread cause we didnt fill up 9 posts

Peach of a beast of a mod

so that's how you get the mods to do their job

I want the Russian to make it.

Yikes

I honestly can't confidently name a single one my man

Terry Crews episode is good too.

DC if he was allowed to pulse amphetamines

MY NEW THREAD:

The UFC is as much of a work as WWE and boxing.

Pure trash.

there's already a thread people have been posting in all morning

it got shoah'd, it stayed up for 15 hrs just to get canned because I recycled the old one too early; I feel horrible about it
>mods are fags

>shitcanning an extra general
I approve of this behavior, i've just only seen it happen with /hoc/ or /heem/.

guess we better keep it to one (1) thread

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I just don't see why they didn't shitcan it 14 hrs ago, fags

Unironically Henry, especially if Max has left 145. Still like a 5% chance he pulls it off. Khabib couldn't do it I don't think, even 170 would be a stretch due to it being full of big wrestlers. Maybe Yoel too, he's ran through everyone not named Robert.

i don't think we have 24-hour coverage, but they're on it when it counts.