/hoc/

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laine starting a few hours of fortnite right now. does he bring his ps4 on road trips?

Strong duck will answer your questions
>0-not really
>1-nope
>2-it's a 50/50
>3-it's a 100%
>4-roll again
>5-haha
>6-I'm neutral
>7- I'm apathetic
>8-trust your intuition
>9-of course its true
>Dubs-yep
>trips-you have my blessing
>quads- it will come true but only if you do the last 2 digits amount of pushups

reported for racism

I'm ok with gays, blacks, trannys, and weebs. But swedes? Thats where I draw the line.

>he's playing solo
Fuck, no victories for him today.

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For its female goalers

should sweden be banished from /hoc/?

Reminder that we do not need to provide bigots with a platform with which to spew their hateful rhetoric.

*ahem*
FUCK CAROLINA
FUCK SUNBELTERS
AND FUCK NIGGERS

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Damn duck

/hoc/ is for swedes too.

SCAAAAAAAAAAR

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yeah but let's do it anyway

reminder that /hoc/ IS a secret club with strict rules regarding who can and can not post.

Carolina is gay and bad at hockey.

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You're a bigot.

You aren't a real hockey fan unless you have a Russian wife.

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TRADE ALERT
Sweden traded for Germany
Germans are allowed
Swedes ain't

Thank you based Lucas, we're the same after all.

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Incorrect.

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Tfw everyone is so focused on the girl and her nice body they missed the subliminal message

Las Vegas is straight and good at hockey.

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REMOVE AUS remove aus you are worst white. you the white idiot you the white smell. ....ahahahaha ,australia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole white stink australia sqhipere shqipare..white genocide best day of my life...ahahahahahAUSTRALIA WE WILL GET YOU!! ....hahahahaha idiot white smell so bad..wow i can smell it.REMOVE AUS FROM THE PREMISES.. russia+usa+canada+newzealand=kill australia...you will ww2/ tupac alive in newzealand, tupac making album of newzealand . fast rap tupac newzealand. ....you are ppoor stink white... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in newzealand ....fuck the australia ,..FUCKk ashol whites no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the white farm aminal with rap magic now we the zealand rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and australia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. newzealand greattst countrey

>this is an 8/10 in calgary

0/10 for sam because she doesnt have a penis

Of course, my white brother from different mother.

>does he bring his ps4 on road trips?
Of course he does. That's probably the first thing he packs.

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This but switch weebs and swedes

@91560204
I'll take, didn't take his meds today for $500 plz Alex

this is the thread

Imagine actually taking the pharmaceutical jew

What have we done now?

Wish boston would put us out of our misery sooner.

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These are the legs of a woman who have never lifted a weight in her entire life, but has ben on a diet of cocain, fruit and platic surgery for years.

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take who to where?

Carolina is homosexual and lacks any ability to compete with talented hockey teams.

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But I thought we were all supposed to stay scared...

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Tried to exterminate swedes.
As you can see it didn't work.

Terrible knees

dykes lift
stacies do cardio

Both of these accusations are entirely false.

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>beleafing false flagger shitposts

>mad about an attractive woman
>OP is the faggot

>acknowledging Swedes

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>8-1

isnt he a raccoon not a beaver?

What is it about the relocanes sperg that makes him seek so much attention.

>this is the peak of Sam's accomplishments
Grim.

Does someone have the 8-1 pic

>8-1

>post about a team literally as quickly as the post timer will allow you
>reeeee why are they here, why are people talking about them
>they're the attention-seeking ones
Are all Canadians this retarded?

>letting sam live rent free in your head constantly

his father left him at age 5
he confirmed it in the last thread
sad stuff really

It's okay to be attracted to that, but don't say you're a 100% heterosexual then.

Sam btfos sunbelt retards effortlessly lmaooooooooo

I'm beginning to think the poor lad is a bit mentally unwell.

>he confirmed it in the last thread
This is getting disturbingly pathetic.

>rent free
Why did /hoc/ forget what this phrase actually means?

while my dad didnt leave me at age 5
pretty clear you were speaking of your own experiences

do you not think it means "someone who gets to you so much, you can't help but think about them" or are you just retarded

My dad doesn't even like hockey.

thats just what sunbelt cucks say when they are getting btfo by chadbelters

>pretty clear you were speaking of your own experiences
>you
That's a different poster. I wasn't even awake then.

>looks at tonights schedule
ffs, GARY

>Sam isn’t rent free in my head I swear
Daytime hoc is truly grim. See you all when hockey is on

fatherless and didnt have a role model that introduced to the great sport if hockey
even more tragic than i previously thought

Thinking about the blots losing to the coyotes again

>posting about yourself
How the fuck is this your life.

yet you knew exactly which posts i was referring to
something isnt adding up
much like your life wotho

do the hawks make the playoffs?

I'm not that guy.

S
Why do you think I am Sam? Are obsessed about him that much?

cap it lads, dubs confirm

its ok user, you dont have to admit it again

I just went to the old thread in the catalog and did Ctrl + F for "dad."
How difficult do you think this shit is? Are you just projecting your own stupidity? Hmmmm?

ill tell you what im not projecting
my lack of a father figure
sorry you cant say the same

Another great /hoc/ today, lads.

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Ice hockey is a contact team sport played on ice, usually in a rink, in which two teams of skaters use their sticks to shoot a vulcanized rubber puck into their opponent's net to score points. The sport is known to be fast-paced and physical, with teams usually consisting of six players each: one goaltender, and five players who skate up and down the ice trying to take the puck and score a goal against the opposing team.

Whatever you wanna believe user.

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the sub two minutes between my post and your links are all i need for confirmation

>swedephobia
back in my day, this was a finnophobic general

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>he's responding to like three different people at this point and he still thinks it's all one person

projecting again user?

Imagine thinking were all the same person

Haha look at her sucker
You cheeky fuck you.

:^)

Been thinking about canes tendies lads.

only GOOD teams playing tonight

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Still can't let it go huh? What do I have to do to convince it's (mostly) not your fault he left?

i'll come back later where there's better posters

imagine responding to the term "relocanes sperg" like its a badge of honour

Rph is the only decent time left I'm afraid

>reddit people hours is the only decent time
yiked

why does the based pacific make the least coast seethe so hard?

Pacific posters love a circle jerk.

i had some nice in depth hockey talk last night after those leastcoast retards passed out.

The complete opposite of what the next poster states is the actual truth

Swedes are good people.

Bulju will never drink Bonaqua from the Stanley lmao

fukken gottem

>danes are bad people
yikes

>leastern is bad

The real problem is the central. Fuck them

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based post

i posted one post about the relocanes sperg and he rreeeee'd for an hour
talk about a return on your investment

so you guys gonna listen to shannon ramble on about the canucks for 30 minutes?

>wood belt
I stop watching for a couple months and so much bullshit happens

also hemp

Randy needs to take some time away and sort his life out

Could you point to the specific posts in question?

which teams are in the woodbelt

There is no "Randy."

Growing my hair out lads. It's getting pretty shaggy desu.

>sunbelt rigging against vancouver
Sad!

jungle niggers

good afternoon leafs nation

we could just refer to you as "relocane sperg" since you prefer it

just got a haircut. the guy complimented my thick hair. wasnt sure how to respond.

imagine not believing Randy exists

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Vancouver, seattle, edmonton, colorado desu

did he say thick or thicc

didnt hulk actually say the n word in some recordings

the only appropriate response is to honk your nose

why does /hoc/ feel the need to attach names to posters?
do they think this is reddit?

Hmmm

flags already ruin the concept of anonymity

>im too poor to afford trips wah

Sneaky, sneaky @JustinWilliams @JustinFaulk27

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Enough is enough. I want to truth, and I want it now.

Finland: Friend or Foe?

i usually get my hair cut by an old italian man so there is minimal conversation but he was away today and i had to get a haircut from his son.

Depends on the finn

isnt that a seinfeld episode?

HATE navel piercings

That's gonna be a hard "friend" for me.

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ALL FUCKING FINNS MUST FUCKING HANG

maybe an episode of curb i think

>having a leadership group comprised entirely of Justins

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Lots of smiles at today's team photo shoot

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>justin staal

Carolina is very diverse.

The #Canes were 11-2-2 in their new black thirds this season.

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kaapo

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going down to the dispensary

are you going to get them made into posters and hang them above your bed?

#Canes practicing after the team photo was taken. Calvin de Haan (right eye, pictured bottom right) participating with a full face shield.

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>imagine being so bad you have to practice like peewee players

it's seinfeld, but it's with an uncle and nephew barber team

Guys I think we upset randy, hes spamming the thread with twitter posts

>couldn't see Verducci today for my cut, so I saw his son, Vernucci
> "thisa hair isa fina and a thicc!! a thicca hair you have!!!
Practically writing it self already

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#TakeWarning

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>15 games in your "thirds"

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Based twitterposter is back again.
Unironically a fan.

lmao this image
WEW

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Reminder that /hoc/ is not a hurrishit General

was this rape?

why isnt his right eye in the bottom right of the picture?

thanks lad, i made it a while back

whats your favorite food to eat while watching hockey?

>15 games in your "thirds"
NHL rules limit how often you can wear an alternate jersey to 15 times per season.
That doesn't count stuff like heritage or stadium jerseys, though.

Squishy thighs are god tier

Definitely in Canada and Sweden.

This but literally the opposite.

bring me back for socks
made of hemp
with weed leaves printed on them
>K?? smooches
>what? do I need weed? Yeah, sure I guess

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what about the playoffs?

sams favorite food are my salted nuts

>taking credit for another user's work
shameful

You are all sunbelt retards

>"squishy"
>i like girls to be obese
imagine being this low test lads

I'm sorry for your shit taste, user

I live the furthest north on /hoc/
You're all a bunch of sunbelt faggots

checked

Good afternoon, /hoc/. Sure hope you made the start of the week worthwhile and got lots of things done!

laine up to 2 hours now and still going hard

Not sure, I think that those limits only apply to the regular season.
Didn't Pittsburgh wear their third jerseys for every home playoff game a few years ago? Or was that just for the SCF series?

Just had a four hour nap lads

>Flames are wearing their retros for the playoffs and maybe switching permanently

Holy fuck boys, it's finally happening. That fucking black C is dead like it belongs

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Imagine being such a virgin incel that you think anything except anorexic is "obese"

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Thank you
it's important to start the week strong
Like this guy

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>still no wins today
It never ceases to amaze me that he's not even any good at the game that he's throwing his career away for.

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Finland is GAY
Laine is GAY
Rask is GAY
Rinne is GAY
Aho is GAY
Rantanen is GAY

FUCK finland FUCK mongols FUCK /hoc/

Bring back the horse

also fuck Koskinen

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as autistic as this genny is, at least nobody is spamming poop pictures like they do in heem

Literally the only reason I’d be okay with Canada winning a Cup. The Flames are absolute retarded faggots for giving up those godlike jerseys/colors

C&B, mon ami.

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that'll be a fun two or three games in the playoffs at home huh lad

Where? And does your team have more cups than DA STARZ?

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inb4 adidas fucks with the colors like they did with the oilers jerseys

That’s not even him why do you incels always shit on his hobby? Would it be better if he was doing drugs and alcohol all day? No so fuck off you boomer incels

>a bloo bloo bloo incel boomer incel boomer
Get some new buzzwords you fucking muppet

t. Patrik in LA

it is him tho

>Atlanta has retarded instincts for sports teams

that is news to absolutely no one at all

sure why not, make them the new thirds but only wear them like 1 game a year

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>incel
we all know exactly what you look like and how you think

>This crowd is too loud
>Why is coach yelling at me?
>Big Buff also yelled at me again, Hes scary
>My feet are starting to hurt
>Hate road trips and team dinners, why do the guys always want to go out and do stuff?
>Hope the 3rd period goes by fast, Im so close to unlocking those skins

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cringe as fuck

They should wear them to coincide with whenever there's a big rodeo in town.

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Their should always be a Big Rodeo in town, it's Calgary
>sorry, that was just something of the top of my mind

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I don't know if there are any significant rodeos during hockey season. Stampede is huge and takes place in the Saddledome's parking lot but that's during the summer of course.

>DAE anyone else hate Fortnite? Upvotes to the left!!!!

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Would you an horse?

Leave Laine alone his game isn't for like 5 hours GOD GET OUT OF MY ROOM MOM

literally can’t form a coherent thought without constantly using 4channel buzzwords lads

@91561540
look at this seething manchild

I have no earthly idea what you're saying, but I get the feeling that you might actually be the thing that you're parodying.

Shut up Patrik

that's literally how all of the /pol/ posters are. they have become what they hate lmao.

>He UNIRONICALLY defends fortnite
It's no different than CoD or Halo was 10 years ago

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what does laine think about nintendo?

Probably thinks it’s for babbies
*eats Smarties ice cream*

/pol/ is jew?

>randomly bringing up /pol/ because you're so obsessed

business idea: ban australia

>most played game likely in history
>literally revolutionized the medium
You only hate it because it’s successful. And because you’re shit at it

Still at the top of Twitch EVERY SINGLE DAY

stay seething boomer incels

But those two were good back then

that's not even good bait by Yea Forums standards

ketchup is better than mustard

Real men of taste choose Blackout instead of Fortnite.

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t. incels

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even Yea Forums is off the epic train

up from a nap
any other good posters show up?

Hate zoomers
Hate flossnight
Hate the >laffs
Absolutely simple as

i've been here all day lad

based, even though the country was 80% white when our parents were born and will be 20% white by the time our grandchildren are born, white genocide is a silly conspiracy theory

Based 'Canes twitter poster was here earlier.

ketchup + mustard + mayo = goat sauce

Tfw its 77°

please have sex

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE MY PRECIOUS SKINS ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tfw its 85°

Not an argument.

>a pr shill is based
are you sure reddit isnt more your taste randy?

stay mad virgin. no need to talk about "our grandkids" not being white, when you'll never have any to begin with.

s
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WAKE UP LEAFS NATION

>>>/reddit/

Israel defense force sure is out strong today

exactly who cares about the future we leave behind, just do drugs and enjoy the pleasures of life without consequence or responsibility

>most played games in history for american youths now probably are shooters of some sort
>get shot at school

really makes my noggin go joggin lads

big fan of >my team
really like >our chances this year
looking forward to the upcoming game against Pittsburgh tomorrow
like talking about hockey on /hoc/

simple as

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the previous generations left the world in shit for us, why should we be the cuck generation?

>like talking about hockey on /hoc/
and yet fags never do

Business idea: get rid of net moorings and make the net a permanent structure to the concrete so it never comes off

Grim

stamkos is the first person to sign that

LAINATION LOCK IN

>virtue signalling on /hoc/

I literally always do.

Should I get canes tendies

>he cried out whilst posting off topic

>hockey isnt hockey
I guess no one ever talks about hockey ever

Are you confused?

meta posting isnt hockey discussion faggot

Hahaha what does that have to do with anything? Seek help.

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>Shopko closing remaining stores
F

man i hate you niggers so much i can't wait for you guys to bomb out of the first round and then get relocated

not at all
care to explain how this is on topic?

should be some good hockey tonight

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>mad
>at hockey
Its finally official. Leafs are mad at everthing

based and hockey related comment

for me, its shitposting throughout the playoffs while being eliminated and enjoying all the bants and atmosphere /hoc/ brings come playoff time :)

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oh look its retarded

there's good hockey every night, Hedonism-bot.

>concrete

for me, its partying when your team isnt playing tonight

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whats up in the 416 /leafs/

INB4 one of them goes
>mad
>at people being mad

>being eliminated
not familiar with that term

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What do you regret?

>hehe i ALWAYS post on topic
>umad?????

>look at schedule
>only shit games tonight

its not that bad of a feeling once you accept the tank but every dog has its day, lad ;^))))

>that image
You've never been to an actual party in your life have you

You do know there is concrete below the ice yes?

Does this blithering retard actually think that he's making a point?

calm the fuck down before /cric/ comes in and hits us again

yes, and your obsession with me proves that you dont always post on topic randy :)

>again

Every single post I've made had had the word hockey in it. He cant say the same.

Australian ISPs have banned all chans

Its retarded what?

>aus poster

why would i need to?
never claimed i always post on topic
its only you faggots that virtue signal like that

Then how are you here?

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are publix chicken tendies on sale right now

can we all stop being mean and simply enjoy our shared love of the leafs?

I can’t ever nap. Anything more than 20 minutes and I’m just groggy afterward. But I almost never am I able to go straight to sleep for 20 mins. Very trying times!

>the off topic poster who doesn't talk hockey thinks hes getting another (You).
Topkek
You guys think the Blackhawks will make it?

Using Google DNS. This is probably the end.

It’s the Havana bold sub this week. New sales every Tuesday, check back tomorrow!

daily reminder

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they should win tonight, and i dont know if the puppers can beat the lgbtning. they might gain some ground on that last WC spot tonight.

going to blow up finlabd

Personally hoping for them and arizona with a stars collapse

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger hockey nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Here's a (you), friend.

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sauna?

I can't wait to watch the Leafs utterly DISMANTLE the Bolts in the playoffs. It might be a sweep.

based and ontopicpilled

sorry lad the game and wc spot are ours

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meant for

They have to get through Boston first pajeet

Jist discovered alexandra daddario desu. Had heard of her but assumed she was a victoria's secret model or something with that name. Going through her filmography now to get a nice celebrity crush going. The first percy jackson was decent btw.

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She's shown her healthy milkers.

>watching children’s movies
Grim

third time is the charm :)

she has nice armpits

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Sauce?

post pusy

you can find it literally anywhere

true detective season 1

>moot finally gets his wish
Based

her pupil size doesnt seem to match the lighting.

Those are very nice

She's a walker

at least she's not a talker! my ex-wife was a talker...

Are women shit apart from being hoes and tricks?

heh

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Haha nice man

This but only nether women

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
lick on these nuts and suck the dick

lick on these nuts and suck the dick

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Sounds like my lind of woman

Hey, back the hell off you shits. She's mine

>boobs are gay

Have sex

volcel here
no

>volcel
doesn't exist

I'm going to fuck her now just to cuck you

Would if I could

got a few brats and dogs on the grill for tonights games, lads

We've officially become China /hoc/, I'm scared. RIP /cric/

Why do Brunette white girls always try to dye their hair blonde?

you retards deserve it

Now we have qualified for the World Championships, are we welcome in /hoc/? (Until we get relegated)

Maybe if you focused less on watching garbage movies for "waifu reasons" and more time eorking towards getti g an actualgirl, you could

You always were m8ey

You guys have an olympic gold, so you will always be ranked higher than finland

to attract ___

Only Finland can cure my illness

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

>garbage movies

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I've got a fever...
... and the only prescription is more Finland.

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#TakeWarning

Bolts bros can you please "drop" this game as you have nothing to gain?

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frig off
t. vick from vegas

That shiity tumblr gif is supposed to be a counter argument?

Its presidents' trophy clinching night bud

can it even be considered a gif? it's literally 8 terribly detailed frames

No I picked the most ridiculous scene in the movie in order to be silly

onions

OKAY boys, just bought $50 worth of Pizza Hut. What do I start with, the wings or the hershey’s Brownie cookie?

Maybe if you spent less time telling strangers how to get a gf you could get one yourself

For me it's coming home from work, stripping down to my underwear, and devouring a caniac combo.

Start with bleach, to cleanse your palate of course

But don't you want to see the Somalis from Minnesota cry?

I have a ukrainian girlfriend. She is not quite right in the head, she threatened to slit my throat if i didnt give her my facebook password.

have her suck your dick for access.

password123

tfw lagace or subban tonight

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They’ll probably start subban back to back rather than take a chance on maxi pads

>Ukrainian
Just tell the bitch she better shape up or you'll send her back to demitri under the premise of dissatisfaction with the product. She'll shape up real quick.

password: bongtokes69

Hey who told u

YOTES AT LIGHTNING

Seething Rags cuck

failed my penis inspection today. have to go back tomorrow.

Consider it taken.

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Get a false foreskin to trick them

How do you plan to add 2 inches over night?

Can he do it? Can we get the FloridaB Owl in the playoffs for once?

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no

got this New Pill that Doctors Hate and Insurance Companies wont approve but you have to click my post to find out

Yes... next year.

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p sure i heard the same exact thing last year

Usually i just tie a 1 pound weight to it overnight and let it hang off the side of my bed while I sleep, and hope they just do the soft measurement and not the hard.

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>mfw I'm a grower not a show-er

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BING BING

what song should i learn on guitar lads
i only have an acoustic, so it'd be rhythm/chords, not lead shit

Same I just hope no woman ever sees my dick accidentally soft

smoke on the water

what the fuck blots

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usually they don't care, if you're willing to overlook a stretch mark or a lopsided tit, they don't care either. Hell, i laugh at how small he can be soft,
Besides, its your hard dick that she wants anyway, not your short worm.

Winter is over far as I'm concerned. 10 to 8 and not completely dark yet.

only clinching being done tonight is my tight asshole lmoa

Nirvana - about a girl unplugged in new york version

dont worry lad, kuemper is a meme tendie

True that m8

they shot a movie once
in my home town
everybody was in it
from miles around

this sounds good. i'll take a look at it. recently learned in bloom.

Anything by EDEN.
Rock + Roll is a good one.

It's fuckin fun to play, relaxing too.

dont worry the better team will win

i'll check it out, thanks m8

1.If you want wet panties.

Body is a wonderland by John Mayer

2.If you want to entertain kids

Puff the magic dragon

3. If you want to rock and roll

The breakup song by Greg Kihn band

4. If you want to bring out your inner Yea Forums

Suzanne by Leonard Cohen

Also nirvana is pure grunge but that unplugged album is legandary. Tons of great stuff to lesrn on it. But the cheat and use acoustic electrics but whatever.

learn all the tabs to SLEEPs "Dopesmoker", lad

>yotes team is stupidly well coached
>have no talent
Thank god

That intro is easy to play as well. Just do an open B chord than release your ring finger to make an open A

Ba dadadada buh dadadada buh

sleep rules

lads, i heard that flames neal xd skated with the team this morning. is he back?

based

>open B chord
this fucked me up for a pretty long time

Is it gay to watch and masturbate to gay porn?

I usually dont play the high E string because I use it as a power chord mostly. It imperative you learn Barre chords and get comfortable with them so you can play the Barre'd B on the 7th fret

Mmf bi 3some is ok. As long as there is a hot girl cheering you on.

yeah, i can do most barres now thank god. really opens up the horizons and fretboard desu

I held back for so long because i hated the cramping and pain but it totally made it easier to play.

/cric/ is run by /hoc/

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wtf i love trump now

Music is for faggots and degenerates

where da nucks pregame show @

doubt.jpg

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I used to think europe was cool but then i grew the fuck up

You are Europe you stupid asian

I will be watching the IPL unironically starting next week. AMA.

Prove you live north of that line

Make me, google it yourself retard, I won’t spoonfeed you

Music is the lifeblood of the soul. Sorry you don't have one.

Gays don’t have souls.

yeah me too m8
it's rad now though, cause you can learn the rhythm parts to almost any song you want to play

Drop D
youtube.com/watch?v=f4xJ4hZ6toQ
tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/starflyer_59/hazel_would_tabs_138060
youtube.com/watch?v=g_ihXlWKC7g

I'm sorry to hear that, at least you have trips.

I have a soul, anyone who listens to music does not. Kys yourself gay

Make me you miserable cunt

Don’t show up to my mosque if you know whats good for you

I showed my dad /hoc/ and he says that he hates you. My dad says you're all gay and doesn't want me to hang out with faggots like you anymore.

I am your dad. You’re adopted

Wise man, your father

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sub to pewds

Twumph =D

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jack hughes wasnt even born when this song was released

youtube.com/watch?v=NKsQe31ApMs

Where is the flu user at from earlier today? Are you still here or did you die?

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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he got the hiv

miss the early aughts

F
Well, i finished his headstone as per his request

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U got a problem m8

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t. “Born in the wrong generation” zoomer

How the fuck can I prove it? You want me to take a walk to the city billboard and take a photo, lol?
Here's a picture I took a couple of years ago.

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im 33 you fucking dolt

t. Zoomer

this is a problematic post, everything is better now, diversity is our strength, gary bettman is a genius

>doubling down on the autism
bold move

I'm only allowed to be friends with other boys in real life. Not the Internet. That have haircuts and like girls vagina. Sorry guys.

Best: my opinions
Worst: your opinions
Debate me. Pro tip: you can’t. Debate me on this. Protip: you can’t

>girls vagina
Wow bigoted much? What’s wrong with male vaginas?

no one wants to be your friend here rajneesh

don’t exist

Taking care of business by doing nothing but watching hockey.

>mild
>scoring on Grubauer
Wählen Sie eins

We don’t play tonight retard

I'm aware of that faggot

>Smallville debuted on tv 5 days before Alexis Lafreniere was born

>Chances are none of the top prospects from the past few years ever remember owning a 2k hockey game

>That 70's show's debut was closer to the end of the 70s' than it is to current day.

>top prospects are so young, the first Olympics they probably remeber watching was 2010. So to them, that is their paul Henderson, joe sakic moment

>If you were born on the day Ray Bourque retired, you are now eligable for the draft

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careful user, children are still awake and you'll give them nightmares

Then don’t ever quote me or my team again, or else

What do you guys think of this signing? Will he be a success or will he be a bust? Pretty ballsy move by Poile to sign him this young and go against the league rules. Plus it's only as the second player in the league ever with cerebral palsy, after Puljujärvi.

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His name is basically coiler which is doubly funny

It’s probably the most predictable Preds signing in history.

what kind of measures will the league take in response? will they dock them draft picks or just a straight up fine?

only SHIT games tonight. thinking about going to sleep in like 20 mins and then i would be getting, like, 9.5 hrs of sleep and i haven’t done that in years

Is it worth it?

what are we watching?

>not watching yotes/bolts
Truly reddit.

No one cares

Take the long sleep, loser

>only SHIT games tonight
Are you retarded?

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How far can my Islanders go in the playoffs this year lads?

Same as the shorks: first round exit

Why do I feel like yotes are gonna pull off a cheeky win?

They won’t

Why do I feel all yotes fans on /hoc/ are furries?

jesus christ no one cares you over dramatic boomer

Depends who they play. Blots, Craps, or Pongs and they're bounced. Anybody else and they can probably squeak by the 1st round.

They are

Probably because you are a furry.

Because we are

Reddit: The Game

Post pictures of your feet

Not all.

You don’t want to see my feet. I wear boots all day every day and I run.

...

user user MAKE THE NEW THREAD
>remember he does it for free

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

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>yotes
>fans

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...

howler

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>all
>yotes
>fans

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nhl tv won't even let me watch the game even though i have cable subscription, what absolute trash

yeah, centre ice is the biggest rip off