"hey Ngolo, team meeting is at noon, no rush man"

It's international break

>one of the best midfielders
>one of the best
>one of

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vroom vroom vroom

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N'Golo Kanté has an enormous dick.

>ywn be best friend with kanté

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>ywn hang out with Kante after he misses his train
bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/football/45551585

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If he was our guy, he'd turn up late because he was busy playing video games (like Dembele).

He's /our guy/ because he's clearly autistic but in a likeable way.

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Imagine being that desperate to get away from Chelshit

>le likeable nigger
what the fuck has he done for chelsea this season? i forgot he existed desu

but Yea Forums is anything but likeable

Not his fault Chelsea are shambolic. He's a defensive midfielder for fuck's sake, what do you expect him to do?

We want to be like him, though.

Sarri is a retard who insists on playing Jorginho le pass sideways man at defensive midfield, while using Kanté as a generic #8

Kante = reddit
Ramos = Yea Forums

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what are you saying, retard, they can bring in just anyone from the prem and it's the same shit?

Yea Forums, especially Yea Forums, hasn't been alpha in at least 7 years

what an autist

>Chelsea are shit, with a shit manager with shit tactics
>I know! Let's blame the defensive midfielder who's being out of position!
You didn't answer my question, cunt. What the hell do you expect Kanté to do to fix Chelsea's problems?

Has to be b8

win balls and pass to higuain

this is funny because he's always late at trainings at chelsea

>pass to higuain
Yes. What a good plan.

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Implying he didn't come in early to play video games as soon as possible.

>pass to higuain
Let's start by fixing this

>truly >our guy
That's Dembele

wish n'golo was my friend

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What do you guys think he does on his spare time besides praying?

Probably has a very wholesome old man hobby like model trains.

d'you think he has a girlfriend lads

>the ball is his girlfriend

n-no
that would mean i don't have a chance

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No autist in this shit website is likeable regardless of what they think of themselves.
Obnoxious twats the lot of us

lol

>Yea Forums
>Alpha
You have to be at least virgin to post in this website.

Imagine >le likeable autistic nigger to be an anime fag. Just... imagine it.

Which Yea Forumsnime would he watch and who would be his waifu?

I dont even look at these people as human

Not true, user. I got a lot of girls in my younger days. I'm just 33, washed up, and don't care to chase pussy anymore. I also got fat.

It's pretty cool.

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If he is French then why is he so black?

he'd watch clannad and his waifu would be nagisa

yes i know that i'm a faggot for having an answer to this question

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YIKES

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Ramos is the equivalent of a tripfag, he's a prick for his own ends and to get recognition for himself, you can tell he really enjoys the hate he gets
Based Pepe is /ourguy/, he's a prick because it's fun, he doesn't care about the hate he gets

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dumb nigger

Shitposts on Yea Forums

He's literally exactly like me

fuck off, Yea Forums is a chad board. virgins need not apply

Dumb nigger

Calling someone like Kante a nigger is like that sperg who thought he was striking out against radical Islam by shooting up a bunch of peaceful Asian muslims in a country thousands of miles away from anything relevant.

You're autistic.

If you're Portuguese why are you not cementing my backyard wall?

>Calling someone a nigger is basically murder
good goy

Kante is as much a nigger as those murders were justified by the guy's own retarded ideology -- that was my point.

Excellent analytic skills, though, leaf fag.

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nigger

>ywn have a comfy life at a shitty apartment with your daughter and nagisa

tbqh

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he’s busy fixing my toilets right now, be patient

i want to get shelley pregnant

Another hole in your backyard? Dont tell me another muslim blew himself up again...

is it pronounced EN-GO-LOW or en-go-LOW ?

capitalization indicates stress

N'Gaulois Comté

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enjoying life whilst not conforming to your expectations =/= autism

your post certainly stressed me out, you useless cunt

Even burgers aren’t this retarded, right?

some of them are

He's famous for always being late at team meetings, this one's definitely a joke on the rest of the team

>"Hey Ngolo, make sure to arrive at 9 AM sharp.
>Shows up at 3 AM after getting kicked out of the bar.

i wish i was retarded. my cousin is retarded and he's going to watch cartoons and be brought sandwiches for the rest of his life.

Go back to Yea Forums, Yea Forums is the chadest board

>when you think you're 6 hours late but you're 6 hours early

what am I looking at

neither
it's pronounced n-GO-low

Top lad.

Maybe Ramos watching his team get knocked out by Ajax?

>Nagisa with daughter
Not again

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Dribblebased and sandwich pilled for Life.
Top mong.

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