If you were to name your kids after a famous athlete what would it be Yea Forums?

If you were to name your kids after a famous athlete what would it be Yea Forums?
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i wanted to name my cat Didier after Didier Drogba but my gf wouldn't let me because she had an ex called Didier

didier is a french name not an african name so your cuck fantasies don't make sense.

back to eternal arse

Kostas De Bruyne so it can keep his grandparent's name and be a mix of 2 best 10s in the world

Kylian is a very french name on the other hand, it's even a Celtic/Gaullish name

i know didier is a french name. my gf is French

loser

It's an old guy name, was he her sugar daddy?

>my gf is french
what a fucking loser

>my gf
>implying

I really like the name Conor. That or Lando.

Imagine giving your child some nigger name like "M'bappe" "N'golo" "M'baku" and shit like that, he will hate you for all of his/her live.

>Lando
nerd

Sportacus

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Just name him Kylian or Antoine

dead

They are all niggers in France now. They would be thankful you stuck around to raise them.

intellectual post

D'brickashaw

Why is that a nerd name?

Falcao because I think it sounds good as a name

I will name my first born to whoever brings the HEXA home

don't you want a child then

“Leo” or “Lionel”

Simple, depends on how the order of the kids is gonna be.
1. Cris 2. Cristian 3. Cristiano
1. Crissy 2. Cristina 3. Cristiana

>not zidaneCantonna

fucking zoomers

Seething sudacas got dabbed on by Afro-Europeans

Kylian-Antoine

Named my former cat Henry for Thierry Henry
F

Since my last name starts with O.
I will call my son, Kristian O.

Jefferson-Airplane

I'm going to give my kids normal first names but fucked up anime middle names so they have to hide them in shame

Or they'll eventually adopt them and become flamboyant anime traps

My dogs name is fifa
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Then my boss is a HUGE Lebron James fan. He named his son Vincent James (Vincent after St Vincent St Mary’s, lebrons high school, and James after lebrons’ last name). I thought it was pretty clever

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O RONALDO

Named my kid William. Lots of famous athletes named William.

Your dog is cute but your boss is a fag

Richard Trickle

I named my dog Dogba.

Adolfo

>not Pugba
Ya dun woofed

Kimi

couldn't do that here, maybe if i moved to hawaii. my favorite player used to be wesley sneijder so i liked the name wesley.

The state should have no business intervening in what you name your offspring
>tfw just remembered that Brit user who went on about how some French word sounded nice as a name and all the French were triggered

was it zigounette?

In eastern parts of Slovenia there are some smaller gypsy communities and they find it pretty normal to name their kids shit like Ronaldo, Lionel, Sultan, Tarzan etc. Even heard that there is a kid named LeBron

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Ronaldo GOAT Luís Nazário de Lima

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Charlie Oatway

Falcao would suit a small dog, such as an Chihuahua

Imagine being such a pathetic nation that your nanny state has to dictate what you're allowed to name your children

>Lando
Based.

It was something like Jeteaime.