say something nice about her
Say something nice about her
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I'd kiss her, if you catch my drift
She is very beautiful
I want to hug her for several hours
They are a cute couple.
what a fugly cunt
>Spain
>Homosexual
Checks out
I'd share a plate of Barilla™ pasta with her desu
I'd drag my balls on 20 miles of shattered glass just to smell her fart through a walkie-talkie
what
a
fugly
cunt
so cute
I can't help but cry over something so beautiful, to even hold her hand would make years of suffering worth it. To have her as a gf would be ridiculous, the constant stream of validation from having such a genetically perfect angel would make depression a distant memory. Dopamine would be flowing through my veins any time she as much as looked at me, and simple tasks like going to the grocery store would be filled pleasure, knowing that such a perfect human wanted me. It would be like being hooked to a 24/7 heroin iv drip, every walk on the beach, every night falling asleep in her arms with the sound of snow falling in the howling wind would be memories worth a life time.
You're fucking gay dude.
She cute!
She has a pretty face, but ugly feet
I want to marry her
She’s a bigger athletic success that anyone else posting on this thread.
And I want to bury my face in her ass and paint a masterpiece out of saliva on her asshole.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*wins*
she's so dreamy bros
With 60 WC victories and 17 this season, Stenmark’s 86 win record is DOOMED
>24 years old
>60 wins
welp
Do you like Caroline Garcia?
I'd like to give her a season-ending pregnancy sometime.
Based Barilla grill
So awkward here, she's definitely /ourautist/, also jfl at her looksmaxxing in recent years youtube.com
she totally ignored usher
based as fuck
GOAT
Ah, these are the quality comments I come to expect from this board
Her complex personality as socially awkward, but charming and sweet , combined with completely dominant athlete is unlike anything I’ve ever seen.
I can only think that it means she must be extremely sexually submissive because she spends her days working towards domination.
12/10, would hold hands with
Ideally you would watch a movie with her on the couch, give her a footrub so she falls asleep, then carry her into the bedroom, undress her and peck her on the cheek and go to sleep.
what's going on in this thread?
>tfw a Shiffers thread
CARIBOU'D
It’s hard to comprehend that a girl that’s this attractive has thighs stronger than those of NFL players
>ugly feet
how do you know?
Not a footfag but she has tweeted a blister photo and it turned the footfags against her.
Nice way to cull the herd of the autistic footfags
Last song that made me go like this was Post Malone - Better Now, and you?
I'd buy Barilla pasta just to sponsor her tbqhwyf
i have actually done that. sorry, De Cecco
Can’t sniff the Shiff
toooooes
No. I would rip her clothes off, pin her down and fuck her like a savage untill she begged me to stop.
We must defend her.
>It would be like being hooked to a 24/7 heroin iv drip
'no'
from what? horny Yea Forumsartans?
Not because of her blisters, but she has ugly toenails
she's unironically the greatest ski racer of all-time
t.normie
A cute!
she looks like she fucks black guys
t.cuck
she's too autistic to go clubbing etc.
She fucks black guys she picks up on Tinder
Maybe nervous because she was a nobody meeting famous celebs?
Why are Switzerland and Austria like this?
She's American and blonde
Yeah, but spent most of her time doing skiing so the brainwashing from high school was minimal
she's my skifu
>tf
>tp
ironic, cause she looks like she fucks swiss guys
>implying women's alpine skiing matters
fuck off ya fuckin yankophile
best thread on Yea Forums
Do Austrian blondes fuck niggers from US occupational bases on Austrain soil?
I want to cum into her pus
one(1) world sportswoman of the year award, please
she's a good dancer
She's barely above average in the looks department and she seems very awkward. Her while "lol look at how quirky I am" gimmick looks so forced you can't help but cringe. I just don't get the infatuation.
Isn't it exhausting to be this cynical all the time? How do you manage?
>Perfect blonde hair
>Perfect dark eyebrows
>Perfect green eyes
>Perfect glowing skin
>Perfect cheekbones
idk
her face is kinda oblong
I just want to kiss her on the nose
implying she wouldn't use the extra weight to go faster
she got some hannah hayes vibe desu
No
T H I S
looks a lot more dom than hannah
Who is Hannah Hayes?
just write that name with porn on google image senpai
She probably smells nice
Greatest female technical skier of all time. We'll see if she can cut it in the speed events, and don't even start comparing her to men.
COAT (cutest of all time)
This but messi
>two days ago
>thread still up
you people are based
>tfw winter season is over and you won't see her for over 6 months
what is gato thinking here?
How good is she at sucking dick?
she's pure and not for sexuals
>literally who
Get back to your ultra-normie sports threads
She's worldclass at being a faithful wife and a loving mother.
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