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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 26
L. Hamilton 18
M. Verstappen 15
S. Vettel 12
C. Leclerc 10

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 44
Ferrari 22
Red Bull 15
Haas 8
Renault 6

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
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>News:
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Marko wants better chassis
Hamilton "genuinely though Ferrari was ahead"

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MPH on Ferrari:

> the Ferrari was lacking in front-end grip. Although its straightline speeds were well down too, this was a just a function of how much slower it was onto the straights (GPS-derived power overlays suggested a negligible difference between Mercedes and Ferrari). No amount of set-up change was changing that and the suggestion was that the Ferrari’s front wing philosophy (with the elements cut away at the outboard ends ahead of the front tyre to help outwash the airflow around the tyre) under these new regulations can leave you with not enough range of downforce settings to compensate for a low-grip, slow corner-dominated track.

>kimi can't even land a podium without a proper team holding his hand
how do finnsferrari fans even sleep at night?

Reminder that the Alfa is the best car in the field (it's the only car with meme aero after all), but Kimi is so old and slow he could only get it to 8th.

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third for fuck mercedes and fuck hamilton

That's pretty peculiar because Gimi constantly said the car felt good all weekend and didn't have any particular problems and their wing is even more radical. He hates understeer so he would've commented on it if it kept understeering.

>Marko wants better chassis
can the RB chassis get much better?

They could paint it orange and lie

>Every Finn who has led the world championship has gone on to win one
Rosberg 1, Miga, Gimi, Rosberg 2 and Valtteri.

Dubs and Ferrari has a double engine failure in Bahrain

Your Danny Ric and let's be pessimistic and say that renault stay solid 4th this year and next year are fighting Red Bull/Ferrari for 2/3rd whats your move for 2021?

dubs and bottas gets cucked in abu dhabi

I wouldn't even bother with 2020 car if I was Renault and just focus on dumping everything into 2021
t. knower of F1 car development strategy

Dubs and Chile stinks of poop

I can't take it anymore guys

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well I stay right where I am. Renault will be tracking just fine if they can make up 30 seconds in a couple years.

also
>Danny Ric
cringe

Same brother, same...

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I work at Mercedes and thanks to the nature of my role I have access to people across all levels of the business making me a certified knower. I can answer some of your questions about the bottas win, needles to say all is not as it seems with merc.

>renault
>cyril abiteboul
>making up anything
Could be but probably not

>Reaction on social media has been that Mercedes must have been hiding their pace in Spain, but this writer has seen evidence that the world champions genuinely believed they were behind, as Hamilton and Wolff said repeatedly over the weekend.

underdogs are real

nigger

I'd expect such crude behaviour from a gypsie/slav mongrel such as yourself

I really like this picture
Mind if I save it?

Nigger

Anybody else go on drives and pretend you are in a race, for example if the journey is supposed to take 1 hour 24 minutes I count that as 1min24 seconds and try and beat it by several minutes to see that I am doing a really hot lap, and traffic are back markers.

I'm sorry, but did Ferrari already lose? Oh, that's right. The season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the first race. Does not having the lead after Australia count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when there's still 20 races to go? The Ferraris are still in mathematical contention right now and they have been the best team at in-season development for how many years now? They're racing against one of the worst teams in Formula One who just happen to have a lead because Sebastian Vettel was pitted too early and had to conserve his Pirellis. But you know what? Mercedes still fucking suck. Ferrari are the best fucking team in Formula One, they have 15 driver's championships and would've made it 16 last year if Raikkonen had just given their rightful lead driver a tow in Monza. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Ferrari win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Italian media is reporting that Sebastian had engine problems; he only denied it in interviews because he's a fucking team player. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Ferrari topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

I worked at a mercades mom and pop shop in pasadena five years ago, I also have knowledge on sensitive information regarding AMG Petronas's win in austrailia and their future race strategy. AMA

Hello Tabitha

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WOW I cannot BELIEVE Mercedes turned their pace around after such a DISASTEROUS pre-season where they were expecting to fight WILLIAMS to beat the MIGHTY FERRARI in such a short period of time

Good job to Lewis and the guys!

yeah but the coppers took my car for 28 days because I lit up the rears while leaving the box

Holy shit...t-tell me you have more beach pics. Need them for ahhh, a term paper I'm writing
God I wish summer would hurry up already

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that's teamwork

I can give you the definitive list of every notable dick that's touched those lips

Why do people like Flabitha?

o-okay

chest too big tits too smalls

Funny how most vintage beauties were barrel chested, I guess times have changed.

Too autistic to not realise that "THICC" does not mean FAT.

she's realistic and achievable looking

*has 130 points after Spain*

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I'm sure if she was covered in minced garlic and olive oil she'd be 11/10 to you.

*wraps up the WDC with four races left*

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To be fair, as long as the tits/chest ratio is in favor of the tits idgaf

nigger

*opts to put #1 on his car next year*

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i still believe

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ferrari pls

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Is the dream over (again)? Has the mission to win now failed (again)? I'd like to believe some people saying is was the track that just suited the Mercedes better than the Ferrari, but still 0,8s in qual is a lot to blaim on "just the track".

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Is it true that Hamilton has the big gay

>didn't know the race was on
>missed it

Failure of advertising or am I a retard? Did I miss anything interesting? Is this season going to be shit?

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lets just say he's not on that list

*honk honk*

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hope you like bottas, son

>Failure of advertising
yes
>am I a retard?
yes
>Did I miss anything
yes
>interesting?
no
Is this season going to be shit?
yes

Dubs for cheeky Carrie

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>MWL
until next season

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>mission WIN now
>loses

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desu i wouldn't mind MWL if it would be GOATass cucking the negro throughout the whole season and then retiring, leaving him crushed for the 2nd time

why is he so handsome, bros?

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Aldo Costa here, we ran the numbers and we can tell Ferrari slowed down on purpose to give us a chance so don't buy into our barely quicker pace, hahaha
:)

>refuse to tell our shitcunt gub'mint to get fucked
>take the MW logos off
>be surprised that you didn't win(now)
pussy bitch pastanigger team had it coming

he cute

he cute

I'll have to agree, he cute

She ugly

>ja, zere vuz significant damage to ze floor ever since ze start of ze race
>all of ze performance vuz lost

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LITERALLY UNDRIVEABLE!!!!
No wonder he finished 20 seconds behind Bottas!

Did Ruth sabotaged Gio because she is salty as Lecute left her ?

Thread theme?
youtube.com/watch?v=-uMHzFn3zs8

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Look how strong Lewis is now, with such horrible damage to his car, he would retire it at half the race distance

*in previous seasons

wur shur zher vuz dhamege

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inevitable biopic when?

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is Formula E just a meme?

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The cars are nice

*activates WINNOW*
*teleports in front of you*
Nothing personell, kiddo.

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I'm just waiting for it to go full wipeout/f-zero/neo-tokyo

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Spill the beans, LARPer.

why is he growing a pedo-stache

Mission Win Later.

Hi im jos verstappen ama and FUCK FIA

what are the current trends in the wife beating scene nowadays ?

When will Victoria finally stop being fatass pig just like yourself?

Incredible diversity, look at how different those mulatto empty stares are.

Trust me, they are not even on a spectrum of emptiness, not even slightly odd in comparison.

kek

ricciardo btfo by cyril.

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that beard is so beautiful

>actually got a great start
>get less than a wheel width on the grass
>rip the front wing off
just wasn't meant to be

If it was Hulk he wouldn't have said that.
Because money.

They will probably have that paved for next year.
Clearly a big rut in that grass.

>stop trying to win
I thought f1 was supposed to be the best of the best, all out all the time

>But-a Doctore! It is I! I am Pagliacci!

what money? also, it's worse for hulk actually lad.

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Formula mEme

>all out all the time
Did you miss the whole thing schtick about tyre and fuel management ?

the reason for doing that is so you can win the whole race not because you're not bothering to try because you don't think you'll win any way

Fair enough
Engine saving is a thing tho

Mattia 'facciadimmè' Binotto

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Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll a cigarette. Curtains.

they need to fire him he clearly doesn't have the killer instinct required to run a successful incedente f1 team

I'll make the call

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epic digit confirm

good morning f1
i have this question for you: when a team (say ferrari, mercedes) supplies engines to another team (sauber, williams), do they have some kind of agreement to prevent the lesser team to overperform the bigger team? considering both use the same engine. it's an hypothetical scenario, i know

same thing as vidya cards, client teams have engines with artificially reduced performance
client teams know they are buying shitboxes and can't really do anything about it since developing your own will take fuckton of time and money

desu I was thinking on Friday after seeing a few close calls with cars pulling out of the garage that they could/should move the wall right up to the track edge. More space in the pit lane can't be a bad thing.

thanks, that's what i thought too.
but back in 2010, would you consider red bull as a 'client team'? the used the same engine (at least in name) as renault

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Goodafternoon lads
Prediction for FKino feature race in Bahrein I had in my dream last night
>Mick on pole
>DeVries P2
>Poor getaway for Schumi
>The car behind (that was Deruvala for some reason) hits him
>DEVWL

It's a tad more subtle, the engine suppliers must provide the same engines but they don't have to give the complete software suite to exploit them to the max.
As for Red Bull in 2010, Renault wasn't a F1 team back then, just an engine supplier (the Vitry factory you sometimes hear about) so RBR was a client but since it was a top team they had a lot of influence on the design, much like Honda today

Good thing most of the /f1/ women aren't WAGs then

>Renault wasn't a F1 team back then
>

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I think it was more of adverticement back then more than anything for Renault. Besides they weren't in position to challenge for title themselves so they could work with Red Bulls as much as possible and maybe gain something out of it as well. Engines weren't nearly as expensive as turbohybrids and Cosworth was still a thing so it was much easier for teams to bargain for engines.
I don't even remember engines being a problem before turbohybrid era. Red Bulls started to complain about renaults only after 2014 I think and last year it was obvious Renault are not going to provide same service to RBs as their works team so RBs packed their things and went with Honda.

>the absolute state of me
It's really hard to keep up with Enstone's shenanigans desu

>annihilates shitardo

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To be honest I remember it only because of the livery

Wow, someone seems to be stealing WAGlad's job. Brexit is the final frontier.

>mfw I see the pace of this thread

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Is Hulk, dare I say unexposable?

RB wasn't complaining about Renny because they were the better engine.
The meme rule in which you couldn't develop the engine throughout the season worked in that direction

Bet?

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So the engine's unreliable, derates randomly and the Ferraris finish 57 seconds behind the eternally inferior underdogs
What will happen with Ferrari this season lads?

ANY OTHER DRIVER would've parked the car half-way through. #stillirise

I wouldn't
I dreamt 2 plausible scenarios in the past that I clearly rember and failed miserably

FUCK TOTO
FUCK OCON
FUCK LEWIS
FUCK JAMES

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>Valtteri this is James. Be polite please.

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>mercedes working themselves into a shoot, brother

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>AND TO WHOM, IT MAY CONCERN

i see. so red bull 10/13 was kind of a one-in-a-lifetime situation - better drivers, better engineers so renault preferred to support them instead of themselves.
the hypothetical situation i was asking about was if by some kind of magic sauber or another client team were able to sign top engineers/designers/pilots and surpass their engine suppiler, but i see it's almost impossible

>Bottas really thinks he will win

Red Bull finished ahead of Renault pretty much everyday year of its existence. And even though it's not a engine supplier relationship, Kvyat (Toro Rosso) finished ahead of Gasly (Red Bull) in Australia, leaving Gasly out of the points.

i much prefer the polite black boy

Based

thanks and sorry guys for being so thick but see but would ferrari or mercedes allow some of their client teams finish above them? i don't think so

definitely not

I actually think most engi bois would be more interested in teams manufacturing their own engines since it both provides more stability since team investing engine production won't just run away if they have a bad season and they also have less limitations and more creative freedom to work with. So its twice as hard for client team to aqcuire talented guys over works teams.

you were actually right, it wasn't factory team anymore

>In 2010, Renault sold a majority stake in the team to Genii Capital, a Luxembourg based investment company.[17] However Renault still retained a 25% share in the team and continued as an engine supplier. Red Bull Racing confirmed they would be using Renault engines for 2010. Robert Kubica was signed as Alonso's replacement on 7 October 2009,[18] but following the shareholding deal, Kubica and his manager Daniel Morelli asked for clarification on the management structure before committing to the outfit.[19] However, in the new year, clarification was sought and Kubica was ready to commit to the outfit.[

>Just wait, I'll never post in /f1/ again if the renaults lose to the red bulls at the Ozzie gp
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91318751/#q91332788
what did he mean by that?

Why can't Cosworth into V6 Turbo Hybrid?

>to the red bulls
>s
He might have something to hold on

>beats a red bull
how can one man be so based?

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First there should be an Alfa or a Haas that catches a Ferrari.
I think teams would allow overtakes if it's really obvious the pace of the client team is faster. What they do not allow (well, except for Kvyat last weekend) is to client teams to block suppliers. I remember Ocon and Perez letting Hamilton pass in Monaco like they were in a wide avenue a year or two ago, or the Toro Rosso never fighting Verstappen in his many back starts (again, not a engine supplier but a B team nonetheless).

Mercedes wiped the floor with polite Valtteri, punished Valtteri won't let them do it again

Never seen a guy who went a full year without winning a race in a Mercedes go this wild.

>Straight outta Nastola, a un-cucked muddafakka named Valtteri

mclaren mercedes were better than mercedes for a number of years

from >itt autosport
honestly sounds plausible.

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what did they mean by this

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based

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>raw milk
>punished bottas
I'm ok with this

>RP and STR on points
Are Kvyat and Stroll, I dare to say, based?

They have to supply them with the same spec engine as they give themselves, within the few degrees of tolerance permitted. If they find an engine just happens to be slightly better than the other they'll keep it for themselves, but in theory they should all be equal.

>never wins another race again in your path

Things black people can’t have
>Milk
>Top spot @ Aus GP

stroll has had good race pace for a long time now. somehow, he almost always avoids laps 1 contact and makes up several places at the same time. he could genuinely give perez a hard time, especially if can consistently qualify well.

They actually just give the hardware without the special software mapping and the lubricants that elevate the thing to the next level

it's in the rules that you need to give them the same software package.

Well, yeah. Plus if you're developing the engine and the car together, that's going to be a huge advantage.

Oh, I thought the teams developed that themselves for some reason.

And yet they don't, it's just not enforced, otherwise Williams and RP would magically gain 6 tenths in the same session out of nowhere

I can't get quite over the fact that Renault built a shit midfield car the third year in a row.
At least Hulk will finally be properly rated after this season.

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Fun fact: this season Renol engine has quite improoved, making, for example, Mclaren cars adquire, at least, 10kph more in speed trap (300-310/310-320)
Also they sound very different from lasts years, It seems a Merc engine.
>Ricciardo is still exposable as fuck tho

prove it, faggot

Did Ferrari never supply an engine to another team before Minardi in 1991? Seems a bit weird if true.

>"""substantial"""

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>Tries to Win
>Loses front wing 3 seconds into the race
Noice

You can't win a race in the first corner in a midfield car from the middle of the grid.

>Hesketh's logo

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Imagine thinking this is funny

you can't win a race in any corner from any position it's a culmination of incremental gains and every opportunity missed is lost time.

nigger

Imagine me giving a shit. If it helps, you can make me shirtless.

Seething brah

Dutch 2006 away kit? Still feel weird that there is a legit /f1w/ kit out there

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streamable.com/cvflu
was gasly at fault, or was it a racing incident?

Oh jeez I didn't realise Gasly was that far down that quickly

Oh shid didn't knew that, at least I made the blue stripe on top and the pants white

>Still feel weird that there is a legit /f1w/ kit out there
Weirder thing is that they got the yellow stripe on the side aswell

incidente

Racing incident, sainz pushed him to the right, and that's the first corner so no fuhrer action

For that he needs to beat Retardo on a regular basis, which he will.
And since Ricc > Seb, and Hulk > Ricc, therefore Hulk > Seb. Hulk to Ferrari when?

Toro Rosso and Ferrari have meme aero too.

Probably something to do with Enzo not wanting other teams to race with a glorious Ferrari engine. As he thought aero etc wasn't really important, the engine was the most important thing.

not much gastly could have done there

This year, Bottas will make Hamilton's head OH NO NO himself

he could've overtaken kvyat :D

>didn't know the race was on
fucking casuals
>missed it
fucking casuals
>Failure of advertising?
no, the casuals at work knew about it because it's "the 5am one"
>am I a retard?
even worse than that
>Did I miss anything interesting?
best aussie GP in a few years
>Is this season going to be shit?
nope, lots of questions to be answered

>Did I miss anything interesting?
>best aussie GP in a few years
kek, it was at least as boring as any other year

>at least as boring as any other year

>the CHAD bottas cucking the VIRGIN hamilton
>vettel crying "why are we so slow?"
>ricciardo losing his front wing because he's a bogan
>ricciardo retiring in his shit renault at the same time as verstappen overtakes vettel was pure bants
>/f1/ has a new king in based gio the nazi

come on now son

what's her name?

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Dubs and the very greatest kino race will happen this year

Roberta Kubicola

she doesn't have one she's just the cum receptacle the team abuses to release the stress of being the worst team on the grid

m8 it was shit as always.

Last decent Aus GP was 2013

Anyone got a higher res version of this?

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I didn't say the most boring race ever, but it was just a little bit exciting because it's the first race. And those elements are there almost every year. Plus usually there is a crash or SC to spice things up..

kimi isn't gonna shag you mate.

Emma Carden

Hitting some local equivalent of ES

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This angle makes the Williams paint job look really good

No but Sutil leading a race will.

and i didn't say it was the best race ever, but it was a good one. An SC would've ruined the Bottas meme.

Also I like Williams full white Onboards, pretty clean to be a shitty car

based

interesting that kubica had a better start than russell. if not for the gasly/sainz incidente, he'd have finished ahead, going by the lap times he had with car damage. people are shitting on him unnecessarily desu senpai. he lost a wing mirror on lap 3 ffs.

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Let's see... how many Bottas 26-pointers would it take for Hamilton to self-destruct in some very public and spectacular manner?
I think he'd be totally wrecked before Monaco. Maybe even earlier if Bottas has taken mind game lessons from Rosberg.

>he lost a wing mirror on lap 3 ffs.
don't think that would have affected him. The blue flags and flashing lights would let him know there's cars behind him.

Don't forget that he crashed twice in the same way, on left hand corners in practice and quali. I think his disability is more of a hindrance than they let on

he'd probably first start making up stories about switched pit crews sabotaging him or something.

Pick one

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I think maybe he needs three more wins, (at least 2 from Bottas and one from another one like Vette, Lecute or Max), without him scoring the first place, and just the social media would make all the job.
>It's not just Italian media or sky sports making damage control, his IG would go shit with white-texted stories calling Bottas hacker-man or shit like that.

>2013
yikes

>damaged car comfortably sit on 2nd
>normal car is 20+ secs faster than the rest
It's over

>FUCK LEWIS
and FUCK JEWIS

for me, it's 2013

bossberg

unpodiumosable

Yfw Lewis Will Be cucked as 2nd driver this year?

>1 hand
>tight turn
oh well

I think that was a bit unnecessary by Bottas.

/r/ punished Valtteri

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Reminder that Verstappen has one more race win that Bottas despite having a worse car in all seasons where both were active in F1

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Number 1 driver vs number 2

he'll start ramming his teammate into turn 1 again if he gets equal treatment

Reminder that by the end of this season Valtteri will have more wins, more pole positions, more fastest laps, more podiums, more points & more laps led than the entirety of the Netherlands

>second driver
>ever winning another race
hah

>Lewis and Verstappen both crashing their teammates
>Kimi wins the race
>?

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you think Ghastly and Verstappen will ever be close enough on the grid to crash? lol

So no racing then

Business idea: Emotional support cats for shit F1 races.

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it's still not ideal.
i don't agree. i think he's still struggling to shake off how he used to drive in the narrower cars. he said he was trying to find the limit of the car. if you look at the only time he was allowed to be 'on it' in an fp session last year (barcelona), he didn't crash or hit a wall once. stroll did, however. who knows, maybe he will struggle at street circuits in qualifying. he'll be fine at 'normal' circuits though.

We have durbo

We'll see what happens in the races to come. Either way he won't be fast ij that turd of a car desu

F1 was not about racing for years mate, it's basically a reality show at this point

Are we sure we have durbo?

Like I have seen him for a while and he was an old cat.

watch motogp if you want racing

buisness idea: replace flag signals with booty twerks

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"no"

It's been a socially acceptable version of show wrestling for decades now. "Good Bottas" turning into an "Evil Bottas" is straight from WWE school of drama.

everyone trying to get by gio the nazi was good, as was kvyat defending for his life from gasly

>buisness idea: replace flag signals with (boy)oty twerks
ftfy

Mum?

you on holiday, Pavel?

Whats with F1 drivers and those stupid fucking circle sunglasses these days?
Someone needs to bring back this style.

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>Drivers gets to choose their sunglasses

Yeah, no

>virgin hiding-eyes-shades
>chad asserting-dominance-gaze

JUST

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dude, being gae is rooskie gimmick
stop culturally appropriating me

>defending for his life
i think it wasn't that hard. But I just don't rate Gasly, not compared to based Kvyat

our carribbean caca consuming mate had it first

What was the best season in the last decade and why was it 2012?

2010 hands down

a RBR with soft tires and DRS is obviously no match for a STR with hard tires and no DRS.

>Gimi
>Schumi
>Gimi vs Schumi
>the first race at COTA
>Grosjean carnage

Yes, 2012 was one of the best seasons for a long time, despite VWL.

Not to mention 7 different winners in the first 7 races

Lewis has gotten a bit thicc, hasn't he?

Oh yes, that too. All that chaos just made it entertaining.

AMX overtook Vettee and almost got Negro.
Gasly couldn't overtake sacked russian in a fucking toro rosso on a tyre that is at least a second slower on a lap and already been used for 10 laps on top of that.
I'm sorry if this bursts anyone's bubble but Gasly is fucking shit.

and hulk almost getting a podium, just 0.5s behind gimi.
magical year.

eh 2.5s

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You'll never see this in the turbo hybrid era..

AAUUTTIISSMM PPRRIIDDEE

It begins...

I can't WAIT for Monaco lads where there will be ZERO 0 (2-2 = 0) ON TRACK OVERTAKES

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A weapon to surpass top gear

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A weapon to surpass top neger

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I don't get it

finally a business idea in the thread I could really support

my fucking sides.

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I've just saw Red Bull onboard and Holy fucking shit that Honda engine sound Rad!
If only they weren't Marko and Horner i would support Max and Gasly

decipher these deamon scribbles

yfw when in the bottas autobiography it is revealed, that the loss of durbo was the thing what truly broke the season of Bottas
Yfw Bottas dedicates his championship to durbo

Somebody post the do it for durbo collage

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>the train to Auschwitz

i think it says they are dating (they aren't).

Someone needs to claim Bottas quads, I can't cuz I lost power

Whats wrong with Horner?

Is the Netflix show kino?

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Engage the Robottas

Well that was inevitable.

perfect

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whats wrong with horny?

activate it

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QUATTAS

he acts cool but he's just as much a prick as helmut behind the scenes

youtube.com/watch?v=sWMDV-cveUA

Dead or alive you're driving with me

Based B-1000 activated

Ferrari crashing and burning after sacking Maurizio, letting Gimi & Resta go to Sauber and promoting the go-to engine guy to team principal only because he wanted so.

Now they have no driver to setup work, no top-tier technical director, no brilliant engine guy and incapable team boss.

Who would have guessed that.

the state of Polish tabloid f1 WAG knowledge
a subtle implication that maybe they're dating

Its just some retarded site for women being retarded.
>Robert next to a beautiful blonde
>papparazi took pictures of him as he strolls with a beautiful blondie
>Because robert is known for his reluctance to talk about his private life, we will not know for a long time who his companion is.
>But she certainly kept her fingers crossed for him.

>papparazi took pictures of him as he strolls with a mysterious blonde*

Don't forget
FUCK /f1/

Incorrect, they have the SHITTEST car on the grid, worse than the w*lliams but because of gimis incredible experience and skill he was able to bring it home in the points, even gio managed to drive it well

CHECK EM

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this is cheap sensation for tabloids

Basically this

Is Mana pure ?

In my heart

She's a total slut but she's afraid of having sex

top kek. thanks for the translation.

if you mixed that with rich energy, would you die?

for you

h-hot

BASED

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It would just dilute the high quality, premium and exclusive Rich Memergy™

You now realize your crush (even Mana) gets pounded by Chad Thundercock every night in every hole and you'll never make the cut.

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Yes within 45 mins.

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>Hand over the WDC of Turbo dies

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>tfw your left heart tether rips off

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>mfw 1 hour untill I can eat dinner
How are you fighting your cravings tonight

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death to mana and carrie.

I ate an easter egg

>By contrast, the Toyota has FRIC suspension, advanced traction control, ride control and a powerful hybrid system that drives the front wheels. This all helps over the bumps.

>The current TS050 has been developed over the last four years and is a wonder to watch soaking up the bumps around the Florida circuit. While this was a marvel of engineering, the BR1 of the SMP team was incredibly entertaining as the drivers strapped in, and hung on. Over the bump at the exit of turn one, it looked as though the drivers were driving a pogo stick. It looked marvellous from the outside, but inside the cockpit it was a bit scary, apparently.

>Eating easter eggs before easter
>Not pillaging the supermarket the Tuesday after and get giant eggs 1€ each

It was £1 though that is why I bought it, it was reduced.

Mate, I bought a pack of real eggs for 1 euro last week

dubs for cheeky gimi podium this season

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did you eat them raw like the sallow skinned Bulgarian goblin you are

oh oh
/pol/ said that australlia banned on foochong
is it true?
is it because ricchiardo exposed that much?
he exposed that much that they ban the whole continent because of that shameful exposition?

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>posts from one of the top 5 nanny states in the world

cringe

There's a difference between a nanny state and a mafia state or an oligarchy, bogan

Do real eggs in your country contain a nice surprise? And most importantly, do Bulgarian eggs taste like chocolate?

*gives you 5 second penalty*

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No I ate them fried Muhammad, why?

>Mika as the new Charlie

Discuss

There's that slampig whore
again, nice tits on her as well
Based tesco reducing Easter eggs before easter, fucking geniuses, Aldi btfo'd

yeah it was scary 5 minutes

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Most probably not but I'm into cake anyway

That's a proper clusterfuck

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Fine, but you know I meant surveillance states with lack of personal privacy.

Imagine being Ocon
>Lose your job
>Stop racing cars
>Get exposed in the 2019 Australian GP without even participating

>Get exposed in the 2019 Australian GP without even participating
Kek

you're just one of those countries I've got no frame of reference for, I've got no idea what Bulgaria looks like or the clothes or culture. So the natural conclusion is that you are a race of slithering cave dwelling fish men with grey flaky skin, webbed hands, massive yellow eyes, two rows of teeth and a taste for raw birds eggs that you crack open with your one long tooth that has evolved for that very purpose.

maby not a director but wouldn't be surprised if he got a full time job in FIA

stop projecting

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>you're just one of those countries I've got no frame of reference for, I've got no idea what Bulgaria looks like or the clothes or culture
Lovely. Make sure to also stay away

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>Literally describes the average Brit
Good job lad

Oh you want to see a proper clusterfuck?

Goalkeeper kits are a special thing

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The '90s are a blessing, don't bully them

A history lesson:
>RTL Germany focused their entire F1 coverage on Schumacher
>audience was conditioned to only care about Schumacher
>Schumacher retired
>Germans stopped watching F1 because they only watched for Schumacher
>F1 has never recovered in Germany

>Globo Brazil focused their entire F1 coverage on Senna
>audience was conditioned to only care about Senna
>Senna turned right when he should have turned left
>Brazilian stopped watching F1 because they only watched for Senna
>F1 has never recovered in Brazil

Presently we joke about how:
>SkyF1 UK focuses their entire F1 coverage on Hamilton
>audience has been conditioned to only care about Hamilton
>soon Hamilton will quit F1 to become a rapper
>the UK will stop watching F1 because they only watched for Hamilton
>F1 will never recover in the UK

But lads, this has me worried:
>/f1/ focuses it's entire /meme/ posting on Bottas
>posters have been conditioned to only care about Bottas memes
>soon Bottas will choke again
>/f1/ will stop memeing about F1 because they only memed about Bottas
>/f1/ will never recover

Please diversify your memeing.

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Makes Alonso's recovery in Baku look pitifully easy.

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worry not slinging mud, drinking sheep blood, and throwing rocks at neighbouring tribes are not hobbies of mine.

It's actually rather sad. I'm starting to feel bad for the guy.

twitter.com/Planet_F1/status/1107564438423506945
twitter.com/kimi7Sauber/status/1107278070728163331
twitter.com/VascoCalheiros/status/1107339890814078977
twitter.com/witty_motty/status/1107170402596347904
twitter.com/TheYomiKazeem/status/1107170640732266497
twitter.com/WilfriedDiguet/status/1107259998332174336/photo/1

and this is savage,
twitter.com/racefansdotnet/status/1107173427717292032

So you aren't Scottish

If anything, there are more meme drivers for European countries right now. Gabbo and Goblando are already talked about frequently on SkyTV, the frogs have THREE drivers (four if you count Leclerc), Germans have Vettee and HIDF with Mick on his way, Finngols experience a resurgence with Punished Bottas.

Things are looking alright.

Still I fucking hate how Ocon licks Toto's ass in twitter all the time, and now seemingly in the paddock as well.

>everyone getting hyped on the basis of one race
>inb4 bottas fucks it up in bahrain and doesn't recover

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hey, we don't drink blood we put it in food and eat it.

>I'm starting to feel bad for the guy.
I was feeling bad for him at the end of last season.
Then during the off season I did a 360° turn of opinion on him and now I hate him

Rank my timeline please:
>Bossass gets team ordered in Bahrain to move over for hamilel "for the championship"
>He ignores it, goes on to win
>lewshit is seething on the radio and on the podium but tries to hide it because there is no number 1 and number 2 driver officially at merc
>bottaas outscores Hamilton in the end
>seb turns the season around midway through and gets wdc
>gimi finishes at least 5th in the standings

I wonder if Bottas has some clause in the deal he signed last season which limits him to being no.2 driver so he can't go in >P U N I S H E D< mode or they are "equal" with Ham, at least on paper.
>I was feeling bad for him at the end of last season.
>Then during the off season I did a 360° turn of opinion on him and now I hate him
Pretty much the same, fuck ocon

>trying to please everyone
u wot m8? what a crock of shit.

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they wouldnt do that in 2nd race especially when buttas is leading

They certainly would if hammy started complaining enough

>Ferrari recovering
Maybe if Hamilton goes 2016 Barcelona every race

Well he pleased people who get a kick out of making
EXPOSED
X
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Posts

yet rtl's going to show f2 because of shoomey jr., which is nice.

Don't take that as a given, I can see Merc willing to give up on Hammo without any problem and getting rid of him

Bottas will be winning and Hamilton will be in 2nd going into the summer break. Then at Spa it will be announced that Ocon is replacing Bottas.

At least there will always be WAGs

>/f1/ focuses it's entire /meme/ posting on Bottas
But that's not true though

>posters have been conditioned to only care about Bottas memes
But that's not true though

>soon Bottas will choke again
Fair point

>they only memed about Bottas
But that's not true though


You're just a (disgusting) Gimibabby trying to force a deflecting narrative

cmon man you can't fall for a bait that easy

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This has me worried.
>>/f1/ focuses it's entire /meme/ posting on EXPOSED
>>posters have been conditioned to only care about EXPOSED memes
>>soon EXPOSED will choke again
>>/f1/ will stop memeing about F1 because they only memed about EXPOSED
>>/f1/ will never recover

>2017 Singapore start, happens at baku, but with the Mercs and AMX.
>Leclerc breaks Francesco's femur again and retires
>Kvyat wins for Redbull and Vetee and Gimi hang out on the podium.

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This has me worried.
>>/f1/focuses it's entire /meme/ posting on this has me worried
>>posters have been condiditoned to only care about Deebly Goncerned memes
>>Soon goncerned australian will choke again
>>/f1/ will stop meming about F1 because they only meme about this has me worried
>>/f1/ will never recover

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I honestly believe they will "sandbag" Bottas's car so he can't challenge Hamilel anymore.

>*shitposts*
>Heh, nothing personnell

>last week's TGT
>literally old men REEEEEEing about millennials, Corbin, and le snowflakes for half an hour
>was like watching F_cebook being televised

I think they've finally jumped the shark
At least we still have Chris Harris

>Hamiltons Australia pace is actually as fast as he can go
>Merc sandbags bottas car so he can only win by 5 seconds instead of 30

It was one semi-bad episode, the previous were quite good.

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to be fair it was quite funny watching an old man have a dementia fuelled rant at a minivan full of terrified and confused children.

I'd just rather it not succumb to identity politics.
It used to be an escape from that real world cancer...

Ocon looks like he is the young boyfriend of the experienced toto
like they are a gay couple or sg

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We have WAGs, Oxen, and /f1ck/
Buttass is the least of our problems

don't get me wrong the episode was crap but I did chuckle when he's like
>you're dad's left your mum and he's in Paris with another woman
and the wee girl almost starts crying
>n-no he's in America

lamo

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Well to be honest, they have a car anyone could win in. They could just save Hammy's salary and stick some cheap rookie in the car and the points haul would be the same.

Is a pigdeon an F1 driver?

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Yes. Yes he is
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47610896

checked
ay

Poor Aramndo having his good name sullied by being likened to Hamilton.

Friend or foe?

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R E D E M P T I O N

JUST

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Fun fact: maybe McLel either improved their aero or they just ran with less wing

>Watch local news segment for once because shrimps are meant to be on for some special thing
>Local weather girl is a cripple

What is your local weather girl /f1/?

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racefans.net/2019/03/18/kubica-damaged-car-felt-so-bad-i-nearly-started-laughing/

>KUBICA: DAMAGED CAR FELT SO BAD I NEARLY STARTED LAUGHING

based lol

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Thanks for reminding me of that one video where a woman pegs a guy with her leg stump

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>not having a hook

So much this. Try to replicate this move with Vercrashen, the ballerina, Fat John or the one-armed Polack

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christ

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*enduring mechanical problems*
Heh, nothing personal kiddo

bwoah!?

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I don't have a local weather girl

>Just remembered she got the job after the previous long standing one suddenly died

An arm is a high price indeed.

No wait, there's this dude
>His show lasts 1h and a half

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Kek he doesn’t give a fuck anymore.

Hope he lasts the year but feel like they will get fed up with his honesty pretty quickly

is that jojo reference?

>gio
>bwoahtaro
i think it is

>What is your local weather girl /f1/?

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THOTS OUT

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based, meteorology is the exclusive domain of old men in tweed jackets.

This tbqh.
Hot weather girl is fun until she says it's going to be hot and sunny tomorrow, and you die of frostbite.

same

I am confused how the dog from the song video managed to breed on another planet, what on earth did it fuck?

For me, it is Channel 9

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Scherri

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For me, it is chairforce weather forecast

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>Grew up with the same dude telling the forecast while I was having my breakfast everyday
>One day the news open saying he died overnight a-la Charlie, even before the intro titles

Life hasn't been the same since, it's almost 10 years but when I hear the intro to the weather section I always expect his name to be said

wouldn't mind her seeing my willy

Based Keeley
Thinking mans bit of skirt

Just tweet her a pic of it

to be fair they exist for a number of reasons
A) people like looking at pretty girls
B) you don't need any skills to point at a map and read off a screen
C) the studio gets to boost their diversity stats at no cost

>My two degrees, one in engineer and one in communication science, both cum laude

What a based man
Also
>Not pic related

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time to post this

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grande lavoro

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You won't be saying that after you've lost a toe.

theres slime on the track.

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IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO AND IT'S A BRILLIANT START FROM THE POLE SITTER VALTTERI BOTTAS HAMILTON IS TRYING ON THE OUTSIDE OHH AND THEY TOUCH AND HE GOES INTO THE BARRIERS WHO HAS A PUNCTURE BOTTAS HAS A PUNCTURE SURELY THAT IS A SAFETY CAR MARTIN BRUNDLE

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they don't make the weather, you know this right? They just say what the tweed jacketed men tell them to hand have """"banter"""" with the the news people

SCORCHIO

Don't even try and say that you wouldn't /f1/, because we know you would.

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Scienze delle comunicazioni more like scienze delle merendine.
Wanted to go for Giuliacci but also wanted some uniform to show

Seethin joe is still required to attend a Grand Prix dressed at the pope. He was adamant that gimi would not drive in f1 in 2001.

Can we remind him of this?

wtf? i'm gay now

Fred the weather man is F1 related:

>He did the forecast here for years on a giant floating UK in a dock
>Weather is important to sports especially F1
>Had Ted tier moments including naked guys swimming over to invade his floating country live on air & fell in a the dock a few times
>He also possibly diddled Ian Brown whose music was used in the F1 2010 game when he was a lad bringing us back nicely to the F1 link

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To be fair I think is a fair degree if it's associated with other disciplines

cheeky gimi

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>fell in a the dock a few times

Swear this Italian thing is getting worse

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take your pick. for me it's no 2

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yeah, I'm thinking he's hot

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why is he covering up his tattoos?

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Looks more like a cat than a dog desu

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He also did WAGlad's local weather reports.
A sweet irony.

>be weather girl
>get told to look pretty and read off the teleprompter
>be illiterate and unable to actually read the teleprompter because you're a dumb bimbo
>just wing it and say it's going to be sunny tomorrow because you like sunny :DDDDD
>be too much of a dumb bimbo to know about seasons and it's actually snowing tomorrow
>next day
>millions of people wear shorts and sandals because they have completely faith in the science of meteorology
>mass toe extinction event

>He also possibly diddled Ian Brown
He only showed him gay porn you homophobe

>protecting London Bridge from the naked chav
BASED Fred

At least the train runs on time

yea but you auzies get frost bite from leaving the oven open too long.

>implying anybody watches weather channel for weather
>implying it's not only old boomers with nagging wife wanting to get some free softcore porn without their wife's finding out
>implying normal people aka 99% don't check their phone for weather
Nice try

Fred told him to "show your working out" after the tape

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>upside down skyline
truly bogan

it's a lake

>tfw own a clothes dryer and don't need to pay attention to a weather man or weather bimbo

Feels goodman
tfw not a line drying pleb

Is this upside down skyline bogan too?

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Same, but I dry my F1 shirts and hockey jerseys on a line in another room as the drier can damage them.

wanna lick his anus

Hamilton fucking won in Melbourne and anyone who thinks otherwise should be killed.

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kek

>1 Mercedes 1:25:27.325
>2 Mercedes +20.886
>3 Red Bull Racing +22.520
>4 Scuderia Ferrari +57.109
>5 Scuderia Ferrari +58.230

Looks like I'll be skipping another season of F1 this year. Figured as much.

Pure cancer.

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>Koobeecah

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CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS

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kek based normie

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>Buttass: 26 pts
>Hamilton: 18 pts
???

He's right you know.

>but for sure we must acknowledge that, because of the significant floor damage, he entered de race as de underdog. to be finishing 20 seconds behind valterri is not a surprise

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Wait you can get carbon fibre wereables?

jej

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He means Hammy won in the Formula Non-Bottas series. Eighteen points is the maximum there.

>FUCK YOU

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Has anyone shopped his head on leatherman yet?

Wow, rude.

I hope a horse fucks your wife.

NO GIO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

> >TWAIN has a gay leather fetish

Not surprised desu

how do you lose that without losing anything else?
was that part gone before the pitstop too?

>f1 1950's
what's aero
>f1 1970's
loosing a front wing will put you out the race
>f1 2019
tiny 5x5 bit of carbon fiber puts you 20s behind
>f1 2050
sneezing on a car is enough to upset the atomic scale aero packaged making the car undriveable

twitter.com/Telstra_news/status/1107526963583844353

lads I don't want to be next I don't want to leave Yea Forums

We might never ever know
;>)

>4channel
>Not a PURE imageboard

You are safe

>Bottas dominates so hard that by mid season F1.5 becomes Formula Non-Bottas

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we mgs2 nao

Aussie madman just did it to ruin /f1/'s RELENTLESSNESS, I tell ya.
That's not longer bantz, that's actual fucking harassment.

You break it then glue it back on.
>pics from the Mercedes garage taken Sunday morning

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m8 we have until the porn ban comes in force. Yea Forums will almost certainly fall under that.
Hope you are okay with going to the corner shop to ask the girl at the counter to renew your porn licence.

theguardian.com/culture/2019/mar/16/uk-online-porn-age-verification-launch

Why not just weld it on?

LMAO @ the comments sperging and blaming the left when this is literally right wing free market capitalism at work.

ahh funny as hell gif, dude laying on his stomach while she penetrate his ass with a stump, kino desu

Not everyone is as lucky as Williams to have a fully metal car that can be weld left and right

ze unterhundsen-car kept together with duct-tape and kaugimi, still overcoming the odds.

>Its system will require individuals to create an account with their email and password and then upload a passport or driving licence, which will be verified by a third party.
>If they do not feel comfortable doing this, they can present themselves in person with appropriate ID at a newsagent to buy a so-called “porn pass” for £4.99 per device, with the owner of the shop verifying the age of the purchaser.

Genuinely want everyone in power in this country to go do one. This is ridiculous.

Not true, a company is not right wing IDIOT

Because Mercedes aren't as good as they think they are.

BOM, on the other hand...
youtube.com/watch?v=vKWfW-MIRHc

Could be worse, could be South Korea tier which is where we are all headed I think, anonymous posting BANNED.

NEW THREAD
WAGlad you really should work on the thread list, this pace is insane

Wait, is wank loincense is actually real? I thought it's just a meme

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>for £4.99 per device
>per device
pffhahaha

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nah fuck them, I'd rather just pay for a VPN

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Good post bruv.

>kaugimi
>gimi
based