HEEM

parrying is such a meme

It really is. Wing chun is the way to go (see Anderson Silva)

is there anyone else apart from ferguson who has used wing chun to any benefit

It's a good technique except when Toilet Till does it. It looked like he used both hands to parry it too instead of keeping one guarded. Garbrandtesque in his defence

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Tony Ferguson, Anderson Silva, and Jon Jones all have used hand trapping in fights I can't prove it but just trust me dude

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Jon Jones oblique kick is a win chun move I think

*remains undefeated*
"Funky" Ben "The can crusher" Askren.

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when was the last time a fighter went 2-0 in one night?

me, yesterday

PFL

Be real with me guys, I am 21, have some boxing experience, no grappling experience, am kinda out of shape, 5'11" 205 pounds. If I wanted to go pro, what do I need to do? I am not worried about the odds of me making it, I just want to know what I need to do and what I should be doing. If I was fighting, it would most likely be at light heavyweight or heavyweight (stocky build). I am in the boxing club at my uni but will obviously need to pursue more training, I was thinking of picking up kickboxing and wrestling. What do you guys think?

LMAO

shit looks similar to how Pico fell on the mat

robbie got lucky there,honestly

"It" means his chin

if your a fat 5'11 Zoomer then your not gunna be a LHW or HW bud

if you want to, you should give it a try
are you any good? be honest with yourself; if you have talent there's no reason not to see what you can achieve, otherwise just save yourself the cte

I like this angle cause you can see the feet

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heres the question though, did the first punch put him out? or did he get rocked and the second and third punches put him out

Fighting is all about footwork, therefore you'll need to take some dance classes, jota and zambra to start, and then move on to flamenco and paso doble; a year and a half to two years of that 10 - 12 hours a day and you'll be untouchable, trust me

At 180 my ribs are fully visible and I had barely any muscle, I was a walking skeleton. Ideally I would lose fat and gain muscle, I could probably pull off 190 but it would be very tough if I put on muscle.

THAT GUY on his phone looks up to till falling

From what I could tell I have some talent for striking, I have literally no grappling experience apart from fights and goofing around with friends when I was in high school. I plan on working with the coach of the club more and looking for gyms around me.

I would tap you in 10 seconds

Don't forget Tae Bo

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your fighter nickname can be toilet fortnite

Don't do it, fighting is retarded unless you're in the top .1% of fighters
you'll just get a lot of CTE and pocket change

I would knock you out before you get the clinch

yeah I think the first one did it, the second didn't really connect and the third was after he was out

People have come back from worse.

I'll knock you up before you even blink

We'll see about that

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>there are normie ass fags on this board who dont also go to reddit r/mma

lmao at you losers

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dude we don't him to murder everybody

Imagine getting brutally heemed by an opponent that you were supposed to run over to get back in title contention, daddy dana must be mad af

my dick is literally eight feet long

I can get you on your feet if you have a qt commie sister

Lol tills hand touches goddards gooch
Now he's flushed AND gay

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what is he even doing with his feet.

my wife

back the fuck off dude, you don't want this

>back the fuck off dude, you don't want this
(this meaning my wife, JRC)
Uhh yes I do pal

*glides out of /heem/ with jrc under my arm*
Heh, nothing personal, kiddos.

TILL I COLLAPSE

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For all of you Tony fans, there is an upside to his recent situation. At least he wasn't ducking Max because he was scarred or something, the dude was legit out of touch with reality.

way better for his as a fighter, imo

Tony intentionally swallowed the greatfloodpill to duck khabib/max

*glides back in with you*
not so fast, babe

guys that end the Khabib meme

>Leonardo Santos
>Gillespie
>Ferguson
>Gaethje
>Taisumov

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did you forget someone?

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he unironically beats Cain

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She looks like an actual whore/hooker

How much are you getting paid to advertise this loser here?

>LHW getting knocked out by a LW

Everyone here is a kid!

It's been one day and no one has posted this!

I am disappointed!

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Go to an MMA gym and listen to your coaches there

Agreed for the most part, but I just don't think khabib beats Yoel

söÿboy over hand

this last punch was a tad bit rude tbqh, hendo v bisping-esque

>5'11" 205 pounds.
i suggest getting in shape buddy. not even fighting skills just run and diet. when you can realistically last 1 sparring round then you can talk about improving some skills

Khabib finishes tony in the second round. Here’s how I see it going.
>khabib catches him and then clinches him as he’s backing up
>gets takedown
>tony tries some meme jits and puts himself in worse position
>gets finished
>protests the stoppage
Kind of like an askren/lawler deal

Oh yeah? Well here's how i see it *farts*

as far as i'm concerned, the askren meme ended.

Its only begun. He is going to be nearly killed everyfight and still manage to win without throwing a single punch all the way to the championship

I just checked, he's ranked 6
He's just 1 or 2 fights max away from a title fight, isn't he?

flat footed faggot

Why wouldn't he be number 6? He got the win over Robbie Lawler.

what exactly did claudia mean

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And winner, by split decisions, LEON 'ROCKY' EDWARDS.

she means she knows where noah is! :^)

for you

smashing the back of his head off the canvas did more damage than the strikes t b h

she wanted to write im a big fan and made a typo you autistic morocCAN

>t b h
>going this far out of your way to type white Twitter thot-speak.

the a and u are almost on the opposite ends of the keyboard you big meany

Leon can definitely beat Masvidal, but I worry about his cardio. I don't think it has looked good in either of his last two fights.

Fuck you Reem Bless

she uses dvorak

If you can't finish your opponent you didn't win, it should be called a draw.

based

>tfw no cage side cuties to mourn my losses

Yeah, like that Cody Garbrandt v, Dominick Cruz fight - a definitive draw.

>2 spaces is far out of the way
>t b h is twitter thot-speak
it's a yikes from me t b h

You might as well just let it filter to desu, it would be just as fucking gay.

strawpoll.me/17630374

are there any decent english fighters? that manlet looked alright i suppose but quinonez gave him some grief and he's a massive can

edwards gets grapple fucked by any of askren, woodley colby or usman

conroy gregorfield is a proud englishman

the beast is back

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Oh fuck it's over man. Fuck. RIP TONY /ourguy/ in heaven may you heem the angels

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>flies to london to beg for a fight after losing his debut
>shit gets real backstage
>runs to his hotel room in tears, never making a media appearance after the fight
> calls his gay lover tyron to talk him through the crisis
>asks to be release to touch-butt with dilon denis just so the scary cuban man won't hurt him

How are you Cringe Ass-Can's fangirls coping? #nerdbash

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Till wins the rematch.

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Is this scripted fighting, or actual competitive fighting?

They're all decent, in terms of future champions I'm not sure. But we'll get there, mma hasn't been readily available for a long time in England. My nearest gym is 22 miles away. But now we're starting to get better at grappling and good wrestling is finally starting to become available in some gyms in the UK. Till would be good if he fixed his defence, but I don't think he ever will. Leon Edwards has a lot of potential and gave Usman is hardest fight so far. There's a regional fighter I know who has an insane skill set and I think will be in the UFC soon. Unbeaten with all finishes.

scripted pro-wrestling

i just realized how badly i want yoel vs askren

I bought one of the UFC posters and I'm regretting it now because it's huge and doesn't fit in my bag and I don't really want to carry it as hand luggage.

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Some airlines allow a 'personal item' like a shopping bag in addition to your carry on at no extra charge, You can find out what the max dimensions are. Worst case you can mail it to yourself.

>D-did I win?

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qt, got a proper crush on her

2 silverbacks vs a prime grizzly

Who wins

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Are silverbacks on Alpha Brain™?

2 silverbacks easy, silly question desu
If the bear was pulsing that's another thing entirely

Yes, but the grizzly has been consuming CBD oil for the past winter
>easy
Oh for sure b

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>I-Israel and Z-Zabit are a r-real d-deal though!!!

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What the fuck did you say about my boy?

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There you are. Finally decided to show your face after Zabit flushed your "easy money" huh? When are you going back to Albania?

Half of the middleweights would beat Cain at this point.

>mfw people were considering Cain to be the HW GOAT before his last fight

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>finally

Will Yoel win 5round fight vs Jacare?

No, he needs an early knockout.

>win

Yoel isn't even gonna make weight.

Pooel will show up at weigh-ins at 190 at least. Either that, or he will not even make it there.

>parrying
He literally tries to clap the punch lmao

Parrying properly is a legit technique

If you had told me a week ago that Masvidal would knockout Till, I would've laughed at you, spat on you and then pushed you into some bushes. It really shows you. I'll be betting big on Pettis

bookies love him

can i share this to my ufc memes facebook page?

-No Head Movement
-Cannot roll with punch
-Loses to a can

Dana White, wake up!

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Can Till even beat Gall baka

Early stoppage, Till wasnt even out

WAR DIEGO vs Toilet Till is the fight to make.

I think the strengths thing is off

Why do they force women to fight and pretend anyone wants to see that garbage? Nobody cared until they shilled Ronda, who got fist fucked so hard she had enough permanent braindamage to downgrade to WWE. I have more respect for CM Punk.

Punished Till will comeback

Did till tap via flush?

He tapped via unconsciousness

Till has the most unexceptional Muay Thai in MMA when it's supposed to be his base. Masvidal was throwing better kicks

Why aren't there any black wmma fighters?

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Masvidal is very good at catching kicks. They didn't want to give him an advantage.

Unconscious verbal tap.

That's a good point. Come to think of it, Masvidal is pretty well rounded, especially good at boxing. I'm not sure how Till could have avoided a heem against him

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speak for yourself, faggot. I personally enjoy the womens fights, especially any fight involving either one of the Shevchenko sisters

Why are people pretending that Masvidal is some vicious KO artist after he flushed the toilet? Or that he is a title contender now?
He at least has to fight Woodley before he can fight Marty. Or maybe he can be Askren's next fight, if the Till beef doesn't work out.

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Very easily actually. The real problem of the fight was Till's incompetence at weight cutting and desire to end it early. He couldn't move properly after 3 minutes into the fight and his unbalanced stance didn't make him any favor.
Masvidal is much faster, because of his size and very unorthodox because of his back yard experience. You just need to suppress him.
But as I said Till's inability to change his game plan or even train properly destroyed him again. Low hydration and ko from Woodley have already destroyed his chin. The guy can't even get up now

Only ever lost by decision. This is pretty fucking impressive given the length of his career.

heard aussies got banned
i miss you cunts...

So al laquinta is p4p king of mma?

instagram.com/aspenladd/
imagine how bad this sperg smells

he has a stoppage loss or two early in his career

Nah, I just posted this decade, he has older losses. 2 submissions and 1 TKO.

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because he saved that dog shit card lol you're right he doesnt deserve a titty shot

southpaw to orthodox mid-combo

Imagine being this guy.

Pretty nice 2bh

>Askren
>fighting anyone competent

Come on my guy, don't be that stupid.

what if he broke his neck at 00:14??????

i remember fedor also had close call once

>mma loses all good favor with the general public
>all tv deals are off
>outlawed in 48 states
>dana on suicide watch
>back to the old school days

Was that the best timeline?

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Frank Shamrock, non-biological brother of Ken Sharmock, did that to a guy - Zinoviev

The only person who has a chance of taking out askren in the division is Woodley, and they won't fight.

unironically on the path to goat hood

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>ads

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ads support free media. The only reason this site exists is because of ads

lol

*wins*
youtube.com/watch?v=KJi2gkT4PxA

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Askren clearly beat lawler, anyone saying otherwise is a brainlet

>b.b.b.bbbbut he got punched in the beginning of the match!

It doesn't matter how hard he hit askren, Askren came back and choked.

What clearly happened was Askren had him in a bulldog choke, Lawler's arm went limp, then Askren let up on the choke and Lawler came too. Askren had 2 whole minutes to continue the choke,plenty enough time to kill him if he wanted to.

thoroughly cringed

What MMA related supplements do you guys take? No trolling.

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Thawts?

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how long do you think he'll hold the FW champ title?
five or seven years doesn't seem too far fetched

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he's a can

Imagine being born into the family of cans - the gracies

i found it on sherdog go ahead

>Why aren't there any black wmma fighters?
Angela Lee and Danielle Taylor are good black wmma fighters. But they should be more black female fighters real soon.

i dont think he will be champ, but he can be at the top.

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Are you on proxy

lol

Take it to the YouTube comments, nobody gives a shit about your piss-poor armchair analysis

You mean Angela Hill. Angela Lee is that cute girl from ONE

Yeah, my mistake

Be real with me guys, I am 21, have some boxing experience, no grappling experience, am kinda out of shape, 5'11" 205 pounds. If I wanted to go pro, what do I need to do? I am not worried about the odds of me making it, I just want to know what I need to do and what I should be doing. If I was fighting, it would most likely be at light heavyweight or heavyweight (stocky build). I am in the boxing club at my uni but will obviously need to pursue more training, I was thinking of picking up kickboxing and wrestling. What do you guys think?

You're the kind of retard who'd post the same thing about Till 5 months ago.

Unironically put on 20 pounds, you're already a top 10 heavyweight

If you need to ask /heem/, you're already doomed to fail desu

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can a nigga get an invite to /heem/cord

You don't understand do you? you need to be a cutbabby so you can dominate smaller guys after outweighing them by 10+ pounds on fight night. That's how the UFC works. Light heavyweights fighting in middleweight, middleweights fighting in welterweight and so on. No one wants to fight in their actual division besides real heavyweights who don't have the option to cut that much. 21 is a bit late desu, people start training/fighting at a very young age but u can still make it. Cut weight and bully manlets, that's the way.
EL CUCUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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tfw I could heem every here

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switch to kickboxing get some Wrestling, and bjj defense, a get in shape to go to Midleweight.

Good luck

If you want mutual oral play with the Discord beckys then take your dildos and don't come back

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is this guy called george or horhe?

horhe

>403 members
So you go posting it on reddit it would seem.

/heem/ is far too quiet what is everyone doing?

jesus christ i hate millennials

Getting 3 pieces

ESPN:
>Darren till looked better than usual in regards to his intense weight cut
what are they smoking? his face literally looked like he starved himself for 2 weeks, dehydrated as fuck and like he had no power or strength in his body.

Sex-worker-he masvidal

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I invented toilet till

Thanks for taking a break from spamming while you were in London.

sup swissfag, what happened to your boys oz and smif? one got sonned and other got robbed. Can't stop taking L's my boy.

he's entirely contemptible i wouldnt feel that bad for him if MS13 thrill killed him as he walked his dogs

working on my new /heem/ memes

I invented Dan "The Beast" Severn

London is such a shithole literally full of muslims at daytime and at nighttime its full of thots walking around almost naked at 5 degrees at the train station i saw this group of sluts standing in a circle warming themselves cause their clothes are so short england is so fucked its not even funny

I evented Schaub so I could start blessing him

Implying Germany is any different

Why would a Turk be my boy? I was LMAOing @ ppl flying the Swiss flag for him.

Smif got robbed, Herb Dean is the biggest pussy and retard in the game. The gold standard of being paid off. It's not fighter's job to decide if something is DQ or not. We need open source AI refs and judges right now.

That's what i thought as well but london is 10x worse not even kidding

Who here has the most /heem/ patents?
I have 59, one of my most infamous ones - toilet till

i hope this fucking asshole is the one who got knifed by the turk

Short Hair Masvidal is a gatekeeper.
Long Hair Masvidal is elite.

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He lowkey cute with the long hair. I ain't gay though.

I edited that Bruce buffer snap photo

You the guy that posts Nelson melted?

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>schaubsnap.gif and this one

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>oz wins
THAT'S MY BOY
>oz loses
WHY WOULD A TURK BE MY BOY?
your boy smif is a retard for declining the DQ, not herb dean's job to force him to take it. All your fighters keep getting cucked, just get a proxy already.

Oezdibum was never my boy, everyone isn't a retarded nationalist söyböy like you who loves anyone with UK flag next to his name.

Did new Zealand block access to Yea Forums?

Atleast the Uk has fighters, you have oz andd that's about it.

God hates slags.

I invented "Toilet Till", AMA

Rockhold vs Jones, i genuinely think rockhold has a good chance at beating jones. Rockhold is known for his kicks and will outkick, rockhold is also known for his wrestling/gnp but doesn't use it often in his latest fights. Rockhold wins on points, i'd bet on it.

ALL
THE
TOOLS

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Major yikes, sweetie

based

yes they also banned guns but are importing ***********

i think some ISP's did but you can bypass it

Fuck this gay Earth

I’m gay and he was cuter with short hair, he looks fucking homeless now. At least his beard got better

You missing some NZ posters bro? I still see some around, not sure if it's tougher for them

Hmm nope

how tall are you

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Bernhardt Sweeney

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5'11

McGregor heems max

How is Bulgaria?

the chad Luke Thomas vs the virgin jew Ariel Helwani

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Are two flushes enough for Till? No shitmarks left?

jorge is live
youtu.be/q8vqkFOst7A

Wa- *wheeeze* Wake u- *whheeeeeheeheze* Hang on Jon let me *wheeeze* catch my breath. And then wake up. Because it'll *wheeze* all be over Jon.

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Had a dream I beat up Tiger, guys.

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rumors going around Masvidal said "I can't let you get close"

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wake up luke

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Yeah, we're rich enough that we don't have the need to get punched in the head for $120k a year.

>be switzerland
>try to make international law
>gets ignored

You have issues buddy

toilet till? yep, all me

Till might be the most brainlet fighter in the roster, Whittaker got flushed by Wonderboy and now is the MW champ, he would be much more successful in MW and would actually have a chin

>Till would be competitive at MW

That's a huge yikes from me dawg. They should have bum-off with Israel when he gets flatlined by Kelvin.

it is
gorilla strength is kind of measured
whenever they try to measure bear strength the equipment breaks

askren is a faggot for calling that a sucker punch

I like the woodley fight, and I think he matches up well against him too

Askren is a faggot for many reasons

based

He was messing around on my computer. He wouldn't move, so I beat him up. Schaub saw the whole thing.

this.
But Berlin is almost as bad

>>That's a huge yikes from me dawg.
>still using Yikes

Undefeated

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What's next for "the next Conor McGregor's" career?

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>still being a faggot in 2018

Yikes

Oof

Ouch

what do you call this type of striking defense?

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Pensively cautious and deeply polite

Diaz bless

>santos
good joke
>gillespie
5% chance, highly unlikely, too small.
>ferguson
only person who has a chance in the lw division
>gaethje
already cte'd, khabib would end his career.
>taisumov
no chance
what's up with you low IQ brits? only top welterweights would give khabib a fight since he's a natural welterweight.

ariel just btfo colby

...

how would askren vs maia go?

Maia submits him

What was the point of that

If he wasn't a pussy and went in for a rear hook then he would have won. Some fight IQ this elite striker has.

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type ONE line
WELP WE'LL SEE YOU IN 3 DAYS FOR OFF TOPIC POSTING
how do these fucking losers not commit suicide? fucking morons fucking scourge of the earth. death to every one of you fucking bags of nigger cum

all those other posts deleted
this one never is despite being posted 500 days in a row
pure spam
just corrupt bags of shit on top of fascists gonna murder so many of you hopefully enough to bring about the end of life on earth

Duke Doofus

>Sperguson will come back after a long layoff, with a bum knee, body full of meds for mental illness, pushing 40 yo
worst timeline tbqh

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He’s been fighting on meds for most of his career you retard. T-Sperg will be fine

mmamania.com/2019/3/18/18271129/report-mega-money-deal-table-bring-conor-mcgregor-bare-knuckle-boxing

Is Conor still a Drawl?

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are you talking about him still?

Wake up deecee, it's all over.

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He's already 30+ he ain't gonna win Jack shit not to mention a retarded bjj purist

Who is the highest ranked male fighter Amanda could beat at 135?

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Amanda Heems John Dodson and his hairline unironically

Weirdo

Ngannou

FOTY incoming

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he doesn't even fight in a muay thai style. masvidal has a more thai style than him, good round kicks to the body, good kick catching, likes to stay in the pocket and cover up then return. till's kicks look slow and untutored.

Dodson's hairline is permaheem'd.

Bros...

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Should Perry and Till finally fight now that we know both are cans but also fan favourites? I dont think thats a predictable match up anymore, we can see who is worse.

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Euros only know how to communicate in memes that are 6 months old. They are always square asses

Don't forget dan hardy got justed harder than hendricks

Dan Hardy is a faggot, talking about fighting again just to stay relevant

Guess the fighter

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who said you were dreaming?

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Looks like a hall of famer to me

Someone chinny and slow. I'm thinking kelleher

I think you'd be surprised
>who are we kidding Maia chokes him the fuck out.

How well would he do in the ufc?

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Not sure, but I'll say this. When his music plays, I become unheemable

He could heem anyone by snitching to USADA.

>''G-guys I told you Jorge would win.''

Wow captain hindsight, how much did you bet on that?

If he can cut to BW he would probably do alright. Probably lose by DQ at some point as a result of showing up on PCP or biting someone’s face, but he’d hold his own until then

This post iffy uh

youtube.com/watch?v=OK52_uIi_vw
kek

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not even funny

platinum heems till

If you have to ask "if" you can and what you should be doing then you're already beaten yourself.

21 it's a little late but not too late, most pros have childhood martial arts experience and are total athletes during their early teens. That or you're a badass street fighter; if not you probably won't make it.

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Is there anyone that till can beat anymore? Paul felder heems him round 1 in 15 secs

Jorge didn't win because he was good. Jorge won because Till is bad.

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The absolute state of Nick. How is he making any money to support himself?

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Guys can Till ever come back from that or is he done?

It's over, Darren.

It's ogre, wrap it up

If Till was a wrestler he would have won. Striking is a shit base for MMA.
>small wrestler beats giant striker
>small wrestler beats small striker
>large wrestler beats giant striker
>large wrester beats small striker

Name me ONE time when the smaller striker beat a big wrestler.

This was his Bisping moment. His championship reign is inevitable

>I've never received that check, habitch.

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>gimmick is he's a striker
>gets literal brain bruising head trauma from a street beefs fighter who mostly gets decisions
He's going to need to reinvent himself if he wants to stay in the top 10.

>>santos
>good joke
not an argument

>>gillespie
better boxing, better single legs but for sure he only has a 5% chance to win

>>taisumov
>no chance
legit one of the worst takes i've heard this year and it's not even ironic yikes...

>>gaethje
gaycheese nullifys khabib's wrestling and heems the legs my man

southpaw jab to get till's right hand moving
stance switch to orthodox to close distance
stance switch to soutpaw to confuse and generate power for the left overhand

gamebred since strikeforce my dude

he needs to stop thinking he's mcgregor. he had a much more conventional style when he was coming up in brazil that he needs to return to.

>till still hasn't said anything
he's gonna try to off himself like his teammate did

He died Saturday m8

i came up with toilet till

Thawts on Snake CBD Oil?

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PRESENTING THE REIGNING! DEFENDING! BRAINLET CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOORLD: CODY "NO THOUGHT" GARBRANDT!!!!!!!

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Sad seeing young guys like Till and Cody get put out like that.

You can stop larping now.

so why does Till have a PVZ tattoo on his arm?

I'm giving Toilet Till one chance to redeem himself. He needs to fuck off for a year and take as many steroids as he can and move up to 205 like Rumble did. If this doesn't happen then I will officially declare that Toilet Till, is cancelled.

Pull that sucker up. Keep it about a fist from your face. There you go.

>17 consecutive strikes
>including an elbow
you gotta give credit to the mophead

you have to get an oil with a small amount of thc or use the cbd oil with a small amount of thc because otherwise it won't modulate the receptor to the same degree

also there's a lot of bullshit retail products that will do absolutely nothing, contain little cbd and are filled with junk artificial sweeteners

you can get/grow marijuana with higher cbd/thc ratios and smoking that is when you get the best acute relaxation effect of cbd i find but if you're looking for something to have an actually efficacy with boosting energy for training and aiding recovery you would preferably be dealing with some kind of powdered extract or distillate that you can vaporize with 50-100mg cbd/ to like 3mg thc

lol agazarm butthurt

tune into ariel this agazarm fella is unintentionally hilarious

Be honest, do you have one or more career paths open that require any degree of mental capacity? Then don't.

On the other hand, if you're dumb as balls already go for it

they push and hype these newcomers so fast they all crumble
they need to make a strategy and building new prospects also the ufc needs to have a fighters union
and mma needs to go global
WC-mma

this sport is divided in a few hooknosed money grabin organizations

wish people had smarter discussions sometimes

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>pain is the feedback your body gives to you
>lets rub gang weed oil into my joints so that the boo-boo doesn't hurt
>I'm sure joints is the part of the body that is not prone to accumulated stress-induced injuries

Fighting while high on morphine and opium, when?

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Till won the first round and knocked Masvidal down

Thawts on Ariel Helwani's MMA show?

>BREAKING: UFC makes ESPN+ exclusive residential provider of pay-per-view events in U.S., extends ESPN broadcast deal two more years

Holy shit what are they doing they've gone all in

wuf

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good boy and a n****r

there's a difference between blocking the pain signal and decreasing inflammation so the pain signal stops buddeh

>putting up barriers for your customers to buy your PPV

It's happened, WME have gone full retard. You Burgers can't even watch UFC on TV now, PPV sales are about to TANK

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it's fun and ariel is really good at his job.

>this male bimbo is nick's manager
AHAHAHAHAHA this is too good. agazarm needs to be on helwani every week

Wow what a bunch of niggers. I like to order big fights on the tv with my bros, not crowd around a laptop screen like a bunchnof fags.

>Stipay retired before DC
Never thought that would happen tbqh famala

It's only US, you're safe for now Leaf bro

Maybe the PPVs will cost less? Still seems like a surefire way to get less buys.
Or I guess they figured that whatever ESPN offered them for it is worth more than whatever they'll lose off the buys

Alright, so which one of you Baneposted Masvidal's Q&A on Twitter?

holy shit I know you're here ahahahahahaha

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>agazarm sending free samples of CBD to ariel
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Theoretically they SHOULD cost less, but they probably won't. Bad enough that i've already missed shows because some they dont air on tv here now, now this. WME is retarded but at this point UFC is too big to fail sodoubt they care

I tried it and I think you're right. At best, its a placebo

link?

Holy fucking shit I wonder if this explains why I had to call directv to order the last ppv instead of being able to order though the screen

I used to smoke weed but it ended up making me too anxious and paranoid. Think a super low thc, high cbd thing would work? I'm on vacation in california right now and thinking about trying it out.

just go to his twitter don't have to scroll too far it's the line about throwing someone out of a plane

i'm lazy, maybe one of the nice /heem/ social media posting crew can screencap it

Find a strain that specifically avoids that

It was me. I also invented "Toilet Till"

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Wait. Does this mean I have to pay for espn+ to be able to pay for pay per views? Can't buy through Ufc.tv or anything?

I don't even watch MMA I just post here. WGAF about this "sport" lol Your penis is small and never been wet if you pay for it.

xDxDxD fucking manchildren

One line is pretty week tbqh. Would have been extremely based, if the guy pulled the whole string on him though

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i don't think you need to pay for espn+ but you need the app or whatever, ufc.tv, youtube, probably PS4 too is going

based, thanks for posting. he's a big guy

Dr. Pavel, I'm f-a-t

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it's probably someone from reddit

for a lot of people it really is just too much THC in general and also set and setting but yeah certain strains can make a difference

ESPN+ is in the ESPN app. It’s not an individual app.

HAHAHAHAHAH batman lmfao

what an ugly fat headed wet dog hair smelling mutt

This is off topic posting try it in a different setting you fucking drug riddled douche bag.

>ESPN literally just bought UFC so they had a way to market their shitty streaming service by putting a sport they don't care about on there

fresh reem lads
youtube.com/watch?v=LaPFqibj3cg

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I would

DUDE THC
fucking losers

oh also yeah low cbd high thc is a complete 180 from a normal marijuana high

unlike what people will tell you cbd is psychoactive but it has anti-psychotic effects and and basically blocks thc from binding to the receptor

so if you actually want to get high then don't use a cbd weed but get some kind of cbd in case you start getting higher than you want

I'm reading an article about it and it implies that you have to subscribe to espn+ to be able to buy. Guess it become more clear at the next card

and the numbers are amazing, we CRUSHED the expectations

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kek
shame those manchildren that get overly excited about an ebin capeshit movie meme

you would also fuck niggers so what does that mean nothing

The weed place is right next to the ufc gym in San Jose is what made me curious.

reported every weed post in this thread enjoy your bans

PPV is retarded in today's day and age, they should make in 9.99 a month and you get everything. No more PPVs

Yeah I would so what

She's our Ladd

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i think more current ufc champions use CBD than not

I’m not sure if I really wanna get blasted but I just want that relaxed feeling that I see other people describe from marijuana. I’m alright with being high, just not tonypilled.

You can still go to bars to watch the ppv, but damn happy to have paid that $50 ESPN+ subscription. In 2021 I'll be able to fund it all with my Yang Cash so I'm not worried

Meant for

get something with like a 1:1 ratio then

>i don't think
Maybe you shouldn't reply at all unless you know for sure, dumb worthless loser.

There was a time when the ONLY way to watch UFC PPV was to have a satellite dish. Since UFC 1, if you had satellite, you could watch UFC PPV. Not anymore. Think about that. This is a huge nail in the coffin of cable and satellite TV.

Everyone itt is fokin getinet.

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try it out and if it's not doing enough for you then get something with less cbd or you could go the other way around and start with lower cbd but that's a dangerous game if you do have bad experiences

where do you live?

Imagine licking those nipples with your tip of the tongue haha

>wonder"boy"
>is actually 36 years old

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>"the axe murderer"
>not actually an axe murderer

I think the idea is to try and get out in front of the cord-cutting and get the first streaming brand established before it becomes normalized. DAZN is throwing insane money around, too

Weed permanently slows reflexes.

Weed slows time in your head but actually you do it fast irl

>wonderperdo
>everyone is already sure he's a pedo

who's that chap standing up?

alistair looking hold. he's developing that old man body where your muscle isn't all tight to the bone and sags

>But for fans watching UFC pay-per-views from home, it now will be one-stop shopping. Events will be ordered online, then will be able to be streamed online or through connected devices like Apple TV, Roku, PlayStation 4 or Amazon Fire, for example.

XD

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inventor of toilet till here, ask me anything!

she's a lass

This is good if they're moving towards a WWE Network kind of model

i invented unemployment till

i invented /heem/

I invented all of you, this isn't happening.. this isn't happening.

i invented low selfesteem

i heemed invention

I unironically invented prime schaub heems ngannou

>3rd world country
>inventing anything

Unironically things I’ve invented?
>crossing out picks
>goofing picks w/ .pngs
>Heem calendars
>Bjpenn.com OPs
Y’welcome

you're the bandwagon willis fan shut the fuck up

i invented HEEM FC

I think you missed the point of my invention

I invented the kimura

I invented the invented meme

>MMA
>Real sport

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What does that mean?

i invented this guys gimmick

Dana tells us why the PPV is for the fans
youtu.be/Y6j2O22u5B0

i seriously want to lick and suck megan's feet and toes while i fuck her and i'm not even a footfag

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Our boy Jwill is one fight closer to the title shot this weekend.

NEW THREAD~!
lol i literally don't care i'm just making the e-cops work overtime with no pay never stop posting it blud

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oh hai ur back

Yeah London is a shit hole.

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i invented triggering spammy

Lovely. I was just browsing this when my mum and sis came to the scene. Thanks a lot asshole.

I didn’t even know girls pooped until I joined /heem/ and saw Justine Kish fight

isnt calendar from canadia

I invented having a good time with the heembros and disallowing negativity on our great general.

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I’m talking about the first Heem calendars that I started before “calendar” (my son)

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Coral?

ohh, you're flushed boi
nobody remembers you

Literally every mma related video w/ a female interviewer

I'm a little worried about Gomi, you guys

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>tfw /heem/ boomer

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no offence mate
i just dont remember
pretty sure i was back then here
i only remember the OG picks guy

i like the british chick more than the beaner

olivi is italian

I said "Bless You" to Ariel and he didn't even like my tweet.

Just a warning, we are now an anti-Ariel general.

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Who is your favourite definitely on peds fighter?

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she looks mexican
i like the british way more
post her pics

cringe af. get your nose out of his ass

>posting your twitter handle to heem
big mistake buddy i’m gonna doxx you

but you're my friends

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he meant doxx you so we can send you gifts, don't worry about it bud

/heem/ is an anti negativity general, we are all friendly here

ray borg?
why, and nice of ariel
he is literally ourinstigator

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You got a license for that twitter post, blud

heem used to be like this
god bless buddies

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A UFC Women's Strawweight Championship bout between current champion Rose Namajunas and Jessica Andrade is expected to serve as the event headliner.[4][5]
event headliner.[4][5]
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Rose Namajunas (c) vs. Jéssica Andrade
José Aldo vs. Alexander Volkanovski
Jared Cannonier vs. Anderson Silva
Antônio Rogério Nogueira vs. Ryan Spann
Thiago Alves vs. Laureano Staropoli
Bethe Correia vs. Irene Aldana
Talita Bernardo vs. Jessica-Rose Clark
Wu Yanan vs. Luana Carolina

shes an amerimutt. italians are born in italy to 2 italian parents.

Its funny cause you shopped Ariel onto a shop

It's all good. You are my friend right?

Just a reminder that Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier never lost a single fight.

>no one cared who i was until i got big chemical balls inserted into my chest

I don't watch MMA or any sport but if I did I would only watch the Aldo fight the rest are fucking terrible

youtube.com/watch?v=rwiGxmYJTEI

oh yeah thanks for the reminder bro i almost forgot

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good natured doxxing between bros. don’t stress

imagine paying for that

whats the best fighting style

either way, she's not mexican

Veronica Macedo

look-see-do is a beast of a system

aikido

gun kata

point and fire

TILL LOOK OU-

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If there were only some way to have the internet on TVs, a way that web-based content could "stream" onto your television

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Gun-fu

he looks stupid, but that fella is levitating those crayons with his mind, an act which requires strong concentration
he has great power

Things I invented
>Bum Askren
>Megan Canderson

xiaolin showdown

based proxyposting youtube retard

Good post, a wise scholar once said do not judge a man by his actions but judge him by the things he has done which is an equally profound statement that brainlets wouldn't understand

MARTY IS LIVE ON A SPECIAL EPISODE OF THE BIG BROWN BREAKDOWN LIVE LIVE LIVE (except it’s Rogan, not Schaub)
youtu.be/rwiGxmYJTEI
youtu.be/rwiGxmYJTEI

Let the BONG have the next thread. He needs it now more than ever.

There are no proxyposters on /heem/ buddeh.

unexpected, kek so many people have asked I'm surprised Usman got on so quick

Feel like it is going to be pretty bad

>americucks now have to pay money for the privilege of buying the ppvs
>headlined by women

it's already pretty bad holy shit

Yeah, catching up to the live stream still and Marty is boring as shit

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why tf is Joe crying

Beautiful black men

at least tyron's half hour rant was pretty entertaining

Well he's a wrestler

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Hello Anons, I recently smoked DMT and the Machine Elves told me to heem all of you worthless humans

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i thought that was Yves Edwards

Reminder I started the "Daniel 'Daniel Cormier' Cormier" meme and the frog is stealing my thunder.

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cockhold is weak to powerful boxers the one thing jon certainly isn't