>friends/family say I look like Messi
>I don't think so
>grow beard because lazy to shave
>Messi grows beard too
>other day I overhear stranger say, "oh look, it's Messi"
>decide I MUST shave to differentiate
>MESSI SHAVE TOO
is he stalk me? sorry for poor english
Post a timestamped photo of yourself
post a pic of urself
faggot
Oye boludo, andate.
Vienes a shitpost aqui despues de los partidos, messi?
Andate, andate.
>posting photo of face on Yea Forums
no ideas
I'm not OP but I've posted my face several times and I don't see the problem
anons do it all the time
>I don't see the problem
Stop attention whoring you insufferable faggot
Do you crossdress and give blowjobs? I have a BMW, I can take you for a ride.
You're disgusting man. First I don't know you so I would never hop in a car with you, and second I don't swing that way.
literally made for Brazilian cock
literally can't tell if this is a chick or a dude, but either way it's cute
Honestly can't tell if it's a guy or a girl (male).
>google says you're a girl
i'm coming to argentina to fuck you in the mouth
>I don't swing that way
(yet)
with that lowtest and being exposed to Yea Forums is only a matter of time
you look like a fag
Kek, this. Its inevitable..
If you don't want people calling you feminine then you shouldn't do your eyebrows so slender. If someone sent me this and said they were a girl I would easily believe it.
c-cute
based
Have you got a feminine penis ?
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
Argentina is white
Black people always say I look like Drake. If I’m walking through a sketchy neighborhood they’ll holler out of their cars at me.
kill yourself my man
>not recognizing stale cannelloni
h-hi
He already did.
post feet
i love girls(male)
you cute
Same. Nothing makes me harder than the thought of sodomising and utterly subjugating a cute femboy
I get compared to Neymar quite a bit
cute :3
show benis
also sometime Roberto Firmino
>tfw no qt argie bf
They look nothing alike. Are you a SEA immigrant?
depends on how I take my photos, I get compared to Firmino facially, and my hairstyle's a bit like Neymar's Anime ones
pls b in burzaco
Sir Francis Drake?
Imagine looking like a complete cunt.
pretty sure im straight but i'd kiss you dude, no joke
kek
Nigga you gay lol
i know the feel, i get confused with Albrecht Dürer all the time, especially walking through sketchy neighbourhoods.
People be shouting out they car, "The Expulsion From Paradise is my favourite woodcut of all time, bro. ALL TIME!", and "Saint Jerome in the Wilderness is some dope shit, y'all killin' it wit dat sublime brushwork, yo!"
That kind of thing.
I don't even know what to say.
I used to go look up all the stuff they mentioned, so now I know a lot more about art and stuff.
this thread is gay as fuck, did I click on /soc/ instead of Yea Forums?
Have you tried standing on your feet for more than a minute?
ESTE PINCHE HILO ESTA LLENO DE PUTOS
look at the newfags
For me its the Young Hr=are
Hello there
I get this a lot. They tell me: 'oye, Alfonso, te gusta el fútbol, ¿verdad? Te pareces mucho a Giroud, el de Francia'
f-fag
cute boy :3
Show us your boipussy now
try to look manly he cant follow you
you look like you fuck black guys
Cute