/cric/

>go offtopic for an entire thread
>”wtf why autosage?”
Australians are a special kind of stupid, huh?

Sounds almost like damage control

.

*farts*

>why yes, I attempt to bully Sebastian due to my own insecurities about being an ugly incel manlet pedo. How could you tell?

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KEK

KEK

Why is /cric/ so angry?

proxy off sebbo for christs sake

NEETs are upset

Why no hibicric lad?

>d-damage control!
>p-proxy!
Holy jumping, why are Aus tards so cringe?

It's Josh you dumb fatso

Don't think it's Josh. He's far more clever. Plus we have a non-aggression pact.

a variation for a change. i liked this big head pic made me remember that meme

About what?

AusNEETs got dabbed on by the news and now they're hyperaggressive

Honestly proud of these lads for doing something socially responsible.

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Cricket is based. Go beer snakes!

test cricket

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Nice damage control.

Grim thread.

Who are you quoting

thinking about vishwa Fernando

yikeeeeeees

bit going on here

going to bed
goodnight you turbo brainlets

The incel pedo Richo.

sleep tight

get fucked

fuck off

Hate hue cazzie threads, might make a big strong NZ thread instead

maybe a Jacinda thread.

what a dumb OP

BASED and Humanitypilled

...

That particular Josh is a huge cunt. Nothing like /ourjosh/.

watching Sopranos at the moment

t. reddit

>sopranos is a reddit show
jesus christ how new can one poster be

Clearly not the obese faggot we have here

>redditor is mad after he gets exposed

cric is more angry than normal today

Think a bunch of wankers got off their most recent three-days today. Simple as.

Can't you just permaban Richo instead of constantly giving him 3 day bans?

If I were a janny, I'd have done it a year ago. Shan't tolerate nonces.

>if

big, if true

i.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/111372996/christchurch-teen-appears-in-court-charged-with-making-objectionable-publication

Yikes, just a warning to delete everything you have about the shooting. Should also consider moving to the land of the free.

Honestly that guy was apprehended the day of the shooting. It sounds like what he did was particularly egregious even if it's pretty ridiculous by our standards.

Got Metallica tickets lads

Cricpill me on the landwhale getting btfo

YEEEAAAAAUUUUUHHH

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typical teeny /pol/ shitter.
hope getting raped in jail was worth it.

BASED Vodafone, blocking me from seeing objectionable posts from amerifats.

Based fucking Maoris gonna get him.

I don't even need to see his face to know that he's got an extremely weak chin that's only going to get weaker with Big Samoan Cock rammed down it.

> no bail
> details of court hearing suppressed

Yikes. Didn’t know NZ was this totalitarian.

BASED Maketū is gonna get him when he's done with pussy boy here.

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they should room him with Tarrant so the Mob lads can switch between their 2 bumholes more easily

fucking idiot

BASED
They should also stick the Kiwifarms cuck in with them.

Love my /cric/ responsible posters. Based maturity.

Lads is it too late for me?

nah m8 taco bell is still open for sure

No mate, the buy 4 get 1 free burrito deal is on till Tuesday.

Get fucked, literally kek

There’s one down the road about 8 miles across from a McDonald’s
I only need a burrito for one (1)

LADS
A
D
S

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TUMMY RUMBLING

POO INCOMING

have sex incels

looking good mate

SHE WAS A BOOTAFUL INNOCENT CREATURE

KeA > MoP > RtL > aJFA > St Anger
every other album is horse shit

simulating the first Sierra Leone v Chad test in the 2045 African Test Championship

ice yourself feshie

>why yes, I report posts that include pics of me in them due to my insecurities about being an ugly incel manlet pedo. How could you tell?

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Nice opinion mate. I agree :).

Looking forward to seeing one of my favourite bands.

nice reddit opinion

Thank you user :)

>i am a incel i’m a pedo i’m a tripcunt called richo

I'm afraid I must rebuttal with
RTL > MOP > KEA > AJFA > BLK
and everything else is garbo

ON THROUGH THE DEAD OF NIGHT
WITH THE FOUR HORSEMEN RIIIDEEEE

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For me? The Lou Reed album, low IQlets won't understand it, art of the highest degree

Metallica have no good albums

sebbo heart attack on the cards

/cric/ decides what I crack open

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*scores a match drawing 52* (165)*

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Odds - Pizza
Evens - BBQ

Now this is a brainy strike rate

Eat both fatty

Ty

BBQ

save the pizza for later tb h

/afl/ is up lads, time to bury /cric/ for the winter

:D

richo mate you here mate?

yeah mate, just reported a post with my ugly mug. just waiting on sebbo to delete it

he's in /afl/

Richo never leave here. He just takes his trip off a lot

>no nacho cheese

yikes

elite reminder that BBQ shapes are the Chad snack and Pizza shapes are for fags

*scores a pathetic 98 (101) and fades off into irrelevance*

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childhood is chicken crimpy, adulthood is realizing nacho cheese was the best all along

*surrenders to his receding hairline*

I exclusively listen to Load and Re-Load.

so do i

i only listen to unforgiven 2 and whiskey in the jar. all other metallica is garbage

165 IQ post

truthnuke

low-INT and whiteballed 2bh

Metallica is the T20 of metal.

600 strike rate post

GIMME FUH GIMME FAR GIME TRUB DUBAH ZAH

YEA-YEEAARGH

Next thread is a Metallicric threads
Nerds not welcome.

LEEEEE BISaaAAAaaaD MEEEEEE
TEYUL ME WUT DEV DUN

Who is the Metallica of world cricket?

Had sex 30 mins ago
Still love cricket lads

new zealand is banned from cric for obvious reasons

NZ - Iron Maiden (good guys of metal)
AUS - Metallica (overrated assholes)
ENG - Slayer (generally based)
IND - Megadeth (tryhard cringy, but one good member)

>Australia
>overrated

And arrogant.

Gonna withhold my “based” until music expert Daniel confirms this.

My favorite metal would have to be copper, malleable, ductile, and an excellent conductor of heat and electricity, it has it all

Nice colour too.

thanks for the thread based huebro

For me it’s based silver for similar reasons.

Read the first reply

Are you a woman or a faggot? Because those are the only explanations for such a retarded opinion.

meant for

>more ductile, more malleable, a better conductor, and better color
>faggot or a woman

For me it's platinum because it's heavy metal
YEA-YEEAARGH

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*corrodes*

yeah and?

Any racist Aussies in this thread?
I'm gonna kick your ass

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Big fan of tungsten

>golds bitch, always playing second fiddle
>bland colour

That's all

here's one

Still a better conductor than gold.

>muh conductivity
>breaks if put under stress, making it 100% useless

>putting your conductors under stress

your crappy banter is putting me under stress

You lads see the 9 News segment with the gunman’s gran? Absolutely devastating. Can’t imagine being in that position.

Also this bit: nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12213752
Really surprised his fired lawyer is allowed to say that much to the press. I’d expect the bar to discipline an American attorney that did the same.

You must have never seen an electrician work mate, any sort of silver would be broken before it even went into the wall

Why the fuck would you use silver conductors in work an electrician would be doing? I’m talking about high-end electronics.

Shut the FUCK up fatguts.

I don't think he understands what you are getting at but I do lad. Dumbass tradies lol

bees are looking good lads

Yearn for /comfycric/

I pioneered political correctness on /cric/

nah you can talk complete shit here so long as you don't breach privilege

showed up at the site in my gilet, Ralph Lauren OCBD, RMs and denim raws and bossed the dumb cunt tradies around today lads

huge respect for you mate

Okay this is epic.

t. proxxo

You lads see all the sebbesity damage control this thread and the last? Can’t imagine being in that position.

For me it's the elite haka

Oh god lads.

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Bowling soon lads ama

that haka was apparently depicting how bad they're planning to bum Tarrant in Paremoremo.

Kek

Nah, it was a beautiful vigil. A tribute to the victims of Christchurch performed by humble law abiding citizens. Nothing malicious or threatening about it.

im more about racist bants
nothing serious, just a bit of fun ya know

Ah it's Dermot. I wondered what smelt of vaseline.

He will never be in general kek

Hit racism for six lad.
No it's what I said faggot.

kek

So based

Tradies seething no doubt

sebbo on the ropes

Some hipster queer turned up on site today and was BTFO by the foreman. Left in tears in his Prius kek.

Fucked this absolute LOSERS wife on the job today lads, managed to get deep inside her plumbing know what I mean. Nicked a pair of his Williams boots on the way out too.

bet the tradies were howling

kys saxshit

One of the plasterers snorted fanta out his nose.

hit homophobia for six lad

Execute all faggots.

Queer as in strange person, don't imprint your bigotry on me.

hmmm

Different tradie.

Why does every single tradie in the country drive like a wanker in their Wildtrak?

WHY would we watch inferior minnow cricket?

please explain tradie, wanker and wildtrak to me, so I can join the conversation.

Good bit of rain lads. High Hope's for a green late summer backyard pitch.

brown patches on the lawn are clearing up

imagine being white and doing the haka like lmao who are you fooling lmao like I’m not afraid you’re going to cannibalize me lmao you’re white

Good to hear. The kikuyu goes nuts though, which is vexing.

me? i was part of a world record haka in aotea square when i was a youngin

wow we're so impressed.
pussy

BASED

Not a fan of this recent anti-NZ sentiment from Slobbo 2bh lads.

kiwis are just Aussies with their balls removed

Love the masculine and white cricket nation of New Zealand lads

love Aussie
love Smoth
love cricket
love cric

hate dumb kiwis
Simple as.

kia kaha

This whole website has been so fucking grim for the past 3-4 days

post your city, state, street and street number

meet me at taco bell on E Ajo Way east of I-19 and I'll glass you pussy

I'm not into guys

why is sebbo so full of hate for kiwis? is he /pol/? and who is this hero leaping to our defence?

because you homos shit up my /cric/

i was posting here long before you

you're a 2015 CWC blow-in
I'm old school.

humn,,, cricekt

That’s a code word for afraid of being heemed and glassed

fuck off hue, no one here likes you

no that's code for your mama so fat I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

It ain't me. It's probably lawncunt on a proxy again.

your mom does tho ;)

It's me on a proxy? Uh ok mate.

:o

GOTTEM
based hue BTFOing fatguts

Behead those who are rude in /cric/

Yeah probably.

Sebbo on confused and delusional watch.

face me maggot

Get your ass down to the Taco Bell and I'll face your arse with a linoleum knife.

Now that the state of emergency has passed, I think we should reconstitute rules 1-3 lads. All commonwealth flags in favour.

yep

the absolute state of your lawn has not passed though mate haha

AYE (HOYE)

Currently green and lush, thanks for your interest.

Would give petrol to kiwi for his mower if he’s running out DO NOT ama

Shall be hitting the lawn with this after the rain stops kiwicare.co.nz/product/lawnpro-lawn-thickener/

Business idea: stop being cunts

Love and Unitypilled

When sebbo stops attacking NZers for no reason.

>he buys a premixed seed-fertilizer mix
>the specific fertilizer chemical formula isn't stated in the description nor is its release mechanism
I mean the nitrogen is probably just fucking sulfur-coated urea. Still fucking silly. Learn to design your own fertilizer mix mate. When you get on my level you use urea-formaldehyde instead of that granular nonsense.

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Top lawn. One day.

>Ardern defended her government, saying that after the Port Arthur massacre in Australia, the government of Australia took 12 days to make a decision around tightening gun laws, and New Zealand had made an “in principle” decision in 72 hours.

Bravo Kiwis. You guys are truly committed to your inferiority complex.

Even in the 'darkest moment' of your nations history, all you can collectively think of is GOATstralia

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>lawyer
>lawncare expert
>computer science degree
It's approaching RC levels of BULLSHIT

kek
e
k

Australia buttmad at BSK's again KEK

Is Australia the /cric/ of /cric/

struggling to think of any aspect of society or politics in which we haven't outdone Australia.

Imagine not being well-read and experienced.

Because cricket is a game about putting countless hours in every week instead of going out with friends with the unfounded hope that you’ll finally get that total you deserve. Then every time is fails you lose drive home alone with another wasted Saturday knowing that a 15 year old is better than you as you buy a Powerade and cry yourself to sleep

you've definitely got mass shootings covered

Poopeelia is the /pol/ of /cric/, nothing more.

You guys got rid of federalism. Almost by definition it means that Australia has outdone you.

Haven't elected an openly white supremacist old man yet, they've got us beat there.

Well, tbf that was an Australian, so you've got us there. Well done Polstralia..

Don't have prominent politicians celebrating the massacre on social media yet so they've got us there.

>New Zealands best and brightest move to Australia
>Australias serial killers move to New Zealand
really does make you think

That reads like something you should at least consider apologizing for

Yes our best and brightest Maori scaffolders Haha faggot

I'd rather have every Maori in South Auckland than Brenton Tarrant m8

and the Maoris that fuck up we send back to NZ anyway

kek

KEK lads. There's a lawn fertilizer made in New Zealand called Bioboost.
It's made at the New Plymouth Wastewater Treatment Plant.
Kiwis are literally paying money to buy a fertilizer derived from human excrement and industrial effluent.

kek
KEK
K E K

Brenton Tarrant gonna have every Maori in South Auckland in him m8

For me, it’s genociding the indigenous

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>KEK lads
>kel
>KEK
>K E K
>lads
>fertilizer kek
>LADS

lawncunt on aborted narrative watch

nice afl meme you fucking loser
have you ever had an original thought?

KEK he can't even keep his proxies straight

No he hasn't.

The only original bone in fatguts body comes from a KFC drumstick.

>00:29:53
>00:31:00
One minute seven seconds. KEK

shubbo's fucking lost it

Yet another unoriginal style of post. Grim stuff.

hope so m8

Love Zachy
Love Shitspouter
Love Joshy
Love Rajipooter
Love the Reporter
Love Statsy
Love Statsclone
Love Lawncunt
Love Ruruposter
Love Bitcho
Love Goosey
Love Prossielad
Love Sailcunt
Love SkateNEET
Love Seething Curry
Love Seething Kiwi
Love Seething Saffa
Love Daniel
Love Little Daniel
Love Wankush
Love Dermo
Love FHG Ltd
Love Gatecunt
Love AMS
Love B3K
Love Trinibro
Love Saxon
Love Threadcunt
Love other au/sp/ Has-beens

Hate Sebbo.

pretty straightforward.

lawncunt absolutely getting btfo here lads

>Love Daniel
m8, i..

Oi lawncunt, what's it like getting worked into a shoot over having a shit lawn and needing to use the "first-time homeowner" lawn care products?

I don't use lawncare products. That's someone stealing "gimmicks". Know much about that you fat piece of shit?

lads a girl was wanking me off and she stuck a finger up my bum and I really enjoyed it
am I gay

>getting worked into a shoot because someone is stealing his gimmick
>not just roasting the guy for having a bad gimmick
>get so salty that he claims he doesn't user fertilizers

Did she have a penis?

Did she have a feminine penis?

I'm actually a big fan of the American poster that makes good posts. The posts that don't end in 'bla' or 'x'. Whether that American happens to be 'Sebbo' or not is irrelevant, the quality of the post is what is important to me.

>only josh and sebbesity here
might call it a day I reckon

>OMG I just cant believe it kiwibros! SO SAD!

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thanks m8. not actually American though.

Even better.

Just asked someone for a reference, worked myself up all week, hardy eaten or sleeped all week. Why do i have to be so fucking autistic i hate myself i hate having anxiety.

BASED fucking Josh.

lel did he post on jewbook?

>it's actually josh
holy mother of newcaz

Yeah looks like the story is he reshared the original livestream and made a meme from one a screencap and superimposed crosshairs on it or some shit.

Did NZ ISP reverse the ban? or did everyone just by pass it?

what ban

OH NO NO NO NO

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Did tarrant go to law school? what does he know about being a lawyer?

I'm not a fan of any of the posters with the discount Australian flag with the red Southern Cross. They embarrass the Union Jack every time they post.

you gotta be kidding me

Its really unsightly

NZ ISPs dropped Yea Forums, 4channel and 8cuck from their DNS listings so anyone on those ISPs who tried to access any of those sites just got a DNS error. You bypass it by adding 8.8.8.8 or 8.8.4.4 or another third-party DNS host to the server list your computer uses.

the *chan block

If you read his manifesto, he claims not to have even gone to uni. He's literally just a personal trainer and is probably going to try pulling the ANZAC equivalent of being a sovereign citizen.

he was never elected, he got in via a recount during the citizenship crisis

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

can we get this shit OP to 500 I'm sick of looking at it, why are we even posting in it, brazils behaviour on Friday was disgusting

more concerned by Australia's tbph

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He’s just going to spout /pol/ memes in court. The guy is absolutely brainwashed as fuck.

>brainwashed
that's subjective

channel is back on my mobile but chan is still blocked

objective

This honestly. I'm betting the judge assigned to the case is someone with experience in high-profile felony cases. I was talking to a buddy who clerked with a judge that primarily did equitable remedies, and talking about what sovereign citizens do in court, like every minute raising an objection to the court's subject matter jurisdiction and arguing that some obscure SCOTUS case means that he can raise that objection whenever he wants (and thus, he'll think, he can just keep objecting even though the judge has ruled on it). My buddy was like, his judge wouldn't have been able to handle that bullshit. The real problem isn't that the argument has merit, because it doesn't, but having to pull the knowledge out of thin air to make a coherent oral ruling and threatening contempt without giving him an out on appeal to claim bias. Huge fucking headache.

>this is now a /reddit/ general

based

Got something cricket-related for you lads.

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"Got him! Last ball! Can you believe that!"

Christ that is fucking grim

Edged and gone

The cops raided his mum’s boyfriend’s house kek

Mid on’s coming aroooouuunnnnnnnd and taken

I can't believe they let the rights to the cricket go. Kerry would be spinning in his grave and James should be put in one.

always a classic

Nothing wrong with trannies

How so?

*from the backround of the commentary room*
OUT!

Anyone remember when Graham Gooch was out handled the ball?

Rob Brydon is on around the corner and the surrounding streets are like the Night of The Living Boomer

His partner is satisfied today

what did they do

Not him, the weeb Brazilian kept posting screenshots of Tarrant’s video

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/91475818/country/BR/
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/91479536/country/BR/

Imagine travelling the globe friendzone yourself before you even meet grills

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based daniel

not enjoying your easily offended reddit larp tttt

kek is that him?

>especially the rugby types, yum ;)
imagine how much this made him squirm

All I said was he kept posting screenshots, why are you so upset lol?

>especially the rugby types
boy is she in for a world of disappointment

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I would never trust a man that uses the phrase 'Heya'.

Daniel on black gf watch

oh christ, of course it's fucking him LOL

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>why are you so upset lol?
t. very upset

quite disappointed that daniel isn't offering his thoughts and prayers for those affected by the tragedy on reddit lads, thought he had more sense than to be so callous

just caught jungle fever lads

That photo of him in crusaders gear is about to get VERY problematic.

>internet drama

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Ahh yes, the classic diversion after being proved wrong. Nice one.

is "into rugby types" code for she enjoys getting bashed, groupsex, booted and sharing the secretly filmed footage online?

thats cuckby plebgue m8, not based, elite and muscular rugby

Kek

haven't seen it

oh yes

someone please dig that up

probably just likes fit blokes mate

shes gonna cream her pants when Danny boy walks up to her

>Ahh yes, the classic diversion after being proved wrong. Nice one.

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I remember this

I'm a big fan of the average Australian pretending that Rugby Union is a sport of the "upper class" even though there is no class system in Australia.

>greentexting my post
>too scared to (You)
Intimidated? kek

agree

*gets intimidated by mr reddit r. atheism*

aye

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wondering if some au/sp/ ones are going to come out, genuinely concerned

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HES SMASHED THAT

I'm a big fan of josh fucking up

he's clearly got nothing to do with au/sp/

They really need to take some wickets if they want to win this one

>mfw OYE HOY becomes the new neo-nazi catch-cry

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grim stuff

Fuck that was a kino game.

So a bit about me: I’m a young, black, female professional that calls Edinburgh home. Got a great job, positive outlook on life and all that good stuff. I’ve been described as having a ‘fiery’ attitude, but I like to think of it as knowing what I want. Physically speaking, I’m about 5 ft 6 and curvy in all the right places I’m very caring and affectionate, fiercely loyal and hella territorial, and I’m looking for the same in a potential partner.

I’m looking to talk to and hopefully meet someone who has his head screwed on right. A genuine personality and overall zest for life is always a welcome trait too. I’ve got a thing for taller guys, and since I’m thicc (that’s not a typo) I like them nice and built as well. You might struggle to handle me otherwise

I enjoy action films, road trips, cuddles and random strolls to everywhere and nowhere. I’m a bit of a nerd and almost always have my head buried in one book or another. Also, kinda obsessed with Marvel and DC. I love eating out but also make a mean home-cooked meal, and will definitely attempt to out-squat you in the gym. I’m into fitness and looking to sign up for some pole classes to supplement what I’m already doing, and to switch it up a little! I absolutely love getting all dolled up, but have no problem getting down and dirty as well.

If you’re out there, I’d love to hear from you x If you own a kilt, even better :p (happy to swap pictures via inbox)

>pole classes

Grim

>I’ve got a thing for taller guys
oh no

>I like them nice and built as well.
dear oh dear daniel

>I’m looking to talk to and hopefully meet someone who has his head screwed on right. A genuine personality and overall zest for life is always a welcome trait too. I’ve got a thing for taller guys, and since I’m thicc (that’s not a typo) I like them nice and built as well. You might struggle to handle me otherwise
literally the complete opposite of Daniel in every way

she sounds insufferably vapid tttt

once you go black you never go back

or so I've heard

bit racist mate

>I’m looking to talk to and hopefully meet someone who has his head screwed on right. A genuine personality and overall zest for life is always a welcome trait too. I’ve got a thing for taller guys, and since I’m thicc (that’s not a typo) I like them nice and built as well. You might struggle to handle me otherwise

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>so what do you Daniel?
>w-well I'm a failed musician who has never had a job and I live off the largesse of my forefathers

>fat footrace Slavic slags
>fat kiwi girls with fluro hair
>fat American girls
>fat black Scottish girls

think we've found the common denominator lads

this is incorrect

he once had that internship for 4 weeks that his mum got him

he also worked as a barista, which his mum got him

Don’t think he ever posted here

what was the job

did Daniel ever graduate engineering?

>I was on First Dates NZ h-haha

What would the /cric/ version of Brenton Tarrant look like?

Sean Abbott?

it was an internship mate

>Profession:

>I’m looking to talk to and hopefully meet someone who has his head screwed on wrong. An insincere personality and complete lack of zest for life is always a welcome trait too. I’ve got a thing for shorter guys, and since I’m thicc (that’s not a typo) I like them weak and scrawny as well. You might struggle to handle me otherwise
found the perfect girl for Daniel lads

that Zimbabwean who went crazy called the black players apes and tried to burn down Harare

doing what

Shall be catching up with danny when I go to the uk later this year lads

helping out in a temporary capacity while still studying

summer internship at some engineering firm

he was acting like he was on the path to becoming the next Nikola Tesla

now he's a university dropout and unemployed living in Scotland off his mums savings

BASED Adam

his widowed mum's savings who lost it all in the Christchurch earthquake

she still drives the car that has an aroma of stale rubbish

Brandon Tarrant was statscunt

ah yes, Mark Vermeulen

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Same

hmm

definitely fits the narrative

hello is this the duck thread?

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Is Quentin Tarantino related to Brenton Tarrantino?

no mate the Aaron Finch edition was a few threads back

>Brenton Tarrant moved to NZ 4 years ago
>almost exactly the same time that statscunt emerged on /cric/ under a NZ flag

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please watch our sport big strong guam

R A R E
A
R
E

love ducks!

t. Damien Martyn

Statscunt also admitted to being an Australian national
Remember his /pol/ bent when he returned to /cric/ too

Was this the moment that triggered a chain of events that culminated in the Christchurch massacre?

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Statsy went to auckland uni though.

did he ever prove it?

Veteran allrounder, Shane Watson. crowned player of the tournament as his Quetta side take out Pakistan Super League

he's fat

so are you Josh

Indian gf 2019

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/CRIC/ FANTASY IPL LEAGUE

LEAGUE
sportsdeck.com/au/t20/dreamteam/#/?action=join-league&code=658934
GROUP
sportsdeck.com/au/t20/dreamteam/#/?action=join-group&code=728000

GET IN QUICK

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off to the gym boys

I'm a chubby little piggy

goddamn, is he auditioning for Talking Heads or something?

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it's the Queensland cut mate

Big bums

on blokes

IPL
Inferior Pakistani league
kek

Terrorist attacks in NZ
>Rainbow warrior - foreign whiteys
>Christchurch shooting - foreign whitey

safe to say migrants are the problem, but only some

Netherlands copping it now

>it's a poosh's pathological need for attention episode

my gym is crowded as fuck all the time lads and I'm almost always waiting 15+ minutes to have a crack at the bench press
what should I do

Change gym's

do push ups at home and go for a 5km rum three times a week, put your gym membership into buying your own weights

i think telstra just blocked 4chins lads

>he isn't with based optus

false flagging on /pol/ with RC's trip AMA

I'm doing fine mate

for me, its wandering into threads, typing sure is incel in here, and closing it

Have sex incel is my go to

I can't go on Yea Forums on Chrome but everything else works

just want you to know that I was absolutely cut deep by that. I just want to be a cool racist bro!

love how everyone is sharing the google DNS, like the worst choice from basically infinite choices. 8.8.8.8 is the cuckold's number

fuck up Spermot

ohnonono

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Absolutely rekt kek

>we feel this is right thing to do.
Unique perspective

unironically based

What fags

>conspicuous absence of blacunt
>sebbo is blacunt theory
o I am laffin
x

>it's another joshie embarrasses himself in front of a crowd episode
it's a good one, but every 15 minutes. Really?

Absolute state of Pozz Gaynolds

I've got his back, and will hopefully get some more yous as well

me?? absolutely ADORE blabla
simple as
x

huh

tricked em good into thinking joshie isn't retarded lads

ah k, might just be that then

...

*and I am UNANIMOUS in that

they aren't replying anymore lads

they're simply not very good at what they claim to be good at. aus/pol/ truly is the Glen Maxwell of Internet shit fights

blocked from 4channel lads

based /pol/ finally freeing me from this shithole

lads, i can't access Yea Forums anymore. how do i get around this?

thank god im blocked from this horrible site

don't give up fellow lovers of freedom! Simply use the Google DNS, they are in no way going to use your metadata for evil.

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Telstra is blocking 4channel too?

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based /pol/ ruining it for everyone

Yes

Won't stop me, though. I will forever be around to make /cric/ seethe in agony

i licked a girl's pussy on the weekend, lads. am i gay now?

Literally who? LMAO

Only if you're a woman. And that's a good thing.

only if she had another mans dick in it upto a year prior

Whenever I try to go on /pol/ via the links here I get a notice from Interpol saying I’m blocked from a domain sharing kiddy porn
I’m with vodafone, thank god they’re blocking /pol/ and not Yea Forums
Ironically though Yea Forums is still up

that's not what irony is

small coc /hoc/

/cric/ is gay

AAHHHHH

bad luck chief

they’re the actual pedophiles here

that's still not what irony is

/cric/ BTFO as usual

...

kek

KEK

K E K

EAT SHIT BRAINLET

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why not

look, i get what you're trying to say, but it's not "ironic". so many people use the word incorrectly. don't be one of them

the irony is that they keep /cric/ which shows the brutal footage of phil hughes death

Monday night bin night lads
dont forget

>telstra

I ain't going back to Optus. What are my options for non-shit internet now?

what is wrong with her face

>a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result.
how is it not ironic that they’ve blocked /pol/ under the guise of child pornography while Yea Forums is unmolested (pun intended)

that's not a pun

wish moot still owned Yea Forums so he could seize the moment and finally erase /pol/
hiro doesn’t give a fuck, he’ll dawdle. he’ll only delete it if the pressure becomes too great and it presents a better business case to remove it

Its ironic that it wasn't a pun though

elite punditry

I reckon the current shit might push him into it

reckon you get your shit pushed in on the reg

sad thing is that moot had deleted the /pol/ equivalent but brought it back because he had too much integrity

Double entendre = pun

that wasn't a double entendre

have never lost a fight

though I only ever fought weedy manlets

REKT

the difference is moot would do it out of revulsion and articulate the reason. hiro might just do it in the face of all this blocking and to salvage the rest of the site, maybe only releasing something like a public statement. reckon that will give /pol/ a platform to feel unjustly treated
think it was more as a containment board because they destroyed boards like /k/

moot would never and has never considered getting rid of /pol/, newshitter

t. bait

newcunt exposing himself

moot literally did delete /new/ because of anti semetism and racism

>think it was more as a containment board because they destroyed boards like /k/
You definitely pulled that out of your arse

absolute freshie

>moot literally did delete /new/ because of anti semetism and racism
Can't tell if you're baiting or retarded. You're a /cric/ regular so the line's a blur

fuck up josh

are you serious? how new are you

Fuck off /pol/shitter

will never be able to convince freshie aus/pol/ of the importance of the tripgods

will never be able to convince /cric/'s inhabitants to take a shower

don’t know what you mean by not having too much integrity so he brought it back
when he deleted /new/ all the antisemitism and nigger discussion moved to other boards like Yea Forums, /k/ and other popular boards. he brought it back to contain it in one spot, though that seems to have backfired

>all the antisemitism and nigger discussion moved to other boards like Yea Forums
It was always on Yea Forums

/pol/babbies on pooicide watch

Time for /cric/ to have a set of rules. Sick of the racism here.

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late night banger lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

The thought of a /cric/ poster's friend or family being in that mosque that day. Keeps me up at night.

Already have some rules here lad, l, ll and lll

twitter.com/Goldsteinm8ty/status/1107630798906101760

this seems like a set of instructions to destroy /cric/ in the style of Aleksandr Dugin's Foundations of Geopolitics

youtu.be/6eeY9scCsYY

lol

cheap Beck knock-off. And Beck sucks

>AFL player plans to sue more than 100 players because of his seizures
Lolwut?

KEK

telstra is blocking Yea Forums
no doubt the other ISPs are up next
it’s been an honour shitposting with youse

Test

lmao nothing fucking like Beck what the fuck is this opinion

REAL Test

white boy rap about their loneliness and not fitting in with questionable Scansion backed up by indie guitars. It's literally a rewrite of Loser

on your phone?
I can't post on my computer but the phone is fine

sounds fucking nothing like loser

I swear you are the biggest mong in Thai thread

On my PC lad, still not blocked for some reason.

>Thai
Oof, what have you been searching

shemales obviously and I take no shame in it

>can post on PC
>but can't post on phone with the same Wi-Fi connection
WTF? I might have tinkered with the internet settings yonks ago

you're on the brainlet express if you can't pick the influence in the blatent plagiarism of concept

same here

It's a nice song. Does remind me of beck, but not "Loser" in particular.

>in concept
lmao guess everyone in rock is a velvet underground clone

Past 2 weeks this is the only album I’ve been listening to

does not and don't think it ever will remind me of beck

IT DOESN'T WORK WITHOUT GOOGLE DNS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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For me, it’s prairie pathos
youtu.be/O7iu6-3yOs8

really insist you reply directly to me in future. And I won't be replying to obvious bait contending that Velvet Underground was in anyway important to the history of 20th century music

/pol/ has destroyed /cric/ lads, impossible to use Yea Forums in Australia now

Mass shooting in The Netherlands by a turk
Any sympathy I had is gone now

howling at the proposition that tvu aren't the most important band in history

Please spare 4channel

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If you're dumb fucking subhuman like yourself, sure

pic related exists btw

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left no enduring mark on music

>If you are..........like yourself
KEK

Sad stuff

Thread's starting to stink. Wonder why

putting Parquet Courts on this list of bands I don't have a lot of feelings for but I know their fans are rubbish

- Animal Collective
-The Rolling Stones
- Parquet Courts

Wonder how they'll explain this one

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Feel offended

Josh entered the thread

not him mong

youtube.com/watch?v=EDKwqIn711g

Reddit shit

t. Animal Collective fan

I have a wide and eclectic taste in music, and yes it includes Animal Collective's early works

youtu.be/NIv7sM6ukew

...

that's rock and roll for you