/nba/ - Cutie Ref Edition

SAC: Marvin Bagley scores 21 points in 21 minutes
ORL: Vucevic goes for 27 and 21 in win over ATL
MIN: Derrick Rose (elbow) ruled out for Sunday
MLW: Antetokounmpo erupts for career-high 52 pts
HOU: James Harden (neck) to 'give it a go' Sunday
DET: Pistons win 9th straight home game on Sunday
PHI: Joel Embiid drops 40 pts, will rest Tuesday
GS: DeMarcus Cousins (right ankle) headed for MRI
DAL: Luka Doncic (knee) probable for Monday
CLE: Larry Nance (ribs) listed 'out' for Monday

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she prolly a fukken dyke

mommy

>cute ref edition
>shows pozzed tranny
stop it

Suck my fat cock gaytors

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Beat these puppers, rockets

The rockets are getting so many offensive rebounds

towns is soft like baby shit there i said it

There used to be so many gms that said that towns would be one of their favorite young players to build a team around. Its surprising how gets dominated so easily below the paint

Why are there 2 generals?

No clue. It happens a lot

Well which one we in?

HARD3N

I'm in here until I see which one gets to 70 first

I made this thread. Just switch to the other one.

no sweetie

It's like Lawler's Law lmao.

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This is the thread, based on original content.

Basically

That pass could have been a disaster

Can't keep missing green

Way to take the charge

who is that?

i bet she sucks and fucks the biggest black cocks in the locker rooms before the games to pump everyone up

Everyone says she's a les

CP for 3!

so then she takes it in the butt, what's your point

My shoes always get untied after 30 minutes

And 1

Not on time

How do you tie shoes anyway?

na, that's just a bullshit rumor started on this board.

she's always stargazed when she sees all those tall muscular black guys running around with their huge black schlongs bouncing around in their shorts

The bunny ears but with this one pair of shoes the knot just doesn't stick after a walking a while. Its annoying

Good going Gordon

NBA Top 25 under 25

1. Giannis
2. Embiid
3. Jokic
4. Doncic
5. Simmons
6. KAT
7. 3rae
8. JJJ
9. Ayton
10. D’Lo
11. Collins
12. Kristaps
13. Bagley
14. ingram
15. Mitchell
16. Fox
17. Siakam
18. Capela
19. Tatum
20. Lonzo
21. Huerter
22. Sabonis
23. Turner
24. D Murray
25. J Murray
>900001. Bustelle Fultz

That angle looked iffy for a bit

Paul is just in it right now

that ref was so starstruck she forgot to blow her whistle to give lebron 2 freethrows. shame hopefuly silver reprimands her

To think a few years ago scoring 75 would have been a high scoring game

you weren't even born then zoomer. nothing worse than back in my day peeps who never saw them play

K

House has been a good pickup

this. whole generations have missed out on magic, jordan, and kobe. they are left with westbrook, lebron, and gordan hayward

cute

This, but in spirit not in fact. When teams went over 100, that was a high scoring game.

>cockshit blogposter
i don't think this semen slurping thread is for me

>jvg hyping up a gas station
Now I need to check out this buckies

I have so many haters

PLAYAS ONLY BABY

he played with them earlier in the season. he was always a good three-point shooter and fits well into D'Antoni's system, on top of being really athletic and pretty explosive. i was shocked when they didn't extend his contract earlier this season but glad he's back nonetheless

GOAT Power Rankings
1. MJ
2. Kareem
3. Duncan
4. Lebitch
5. Wilt

>3 ORs in a row for Houston
lmao Pups are shit

for me, it's
1. MJ
2. Wilt
3. Kareem
4. Magic
5. LeBeta

>no Duncan
Nigga what

6. Duncan
7. Russell
8. Olajuwon
9. Robertson
10. Maravich

Why is LeBron ranked ahead of Kobe?

scratch that, Bird at 10. Maravich below 15 though

>towns

1. kareem
2. stockton
3. pippen
4. lebron
5. jordan

1. Bird
2. Nash
3. Stockton
4. Brian Scalabrine
5. Nikola Jokic

>stockton
my nigga
desu considered stockton for 9 but gave it to oscar instead

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>Scal
forced reddit meme

White Mamba was a legend before R*ddit existed my man.

as much as KAT is a bitch i don't think he deserves being in a shitty franchise with no help like Minnesota. if Wiggins lived up to even 10% of the fucking hype from when he was a rookie Minnesota would be a top 4 seed

Here’s a list we can all agree on:

1. Jordan
2. Hakeem
3. Stockton
4. Duncan
5. Magic
6. Kareem
7. Lebalding
8. Bird
9. Wilt
10. Pippin

nah wolves are perfect for a guy like kat

i mean sure, they literally built around him, but if Wiggins wasn't whatever the fuck he is (not a bust, but definitely a disappointment) the Wolves wouldn't be the laughing stock of the West

why is Wiggins such a fraud? Is he just entitled or what?

i dunno what it is, he's probably just a bum though. he's incredibly athletic and shows serious flashes (i.e. against the blunder, who he blows out singlehandedly every time) but i think his biggest issue is motivation

He’s fucking lazy and has a bad work ethic. If he had the drive to improve and work hard that a guy like Butler has (part of the reason I think Jimmy hated him) he would easily be a top 5 player in the league today, he’s monstrously athletic.

But instead he’s happy to sit on his ass and not try and collect his huge paycheck. Barely top 30 player. Arguably not even that.

>lebum
>ranked
opinion discarded

you have to be a legit retard not to think LeBron isn't a top 5, nevermind a top 10 player of all time simply by ability. disregarding his hilariously awful Finals record and his shitty attitude and sense of entitlement

>Barely top 30 player.
There's no way Wiggins is Top 30. Not even close.

problem with the wolves is like the same problem the cavs had. they can't get people to play there so they have to build to through the draft. so you'd have to realistic pull what golden state did which is very rare

Yeah, I just checked his stats after writing that and discovered he’s not even averaging 20ppg this season, you’re absolutely right

That went about as well as I expected

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I hate LeBabby too but there’s no denying he’s one of the best

no order but imo
LeBron
Durant
Harden
Curry
Towns
Embiid
Giannis
Kyrie
Simmons
CP3
Lillard
McCollum
Kawhi
Siakam
Gasol
DeRozan
Lowry
LMA
Horford
Drummond
Vucevic
Beal
Walker
Draybongo
Cousins
PG13
Westbrook (yes, Westbrook)
Mitchell
Fox
AD
Luka
Mike Conley
Lou Will
Jokic
Zach Lavine
Blake Griffin
that's 36 after a tiny bit of thinking and there are tons more that can be argued pretty easily. these are just ones that are obvious

post yfw lakers lose more games this season than last

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>35% of Phoenix's wins this season have come in the last 10 games
what the fuck is going on /nba/?

Lou does it again

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how do i get a white girl with a nice, spankable, delicious ass

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Bailed the clips out, they blew that 10 pt lead real quick, dlo was beasting

stop crying bitch

imagine if the lakers had a player like lou will

desu i'm upset the Clippers keep winning these fucking games, i want the Kings to actually make the playoffs

Nonits true, im a Clippers fan and can agree they majorly fucked up in the last min with the 10-0 Nets run.

I was literally thinking “get Lou the fuckin ball and have him hit the game winner”. Didnt expect it to be a perfect beautiful three at the too of the key.

KD on the Clippers is gonna be deadly af.

bruh

I think if the Clippers can avoid getting swept by the Warriors in the first round then that'll impress the fuck out of any future FAs.

Can someone explain how an NBA player shoots this poorly?

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>EDP in the back

>+18
What the fuck
What a garbage stat

Shooters gonna shoot bro

>Clippers with Lou, KD, Kawhi, Trez, Gallo and their other bench players

Its crazy because this is potentially possible.

>2 fucking threads

STICK TO ONE HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN REFRESHING THE OTHER ONE FOR AN HOUR WITH 0 NEW POSTS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK I WASTED MY FUCKING TIME

FUCK THIS THREAD

SAGE FOR NOW AND GO TO THE BASED LEBITCH CRYING ON THE FLOOR THREAD

WE DONT NEED 2 THREADS

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OP here. I would have deleted it but >4channel. I created this thread first so don't blame me.

the chad simmons

the virgin greek boy

first and best thread

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>simmons
>australian

Simmons is the least important player on that starting lineup. Prove me wrong.

the Thunder are the least important NBA team. Prove me wrong.

>a 6'10" point guard who can get up and down the floor as quick as Wall or Westbrook or Fox and has great passing vision
>bad

LMAO'ing at your lives

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if they get a coach, sure

sounds like lonzo

>i want the Kings to actually make the playoffs

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Clippers, Pacers, Grizzlies, And Cavs are up there for least important.

not as high up as the thunders

>CLE: Larry Nance (ribs) listed 'out' for Monday
reply to this post if you, too, have ever missed work due to ribs

Fellas, what should I do tomorrow for spring break before the warriors spurs game

have consensual sexual intercourse with a lady

>a guard who can't shoot

wow shes cute whats her name

Is she sick? Why she wants mutt kids?

>Simmons

How long will this meme last?

The lonzo meme is better

>The lonzo meme is better
Get out.

*whistles*

Who you got?

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For me, it's Lala Gonzales.

T. Celtics or laker fan who doesn’t watch basketball

What is this supposed to be a list of?
Players a kid who grew up in the 90s remembers?

>haters
>gonna hate

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