/nrl/

At work lads

Wish it was NRLW season lads

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jesus christ id rather an afl tranny over any of these pigs

*wish it were
A wish is hypothetical so the subjunctive mood is used

Based English teacher

/afl/ is up

Tyson Frizell's Testicles Pty Ltd

Our league is top 1000.

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great post

>in the top 2k
Based

god i wish this was me

This is pretty good. Very unexpected. What we should do now is actually come together and help each other out. Top spot is not out of reach lads.

We were in the top 1000 for most of last season. Don't know where we finished though.

Mate as long as Danny is in the league we're going nowhere. I can't carry you guys forever.

>cowcucks talking shit after 1 (one) round

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Pooames Shitdesco OUT

>bitchell pooses got the TA for his cross field kick, that fergie knocked back, that takairangi put another kick through that jennings scored

LOL

Thinking of falling for the simmonson meme lads

#FreeDufty

Dufty literally did nothing wrong

Who's a good downgrade target for Nappa lads?

Might lose his spot to Oldfield

In Morgod we trust

Had a good weekend lads, may not even make any trades idk

I'm so fucking alone lads

>paying Corey Norman money to play rugby league for you
>2019

smdh

can somebody give me the quick rundown on SC trading? not sure what to really do

Yeah hoping to hear about oldfield some time during the week, but he is a bit of a shitter so maybe sticky will stay to the young guy, a former NZ 7's player until Rapana gets back.

I think we can only trade up with Napa, or wait it out til rd 6/7 for Haas. Host if you don't have him is also option, and Aloiai if you think he can keep up 1.2ppm at 40 minutes

Bring in that farah fella, hes a fucking gun!!!

>select player
>click the red 'T' button to open trade centre
>the player you chose will be removed and his price gets pooled with your left over cap
>in the trade centre you'll see all the players for that position
>pick one you like and can afford
>complete trade

If you have the appropriate dual position players, you're also allowed to sub players around before you pick your new player. Meaning its possible to trade players from different positions.

>Tedesco BE of 162
>Chricton BE of 171

KEK

>tfw fell for the kahu meme

REEEEEEEEE

could be worse m8, you could be one of the 26% of teams that still has Allen

DCElite

>tfw missed out on supercoach league
fuck yous all

Join the AFL league then convict

First year ever playing SC and i score over 1000. Yeah I’m think I’m the next Sangster.

>2 (two) points
Holy fucking kek. What kind of idiotic bumblefuck would waste a slot on that shitter?

You had fucking months to nab a spot. It's your own fault m8.

where were you all off season casual

Kinda need to go down because I only have 1K left in my bank right now and I need some cash to swap out Kahu. But I reckon Host might be a goer now that Friz had a starring role on Ow My Balls.

Also Simmonson might not be worth the trade you have to spend to get him now. Take into account what he'll make vs what the guy you're dumping will make and see if that's worth the trade. Also don't forget that Leilua is a very greedy centre.

Maybe save the spot for that Burns guy if he proves to not be a meme player next week.

All the most traded in players are lads chasing points

>Munster, Burns and GOATes
Sure

>Lolo and Morgan
You could make cases for both of these guys

>making any trades before ppp
retards

Sangster sucks, that would be bad

Simmonson is a bit of an opportunity trade this week, as I'll be making 2 next week to to take advantage of free money. You don't need to conserve as many trades in H2H, so you can easily make 6 trades in the first 3 weeks without any long term effects.

>GUISE... GUISE! YOU CAN'T PLAN AHEAD OR SPECULATE BEFORE PPP

>sangster scored less than danny

Yeah lad if you've considered everything and you're working to a plan then yeah go for it.

i dont like your attitude mate

Your supposed to say don't do it m8

>replying to three different posts in one post

yikes, smells like freshcunt in here.

>calling based N a freshcunt
based newcunt

>referring to yourself in the third person

yikes and newcuntpilled

Big Brain tip for you lads. Throw Jaeman Salmon on ya bench.

lol

>not waiting til rd 4

how new

Which HB makes the most tackles?

I already said I don't think it's worth the trade. Even without seeing his side it sounds really sideways. Especially with Burns looking as a better option.

But that said it's ultimately up to him. If he needs to do that this week to set himself up for next week then so be it. Only he can say if it's good for his side or not. And I'm a big believer in following your gut.

>know the freshcunt by his mark
>the mark of efficiency
Should I have done it separately to pad our post count m8?

>trip accusing me of attention whoring
That's a big yikes from me, friend.

I do

>telstra subhumans blocked from Yea Forums
LMAO

I asked which HB makes the most tackles, not the HB that sucks the most dog tackles, Mitch.

Basically everyone else of note is between 17 and 15

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Replied to the wrong post.

did they block 4channel too?

>nikorima
lol

>missed tackles
>7
Oh god lel I didn't even notice that the first time

Telstra test

lol

whole bunch of stuff apparently
twitter.com/Telstra_news/status/1107526963583844353

Change your DNS ladies

No.

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Yes. They're using the Kiwi blocklist. Liveleak and Zerohedge are blocked on Telstra too.

Changed to pic.

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They blocked kiwifarms too

>Brisbane prop Matt Lodge has accepted a two-match ban over a dangerous tackle charge on Melbourne five-eighth Cameron Munster in Thursday night's season-opener
nrl.com/news/2019/03/15/lodge-facing-two-match-ban-from-storm-clash/

There's a few fines on there too for tripping and stuff.

Prince Lachlan Lewis? He's pretty good from what I've seen

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This block on 4chins by Telstra is questioning my allegiance to Telstra tbqh

Sad to see the NRL sponsored by a company that censors proudly LGBT-supporting websites

test

HAPPY PEEM PIST POOSDAY

I just realised how much better this board is without the poo peelanders

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>nrl spruiking fewer penalties compared to last year and how it allows a better more flowing and exciting game
>stats show less time with the ball in play, fewer line breaks and fewer tries

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PEEM

Have to phonepost lads

Better, more well organised defences and wet weather football. Penalties should be called as needed, if the players give them away, it should not be predetermined by referees in committee. It's as bad as ticket quotas for traffic police.

St George won't make the 8 this year due to ruptured testicles and rape charges. Sorry about that and give Illawarra back.

simmonson shitters btfo

What did rapana do to himself again

>cowcucks has 2 (two) NPRs and still thinks he's a contender

Holy fucking kek

Any of you guys want to go to a game? Maybe Doggies v Eels this week or Many v Warriors next week?

bbc.com/sport/rugby-league/47613770

Looks like optus has blocked Yea Forums at the isp level lads, can't even get on using a different dns

>optus
TOP FUCKING KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=aAuVXIrggvE
>we were home to the world midget boxing title and I never knew

Try dns over https. To block it they'd need to block all https traffic. Use the 1.1.1.1 app on phones, or follow steps here to get it PC
daniel.haxx.se/blog/2018/06/03/inside-firefoxs-doh-engine/

This worked for me

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foxsports.com.au/news/where-do-i-turn-to-its-probably-crime-graham-says-concussion-rulings-could-see-players-turning-to-crime/news-story/b85580e3b9112ad39ad73d969130c5d5

Enabled that stuff but still blocked.
I can get on with my phone since it's a different provider. It's my PC that's the problem.

Don't know what to say except get a different provider. Even without this shit, Optus is a terrible ISP.

Are you sure you've got it working right? Does it show up on dnsleaktest.com/

Cloudflare DNS sometimes fucks up, keep trying and if it werks for you later.

Telstra and optus are literally my only options until nbn is available who the fuck knows when. I wouldn't be using this garbage service if I didn't have to.
It does I guess, although the suburb it lists is way off. I get 4 green ticks on the cloudflare encrypted sni thing though.

The AI doesn't lie
imagenet-roulette.paglen.com

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KEK

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hmm, yeah, i'm thinkin i'm buying brandon smith

No hiding from it lads

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Dragons unbeaten run from mid-April incoming

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Holland>Bateman

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Absolutely based assessment of julia, unbased regarding kezie

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Are you sure you did it right? All I did is change preferred dns server to 1.1.1.1. and alternate dns server to 1.0.0.1, deleted my cookies for Yea Forums on my browser and it worked on my pc

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TPG have blocked everything as well now

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Yes I did it right. It works with other ISPs, but not Optus.

Have we ever seen Smith pass to a non-white person?

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Based retarded Telstra

Feeling pretty good right now desu lads

>revisionist: a Communist who tries to rewrite Marxism to justify a retreat from the revolutionary position

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So it's true that Yea Forums is blocked in Australia now?

No, NRL is simply a dead sport

It's not though. But the threads have been a bit how ya going lately. Fire up a bit more, it's only round 2 this week. Anybody know what Sterlo's been up to? I miss his show that used to be on Fox sports. Think he gave Lara her start and she's alright for a St George supporter.

Imagine the smelle

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I make 95% of posts in /nrl/ threads and I can't be fucked phone posting

Sharks confirmed NOT going to Perth

You lads making any trades this week?

Holland to Bateman

posting from work lads

not blocked here

>being blocked anywhere
YIKES

Capewell or Niukore lads?

Niukore lad

STOP POSTING IN /NRL/. RESTART /AFL/ AND POST IN IT. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS.

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Imagine making a panic trade week 1

Imagine being incapable of realising you jumped on the wrong meme and fixing it

Imagine not having a gf

>65% of bets so far are on canberra
yeah, i'm thinking i'm tipping cuckbourne

FerGOD isn't a "suspected" rapist

If you wrote mean comments about her on facebook AFL are now going to stalk your club's membership records and ban you from games.

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>having a facebook account
>having an afl membership
>watching gayfl at all

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*gayflw

>this is """"""news""""""" in the gayfl camp

>not having facebook

walkie detected

Hannah Hollis fawning all over Victor Radley on League Life lads. Is every episode like this? 2am pub girls hitting on men?

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i had sex with a 2am pub girl last weekend. was an interesting experience

She literally can't stop biting and licking her lips. Victor's going to get molested in the laneway behind the fox sports building.

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>i had sex
still working up to that

sex is not a frequent thing for me, which was part of the reason is was such a strange experience. she was drunk as fuck and was calling me 'cute' (i'm ugly btw) then asked if i 'was taken' and when i said no, she grabbed me by the cock and lead me outside to get an uber.

that's pretty based

>still working up to that
Haven't heard this exact phrase since overhearing someone asking a Swedish tranny if anyone's benis had penetrated their frankengina yet. Thanks for bringing that memory back.

Based Blake

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Joint adjuster

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Big Papiiiii

Fatty said he thought Ben Ikin was a schoolboy looking for autographs when he turned up to 95 origin camp and approached him in the hotel lift.

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Watching the bible on 9gem lads

Aye, that was the QLD team put together without any Super League signed players, and they still won the series 3-0. I think Adrian Lam was picked playing for Brisbane Wests at the time.
Also Brad Fittler got his nickname "Freddy" because Jack Gibson (iirc) didn't know his name.
Ikin was 16 when he played Origin, not sure if he's still the youngest but it's impressive nonetheless.

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>not owning the bible on dvd purchased when it first come out

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Felt bad for Ikin after re-watching Bonetti take him out in the 2000 GF. Broncs were dominating and Ikin was the one directing them until he got put into neverland, probably cost him the CC. Stopped Brisbane from rolling on and made the Roosters competitive.

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Was it also Bonetti that shoulder charged Craig Wing in the back and took him out for several weeks? Fucking thug rooster.

My mistake, it was Riley Brown
mobile.abc.net.au/news/2008-03-17/brown-in-the-clear-over-wing-tackle/1075354