/heem/

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Is cardio the true secret to an indestructible chin?

Tyron really laid out the blueprints to beating Till, huh, just charge at him and he won't know what to do

cardio, seeing the shots coming, being well hydrated, and prolly some other stuff

I predict they'll find him hanging in some shitty motel room with even so much as a note.

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if he gets back on the meds he was taking, yeah. he’s been a schizophrenic for years, we just never heard about it because he was managing it decently well.

Till charged Tyron when he got ko'd. Toilet is flushed.

I welcome the end cutlets

rude
hope so

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Jajajajajaja

it's time to get off /heem/, joe

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>beats CM Punk once
this guy is a fucking bum. I can't believe he thought he could call out Diego

that was a right hand counter tho. good distance management by Woodley

Pass the word. These fuckers are ruining this board.

suicide by cop by the end of 2020

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he never was

>charge at him
He was unironically shook as fuck when gamebred came at him
>puts hands out in front of him away from his chin
>closes eyes and cringes away from the punch
The absolute state of UFC striking defense

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He's going to be the next Chris Benoit.

Is there any fighter out there who's legitimately not flushed?
>jones
Obliterated by hammerman
>dc
Flushed by jones
>yoel
Age-flushed
>costa
Usada-flushed
>zabit
Flushed since birth for having no power
>johhny walker
Flushed himself

Petr yan?

No one is as based as Hunto, he’s a category by himself

Stephen Thompson vs. Anthony Pettis
Curtis Blaydes vs. Justin Willis
John Makdessi vs. Jesus Pinedo
Jussier Formiga vs. Deiveson Figueiredo
Luis Peña vs. Steven Peterson
Maycee Barber vs. JJ Aldrich

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Used to box recreationally in high school. Still hit the bag every so often. Coming off the couch, I’m a welterweight.

Could I unironically heem Till, lads?

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If we can keep him away from Eddie's conspiracy theories he will.

When the tism guy fighting again?

youtu.be/S6yoaQjv2T4

Worst card of the year so far?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=P--twvzKPTs
you can literally see the exact moment where Tony first gets CTE'd and starts hearing the voices

>go absolutely crazy
>still refuse to hurt your family
Tony is a good man, he’s no Benoit

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Colby

What's he good at, being number 2?

He’s good at not beating or murdering his wife and child

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nah we've had some shit cards senpai

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Max had a hint of flushing himself with keeping up the cutbabby shit but now that he's moving up to his own weight he will go at 100% power, 100% /blessed/
Least flushed fighter in the company right now

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For the time being, the gravity of the situation hasn't hit him yet.

He was throwing holy water on her trying to get some demon out(?). Something bad was bound to happen if he didn't seek help.

somebody do the face thing to this

Wow he actually is a trash (sub)human being on top of being a nutcase. Hope he get euthanized.

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He was on antipsychotics a year before he ever appeared on TUF

Is there such a thing as quarter guard

no

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Cejudo > TJ > Assuncao > Masvidal > Till > Thompson > Whittaker > Jacare > Vitor > Franklin > Hamill > Jones

Cejudo flushes Can Cans

if he was actually taking risperdal (or any other antipsychotic) every day it's incredible that he was training, fighting and cutting weight

Aldo's streak in wec should count as UFC because the UFC had no featherweight division and literally merged the same division as it was with the UFC. It was literally the same division with the same guys

For making fun of a guy that beat on his little boy?

How will she do in the UFC?

youtu.be/K43dZRUGDTc

I dont think he was taking his meds

>tfw I still need 5 years to save up for a downpayment on a house

I currently have $10,000 saved up.

Will I make it, bros?

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Based Son of Svarog.

>canelo
>real boxer

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Are you excited for waterson's next fight?

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how big is the downpayment

>I currently have $10,000 saved up.
that's not bad if you've been working part time while in high school

I'm picking Pena to lose because I think cutting to 145 when you are 6'3 is ridiculous

who tf is BMF Rnach?

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20,000 but I'm working towards 30,000 instead

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>DescriptionThe Black Mafia Family is a drug trafficking organization originally based in Detroit, MI, that was founded in the late 1980s by brothers Demetrius and Terry Flenory.
Cowboy selling coke

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Whats your guys opinion on ONE

That’s the name of his house. I wish I was joking
He just flies in training partners

i have 15 dollars total and im 22

retard

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that's 7 powerball tickets

Mighty Manlet's cuck shed

I don't think he has schizophrenia but he can have cte. Either way I don't really understand what's wrong with him. He doesn't have some obsession like many mentally handicapped people have. It's like his brain decide that everything Eddie was talking about is true and he needs to overcome a conspiracy once a day to survive

Thanks. Any idea which trainers he works with?

CTE doesn't make you believe there is a secret doorway behind your fireplace or that there is a computer chip implanted in your leg. it doesn't make you believe your son is jesus christ and that your wife is a witch. that is 100% schizo shit

You heard of BPS?

Hit or miss depending on the card

For me it's UFC 238:

TBA vs. TBD
Valentina Shevchenko (c) vs. Jessica Eye
Tatiana Suarez vs. Nina Ansaroff
Katlyn Chookagian vs. Joanne Calderwood

10k should be enough if you qualify for a first time home buyer credit

post you are walkout song
youtube.com/watch?v=Fm2gmHbt-vs

There is definitely more than CTE with Tony, I'm afraid. Let's hope he gets good treatment.

my balls and prostate will be so depleted

are you buying a house or a camry?

Till wins the rematch

he'll never fight again. they better pray its drug related but if it isn't it's most likely his brain getting bounced around 1 too many times. you can't scan for CTE until you die too

I also qualify for the VA Home Loan

Nothing wrong with a violent Shev beatdown

I think he still has a pretty good relationship with the guys at Jackson wink, he would fly them out to train on the ranch even when JW was his full time camp

Will till now stay completely silent until his next fight like mogumbo?

I think the disrespect from the UFC and all the cringe and tony typa dude xD memes destroyed his mind

hes not a bum at all when he goes out of his way to fight the best, hes always fought the hardest opposition around at the time by choice and has some good wins and bad losses but has never ducked a fight in his life which is rare

>its entirely possible that Jorge Masvidal has the greatest walkout of all time

>he's not a bum he just loses to good fighters
based

I wouldn’t count Till out yet. People thought he lost to Woodley also and look what happened there.

I just realized that I could easily heem all of you

I WALK WITH THE FUNK
I TALK WITH THE FUNK
I EAT WITH THE FUNK
I SLEEP WITH THE FUNK
I LIVE FOR THE FUNK
I'LL DIE FOR THE FUNK

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what was it?

embedded
youtube.com/watch?v=pQ5U2LkX9eo

This has to be schizo, thinks there were people in the wall, microchip in the leg, people wanting the end of the world etc

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Based

they fed him roided out monsters. honestly who knows if he fought anyone clean during his hayday

youtu.be/OmMbK9wQPYA

scarface intro

Just realized this would be a great song for Askren to walk out against masvidal to

>redditors think this rocky dennis mask looking motherfucker is some kind of greco-roman alpha chad

What a mad lad, absolute based

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figueirdi
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It's a beast

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>yfw you realized Tony is a highly vulnerable and susceptible schizo
>yfw you realized Edgy Brah filled his head with “redpills” until he snapped
>yfw you realized Tony is going to Chris Benoit his wife and son because of it

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hunnid percent peach of a beast

*gets choked out by a wrestler before it was cool*

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My walkout song would just be that weird noise they used to censor swear words on Limp Bizkit songs

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lmao all eurosoys sucking him

youtube.com/watch?v=ax68rWI4Tuk

can you explain your Pettis pick there my guy

why would the prospect of the violent murder of an innocent mother and child please you?

>show me a real picture of the inside of his legs that doesnt have a chip
>not this cgi shit mri,a real picture

Genuinely better than 234

I picked Smif

Got exposed as trash in his last fight against big titties

if other people suffering doesnt bring you joy theres something seriously wrong with you

youtube.com/watch?v=xOQSebV8KFs

in case something crazy happens he will be the only one to win

b, please don’t tell me you go with the peach of a pick hunnid percent of the time...

cringe

This guy started his career in PRIDE and now has the gall to bitch about steroids in MMA. ITs fucking stupid

based bill
necro's i need drugs is a classic too

He’s old

n-newfangled leave me alone!

youtube.com/watch?v=kPz21cDK7dg

*gets beat by Lesnar*

My understanding of cte was too broad. I think he has brain damage, a micro tumor that presses on some specific brain part that makes him insane.
There are a lot of symptoms that are true about Tony but there are also a lot of them that are not. I don't think he is. The symptoms are too sudden as I said earlier. He was a weirdo that's for sure but this is just sudden insanity. Maybe he get poisoned by some super toxic shit Eddie gave to him.
Depends on the level of the damage.
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it's psychosis

>I SLEEP WITH THE FUNK
Gay

Hunt literally won that fight in all ways but the scorecard

Symptoms like this can appear suddenly. A psychotic episode can start instantly and last for several months or longer

Ben Askren is wholesome and not in a reddit way — more in a early bodybuilding or giantbomb forums type of way. Zoomers wouldn’t get it.

according to his wife he's been on antipsychotics since 2011 after he snapped and had to be removed from a flight after TUF.

WHERE’S MY SON?

>wholesome
>not in a reddit way
heem urself my man

He screenprinted a shirt of his own lame meme. He’s reddit.

>"Hey user, let's go do some lines"

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I've heard it but it's too dark for me man

nice em dash, faggot!

>his own lame meme
>his own
>zoomers so young they haven't seen Step Brothers
Kys you are self

Not his meme

could she become the first female african american ufc champion?

youtube.com/watch?v=xRiY1hIISYk

yeah it's super dark but i love the sort of self-aware, self-loathing humor in it
>It's my birthday
>Yesterday
>I'll beep you in an hour
>...I hate you

>it was originally a will ferrell quote so that makes it ok
Let’s die together, you bong piece of shit

He is cringy as fuck. He is like a shitty version of Chael. I hope he gets along with Dana or he won't fight anyone until next year

I do meme picks all the time

lol

stop pretending like you knew when you didn't know, pussy
You just boom roasted yourself, stop posting

If PPV's were $200 each but the main event was to the death, would you buy it?

Rose a cute

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that's not even an old film, surely can't call him a zoomer

youtu.be/GngE2ew8JjE

>Bas Rutten is a crook

only if theodorou was main eventing

Only if it was a separate open weight death division they can choose to fight in or avoid

Yep, but still manages to be vile.

nah mate I have BT Sport so I get the cards for free

it’s also pretty shit tbqh

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lol maycee barber's dad's gym:

coloradoan.com/story/news/local/2014/11/14/karate-instructor-sexually-assaulted-student-police-say/19049307/

kino takedown

fuck you

that's been obvious for years to be desu.

I get what you mean, it should be taken as a joke imo

I guarantee Gaethje is the first to sign up

Are they casting couching these girls now?

>sure homie, cheer up though you look kind of sad

Atomweight Michelle was kino, I miss those days

I have no idea what went down, but Hunt was massively assblasted about something and went looking for trouble

BJ Penn would be there so he could finally get what he's looking for

On October 11th, 2015 BJJEE.com was contacted regarding 2 teenage sisters Emma and Maycee Barber running Fort Collins Gracie Jiu Jitsu in Colorado. The Barber sisters caught the attention of the international Brazilian Jiu Jitsu community as pictures surfaced on them wearing their Gracie Academy Gis and instructing grappling classes wearing Black Belts with identical markings to the belts worn by BJJ Black Belts (Black Belt, Red Rank Bar, White Stripes). However, they were confirmed by Gracie Academy to hold a Blue Belt via the Gracie Academy’s Online Certification system GJJ University. Their Black Belts were in Kajukenbo awarded by Seth Sykes. By wearing a Gi from a known Brazilian Jiu Jitsu academy and the unique Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Black Belt style, they were misrepresenting their rank and skill in Brazilian/Gracie Jiu Jitsu.
bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=124997

>Till has passed away due to complications during recovery
>He claimed he felt sick, went to sleep and never woke up
Jesus fucking christ

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Barboza as champ, unironically

yes

If you saw the card you could tell nobody thought they were getting paid. Johny and Baroni both quit

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Everyone knew that everyone was a juicy slut back then though
I think hunto's problem is with the whole USADA woooh lookat us we're a SPORT and half the roster still being on roids

If only the Tony/Khabib fight had happened, BurgerKing would have gotten wrecked earlier

If you can get away with it, and your opponents are doing it, why wouldnt you roid?

Why did last nights event have so many eye heems

Dignity and morals

cringe

yeah this would be it

Bros, Oezdemir isn't even my boy but I'm still salty about his loss yesterday. It was so obvious that he won even the commentators were talking already implied that he had won before those judges with extra chromosomes to spare gave it to Reyes, fuck this.

Shrunken testicles

>Seth Sykes, 32, was arrested Nov. 6 after allegations surfaced that he groped a 16-year-old client dozens of times at Sykes Family Martial Arts, 5800 S. College Ave. Sykes allegedly fondled the girl repeatedly and with increasing deliberation, and he sent her several thousand text messages in which he described sexual acts he "dreamed" of doing to her, according to arrest documents.

maycee was training there and was 16 when it happened

zane simon cleared this up in the 6th round of bloody elbow presents i hope this helps xoxo

>assholle tried to punk tony
>tony has none of that shit, punks him instead
>somehow it's tony's fault

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they had glass eyes

>Hit me instead of your kid!
Dude was a domestic abuser too. Tony did the right thing

>jones
>Obliterated by hammerman
wtf?

these are the lyrics to the first korean pop song:

Through the vast wilderness, in this life of uncertainties
You are running, yet where are you going?
In this lonely world, through the rough seas
What are you searching for?

Chorus:
This world that will become tears, will everything end if I die?
Those lives searching for happiness, it is really sadness that you are seeking for.

Those smiling flowers, and those crying birds
Their destinies would all be the same.
Engrossed in living this miserable life,
You are the one dancing on the blade of a knife.

Chorus:
This world that will become tears, will everything end if I die?
Those searching for happiness, it is really sadness that you are seeking for.

This far-flung life that has fallen to vanity
You are being deceived, don't you know?
Everything in this world to you is emptiness
After you die, nothing exists anymore

Chorus:
This world that will become tears, will everything end if I die?
Those lives searching for happiness, it is really sadness that you are seeking for.

is this why they all fight with suicidal abandon?

>Dignity and morals
spooks

That's what Pettis vs Wonderboy is going to look like.

Why do you hate Till so much? I understand the Scouse hate but Till seems pretty cool and he's good to the fans.

>This far-flung life that has fallen to vanity
>You are being deceived, don't you know?
>Everything in this world to you is emptiness
>After you die, nothing exists anymore

:(

He said “hit me and see your kid” because he’d get kicked off the show if he did. And he didn’t beat his kid he simply didn’t have custody or visiting rights.

Believe me we will have Pettis vs Till before the year ends.

Yikes

He's a scouse

She's barely black. Octaroon? Whatever, Im guessing there aren't as many black women is half of them would pop for elevated test, and most would have to compete in higher weight classes because of the extra ass and thighs weight. And most don't have enough discipline for the sport

Yeah but not all Scousers are bad just like not all black people are bad, we've been through this you've got to move on from the past. Also white people have giving you more problems.

>not all black people are bad

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Liver damage

The best Sports doctors cost a million a year, especially the ones that specialize in enhanced, aka professional, athletes

Ah, favoritistic testing and selective screening

I used to think the same but not anymore.

Maycee's dad runs a McDojo because he was beat up at work one day. He changed the name of it after one of the meme instructors got arrested for sexually molesting a 16 year old, possibly maycee she was exactly 16 and training there when it happened. Her parents are divorced her dad is this guy. She moved up a weight class because of her relatively fatass. I exposed Paige's lies on her in 5 minutes I'll get to the bottom of this and make people on here really mad.

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baldness, erectile dysfunction

Well, her dad must have been fucking the octaroon or 1/3rd barely showing 1/2.

INTERNET SLEUTH AT WORK

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>tfw you already have a comfy house and don’t have to worry about it

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pay. your. taxes.

>you already have a comfy house
stop paying taxes for a little bit and see what you really own. Americans can't own homes

Schaub is so successful in so many ways he literally can’t be stopped. He is too big to fail.

thats bullshit you can very well roid take drugs and drink in cycles and you ghonna be fine

damage kicks in when you do excessive amounts or all the shit together

why does she look like a chimney sweep

Masvidal still my boy. Was before the latest fight. Haters hate.

wheres masvibong

Yeah, but thats been true in every country since forever

Original or remake?

theres an imposter?

Think there's like 16 now.

I invented toilet till

Me too when I was on vacation in Ontario

Mods can I get a three piece and a soda flair

Edit: Sweet thanks!

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Why?

I am 6'8" which fighters should I follow

If, hypothetically, I were to start doing bjj, should I pick a Gracie approved gym or just pick the one that looks the most legit to me?

Conor "The Mountain" McGregor

stop it!!

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*removes coat*
*reveals two cejudos underneath*

AHAH!

wow so hilarious! Mods, can I get one too? Jorge is real as it gets xD He dont fuck around

Edit: Thanks guys! Feels so wholesome to be part of this community. Memeing with you guys helps me to get through my post vasectomy depression...

i invented toilet till

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I invented toilet germany

kekkers

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tell us more!

>nate is 17’7”
wish this was true

Remember when Overeem didn't have any coins for the toilet till

>I exposed Paige's lies on her in 5 minutes
what does paige have to do with her (other than both being ugly rape victims who nerd virgins on heem white knight)

mods = gods

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Doesn’t have to be Gracie approved to be good, especially if there’s only a few gyms in your area. You can still start getting the basics down

I invented toilet till

You invented being an incel on 4channel

I invented toilet canada

why is germany so into scat

Paige is pure and beautiful. I don't care what any of you incels say.

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Can't be pure with disgusting fake boobies

Why would you need a vasectomy?

You invented being a inceloid on 4channel

Canadian people are toilets that I invented

they wait til thursday to tell him?

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>fake tits
>tats
>partakes in gangbangs
pure as a peach b

her voice is nails on a chalkboard (because she got raped) and she attention whores like the damaged rape victim she is

they are just mad that they can't have her. I would really want her. I think she is really cute. If the germans had invented the automic bomb, would they have won the war? They couldn't have though, because hitler dismissed automic science as jewish science, and drove german jewish scientists into the hands of the allies, where they helped developed the bomb. Did you know that the germans couldn't keep up with tank production with the allies? The quality of their tanks was superb, but their process was streamlined for mass production like the United States. The US produced over 100,000 armored vehicles in the war, where as the germans didn't even do half of that. Engines convert energy into work.

>gets executed for 10k and brain damage

You invented bean an incel on 4channel

Probably on call for drill.

based schizophrenic poster

Did you know germany could never have won wwii?

Could two Khabibs beat Jon Jones?

Schaub never said anything about peaches. It is literally a dumb reddit meme.

>big nate as champ of the super hw division
best timeline

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MasVidal would HEEM khabib

yes, if he got ahold of him. His wrestling is just that much better. He fucking wrestled bears as a kid for christs sake

If they both got properly melanated before the fight

Unironically no

Schaub bless you brother

Unexpectedly, many of USSR's tank factories were actually built by the Americans.

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Based

Your mom got melanated by chuck liddell, the ice man

What is she doing with that squinty eyed cone head? She should be with a real man like me

How many Jon Jones would it take to beat BPS?

over 50 million people died in wwii.

*heems Liddell*
*heems you*
*heems that guy's mom*

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paige wasn't raped she lied just like she lied about being bullied for being too small and too pretty. her "life story" is revolves around her brother who is a convicted homosexual child molester

As bisping poop shit? I’m not sure honestly, maybe

The nazis exterminated over 6 million jewish souls in wwii

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Based /Tito/
Tito... is in.... my house
*shovels*

>casuals
So you’re saying more than that?

she's a tall dwarf like sean shelby with nothing going on between her ears why would you want to be with her

yes
jon jones is a ni

You should tell her that on Instagram

The Gorilla Till ain't finished yet

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no one talks about the millions of chinese civilians the japanese tortured and murdered during WWII really makes you think

We geddit sperg we geddit

She doesn’t read her dms, neither does Shevchenko. I’ve sent them plenty

I've got a patent on toilet till

Such a good fight. I want to watch it again

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You talking about unit 731?

That doesn’t mean they don’t read them. Try spamming her comments.

I'm gonna be honest. I hated T-Wood but I miss him as champ

Tyron toilet woodly

How would Jon Jones do in combat against a whermact soldier?

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>no longer the Woodleyweight division
I feel you. A bit sad desu

What semi automatic rifles will masvigod be buying with his 100K knockout and performance bonuses? Anyone who has a problem with this needs to be shot.

The New Zealand leader’s promise of tightened gun laws in the wake of the Christchurch mosque shootings has been widely welcomed by a stunned population.

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern said her Cabinet will consider the details of the changes on Monday. She has said options include a ban on private ownership of semi-automatic rifles that were used with devastating effect in Christchurch and a government-funded buyback of newly outlawed guns.

Is Uriah hall the best prospect in mma still?

Wonderboy
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Bob Ross
Maycee

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Prove it

Katona v Merab will be a banger and merab will take it home

I hated him too but I loved what he did to Le 0 significant strikes toilet scouser man

Ufc is gay

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Till got the last flush after Worley’s last performance.

Mixed toilet arts

That's like saying prove that Napolean invaded russia. It's just a expected historical fact. You can't prove 99 percent of the things you know. Prove you can build a computer. Build one from scratch. and then email me with your new computer. o wait you cant.

one things for sure, WME will try to make it more gay. This is what dana means when he says wait til you see what we do in the future

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If anyone disrespected Derrek Till infront of me i would heem you into a living hell

Somebody post the till KO please

I'm going to shout Darren's a bum to random people until I find you

motivated Masvidal is a fucking beast of a peach

shout toilet till instead so lithcuck can get some royalties from inventing it

It ain’t safe for the black or the white girls it ain’t safe it ain’t safe it ain’t safe it ain’t safe tell your man pipe up I’m a wife here

Enough with this peach propoganda. Schaub never mentioned peaches. Cut it out now!

fuck donovan till

Knowing you and the loser you were in high school, I bet you will end up getting fucked in the ass in know time. Remember that time the older kids shoved an Apple down your shirt? Yeah that’s what will happen again Ryan

is conduit a meme fighter?

It's not safe for the mooslims either. New zealand. Look into it

>tfw i could heem every here

I would feed you a 3 piece w/ soda

Id heem everybody itt, every last fucking ond of you

Nigger, the gooks killed more innocents than G*d. Wasn't just chinky winkys either, those yellow niggers had good h'white men doing slave labour. They'd do funky shit like transport weapons and supplies in boats marked as prisoner of war transports so they wouldn't get blown up. Meanwhile, their normal ships were transporting prisoners of war so crammed together that if you fell down you were dead of asphyxiation. Apparently men turned to vampirism and madly drank the blood of the other prisoners. And of course, those ships were frequently blown up, only for the survivors to be captured and put back to work.

What is heems stance on new members?

~millions of peaches, peaches for me~
~millions of peaches, peaches for free~

You guys actually all could probably heem me

Say that to my face *pucnches you so hard you fucking die*

Till wins the rematch

I have an iron chin m8, in unheemable

Masvidal won the decision
Till won the fight

*low calf kicks you*

*low calf kicks you*

Till would lose the rematch but win the trilogy

I have a bum right leg, you win this round m8

doo, I would clinch up and press you against the cage doing light work to keep the ref off for 5 minutes at a time, you got fucken nothing bruh

Till won his toilet license

COULD BE A CRACKHEAD

Agreed. Merab is so good he made Ricky Simon look slow

Hey pussy are you still there?

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Was the masvidal fight supposed to be a mirror of the cowboy fight? Why is this guy fighting washed up old dudes (and then losing on accident)

Darren is like the bizarro Conor, he'll be a plumber's apprentice by 28

can someone explain to a filthy casual why khabib hasnt defended this belt for ages ? when will he ?

Imo till is still the best mma fighter of all time and a triple champ together with mickey rourke who is also triple champ curremtly

If that fight were held anywhere but fucking new jersey he would have won an easy decision

Id lose every second of the fight then heem you in the last 10 seconds

he wouldn't do the anti bullying campaign or whatever it was the NSAC wanted him to

Based Leon Edwards

Is james vick still thinking world titles?

Hes fighting till for the flushed cutbaby world title

he will be back in november according to himself, it's because of nsac suspension because of the brawl in conor fight, and the ramadan too

he's just taking some personal time, soaking it all in remembering what's important; he'll be ready to defend in a few months and then begin the jump up to MW, my sources tell me he's got champ-champ on his mind

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Honestly, how would you deal with Theodoroux' style?

shave his head

Knock that nigger out cold in literally one punch

>Im ah fukken light heavyweight

Walk through his bullshit and clean him

Not EVERY peach has a pit, b

He is taking the same amount of time off as his retard friends who jumped Conor

Are you saying that you've listened to every second of Schaub produced and related content? Cause join the club, my guy!

>reddit spacing

If you dont like Khabib for jumping out of the cage then you probably have man boobs and no real opinions other than what Yea Forums tells you.

Whoops

he's like 50 user

Um... yeaahhh... hunnid percent agree but I disagree

Ducking GOATren

I love how Israel is a 30 year old man but hes such an autist that people think he is like some 19 or 20 year old kid.

ladies and ladies
please stand

youtube.com/watch?v=jzXt7YvK9Hw

>he cant be schizo eddie bravo must have poisoned him
I think you might be schizo ivan

hello i was browsing the internet and seem to have come across this website and this page.
i do not like the image you have used at the top, for the Original post. Could you delete it?

so the next true lightweight title fight will be Khabib vs Poirier

not sure how I feel about this

if he doesnt walk out to this when they fight im gonna shit myself in rage

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Charge your phone

*chuckles*
I-I'm here.

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Are there any anime with good mma? I’m asking for someone else.

manga not anime but teppuu is good

i just typed "mma anime" into google image and found pic related
>ziiiip

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baki the grappler tournament arc

He’s suspended for the post fight brawl after the McGregor fight

>incel arguments

Who would be the 4th #1 seed in an open weight MMA tournament?

Jon Jones
Daniel Cormier
Brendan Schaub
?

it's fake he could have created a white character what a weirdo

just heem 'em

simple as

Darren Till was winning until he lost.

Favorite female mma fighter? Mine is

khabib is a loose cannon given masvidal a title shot before the cte kicks in, especially since colby will be ww champion and i really don't want to see masvidal wrestlefucked by woodley or usman

weird desu, the gas chamber looks like a train

Jessica Andrade. She taught me that not all homosexuals are scum.

Tiger

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IM GOING TO BE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME MAATE.

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marion reneau

It's all a mountain of lies. And those trains literally couldn't even go up mountains.

wonder whose boat that is

Ya kant take the regula poth If ya want tbe tha graest

and shit

> (((white))) nigger
why would you come out to this jew power shit?

Hows Tony

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WB
J-Will
Makdessi
Figueiredo
Peña
Maycee Barber

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Till has been heemed more time than punk (1-0)

>Schaub never said anything about peaches
I think you'd be surprised

If can't deduce why that is without jumping straight to >Jews, you're a legit brainlet

Has a hype train been derailed harder than Darren Till? Is he going to be on the prelims the next time he fights?

if ya dont like peaches ya cant be my friend

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Huh. Why's that?

JRC

Is Macy Barber really black, or just tanned? I mean she's super athletic, strong and coordinated.

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she has one "black" grandparent I believe so you could never really tell unless somebody told you.

t. angry racist
try not to shoot any women in the back of the head tomorrow

her dads not black so im guessing no

>arm hair
DEEEEROPPEDDD

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certified niggress

I see, well she's certainly a genetic freak like Holly.
That still doesnt mean she beats Aldrich who is very crafty, i mean if you give someone weird to these prospects theres a 50% chance they dont know wtf to do.

>Stephen Thompson vs. Anthony Pettis
Wait

This fight is real?

give her a chance to go full PVZ

scrub nigger got btfo worse than till
three pieced and glided on

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Hes probably the most popular fighter on Reddit atm lol

Anthony Pettis
Justin Willis
John Makdessi
Jussier Formiga
Steven Peterson
JJ Aldrich Justin Willis

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thompson
blaydes
makdessi
figueiredo
peterson
barber

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> gunnar does gay "call on me" dance
> Darren Till decides to show ass on IG Live
> both get soundly beaten

Reminder, gays NEVER win

how does Pettis beat Wonderboy?

naked overhand right in the first

RNC

You are wrong, lookup Dave mira pro bike trick guy. CTE made him nuckin futz.

Shev is awesome the rest of WMMA is a joke

>going AWOL for peanuts

>three pissbreaks

yikes. i live in Chicago and I was considering going since I had a great time at 225 but suddenly I think I'd rather save my money to be completely desu

showtime via sub(triangle choke) 2nd
blaydes via tko(gnp) 2nd
jesus via sub(kimura) 3rd
figueiredo via ko(elbows) 1st
pena via dec
barber via dec

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>tfw I want to begin practicing a heem martial art but I live in pupuzuela and all we have is shitty karate and Tkd Mcdojos in my city
>All the proper fighting sports (wrestling, boxing, judo) are government funded which means they are defunct and completely abandoned
>the actual decent private academies are for kenpo or shotokan karate there is not a single shotokan dojo in the whole city
Living here is truly suffering

>Win 1 (One) fight
>#6
How is this allowed?

Till was winning until he lost

Do you even have electricity or food?

just move to miami, half of venezuela already has

>win
Don't even know about that.

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he does a sick flip, and thompson verbally taps due to fear

Robbie got slept, I like Robbie but he did.

this bitch, idk her name and i've never seen her fights but she's hot

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go practice fighting for food in the street

Any cope from toilet till yet?

it was an early stoppage but robbie wasn't getting out of it

I don't think he was out but it's all good as long as he gets a rematch.

ANYBODY WHO MAKES PICKS BEFORE WEIGH-INS IS A DUMB NIGGER!
there I said it

Sometimes fighters look like shit at weigh-ins and go back to normal as soon as they rehydrate. Even weigh-ins aren't a sure tell

not quite sure he's woken up yet

hasn't tweeted or anything since the event. i don't like him but i feel kind of bad

Luke at 205 is gonna be a straight munster.

yeah he said you should lose weight

is it true he pissed hisself?

it's not just for how they look though, anything could happen, when Cains knee popped a few weeks ago everybody knew what it meant; you may get a guy that comes in 6 pounds over or a guy who was sick but is gonna battle through or the elevator could drop and the fights off. It's just too early imo, even for a team sport. It's also only relevant to anybody gambling, with their money

Same. Sure he's a hypebabby can, but if you were pushed by the UFC you would wholeheartedly accept the favorable matchups/promotion/marketing. Gotta back it up though, but he couldnt and got his death simulated instead. KO of the year so far

Plenty of food, electricity comes and goes as it pleases, I have a job that allows me to eat well and spend some bit of money in meaningless luxuries like for me or my children
I'm a self hating spic I'd rather go to a not Caribbean place, Texas, Arizona, Utah are more of my liking

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Only poor commies have to do that and they deserve it for electing communist leaders to begin with.

Yikes

Can I go to venezuela with a few brazilian bucks or maybe some canned food and fuck some barely legal chicks for cheap?

fighting is for barbarians, true men of wisdom simply watch the fights and criticise the competitors for their mistakes

as the hired hands please their wife

nice to see someone who hates the maneuvering of the ufc but still has some empathy. masvidal has been my boy for a brick but i stopped cheering when i saw till crying in the middle of the octagon

Nah I'd rather not get KO'd by LW's

Not a single kyokushin dojo*** sheeeit my bad

I don't think heem would have been as good lately if Toilet Till didnt get flushed and Leon Edwards didnt get his 3 piece w/ soda

Where were you when Masvidal saved heem?

arizona is based. still lots of spanish people but less humid and less trashy, better place to raise kids too

>FOR SURE ALDO HAS CONOR SHOOK

-Every retard that posts shit like you

Just watch some YouTube video and heem your dad or 6 brothers for practice

You just sound like a stupid bitch

>or the guy in the elevator
Yeah and the fight got called off. What does that have to do with anything? Are you one of those retards that buys into “le overweight fighter wins xD” meme too? Dumb bitch

>reality is static

I think Werdum would fuck Jon up

No, my hue friend those times are lone gone, Venezuela has become ridiculously expensive, the food we make here cost more to buy it here than the food we import to first world countries like USA, it's retarded and it doesn't make sense but that's how it is, you can come here and do whatever the fuck you want but you'll need some fair amount of cash

Eddie should have ducked Conor. Till is a can.

based

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I'm booking it right now

but you are a stupid bitch
>Are you one of those retards that buys into “le overweight fighter wins xD” meme too
maybe, maybe not, it's information though, and information is a good thing when you're gambling, with your money. There have been so many occasions where info has come out during the week that would affect a bet I can't believe any retards would argue against this simple piece of gambling wisdom:
>Place your bets as late as you can, you never know what new information will come out
go be a fag and throw your money away, I don't give a fuck, retard

Werdum is flushed

My dad has been dead for decades now and my brother is an actual judo black belt so I'd probably get my shit pushed in

nobody really knows how fights are going to play out, betting on mma is a lost cause

>im astupid wif baby bird brains

based

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nobody knows
except me

t. never won the picks

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I mean he's right about it being smarter to place bets late, as long as you're not completely confident in a fighter. Sometimes MMA media gets it totally wrong and the odds are skewed but those fights are rare and you usually can't spot them unless you've been following a guy for a while

some people pay to get their shit pushed in

>its information though
For retards. If you couldn’t pick the fight before the weigh ins or someone missed weight you didn’t know shit to begin with. This isn’t betting, its fighting. And I’d heem your ass to the Schaubrealm

5 niggers in all holes

the picks are meaningless, it's typically 3-4 guys you've heard of and a bunch of no-names
make parleys with the guys you're familiar with

>I don't have an argument

Yeah you don’t.

>I mean he's right about it being smarter to place bets late
>best to bet after the betting lines shift
kek

puerto ricans are white

>i know, i'll get a bunch of stars drawn on my body like an 11 year old girl's trapper keeper

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you are actually a casual

I would choke your head off of your body

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>still can't think of nothing

for the last fn i didn't know philips, and the only guy i knew on the prelims was ige. did you really know all of them?
maybe i am a cazzie

>still talking in cte circles because he’s too stupid to evaluate the actual fights themselves

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>I'd rather go to a not Caribbean place, Texas, Arizona, Utah are more of my liking
Can you like, stay where you are and try to fix things yourself. Thank you.

Why do you care? He's not trying to go to Australia because Australia is shit.

khabib is better at striking than askren, askren would beat khabib up

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Piss off back to mexico, Paco.

what did masvidal say again? the 3 pizzas and a coca Cola? hahahaha epic crazy gangster khabib smesh

>Hi Mr Bookie? Yeah it's user, hey listen I know this is a huge favor but is there anyway I could scratch Cain Velasquez off of my 5 fight parlay? Yeah yeah I know but it's just that I saw that open workout and man, I just I don't even know what I was thinking... No? No you can't do that? Ok yeah I understand that's cool, I'll talk to ya next Sunday, you know how I like to make my picks early

I live here, bitch. What are you doing to do from your shit island in the middle of the sea?

>I gave him the 3 piece and a coke
or something like that

>10k

Lad you are 90k away from buying anything worth having

>conor looks awful!!! chad has this in the bag!!!
>tcity cteing max xD

>I live here, bitch
No you hopped the border, and my desert island is better then every inch of land south of the US border.

Less humid, hot as fuck, republican, few commies, guns, what's not to like

EVERY FOOKIN ONE OF YAS ARE GETTIN IT

Askren has Jake Paulesque head movement

Thompson
Blaydes
Pinedo
Figueiredo
Pena
Barber

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spoken like a true zoomer retard who doesn't realize what down payments and mortgages are

oppa hot balls style

...

poor

real new

>south of the US border
Why would I care? Check the flag, faggot. I'm here and you can't make me leave.

let's hope your parents don't cut you off once you graduate college

No, I don't own jack shit to this country, my countrymen decided their fate when they voted for communist and I feel no silly attachment for the random piece of land I was born, having said that I never said I was actually moving to the US or straya for that matter, I have no money or family that could potentially help me begin a life there