/hoc/

remember the last time the Leafs made the ECF? edition

>Sunday
NJ @ COL, 3 pm (1 pm Mountain)
STL @ BUF, 5 pm
NYI @ MIN, 6 pm (5 pm Central)
VAN @ DAL, 7 pm (6 pm Central)
PHI @ PIT, 7:30
FLA @ ANA, 9 pm (6 pm Pacific)
EDM @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

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The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada and will win the 2019 Stanley Cup Finals.

Get loud Caniacs. #TakeWarning

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"No."

Late and schedule included. DO NOT

>still being this confident

>fartwood

start of thread reminder that tavares IS overrated shit

Fuck off, Sam.

This is the post.

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Leafs aren't making it past the 1st round

LAINATION LOCK IN
WWA

To the guy who made the real pacific hours pic:
Thank you. You inspired me to spend over 2 hours working on this piece of sheit

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New York Rangers Kakko :DDD

>Laine played another three hours of Fortnite today
So no goals for the rest of March?

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Nathan’s is fucking gross. All hot dogs are gross (I only cook the vegan/vegetarian ones) but Nathan’s is a special kind of bad.

I bet you use mustard too, don’t you, cuck?

>with the first overall pick in the 2019 nhl entry draft, the edmonton oilers select kaapo kakko

Looks like you got fucked up son

>i prefer my athletes to bang whores, do drugs and beat their family members

THIS THREAD WAS LATE. THE ANIME FAGGOT SUNBELT CASUAL MADE IT. IF I EVER HAD AN EXCUSE TO ROLL THROUGH YOUR DILAPIDATED DISASTER PRONE NIGGER RICH FAGGOT INFESTED HELLHOLE ID MAKE YOU WISH YOU HOPPED ON THE SAME PLANE JEFF SKINNER ESCAPED ON.

then the alarm clock goes off

Just a reminder that Leafs won't make it past the SCF because retarded leafs fans will pay the same amount as a mortage payment for one laffs game during the regular season when they haven't won a round in over a decade. He will let Sunbelt teams and a few northern American teams in to keep their fanbase coming back. Nothing personal kids.

MUSTARD BAD
SUGARY TOMATO PASTE GOOD
I bet your favorite food is chicken tenders you manchild.

and kaapo wakes up in a bed next to bulju

Rory youre gay

>91544841

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>the absolute state of leafs
dont make us burn down toronto again like we did in 1813

Two busts one bed

kek

Grapes on suicide watch
youtube.com/watch?v=oWAu2CY07Ao

Oh look. The underage redditcuck who pretends to like mustard because it’s “more adult like” is back. Fuck off.

>Lindros fucked my wife and I took her back, but I got a cup

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gg debbies

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Gas yourself fucking aspie

If you don't like the EXACT same things as I do you're the following:
>reddit
>sunbelt
>soi
>numale

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Mustard is the only condiment that belongs on hot dogs you stupid cucks.

how to get a mongol hockey waifu?

Little Caesar's jalapeno cheese dip is the best sauce

Based Irish lad
Erin go brah

torontobelt is the best belt

What about pickle relish
or sauerkraut
or onions
or cheese

>PROCESSED SOI MEAT-BYPRODUCT GOOD

Both mustard and ketchup are Reddit. In fact, condiments in general are, by definition, for children. Enjoy the food for itself, not as a delivery device for your shitty sugar paste.

Oil, vinegar, and salt are the only exceptions

Jesus christ, Sam.

No. Only mustard. All other condiments are for brats or my dick to serve to your mom.

>cancer laden pork intestine, lips and assholes
no thanks

Bratwurst is a type of German sausage made from veal, beef, or most commonly pork.

How can one man be so wrong?

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You retards literally can’t go 10 post without talking about food AGAIN

Fuck this unfunny shit and fuck off to /ck/

>SAUCE BAD
>OIL AND VINEGAR GOOD
I bet you're the kind of faggot that prefers his noodles with nothing on them

How about I rape your fucking mouth

>mustard
>sugar paste
There’s literally no sugar in mustard. The whole bottle is only like 40kcals.

i like mine with only mustard too, it's a german thing i think

Don't engage /pol/

I only eat noodles with butter and salt

>and I took her back
Nah, he tried to stay married to her just to maintain appearances for their kids, but he gave up and ditched her pretty quickly.

.

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You're fucking retarded.

fucking disguisting
you actually have the palate of a 4 year old

whats the difference between bratwurst and frankfurter?

I gave your mom a nice 4 year old palate last night

Imagine having an argument about wieners and buns on a Burmese pottery chat forum.

Well aren't you just a fucking faggot

/hoc/ - Hockey General

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just learned what an Alabama hot pocket was

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Really wanna go camping lads

Canada burned down the White House in 1814 and the Americans never recovered from the embarrassing defeat.

same

What about a Boston pancake

>1993 was the last year that a Canadian team won a cup
Lol

one time when i was younger and went camping with my friends we saw 2 coyotes doing it

>bothering to respond

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Were talking shop over here until Junior A playoff games start, then Im turning the radio on and signing off

Amerilards make the thread about food again, really activates my almonds

Huh

for me, its lightly salted almonds

le me being whiter than you

Finns show very little if any Mediterranean and African genes but on the other hand almost 10% of Finnish genes seem to be shared with Siberian populations. Nevertheless, more than 80% of Finnish genes are from a single ancient Northeastern European population, while most Europeans are a mixture of 3 or more principal components.

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Buttered almonds are better

Almonds are a food, just sayin'.

Obseething
>not smoked
Pleb

For me it's Blue Diamond Smoke flavored Almonds

Candied almonds are superior. Especially if you get them served in a plastic cone with a twist tie

Ditch almonds altogether and go for glazed pecans -- a staple of any decent hockey arena.

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You bitches are on notice

A true sunbelt nut.

i thought finland was the place where russians dumped off their weak children

Walnuts only grow in areas of 80% white or higher, so not sunbelt

>demand these little bitches do something about Us
OH LORD HE COMIN HIDE YO BABY YOU YOUR CHILD

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pecans =/= walnuts

so in 20 years there wont be anywhere to grow almonds?

Cashews are my favorite, along with pistachios, but they’re so god damned expensive? What nut gets me the most bang for my buck? Hate peanuts, but it seems they’re the only cheap ones.

Cashews are the kino nut Pistachios a close second, prove me wrong

whats your favorite snack to eat while watching hockey?

got some nuts right here for you that are free, lad

(now they are talking about nuts)

Imagine if his own thread got reported and then removed for being "off-topic."
Like wouldn't that be a hoot.

your mom likes my salted nuts

pistachios are so expensive because the jews hate iran and wont let us import from them

Talk about THESE nuts

Pecans are for fags, walnuts are better.

I call making next thread

just smelled my nuts, lads

Will I be okay strong duck?

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hello. is this /hoc/?

My nuts smell like old semen and musky, can I get this scent bottled?

I honestly don't know anymore.

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For me, it's n*gger toes

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why would they care what we discuss?

will my favorite nhl team win a cup in my lifetime?

haha owned

okay duck, I will reroll

>haha
Wew

David's jalepeno hot salsa sunflower seeds

i just want the >rags fan to lick the bench

Will I ever overcome my rampant alcoholism?

I hope you're all eating corned beef today

Found the sunbelter

Why is Ted so cringey?

will i ever get a grill to sit on my face?

I just want a woman to lick my penis

>eating foodstuffs that you have to spit back out of your mouth
no

not a fan of corned beef and cabbage tee bee aitch

Will a woman ever lick 's penis?

Salty bags of pennies.

based

>Imagine if his own thread
Wait, I have a thread??
Dedicated to the Tipping Balls Guy??
>where the fuck is it??? There better be shit load of tits.. ( . )( . )

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Eww

Will /hoc/ ever stop with the unfunny cuck tier food discussion instead of going to /ck/?

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>thinking mild salsa is spicy
weak genes lads

really tired of this schizophrenic gimmick everyone keeps trying

The amount of people that just keep posting the strong duck pic proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board. All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments and rolls for digits, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous. Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4channel

Life is pointless and I'm always tired

cuteka
youtube.com/watch?v=EYJVv0-Ucv0

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

it's the Stanley Cup Final btw. You are making sound like it's a series of games.

Wild Cup 2020

No bully other teams.

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But WE'RE the STATE of HOCKEY you desne motherfucker
You can't bully us we're inherently BETTER than YOU

Based

thinking about Jordan Eberle's message but i cant seem to remember it

what the fuck is going on lads

classic you, big dumb idiot

Soiled my diaper

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this desu

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unfortunately true in my case

bout to take a shower

>the state of /hoc/

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i would love to stick my penis inside of her vagina or butthole if you understand what I mean

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she's jewish

I don't understand, can you elaborate?

no

And?

google it

...

if you could only eat one thing while watching hockey for the rest of your life, what would you choose? explain why and describe taste.

I love this holiday because it's an excuse to drink all day
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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>mild pooper play

Thinking about odd man rushes

Your mom’s pussy

pussy
>why
because
>taste
fantastic

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mr dubs you forgot to explain why and describe taste

Eric Staal is a faggot

cake, because you are what you eat

Is going to the gym still worth it? I need results, Strong Duck

Incels

will the janitors finally eliminate the strong duck menace from /hoc/?

Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam box!

Imagine hiring an old baby to be your coach

I'm from illinois.

Don't laugh at me you faggot I need answers

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fuck off cornbelter

...

still havent got my janny acceptance email yet but im still holding on to hope it will come on monday!

be careful in chicago, there are lots of murderers there

fuck off shitcongoan

New Yea Forums Banner Contest with a chance to win a Yea Forums Pass! See the contest page for details.

Illinois is sunbelt and also gay

I would choose a giant meal that contains everything edible in the entire world

do janitors at least get a free Yea Forums pass?

Corn Chips and Hot Salsa
With a dark beer on the side

Gym and working out in general only help if your diet is good as well

One more time for good measure

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gonna be a janitor but keep up posts that are really based but always delete posts from rags, laffs, and canes fans and of course will always delete cric

New board for Yea Forums Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts

>rags, laffs, and canes
one of these is not like the others

Ferland gloves were kino

>Very Important Posts
>The entire board is shitposting on the same level as Yea Forums

>mad
>at corn

Must be a manlet

Get more pissed kids.

I’m old enough to be your dad

KANE'S A RAPE-IST
*clap* *clap* *clap clap clap*

2% or 4% cottage cheese?

Large or small curds?

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Why isn't there any blue on the Panthers uniform? It's mostly red and gold. I don't get it.

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If you're as old as my dad I'm surprised you know how to use a computer.

>eating goblin cum

skyr

/mlb/ owns ya uh

is she planning on peeing in the snow?

>Stay scared m8

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She has to cool off the heat that's coming off of her cooter.

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Puigs having a hell of an afternoon and MY Reds are winning the base bowl tbhon

Business idea: /hoc/ does a March madness bracket. Winner gets to buy me a new truck, loser gets my old car

Get more dicks in your butt faggot

No Sam

>basketball
>college basketball, no less

Its a win win. I get a truck and one of you get a car, plus we can watch sports together. A sport sunbelters understand even

This
>tfw the flat hell off Central Illinois

imagine the steam coming off of it

Question: why are the Wild so bad?

Canucks-Stars

Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
What a laughably bad franchise
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?

they really fucked up the vegas expansion draft.

Based

i dont think white sunbelters understand any sport except for competitive incest and tractor pulls

Obsessed

>n-n-no u

angry fatbelter detected

Obsessed and seething

Are there lots of anti-Whites in Canada?

91547517
this fatbelter is absolutely BOILING mad right now

Just report them all for racism.

Koivu is max autismo

where is the obesitybelt?

Thank goodness Doc is calling the game.

Obsessed.

who fucked up worse, the wild or the poo jackets

I just figured /hoc/ would be a nice place for friendly White people to hang out with each other.

Jealousy isnt a good look.

Thinking about punching Sam right in the fucking face

same place as the sunbelt

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>Jealousy isnt a good look.

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Look at him repeat himself, and give me free (You)s
This sunbelter is SEETHING in his shitstained computer chair right now.

lol holy shit those pens uniforms

How long till McDavid fucks off to Toronto?

>Thinking about punching Sam right in the fucking face

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>leafs
>able to pay mcdavid
more like vegas or vancouver

>Raleigh and Nashville are snowbelt
Based.

Sam weighs 315 pounds and uses a scooter at Walmart

>The Minnesota Wild traded Alex Tuch in exchange for Vegas selecting Erik Haula and a conditional third-round pick in the 2017 or 2018 NHL Entry Draft.[20]
then both of them ended up being serviceable players for the golden knights. the mild literally gave away 2 players for nothing.

>Walmart
*Sobeys

Went to florida once, the whole place stunk like lowtide and there was old people and crackheads everywhere. I got bit by so many mosquitos and I'm pretty sure I got food poisoning from eating the garbage they call food.

Yup, go Canes

I have a very bad feeling about this game

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Big fan of this recent influx of caniacs.

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Truly the home of hockey

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youtube.com/watch?v=L0VPVawpN8E

*catches you open ice with your head down and blows you up*

Flyers v pens

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

california is snowbelt lads

>Mcdavid on the canucks
Stop making my balls wet

Seething and obsessed by me much faggot retard?

1. Hinge
2. Tinder
3. OkCupid

9001. Bumble.
90000001. Coffee meets bagel

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wheres grindr?

literally and unironically shaking right now bros. keep puking in the toilet every 20 mins, and cant tell if im hot or cold. at what point should a person with the flu go to hospital?

This should be called back for the same reason that the Nashville no-goal on Luongo at the end of last season was.

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more fans on /hoc/ than irl

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>hinge
>not Anastasia Date

>Tee eff
>Tee pee

they are truly /hoc/'s team

>MILD

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Looks like I struck a nerve fatty

tough it out and keep downing liquids.
try to get some anti-nausea pills
if its not better tomorrow night then make a trip to the ER and don't forget to bring a tip

Beats me especially knowing the old jerseys had top tier aesthetic. The current ones aren't bad at all though

>Yeo
>Excellent coach

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;^)

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Babyface and old baby BTFO

So you just gonna talk about the canes again instead of the other games going on?

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>can only see four rows
>still empty seats
lmao dumb sunbelters

Has whatever team you root for won a cup in this millenium?

fuck of blues

Is Trotz the most based coach in the league?
We could talk about your sister's pussy instead

You can thank the Canadians who claim to hate them even though they can't ever stop talking about them. I'm starting to think that they all secretly like them.

Imagine supporting a team that hasn't won a cup before. Must be terrible

Looks like you came up with a narrative you won't abandon because if we meet up you know I'd fucking throttle you

>he's still replying

>this refpuck for the wild

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>allowing Nashville to have a team
The NHL was a mistake

They'd have to hose the remnants of your fat ass off the street after I got done with you

>because if we meet up you know I'd fucking throttle you

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>most based coach in the league
I'm thinking Roderic Jean

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Reminder winnipeg was "gifted" the single worst professional hockey franchise of the 00's and retarded fat jew let veg ass hand pick their squad because instead of giving the previous owner money some *other* fat retarded jew gave him 500 million dollars to go out and kill some people at a country concert and half a team of Junior A kids

>refpuck
Sorry, lad. Greiss took his legs out.

Couple things to unpack here kiddo.
Where did you get this notion?
Why are you here? Serious. Sunbelters aren't allowed.
Where do you live? Lets meet halfway. Make it happen

who's the messi of hockey?

Eat my ass you fucking subhuman mongrel

>still mad at that call
It wasn't a goal

>needs refpuck to tie the game

Fuck minisomalia

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crosby

>tfw you try some meme shit that you used to do with your friends when you were 14 and it actually works in the fucking NHL

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good evening leafs nation

based tim

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>tfw have to poop but out of tp

butthurt puerto rican jew detected

Jake Guentzel

now that strong duck has been dealt with we can get back to hockey. whats your favorite wiener to eat while watching hockey?

>still mad at that call
>It wasn't a goal
You misunderstand, friend. I agree that it wasn't a goal.
I was bringing it up as precedent for the call in the game tonight.

>refpuck
Genuinely don't understand why you think Greiss should be allowed to put his goal stick into somebody's abdomen like that.

>state of hockey
>needs endless power plays to score

yeah nah

Mild lose 5-1 check the digits niggers

>I won't *actually* meet up with you because I'm utterly petrified of a Canadian man that focuses most of his training on neck
So not only are you a pussy, you lack a rudimentary level of confidence. You're fucking dumb, obviously. But maybe you're smarter than I give you credit by turning this down.

>check the digits niggers
>16
So the Islanders lose 1-6?

Think I'll have a sandwich for dinner

why are you talking to yourself

>I won't *actually* meet up with you
Literally no one in the world has any reason to go to Winnipeg.

>all of that people saying the n word

Digusting. Why do mods allow this

just hose it off

negus

>Minnesota feed starts shilling the dykepuck cup in between the whistles
NYI feed it is.

I don't beat up retards no matter how tough they think they are, sorry

they need to start paying the janis

toot

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i got warned for saying the n word yesterday

And now you get your refpuck in return lel
rent free, manlet

WHAT?
I don't live in winnipeg retard. Too many chugs there. And I already said ill meet you half way

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>not listening to based butchie and burke anyway

lets go bud

why are there 'n words' in /hoc/ in the first place?

>mild

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THIS IS A SFW FORUM PLEASE STOP

Sorry lad, I don't know these characters. Just passing through since >my team isn't playing today.

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its obviously you sam

t. Sam

I'm not talking to myself idiot

N

I

DONT DO IT PLEASE

G

reminder that hockey IS a secret club with strict rules about who can and can not post.

E

Wow... way to ruin people's fun

L

L

B&R

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scared yet?

BASED /hoc/ DOG

>bloose fans think they'll get past the first round
Motion to make StL sunbelt

>mild
>needing to call absolutely anything happen

howling

C'mon based Isles

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If the refs can stop sucking the wilds dick then you should be fine

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The only things I legitimately dislike are dogs and people that chew like dogs

You're a dog, Sam.

>Sam is self-hating
Pottery

2nd biggest in the world (not north america)

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we all know mohamed you people don't like dogs, we get it

YOURE A FUCKING DOG AND ID PUT YOU DOWN LIKE ONE. TIE A ROPE AND BALL TO THE WHEEL AND WHEN YOU COME CRYING AFTER MY CAR ID HIT THE GAS AND SNAP YOUR NECK

Imagine being Sam

Only counts because India is involved
Which they shouldn't count because they're a fourth world shithole

>please pay attention to our streetshitters, rich white /hoc/

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Shall be reporting this post Sam

only counts becus the world outside of canada and america is involved

shant

my wifes son just read this over my shoulder and he is in TEARS. i come to 4channel to discuss topics in a sfw environment. potty mouths like you are the reason cnn hates us.

SHALL be beating the mild so we dont have shitty inbred state of hockey faggots in these NHL playoffs

Wild aren’t losing to jew yorkers

Based long island boys

Rather rude of you, lad.

wtf I thought they wanted to tank anyways.

You currently are, yes.

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Moooooooooooddsssssssssss

What hockey team do they play for?

Sid?

Only because the refs literally stole a goal from us.

i audibly say "based" whenever i reply to a based post or see one when on /hoc/

if you put the 5 best hockey players vs the 2 best cricket players the hockey players would win by alot

Blah blah blah

most excellent b8, you shitlord

JOHN TAVARES

Season tickets are just league-approved scalping

lots of edgy teens here

Something special brewing in Carolina

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Connor McDavid

GO LEAFS GO

You replied to it

youtube.com/watch?v=-Khhk6dRsmg

ha ha they showed the thing

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i was asking why are there blacks in /hoc/?

should have been a penal shot

WHERE'S YOUR JAMMIES

Better not be

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I appreciate a talented shitlord.

I say based and cringe around home and sometimes at the office
My hot frothy cum festering in your mom's pussy. It's a shame she's so old. Your younger brother will come out just as retarded as you. I have smart semen but your mom's old and her pussy is stupid

based and KKKpilled

>nearly 400 posts
>only 60 users
Dead general desu

Minnesoda is sdade of hoggey :DDDDD

Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger

No , you !

autism is a strong repellent

most of Yea Forums doesnt meet the strict requirements to post in /hoc/

>penal shot

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You first

If only.

more like penis shot lmao

Got a real cracker of a post saved up for next thread

>/hoc/

and as we know, /hoc/ is the most autistic general

yes that was what I was trying to imply

/hoc/ has:
>blinking guy poster
>benis poster
>swedes
>finns
>leafs
>beaver poster

RIP the entire island of New York

>islosers

We are all /beav/ posters

Stupid clutter not checking spurgeon

leafs should be at the TOP of that list

FUCKING REFS ARE CLINICALLY RETARDED

does anyone else secretly eat cereal at night? i only do it when no one is around so its more of a personal ritual.

are you ashamed of it? night time cereal is pretty based 2bqwyl

>he doesnt /nightbran/

>having cereal in the house
>buying cereal
for what purpose

Fuck niggers

i only ate cereal when i was a kid

I try to do everything at night because I feel dirty when ugly subhumans (95% of the population) look at me

Yes all the time

>when ugly subhumans (95% of the population)
think it's probably more like 5% lad

Aren’t you Chinese Lmao

Gas yourself fat face

100% white (Iranian)

i did it once when i was in grade school having a sleep over. my two friends started making fun of me and then beat me with socks full of pogs. ever since that i avoid eating it when others are around.

KEK
ALLAH AKBAR

You're filling out your bracket, right user? There's still time to burn before the playoffs

sorry to hear that

i dated a persian (iranian) girl in grades 8-10 and she was white as fuck. muslim though and her last name was hussein. then 9/11 happened.

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>91549400
Well-crafted bait.

Are you lads ready for summer?

>Iranian
>white
Lmao nope

was she in one of the planes?

How fucking old are you?

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yes insh'allah

old enough to be your mom

You know what dude. Fuck you in particular

>zoomers
they are going to run this country in the future and that frightens me

>responding to Canadians
dude what are you doing

every generation thinks similarly of the younger generation

did she sit on your face?

Shut up chink

can barzal actually do something besides be flashy for fucks sake?

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why do 19 year old zoomers think they invented the internet
yes actually

Just because zoomers are dumb now doesn't mean that they won't get smarter as the grow up. You know... like any kids do.

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*flosses*

No not because he said rip New York but because he gave credit for my joke to this guy

Would have been 3-2 had the refs not been incompetent

*zooms by you flossing*
"Nothing personal boomers"

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fuck you for using tik tok cancer

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nobody here learned by making mistakes. we are all perfect.

based isle landers

Ah yes, the classic 3on3 hockey to decide important games at the end of the year. Really gets you in the mood for 5on5 playoff hockey.

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zoomers are simply a product of the society that raised them you big dumb idiot

What a gorgeous young women, I bet she has fun watching hockey. Win or lose

>refs literally deciding the outcome of games this late into the season
Refs shouldn’t be allowed to overturn plays. It’s fucking stupid

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Is there a better trio than guac, beer, and weed?

I think you might be the stupid one, user.

Minisomalia can get FUCKED

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>no one challenges the play
>no one is complaining about the outcome
>”HURRR NAH IT WASNT GOOD” *cashes check from FO*

youtu.be/_87OGv0pQIM

>ping pongs wearing their meme jerseys at home
>didn't let the Flyers wear their matching jerseys
What faggy spoilsports.

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based

Onion rings

At least they're doing physical activity and most of them look to be in decent shape.

I have hope for zoomers. They do what they fucking want 100% and that's something the world needs. They watch, hear, learn about something and they jump into it without hesitation.

Hey philly can you at least help us out?

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does the blooming onion from outback count as onion rings?

It’s tasty

no it doesn’t, you already asked this, the answer won’t change.

this 2bh

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Fatass

it's the vince mcmahon walk you fucks not mcgregor's

Fuck off to Alberta.

>is an orb a ring?

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I like to eat cereal after smoking weed

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I'll allow it
Their steak doesn't count as steak though

I mean Yea Forums and /hoc/ are really the same brother

grow the fuck up kid

Fuck off

what are you favorite strains?

can be both you sperg.

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DUDE

>ME SOI ME SOI HAHAHA WEED SOI SOI
This is literally you

i need a larger sample size ya simp
it opens up into semi-rings of fried onion ya simp

No it doesn’t. It opens up into sticks. They cut the top of the onion off, just like your dick was you semite

nice my dude, but it could use one more thing

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>taking obvious bait

lmao

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

>4 posts early

fuck off borat

What the fuck are you talking about?

>sugary cereal
children

NEW!

Kek

that weed and cereal or is always automatic (You)s for retards on here that froth at the mouth over degeneracy

S/0-ylent alcoholic beverages

I find, I only want to eat shit food after having shit weed. Good weed makes me hate that I'm eating bad foods, and it makes me want to think, think about those areas our collective hive mind brains don't want to think about. It's part and parcel of visiting this shithole on a regular basis for the last 10 or so years.

Oh, not /hoc/ by the way, just this chan in general. /hoc/ is cool, as ice hockey is a fun sport that can be enjoyed by all in winter seasons. It's a great place to invest public money.