Unofficial /turnleft/ cup series Fontana thread: Cancerous package edition

>muh racist
"Racism" is the modern version of "heresey" against the church, and just as cancerous.

>tfw NNIN
>tfw bubba kisses his white gf

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get ready, virgins

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i'd pay good money to see larry mac comin from the top rope

Found the fag

I don't want a faggoty step ladder for my sierra

does austin dillon's wife actually fuck black guys or is it just a meme?

NASCAR = fans
F1 = customers

It's always here shitting up our threads.

>146 wins in meme races

Yeah no

ok hun

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What is

racism

Choke on BBC nigger lover

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>some (((broadcaster))) thought a segment of old dudes running on the track would be a good idea

You see

Quit shitting up our thread with your cancer, please.

cute babe

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no, racism needs to stop in Nascar.
seems like your shitting this thread up just responding to me.

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fuck i don't think I'll be able to watch the race
>inb4 gimmie wins and i miss it

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Took a personal trip across town yesterday.

Who /miss bobby/ here

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not happening unless he takes 1/2 the field out.

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I fucking hate Mikey so much

Rolling for winner

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why? Hes a functioning retard. Only comes around so often, embrace it.

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DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR

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why does he dress like such an old man?

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freanking epic my sir

Is Dillon going to win?

why do you keep giving that slut attention?

>muh god

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i support content creators

no

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eh

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I know that DiBenidetto is reddit-core but I still root for him because he's managed to build a career the hard way. Lotta respect for the guy

>non whites are shitting up literally everything

Let me at least keep my nascar white goddammit

Reminder I would draft behind you the whole race and then pass on the last lap for the win

plus he can bench more than any other nascar driver.

You've only yourself to blame.

Fuck that clown

if you make it to the last lap user. Never know when steakhouse will side swipe you.

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Extremely based fact right here

reddit is down the hall and to the left kiddo

dumb frogposter

Jokes on you I start n park

lol ok baby

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based

Yeah, but how much does he deadlift?

sebring and aussie gp let me down this weekend
waiting for memecar to make it 3 for 3

doesn't mater, iron down his leg holds the gas pedal.

DiBenedetto toots his own horn a lot about how he's better than his cars are.

California is a very progressive state

Sounds like 2pl8 max

Mr Harmon is that you?

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Is a chevy really better than a ram?

>California is [cancer]
ftfy

Browns baby

Now THAT is a command

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Yeah, letting bums slam dope in public places is very progressive.

>this grand marshal lineup
not for me desu

They "progressed" right into being Mexico.

they're going to do it anyway, so why not have a place where they can be reached by EMS in the event of an overdose?

No i blame faggots like you and the jews

whos ready for them /nascarnaps/?

Wrong user.

well, you will probably be called a fag because you make sense.

I agree with you user

Why not just execute junkies?

NNIN

because scum like that want to die.

how very "pro life" of you

what drinking game should we play with todays hopefully not shit show?

I’m pro choice.

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GoFas completely traded on "We're a small team and our driver always outperforms the car" and got sponsors and coverage out of it so they were in on the hustle. Can't blame them.

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livestream it

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This is what peak social media marketing looks like.

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when is nascar going to be sold to some jews who actually know how to run a sports league. I'm so tired of these subhuman rednecks ruining it

since you guys like driving so much why don't you watch me drive to work

youtube.com/watch?v=pBy-HsYzs9w

Yea Forums driving the pace car

why does he keep touching the lever after putting it into drive?

missed these posts

please sell that shitbox.

What's he supposed to do, tell everyone how shit he is? That's not how it works. Nobody wants to hire some pussy driver....unless it has tits and can be marketed to fawning beta virgins, of course.

Absolute seething giants fans

4 wide by goly

*crack*
california, now thats a good track
*sip*

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lmao what was that

>REEEEEE
Get off my board normalfag

we need a nascar bingo card but i don't have the tools or skills to make one

>muh diversity shilling

did it rain overnight?

T-t-Tell me more

It's ruined exactly because they listened to NYC (((marketers))).

pictures of this pace lap will literally be used in promotional materials

I'll admit this is the least shit multi-wide salute I've ever seen

Excellent post

is this track exciting at all?

Based native Clevelander

well two laps to green....

drink when they talk about busch possibly winning 200 races?

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5wideracing user!!!!!11 get excited

not for stock cars

it's had some pretty memey finishes last handful of years

did you guys know mexico is close to california? did you know that "amigo" means "friend" in spanish? did you know there is a mexican driver in this race? and he has amigos? wow!

anything that isn't a short track, super speedway, or road course is boring as fuck

oof another snowflake triggered

I'm a Giants fan and I could give half a shit Odell is gone. He was dividing the locker room and turned the media/fans against Eli.

He's the second coming of Jeremy Shockey. Not a great Giant.

This will be the best race of the year thanks to the NEW and EXCITING aero package

This

No

Let's go Dillion!

Is Dillon wearing tampons or diapers?

Why would you spread that cancer?

It should be ignored and allowed to whither and die.

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“No”

both

I’m happy to see you coping well.

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>forget that one finger salute we gave you during qualifying, here's a five wide salute

>Not an argument

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ERRYBODY GUN DIE

i agree user

Lol autism not even leading a lap

omg its so epic just like daytona!!!

Jimmy Johnson won last time I went to this race. Have some lug nuts from his pit.

redpill on me the package

>harvick being exposed

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lmao 1 by 1 faster than with the normal rules

its a nice package, trimmed but still manly looking. Low set but not hanging out totally.

>Steakhouse to the front

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same package as Vegas. tapered spacer producing 550HP, big ugly ass spoiler, meme aero duct work

How do we fix qualifying bros?

why did they abandon single car qualifying

Too long for tv

Tv

It's boring as fuck and takes forever

Does NASCAR have an electric league?

would more helmet cam shots make people feel its not a sunday drive on the freeway?

because brian france is a retard and has been trying to mimick stick and ball type sports for years

are the conering speeds lower then last year? i remember 204+ into the turns

where are the boomers that remember when they raced back to the caution flag

those were the days

Jews will purposely tank it worse with more diversity

>pushing the pace laps shots as racing shots

>everything I don't like is da joos

please leave

thank allah that Dillon didn't shit up the start and wreck someone considering he's a mid pack driver.

heat races on those little paddock motorbikes

Are you just another sharia blue shill that got lost and ended up here after looking for /pol/?

He was too busy shitting in his suit to shit up the start

There is a containment board for retards like you

But parker said it'll be just like iracing!

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sorry what?

*capitalism

dubs confirms nascar is gonna push for a kwl today so they can run wild with the 200 wins story line

no more commercial free streams?

Wouldn't it be funny if Paul Menard signed a contract to race the MENARD's race car?

It's a perfect marketing strategy if you think about it. Like Rob Lowe driving the Lowe's car.

Over/under 3 cautions for this race.

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They want it to happen during a cup race, that's why he had a pit road "issue" yesterday

200 wins*

why does the "nascar goes west" meme even exist? quick way for possible new viewers following the daytona 500 to lose interest. I don't understand why they do this year after year

>whiteknighting for cancer
please leave

Just put the corn beef in the oven, lads.

because the east coast and south = shit weather

Pretty much. It shows up every week to interject its identity politics / anti-American cancer in our threads.

>only reaching 180mph down the front and backstretch

it's so fucking SLOW

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Fuck no, burn that gasoline baby

>

Why does TSN's new NASCAR commercial buffer sound like a Full Metal Panic OP

pretty xfinity cars were going faster yesterday

>leader about came to a stop and let half the lap cars back onto the lead lap

It was mostly a meme, stfu boomer

I noticed that they've done away with the #NASCARGoesWest branding this year. Will be interesting to see if this stretch lasts once the current contracts are up and Jim France gets to implement his vision.

jewish marketing lead decided they needed a hashtag for weeks 2-5.

>Day of the pillow when

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Because they wanted qualifying to be an event that's more fun to watch while taking less time. So having more cars on the track at once seemed like the best solution to them.

They're having trouble maintaining sponsors for the current leagues, starting a new one is a bit out of reach. Which is a shame; I'd love an electric, actually-stock racing league.

Correct the record then?

These are like 3 of the best events of the year honestly between attendance and the racing not being absolute shit.

Absolutely disgusting

FOX has mentioned the "West Coast swing" a dozen times already

I'm fine with it except Phoenix doesn't need two races

Wait, what? Really?

hell yeah jeff gordon out front wooo!

>no restrictor plates
>all women drivers except kyle

>minor league division has faster cars than the top division

could you imagine if they did this in F1 or something, what an absolute shitshow

Probably not really but fuck if it doesn't make me think of one.

or at least go to decent tracks out west like laguna seca or sonoma. You won't get new fans hooked with 3 b2b races that absolutely suck. Phoenix shouldn't even have a race.

>sneak

>sneak

kwl

was that byron's first cup lap ever led?

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Nascar should suck it up and do a race at the long beach grand prix

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>'William' Byron

He will be forever cursed until he uses his God given Nascar name based Billy Byron

I have no idea what possible criteria you could have for a good race. It can't even be people knocking each other out of the way because Phoenix gets that.

>the fuck

Context?

>clit blowing up

name a bigger mistake in motorsports than IMS tracks

using the pump too much.

KERS, DRS, MGU

Phoenix is not a bad track when they aren't running a shit aero package with restrictor plates

The only tracks NASCAR should run west of the Confederacy are:

>Phoenix
>Las Vegas
>Sonoma
>Leguna Seca

If there is a good dirt track in the west somewhere add that one too

Or just put dirt on Auto Club because this track is trash and Michigan did it first

BoP

Why indy dont race in this track anymore?

DRS is a sin against god and we should be punished for it

>running outside the confederacy

No

I'm OK with nationwide races to entertain our sleeper agents / future insurgents

>don't drive intexticated

Ashamed that California is even apart of the US

intexticated....

>Or just put dirt on Auto Club because this track is trash
>6 lane track with no grip already
>lmao put dirt on it
This is the dumbest possible opinion.

>Jeff Gordon explaining how Larson can't be better than everyone else without throttle control
This new package sucks big balls big time

the last time they did only 3,000 people showed up since it was 100 degrees in June. Indy's current scheduling dumbness means there is nowhere for it to fit. It was a perfect season ending race before.

do american grandparents actually talk to their kid on their birthday about some medication they need to stay alive?

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cover it with snow and race with reindeer?

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CoT

every version of the chase format

>6 lane track with no grip already
>lmao put dirt on it

I don't understand, are you trying to make my point better

To amend my earlier post I would entertain a race on the Auto Club roval if they reconfigured it

firebomb al sheikh should be able to catch hairy busch in 11 laps.....

Because ShindyCar "hardcore fans" are midwest boomers that have a strict bed time of 10pm eastern and won't miss a minute of football to watch the championship deciding race, ShindyCar won't run a race later than early September or later than 7pm eastern when it's approximately 800F at the track.

stage racing

You now realize that Matt Kenseth has reached "Cool Old Guy" territory

This, NASCAR died in 2004

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NASCAR should not race after Labor Day. I'm not going to miss the Browns just to watch another fall race.

It's more like Indycar is such a niche sport that no TV company will give it air time past the day when the NFL's Regular Season starts up.

how many years can nascar realistically keep hemorrhaging money? there's no way this shit is still profitable

LOL at the baby, I thought that guy looked like a pedo too

>De Bris

imagine after this he also peeled the fabric off the girls too haha

It’s been like the most watched sporting event the past 4 weeks

hey at least he isn't secretly recording his mother in law...

>Autism

>autism dildo

Dillon's done

>Autsim

Why isnt Kenseth driving the 6?

ew nasty all those poop fumes spilling out

>10pm eastern
You mean 9:00 central? I lived n the east coast for a year and football at 1:00 is weird as fuck. Can't even watch the end of night games because they run until fucking 11:00 out there.

That's said, going to bed at 9pm sets you up for a strong next day

I'm not seeing these engine cost savings from the tapered spacer

shit now he's gonna walk in on his wife fucking a BBC in the hauler

MODS

Yeah, because nobody watches pro ape-hoop until the playoffs start, luck-swing hasn't started up yet and college ape-hoop's "Big Dance" hasn't started yet.

agreed

I agree, violating united states law?

NASCAR's endgame is a smaller, less-powerful engine that's cheaper to develop so new manufacturers can come in. Limiting horsepower with the tapered spacer is just a stopgap for the next two years.

It doesn't matter, it'll be outlawed in a few years anyway as an unnecessary creation of toxic greenhouse gas emissions

It would have already been outlawed for all the toxic masculinity but luckily none of the drivers on the track for the past few years could be considered remotely masculine

>Luck swing
Golf is the sport that requires the most skill lol

"no grip on the exit"

>keeping a 2.5 second lead...

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Honestly a good idea

What's short-hand for Baseball then? Bore-Ball?

Because I like watching Golf Majors with my dad.

>le stay out for track position maymay

That shit never EVER works here. Even if you have 1 lap on a set of tires you need to come in for a new set under yellow

>race thread
>people talking like it's a general
>social issue discussion

let's change the topic, what vices are you on today for the race? Me I'm vaping a good indica dominant hybrid and some caramel nicotine juice

That's not how it works either though.

There's already rumors they are considering dropping to a V6 as that's what some of the interested manufacturers have asked for if they were to enter the sport.

>what's short for baseball

Rounders

>complains about posting like a general
>blog posts
11/10 retard points for you

who the fuck would even enter at this point? if anything chevy leaves next year and toyota buys nascar

leave

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>STEAKHOUSE

little juan

Oh look at that Denny already got passed.

Everyone needs to come in again for tires

>steakhouse tells his engineer to fuck off
>immediately wrecks

But there's literally only 1 lap of green flag running until the end of the current segment...

>TFW NASCAR ends up running de-tuned Indycar engines

Thanks.

Also,

>Wrecky Stenhouse Jr.

I don't think that foreigners who can't build a functional eight-cylinder engine should be allowed to compete in the pinnacle of motorsport competition

But maybe that's just me

>shithouse telling off his crewchief
>immediately wrecks

kek

barely a juan

Steakhouse is such a clown

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juan half

>autism will enjoy it

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What would call a single-car spin that causes a caution? A Danica?

I feel so bad for Paul Menard.

Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.

Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.

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Yeah isn't the point of stock car racing to have a shit body and a dope engine?

So Dillon's a straight-up C.U.C.K.

At least his dad can sponsor him. And he's running in the virtual 4th Penske car now.

>Average NASCAr driver trying to read.jpeg

what did it mean to him?

If Menard is so great why didn’t he win more races?

vaping? what a faggot

>desire to know more intensifies

Does this look like a man who lets his wife fuck black guys?

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Yes welcome to /turnleft/ is this your first thread?

East bound and down is not meant for ford trucks

>only screaming chicken can have that song

????

"Lets" has nothing to do with it, all they have to do is fuck his wife on a high, hard-to-reach shelf

Lmao look at his little feet
>OH NO NO NO NO

Yes

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what do you guys think rut is up to right now?

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>his wife

I believe that’s called a beard

legit 75% of the people ITT could cuck this small baller

Eating soi and playing switch

from samantha buschs website

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If I had to guess I'd say he's desperately seeking validation as a real man

Yes.

Stuck at DEI, then Childress most of his career. He's now with The Wood Brothers, which use Team Penske stuff.

Nah, it's just that I almost never get a chance to be part of these threads because of work and a lack of interest in Modern NASCAR.

>TFW I look like a bootleg Rut
I hate myself and want to die.

why she would do that to her tits is beyond me

noice

masturbating to episodes of The Grand Tour....

Bolt-ons with a slim core and/or abs is a hot look for InstaTHOTS now.

this bunny gonna get filled up

stupid redditor

I don't think I've ever seen a photo or video of Kryle that didn't make me want to smack his shit

Say that to my face and not online

is there some unwritten agreement that every white male in a commercial now has to be a sōy faggot?

ummmm cash flowing out from kyles dick....

she will get fat after he dies out, they spend a lot of money, will be none left when he is 55

Oh shit

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I fucking hate /plebbit/ with a passion though.

>kryle shitposting from the lead

.

HAHAHA OH NO NO NO

two trannies

Thats her BBC hookup

I thought Keslowski was the NASCAR guy that used to Tweet from his car.

who /restart/ here?

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>StillWould.png

>Kryle going full Jean Girard on the backstretch

Take a break from the internet frens

Who else ready for their stage 2 nap

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>lelgano and kryle having a slapfight on the restart
Noice

i'm ready to embrace it

second drink in. Its only gonna get better as the night arrives.

i usually would be, but the golf tourney is shaping up for a great finish. it has been much more exciting than this race.

I live in fucking commiefornia full of /lgbt/ shitters pretending to be 2/10's and onionsboy faggots that keep complaining about everything. Those two "Women" look damn good to me.

Me. I'll see y'all at the end.

>Jim Furyk leading a major
WHAT YEAR IS IT

now we just need rory to put it in the water at 17 and i will become fully erect

Major? The masters already?

who has the more memey soundtrack
fox or nbcsn

that would have been a caution towards the end of the race

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It's The Player's Championship.

NBC and it's not even close.

>bringin back the sunshine

Nothing But Commercials by far

you now remember Brett Butler

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*inhales*

Player's is a mid-major

Literally looks like a porno shoot

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3 of the 7 men fucked her. Care to guess which ones?

>that blacked gangbang in the RV before and after the race

Holy shit

AHAHAHAH

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>Smackdown on network TV

It's like I'm 14 again

Ah. Oh well, the possibility of Furyk winning something is rare enough I'll take notice.

Her best friend is black, obviously

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if thats not a bourbon he is drinking he is no longer my friend.

>

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>so autism in a cuck cage confirmed?

Where are the Larson knob slobbers today?

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damn he is really sucking in his stomach there.

>Austin getting down

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>whitney embracing a nigger
>autism watching at a distance with a grin

A situation he is used too clearly

It's a Diet Dr Pepper

IMO it's about as confirmed as Denny Hamlin being a Cokehead.

disgusting!

>lower

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Probably out doing charity work for their community

>tfw that dog gets closer to her pussy than he does

what a whore, I'd rather fuck the socket on that chandelier

Here

Boy is moving on up after being involved in that wreck.

He's not going to be good again unless they revert the package back to decent horsepower

>even lower

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>then also as sure as Jeremy Mayfield is a meth head
>and greg biffle has a piss fetish
>and Mikey is a closet queer

Fuck there are some sick fucks in this sport

>We don't complain like nascar fans do

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didn't realize this was the TMZ comments section, thought I clicked to enter Yea Forums

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>cuck cleanup

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She did us all a favor

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t. someone who doesn’t take skin hydration seriously

>dillon being dragged off to hell by an unseen entity

Everything about these two photos disgusts me

That was one of my absolute favorite songs to play for ppl at work now it's ruined thx /pol/ I'm afraid someone will recognise it and say it's in bad taste. Pic related my view today even tho it's sideways.

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Mayfield at least went on Dinner with Racers and explained his side of that story.

>TL;DR Brian France hated him for how he exposed Ray Evernham having an affair with one of his drivers, so he paid some guy to fudge a bunch of test results

I'm not a fan of all of the BLACKED shit in this thread either.

>what else is there to talk about this race is another snoozer

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Fuck you nigger these are pictures from her own blog

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Diredditetto should've stayed out to lead one lap in his joke of a career

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>imagine the smell

>race is so boring they're talking about 200 wins again

*HUFF HUFF HUFF*

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he led at daytona

how can no one catch Samantha's inseminator?

Imagine having a wife taller than you.

mayfield was lying pretty hard in that episode. Typical methed out paranoia.

ever smelled black pussy, its not good...

take a drink

Honestly why do I even bother to watch nascar anymore. All it does for me is put me to sleep

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i wonder if she tucks him in at night with a kiss on the forehead and a "you're my big little man" goodnight

>integration will not raise negro culture to white standards it will only lower white down to the negro level

Segregationists were right

enter Yea Forums

>leave

It's a good idea if you don't wanna raise a manlet

It’s more in on the background while I shitpost and browse the web. I use baseball for this purpose too.

hate to be the fag who asks for it, but does anyone have a link? Ive searched through jewtube and twitch. just got here, and probably have missed most of race. what time it start at 4est?

>Sneak

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most likely which is why he drives a pickup

Honestly should be chemically castrated if you’re under 5’10”

My brother

Internet > TV

The f1 race at melbourne was unironically more exciting than this garbage. And ive been going to turnleft for years

And Austin has to get her bull into the pits next weekend or she'll divorce him and take half

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>I have and will report all pirated links to NASCAR

nah but just pay for cable poor nigger

tbf melbourne was unusually dramatic this morning

especially grosjean and the wheel failure

Based and redpilled
Cringe and bluepilled

twitch.tv/iamtherealpapasmurf

By the way, whitney's "bff" is a monster girl, I guess

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They ought to consider themselves lucky anyone wants to watch this garbage race, pirated or not

>that little pink ring holds the key to Autisms cuck cage

there was more excitement and drama in the first 200 feet with thicc ricc losing his front wing than this race so far

The only reason why i havent made the full switch to izod and f1 is bc izod is just fast racing and people dying on ovals and f1 is on way too early in the morning. Nascar is just a huge collection of memes and doesnt take itself seriously

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they are all nasty in person, caked on makeup with lots of shit underneath.

How many times were you dropped on your head

no makeup on the pussy

Thanks man. Appreciate it.
Eat shit faggot. Why would I report it? I wanna see the last laps if that's alright with you dipshit.
Why how shit has it been? just got home. What has happened?

Why is Austin cuck? Have i missed something

They do it themselves

Just the usual Kryle runs a five-second interval on the field show

He and Logano went at it for a couple of laps on the stage 2 (ugh) restart

Meme crash by steakhouse and meme blown tire by fungible basedboy

>ITT: mad whitebois

-newman blocks ur path-

LOVE NEWMAN!

>-6.45
>-10.10
>-13.10
close racing great package nice speed

you literally let him as he will lasso your ass and spank you.

He's short and his wife is tall and attractive and the deluded Yea Forums belief that height matters over everything so therefore his wife must be fucking other dudes. In reality being successful and in charge of your life is the most attractive quality to have which is why no one on this website has a girlfriend, and why Austin Dillon was able to marry such an attractive woman.

Newman will literally never win a cup race again.

because coming from a wealthy family has nothing to do with it

>new man

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k

>being richard childress' grandson = in charge of your life

It's like you think he's not making a shit load of money driving a cup car

because the pedes ITT think she has this tattoo

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been talking about dillon so much thought this was gonna be the webm where the guy walks in on some black guy railing his wife

>all this talk about autism's wife
good, it means I'm not missing anything interesting yet

>Kryle

>2 wins and 34 top 10s in 197 starts

>kryle

KRYLE SPEEEDDDIINGGGG

>luck of the Irish
Kyle Gadooshed himself

>KRYLE

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who else /switched to golf/?

Scroll up newfriend

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>kryle too fast entering

nascar doing this and then pushing him up forward to really make the 200th win juicy

>Believing that most of the income comes from wins

The candy man SPED ON PIT ROAD Haha!

>Hamlel also gets penalty
THE CITY OF JGR

>instead of getting paid by granddaddy to drive one of his cars

Yeah box this girl is an instagram whore who gets free shoes, clothes, jewelry, and makeup and promotes it online

Marrying Austin adds to her followers on instagram and guarantees a financial safety net when she inevitably hits the wall

aroun who's taken miles of BBC

man, that junior commercial really makes me miss the good ole days

I'm conflicted because I'm happy that kryle got busted but that just means fellow whiny, smug basedboy keselowski is in the lead now

>stands only 1/4 full

What did southern California mean by this?

What's the problem with Keselowski?

Larson showed up finally

Any aussies in here that confirm that rule #4 is thaa everything is better with a blooming onion?

Thanks in advance

BASED Larson

just tuned in, new package any good?

5 laps of side by side then singlefilelol?

kyle is driving dangerously.

Gets and Larson finishes 2nd

Quit spamming this garbage user.

Same as the problem with the rest of the field: he's a whiny bitch

wow

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car number confirms

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>implying that gif wasnt basically the same thing

Why do you have so many crying children on your phone?

Hell yeah dood

They should run every race they can on a roval. What a fantastically entertaining shitshow that was.

Also he thinks he's smart and intelligent when he's ARCA braked his brain into mush
>That time Kyle Petty was about to leave the NBC booth and whup his ass when Bread complained about the concussion protocol being introduced after Junior had to stop racing for a while.

Pls no kyle

lol phone?

>calm your tits down sloot

If Gibbs/TRD hadn't picked up Kyle Busch when he got shitcanned by Hendrick he would be Johnny Sauter.

Just tuned in. What's the point of cucking the cars down to 180mph if they're still so spread out?

>nobody gives a single fuck about "motley crue"

>Kyle Petty

*crack*

*sip*

Now there's a NASCAR driver

Darrell Waltrip got lost at a Celine Dion concert

being green

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NASCAR management are fucking retarded and thought that because last year's All-Star Race had higher TV ratings than anything aside from the Daytona 500, that they should make that package the standard for every race instead of short tracks and road courses.

how low do they keep the a/c in that building

>NASCAR '98 song
Nice.

perfect temp to keep diamonds at optimal conditoins

>flirtin with disaster

We >NASCAR 98 now

START THE PAINTBALLS

I am concerned for DW. Is FOX about to put him in a home?

>desu only the last few laps were any good if I remember correct

But thats better than this no doubt

milk truk arrive

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Why is Martinsville always on fs1?

>Fox shows the west coast trash on their main channel
>Martinsville: straight to FS1

I blame the Jews

BUY THE FUGING GABLE PACKAGE

orange vanilla cuck

Who is the least soi new nascar driver?

steal cable login from your senpai, go cable free.

They're all cancerous urbanites that hate the rest of the nation, especially whites.

how the fuck did he lose weight? dont tell me that shit show pawn shit is still on tv? last time i watched was like 7 years ago and he was a whale

Gonna hire better babysitters

cocaine or meth I think.

cole custer

>go cable free.
This.

Cut that fucking cable shit already and quit giving them free money.

I think slang has fs1 and fs2.

>flirtin' with disaster
>radar love

Did Fox fire their sound guy halfway through a race and bring in someone who isn't retarded?

noah gragson

It does. I personally watch with Sling and a Roku box.

dude seems super annoyed.

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I have sling blue and yellow but watch the races on the fox sports app for some reason.

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>that slingers party commerical

I wish I could erase the word 'wow' from the lexicon. It's a meaningless term and too often is used in place of actual analysis or articulate thought.

cool

wow

>gossiping like a woman
You're cancer.

>Bubba

>bubba

>de bris

Kylewinslol

i like it, I find it funny

k babe

social media screencaps should be a permaban

>nascar pushing the button

Let's see here

>Born in Las Vegas
Not off to a good start

>considered forging a birth certificate to compete in an ARCA Racing Series race
>didn't do it
Black mark

>races for Kryle
In the danger zone

>has never appeared to be anywhere near a dirt track
on his last leg

>Gragson enjoys downhill mountain biking, and is an avid video game player, saying in an interview that he would maybe spend theoretical Dash 4 Cash winnings on the popular video game Fortnite.
gg

Wow

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Has anyone ever won then been disqualified when officials found out the car was actually a miniature steam powered train under plastic body?

cool slutbag

>grown man wearing M&M jacket and hat cheering like hes watching his sons middle school basketball game

This is embarrassing

This.

Absolute cancer encouraging beta males to act just like gossipy bitches.

Yes, in my nascar/fortnite fanfic novels this is a regular plot point

is it?

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Kek

sweetie stop being afraid of not being user

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WHY THE FUCK DID KESNUTZ AND LOGALANO COME IN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>everybody gets a wave around
What are the rules and do they make them up on the spot?

If you're wearing another dude's name and number, like a bitch, and you're not 10 or under, you're a fucking loser.

does DW actually have dementia or is it just a meme? kinda concerned because my dad acts the same and my family thinks it may be starting :(

This x 1,000,000

If I wanted to read idiotic opinions from nobodies on Twitbook then I'd have accounts there

it doesn't matter because you will never be able to see them.

And if you are 10 or under then your dad's a fucking loser.

> idiotic opinions

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holy shit how much did that set with the giant screen cost fox?

t. weird losers

True.

blaney has a chance

>no he doesn't but its nice to be kind.

KURT TO BEAT KYLE FOR THE WIN

SCREENCAP THIS

BASED BRAD

>this disgusting top 4

will cactus king get a win before we head back east

>leddit fanboy fag or no?

>t. roger penske

It's all a green screen the studio isn't that big

Based Busch

they green screened Jaimie Mac to look the tallest of the three, reality is Shannon is taller than him

>t. od

>why don't you want to participate in (((social media))), user? You aren't some kind of weird loser, are you? Don't you want to make smarmy arguments about pointless shit like the rest of us?

Gets and kyle busch loses and gives us a fun interview

>playing this segment again

logano and keselowski really needed to work together there.

Busch putting petty fanbois in their place

>KWL

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Jamie McMurray looks like Jamie from Progressive

YOURE NOT MY DAD

Busch even said it. Different time, different races.

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What the fuck is that progessive thing about

dont worry a caution will cuck kryle

You're supposed to stop watching when the commercials come on.

is krut going to expose lelson this season?

But I like the surreal feeling from watching american commercials. They showcase such a different world.

>progressive named him jamie

hmm

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based

desu they're the same and neither are impressive.

petty's wins only came because he had plymouth backing when the rest of the field were showing up in cars built in the backyard garage, and nobody had the budget to run the full season.

kyle's cup wins are impressive but in truck/xfinity its the same shit, showing up with toyota backing when people are coming to races with meme drivers

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>you now remember when Hendricks was a good team

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Jimmie should have retired after 2016 and retired as one of the GOATs. Every race now is just hurting his status.

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lmao what did dw just say
christ please get new people in the booth instead of these retirement home geezers

ynr when Chevrolet won the Manufacturer's title every year and had the best cars in the field

>"speaking of birthdays..."
no one mentioned a birthday

>motley crew babble

>fried pickle ???

how much longer does DW have to live

i blame hendrick and chevy

>everyone up against the wall trying to keep momentum again
NASCAR pls

this is boring as fuck.

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With the fucktard championship system he can still win #8. He was pretty pedestrian in 2016

What race is this

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YeAh PuT RuTlEdGe In ThE bOoTh

>calls us weird
>still posts here

Wot

the same as the previous 3

2016 should have been Carl's year but he panicked and defended way too hard against a pretty pedestrian Logano while having the better car.

whoot whoot!!!

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>KWL
youtube.com/watch?v=TSJumj9TQBA

>2008 , 2011, and 2016 should have been Carl's year

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200

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>no free fried pickles

nuchan is mormalfags with active social media accounts

OMG 200 WINS

the cheering you hear on tv is computer generated

>200 flag ready to go

>the best of his time
>1 meme championship
>versus 7

Most boring race I’ve ever seen in my life and I’ve watched a lot

>"you're the best Kyle, Petty was a kiddie diddler who didn't deserve anything"
wew, that was a little much

F1 tier

why arent the fans pelting the car with beer cans like they did with gordon?

Friendly reminder to anyone who says the 200 include lower series wins:
most of Petty's wins came at local short tracks where his competitors were 15 years old and had 200 less hp

is it really?

Stopped selling beer in cans.

it must kill jeff to have to talk about kyle as the greatest ever

500 retard
>inb4 high quality bait

Why? Kyle is statistically better in every way

I don't remember exactly what happened, but Gordon beat DaleJr because of a BS caution at Talladega. That's pretty much the trifecta for pissing off NASCAR fans.

So does this mean Mark Martin is better than Dale Earnhardt because he has 106 wins in all of the NASCAR series compared to Earnhardts 97

when the racers give there speeches it just makes me laugh cuz they just speak in advertisment i love it! They just want to keep racing they dont care about anything else

Jeff knows Kyle is a way better wheelman than him. Jeff was in superior Hendrix cars and still couldn’t win like Kyle. Kyle has raced with all sorts of shitty gear and still won.

>on track, pre-victorylane, interview
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This has to be b8

i think it was also after he broke the tie with dale sr in career wins

Kyle will NEVER have four championships.

>counting titles under archaic points systems
ok grandpa

no nigger put in someone like diffey. how you went from dw to rutledge must take a special kind of retard

>beat DaleJr
>because of a BS caution
>at Talladega
Yea, you're just asking for it, really.

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>it's old so it doesn't count

based retard

Nigger what are you doing?

Jeff Gordon won 50 races in a 6 year span. Kyle Busch won 50 races in 15 years.

But Kyle Busch won a bunch of irrelevant minor league races to pad his stats so therefore he is better.

crying homunculus.jpg

looks like i didn't miss anything important

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>his moms name is gay

Lol

Kyle Petty is a kiddie diddler whatttt?

>t. Kryle shill

Yes did you also know guillable isnt in the dictionary?

Jeff never had to race sudden death heads up against 3 others for Championship meme race

this kryle BTFO