/hoc/

91539260
seething

Happy #StPatricksDay #Canes fans!

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>rags

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Why do yuros get so steamed when they are informed that their leagues aren't as good as the nhl?

>Alexander Ovechkin
>2004-05 KHL 37 games 26 points
>2005-06 NHL 81 games 106 points
>damn the NHL must STINK
This is you logic. Now piss off before I break you mentally again.

kitties desu

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MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

WE WASHED OURSELVES IN FINNISH BLOOD AND ALL THE MONGELS TOO

WERE TAKING DOWN THE /HOC/ MACHINE PULJ BY PULJBY PULJ

THE SWEDE MAN MARCHES ON

Sharks

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>>tfw your team is currently winning their final game of the regular season to win the league and their first ever silverware

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you're back already?

>what is sample size
You have no excuse for being this stupid, your faggy commie country has free university.

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He's not an actual Swede, he is an immigrant.

>Fiala 2 points in 11 games
t-thanks Fenton definitely worth trading 65-70 point Granlund

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>no hockey on
Shall be watching college apehoop and shant be apologizing for it

>no hockey on

gary_where_are_the_games.msi

Should have known, he cannot into critical thinking.

>Shall be watching college apehoop
out out out

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>imagine thinking players actually are robots who move in a streamlined fashion between leagues and seasons.
kys you dumb motherfucker

curling is on

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gonna fap, lads

:^)

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>mad
>at statistics

CWHL>NWHL

#TakeWarning

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Seems like a pretty tilted league

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Also, how do you explain that it's 10 teams in the north and 8 in the south when Solihull and Telford is just as south as Peterbourough. Why aren't Solihull in the South?

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>womens "sports"

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91539616
t. incel

The best NWHL team be able to beat the worst SHL team.

NJ @ COL, 3 pm (1 pm Mountain)
STL @ BUF, 5 pm
NYI @ MIN, 6 pm (5 pm Central)
VAN @ DAL, 7 pm (6 pm Central)
PHI @ PIT, 7:30
FLA @ ANA, 9 pm (6 pm Pacific)
EDM @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

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is that like when the USWNT lost to the U-15 boys team?

SING IT BACK WHHHOOOAAAAA OOOHHH OOHH

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Reminder the CWHL and NWHL are two entirely different leagues right down to incorporation models and there is ZERO chance they could ever merge, ignoring the directors and salaries and logistics and lack of fans/money and even the idea that an NHL team or the league as a whole should just *give* money so the players can focus on hockey as a full time job, when neither league is currently sustainable, and one of them is already propped up by foreign interests only serves as self righteous behaviour so you can claim to be "on the right side of history."
Women's hockey doesn't have a place on national TV, and it certainly doesn't have a place on /hoc/. It's no different than me going out and clamouring for TSN to start airing Midget AAA games. It's not gonna happen. Fuck off

Gary has informed me that he will be awarding the Blackhawks 1OA

do you think monty is the real deal?

>hockey doesn't belong on /hoc/

>the playoffs calls from Bogdanoff are coming

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91539703
s e e t h i n g

>hockey doesn't belong on /hoc/
>""""""""hockey""""""""
Next you'll try to push field hockey here.

Any port in a storm t b h
He’s very green so tough to say, but he gets he guys moving in front of him

Yeah, basically the better teams in the NIHL1 league used to be in the English Premier League, which was the second tier to the UK-wide Elite League. That league collapsed, a couple of teams joined the Elite League leaving the rest to join the NIHL1, which being mostly amateur teams they dominate. From next season though there will be a new 2nd-tier division made for the better teams in Norf and Souf.

I think there's 8 in the South because one asked to be relegated to NIHL2 because they wanted to play competitive amateur games instead of getting battered most weeks.

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*BZZZT BZZZT*

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>play the mild
>realize you need to win this game on a back to back
>pongs play the flylels

Im nervous lads

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Good afternoon TML fans

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>*answers*

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based. How are you feeling fren

In 2013 my team would've beaten any NHL team on a big ice surface.

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Yea both hfboards and panthers twitter seem to be singing his name already even though it's probably a bit early. Gotta say I'm not as excited about possibly signing bobrovsky any more though.

Imagine writing that message out in English instead of in your country's native language.

Grim.

>From next season though there will be a new 2nd-tier division made for the better teams in Norf and Souf.
Will there be a relegation/promotion system?

based, maplecucks absolutely seething

Hi Mikey. We didn’t ask for your opinion. Have a great day!

91539765
l i v i d

Pretty great fren, prob the best snes effort I've seen this year. Hopeful for next season, excited to surprise the league with our secret weapon.

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Bob would end up disappointing, I am certain. I’d rather see what Monty can grow into without dropping serious cap space like on Bob.

Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>traded the only decent young player they had for a 30 point manlet
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
What a laughably bad franchise
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?

Should I finally an hero today? If so, before or after pongs/philitrash game?

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DELUSION

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Odds to win the Stanley Cup this year, according to Moneypuck:
>Tampa Bay, 18.9%
>San Jose, 14.3%
>St. Louis, 10%
>Carolina, 7.8%
>Vegas, 6.9%

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The Wild have nothing but upside and the mere thought of the Wild’s fast approaching dominance makes /hoc/ uncomfortable and hostile.
Stay (actually) scared m8

Quebec City

go knights

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if the hurricanes win the cup, I'll livestream my own suicide

Between the NIHL "Championship", NIHL 1 North/South and NIHL 2 North/South yeah, but not with the Elite League.

Though in all honesty, any team "big" enough and sustainable enough from below would likely be welcomed by the Elite League if they wanted to join.

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>So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
Soilers, Cantpucks and Laffs
Is it the same system used to predict the last presidential election?

Shall hold you to that.

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OBSESSED

>Is it the same system used to predict the last presidential election?
moneypuck.com/about.htm

did that >rags fan ever lick the bench?

Nein Nein Nein Nein

based and redpilled

Nope.

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It'll be hard for them to win any hockey games when the other team has taken all of their sticks lmao

>cirno quads
shiiiett

he has cursed them until someone makes good on his promise

Based and Senspilled

Only team that chiruno supports is MY isles

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Where is Toronto, I was told it was their year?

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weebs OUT

Based

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Sitting in 9th, with 4.1%.

>Carolina, 7.8%

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Yeah I did

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Liar, liar, bench on fire.

>lefs

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Interesting... I guess I don't need to be scared, m8.

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I want to watch

‘no’

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That's my gimmick

kek

>Yeah I did

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buncha jerks

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where are all the leafs if they are on the power play? it looks like they are about to be scored on

>For the 2016-2017 regular season, the pregame model predicted 58.6% of games correctly
So a little bit better than a coin toss? I'm not impressed.

They thought that a 3-on-1 against them was a perfect time to execute a line change.

Stop bullying me hoc

over my ass you did

Mohamed, your takes are cold as ice.

The """""GOAT""""" Coach Mike Babcock thought it was a good idea for a line change when Tampa dumped the puck when only Sparks was back to collect the puck (which he didn't even do)

Please, it's Abdul Ibrahim al-Husby.

t. Jorge Garcia Sanchez

t. José Luis Mendoza

>reee

my avsies :)

>There are people out there who think Rielly is a Norris Trophy defenseman

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>matrix dodges out of the way of the playoffs

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>lazy ass laffs

fuck year yimmy
48 years old and tied for the lead

>that magnifying glass
lmao

Just took a big fat Coyote, lads.

You shat solid gold? sell that shit

Pretty rude, Edmonton.

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

Sodomite

So according to moneypuck and advanced stastistics Carolina Hurricanes are the best team in the NHL.

I always knew advanced stastistics was the biggest meme out there.

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>fleury day to day
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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good afternoon leafs nation

they are putting chemicals in the water

Suddenly

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Remain frightened, m8.

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>mad
>at tiddies

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gonna come down to the wire
gotta pull for the irishman on st paddy's day
rory is a choker tho

Wild dynasty starts next season. Cap this

cumming in cumiko

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pretty insane month of october if 32.2% makes you 2nd.

Post your reaction when Vegas enter the playoffs with that

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if that happened, az might take our spot in third, and then we fall the fuck out of the playoffs

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Just do it anyway

What would be the easiest way to kick off the inevitable /cric/-/hoc/ rave war? As a white, Christian male, I feel it’s ny duty to get this party started.

Again, I am very, very white.

imagine taking pride in skin pigmentation or sky myths

What is the shitposting equivalent of rolling the ball on the ground towards the wickets?

Whiter than you, mutt. Reminder that Pakistan is objectively a white country, and /cric/ is smarter than /hoc/

agreed i'm an atheist jew with dual citizenship to israel and i hate identity politics

>imagine being an atheist centrist liberal in 2015+4
Extremely grim

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Fuck off nigger

I am a Muslim black man, who is 5’10, and lives below the mason dixon. For me? It’s the Canes

ha ha remember when we almost talked about hockey for a bit there

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thinking about a nap but don't want to miss any of this tournament

>fleury DTD
well there goes the season

Its Sunday /hoc/, time to confess. Tell your sins to be forgiven

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thinking about writing an acoustic song for /hoc/ reaffirming that hockey is for everyone

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I don't know what "the slot" is.

I convinced Gary to expand aggressively into the sunbelt

yeah
mcdavid is gonna dab on subbs

Thought about /hoc/ at church today

i leave comments on porn videos

Based

The area in the offensive zone above the crease and between the circles.
The place where you need to put a player if you want to have any chance of setting up a pass or a tip or a screen that's worth a damn.

I have never ice skated before

Is St. Louis in the sunbelt?

ngl, gonna be tough to forgive these two. But for now, you are forgiven

Yes, are you blind?

holy shit that's the 3rd time someone got hit by a shot lmao

I expanded aggresively in your mums sunbelt last night m8

There is literally nothing wrong with not being white. There is literally nothing wrong with living in the “sunbelt.” There is literally nothing wrong with being Muslim.

>watching AVS game when penalty ends
>suddenly super mario level up sound

???

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i want more blacks in hockey

I'm a manlet

Avs are Reddit:The Team

BING BING

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And Kansas City isn't?
I think about massacring Finland everyday

LOL, good one

ffs this place is pushing the boundaries to be forgiven today.

you're forgiven as you had no control over your height. Just know that over 6'0" is still superior

............

Hoping for a vanpoover win tonight

I'm very concerned that in 5 years NHL will be a shitshow stained by "more racial diversity" and less "toxic masculinity".

Keep hoping, loser

Name ONE thing wrong with """toxic""" masculinity

you must fight temptation my son, tempting sure, but fight it

not quite a confession, but your concerns are indeed valid

i cry when i eat ice cream

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But you’re always crying

are you female by chance? The only acceptable reason for this. You are forgiven
>this time

you gonna play hockey with the finns and the eskimos?

just woke up

like it was meant to be

>mfw gulf stream is the only reason Nordics are habitable

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youtube.com/watch?v=SgyeshD8RJY

I haven't played hockey since elementary school and haven't skated for 3 years. I regret not playing when I had the opportunity but I was a loser gamer in high school and it took a few years to recover.

I promised myself I would change but I still sit in front of my computer until early in the morning crying because I'm so lonely and I hate myself

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REMINDER: Toronto is 43N and practically sunbelt

I might only do cardio today

Well I'm sure as hell ain't gonna play hockey with niggers, arabs and latins

may your day be blessed

if you remedy a mistake, or at least attempt to, you can be forgiven

the first step starts with you and recognizing the problem. You have, now its up to you to fix that.
No one can be helped if they don't try to help themselves first. You are forgiven

Its sunday, a light day is acceptable. May you and your gains be blessed

Correct.

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anybody posting in that dykepuck thread should seriously consider suicide.

Go fuck a dog and then eat it, Chang

Reminder that Sweden is sunbelt. Most people live in areas where it barely goes below freezing throughout the entire winter.

Going to an AHL game on St Patrick's Day reminds why I hate the Irish so fucking much

Canada, USA, and Russia are the only countries here that experience temperatures which get what any self respecting hockey fan would consider to be cold

i like the sun 2bh

I'm not watching dykepuck. I'm watching the ladies curling. Can confirm Denmark is sunbelt

Truth

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Just swap Stars and Yotes and this would be the ideal setup for the 1st round imo

switch to the players championship m8

I don't believe >my country will ever achieve anything noteworthy in hokkei

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just like the shorks

>dykepuck
Shan't

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I'm a virgin

>coldest record temp in Sweden is -62F
>coldest in US is -70F
LMAO Sweden doesn’t even get cold enough for hockey

latvia is beating canada in the curling

Who?

>coldest in Canada is -81F
wow didn't know sweden was sunbelt

>217 yard bunker shot
>still hits the green
jesus

>F

Cucks

you must stay strong and believe in your countrymen. Perhaps you can be the difference that turns it all around somehow. Stay blessed

you will find the right one in time. rushing it is not always the answer. Be blessed

Which player lad?

For me? Its Jim Furyk

rory

Go away satan, this is a christian neighborhood.

Might as well be Kingston Jamaica

the actual measurement of sunbelt is the amount of effective light per year (the clue is in the name)

love going into /cric/ n ironically mock those colonial monkeys still playing their masters leisure game

high iq post

Ancer more like cancer

Sweden only gets 30 degrees Fahrenheit in its coldest months, holy shit that's t shirt weather I probably wouldn't even wear pants

>Fleetwood

rip jesus fleetwood

Ok, genius. The purpose of measuring sunlight is to get an idea of what the average temperature is. Midnight in Las Vegas is still sunbelt as fuck.

Annnnnnddddddddddd Fleetwood Mac is done

Fucking get in you beauties

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rahm is thicc

no wonder the africans are making themselves at home so easily

Filtered

Rahm with the Dumbass play of the game

he's got a legit shot now

Stockholm is not Sweden

D A M A G E C O N T R O L

>USA only gets 35 degrees Fahrenheit in its coldest months, holy shit that's t shirt weather I probably wouldn't even wear pants

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judging the weather in sweden based on stockholm is like judging the weather in rustbelt by looking at knoxville

Can’t wait to shotgun some molsons with the boys and watch some playoff hockey tbqhwy

give him time mate, donato is going great.

Reckon I might start making more maps on what's who's hockey is for and who it isn't

Stay scared m8

What's your problem with Tennessee

I’d like to invest in your business idea

45N plz

its for everyone.

who the fugg is this pepper dude

stop trying to mix ice cream with shit

Playoff hockey when >your team isn't in it is the comfiest thing ever.

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>comparing your puny dick shaped country with one of the largest on Earth
Swedish intelligence everyone

lets play "spot the sun"

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I'm sure you would know

I think americans might be legit retarded, they are not memeing

Pepper with the bullshit put lol

>mad at the sun

Yeah I've been used to that but getting to enjoy playoff hockey without caring who wins is great as a neutral observer

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sun's a dick, just sitting up there exploding constantly, why does it need to show off so much?

7/8 of us are black so you are not wrong

I've seen lucid dreams almost every night for couple months. Has my third eye opened?

yimmy...

You do like to eat?

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>showing your retardation
1/10 of us are black you raging faggotron

i wish duerte was our president

SUN SUN SUN
HERE IT COMES

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>miss a 3ft put

Lol

Easy Jamaal

Gonna have to agree last year was pretty fun. It's different if your team gets knocked out because then you go back and forth between wanting the team that did it to lose and wanting them to win to validate your team

it's not the size of the sun in your belt that matters, but the sun in your heart

>1/10 of us are black you raging faggotron
but blacks do 5/10 of the murders how is that possible?

That sounds familiar.........

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Dont you ever call me a nigger name again pedro

I'm black and you're black so there's at least four of us here

yikes
what a stupid goal, devils

BASED FUCKING BLACK MAN

Perhaps the real sun was the friends we made along the way...

pathetic to see you desperately justifying your warm temperatures

Id spit in your fucking face

youtube.com/watch?v=AqVWBVbytXo

Make me D'Kwan

Ever notice how all hockey players love golf? Most actually like it more than their own sport (hockey for work, golf for fun). So it’s kind of ironic you Trump cucks shit on the “sunbelt” all the time. When’s the last time you’ve heard of golfing in Finland or Canada? You don’t because it doesn’t happen.

So fuck off with your anti-“sunbelt” cuckoldry you low-IQ inbred pasty fuckers. Pro hockey players literally spend their post career and off seasons fucking away from your frozen Trump shitholes

>76ft
"Not good vegas odds"

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Coming to kill you now

How insecure can you be, you sunbelt faggot this is why you don't know anything about hockey and you're a joke

Barrie hattie incoming

>Bing Bings are last in the Central

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rattled are we? sunbelt faggot

I only listen to people with plenty of verifiable life experiences.

played more hockey and know more about then you you pasty bitch boy trump cuck

Okay

>tfw get both hughes and kakko
sakic is playing 4D chess

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>Oilers south

>mfw your team loves golfing so much
>they exit in the first round

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>Ever notice how all hockey players love golf? Most actually like it more than their own sport (hockey for work, golf for fun). So it’s kind of ironic you Trump cucks shit on the “sunbelt” all the time. When’s the last time you’ve heard of golfing in Finland or Canada? You don’t because it doesn’t happen.
>So fuck off with your anti-“sunbelt” cuckoldry you low-IQ inbred pasty fuckers. Pro hockey players literally spend their post career and off seasons fucking away from your frozen Trump shitholes

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>"Colorado Avalanche have signed Tyson Barrie to a 8x10mil contract."

What if I told you I make six figures?

>muh sunbelt/anti posting

Thread is shit because of it.

oh no no no

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If you want to be an edgy racist right-wing loser, why don’t you just fuck off back to /pol/?

email me some money

im a faggot libcuck and LOVE hockey

sunbelt absolutely seething

They need to trade his ass. If they do this I'll be upset.
Get Barrie off the team to free up cap, give Girard and Makar more responsibility. Barrie is good, but not worth the cap hit he'll ask for.

>muh past Cups
Bing Bing not self aware of this LELMAO

>avalanche playing YMCA

/pol/ is anti-trump #yanggang now is yang right wing?

75% of /hoc/ wasn't even born last time a canadian team won the Stanley

WARNING
MINNESOTA WON SOMETHING HOCKEY RELATED
BE PREPARED FOR PEDOSOTA POSTERS BRINGING IT UP CONSTANTLY

>canada complaining about others talking about past cups
oh the irony, it's too rich

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IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=5O5xiCqmpAw

Rahm yelling and cursing like a big bitch.

>arguing about the sunbelt (hockey related argument) is somehow worse than golf (absolutely not hockey in the fucking least bit)

75% of finns have never experienced happiness

rather watch paint dry than this boomer

>Brag about two top draft picks
>Get called Oilers south due to constant high picks and incompetence
>Bring up old Cups that no ones cares about anymore for no reason
>That same thing the Oilers do every day of the year
Howling @ the Oilers south

/hoc/ is Caniacs turf now. #TakeWarning

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but the oilers south at least have success that isnt one off playoff run in 2017 lel

>players missed "national championship" because they had to be at work the next day
Some league ya got there dykes

I think women are stupid and I don't respect them

>be a kissless incel in a shitty frozen wasteland
>spend entire life going online complaining about sunlight and warmweather
Anti-“sunbelt” virgins are so fucking annoying

>"The leafs look worse than the street shitters that infest their dreadful city..."

no-holds-barred shannon is out of control, how do we stop him?

>"would you like some coffee on my dock?"
what was meant by the commentator when he said this

he's officially heel status along with fatrick reed

2 first round appearances in the last decade is better than 1 second round appearance?

sadly for (you), i got my first kiss at age 13

good afternoon fellow leaf fans

I believe you're an actual sunbelt poster because you don't know anything about hockey and generally seem to be retarded

When have the Avs gotten lucky off the lottery?
It's not like >we have a McDavid to carry a bunch of shitters to "relevance". The only time the avs won the lottery they got MacKinnon, versus the Oilers who have had 4 1st overalls in the past 10 years. Shit >we didn't even get a 1st overall for the 48 point season.

3 first round exists in the past decade isnt anything to be proud of. even the soilers managed to get past that once.

cool what was his name?

I'm gonna play doubles advocate for a minute here and say what we're all really thinking. Hockey and curling and maybe snowboarding is the ONLY redeeming quality of winter

it's even worse he's some 'diversity is our strength' traitor/invader, real bad guy

hoggi frens

>no ice fishing

Skiing > Snowboarding
Don't @ me

winter is comfy

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aahhh, a thinking man's post

>Furyk

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based 2nd place jimmy still having fun out there

comfy is just a code word for boring

Given the context clues I'm going to guess his moms a whore and he's half orc, he played some rec league hockey ina city with no good hockey, and is now facing the harsh reality

Bad hombre.

it used to keep the undesirables away when you had to work to survive but now that we pay these people not to work and provide them with foot/shelter/heat the cold is not as effective at keeping them away

Does it count if a girl pecked me on the lips when I was 6 years old? I was lying down with my eyes closed and didn't reciprocate

who are the biggest frauds in the hockey world?

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Maybe if you're an alcoholic
Maybe if you're gay
Maybe if you're retarded

comfy is codeword for finland and fuck finaldnddn literalg nigger country bitch inbred mongols

FUCK FINLAND

when is he going to be fired?

For me my first kiss happened in the basement of the apartment complex I grew up in, with the lights turned off

Based.

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I've been saying this for years

Wish I had a qt twink to kiss on lips right now (no homo)

91542716
SEETHING AND OBSESSED

so glad I don’t cheer for a faggot team like the laffs absolute yikes

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Great song desu

Similar experience with a girl two years older that always cornered me and would start kissing me. Used to think I was a chad but looking back she was probably being the recipient from someone older than her :( hope she's ok

Dont they win most Minnesota high school championships

17 million way tie for the lead.

the avs have had 3 top5 picks in the past 10 years. they have had multiple top10 picks during that time too and basically no progress beyond the 1st round of the ploffs. they are going to add 2 more top10 picks this year, are they finally going to make any progress next season? the hasbs and islels are rebuilding faster than the avs are and they dont even have a 1st overall pick to build around.

Are we all behaving

Oh, that sounds a bit sad :/

Jim please I can't handle this

more like /beav/having

I'm from the STATE of hockey
I think I know a bit more than you guys about it
I think us minnesotans even know more about hockey than you leafs, so don't even bother responding to me

raep

based shannon hating on the dykes

Really wish we could have tricked Brenton into shooting up a Finnish sauna instead of peace loving Muslims

boys can't be raped

How is The Hockey Guy so based?

Really though, he is pretty much the only person I pay attention to for hockey news.

stay seething /hoc/

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Toronto's always been more of a basketball city imo

Who will karls son sign with for next season? Think he'll stay with the shorks?

hoc lied to me, I thought the avs thot was supposed to be cute

loving me some aussies recently

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the hockey guy more like the finnish guy because hes an ugly retard mongol BITCH

I'm going to be laughing as you get BTFO by the Isles

/hoc/ is for everyone, except catholics

salaam aleikum brothe- hey is that a shotgun?

if he knew the truth it wouldn't have been a trick

Reminder McDavid will go 0-4 in cups.

RENT FREE

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/hoc/ is actually only for Catholics

/hoc/ is a great place for white people

she is if you find thots with an inch of makeup on cute

>ugly retarded mongol
>does what he is passionate about
>knows more about hockey than you
>is married
>has kids to pass on his genetics

wew lad, you should kill urself ;)

fuck trump

Catholics aren’t white

so, no catholics then

You bet.

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/hoc/ more like /cock/ lmao

Around blacks, occasionally relax

thinking about visiting a different general in the Yea Forumsirit of dialogue and cultural exchange. where should i go and what should i say?

/f1/
Remind them all that Finns are elite.

The rebuild had to be postponed after Calvin Pickard threw away a season and forced a clean house. Every free agent who wanted to get away after the first sub 50 point season in modern NHL history (not counting the thrashers) left, leaving the team with nothing.
Look at the last 10 drafts for Colorado. The only stand out names are Rantanen and MacKinnon, they haven't gotten nearly as lucky as you claim in the draft. They're basically rebuilding from nothing, the only saving grace is that the farm system is looking better than it used to.

13 50
wew sounds like a good way to end up murdered

I was considering visiting another general and adopting a persona, I'm thinking Tyrone from Toronto who likes the raptors

/cg/ and hang out with the norwegian sperg

name a better combination than watching hockey and eating toaster strudel. i fucking dare you.

does golf even have one? If so, go visit them and wish them well from /hoc/

Watching hockey and drinking

watching hockey and tugging on my NUTS

>state of state of hockey

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Hockey™, SPAM™, and a delicious Grain Belt™ beer from August Schells Brewing Company™.

500 points for Jordan Staal!

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Never had spam. How do you rate it?

how long until we start seeing cannabis ads on canaidan boards

>your

It's good. It's like bologna but more wet

Uhm excuse me I thought this was a bully free zone
can you stop bullying MY wild, we know we suck we're the state of hockey. you can stop picking on us and thank us for your decent american players anytime.

they aren't getting lucky because they can't scout talent. look at the snes, perpetual mediocrity but look at how many NHL players they've drafted and they never get top 5 picks. beside tkachuk, the last top 5 pick they had was from new york in 2001

It’s probably a 6-7/10. Fry it up and serve on a sandwich or eat plain, be aware, it’s incredibly INCREDIBLY salty, so something to drink is needed.

>*starts reaching for your stick*

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i hope they relocate to a real hockey city. toronto could easily support another franchise.

thank you for big bomb beauty brock

Awhile. NHL will keep them away until its leagal in at least a majority of the NHL-relevant US states

Yeah what with all those cups they have in Toronto

>doesn't post the schedule
>wastes time posting pointless playoff picture when the season isn't over
Worse /hoc/ ever.

>six-team-league cups

13 cups. they'lre going to have to add another shelf for 14 this summer.

>sunbelters defending spam
Literal dog food. Kys

Made a breakfast biscuit with this stuff today. TOO GOOD.

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>unironically creating a trophy for making the playoffs and losing in the first round

imagine getting dabbed on by the sens as a "playoff caliber" team

PFFFFFFFBWAHAHAHAHAFFFFTTTTT

>toaster strudel
>and not a stupid poptart

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>Made a breakfast biscuit
Put it in the basket.

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>Canada and upper Midwest
>sunbelt
Imagine being the same IQ as the temperature outside

im going to be laughing so hard when the leafs prove you all wrong this year

Spam is literally for poor blacks in the sunbelt

we decided that all canadian teams will be referred to as the torontobelt from now on.

Oh sweetie

>playoff caliber

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guy in green shirt: me

guy getting btfo: laffs fans

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So they're gonna lose in 6 games this year in round one instead of 7?

SPAM is a Midwest Classic and we have no blacks

4 losses in the playoffs this year. 2 in the finals.

look at the past 10 years of the avalanche draft history and you can see they are an absolute prospect graveyard. you can see why they are a 1line team. hard to find a bigger prospect graveyard in the league over that time than the avalanche.

over the past 10 years these are the players that the avs drafted outside of the 1st round that managed to play 100nhl games:
tyson barrie
ror
michael bournival (didnt play any of those games for the avs)
will butcher (didnt play any of those games for the avs)

that is absolutely brutal and has nothing to do with "luck". they are an absolute prospect graveyard. until they can draft a brendan gallagher, casey cizikas, somebody in a later round that ends up being a serviceable nhl player they are still going to be a 1line prospect graveyard.

Isobel Cup was named after Lord Stanley of Preston's first born daughter, who both played the sport and helped popularize it throughout Canada. She is mentioned as one of the first women to play organized hockey on the rideau rink after it opened in 1899

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Hoc is for vegans

are pucks vegan?

Even if we were to assume the ruins and lgbtning weren't in the NHL anymore, what's stopping the Leafs from getting absolutely fucking clotheslined in a later round like the Jay's or the Raptors. I'm gonna say nothing when the last 3 cup winners have come out of the Metro. Ignoring that in that scenario they'd still have a Montreal with a perrenial vezina candidate and a line of Finnish bulls; and Detroit with DB0$$ and 18s two first round picks to contend with

Don’t worry, bros. I will make the next thread. I’m thinking about putting a photo of a stew or soup as the OP

Not all of us are Canadians. We can afford meat.

That's a dude, right?

Lady Isobel? more like Lady Is-so-ugly

ITs a feminine penis so no

Yeah I know the front office is shit, why do you think they can't draft outside the first round?
Sakic is a misguided GM who only understands fast snipers, which is part of the reason half of his decisions don't make sense. It's why they've drafted busts like Jost and yet keep him around. Why he ever let go of guys like Statsny and O'Reilly is beyond me, and why he thought the solution to getting better defense would be to get rid of Zadorov is also asinine. I may be a fan, but I'm not delusional about how horribly ran the team is from the front office perspective.

>wood not berry

Oh, alright then

Imagine not being able to score goals. Like just put the puck in the net. It's what you get paid to do brah.

just got pinched by a leprechaun for not wearing green, lads

That depends on what his (((agent))) tell him. His (((agent))) may tell him that he's been underpaid during this contract and that he should go after the biggest contract he can get in free agency.

If he doesn't listen to his (((agent))) he probably stay.

I haven't visited /hoc/ in a year desu and I'm going to flood it with weeb shit during the playoffs

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Is drunk driving a sport?

What makes leaf fans so sure that even if they somehow make the finals, they wont get blown out by either Winnipeg or nashville

Threadly reminder that Oscar Lindberg >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> William Nylander
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>Bruins -> Lightning -> Hurricanes > Sharks
easy. they'll drop 1 to the bruins and lightning. sweep hurricanes. 4-2 over sharks. leafs 2019 stanley cup champions.

this is leafs nation TML life

Good night
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rory will choke

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Baste

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feeling a bit ill bros

Anime is for people who go to hell when they die

its guilt from lying to us about licking the bench

>thinking that >you'll beat the Hurricanes in the ECF
oh no no no

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Based

I'd like to humbly suggest an alliance between the Maple Leafs and Sharks. Please respond if you accept.

>two teams that aren’t passing the first round
Sounds about right

sakic was my favorite player growing up.
*siiiiippps*
hard to watch him struggle with the avs like this.

Had a hot dog for the first time in years. It was fucking gross

The thing is nearly every pick from before 2015 isn't on the team anymore. Prior to last season the avs were a no-line team.
Sakic can't relate to anyone other than speedy forwards which is why he keeps trying to draft them, and usually it doesn't pan out. It doesn't help that the scouts can't asses talent for shit, which is a huge reason they can't draft outside the top 15. I'm this close to saying they need to flush the entire front office and fire Bednar because the fact that they've wasted 5 years of drafting and development is unforgivable, but the owner won't do it because he doesn't give a shit.

This is it. The post that changes everything.

>this was an ECF ages ago

Grim

but user, that's the SCF matchup

probably because i bet you used mustard you retard

why are his pads so filthy?

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

Was literally about to post this exact reminder

If it wasn't one of these you fucked up

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>4 posts early

500

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Decades of puck marks. He never changed his pads.

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WHICH ONE??

Just a reminder that Leafs won't make it past the SCF because retarded leafs fans will pay the same amount as a mortage payment for one laffs game during the regular season when they haven't won a round in over a decade. He will let Sunbelt teams and a few northern American teams in to keep their fanbase coming back. Nothing personal kids.

It's 22:30 dude.

dude, it's only 11:30 am

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