*MUHNDES edition*
>upcoming mätches
SUNDAY 17/03
/bundes/
13:30 Bayer Leverkusen - Werder Bremen (1:3)
15:30 Eintracht Frankfurt - 1. FC Nürnberg
18:00 Bayern München - FSV Mainz 05
2nd /bundes/
13:30 Arminia Bielefeld - VfL Bochum (3:1)
13:30 SC Paderborn - FC Ingolstadt (3:1)
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era of the bull
cows are cute
Objectively best animal
imagine your club spending 20 million euros on a brazilian fraud
Jogi should call up Hinteregger.
bayern stream?
Dogs then küh can be in discussion
nvm got the time wrong. im looking for eintracht
No thanks.
How should I spend the rest of my day?
Can I cook 1000s of different meals from a dog? Does a dog give milk or leather?
I'd rather have 1 cow than 100 dogs tbqhf
Hanging from a noose.
but are cows athletes though?
>Eating meat
Yikes
Fortunately I have my Bayer shares increasing exponentially in the future to look forward to so such a thing makes little sense
I like big tiddies :)
An intriguing question that warrants more of this pictorial material for a thorough debate.
l get regged kid
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HINTEREGGER
bewbies are important
basel just scored against young boys
>braunvieh
nice
> 0:1 unterlagen seine Reservisten am Vormittag gegen die eigene U 21 und veranlassen den Coach zu einer Generalkritik.
>"Ich erwarte, dass wir es gegen unsere U 21 besser machen", sagt Wolf und ergänzt: "Wir hatten viele junge Leute dabei. Die müssen sich strecken und Vollgas geben." Wie schon während seines Kurzeinsatzes gegen die Lilien konnte Fiete Arp abermals nicht überzeugen - und bekommt von Wolf einen klaren Auftrag: "Er muss einfach wieder besser trainieren. Das ist gar nicht böse gemeint. Aber das hilft, um wieder besser zu spielen."
I don't want Nürnberg to get relegated desu
Comfy city and good fans
>if-berlin-was-a-person.jpg
nürnberg is the worst team since tasmania
>you will witness HIV imploding in 2nd buli
that's going to be one hell of a ride
>Tah
lmao he's so shit
no shit, there's a reaon leverkusen have a terrible defending record.
I just wanted to point it out again as I just saw the Lelkusen v Schwemen summary
Watching Kölner Haie - ERC Ingolstadt now
>he is the future of german defending
I hate lÖw so much. The defence was the only working part of the national team. Now >we will have fuggin Ginter, Tah, Rude-igger or Stark paired with Süle. Philipp Max gets no callup but yes, lets keep playing lard fucking stindl. A guy with 2 buli goals because hes 2 years younger than mullel. Or lets not callup volland because I dont like him even though hes been the best German striker for 2 years now. Draxler needs to keep playing because I love how his ass looks when he does fifty stepovers and crosses the ball to our 175cm striker or to fucking nobody and lose the ball constantly. Fuck Löw and ScheiB DFB
>ScheiB
*Snap*
Yep, that's going in my cringe collection
> The defence was the only working part of the national team.
how much alcohol did you drink today?
Rudenigger ain't bad, Suele is okay. Stindl doesn't get called up these days and he's more of a 10 anyway. Volland ain't that great, but it's true that he's still better than Werner. Agreed on Draxler.
not me btw
Just came home from the
13:30 SC Paderborn - FC Ingolstadt (3:1)
Game.
The first half was boring as fuck but then after Ingoldstadt scored they got their shit together and made it
>Floppo
bisch du behindert
>have new gf
>often walk with dogs of friends and take pictures of them taking a shit so I can post them on Yea Forums
>gf checks phone
>sees 100s of pictures of dogs taking shits
>asks me what's going on
I dont know whats more disturbing, the fact that youre pretending to have a gf, or that in your imaginary situation youd get caught in such a mentally unstable situation.
take pictures of her taking a shit, shes probably just jealous
Oh my God so while I half-watched Paris-Nice, Fuglsang won after riding solo for 25k in Tirreno-Adriatico. Stupid of me not to check in on that race.
>Jovic, Rebic and Tadic will carry Frankfurt to the CL semis next year
Brandt to RM?
if neverkusen miss out on the CL
thats a yes then
>Jovic to Barca
>Rebic to Everton/Wolverhampton-tier EPL club
>Tadic to Sevilla/Valencia/AC Milan
lol
Paris-Nice is obviously the superior bike race, so you watched the right thing
Brandt to Bayern is pretty much 99%. FCB knows that Brandt and Havertz are best buddies. Since Brandt is rumored to have an incredibly low exit clause, hes pretty much 100% going to Bayern.
Then theyll get Havertz in 2020.
The only -ic Eintracht needs is Freedy Bobic
...
>letting someone else go through your phone
I'm a permavirgin but why do people do this
>Frankfurt in charge of closing out a game
How can you play your counters so poorly
There are no rumors which is a bit suspicious as people love to leak these done-deals
Havertz feels like the kind of players that would join Bayern but I have my reserves on Brandt. Doesn't seem like he rates the Bayernsliga.
Still don't know why Bozs didn't start with Havertz and decided to go with Dragovic
Anyway, we need a central midfielder atleast
Havertz had the shitters. He wasn't that good when he came on anyway.
He had stomach problems
>Anyway, we need a central midfielder atleast
the biggest need is a good LB, it can't be that the choice boils down to Jedvaj vs Wendell. They have the worst positional play I've ever seen.
Yes, but >we literally have zero midfielders like him, the squad have 5 midfielders and 4 are defensive ones.
>>we literally have zero midfielders like him
you mean someone that makes late runs? true
Based Lewa
bayernwinslol
Yes Dortmund well done well done
HOWEVER
Like Goretzka?
>small team rolling over for bayern without a fight
YIKES
Not exactly news is it? Bayern has gotten free wins for 6 years.
I meant the nations league, wc was bad yes
Stindl got called up again, rudenigger isnt bad but the rest are. Way worse than bummels and boteng
Im a girl btw
yeah, or Ramsey. Havertz is waaay better on the ball though
>small team
wolfsburg had no qualms doing it last week.
Watch Wolfsburg and Mainz give all they have and play like it's a cup final against Dortmund.
It will always simply impossible for Bayern to lose the league until the smaller clubs stop throwing every game against them.
Younes scored for Napoli
>77% possession for Bayern
wow, Mainz are really giving it their all!
>noyer
El MainziANO señoras y señores
Granatmez
Based Goatretzka
Maybe Dirtmund is just a worse team??
GOATMAN
Nah just look at this shit, Koman is an absolute shitter and Mainz just let him score
GOATMAN
He’s their best player by far
If only he could stop being injured all the time he’d already be a goat
>another comfy bundes evening
>rating coman
lol
>a sigh of relief can be heard around the allianz arena as coman scores
>comans wife won't be getting battered tonight
they are worse but it doesn't really change anything
Are you his gf by any chance? Do you like getting beat up?
what's with all the empty seats?
maybe it will end 7-0 this time
New zealand fan club couldnt make it
>Bayern getting rekt in Europe but destroying their opposition at home meaning nothing ever changes for them and they'll never actually become relevant in Europe
>Bundes teams being pure shit and letting themselves get fucked by Bayern means nobody else can ever win it
Bundes is perpetual hell for all involved
>tfw no mommy gf
It's 100% true even if you replace "Bayern" with "Salzburg"
It's 100% true even if you replace "Bayern" with "PSG"
Just found out Buyern bought Werner. Leipzig is a plastic club but at least they made the league fun.
GRANATMEZ
GOATMEZ
>the molester of Mainz
GOATMES3
GOATMEZ
Third game in a row with at least 5 goals scored
not bad
stop using my memes
Is he a tactical genius? He simply annihilates the opposition and he unlocked James. Basically what can stop Bayern form dominating the Bundesliga under his rule? A new dynasty has been born.
>Stindl got called up again
really? wow
This bundes aint big enough for the two of us
No he didn't
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>still 30 minutes left
>that banter from the audience
Wettbewerbsverzerrung what these stupid clubs do against a Bauern
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DAVIESSSSS
ok now this is epic
OH CANADA
>the molesters of Mainz
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even pulisic might score if he played for bayern
10-0 LADS? CAN WE DO THIS??????????
lmao fuck bayern
Bayern keep making Bundes look worse
what I really want is Hebbet Gröni - Mensch overlayed on the massacre of Christchurch
'ate bundes
luv bundas
end of
>Imagine getting scored on by a refugee
In the Hinrunde many teams actually fought against Bayern, like Düsseldorf and Freiburg. The result was that the league was interesting again. Now they just give up again as they've always done. Maybe it was because Bayern was missing some players and just weren't good enough to even beat these shitters. In any case the league is dead and buried.
>butthammered shareholder
xG caught up with you
Even against opponents like these Müller is a total liability in Bayerns attack
ARTIKEL 1
hm he got an assist you know
Farmer's league confirmed.
This
We could have scored at least three more had it not be for that mong fucking everything up.
based
and that's a good thing
have bayern played nürnberg yet
might be a new record
hangover are worse
>Dortmund drew with Nürnberg
They only have themselves to blame
Still Bayen are Celtic tier now
I just came back from the Sturm - Austria match, and I took some photos to satisfy the burger, this was before kickoff, pretty good attendance.
my phone has a really shitty camera, and it's especially evident when the floodlights came on. Austria were fucking shit btw, they have this Chilean leftback and he might just be the most atrocious professional footballer I’ve ever seen, and he got sent off for a stupid elbow or something after 25 minutes. But then again, what can you expect from a Chilean
In the 55th minute >we scored the 1-0 and then saw out the match while squandering chance after chance. Ultimately it meant fuck all, since Rapid managed to throw away a 2-0 lead at home against Hartberg (aka MILF FC). Was an enjoyable afternoon 2bh
Thanks fren, seems comfy
>Journalists tells Kovac many people doubt he's the right person to bring Bayern back into the top 4 clubs in Europe
>"They're probably right"
what did he mean by this
that he still doesnt really understand how or why he got the job
watching the Milan derby
didnt mean to reply
is austria the club for the bourgeoisie?
Brandt is a more complete player than Havertz
FACT!
comfy/10
what to watch now?
supposedly
nowadays they just have less fans than Rapid and act really smug about that for some reason ("class instead of mass"). They also had some pretty hardcore nazis in the stands some years back, no idea if that's still the case
Milan Derby
PSG - Marseille
Betis - Barca
Kerber vs bencic is about to begin
Followed by thiem vs Federer
It's an all Germanic/germanic-ish tennis final day
I'm watching some interesting Korea documenary on the Arte youtube channel right now.
are the viennese just not that interested in football or is it just the austrian league that people don't care much about?
Both
I thought the viola were literally a juden club???
Jz 1 Joghurt mit der Ecke
Schise kerber plays the Canadian gypsy not bencic
neither are complete players, they complement each other however.
*documentary
I somewhat agree
youtube.com
Do you think they fucc?
No that's gay
*dogumentary
*bark* *bork*
>Tyler CHADams
>WestGOD McKennie
>CHADphonso Davies
Apologize and buy more mls academy kids, retards.
I only recognize Adams, Davies and Sargent. Who are the rest?
Adams has been pretty solid so far for Leipzig tßh
Mendez - Freiburg academy
Richards - Bayern academy
George Bello - Atlanta
Gio Reyna - Dortmund academy (will replace Poolishit and be even better than him)
*Adams has been pretty solid for Leipzig so far
thanks
>International break coming up
ugh
>ughposter posting
Ugh
ügh
...
Rather the ugh poster than Slutmark and its Soren proxy that conveniently arrives to announce Slutmark's arrival in the thread.
It's time for bed
You should all watch the Atlanta match. They have a massive stadium which is always sold out and they have a thing that shoots fire whenever Atlanta scores.
footybite.com
MLS is also comfy to watch in general.
proxy off
the match will start ~20minutes after the official kickoff time.
why are dolly zooms not used in porn?
would be the funniest thing to ever happen in a moving picture
I kinda wonder that too. Seems like the most obvious effect for cheap porn plots.
>hey bebe want sum dick
>*unzips dick*
>"dolly zoom on the actress face"
>kerber
Sad!
True!
Doyle pls
Wutsa dolly zoom?
at 8 seconds there is probably the best example
youtube.com
How does he jump so high?
hehe
>upthemainz
also
GO TO BED
Cucks
this shit league is an absolute joke
Based thiem desu
schwul alder
nachti
Nice cows
yes
Th-thanks...!
This is what you get for hiring the same company for your social media PR as Buyern Muncheat.
>Makschimilian Eggenschtein
he looked good yesterday
Yeah, let's hope Löw learns his name now.
They’re actually going to commit Hames lmao
Post your starting XI for Serbia on wednesday.
Salihamidzic zu den Journalisten vor Ort: „Was sagen Sie mir immer, was der Uli Hoeneß gesagt hat? Das interessiert mich doch nicht, was der Uli Hoeneß gesagt hat. Jede Frage fängt mit Uli Hoeneß an. Uli Hoeneß, Uli Hoeneß. Wollt Ihr mich was fragen? Wenn der Uli Hoeneß was sagt, dann fragt doch Uli Hoeneß alles. Ich will doch nicht Uli Hoeneß' Aussagen kommentieren. Das interessiert mich doch nicht.“
basado
>Brazzo starts loosing his shit
eggscelent
Lukas Klostermann (22/Leipzig) bekommt die 13 von Thomas Müller (29), Jonathan Tah (23/Leverkusen) die 5 von Mats Hummels (30), Niklas Stark (23/Hertha) die 17 von Jérôme Boateng (30).
>e
Eggestein getting Draxlers 7 btw, but only because Drax is injured right now.
translation: they can't afford him and/or are trying to get another underhanded/shady deal in place where he runs down his contract
>where he runs down his contract
delete this, Kai would never.
Which team should I start watching, friends?
Is there a memechart or something
yeah right, Simeone would kill him.
> Bei der nächsten Frage, oder eher beim nächsten Versuch, änderte sich die Gemütslage dann etwas. "Uli Hoeneß hat gesagt, dass...", fing ein Reporter in der Mixed Zone an, ehe Salihamidzic ihm ins Wort fiel. "Was sagen Sie mir immer, was der Uli Hoeneß gesagt hat? Das interessiert mich doch nicht, was der Uli Hoeneß gesagt hat."
>Und weiter: "Jede Frage fängt mit Uli Hoeneß an. Uli Hoeneß, Uli Hoeneß. Wollt Ihr mich was fragen? Wenn der Uli Hoeneß was sagt, dann fragt doch Uli Hoeneß alles. Ich will doch nicht Uli Hoeneß' Aussagen kommentieren. Das interessiert mich doch nicht."
respektlos und geisteskrank
ANZEIGE IST SCHON RAUS
>"Was sagen Sie mir immer, was der Uli Hoeneß gesagt hat? Das interessiert mich doch nicht, was der Uli Hoeneß gesagt hat."
Hat Uli ihm erlaubt das zu sagen?
Ohne dich geht jeder Angriff rein
Ohne dich fahrn wir 0 Punkte
Ohne dich hätt Bürki keine Ruh
Dan-Axel Zagaduuuuuu
>This will be 25k euros
ömür
dogs > cows > chicken > pigs > useless animals that don't plant parasites into your brain >>> cats
As if they'd ever pay full price for a Bundesliga player
Und schon der Ankunft-Auftritt des Topstars von Manchester City (100 Mio Marktwert) hat es in sich: Sané trägt eine Lammfell-Lederjacke im Graffiti-Stil („Graffiti Sherling Jacket“ von Balenciaga, Preis: 4 500 Euro) – handbemalt und auf links gedreht wohlgemerkt! Dazu besondere Nike-Sneaker (Preis zwischen 1 500 und 2 500 Euro).
The jacket looks iq890.
du, wer‘s hat ;-)
B-bros
Can someone help me out here? How does a yellow-red card affect the yellow card count, considering you miss one game after five yellow cards?
For example, if you have 2 yellow cards total, then get a yellow-red in one game, miss the next game, get another yellow in the game after, are you then at four or at five yellow cards?
Or, if you have 3 yellows total, then get a yellow-red, do you essentially "reset" yuro yellow counter and only miss one game? Or are you at four yellows then, and miss a game for your next yellow card?
>In Zeiten der schlimmsten sportlichen Krise seit Jahren jubelt der FC Schalke über die beste wirtschaftliche Bilanz, die der Verein jemals präsentieren konnte. Im Geschäftsjahr 2018 hat der Vizemeister 350,4 Millionen Euro Umsatz erwirtschaftet, der Gewinn beträgt 40,5 - beides Rekord.
>Erfreut zeigte sich Peters darüber, dass die Finanzverbindlichkeiten für die Arena nach 18 Jahren Tilgung zum 1. Juli 2019 beendet sein werden - nach der Überweisung des dann noch ausstehenden Betrags in Höhe von 6,4 Millionen Euro. Die Bankenfinanzierung für die bereits laufende Umstrukturierung des Trainingsgeländes (bis 2022) - nach dem Arena-Bau die höchste Investition der Klubgeschichte - wird etwa zehn Jahre dauern. Das Gesamtvolumen beträgt 95 Millionen Euro.
>Die Finanzverbindlichkeiten bei Banken werden in dem Geschäftsbericht mit 144 Millionen Euro ausgewiesen, die Gesamtschulden des FC Schalke liegen bei 220 Millionen Euro. Das Eigenkapital ist mit 7,6 Millionen Euro erstmals seit Jahrzehnten positiv. 2012 betrug die Summe noch 75,7 Mio. Euro - minus.
>Ohnehin bleiben in der Mannschaft - Aufbruchstimmung hin oder her - Zweifel an der Endgültigkeit von Löws Entscheidung. Dies verdeutlichte im 22-jährigen Julian Brandt ausgerechnet ein Vertreter der Generation Zukunft. "Ich glaube nicht, dass es ein endgültiger Schnitt ist. Es kann so viel passieren", sagte der für sein Alter bemerkenswert reflektiert auftretende Offensivspieler und fügte schmunzelnd hinzu: "Man sieht sich immer zweimal im Leben." Die ausgemusterten Weltmeister hätten "mit ihrer Körpersprache andere Spieler mitgerissen und den DFB über Jahre super repräsentiert".
>RB Leipzig steht unmittelbar vor der Verpflichtung des brasilianischen Linksverteidigers Luan Cândido (Foto) – das bestätigte Trainer und Sportdirektor Ralf Rangnick gegenüber dem „Kicker“. „Wir sind uns mit dem Spieler und dem Verein weitestgehend einig“
>Der Medizincheck soll in dieser Woche in Leipzig erfolgen.
> Intern sei zu prüfen, ob die Bayern-Bosse Kovac für den richtigen Trainer für den bevorstehenden zweiten Teil des Umbruchs halten oder dieser nur eine einjährige Übergangslösung darstelle. Taktik und Auftritt im Rückspiel gegen die Reds hätten die Zweifel an der Spielidee des Übungsleiters und den Problemen mit unzufriedenen Profis befeuert, heißt es.
>Der FC Bayern sei vor allem am verhaltenen Vorgehen des Teams gescheitert und nicht an der Stärke des Gegners, was auch den Verantwortlichen des Klubs nicht entgangen sein soll. Der Champions-League-K.o. sei deshalb selbstverschuldet, „wenn auch kein Fiasko“.
>„Ich meine es jetzt gar nicht böse – einfach wieder besser trainieren! Wir haben junge deutsche Nationalspieler im Kader, nicht nur Fiete, die müssen sich halt jeden Tag strecken. Sie sind halt dabei, aber sonst passiert nicht so viel. Besser trainieren hilft auch meistens, um besser zu spielen“, wird Wolf unter anderem von der „Bild“ zitiert.
stop it. Dubs already have already spoken. You got to root for >schalke.
>DFB plant gegen Serbien genderneutrales Stadionerlebnis
>Seit dem 1. Januar gibt es neben männlich und weiblich auch „divers“ als offizielles drittes Geschlecht. Auch der DFB setzt sich damit auseinander. Der Verband führt zum Länderspiel gegen Serbien spezielle Neuerungen ein.
>Bei einem Workshop zum Thema „Queere Fans im Stadion“ am 14. Januar hatten DFB, DFL und Queer Football Fanclubs (QFF) mehrere Maßnahmen besprochen, zwei werden nun bereits umgesetzt. So werden unter anderem die „Toiletten für das dritte Geschlecht“, über CDU-Chefin Annegret Kramp‐Karrenbauerin ihrer legendären Fastnachtsrede noch witzelte, Realität. Neben Herren- und Damen- werden beim Länderspiel am Mittwoch erstmals auch Unisex-Toiletten angeboten. Besucher können sich zudem selbst aussuchen, ob sie sich von männlichen oder weiblichen Ordnern untersuchen lassen.
>Nach Angaben von QFF werden im Rahmen der Vorbereitungen des Spiels alle Ordner und Volunteers darauf geschult, dass die Unisex-Toiletten von allen genutzt werden können. Sie sollen vor den Toiletten für Rückfragen und Feedback zur Verfügung stehen und allen Besuchern mit entsprechendem Respekt und Freundlichkeit begegnen.
Soon
>holding hands
Cute!
>„divers“ als offizielles drittes Geschlecht
how can "divers" be A gender? is everybody retarded these days?
It's actually about sex, not about gender. If you have a genetic deficiency that makes it hard or impossible to determine wether you are male or female, you have the right to have the D for "diverse" on your Perso. That's really all this is about, a minor thing that (apparently?) affects about 1 in 500 people, but of course this is taken out of context by all kinds of people that either want to be mad or want to virtue signal on facebook.
Obviously this whole toilet thing is super silly, but it too is blown way out of proportion and doesn't really matter at all.
>dude why are you eating shit
>IT'S EXPENSIVE SHIT, ARE YOU POOR YOU FUCKING POORFAG I BET YOU'RE POOR [500 NPCs liked this post]
>wearing silly clothes is similar to consuming feces
Please keep your weird fetishes out of this.
t. offended Rayk
No, the jacket is retarded. But not shit-eating retarded. Why get so mad about it that you need to go all-caps? Take it easy, Mr. Non-NPC.
>being this much of an aspie newfag
wew
Made warm Ravioli.
someone post pregnant götze
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>Für Leih-Profi Martin Hinteregger (26, Foto) kommt eine Rückkehr zum FC Augsburg aktuell nicht infrage. Grund ist Trainer Manuel Baum. Das gab der Österreicher nun noch einmal mit deutlichen Worten zu verstehen. Stattdessen betonte er abermals seine Hoffnung, bei Eintracht Frankfurt bleiben zu können, wenngleich er zu bedenken gibt, dass das schon aus finanziellen Gründen schwierig werden könnte.
>„Wenn der Trainer bleibt, gibt es keine Rückkehr“, sagte Hinteregger über das Thema Augsburg (zitiert via „Sky Austria“). Im Januar hatte er im Zwist mit Baum die Freigabe für einen Leih-Wechsel erhalten und sich der Eintracht angeschlossen. Andernfalls – ohne Baum also – schließt Hinteregger auch eine Zukunft in Augsburg nicht aus.
>Hinteregger: „Ich kenne das Budget von Frankfurt und weiß, dass sie vor zwei Jahren 2,5 Millionen Euro für Transfers zur Verfügung hatten. Dadurch, dass ich für 9 Millionen Euro nach Augsburg gewechselt bin, werden sie mich nicht für 2,5 Millionen Euro gehen lassen.“ Beim FCA gilt sein Vertrag bis 2021.
Michael Zorc ist voll des Lobes für den Schweizer Nationalspieler, der vom FC Basel zum BVB kam, und sieht ihn „langfristig bei uns“. Für den Sportdirektor ist er ein „ziemlich kompletter“ Abwehrspieler, der Kopfballstärke und Schnelligkeit mitbringe, sagte Zorc dem „kicker“.
Akanji selbst gibt jedoch ganz offen zu, dass er in seiner Karriere „so weit wie möglich“ kommen und eines Tages „für die beste Mannschaft der Welt“ spielen wolle. Damit dürfte er wohl Manchester United meinen, seinen Lieblingsklub von klein auf.
>Neverkusen
>is everybody retarded these days?
well, take a guess
>Twenty five (25) million
>Dirtmund scamming big clubs with bundes babbies
Could you repeat the question?
based
The answer is no, but because everyone has ADHD and everything is taken out of context, since reading headlines is easier than reading articles, everyone just wants to get mad all the time.
If you get send off for two yellows in one game, does that increase your total yellow count by one or by two? It is relevant because if your total yellow count reaches 5, you miss the next game.
Better?
good.
>since reading headlines is easier than reading articles
Blame the piece of shit newspaper websites that push hundreds of ads, 50 different tracking scripts, auto-playing videos and modals that beg for donation/signups in your face.
That is a factor, but I don't blame them for this ordeal entirely. People are just lazy and love clickbait.
ziyech is cheaper
Explain how dribbling past 4 opponents and getting a cross in is bad?
I interpreted it as only 25 million for such a quality player who is also still pretty young
Mogst mi heiran?
Klopp should get Brandt this time
I HOB KA OIDE
He needs to fuck off and let Dortmund have him
nö
for me, it's I mog di
He should leave germany asap to become a truly elite player.
Fun fact, Franz Beckenbauer was never Bundestrainer.
Do you have Opal Fruits in Germany?
Not under that name. Don't know how our local brand is called though.
Vauxhall Fruits?
They are Starburst here now btw.
>not boosting your stats with sideways passes
that's going to be a cringe from me
I too really enjoyed Mario Strikers, hope they will make a new one eventually.
We have Maoam and this GOAT candy we throw in children's faces during carnival
Oh, those were the ones I was thinking about. Haven't had those in years.
>t. living in the Rhineland but hating carnival
ah yeah are like that.
Got one of them thown into my eye during a parade when i was a kid. Lost sight in my eye for a couple days and my mom was freaking
>baumgartl
>baumgartlinger
whats the next evolution?
Magna-Baumgartlinger
War-Magna-Baumgartlinger x das Respektlose
finally tackling the important issues, this will elevate German football to new heights
when will wolfsburg stop this shit?
basirt
walla 75 ct kann man nix sagen ja
Regensburg - Fürth what do you guys say? Looks boring 2bh
uffff
red for rainycastle
In Ulm um Ulm und und Ulm herum.
what's the difference between the last two
It's a Zungenbrecher. There is no logic behind it.
"um Ulm" can mean "im Umfeld von Ulm", while "um Ulm herum" can mean "an Ulm vorbei".
Good explanation.
Was macht eigentlich Dennis Olejnik?
/bundes is love/
/bundes is life/
Going to bed now and bingewatch a season of Survivor.
Guten nacht meine katze
Nachti mein süßer Adler :3
I miss /hundes/ /kühndes/ just isn't the same
post denbark
its muhndes
'no'
When is the best time to play your hidden immunity idol?
>misses /hundes/
>doesn't provide denbark pic
you deserve the worst
fauler fettsack oder :D
Have a pic of me butt
schwul
How does Jogi still field Noyer as #1? Why didnt he just trash him with the other Buyern shitters while he was at it?
Jogis Wege sind unergründlich.
>watch this fraud of a national team
>neither national nor a team
>say you want to get begrapscht by 1 female Ordner
hehe
>the female Ordner is a man that identifies as woman
>still get to use 1 Scheißhaus all for yourself
wait until you see kroos aimlessly jog around the pitch
Zidane will make him great again
>wake up without alarm clock
>think it's like 6:00 or so
>actually 3
>dicker Kloß im Hals
Ich glaube, ich mach morgen krank.
zauz
stabil gelbe schein kollege
Brauch ich nicht mal. Erst ab drei Krankheitstagen in Folge. Für ein oder zwei Tage schreib ich einfach ne Mail und sag, ich bin krank.
heh lässig
Are you from Berlin?
Nope.
So, hab die Nacht nicht mehr gepennt. Chef hat jetzt ne Mail bekommen, dass ich krank bin. Kam direkt ne automatische Antwort zurück, dass der heute eh nicht da ist.
Someone post the image of the horses on the field when HSV was relegated.
Thank you. Utterly love it.
>his club doesn't offer antivirus
Neuer's the captain. Löw would have to pick a new one if he benched Neuer. But there's no proper replacement because the team is full of new (newish) players now
>But there's no proper replacement because the team is full of new (newish) players now
reus?
Would probably get an arm cramp from putting on the captain band, and be injured for the next 6 months.
>le screeching overcompensating manlet
...
he's got more caps than reus
Kimmich is one of these guys who kinda creeped up for me. Never noticed him much over the past few years, or atleast didn't pay much attention to him, and suddenly he is one of the center pieces of the German NT. Kinda weird. I guess, like Jogi, I need to get my head out of the Podolski, Schweini and Klose era.
hello, American fan here
I said before that Bremen vs Bayer would decide my heart
and I realized I was being stupid and I actually like Frankfurt
go Frankfurt
I u
Leverkusen - Bremen was one of the best matches of the season, how can you suddenly go for Frankfurt then?
>not recognizing jts early morning shitposting routine
Sometimes actual conversation develops from shitposting, you know?
>jt
>actual conversation
Just gotta tickle some genuinity out of him. You'd be surprised how often this stuff can actually work.
yes yes hello
och nö nö nö nö
>signing a 29 year old, injury prone winger
I just noticed that Bayern never payed more than 42 million for a player.
they can't afford any of Realmads A tier players
don't forget his wages
>garage fail
>a-tier
>the city of your reading comprehension
How old was Robben when he signed?
>Fraudicius, Vasquez, Assensio
Real don't really have an A tier alternative to Bale.
thanks :D
hmmm okay thought you were saying it won't happen
25yo
There must be some dickheads at Real Madrid. At least you know Gale is a good lad.
No I am Bryer and düsseldorf lifelong
Don't worry, they can't bully him because he still doesn't understand Spanish
this. Bayern is signing the wrong player.
>halfdead Bayol
so this is the power of the Festgeldkonto. meanwhile Barca sign Greaseman.
Bale and the kid from Chelsea or some other young guy is a good idea. Mix and match between stars and potential.
>Perfekt: Niederländer Schreuder übernimmt Nagelsmann-Nachfolge bei Hoffenheim
>Alfred Schreuder (Foto) wird ab der kommenden Saison den Trainerposten bei TSG Hoffenheim übernehmen. Der bisherige Co-Trainer von Ajax Amsterdam erhält einen Vertrag bis 2022 bei den Kraichgauern, wo er die Nachfolge von Julian Nagelsmann antritt, der ab Sommer bei RB Leipzig unter Vertrag steht.
And Christian Poulsen will replace him in Amsterdam.
Huh, I would have actually bet good money on Tedesco get the job.
Maybe he is taking Wolfsburg then. Or Hannover after they go down.
stop roleplaying as me
as to the German fella, the reason I went for Frankfurt is because I looked up their chants and songs on YouTube, and I really dig their identity. plus, I found out my family friend lives there now, and if I go to Germany, I'll have a place to stay there.
Bremen is good and I like them more than Bayer, and I like all 3 in a general sense, but it's like Bremen and Bayer are my friends and Frankfurt is my wife.
That's unironically a great move for Bayern and Bale, don't @ me.
I thought Rose would go to Hoffenheim but looks like he wants to join the dumpster fire that is >Schalke or Wolfsburg.
>another bald fraud
We don't even have Mercedes sponsorship anymore. That's how bad we are ;_;
talking about Poulsen's
Now youre just pretending to be me - sad!
What does it say?
>Im September 2017 hatte sich VfB-Kapitän Christian Gentner gegen Wolfsburg schwer am Kopf verletzt. Jetzt gab er interessante Anekdoten preis.
>Als er in der Klinik wieder zu sich gekommen war, erzählt Gentner, habe er nur gewusst, "dass beim Fußball etwas passiert war". Seine zwei Brüder seien bei ihm gewesen. "Ich sagte zu ihnen: 'Ich habe im Kopf, dass wir gegen Wolfsburg gespielt haben. Aber was war das denn? Die sind doch in der Bundesliga und wir in der zweiten Liga.' Ich hatte vergessen, dass wir aufgestiegen waren!"
>Ein zweiter spezieller Fall ist ebenso nicht auszuschließen. Die letzten zwei Spieltage werden wie gewohnt parallel ausgetragen. "Sollte jedoch Eintracht Frankfurt am Donnerstag, 9. Mai, im Europa-League-Halbfinale spielen", heißt es auf der DFL-Webseite, "behält sich die DFL vor, am 33. Spieltag die Begegnung zwischen Eintracht Frankfurt und dem 1. FSV Mainz 05 auf Sonntag, 12. Mai 2019, zu verlegen."
Isnt the whole reason to play all matches at the same time, that no Wettbewerbsverzerrung is possible?
what a galaxy brain
hallo?
>leave bosz to me
>This is anything but the friendly game
Rip Reus
Reus will be rested I HOPE.
Dios mio...
Why is he holding a sharpie
yes
do you have to gay around all the time here
To put it in Löws pooper.
>t. Far
This league wouldn't be called Buyernwinsliga if anyone here really cared about Wettbewerbsverzerrung
there's literally nothing gay about lying down atop your bro to share body warmth.
German football enthusiasts are daft beyond salvation, they don't care.
nice honeypot ninehold
i think these people werent sincere in their Abstimmungsverhalten
it wasn't really related I just think it's funny
Why do Brandt's like to Kniefall so much?
weak minded
While most boomer music is cringe, the doors are breddy gud
I love this picture so much
based or cringe? would make for fluidity as Reus may drop to build up with Brandt while Havertz pushes into the box.
*concedes*
>No schreck
*Snap*
Yep, this is going in my cringe compilation
>le 4 hanging peaks
>le 3 ball control sideways passing specialists
>le 3 waist stiff but creative CB
>le sweeper keeper
what has German football become...
How are Sane's defensive capabilities? I'm not a fan of playing a 3 man back row if your wingers only run forwards.
>not a fan of playing a 3 man back row if your wingers only run forwards.
Donut understand why zoomers fail to realize this.. even more retarded when langsammels is back there
That line-up is so fluid it can go on the Unisex toilets :DDDDD
Cringe
Barca wants Moukoko
the French experience, throw in Brandt or Reus as Griezmann
>Angesprochen auf Hintereggers Aussagen, antwortete Baum nach dem Dienstagstraining der Augsburger: "Ich finde, er hätte das nicht nötig. Vor allem holt er zum Rundumschlag aus. Mir stößt auf, dass er den Verein unter Druck setzt. Ich weiß nicht, was in seinem Kopf vorgeht. Er hat mit Sicherheit eine Idee, was er mit solchen Aussagen erreichen will." Baum versicherte: "Ich bin nicht nachtragend. Da stehe ich drüber."
it's called divers now, as in "diverse störungen"
where is the Rundumschlag? It was a pretty relaxed interview and he said he could see himself playing for Augsburg again because he likes the club and the people there, just not under the current coach. Maybe Baum meant this line, though the training is also his responsibility
>"In Augsburg habe ich ein wenig bemängelt, dass ich größtenteils gegen Nachwuchsspieler trainiert habe und daher nie so gefordert wurde. Jetzt habe ich komischerweise im Training immer mit Ante Rebic das Vergnügen. Wenn du Tag für Tag gegen ihn verteidigen musst, ist es ein großer Punkt, dass du eben am Wochenende solche Leistungen bringen kannst. Man spielt so, wie man trainiert - das sagt man nicht nur so, sondern das ist wirklich so. Da muss man auch dementsprechend gefordert werden."
35yo boomer here
Didn't feel anything for like 3 or 4 years, now I'm starting to get angry at really minor things.
Is this a sign of depression or just going insane?
You have a problem you need to deal with, that is causing you stress so you know what to do.
>t. Andrea Petkovic, proud supporter of Darmstadt, Offenbach and Eintracjt Frankfurt
You are coming out of a depression where you were apathetic and now the real, miserable you are surfacing again. Congratulations!
starting depression or what Denmark said
start lifting or do some other sport if you dont already
DFB-Elf ohne Gnabry gegen Serbien – Torwartfrage noch offen
Bayern-Profi Serge Gnabry wird der deutschen Fußball-Nationalmannschaft im Testspiel gegen Serbien nicht zur Verfügung stehen. „Er ist für morgen nicht eingeplant“, sagte Bundestrainer Joachim Löw am Dienstag in Wolfsburg. Dort bestreitet die DFB-Elf am Mittwoch (20.45 Uhr/RTL) ihr erstes Länderspiel des Jahres. Gnabry fehlte zuletzt schon beim FC Bayern München wegen einer Erkältung und war erst am Dienstag in Wolfsburg angekommen. Wer gegen die Serben im Tor stehen wird, ließ Löw offen. „Da haben wir noch keine Entscheidung getroffen“, sagte der Bundestrainer über das Duell zwischen Kapitän Manuel Neuer und Marc-André ter Stegen.
It's a sign of too much testosterone, you should increase your Söja intake
At least you can walk
Emre Can (25) sieht seine Leistungen bei Juventus Turin von Bundestrainer Jogi Löw nicht gewürdigt.
„Ich lasse das mal unkommentiert, andere sollen das beurteilen. Ich stelle aber fest: Im Ausland werden meine Leistungen sicherlich anders beurteilt als in Deutschland“, sagt der Confedcup-Sieger von 2017 im Interview mit SPORT BILD zu seiner Nichtnominierung für die Länderspiele gegen Serbien und den Niederlanden.
je genau macht einen auch weniger agresif und fraunfeindlich :3 ^^
serie a makes khedira look good
almost as bad as the bundes
little jorge looked like a world beater in serie A
Jorginho?
Reminder that Jogi Löw will play Brandt on the wing and Werner as striker and Kimmich and Kroos in DM
I wish they'd bring back Kroos and sign Brandt. Neither is going to happen unfortunately
jo bin jz da jungs
is a bundes a cow?
Jesus you're brainless
19:09 Echte Liebe
Good post.
Anyone know how I can repair this?
The EPL is too hardcore for him
you buy a new one
yawn-o-rama
someone post them big milkers
>evilmark
ugh
No no, it’s me
the official /bundes/ milkers
also a nice one from that folder
yes it has become time my colleague
>le shaved dyke look
it hurts every time
I'm depressed. I've lost all capacity for enjoyment, even in things I used to enjoy. I'm /numbdes/
yes hello welcome
Uhm sweetie it's called being an adult, look it up.
what does human milk taste like?
sweeter than salty milk and coins or saltier than sweet milk and bags of sand?
>he doesn't remember
>t. got breastfed 14 years
It helped my development
> Prof. Dr. Maja Göpel, Generalsekretärin des Wissenschaftlichen Beirats der Bundesregierung Globale Umweltveränderungen (WBGU)
She cute
hat dumme Augen. 100 IQ, bestenfalls.
>Prof Dr
meh
Didn't have a Stuhlgang today.
You schmeiß it away
> BAYERN-BOSS KÜNDIGT GROSSANGRIFF AN
> Hoeneß: Wir werden investieren wie noch nie!
What if the investments fail?
>politische Ökonomie
>Honorarprofessorin an der Leuphana Universität Lüneburg.
Zerspanungsmechaniker tier, maybe
SELL SELL SELL
As a rule of thumb, the bigger the animal, the more fat is in the milk. Since humans are much smaller than cows, their milk will have much less fat.
So, human milk would taste like low-fat milk.
I unironically just started a lil bit on the train
He's saying that every year
Humans aren't animals you dingus
>Hernandez for 80m
>N.Pepe for 80m
>Pavard for 34m
>Werner for 40m+tip
True, but they are mammals.
They'll get Werner next year, as they always do
>N.Pepe
>Pepe
>Is a frog
implying red bull won't ban him to the stands if he pulls this
he's not french tho
RIP Bayer's short term share price
Time to buy
Are you excited to see the zoomer Mannschaft in action tomorrow?
nö
LOVE this type of thread tbchwyl
Those are literally and unironically the most childish and retarded threads auf 4channel. Kill yourself
>midfield will be something shit and boring like Goretza-Kimmich-Kroos
no thanks
Getting back into ‘The New Pornographers’.
It’s been a while!
Jz 1 Orange
l-lewd
Listening to Hold on Magnolia and just want to waste away with a bottle of wine in my hand sitting on a hill while staring at the sunset.
Pépé will be elite
yes yes
Jz noch ein Butterbrot?
sure why not
My arms are thin my legs are skin and I have this fat Bauch. Why?
F A T Z E
>autosaging a thread 10 posts away from bumplimit
okay now this is epic
good night
please pay nato denbts
hows the bundes lads
Pretty exciting. Schalke is sliding towards relegation, there are like 9 teams who are still fighting for european qualification, and Bayern and Dortmund currently have the same amount of points on place 1.
new thread soon
