/biathlon/ aka chicks with guns - winter sports general

IBU World Championship in Östersund:

>07 MAR 16:15 Mixed Relay (W-M) - Winner: Norway
>08 MAR 16:15 Women 7.5km Sprint - Podium: 1.Kuzmina 2.Tandrevold 3.Dahlmeier
>09 MAR 16:30 Men 10km Sprint - 1.JTB 2.Loginov 3.Fillon Maillet
>10 MAR 13:45 Women 10km Pursuit - 1.Herr Mann 2. Eckhoff 3.Dahlmeier
>10 MAR 16:30 Men 12.5km Pursuit - 1.Pidruchnyi 2.JTB 3.Fillon Mailler
>12 MAR 15:30 Women 15km Individual - 1.Öberg 2.Vittozzi 3.Braisaz
>13 MAR 16:10 Men 20km Individual - 1.Peiffer 2.Iliev 3.TBo
>14 MAR 17:10 Single Mixed Relay (W-M) - 1.Norway 2.Italy 3.Sweden
>16 MAR 13:15 Women 4x6km Relay - 1.Norway 2.Sweden 3.Ukraine
>16 MAR 16:30 Men 4x7.5km Relay - 1.Norway 2. Germany 3.Russia
>17 MAR 13:15 Women 12.5km Mass Start -1.Doro 2. Yurlova-Percht 3.Herr Mann
17 MAR 16:00 Men 15km Mass Start


Medal table:

Norge....... ....- 5.....3.....1
Deutschland. - 2.....2.....3
Italia..............- 1.....2.....1
Sweden........ - 1.....1.....1
Ukraine......... - 1.....0.....1
Slovakia....... - 1.....0.....0
Bulgaria........ - 0.....1.....0
Russia ..........- 0.....1.....0
Frankreich.....- 0.....0.....3


Langrenn, Season Finale:

22/03 Québec Sprint M/W 1820
23/03 Québec 10k C MST W 1415
23/03 Québec 15k C MST M 1600
24/03 Québec 10k F Pursuit W 1430
24/03 Québec 15k F Pursuit M 1545


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>Bolsh already cracking
oh no

Hanna CUTEberg

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>chad Falconeri wooden plate vs virgin Buneswher iPad

yes, wtf you watch eurovision enhanced streams too??? Do you record them/screenshot?

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spoonfeed me lads. is there anything on right now and alse where to watch?

curling
youtube.com/user/WorldCurlingTV

do you watch enhanced streams? You should, they show her zeroings too

maybe even warm up laps

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I don't understand why some people find this attractive.

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she's CUTE

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Sometimes I do and I made a webm especially for you, do you want it?

Baiting? She is one of the most attractive of biathlon roster, just a very 'right' face

do you find Hinz pretty?

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That one tattood swedish girl looks like a degenerate.

warm boobies here right under the suit :3

athletic women have best body proportions

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nothing on skis? don't judge me despite our weather crosscountry ski and biathlon receive literally 0 media attention here.

Its just ridiculous that Klaebo gonna win the globe, hes cant fucking finish 15km in top 10

YES

Do you record it? How?
Post ALL YOU HAVE, I will too - later


I have some requests
1) screenshot from 3rd window of enhanced feed after mixed relay finish, she hugged somone near the finish box after flower ceremony
2) her face during zeroing of sprint and individual - i might lsot some minutes :(

Bolshunov is going to knuse Norwegians.
15k going on right now!

>finish 15km in top 10
its very hard, because too much of guys who are very good on 15km

Respect to this Andorran skier. He does this with low resources and tech

She looks not as bad in that picture, but I don't like her face.

15k free is on but its almost over

Don't worry Bolshu will take it in Quebec.

is there a stream?

found one thanks finland

Men's MS startlist:

1 yr BOE Johannes Thingnes NOR 1993 1
2 PIDRUCHNYI Dmytro UKR 1991
3 PEIFFER Arnd GER 1987
4 LOGINOV Alexander RUS 1992 2
5 ILIEV Vladimir BUL 1987
6 FILLON MAILLET Quentin FRA 1992
7 BOE Tarjei NOR 1988 3
8 DESTHIEUX Simon FRA 1991
9 FOURCADE Martin FRA 1988
10 EDER Simon AUT 1983 4
11 GUIGONNAT Antonin FRA 1991
12 DOLL Benedikt GER 1990
13 HOFER Lukas ITA 1989 5
14 WEGER Benjamin SUI 1989
15 EBERHARD Julian AUT 1986
16 CHRISTIANSEN Vetle Sjaastad NOR 1992 6
17 GARANICHEV Evgeniy RUS 1988
18 LESSER Erik GER 1988
19 RASTORGUJEVS Andrejs LAT 1988 7
20 SAMUELSSON Sebastian SWE 1997
21 DOHERTY Sean USA 1995
22 BJOENTEGAARD Erlend NOR 1990 8
23 KRUPCIK Tomas CZE 1988
24 WINDISCH Dominik ITA 1989
25 NAWRATH Philipp GER 1993 9
26 FAK Jakov SLO 1987
27 FINELLO Jeremy SUI 1992
28 LEITNER Felix AUT 1996 10
29 KRCMAR Michal CZE 1991
30 NORDGREN Leif USA 1989

0 skiatlons this season and only one marathon but sprints EVERY FUCKING TOUR, gay ass skiing this days

*ahem*

FUCK Russia and FUCK Sweden

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Sundby

Just ended so hf. Klaebo leads by around 15 points. Surely with only one sprint and two 15k:s in Quebec Bolshu will take the big globe.

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I have nothing more for you

same poster?

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How did you made it? (soft)

Why? Do you like her or did you do it for me?

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Sundby was the only Norwegian skier who defended Legkov after Sotchi

awesome awesome awesome webm

Wish you had more and more

(was she singing at 0:06?)

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he's always was nice to russians for some reason

god I wish that labello was my dick

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omg she indeed was singing :3
hear voice is audable but i cant say what did she sing

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Seyfarth wins. I'm okay with this.

Do you have a screenshot of her rifle check or zeroing at sprint/individual?


also the same song or very similar played right now on ostersund stadium! open eurovisionsports.tv/ibu/live.html?id=4870 , mute main and upped window player, and lsiten to bottom window (playback 1 minute from the time of this post)

oh god that was painful to watch

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>glorified sprinter wins the worldc up second year in a row
absolute state of modern langrenn tbf

It's the end of a long championship season where the World Championship was his main goal. He won a 15km mass start and a 15km pursuit earlier this season (no big lead on Ustiugov and Bolshunov lost time).
youtube.com/watch?v=nnvHr3MJ2O8
youtube.com/watch?v=F6Zg4Dbhpos

I agree that sprints should have less of an impact on the World Cup though, Bolshunov has clearly been the best all-rounder this season. Tour de Ski should also be 'nerfed'. Johaug has been the best woman in skiing this season and has won every single distance race she's started, but since she didn't start Tour de Ski she's only ranked fourth in the World Cup over 360 points behind Östberg. Östberg has only taken about 160 of those points in sprints.

There is no way Bolshunov will not win the cup next weekend with the form he has been showing. I believe!

Mazet just coached someone in english, interesting stuff! wish they saved it

Is she done?

now ukrainain coach speak russian with accent(is he slovakian?)
about wind and aiming

( i watch -29 min replay)

DORO
O
R
O

did she reached her peak form there or not? Shipulin said she crunched unusually on 3rd/4t lap of some uphill today, said she might be in bad conditions and usualyl she goes differently

>Iliev already with a broken pole

Nothing on that yet. She just got pretty emotional and annoyed at the interviewer at the end. She is very disappointed.

every time I hear her talking I get surprised by her child voice

Aktivera det.

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4kek already a bully in the field.

Her face isn't unattractive for me but I just don't find girls with curly hair attractive. Like it just completely kills any attraction I have to them if they've got curly hair.

She's said she'll take it one season at a time and will keep going as long as she enjoys it. We might just get at least one more season of Kaisa.

I live near QC City. How do I even attend this thing? Is it free, kind of like the cycling thing?

Break Illiev's pole on the first lap.
I repeat, break Illiev's pole on the first lap

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Hope somebody shoots him desu

worldcupccquebec.com/
Didn't look in to website too much but it is almost always free. Seating might cost something. If you live close by you should definitely go!

no need

always liked you finland you keep doing you

yeah she even looks like a fucking child. I always forget that she was still born in the DDR.

dat swedish princess looks like a fucking downie

At least she's not fat like the Dutch ones

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It still warms the heart to see Fourcuck failing.

thicc

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4kek is bust and done.

If >we are happy now, remember there are 2 (two) standing shootings left for JTB

Middle is a whale, right looks like a potato.

Left chick is cute though.

>these landwhales
>Victoria Verstappen
What is it with Dutch women and obesity?

Loginov throw it away again

i have no expectations whatsoever

Boe plz give more lulz

PS fuck Norway

Prime slampigs

one of the first pics

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This one is even better. >dat fucking milkshake

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4kek so far behind he has time shitpost on /biathlon/

>Verstappen
That family is utter trash, they're the dutch equivalent of gypsies

There's a TON of Dutch field hockey qt's

It really is happening, /biathlon/ is turning into /f1/ this spring.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS SHOOTING

KEK
E
K

What about Norwegian princess Ingrid Alexandra?

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Haha

Wtf is happening

Quite the conditions you got there Sweden.

post that qts

also iirc verstappen's mom is noticable

What a fucking shitshow

G A R A

>the city of biathlon

Lol what the fuck never seen anything like this before

For me, it's Simone Simons

What a smug bastard.

CHOKEFEST

does he want to eat her?

Someone please make a gif of this 3rd shooting it's going to be epic

>Simone Simons
Caked in makeup in every picture, you play a dangerous game.

Gara gonna choke 100%

For me, it's /royalty/

pic

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In b4 garanichev misses 4

He calls her "edible" which is basically Norwegian for "cute". Then he says he will start eating her at the bottom, which suddenly gives it a more sexual meaning.

Apparently, he's a pedophile.

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JTB is going like a madman now. Shaky legs incoming.

JTB wat te fuk

>It's a Christiansen can barely move episode
I remember when he was talented because he was a quick skier

Don't know why he does this, wait to the last lap

Choke incoming

Edible sounds so fucking creepy in English. For some reason that post reminded me of a time I was shitfaced and over WA asked a girl to sit on my face so I could eat her out. Did not go down well.

Autism with a touch of arrogance

>boe

BÖG

what the fuck is this shit

>JTB 5 misses

5 (FIVE)

Just

*WHEEZE*

>windisch in the wind
It’s like poetry

>BOE
>O
>E

FAK :D

KINO

well gz italy

lmao

what the fuck was that

epic

Windish wins, as expected

holy loly

>Windisch
>is not affected by the wind

AAAAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH

BÖG
Ö
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biathlon > langrenn

Boo-oe

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arr rook the same

Italy wins AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK

In german you would probably say 'lecker' which translates best to 'tasty'.

>Boe
>is affected by the wind

I'm not even mad that was KINO.

Also friendly reminder the GOAT shot 20/20 in worse conditions
youtube.com/watch?v=1Ppg815nARM

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man i do love me some spaghetti

not fan of photoshop, but this one seems ok


what i love in skiing grils, they dont wear that much make up

BROKEN. MAN.

>mfw

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Yeah, heard that before. Sounds a lot less creepy than edible and spise opp.

Oberhof and Ostersund sometimes are kind of casino

Snow K I N O

Italy stronk

In german you could say "zum Anbeißen" (worthy to take a bite from = tasty) which can be said about food but about women as well without sounding too creepy. Unless they're 14 year old royals lol

eberhard wtf

>Italy

>Windisch out of fucking nowhere
>Guigonnat
>Everhard
Well I certainly didn't see this coming but I approve of this.

I think Biathlon has gotten more entertaining since JTB started choking

>bingo race
>kino

K I N O

I'm not even mad

Based Antonin

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Harsh but true. He's no longer a guaranteed win until after the last shooting, it's definitely more interesting.

Meme race

Conditions were equal for everyone

>but about women as well
actually I only heard it said by women about men.

>Johannes "Gontier" Boe

It's over

Holy shit, not a single one shot 20/20

Take my Reddit gold

>Doro and Windisch take the golds
Complimenti, Italia

wind changes very fast and unexpected, some may have bad wind, shoot with 3-4-5 misses, but 15 sec after they leave the matt wind becomes slower and more managable

also some guys are exposed to wind, and some are covered by 6'2 guys

In Dutch you have a similar 'Je ziet er uit om op te eten' (you look like you could be eaten)

>italy dominates
>not a single italian in the thread

>only one weekend of biathlon remaining this spring

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AAAAAAAAAA don't remind me

One italian with french ip here

Ps fuck Fourkek

Based

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>.
hahahahahahah fucking faggot kek :DDDD

Can someone explain to me what that last shooting was? Literally everyone in the top 10 choked.

we /deathjump/ now

They just didn't want it enough

dreadful cross-wind

>top 3 make a combined 12 errors in the last shooting
i think ur right

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Loser mindset

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Closing ceremony now

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Jessica Diggins does things to my peepee

based. first norwegian overall winner in nordic combined since 1999.

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Nordic Combined sucks, it's easily the worst winter sport

>Ranz-Josef Rehrl

nah, as long as you avoid the ski jumping it's fun. cross country pursuits always make for exciting races.

>that tummy
Oh my

>first Norwegian win since 1999
I can see why you say that

pls don't break Manninen's record!

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Only one extra sprint has been added this season compared to the last one, and it's a stage sprint with half the WC points awarded. Excluding the championship races there hasn't been a single World Cup season with more than one 50km (or longer) race since 2002 when Birkebeineren was a part of the World Cup. We had the Seefeld 50km this year as well so a third 50km would've been ridiculous. There was only one skiathlon last season and that race was replaced by a 30km freestyle this season. No dramatic changes.

There will be more chances for longer races next season when there are no championships.

I don't respect sports where they are average in multiple things instead of being really good at something.

you're in a thread dedicated to mediocre skiers showcasing their mediocre shooting abilities

I respect pentatholinsts/hepthalonists very highly!

let's see how well dedicated shooters can shoot after few kilometers of skiing

Shooting and skiing work well together. And you have to be the best in the world to shoot while tired. Nordic Combined is literally two different races and they're average at both races

>Nordic Combined is literally two different races and they're average at both races
yes, and pentathlon is ten seperate competitions and it's still kino. just add a few more sports to nordic combined and we'll make it more watchable. the ultimate winter sport athlete needs a sport.

thank you Finland ya bloody legend

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triathlon is the true patrician sport however

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Triathlon trips of truth

Not true though. Many biathletes have done well in XC as well, Hermann, Tiril, OEB to name a few. And the shooting bit doesn't really apply because, as Finnbro said, they're skiing their asses off for several kilometers before coming to the range with a heart rate of 160+ BPM. A dedicated shooter could never do that, while biathletes often compete in shooting tournaments (at least here in Norway). Nordic combined athletes jump shorter than dedicated jumpers and ski slower than dedicated skiers

>just add a few more sports to nordic combined and we'll make it more watchable
We need winter decathlon: All four alpine skiing events, ski jump in small, large and ski flying hills, speed skating, XC and biathlon. Points are accumulated from all events and the one with most points win. I'd watch that shit.

why wont they wear such comfy hats during competition?

trifags are cancerous and the sport is shit

Winter decathlon sounds kino. Let's contact the lads that do the Olympics, I hear they'll take any old sport there.

her only downside, she doesn't swallow

Hopefully better than the world's best biathlete on the last shooting today.

>pentathlon
obviously ment decathlon, but same thing

oh you sweden, you forgot Brorsson already!

try shooting at relaxed 180bpm heartrate

>buy new skin skis
>go test them out instantly
>have not skied classic since being in the army 10 years ago
>with forest skis and wearing wellingtons
>be sore all over
skis 10/10, gotta work on technique and just ski more.

>dedicated to mediocre skiers
>t. pls join our langrenn relay team, Tiril

Tiril is a shit skier and Frida could beat her blindfolded on any distance longer than a babby sprint.

Fuck, isn't it so much fun though? No other sport combines technique, strength, endurance and being in nature. Rowing maybe but skiing is just such a great way to get some exercise.

And Tiril could shoot way better especially after skiing. What's your point?

My point is that people ITT unironically believe Tiril is some sort of elite skier when in reality she wouldn't get a spot on Norway's relay team in XC in a million years.

I doubt anyone thinks that. Tiril is a good skier comparatively to the rest of the IBU WC field. Very few biathletes could compete against actuals skiers. The only one I could think of is Lars Berger in Sapporo and maybe GOAT.

Yeah. I should've gotten these skis so much earlier, beats riding on a trainer any day of the week. I got into endurance sports through cycling and while they're different both are amazing. Cycling is more about pure endurance, power, and strength while skiing requires actual technique. Both let you just forget everything else in the world and just focus on the road/track in front of you.

>Both let you just forget everything else in the world and just focus on the road/track in front of you.
Exactly this, as a super amateur as I am I have to focus so much on my technique that I get to forget everything else, it's great.

Not him, but yes, too bad that at southern coast that is three months max, and "being in nature" part is two months max as skiing a 1,5km loop is not really being in nature

Who da fuck thinks that?

Imagine falling asleep tired and happy, hugging your fav woman

Southerners once again btfo.

Cycling is almost like meditation for me. I can either just focus on riding or go through stuff that is bothering me. It's amazing what just riding home from work can do after a stressful day.

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yeah, i like mikaela shiffrin

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Mi-kay-la is very cute!

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she a cute footballer

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A even cuter alpine skier I'd argue.

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yes

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Remember biathlon has been SPAGHETTIGED, we are entering in an Italian dominance era

Glad that 4chad is gone

Barilla has lain the ground work. I am ready.

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>dominant
yes pls

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Dominant girls is the most patrician fetish. Don't (you) me.

Dominating dominant girls is the most patrician fetish. Don't (you) me.

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>Doro will never gently peg me
>tfw

>Doro doing anything gently
you want Vittuzzi

>Submitting to the happy merchant's daughter
Big yikes

Doro seems submissive desu.

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>The World Cup, Doro. Hand it over!

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looks like a jewess

oh she really is. She's literally sucking the enemy's cock.

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mediterranian =/= jew

is that a german or turkish flag?

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I like pony girl's wide stance

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sup

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KEK

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Mikaela is from Colorado. Based Rockies BTFOing Alpsoids.

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qt and pure

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two cute athletes

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thanks, had not seen that one

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>we are entering in an Italian dominance era
I don't think so, maybe for the girls since Kuzmina gonna retire, Kaisa became too old and Hampster is a part time biathlete but there is still Herrmann who begin to shot better and few young girls who gonna be more constant. For the guys no way, Italians guys are too inconstant, JTB gonna be there for years and many others guys can wins each race too. So no spaghettisation for me

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Santa’s gonna have some fun tonight..

>chicks with guns
Cringe

>american flag
this thread is not for you

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We haz the goat winter athlete so no u

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>goat winter athlete

Haha, no.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_multiple_Winter_Olympic_medalists

Bjǿrn Dæhlie, Ole Einar Bjǿrndalen and Marit Bjǿrgen are shared GOATs.

where have you been the past 5 threads? It's really not the same without at least one Burger making an ass of himself.

>tiril laughing when they asked about how wierer is as competitor and friend:
-well she's not one of my best friends

interesting, when they asked about Doro to MDH 3 days ago she said "we girls don't like her because she's too beautiful and too strong" she said that on a joking way with laughing and just after she said "in fact it's really a good person, always nice and always smiling" But unfortunately i think the first sentence was little true since women are like that
And i think for men it's the same but about success and i think everyone hate 4chad and JTB but obviously no one gonna said it

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Heidi Weng is the undisputed GOAT (in my heart)

Fed's giving her the "begone thot" look.

>imagine getting an injection by Gontier
>misses vein 5 times

>Doro nurse 76.webm
>76

Don't tell me you have literal dozens of these webms.

you meant please, also post the other 75

I'm worried about his mental well-being, not to mention that /biathlon/ is not for dumping webms.

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>chicks with guns
>cringe
>not hot
out of my country commie faggot

yes, thats what he meant!
so where are the missing 75 doro nurse webms?

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>/biathlon/ is not for dumping webms
if webm has no sound, noone can hear you scream

I fact i have 183 webm of this, that's wrong lads? you think i have a mental problem or something ?

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post them then we judge

i'll not doing it because the norwegian guy gonna bully me

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Tank bump

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tank needs balance update for next season

Haha. Italian commentators when Windisch won:
youtube.com/watch?v=zPNOHS7Ta-I

incridible!

this is a blue board Pierre

>she lays down 1 cm of foundation on her face
why not just wear a balaclava?

thicc

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Jesus

We worked on the physical gene manipulation this season. Next season our brain team will have fixed her balance as well.

Feeling bad for Kaisa. She is one of the most popular athletes and the only top biathlete in Finland. She have been under too much pressure, though she haven't admitted it.

Is she the female Patrik Laine?

>this thread
>year round

nrk.no/sport/klar-tale-fra-skistad-om-eget-kvinnesprintlag-_-men-falla-sier-_nei_-1.14476791

Is it true that Falla and Skistad dislike each other?

If true, I'm team Falla all the way.

Don't know but it wouod be weird if they did. I mean Falla is 10 years older than Skistad. Usually those tensions arrise between athletes in the same age group.
On the other hand, if they really do, there must have something happened between those two.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i am lazy and forget to check other german team memebers' instagram and spot her there

Only now for a whole WCH i opened Doll's IG and found that cute pic

she looks sad tfw cant be her bf and help her

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and the only other profile i visited during WCH was Hildebrandt's profile two days ago, I found this pic

Anyone visited their profiles while I didn't? Maybe you have saved something?


would be so sad if there were shots with her which I missed due to laziness and stupiditness :(

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She's a mental midget though. Part of it has to be being the only top biathlete or even one of the few medal hopes in Olympics but she consistently chokes on world champs and Olympics.

Me on the bottom

redpill me on doro

Who of biathletes have a cleverest speech

i dont like the way most women speak, but most of women are iq80

Doro actually isn't that attractive and it is instead vittozzi that is the REAL qt Italian

True. Mental strength is as crucial as physical at top level.

Lithuanian user, do you have some webms from 12 march? or upload recording to mega.nz or whatever

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A get the feeling that Kristine is kind of bitchy to be honest

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>nrk.no/sport/klar-tale-fra-skistad-om-eget-kvinnesprintlag-_-men-falla-sier-_nei_-1.14476791

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greentext is wrong and didnt mean anything, just forgot to put my mouse off

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Prettiest. Still don't get was that German baiting me when called her non-pretty or was he serious, because in my opinion she have a perfect face. Strict, shaped, beautiful

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Delete

test

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CUTE

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Kaisa acute.

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everybody post the first 20 pics of his/her Kaisa folder

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ugly thot

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rude!

GERMAN WHERE ARE YOU

Can you help me understand: was DSV living in that house or what? what does german media/forums write?

also look at pic - doesnt look like hotel

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departure of German team

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name a better butt in skiing. pro-tip you can't

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based and stabbypilled

Maiken's butt and thighs > Stina's cutting board.

Hope you mean #13 (whoever this is).

Maiken

she thicc

She sure is. One of the most underrated skifus in my opinion.

easy

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The tank is right here. Make a sprint team.

Permakoski obviously

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Aaahhhh if I had a wife, we would play footie together on backyard, and had a gym session together, with squatting and jumpig, and squeeze each other sore butts after that

If we both were a biathletes, i already thought it few years ago, we could train together actually quite a lot. Not intervals/hard/camps, but evening/morning jogging(warm up tempo, cool down too) and gym workouts/gymnastics/whatever are avialable for joint male+female excercising

Do they travel to Oslo by car?

Doubt it, all the skis and guns do though.

Russian journalist write than almost all teams travel to Oslo from Ostersund by the same charter flight

Would be a shame if someone would to hijack that plane full of qts.

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Otsatukka Venppa > No otsatukka Venppa.

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Watching female curling on Eurosport
how can I get a leaf gf

I prefer no otsatukka venppa

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Kill a moose and bring it to her doorstep

Imagine being her bf

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sweet stache

Why isn’t team Homan playinhhahahhaahhahhhahah HAHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAH

Fun fact: Maja won silver and bronze running the 300m hurdles in the youth national championships of 2009 and '10. Also got some decent results in 80mH and 300m.

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Warholm was in this meet too

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baby Madja

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Amalie Iuel >>> Maja Dahlqvist

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This is the winter sport thread so fuck off.

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based Frida

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Stina Nilsson, Ebba Andersson, Frida Karlsson and Charlotte Kalla are all extremely ugly, they probably smell bad too.

post husbando

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not Mummy

Husbando of the year every year

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Who dis?

His legs weigh more than all of me.

We lost this man, and now we got the sperg redbull king. We better get some speed demons at the truck again.

*track even.

youtube.com/watch?v=aqznGWb5hGU

What a whore. She's getting desperate.

How old is she?

Old. Hag is old.

>tfw I'm a month and a half older than her

CUTE

youtube.com/watch?v=xx4vlLln4YQ

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You better be desperate dude.

naptime

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Holy based.

Was this shown on svt? If so we should track it down in their archives

Great album user.

There is no genetic difference between Swedes and Finns guys

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Who's going to win the women's world cup and why?

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based t&f poster

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Is Stina going to Canada?

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Not the same guy.

kiss kiss

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look at this dood

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So Doro's a really big slut, right?

Those are some impressive quads

no

blonde looked like herrmann for me for 0.5 sec before i realised its not her

How do I learn what time was this story instagram.fhel5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/vp/e3ceca9e00e0b653a430a590e0a966b7/5C91CEA6/t51.12442-15/e35/54248163_595425267599916_1346082052915168274_n.jpg?_nc_ht=instagram.fhel5-1.fna.fbcdn.net&se=7&ig_cache_key=MjAwMjIyMDc4NDcxODExMDA5OA==.2 from that instagram.com/fabien_claude1/ accoutn psoted? Its for sure more tha 24 hrs, but how much?

I want to know were germs and french taking the same plane

oh idiot, those were taking off from france, not ostersund

still, anyone witnessed stories from ostersund airport, airplane or oslo airport in any account of any biathlete?

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they taked off from france, not ostersund

>Doro not a slut

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English masterclass in this thread

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why i dont like americans because they bring their values and themes into european threads
americanizaiton is a cancer

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Frida is in Canada?

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yes

Tank bump

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Great, both Tiril and JTB are “sick” for Holmenkollen

Weak minded chokers are affraid of binning it again

Frida bump

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Du kan inte gjora på det vise Frida.

I got hopes for him, but we need more speed demons if we gonna aim for the top.

When she is tired, her eyes are so beautiful

Is it first time she shares a photo with bf statement?
All women want it, right? Ans if she is 20-21-22-23-24-25 yo and have no photos with bf, then what?

Still wonder why some are over 25yo and we havent seen their bfs...

Cringe

Expected from Tiril, not so much from JTB. He is two victories away from having the most victories in one season, what the fuck is he thinking?

The super qt Russia curler from the Olympics is back on eurosport now :)

They drop in popularity if they are taken.

He's probably sick. And Tiril gets sick all the time.

This? Too bad I don't have Eurosport

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Most of the girls get sick all the time. How come?

*wins*

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JTB carried all the realys, probably even the women's.

Is Tank going to Quebec?

Yes, total qt

Absolute state of Synnove’s teeth

Nope.

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>”The tank”
>Can’t even maneuver the easiest terrain

Really REALLY makes you think

Replace pancakes with mämmipizza and we have the perfect meme

you think boston dynamics got it right the first time?

>mämmipizza
Memepizza?

That Norwegian is clearly from Finland. Mämmi is our traditional Easter delicasy that looks literally like shit!

Mämmi. On a pizza. Mämmipizza.

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Too bad. hope she does team sprint in nm next week

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>brown eyes

She done for the year she said. Been a bit ill and out of shape.

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That's not posted by me, and i'm probably the only mongrel kveeni in here.

fakkin juicy

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Based

She cute

bump

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Looks like Lieke Martens

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Dorothea Wierer it's not Italian, fact.

Did you mean Thotrothea?

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Norwegian->Danish->Dutch->German->Norwegian->repeat

German police say Swedish, Finnish, Italian and German athletes are involved in the Seefeld blood doping bust along with the already outed athletes from Kazakhstan, Austria and Estonia and one more unnamed country. 21 athletes involved in total from 5 different sports. 3 of them are winter sports.

kurier.at/sport/doping-operation-aderlass-21-athleten-aus-acht-nationen-im-visier/400441600

Apparently 10 countries are involved, and 8 of them are European.

>Swedish
>Finnish

How bad can you possibly be?

kek. Iivo?

I actually wouldn't be surprised if it was Charlotte Kalla, but I expect it to be some nobody. Kalla left the national team and her results have been all over the place. Also struggles with heart problems.

>heart problems

Elaborate?

svt.se/sport/charlotte-kalla/kalla-2

I think it's unlikely that it's her, she seems like a pretty reasonable and down-to-earth person. Her really great results came after she trained with the Norwegian women for some time.

Obviously this is reaching. But she's the most likely one to be doping of the actual successful ones that are still active.

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the risks of heart problems and embolisms are even higher in people who take certain contraceptives

>she seems like a pretty reasonable and down-to-earth person
Same could be said about Mika Myllylä and several other dopers. The idea that people that appear to be 'good people' in the media can't be dopers is naive.

>Her really great results came after she trained with the Norwegian women for some time.
She won Tour de Ski in 2009 when she was 20 and an Olympic gold in 2010 at 22. This was long before she started training with the Norwegians.

Think you're misinterpreting the news. It says blood doping has taken place in those countries, not necessarily involving athletes from those countries.

Ok, that's fair, but Kazakhstan, Austria and Estonia are already listed so the odds of the 16 unnamed athletes not representing any of the other countries listed are low.

OH NO NO NO

Also any guesses at the sports involved? Langrenn is confirmed and biathlon, and cycling are pretty much given but what are the other two?

Only one of 21 athletes participated in Pyengchang Olympics, per NRK. Sounds like it's mostly cyclists and tritards plus some literal whos from winter sports.

Triathlon due to the Hawaii connection

curling

Last winter sport is probably Nordic Combined or speed skating.

>Only one of 21 athletes participated in Pyengchang Olympics, per NRK.
Hauke, Baldauf, Tammjärv, Veerpalu and Poltoranin all competed at the Pyeongchang Olympics though. Do those 21 athletes not include the ones already caught?

Yeah that makes sense.

Is that 21 besides the ones caught in Seefeld? Because all the skiers were in the Olympics. The remaining ones are probably mostly cyclists and trifags. Especially when considering that German cycling operates a lot around the area where the doctor had his practice.

Are you trying to say figure skaters don't do blood bags? I'd assume they would've caught the combined athletes in Seefeld if they were using this doctor.

Sounds like they're excluding them yes OR they're saying that only one of them had a re-fill during the Olympics. The presser was focused on documented blood transfusions so it could be the latter. bit confused here tbf.

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>Comeback of Gabriela Koukalova is not impossible
idnes.cz/sport/biatlon/jiri-hamza-sef-svaz-rozhovor-ms-ostersund.A190318_190949_biatlon_rou

Stay retired, thottest of thots

Here is a question for you, my friends:

What do you think was the most impressive performance of Sochi 2014?

Kalla in the relay tbf

I really miss her bum tbqh

OEB's sprint gold at age 40

>fit women
>guns
How are we not DOMINATING?

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same

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fit women is what's stopping you

Unironically this

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>fit women
this is your problem

In biathlon you must shoot the targets, not other people

obviously, noriaki kasai winning the silver medal, would be even greater if the 'jury' didn't rob him the gold.

Weekly reminder that some dude ranked 27th after 1st round won the World Championship gold in Windluck and that all medals won in Juryjump are useless.

holy abs

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Is the german women footie fan in here? I need a cheeky stream of the OL vs wolfburg match.

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He currently shitposts about the Buyern match in /bundes/

QT Hasselborg on Eurosport

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apparently it will be shown on wolfsburg's youtube page

Nice.

Also: fuck Ada.

for me, it's the norwegian national team's new kit

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no u.

yes was watching the buyern game
link to the wolfsburg - lyon match
youtube.com/watch?v=5SpoYjhj1fA

>video not available in your country

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's nice as fuck.

Use a VPN plugin in your browser.

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McManus is playing like shit

I take it back.

Tomorrow I can win the world cup. Will you support me, user?

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wolfsburg needs Wedemeyer

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Has anyone done calculations on worldcup points? Because the two lowest points wil be removed from the total points. How are Lisa and Doro doing regarding their two lowest scores?

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based

lisa would lead by 8

Lisa has currently more points overall considering the two lowest scores going out.

As they have the same points, the tiebreaker has Doro with better top results (3 wins and 3 second places, compared to 2 wins and 2 second places by Lisa) therefore that's why she's wearing the red bib.

At the moment the two worst results are 28 pts for Lisa and 36 for Doro.

thanks

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Test.

Seems like that Hoxx extension for vpn don't work on jewtube anymore.

Is this Lisa?!

How the fuck does Ella Masar still get to play? Never have I seen a good game by her. Should have been kicked out a long time ago.

why is she so cute when angry, ldas?

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We need a new thread before the burger makes one.

Not cute and she's an asshole.

Oslo schedule - Season ending:

21 MAR 16:30 Women's 7.5km Sprint
22 MAR 16:30 Men's 10km Sprint
23 MAR 15:50 Women's 10km Pursuit
23 MAR 17:15 Men's 12.5km Pursuit
24 MAR 13:45 Women's 12.5km Mass Start
24 MAR 16:30 Men's 15km Mass Start

new

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>brief glimpse of butt fang

based

yes, they are Lisa