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Ferrari cucked badly
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Gimi
I'M SORRY I EVER CALLED YOU BUTTASS
>Valterri is faster than you
VICTORY ANTHEM
Based Danil BTFOing Ghastly and Albon
to whom it may concern FUCK YOU
God my fucking typos
apologize
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Going to trade my Ferrari to a Type-r Civic, lads.
Someone should check on Grando, he might have overdosed on grain.
>Williams literally GP2 tier
kek, F2 cars might actually be faster.
>REPOSTING THE POLL
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HOW WILL /F1/ EVER RECOVER?
>mfw ferrari 57 SECONDS behind die unterhunden
Where did it go this bad
Is he channelling the spirit of Rosberg right now or is it a fluke?
I give Gasly seven races at Red Bull maximum
I just had some porridge too.
Valterri has been my guy since his Williams days, he even signed my Mercedes hat
What's the difference?
The state of Williams.
>Lewis, it's James
GASLY
did it worked, lads?
Y/N
+2
+3
oh lord
casual here who was Bottas low key telling to get fucked?
Whether it lasts the whole season or not.
Kvyat interview! I love Kvyat
*vindicates HIDF*
I woke up 5 minutes ago and my Sunday is already ruined.
I said May last night.
>Ferrari tactics
Giving away 2 points to merc.
They just had a bad weekend.
t. Toto
Did Honda built good engine?
James
>Removing Fantasy Leagues
>No Championship Standings
>Removing Hulkenberg counter
>Copy pasted OP
>Typo
Abysmal OP
Holy fucking shit
Could /g/, /3/ and /sci/ combine forces and rescue Williams?
shut up monkey
AMX - BLYAT Red Bull
yes please
His former sponsor who dropped him before the season.
Yes, imagine being Mclel/Alonso right now.
Don't be fooled by my early season pace, I am in fact an underdog
did paddy lowe leave williams like this?
>three stops
His backer who pulled out last year and said he's bad and etc.
Names Antti Aarnio-Wihuri
GNU/Williams
Hülkenberg counter should be changed to races since Daniel Ricciardo didn't get cucked or didn't cuck himself
>neat
Here's a thought. Engine wear will surely be higher this year as teams will keep their engine in higher performance to try and get the best lap?
/g/ might be dumbest non-porn board desu
/3/ and /sci/ could do it.
Did HAM really cry like a bitch to be let through?
With these predictions, I think my team performed pretty well
Hamilton
Is this going to be a repeat of 2016?
Valtteri goes full Nico, wins the championship and retires immediately after Abu Dhabi?
Turning into glue as we speak
Bottas told Mercedes after the race:
>To whom it may concern, FUCK YOU
We've got a Rosberg style uprising happening.
(The bonus question I got wrong by the way)
Yes but Hamilton is the one to retire after seething too much.
>watching the GP with my old man
>says he remembers a crash from "a couple of years ago" in Melbourne
>show him Alonso
>Nope.jpg
>pull up Brundle in 1996
>"Yea that's the one! Couple of years ago!"
>mfw
Hamilton.
Reliability should be better after another 12 months of development surely?
Ferrari are actually geniuses, here's why:
They knew they could not fight the Mercs today. So what they did was force Hamilton into an early pit stop and ruin his and Vettel's race, securing Bottas' win.
/g/ is the most embarrassing technology forum on the internet
...
>always expecting t1 crash in melbourne
>actually just basing this on 02'
Kvyat is based. Gassy is cringe.
Is it wrong that I unironically like this F1 2021 concept?
The strategia Ferrari special, chucking away the WCC a race early
BLYAT for Redbull
Can’t wait
I bought an extra can of Red Bull today to celebrate the podium.
Based Kiwi boomer dad
I like you
You're persistent as fuck
This guy gets it
Yes.
no, it looks way better than the current cars
>ruin your WDC and WCC chances just to make hamilton seethe
literally /ourguys/
I still remember when I watched F1 in mid 90s with my dad. Those were the days.
*sips*
out of touch
I mean the can't win it anyway so might as well do whatever they can hehe
based and Chadpilled
>Believing leafs
Never in my life
My old man still remembers watching Jim Clark races
>tfw going to a family friends house and they were watching F1
>was young and didn't realize it was a projector
>stand in front of projector because young and autistic
>get told to "fucking move" loudly
>still remember this moment because autism memory
>never watched F1 again until 3-4 years ago because always felt bad
the state of me
it looks like a vagina from the top m8
so can we finally admit he isn't that good?
As long as we agree that both he and Hamilton are huge carbabbies
lol you fucken lil poof, don't worry this gay sport should be right up your snowflake alley
Agreed
I for one hope bottas continues to btfo Hamilton for the rest of the season
This is Bottas I would love to see for rest of the season. Dominates the race and tell haters (myself included) to go fuck themselves after the race. Keep it up Valtteri and I might actually like you.
I know that the Ferraris are finishing a minute off the lead but it's not 2014 anymore so this revelation isn't something new
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
this is beyond pathetic
fucking italian scum, just fucking die already
ferrari is a fucking disgrace
I had to leave around lap 48 did I miss anything interesting?
Also >+3
There’s no way they can keep Kubica right?
HONDA
>open wheels
yeah, nah
Gimi will replace Vettel before June.
give the kid 2 or 3 races and he'll consistently have vettel's measure
>Bottas gets dropped by Mercedes for Ocon (confirmed around mid May), he and his side of the garage say FUCK IT and continue to race (think Wobbler and his garage around 2012 where the garages weren't talking to each other)
>Bottas wins WDC, has no race seat, moves to the only available slot at Williams (Kubica goes back to reserve driver)
>Has shit season with Williams because stopping all development to focus on 2021
>Williams signs engine deal with Renault who stop all engine development late 2019 to focus on 2021
>Williams-Renault goes on to win 5 in a row with Bottas and whoever they can bother putting in the second car
The best timeline.
>Ferrari is ruled by a jewish swiss guy
>Vettel wanna be Schumi but he royally sucks
>Honda goes better
I swear Ferrari incompetence is palpable now.
UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE UNEXPOSABLE
Vettel is done
>now we can fight
Was Bottas just being held back by the weight rules?
Is this even his final form?
Who?
no
he got even fatter during winter
Kevin "Fuck Renault" Magnussen
TOO FUCKING FAR RED BULL.
Miss me yet?
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FERRARI AFTER GIMI AND ARRIVABENE
Which one of these is Lewis's boyfriend?
I can't fucking explain how much I hate ferrari now, its wannabe engineers, its pit management and Vettel and his attitude.
This is a farce!
Fuck this! Ferrari won't win any GP.
>out of real women
Sorry lad, I was rushing because of the fear of thread death
You don’t have to answer to (s)him. Hopefully lord Duterte will handle it soon.
Based Bottas redemption arc
Any idea on what should be done with Ferrari? This is hilarious at this point
Are horse-loving girls worth the hassle, /f1/?
sikh
>that wink emoji
Extremely based and redbullpilled
Who stole Bottas' smile, bros?
Lol who said there were no team orders at Ferrari?
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Just your average britposter
SOIbastian FatLEL
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Getting seriously tired of this "muh funnel Vettel at all costs" strat that Ferrari keeps pulling. Such fucking pussies.
Fuck lads I was happy to miss quali but this race sounds like it was fun. That Bottas too. So should I rewatch the whole race or only the highlights later when I'm back home?
Which one?
god damn scott speed out in front with a huge points lead
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>Mercedes: “We have discovered damage to Lewis' floor at the region of the left-rear tyre seal (in front of the rear tyre) which will have exacerbated the challenges he had with the car balance. A chunk of the floor is missing, not sure how or why at this stage”
HYPE CANCELLED
Hamilton had balance issues because there was bunch of floor missing on his car
So what?
LeCuck only caught up because Vetlel was having engine problems. He was worse off the entire weekend. Why would you let your number 2 driver through, he had no chance of catching Max anyway.
Fuck no
Should've known.
good drivers can win even if theyre heavy
>75kg
michael schumacher
>never got close to anyone
>never went off track
>"we found damage to the car, that's why you sucked Lewlew, chin up"
How shit Gasly was, Max usually gets into those positions by lap 3 when he starts at the back row?
you're literally braindead
Not in australia
Watch whole race. It was pretty kino to see Bottas pull away from Ham.
>Perez this low
Excellent rebuttal. High IQ
Thank god some Ox Racing
now this is podracing
those on social media who were bullying him about James.
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Stroll>Perez>Hulk>Ricc>Vettel
>be Ricciardo
>drive in to a hedge
>ruin your race after 200m
How can he be so dumb?
>A chunk of the floor is missing, not sure how or why at this stage”
thanks for stating the obvious
post yfw Fatlel
Kek. Toto seen with a hammer after the race btw.
>be Australian
>mow down Muslims well
>mow grass like shit
>fuck fellow countryman in process of incompetence
>just
How new are you?
>5th on my fantasy meme team
>64th on my team I thought about and used strategy to craft
t-thanks i guess
>humiliates retardo
Lecuck got absolutely raped all weekend and only caught up with Vettel because he had engine problems. I know it's hard to accept because you've all been pushing your faggot "Lecute" meme for an entire year and now you feel embarrassed but this is the cold truth.
This Gasly shit was promoted instead of shartley?
THE FUCK
I decided not to play Fantasy F1 this year because I refuse to lower myself to picking Lewis anymore to EZmode points.
HahAHA BONUS POINTS FOR THE FASTEST LAP OF THE GP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alright not even worth watching this season.
BuT hE WaS fAsTeR oN 2o LaP nEwEr TyRes
Out of all the things to seethe about this is the one you pick?
Autists have trouble adapting to change.
Ladies and Gentlement, who is going to replace the Gasly?
Small details are the most significant
Bas3d
Vettel
VETTEL
Kvyat
Who was the biggest embarrassment of the season opener?
>Hamilel
>Vetlel
>Retardo
>Perlelz
>Ghastly
Does she have cute feets
Torupu Edo-san.
THICK DICK RICK
Alonso
Retardo and Ghastly for sure
Ghastly
Did Stroll expose Perez?
Fastest lap is based. We are bound to see some madmen over the course of the season.
Gasly out for Kvy by mid season
there were already a poll about that
>ahh, you knoe fernaendoe, he's not a uhhhh...
>I mean, he's a brilliant driver, but uhh..
>>still remember this moment because autism memory
nah people have key moments of their lives memorized
I can still recall my bicycle crashes
Sebastian Bourdais. Its time.
2021 is gonna be a hell of a season I tell you what
Now I'd like to kill myself thanks
Could he have lost it when he bounced over the inside kerb at turn one during Q3 yesterday?
>let's replace the good looking, tall, hairy, nice haircut, macho emotional man with this harry potter nerd
pathetic excuse
Vettel denied having any engine problems in his interview.
how are williams feeling anyway, they still have claire lmao
>be Vettel
>have engine problem
>deny it, don't use it as an excuse for getting btfo
BASED
>be Lewis
>get btfo
>make up fake damage as an excuse for getting btfo
SAD
I remember when I was a lil kid, in the 90s, and Dallas was all the rage in HUngary.
We went on holiday to a low tier hotel thing, and it had only one big tv in the hall, and people were watching this shit
I hated Dallas even as a kiddo
So I went there and switched channels.
Immeditely 10 people started shout at me
Felt bad because of it for years
So basically most of the new things for this season are working? DHL Fastest Lap Haul Ass Point (tm) was exciting even after Bottas had crossed the line abd multiple drivers reported that following is easier even if Aus is hard still hard to overtake which should make overtake happen in other tracks. It's a shame that Ferrari dropped the ball somehow, otherwise this would be looking like an excellent season.
Holy shit you're deluded
Could BLYAT have Gaslys seat mid year if he continues to outperform him in a majority of races?
based and high-IQ
it was an obvious bait
Considering how close Max got to the mercs despite their qualy pace shows that the new regs are working.
>Leclerc shit all weekend
>Kvyat BASED af all weekend
Did Ferrari promote the wrong driver?
which one is it?
So why did he ask the team about being so slow? He would've known if it was just tyre issues.
He definitely did. Top speeds and average speeds are way down from Merc and Honda engines and even compared to Leclerc. Don't know why he hid the fact though.
I would touch myself if that happened and he started beating Max.
He doesn't want to blame others for not performing, unlike some other multiple WDCs.
Ghastly
Ricciardo
Kubica
Ferrari as a team
FUCK NO
Yeah I don't see what the point of covering it up would be, if that were the case. But that's what he said.
like in Britain last year, poor guy
Why not BOTH? :^)
Finnish GP in 2021.
IT WILL HAPPEN!
Roberto
Perez had shit strategy, like Hamilton and Vettel.
miss me yet?
Is Bottas going through a Pukki redemption arc? He even grew a beard.
Get out, normie.
same guy who stood in front on the projector here. You are bringing up some memories. Me and my Dad got chased away from a BMX track by a crowd of angry bogans because I kept throwing handfuls of pebbles down the large berm/bend in the track, didn't know why maybe I was hoping to cause a crash
Billy Monger representing. David being David.
inb4 botas has mysterious mechanical issues going into Bahrain
That guy is still playing?
I remember when he was at Schalke.
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Premier League next season.
Must be fucking annoying for people who have worked for decades at honing their skills to be professional broadcasters to be passed over for a gimmick in shortpants.
Blyat
Oh, championship, i see. So Lasogga tier. Not so surprised then.
>bottas gets one fluke win and gets pressure to win the next one
>chokes and gets cucked in the next race as usual
im sure this will happen
V...vak juu!
I'm pretty sure Amx has veto powers on who's his teammate and I don't see him allowing Blyat to be in the same car as him again
>B-bharein you'll see
>again
They never been
Races till williams comes out of the Andrea "laack of spares and parts" Moda situation ?
GRANDE SHITSHOW
>worked for decades at honing their skills to be professional broadcasters
hahahahahahahahahah
BASADO :D
>t. too young to have known a time when all presenters weren't just ex-drivers/players
You poor zoomer.
Bro all I can think about is the mad bjs these guys will be getting right now
I get bjs and I can't even drive
>twitter.com
Fucking Christ, he's trying to burn down Thornbury out of the resident's pure hatred at this rate.
>I'm pretty sure Amx has veto powers
you overestimate how much red bull needs him. if they think amx will be forced to perform better with the torpedo man as a team mate than gastly then they're gonna swap them.
He's probably the best driver on the grid, they are desperate to keep him.
Punished Valterri?
if it takes you 10 years to become a decent talking head you could be replaced by someone with half their brain let alone half their body
>2019 Ferrari shit
>Bottas in God mode
>Vettee gets the boot
>Hammo-Ferrari 2020
Calling it now
Absolute beast in FM back in the day that Lasogga
Based big Pascal
>We are gonna have to update Valtteri again in the /f1/ team
The madman refuses to be tied down.
He won't play in the premier league m8o he'll get transferred to another championship team like a huge amount of players do once they get promoted.
What a boring shitfest
I'd have had more fun studying this morning
Engine championship
My prediction
>Merc
>Ferrari
>Honda
>Renault
Both absolute and adjusted to number of cars
Yes, he won't be taking shit anymore.
How seething do you think faggot Cyril is?
>McLaren assplodes
>Ricciardo retires
Help if I attach also the pic
lmao
You think Emilia will let him near her in the next days?
Why is Hamilton wearing a negro prison hat on the podium? He looks ridiculous.
amx on a red bull isn't winning WDCs any time soon. meanwhile rbr, with a car as good as the mercedes have now, could easily win WDCs and WCCs with good but not great drivers who don't lose it under pressure. the most talented driver isn't always the one who wins the most, you need to learn how to play for your team.
He's part of Nation of Islam now
Why did Mclaren go Renault?
Will he change Jesus from the back of his helmet to a drawing of mohammed?
Do you think she has a choice?
Can you send some rare spurdo spardes? Need for my ebin gollegtion :DDDDDDD
his hair hasn't regenerated yet
Yes for Bahrain
Helmut pulls the strings. If Helmut thinks Blyat is a better option, he will join RB.
no based Lewis will show these heathens the cross like he did in Abu Dabby
Australia is a hard track to overtake on as you saw, how many overtakes were there on track? 4? Don't sack Gasly already.
Nice proxy, Pierre
Ebin guys :DDDDDD
I slept 3 hours and my head hurts
Im going to make some coffee to celebrare the start of the 2019 Formula 1 season and Future Formula 1 world champion Valtteri Bottas.
Are Cucktas-fans seriously this delusional and stupid?
How come Max was able to do it then, Pierre?
Sad self-hating Finn.
Ferrari was broken and he couldn't catch broken Mercedes.
what's he pointing at?
blyat it is.
>swimmer
>cute feet
pick one
I think one-eye-marko is too proud to now promote kvyat after kicking him out previously.
Maybe Horner grows a pair and finally overrules him, who knows.
>No webm of the trackguy spunking sainz's rearcam
>onboard-camera's HUD still showing rpm out of sync with the audio
>no pic of GOATTAS looking badass at the camera while the anthems play
SAD!
>Magnussen on the lead lap
Based, maybe this year Haas can actually develop well over the season, something Dallara needs to get used to.
New Zealand
Calm down Pekka, it's just one race. We need to wait and see if Bottas can actually keep doing this.
don't listen to the hater, I would lick those soles and suckle those toes for days
can ocon fuck off now?
The wingman memers, his wife, his wives horses, Hamilton, Finnish billionaires and most importantly of all, /f1/.
>Bottas won 4 GPs
-1 to Gege :DDDDD:
Mecca
LMAO @Mercedes
>claim they are ze underdogs
>Hamilton actually performs like a dog
>I-IT WAS THE DAMAGED CAR
Imagine reversed roles. Hamilton driving into the sunset and Bottas struggling with Max +30 behind.
>ze Red Bulls are very close, look at Valtteri
>amazing performance by Lewis to take this win today
>btw his engine was about to blow any second
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>double minus points
Where is everyone at? Why?
I fugged up predictions but my team performed rock solid.
PUTO
kubica:
>We opted to start on the hard tyre to get experience on them but, I got a good start for those tyres. In turn one, I was on the inside and on the exit of the corner one of the Red Bull’s moved right to avoid another contact and we touched, damaging my front wing so I had to come in to box. Additionally, on lap three, I lost one of my mirrors, so the blue flags weren’t easy
>lost a mirror
>williams
This is me
So pretty good. Predictions mediocre, team did well. I have a pretty aggressive strategy and it appears to work.
>start with hard
>make most stops
104 2 of my driver retire
and i got ham and ver position right
I slept through everything, any nice webbums?
P22
Uglyboys not pay out at the moment but at least teams keep me aflota
Predictions fugged up as always
tbqh if your car is underperforming this badly it might be best to see the race as another practice session to get some laps in on different tires. Perhaps pick up a point in case of carnage.
Leclerc: VROOOOOM VROOOOOM
Vettel: brum brum
I presume there are a lot of people who picked something other than Merc-Ferrari.
Bull with honda engine on first race got podium.
>mclelren
4th
BaumgartnerWinsLol bagged many points on BottasWinsLol
dick?
Truly a finn o af high caliber iq, this will most likely happen and /f1/ is too meme driven to see it coming. They'll all turn into lewis when he doesn't come first.
if lewis had any balls he would just go bald like a real man
shows you how good newey is, turning the honda-dud into a podium-winning beast. /s
Markelov
as an Aussie, I think Ricciardo had a huge reality check today. You don’t throw a Red Bull contract out the window. I don’t give a fuck who you are. Honda were great today, just knowing Honda was re-signing should have been enough to say you know what, where do I want to be... mid pack or passing Ferrari.
>yes that is boss man
>pic related
str is for rookies, not rbr
why, do you want a FUCKING NIGGER HAMILCOON SPOOK to win?
Why do you got point for them they didn't finish in the point ?
Well, marko said in an interview after the race that the honda engine is on the level of the one of mercedes, just the chassis is not quite there yet but they expect improvements for Bahrain.
Name a single good bald F1 driver
>(Deleta as applicable)
Huh!?
Performance in the race, beating team mate, gaining positions from the start and whatnot
Hey would anyone have the RIC/Bianchi cunt webm handy? Asking for a friend
What's the code?
looks kino desu
I have no idea if it's the most up to date version
Lmao so kubica got 9 point because of the three retirement ? I got 10 with leclerc today wtf
>Lmao so kubica got 9 point because of the three retirement ?
Yes, got mad points like that last year with Stoffel
Damn good to know
12481614
You’re a gentleman and a scholar
>90
fug
That’s Williams racing strat. Tortoise and the hare
It also has lots of evelation changes. That long back straight is completely uphill for example.
it's like he didn't pay attention to toro rosso last year before he signed with renault.
Maybe he didn't wanted to be a second driver
RICCIARDO OUT
MARKELOVE IN
He probably felt fed up with what he felt was Red Bull constantly fucking him over by their incompetence
Renault has been as or even more incompetent than RBR though.
He should have gone with Toro Rosso.
Based Blyat more competitive than Ghastly
oh yeah: so after three full seasons honda finally kept their promise of delivering a good engine.
shamefur dispray.
>replacing the driver getting one of the highest paychecks with an f1-rookie
sure.
>less money
>same result
what's the problem
>what's the problem
that ricky still gets paid
oh yeah, you have a point
Melbourne is so boring and awful track
Sorry lads, I can't take it anymore, 12 years is just too many years, fuck your optics.
What's this optics meme I keep hearing of?
Synagogue shooter man posted "screw your optics I'm going in".
Keep your filthy brown hands off her
Lauda
How can Williams justify paying for a man who is 3 full laps behind?
How can Sky F1 justify paying two commentators who thought Kubica ran over Riciardos wing?
>Williams paying for Kubica
I think it's the other way around
Yes the cars are just too big for it to be a fun race now, not Monaco tier shit but not a great season opener all the same.
67th. I have Bottas and picked him to win and get FL so I'm happy enough
HIS FUCKING TIME
It's not Onions if he is saying something
Who is going to be the first driver who comes in for a pitstop in the final laps to get the fastest lap point and the Down syndrome afflicted pit crew don't put his wheel on properly?
Fuck. Last two weren't feet because I'm essentially blind posting. This one is though.
>Down syndrome afflicted pit crew
That must be either Vettee of Lecute then
>doing the AMX
poor vale
Ferrari crew haven't made a mistake for a long long time, that meme died completely last season.
"no"
ummm scam (scum) energy haas? how bout you guys get a can of Red Bull XD
Not because they fuck up pit stops but because fuck up in key moments
The pit crew don't decide strategy.
General fuck up in key moments, not only strategy calls
When did that last happen? The idiot getting himself run over doesn't count by the way.
abu dhabi
season was ded by then
Last.
Well the positives I can take from Australia are that Red Bull look fast, Buttass seems hungry, and the Renault engine is still abysmal, that's it though.
Why can't Eduardo "BASED" Freitas replace Charlie?
I want to know why Charlie never talked over the radio
Freitas & Elkin both do it for WEC/Formula E and it seems fucking obvious.
remember when Mclaren had everyone convinced Honda engines were unreliable
just woke up desu
worth torrenting the race?
if you're dutch
Oh right, Charlie died.
Forgot about that
>Ricky decides he doesn't want to be a wobbler
>Moves teams, gets paid a truck load & gets good starts
>outcome is exactly the same as last year
Oh well
>wipes out the entire Mercedes organisation
>Red Bull wins both championships
Now what?
Literally nothing happened after start, which can probably be found from youtube.
I think so yes, okay race so pretty good for a Melbourne. Good way to get hyped up for the rest of the season.
Highlights might also do, but I always prefer to watch the full race.
Imagine the stench of Emilia's braps.
lewis its james
does anyone use f1 tv here it keeps getting awful reviews everywhere but it worked fine i wonder if this was a one off
>get screwed over by your own team in qualifying
>get stuck behind shitters in a DRS train on a track you can't overtake on
Why are you all shitting on him again?
I'd rather Red bull win that Mercedes again
Yeah i do. It was awful on Friday but great saturday and sunday (except for the onboards not working for some of the race today).
Honestly feels good to have a proper high quality, reliable stream after years of shitty reddit streams and the wild old days of actually watching RTL. 30 bucks for the whole year was a good deal.
because it fits the narrative and >we can't think for ourselves
free practices were awful (and still are) but the race was good
is being a ferrari fan some weird form is masochism? do you guys root for them because you get sexual pleasure from being shit or something?
>kvyat
>shitter
I've liked Ferrari since I first started watching F1 around 1993, I'm not some fair-weather fan.
They wouldn't really be braps but more of a squelchy, gurgling sound
>30 bucks for the whole year was a good deal.
What? Where?
how much free time do you have?
the trick is not to support teams but support drivers
2 different people vlad
Drivers can switch team though, I can sympathise with drivers but I don't like them more than the team.
There was a 50% off promo before the winter tests and germany i believe is one of the cheapest (if not the cheapest) countries for F1TV anyway at 65€/year. So i got it for 32 bucks.
Apparently there were some extra codes and pricing bugs that couldve pushed it down to 15, but i wasnt aware of those. Pretty great though, would never have guessed to get an official F1 streaming service at such a cheap price a couple of years ago.
>this is a brain on amx
>pick one
why no? my feet are pretty cute
>this season
Someone make one with the new shirt or at least last years shirt.
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ahem
still virgin
Cultural enviroment, plus I'm not a bandwagoning cunt
41
I should've never betrayed Gimi.
Fucking ghastly.
Fucking Ferrari.
>not being a ferrari fan
On a sunday? Lots
>all but 6 cars lapped
yup, good ol' f1
Ricciardo's start is painful to watch. He wasn't even pushed out or anything, he literally drove off the track like a complete mong.
chad virgin or virgin chad?
He changed tyres after the first lap because he lost his front wing
>muh extra 10cm of wing each side
I know. It will be another semen slurping season.
that "hole" in the grass did him in, not going out into the grass.
can't blame him when stroll(?) closes the door
They had also convinced everyone that Alonso was not pure shit.
virgin virgin
>significant floor damage
>no pics
yeah, I'm thinking Lew is shit
Needs to get TILKED
tricky ricky the honey badger "my time" ricciardo is going to achieve 0 podium this season
91. fell for the ferrari meme and switched magnussen to blyat last minute
Hey, I enjoyed it for other reasons too
>Bottas pushing for fastest lap instead of cruising it home
>Tires reacting different from what I'm used to, adding overcut to the bag of tricks
>Alfa fucking up the Nazi's strategy, fucking up not only his race, but also of the train behind him
>There weren't many overtakes (this being Melbourne), but it does feel like there were more attempts this time
>Wheel nut
>Aussie curse
>McKek
You can get most of this out of the highlights, but I enjoy watching it unfold
>tfw decided to main motogp instead
Thank god.
It has actual racing.
Hulkenberg will get at least one
feels so good gimi fucked off to alfa. absolutely no mention of him other than few brief appearances on screen during the race as a background, he's another completely irrelevant midfield driver now
same applies to koobitza lol, muh hollywood comeback story and yet he existed only as a mobile chicane. he needs to deliver and it better be very soon, because press and (((social))) media don't care about anything other than results
No he won't, he never will
Heard a rumor that this years cars - or maybe just this years merc - would be quite heavy to drive and require some wrestling to get it around the track.
Bottas starts the new season bulging with extra muscle mass and has clearly taken advantage of the new increased weight limits. He immediately looks better while vegan Hamilton has trouble.
Coincidence?
Facts:
>Ricciardo wont get a podium this seasoon
>Leclerc wont win a single race
>Amx is going to expose Vettlel all season long
>MWL
>Gimi will get a podium
>Tell them that his floor was damaged and that's why he finished behind Bottas.
>Coincidence?
no
literally nobody can perform in williams shitbag on wheels
>facts
>is actually speculation
Yes they should've gotten rid of Kimi 2/3 seasons ago, he was dead weight, at least Le Clerc will get better as he goes.
>Toto Wolff: "We were surprised Ferrari didn't have any pace at all"
Based Mateschitz getting his team planned by /f1/
based
I would, I would break check hamilcunt when he's coming round to lap me or even better I would deliberately block the pit lane exit.
im from the future you roofucker
Porridge my dude
Ehhhh r/formula1 was overwhelmingly convinced that Kubizza could finish in points every weekend in 2018 Williams.
Daily Reminder: Sirgay is a /good/ boy
that was before people realised how shit williams actually is this season
>fucking move
That's basically aussies in polite mode
ROID RAGE
Hamilton podium dew rag implies nownwould be the best time to make fun of his hair. Any other known ways to tilt Lewis?
McLaren-Cosworth 2021
have you seen lew?
bulked up hard.
>tfw suffering is on again in only 2 weeks
No don't worry Ferrari will be more competitive in Bahrain and Mercedes will have some problems with temperature.
Implying it wasn't shit last season?
2019: I am uncucked
>It has actual racing.
I wonder why you say that...maybe its because the top 5 finished in 0.6 sec difference at the last race but who knows
>digits
Bottas cucking lewis into retirement would be fantastic.
He might have tried, but then again
>vegan
Maybe its just fluid retention from all that salty onions stuff?
Eh... I typed S-O-Y and it got replaced with "onions"? Why?
You can get bulky while being vegan
It's not hard you have to eat a bit more because there's less calorie
Lewis eating a cabbage like a rabbit in a garden, Bottas eating seal blubber like a man in the snow.
Rosberg, non vegan water and neckties
you new, pekka?
Will Hulk get his redemption?
>yeezys
based
>91532612
Hello newfriend, enjoy your stay.
welcome to 4channels
Those ones are quite rare, bet lewis gave them to him.
who are we kidding here? he will expose ricky though
henlo!
welcome to 4chins!
>Make new rules to make Overtaking with DRS easier
>It's the Same shit as last year
How many of you lot stayed up to watch the race earlier? Tried to & fell asleep within the opening laps only to wake up with 2 laps left so closed the stream. Bit surprised Bottas got a result like this desu
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I woke up early
Didn't fell asleep
Not me I just watched the replay at 8am
It seemed like following was easier. Also tires started overheating closer to the car infront than before, so small steps. Maybe the 2021 rule changes will actually producer better racing. I'm cautiously optimistic
It's not.
yikes @ ocon
I have seen some vegan bulking live. Seems like deliberate masochism to me.
Yes, yes, ha ha, thanks a lot. Let's rather say "an occasional visitor".
I was aware of those desu replacements and so on, but that onions thing was new. Makes no sense to me but probably /pol/ is to blame as usual.
>but that onions thing was new.
been like that since around april 18
Meh depend on your taste
why didn't the ferraris pit to try to score the +1 point?
Risky to just do a pit stop
because the car would fall appart
How Buttass won Hamilton? Is Ferrari seething? Did Bottas redeemed himself?
>f1 anno domini 2019
Lewis is shit at starts, Buttass not taking it anymore.
>How Buttass won Hamilton?
lew stalled at start, then was too carbabby to fight back
>Go into pit
>change tyres
>wheel falls off
Not worth the risk
>Vettel: "Why are we so slow"
>Rari engineer: "Dunno LOL"
Is meme aero too meme for this season?
Will they change his front wing philosophy?
>lew stalled at start
He lost 2016 like that
>tfw Grando was probably killed by the shrapnel when GOATTAS erection flexed out of his chastity cage
Didn't he have a 35 second gap? They would've had to royally fuck up the stop to lose a position.
lew is shit and weak minded
wtf?
Will this bonus stage thing survive the entire season or be dropped for 2020 never to be heard from again?
What do you think happens if one of the drivers collects all of the Tomar Emeralds?
Seemed to be something PU related, he was much slower than Leclerc on straights and started to blink very early
NEW SEND HELP
Lewis ... It's James
I ALREADY TOLD YOU DAMNIT
Vettel meant that relatively to his own pace. Leclerc was much faster at that point. Binotto confirmed after the race that they don't understand the lack of pace compared to testing
bottas becoming the joker
it makes it funnier knowing it has been going on for this long tho
They probably didn't have the pace required even with softest tyres. Engine safe mode to even finish race.
i do have
on friday it was total shitshow.
They improved it by saturday, but the shitty bug that you can't switch to the fx track from english only from other languages is still pain in the ass
The guy she tells you not to worry about
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