/cric/

Jeez m8 who hurt you?

ya seethe?

>ya seethe?

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I secretly envy Richo because he's a muscular Australian.

Really not impressed with how quickly this general has regressed after the tragedy. Please lads show some respect.

>this general has regressed
It's that /aus/pol shitter who's too scared to surf /pol/ kek

regressing faster than Zachary's hairline

I think it's time I acknowledged how valuable your contributions to the community are.

BASED

Thanks m8, I also admire kiwis beyond words.

it's just some whingefags from lefty/pol/

>it's just some whingefags from lefty/pol/

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>Thanks m8, I also admire kiwis beyond words.

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absolutely fuming la

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it's think it's important on a day like today to forget about our minor differences and rally together in our condemnation of the Irish.

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*be's back*

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>using letfy/pol/ outside /pol/
have sex

I know you are. Calm down freshie

>don't worry I'm the jumpmaster

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oi warny you've got some faeces smeared all over your face. better clean that up

Good morning friends.

fire alarm is going off in my building and I haven't moved kind of scared lads

Hello

Mother of god this is the post.

Still trying to perfect that ramp shot over long off for six lads

Someone's probably smoking

Thanks m8 you're looking pretty good yourself.

please stay safe

I would like to update the scorecard, our guy has finally reached half century in his maiden innings.

Don't worry m8, Aussie cowards only attack muslims.

Already did it last thread m8.

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Each one of our Muslim brothers lives is worth 25,000 indian street shitters.

questionable post

You're right. Make it 100,000.

Someone needs to do one of these for the lad who chased off the gunman.

Don't worry our match of the match managed to stay not out.
Nice try paki whole world is celebrating.

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so true inshallah

need a kino to watch tonight, nothing too taxing

Didn't know we had a 12 year old edge lord curry posting here tttt

based Indian lad bringing the bants

Afghan v Ireland test kino lad

we're watching the Mummy

>our match of the match

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More like watching your mummy take off her clothes.

My mum's not alive.

Here’s what we’re watching lads:
youtu.be/1aXe_q0vUEg

When were poo in loos allowed back on /spuh/? Thought they'd all been bullied away.

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Oh. I guess that’s why it’s taking her so long.

Kek that were a good one

Consistently the worst posters on Yea Forums.

You now remember the Captain's cube

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Skipper's Square?
Big fan.

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*tips*

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doesn't Bhuvneshwar have some ridiculous record against Finch

also
>Bumrah bad against Finch
really, REALLY made me think

T20 lads. Not ODI.

doesn't matter to the bowlers when Finch gets out for single digit scores and his dismissals are always the same

>Can't help but notice we're the general that talks least about the sport it is supposed to be about
>Also Egg 'boy' seems like a faggot to be fair

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epic contest between Khan and O'Brien here lads

Wtf I love niggers now

>no best girl
what a pointless photo

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>the edgy poo is IITfag
grim

HATE
A
T
E

this goblin

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thinking about moving to /out/ as my main board lads

>rashid khan is still only 20

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Fuck up edgy poo

what goes on there

fuck me thought he was about 26-28

Big fan of /out/ and /n/ m8

Not much, it'll help me ween of this joint. I need this place to shut down so I can be set free.

>Absolute state of NZ police taking 3 years to count the dead bodies
>Just have a goat run through the neighborhood and count how many don't turn up to rape it?!

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>truly devastated

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Fuck up LARPfag

>Nope wasn't me lads, I'm on the white man's side
>Nope wasn't me lads, I'm on the white man's side
>Nope wasn't me lads, I'm on the white man's side

>This abo is not me

I'm not embarrassed, really I just didn't understand what was going on and who was arguing with who

Just updated the Muslim Brother:pooinloo ratio to 1:500,000 lads

yikes starting to think pakistan might be the good guys lads

t.mohammed bismil and abdul rehman

fuck India. nuke come soon

Just shows how much pakis have infiltrated cric.

Going to preorder halo on steam.
I know Microsoft will screw up somehow but still have to do it.

please tell me that was onions milk

Remember lads, whenever Bindia gets BTFO ask them "How's the Josh?" Learnt that on the Facey from Pakis trolling.

Curries are scum. Always have been.

Excrete in the street gang

It'll be popping off when it gets released

just checked out /n/ and it's just a bunch of cager hate

Lmao you guys were there too
>tfw i meant to write onions milk

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for me? branching out and looking at some of the boards I've never considered, like /3/

Ooooohhhh now i get it
>Of course I meant onions milk

Just ignore all the cyclist spergs and there's some good chat, the plane and boat autists are good value.

Muther
>S O Y

>Lmao you guys were there too
where

In /pol/ where I btfo a bunch of muzzie hater poos

anything on vespa style scooters? the bikes thread on /o/ is all motorbikes and they get butthurt if you bring them up

>vespa style scooters

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wasn't there, I'm not a spergy terrorist

t. fatguts cager

what are "fringies"?

>tfw not getting maimed from a low-speed collision

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I literally just asked /n/ that.

Not that I've seen, but is there a specific reason for buying a girls bike? If you can ride a push bike you can pass your learner motorbike licence. I can't comment on Aus, but the licence system in NZ limits power/weight ratios, but on a restricted motorbike licence you could ride a Yamaha MT-07 which shits all over a scooter in terms of coolness.

I got sick of seeing Camaro vs M3 comparisons on /o/ so I can't comment on them.

>tfw lanefiltering past dumb cagers stuck in traffic

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>tfw I'm a cager

Comes from the tv series "Fringe" just means tech that's a little bit wtf but also plausible.

I live in the inner city, don't see the point in buying a motorbike when I'm constantly stopping for lights. would be a lot of gear shifting. that and it's generally more convenient for storage and fuel economy
very happy with my scooter tttt

Ireland on the ropes

So what's a cager

Imagine if this fag had been on a MT-07. He'd be a grease stain.

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The Yea Forums in me immediately said it was some queer wearing a chastity cage

ngl think this looks pretty lame, like a little manletmobile
think if I got a bike I'd go for something more upright with those bigger wheels like a mountain bike

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KEK get a look at the bikelet lads

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so it's anything to do with alternative transport solutions like hydrogen fuel or solar cars?

definite nerd bike.
for me? 90s ZX-7

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That's cool man, whatever works for your situation. I ride out in the country as well so obviously a scooter wouldn't be a good choice for that.

Why is Straffo refusing to condemn the mosque shootings?

He's Australian.

holy fuck doully is peak plebeian right now

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he's retarded

Probably knows the bloke.

yeah I once used one in a semi-rural area and whenever you went onto an 80k road it felt very tinny

>something more upright
Go on then show us
That's a great fucking bike. My lawyer put his femur through his leathers crashing an early nineties ZX7 Ninja heh.

when the FUCK is straffo going to comment on the doggies jumper

obviously not entry level but I reckon it would be sick

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>create accound
>follow straffo
>instantly blocked

savage

As is my understanding? /n/ really turn it up a notch when it comes to autism, there's a thread that's been going for 1.5 years about "tramp steamers" whatever they might be ffs.

astoundingly this is all his activity since the tragedy. what a fucking sickening waste.

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yeah I keep seeing it all over /n/, I guess it's a forced meme without real meaning

How come I don't see those? Do you have to follow him?

also reckon these look sick

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Click "Tweets & Replies" instead of just the default Tweets.

Not as fun as it looks unless you're planning on running it off road as well. I had a DRZ-250 as a daily for 12 months on knobbly's and the body position in traffic kinda sucked. Even though I've got bloody long legs, lane splitting and putting a foot down beside vehicles was sketchy as.

Fucking loved it ripping all around my folks place when visiting, but again, the 200km ride to get there wasn't fun at all either. Pic related was my bike.

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motorbikes are for emasculated men with erectile dysfunction having a mid-life crisis. And it is a verifiable fact that they are only built for manlets

was unaware that the Australian GP was today. What a nothing """sport"""

Ohh ok, I don't have a twitter though.

It was garbage anyway.

yeh same, went out to dinner with the folks and the old man asked me who won,
completely slipped my mind it was today

LMAO

>Ohh ok, I don't have a twitter though.
I only have one so it stops trying to force me to log in kek

Lads, can I blogpost now? Or not the right time?

personally in favour of motorbikes, their user's idiocy and lack of situational awareness contributes to the organ donor register at a rate that far outstrips their percentage of the population.

I will allow it just this once.

Go hard m8, it's Seiko Sunday.

Go ahead lad

once parked my scooter too close to this boomer's bike and he nearly had an aneurism over it, saying my piece of shit was too close to his
was about to offer pulling out first for him but it wasn't even that close, he drove off himself lmao. but not before putting his leg over it with wild exaggeration, knocking his helmet into my top box and complaining that I'd scuffed his $2000 helmet (he unironically quoted $2000 for a helmet)
was the most bizarre experience. It was such a boring nondescript bike as well, like this but it could've been any brand

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Just found out the missus makes more money than me. It shouldn't bother me because I make alright money as well, but it DOES annoy me for some reason. Am I just being a retard?

Yeah mate, you're being retarded.

Cheers

I found out my mum makes more money than my dad and now I don't respect him anymore.

Group purchase on the cards

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At least your oldies are still together. And also alive.

That's a very reddit reply lad

yeah I often think of buying a bike just like that, a little dual sport with a tall seat, light weight, doesn't take up too much room and doesn't use too much fuel. but I'd worry just how practical they really are day to day, I've got long legs too but it could still be a pain
and I've never off roaded in my life lol

Do you do what you love for work? Does she? How old are you both? Joint accounts? Does she want kids? These are all questions you need to think about.

shout out to this product, absolutely elite a definite 10/10 that will improve every sandwich and are also good on their own.

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She is the manager at a Woolworths bakery and loves it. I'm a draftsman at a construction company and love it. We want kids eventually, but I'm hesitant because I don't think we could afford a house and 2 children on my single income. She might go back to work after maternity leave, but so many of our friends who have had children, the wife either doesn't go back to work or only works part time.

>tradie is jealous of a woman's success
grow up mate

Yeah odds are really against her going back to work. Especially when there's some huge maternity leave bullshit. It's like getting paid to disable yourself.

My exgf was talking about, when we got married, she'd have a kid and get a MBA while she was on maternity leave (since her company offered like a full year leave or some shit, I forget exactly what). So fucking retarded.

bit bored lads
what do?

Honestly? If you're going dual sport in that configuration, get a BMW GS. I've had a 650 and an 800, and they fucking rule. I had dual soft panniers and a tank bag on my 800 and did 4000km in 2 weeks in the south island including every single mountain pass without missing a beat.

I bought a low seat from Touratech for my first GS and it makes life so much easier, there's no reason to not sit low unless you're not able to stand on the pegs.

larp as a draftsman, like i'm doing

law school is fun for a few years

be a NEET house husband m8

based and redballed

if she makes more money, let her work,
house husband would be a sweet deal

how much coin are woolies bakers raking in exactly? Have I missed my calling in life?

lol /cric/ is dead soon as the nrl season starts. pathetic, /nrl/ runs this board

I'm not a tradie.

See we could move somewhere more regional where houses are less expensive, in fact that's my preference, but she says she wants to stay close to the city. I'm on 80k and she's on 90k, so with a joint income and only 1 kid, a house close to city becomes realistic, but like you said, she probably won't go back to work full-time after having children.

What sort of bizarro world is this that a draughtsman makes less than a baker? Can you start your own company at all? I think we all know a woolies bakery manager doesn't want to go back to work after pumping out a couple of kids, so your options are making more money or making piece with a lower standard of living, sorry to tell you that mate.

anybody want to give me a reference?

Joshy finally getting a job at donut king

a glance at the St Patrick's playlist on Spotify throws instant incredulity on the Irish's claim to have a God-given talent for music and story-telling.

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Well yeah, I thought she couldn't be on more than 70k, but I guess woolies pays their managers well. I can do my job remotely from home, so moving to a less expensive regional area isn't a concern for me. But I need to get her on board for a move, which might be difficult.

ah he was old that explains why he was blind as fuck

Missus just got home lads, she smells like cut grass though.

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looks like the expensive version of the style I like. do you think a versys-x is comparable?
won't be buying a bike anytime soon though, maybe if I get sick of the scooter

might drive on the up outside the off stump lads

your girl has zero ass lad
nice car tho
also tidy your fucking garage

I assumed the clown frog was some meta commentary on the laziness of memers making low effort edits of preexisting ideas

>you now remember Keaton Jennings

Spotted an incel @91531662

>you now remember Keaton Jennings career

Guess my next larp, lads.

/pol/ always has their own subverted take take on a meme

No u.

*scores a muscular 211 (532)*

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nice one Joseph

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the absolute state of your garage

pig

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any cric on today?

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never noticed Harbhajan in the background

>fibro McMansion
>tastless, gauche bauble of a car you can't even bother keeping clean
>Shoeless on concrete
>piles of detritus leftover from vapid consumerism
>bingo wings

the cashed-up tradie in his natural habitat

sebbo tier spamming of old /cric/ images

>old
It's a yikes from me boys

where's the AFL thread, boys? I haven't joined the supercoach league yet

@91531611
Fuck up Josh

in awe

do NOT let /nrl/ see this

I think: look at your worth first - when I was a managing $200m worth of commercial property (no one get excited, it was only 6 buildings), i'd stare at the plans you'd drawn for most of my day to help our contractors, and I made twice what you did.

Not sure your age, but moving further up the tree before kids is a wise move. You'll need to sell the idea to her obviously, as the maternity clock will be ticking with her.

/afl/ supercoach league 983015

/afl/ tipping league 247481

Season hasn't started yet

hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

Now this is a good strike rate

reminder that if you're not making AT LEAST a nine figure salary then /cric/ is not where you belong. This is a /rich/ general and we can't be letting any old hoi polloi gain membership.

Kek

Haven't seen that bike before, but yes, totally the same style, 350cc no good though.

me? oh I design helicopters that work in space, we're thinking about summering on the secret moon base this year, but you know it's got a bit too common.

as I said though live in the inner city. don't need to go on highways regularly

holy mother of reddit

200ft? Not really a yacht is it? More of a dingy really.

t. poor

baka.com.au/national/inside-the-shit-posting-subculture-the-christchurch-shooter-belonged-to-20190317-p514xt.html

fucks sake you munters, it was clearly a joke about draughtslad being a househusband, you didn't even pick up on the cut grass/cum joke.

>baka
Just replace baka with s m h lads

Not really a watch guy you know? I've got an assistant that keeps tabs on that kind of thing for me. He's quite good

Yeah but I need to join the league before the season starts

True, true.

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>4 days before season starts
>/afl/ STILL can't keep a single thread alive
>their sc league is barely half full

kek /nrl/ has a full league for tips and fantasy. also there was a thread almost everyday on the off season. let your pathetic community die already faggots

None of our players have been raping any dogs so there's nothing to discuss m8.

they call you unfunnylad

Hate lizards during summers.

Think i may have to intervene here lads

proxy off sebbo

Goodnight lads :)

So anyway

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gets the wannabe 90s kids thots wet af

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>omg that's soooooo cool! Are you, like, a spy or something! haha! no wait! don't tell me because then you'll have to kill me right? lolol

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>Professor Barton says that the number of Australians in these online communities is likely in the thousands.
>“Nationally there would be several thousand people that police would be particularly concerned about, in the midst of thousands more that don't justify any surveillance resources,” he said.
>“We know that with terrorism, in general, there is no standard profile. But generally, we are looking at lost boys. Young men that are struggling with masculinity.”
hope spots like this aren't included in that list de su

kek still seething?

Honestly reckon /cric/ has the power to topple nations if properly provoked

t. zoomer soiboy

if your "sport" doesn't have a world cup
then i'm afraid it belongs on an alternative board

what are you referring to

afl

i-it's just /pol/ they're monitoring right?

not dead boards like Yea Forums

uhh sweaty
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Football_International_Cup

reminder if your sport is primarily played and supported by wife beaters, rapists, drug addicts, serial perverts, animal abusers, coprophages and closeted homosexuals then it's rugby

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pretty accurate article

...

Unironically rooting for Ireland

bit racist

no sound on the stream is a bit grim

Mohd Irshad: "I am rooting for Ireland because they are thenone team who fought a lot to be there where they are. They kept performing without ICC looking at their effort, and one day when they starting loosing their talent age....they got their oppprtunity and they really took it greatly against Pakistan. First smile on Ireland face is what i am hoping for."

Trying to explain to a grill the concept of a “reddit country”, what are the most reddit countries?

*cringe*

UK is the biggest reddit country

give it up Danny, you're not getting your dick wet

Sweden you retarded manlet

Bulgaria

>general as bad as ever
based

Bit late

Haha she’s like “who’s Danny”

Forgot for a second that I changed my name lol

reckon the constant horror plaguing Christchurch and the state of Daniel's pathetic life are somehow linked

youtube.com/watch?v=zcL69Uo5e_w

When was the last time a pretty girl smiled at you?

some late night bangers lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8

'chabin bla
rumour has it that snake is up and running a plug
check it out bla plug.dj/cric-blas
x

as far as old school hip-hip is concerned. Public Enemy are the most overrated. The most underrated is Ice-T

holy fuck the kid looks like a dork. hope that punch deformed his face more to be honest

hindbla says hi bla x

youtube.com/watch?v=3m7E0Gk8gLI

New Zealand formerly
Canada

can't think of many others

based, solid watch

>OMG JAMES BOND SO EPIC

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bond never wore an skx lmao fuck up josh

Very partridge

>a black guy or woman should play James Bond

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plug.dj/cric-blas
click on
plug in
drop out
.
simple as bla
x

Who is Daniel, and why do /cric/ hate him? I'm not him, but have been mistaken for him in the past and feel like I should know exactly what it is I'm being compared with

>pls be my friends g-guys

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Going to glass Daniel next time he shows his ugly mug

an arrogant, self-absorbed new zealander living in scotland

Tfw too autistic to interact with people in real life, and allergic to dogs. Good thing I have my online cricket buddies, although I think their silly sport is kind of gay. Oh well, so long as it makes me feel less lonely..

I also get mistaken for him frequently

Look at what all your public transit options are. I lived where I am for 15 years without knowing there was an express bus route that ran all the way to a nearby major city six times a day costing only $4 each way. Previously I'd been driving 20 minutes to the train station to get into the city without having to deal with parking.

Michael Vaughan has a supreme phone case

Eagerly waiting for halo.

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>curryposting
Low-INT and whiteballed.

grim

>easily mistaken for Daniel
Grim stuff lads. Maybe change your posting styles.

Found some footage of Zachy lads.

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Currently defending /cric/‘s honor over in /hoc/. AMA, lads.

breaking the rules of /croc/ lad

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

thats a nice bit of crumpet

feeling very down

drink some beer

my morning lads

Morning lads.
Grim atmosphere at work today. I took the Bangladeshi lady some figs.

>/hoc/ is sperging out again, place is literally inhospitable right now
>/cric/ is completely dead because the only white league in the sport (psl) is now finished
Worst Sunday in a while. I almost wish I was a degenerate kafir so I could at least spend the day getting drunk with all the other degenerates

can we please go back to talking about solving the Finnish question?

Just woke up

> white-washing a series in Lesotho basutoland 5-0 in the 20th over on the third day of the test, chasing a score of 10
youtu.be/sZjSXM4YEoA
youtu.be/XoC8CYGDQN8

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>getting the wicket of the batsmen you were bowling to for the last 30 overs, containing him for a mere 2 (200) only to have him bowled in the last ball before tea just because you wanted to
youtu.be/gHvA0QFDoVY

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go spout racist hatred with your hoc friends, you'll feel better

Got smacked and choked out like a lil bitch

Eggcellent stuff

How does /cric/ feel about hot dogs? What condiments are allowed?

Yesterday. Why?

*vegan hotdogs
mustard with horseradish
onions (grilled)
raw jahlepenos
.
simple as bla
x

Big fan of a hotdog

>going for 24 runs in a single over when the opposition is chasing 227 on the fourth day on a minefield of a track
youtu.be/FLOJIzbnlEI

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Not gonna, lie, I actually like those SmartDogs or whatever. Still only eat them to be a vehicle for mustard into my mouth, but it’s neat how they got rid of the shitty taste and smell of real hot dogs.

Shame that they’re, like, $5 for an 8pack when I can get the shitty real stuff for $2 a pack.

We can all agree condiments are good. But “le epin spicy hot sauce” character is literal human garbage. Hot sauce fags are the worst.

>vehicle for mustard into my mouth
based bla
LUFF mustard, but especially the one with horseradish mashed in. that and grilled onions and fresh JAHlepenõs, standing outside on the street with the wind blowing on a cold winter night before you rush back in to listen to the next dubtech act.
those are some SOLID memories I have of Seattle tbqh ngl bla x

love hot sauce

>captains cube
BRAPtains POOb

thinking about putting a dilating cylinder in me bum lads

what did you guys do to /hoc/

Spent some good time with the lads but still feel unfulfilled lads

refer to

x
but only sometimes
sometimes less is more

Having a coffee before my lecture lads

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Best way to spice up/mix up a side of frozen mixed vegetables? Kind of getting sick of these bitches. Usually just drown them in malt or apple cider vinegar with a dash of salt and pepper (sometimes minced garlic if I’m not lazy), but I’m getting kind of sick of that

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based BUT
why didn't you make your own and carry it in a tumbler bla
buying coffee is plebian af, not to mention expensive
x

i always butter them

>drown them in malt or apple cider vinegar with a dash of salt and peppe
uff
STAPH
use this technique bla
>pan. nice and hot
>salt
>pepper
>evoo
>red pepper flakes
>tiny bit of chilli oil ( angry mama is good)
>ginga garlic if you're feelin BAUSS
>DON'T. overcook them
.
simple as
x

5 spice and onions sauce with a bit of garlic

Just eat them with a mouthful of whatever meat you're eating at the same time so you don't have to taste the disgusting vegetables. And don't @ me with "actually Le veggies taste good xD' bullshit.

Hard to stop, I have a bit of a vinegar addiction.
Will try the onions sauce. I usually stay away from the stuff (salty things in general) but it’s worth a shot, I guess.

go for the japanese stuff

Almondine
Cook in butter with flaked almonds and a bit of lemon zest.

Also add a bit of harissa to this if you’re feeling a bit adventurous

drizzle with olive oil
salt, pepper, maybe some mixed herbs
roll em around a bit so its all coated
in the oven for 40 mins
easy

usually chop up some peppers, broccoli and cauliflower at the start of the week and keep them in individual serving bags

also good to cube some sweet potato and roast it with some cinnamon and honey

bauss ngl bla x

five spice is elite

Also, buy fresh.
If you’re not earning enough to buy fresh, pull your finger out

most veg costs fuck all, the 'im poor and thats why im fat' defence is weak

>frozen vegetables are bad for you
>always buy fresh, they’re just as cheap

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no one said frozen was bad for you

Honestly this. I think most people are afraid of fresh because they don’t know how to use it or assume it costs loads because every time they’ve had a recipe and looked at fresh they were looking out of season.

seconded bla x

Didn’t say this
Just think frozen veg is quite grim
I’m a chef so have pretentious opinions on this

They don’t cost loads, but I think you’re discounting just how cheap frozen is. It’s literally rice/dried beans tier. A 2lb bag is under $2. You’re not going to beat that.

back @ the toil

It depends on what you’re talking about. Sure, frozen mixed veg is cheap. But the way most people cook isn’t “I’ve got a protein and a starch, I’d better add a vegetable,” but “I want to try Gordon Ramsay’s recipe for vegetable soup! Oh god I need ‘celeriac?’ How the fuck do I use that?” or “I feel like a strawberry shortcake. What? Fresh strawberries $5/lb. in January? What the fuck is the world coming to?!”

sebbo
blubbo
fatto
scummo
taco

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See this:

shan’t be watching
fat cunt

wtf
now exactly how is /hoc/ expected to recover from this?

doing chicken and bacon chowder tomorrow in the slow cooker
it's the bomb

where's your jawline

looking good mate

This is the post

x

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Refuse to believe you’re in your late 20s
You look my age (22)

Based

for me, it’s boiling a whole chicken for hours with winter veg to make a clear beautiful chicken broth.

chaddy b

He looks at least 35, what are you on about

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for me its boiling cheap dog bones for hours with roasted onion, ginger, cinnamon and star anise while scooping fat off the top

t. Ho Chi Minh

HAHAHA Baldy B BTFO

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Anyone else notice that we've never once seen a photo of Zachy's crown area? Suspect we'd be able to see the adhesive tape for miles.

for me, it’s whyyouchirpingnowmate.webm

OYE HOYE

dog bones as in bones for dogs not bones from dogs

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Hungover still, bros. Thinking about chugging a liter of water so I can go vomit in my toilet, but I don’t know.

hahah you do that the night before you fucking casual
in the morning you sip

vitamin tablet + water bla
x

Sip Gatorade. Fix the dehydration without sending your stomach for a tumble.

wow thanks mate

yeah still that’s how pho is made innit

For me, it’s 2 lucozade originals and a bacon sandwich

I pronounce pho like I pronounce foe
will not be kowtowed

requesting sebo Taco Bell banter

the cric lads should come over and try the family recipe for Irish stew

Right here m8

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Cover drives in Uruguay

if the Viets wanted it pronounced properly then they should have spelt it properly simple as

sebbo is a unit

oi Sebbo
Anyone that served in the army since 1945 was an economical pawn and was doing dirty work for Wall Street

for me it's using a semicolon in an email to clearly indicate that I am the recipients intellectual superior

Don’t know why I laughed

chop ons in Chile

might invite a civil war in a North African country because the people arr getting a little bit too rich and there's too many schools and hospitals being built

>t. transvestite hermaphrodite

This is the post; I agree completely.

Jaffas in Jerusalem

sandpaper in the Sudan

asiangf in 2019

refer to x

cows corner in Cameroon

Disgraced Former Australian Captain Steve Smith in Denmark

rob key in Romania

Literally imminent for me lol I can’t believe I was posting this last year and it might actually happen

massacres in Madagascar
CIA in Central African Republic
NATO in Nigeria
bloodbaths in Benin
inciting rebellions in Iran

my dick in my hand

Do you ever have a Wikipedia genocide marathon?

Any kiwibros around? Can you redball me on the Black Power biker gang?

the rajibul show

still working my way through the American foreign policy section

Baldies in Bulgaria

cringe

lot of headaches and weird disorientation this week
looks like it might be the end for me lads

Alchy locks?

yes I hit my head very hard on a car windscreen a couple of weeks ago as some may recall

Yeah I know mate. Why don’t you visit the doctor again?

alchy locks possesses a great cricketing mind

im ok with dying

:(

kek

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whats portugal doing there
the scandis at least have the no sun excuse

a rangana herath lbw dismissal to a right handed bat is the test cricket of test cricket dismissals

Drugs are legal there

For me, it's the the bouncer off the gloves and caught at 2nd slip

certain man ITT on certainly man watch

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For me it's having an objectively 6/10 (or 7/10 if being generous) gf, who is a 10/10 in your eyes because she is so lovely.

certain man ITT moving booky

it’s spelt bookey

What's this?

looks like that dance the new zealand team do before an eggball match

Maori biker gang doing a haka for the shooting.

Knew that was a haka but didn't know why these bikers were performing it.

Nice of them to do so

Australia is literally so fucking reddit

They aren't "doing it for the shooting" like slobbo suggests. They are a gang of drug dealers doing it as a challenge to Christchurch's "decades old white supremacist community". Those disgusting coconuts are issuing a war challenge to a non existent enemy.

makes you think doesnt it

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really gets the old neurons fired up
really gets the ol wirin perspirin

Think you might be wrong lad
twitter.com/hassan_ghani/status/1107181371422736384

mi goreng for lunch as payday is Wednesday and I'm broke

is there something maoris won't perform a haka for

think softly but carry a big truthbomb

Um, no sweaty.

couriermail.com.au/news/world/christchurch-mosque-shooting-black-power-issues-haka-challenge-to-white-supremacists/news-story/07b4f06796e88c8e8ec2a22927be9f19

News said it was in tribute of the victims. Take your Dermot-tier aus/pol/ garbage back where it belongs.

Not even worthy of a (You), slobbo. You just got comprehensively and irrecoverably btfo.

>paywalled
shan't

somebody drop a massive cricketing thruthbomb

>gives a shadow(you) pointing out that he won't be giving a (you)
>"he he he ur btfo"

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

BTFO
T
F
O

Fucking retarded islander fucks

Can't bypass the paywall lad

top kek. Sebbesity seething

I love it when sebbesity gets btfo like this.

Reckon aus/pol/ babbies have entered the thread

Execute all muslims, negros, coconuts and homosexuals

sebbo bell on the ropes

This destroys the aus/pol/

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>shan't
More like CAN'T, lmao dumb cunt

Based.

>blantant samefaggotry
Grim stuff

grim

Will sebbo ever be able to recover from this? Or will he ignore it and pretend it never happened, just like he always does when he's on the losing end of an argument?

Are there any bookies handling how long until the shooter gets pozzed in his aushole by some big maori cock (BMC)?

>sebbo turned his proxy on to defend himself
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOOOOOD

natural variation exists

I have noticed sebbesity has stepped away from his claim that the haka was performed as a tribute/vigil, however he is still in damage control mode.

Strange.

they call him Taco seb
Sebo Bell
The fattest man in /cric/ entertainment

>pozz gaynolds
Grim

Well, incels, it's been a nice morning being your intellectual superior yet again, however the time has come for me to leave to spend a day at the beach with my beautiful girlfriend. I'll even let you losers masturbate to the thought of that.

I'm volcel, lad.

Sasha gray on the cards

>Josh
>110kg
>gf
kek

KEK

K E K

pedo incel

Cope.

bit confused, where did sebbo post this?

Cope with your BMI 27 year old fatty

here lad

the Buddha of burritos

Who cares why it was done, whatever. But we can all agree the gala is pretty fricking cringeworthy

>still in damage control mode
TOP FUCKING KEK

the totem of tacos

Asa Akira or Vina Sky on the cards

If we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls

not damage control, nobody fucking cares you kangaroo fucker

the guardian of guacamole

damage control mode

Asa is okay-tier, bit bored of her because she was fucking everywhere five years ago.
Vina is cute as fuck, but her back tat is off-putting. If she didn't have it she'd be the best thing in years.

>if I keep saying it it becomes true
Aus tards aren’t the brightest

>still in full damage control mode
Kek

genuinely can’t crank it out to Asian women. Kind of disappointing, especially since cant particularly figure out why I find them so gross.

Fuck up Josh you fat cunt. Go bully mummy again.

what the fuck are you cunts even squabbling over?

I think /cric/ is in poor taste!

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>nooooooooooooooo! don't point out my massive damage control! im in large here!

if anything you’re in damage control you fucking moron. really, really not that smart...

Eh, it's a matter of taste. They're not everyone's cup of tea.

new

>n-no, y-you are in d-damage control! N-not m-me
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>im in large here
>im in large
>in large
retard kangaroos fucker

>gets btfo
>btfo out again with clever word play about his obesity
>is now in double damage control mode
LMFAO

sebbo on the ropes

>already full of Pozz Gaynolds cancer
Shan't

>using a proxy for damage control
Gonna be a yikes from me dawg

Ahh yes, the insecurity of a 27 year old 110kg fat cunt NEET, very fascinating stuff

/nrls/ up

I am literally that poster. Im down to 106kg. Still NEET and balding, tho i am now on the finasteride

have sex