/heem/

imagine cumming on derns tummy and making her bf lick it off

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The burden of proof is on you. Do you have any evidence to support this claim?

>weidman being that smug when he got heemed even more embarrassingly

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freaking hell those freaking boobs

>burden of proof is on me
yeah I'm thinking you just need to look into it is all I'm saying

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Danaher's knees are literally crumbled balls of paper, I think Eddie takes it.

Chiesa is one of my anti-boys.

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>responding without danaher posting

a real shame tbhf

never fighting again

I don't have the pic.

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prime fap material

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One titty at a time

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>lumping sanko in with those sows

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dunno why people like the girls when theyre doing the weigh-ins, the dehydrated look aint good tbqh

I can't tell which one(s) you dislike.

god imagine if you could shrink down and live between her toes

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TJ, can you hear me? TJ? Listen to me. It's time to wake up, TJ, it's all over.

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hnnnnngh

I'd give Sanko a 3 pump and a bust and glide out

filthy roider

On a scale of 1-10, how flushed is Till?

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toilet 10

This whole organisation is the Suga Show. You're all just starring in it.

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looks about a 6-7 rn

compare to oezdemir and cody, both have lost their last 3 now
oezdemir is about a 3 or 4, cody is a hard 9

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>be toilet
>get flushed

Obviously I'd fuck get but the fact she's a minority, divorced AND on a losing streak puts me FIRMLY out of her league.

A man can dream, lads

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why cant these wmma sluts just spread their asses already

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So Masvidal is our guy, right?

people shit a lot on amsterdam, but its my only chance to put my dick in a pornstar looking hoe like this

Apologize
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/80590553/#80593662

a tregedy in two parts

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Ostovich thinks she is wayy more attractive than what she really is

The women in the red light district are more attractive than mma woman that's ever fought really makes me think

he was framed by jones

>Sat 30 Dec 2017

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all attractive women do, because they can. but then they get beat up, so it's ok.

Amsterdam you say...

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You know what i like? A nice flat ass.

>

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Of course the retard is a Ricky gervais poster

Good man Jon

Is there a slowmo webm of Till hitting the canvas?

>people rate masvidal
>After Ragin Al absolutely dominated him
Absolutely howling

"Maybe I didn't look like it because I'm cold blooded, but I was scared out of my mind"

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>Masdival purposefully getting suspended just to duck Askren
Haha, his only way out and he took it

Masvidal needs the heel spirit to truly thrive
Get a crowd booing him and he will access his true power. He's learned to tap into this. It is why he insta nutshotted toilet till, to get the heat from the crowd. They unknowingly got their own man heemed out of a career.

Picks have been tallied. We got 1 winner

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my least favorite fighter desu

Listen to this man. He whooped Cowboy in Denver and the crowd was silent as fuck

Leg humping a dude isn't winning, it just means you can hump dudes for whatever reason.

al and Jorge are legit therefore any outcome when they fight is ok for either in my eyes

10/10
I've seen fighters who would become champs get gadooshed but I've also thought Till was nothing special from the jump. He is an actual can right now, just another body at 170 for someone good to beat

You better not boo me motherfucker, I fought my ass off.

>Say that to my face

What are you talking about? That was literally one of the worst robberies ever. mmadecisions.com/decision/6071/Al-Iaquinta-vs-Jorge-Masvidal

based

Just an excuse to slap a bitch, really

Masvidal has such an interesting record, imagine he won all those split decisions, he would have one of the GOAT records

Self defense, Edwards is the one in need of suspending

He fought hard fights, till fought shitty fights and lost most of the fights judges gave him. People here told you this.

Realistically where does Till go from here? He just got BTFO by the #11 guy, and I don't see him moving up to MW. Neil Magny, Zeleski, Gunnar make sense, idk who else. He's shown he needs a good win to get back on track but everyone in the top ten is too much of a killer.

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>get title shot for no reason
>get flushed HARD
this is hot balls all over again

god I want to fucking plow her like an animal

leon edwards

Just feed him Damian Maia

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Masvidal cured any post card depression I could've possibly had, what a meme machine

He should move to MW and get flushed there too

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This makes meme sense, book it
Trash talk centres around how the other got BTFO by Jorge

and jorge fights woodley
colby fights usman

who?

You mean feed Maia Till. He's getting backpacked for sure, Maia only loses to wrestlers.

Career ending pregnancy?

I'd watch haha

demianmaia.com
Who has the best website in MMA and why is it Maia?

He'll be forced to actually learn how to defend strikes and keep a high guard

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Jessamyn Duke did.

she's top 3 mma girls easily

youtube.com/watch?v=8vYiGfOc8a0

She's so cute and I like her voice and accent

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You'd get to hear all of her farts throughout the day.

Why does jeorge ride colby's dick so much? Are they legit a couple of fruits?

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>courtesy flush.jpg

titoortiz.com
khabib.com
>blocks you are path

Masvidal: Dana I need that $100,000 my kids gotta go to college
Dana: okay
LMAO he talked his way into getting both the performance of the night and fight of the night. Bullshit.

why isn't heem as welcoming and loving bros?

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>implying he didn't deserve it
Ige got the other one, and the rest of the card was dogshit

Cringe.

They're both the best active shitposters in the ufc. Of course they're gonna smug it together.

Actively going onto Reddit and looking for cringe shit to bring back here to show everyone is actually far more gay and embarrassing than the actual Reddit post itself
I'm not giving you gold

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>Toilet Till

>McTitties420420

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till caca

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>OH FU-

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His eyes are too close together

So Cringe Cringesckren chickened out of calling Masvidal out, quietly sat there the whole time and and left without saying a word? A least Edwards had the balls to talk shit and get slapped.

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cringe
GOATren has a keikaku only a mere mortal like you could dream of
twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1107062614562140161

ONE recycle bin

Shoulda ate more boogers

first of all, yes it is. second, stay there.

So now that the dust has settled, we can all agree- Masvidal would have ga-ga-ga-gadooshed and flushed Nick, right?

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He went there to call Till out but Till's jaw is made of glass so it ruined his plans

You look like a total geek if you call out the loser

Lol I forgot Till munches on booger. Truly putrid habit desu

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Askren would unironically beat Khabib but Dana will NEVER book it because it would heem Danas plans

A lot of posters were telling you he's a bitch and would do this. Ben Askren is a cancer in this sport and we need to shun these cherry picking faggots before they get anywhere near the belt. Fuck Askren and fuck spot pickers. That's not what built this sport.

He went there to call out the easiest fight in the division? Wow how cool! Especially after Robbie lawler just beat the absolute living fuck out of him!

If you're an Askren fan you need to die.

how does sugar sean omalley not make you uncomfortable

How cuck it feel when u uget kod stiff by spic rasta guy?

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By being a marketing hype job, where have you been this past year

>He went there to call out the easiest fight in the division?
No one actually thought Till was that much of a can. Yes he got wrecked by Tyron but so did Lawler and nobody expected Lawler to get fucked like that either.

Wins cuckerboy and Cerrone. Darren is legit.

Everyone knew he was. Maybe you're just retarded. Are you an askren fan?

>no one expected lawler to
Wrestler with punching power? Check the archive retard, a lot people did

>t. Dana
Your fucking chump champ is getting taken to Funkytown
>oh I wrestle Conor look how good I am
Conor can't wrestle
>oh I wrestle iaquinta look how good I am
Iaquinta cant wrestle
>oh I wrestle Barboza look how good I am
Barboza can't wrestle
>oh I wrestle Darrell Horcher look how good I am
Who?
Khabib talks about I FIGHT FOR LEGACY but he is a bum can crusher. He will run for his life from Askren because he knows he will be exposed.
bitch.

No I am not an askren fan, I dont give a fuck about him. But you are delusional if you think Yea Forums shitposting calling Till a can constitutes as "everyone" because this thread has some of the worst opinions on fighting anyone can have and the hype Train behind Till has made a lot of people think he is better than he is.

>that flag
Cringe

what a stupid and pointless post.

Show me the picks or I don't believe it. Tyron beat up bums on his way to his shot with Lawler who was on an incredible run at the time

>I have no retort yet I must post
I accept your defeat
Face it your guy got FUNKIED

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Not as stupid as some retard getting worked by Ben Askren playing pro-wrestler

Incredible run? You're a fucking newfag retard

Ok retard

this is actually a pretty stupid and pointless post, objectively speaking. just don't post next time.

>THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IM IN CHARGE HERE
>HELP ME DANA

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>matt brown
>roided hendricks
>legendary fight with rory
>carlos condit
He's no GSP but that's no record to snuff at.

That's incredible? Do you know anything about fighting at all?

>Decisionates Matt Bum
>Winning a split decision over Hendricks
>barely getting a split decision over Carlos Jobdit
yeah so impressive bro

He lost to Hendricks both times but Johny is such a lay and pray faggot everyone loved watching him get robbed

Askren is a less exciting Johny with a bigger pussy and less skills

Last night I was posting pictures of the pub I was watching from. It was packed but literally everyone there was a cazzie.

>calling Jorge "George"
>talking about Conor and asking when he fights next
>not actually watching any of the fights, including the main event
>"who do you think is going to win? I got my money on the big kid"
>"the brown one fought Kimbo in his back yard"
>Jon Jones is good but he takes steroids and that's bad

>roided Hendricks
because Lawler was natty right?
>Candit
great fights, but he lost both of them

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those bolt-on melons. why?

They're actually pretty fucking based

Thought Till died for a second last night. Probably took 20 years off his life

Till is the perfect example of a fighter that isn't scary at all

What did Leon Edwards say to Masvdal? Unless he called him a spick or something I don't see what kind of shit talk deserves risking your career over.

If I was coaching Luke Rickhold I would tell him to never throw punches, only kicks, and to focus on trying for a clinch to take the opponent down. Luke Rockhold has the shittiest boxing I've ever seen in a "top fighter"

Jorge isn't some office worker he makes his living as a fighter. Fighting will never interfere with his fighting career. Fuck Leon. Bitch got fought.

fake tits are unnatural, therefore never based

When the chicks a 7 or lower they're based

Only a scrub fights outside of the octagon like that. And starting with a sucker punch? Yee.

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He has the most underrated submission game. His submission victories make one of the best highlight reels in the UFC. So yeah, he needs to work his wrestling and use his legs to secure takedowns like GSP did. If you're just a wrestlers with no other tools good luck getting anywhere (unless you're Askren and have a granite chin), but throw in a dangerous kick repertoire and your opponent can no longer defend both kicks and takedowns effectively.

Joe Rogan literally telling Lennox Lewis that you need a high IQ to be a fighter because a dumb fighter will not be able to "figure out the problem". *sniggers*

His kicks are pretty good he just does that weird ass pseudo philly shell with the right hand hanging and gets tagged every fight. I blame the coaches

>that flag
Yeah, we know you're a pusy.

You've never been into a fight

KEK
Jorge actually got the 100k he was asking for

Sometimes Dana is alright

I don't remember the last time a fighter got 2 bonuses

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reddit for the next few days

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Anyone from Melbourne post in here?

Who else would've got it then

CONER

Why don't you stay there?

because i am edgy hacker Yea Forumstard and i want to be part of the sekrit club known as 4chin

Tbh both till and wonderboy should have lost when they fought so till might aswell be on a 3 fight skis
Toilet till officially flushed, even if he moves up in weight I doubt it'll end well for him

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No one cares about communities

Tbf pretty much every fight outside the main was dogshit so dana made the right choice, my boy mas getting PAID

Volkan is unflushed bro, he showed improvements from his last fights. Some good wrestling game. He was robbed of the unanimous
Dana has recognised that other fighters got robbed so I doubt Volkan will be cut or anything

Based Gamebred holy shit. I couldn't asked for a better ending

He never beat Hendricks.

Edwards/Masvidal is pretty much confirmed
twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/1107061319214088192/video/1

I hope not, leon fights like old people fuck and I don't want a masvidal fight wasted on that boring can

Yeah but Hendricks was already trying to stall out against the fence and acting like an entitled bitch so I was happy when he got robbed. I remember watching the second fight and giggling at the outcome

>Usman
>Asscum
>Edwards
All these match ups are snoozfests. Actually Woodley vs Masvidal would be interesting

Imagine an edwards vs usman title fight, dana and the crowd might aswell bring a blanket and some pillows

Jorge was always my boy

Based Edwards shattered a man's orbital bone last night.

Edwards delivered. Faggot femboi Gunnar was the one who failed (after PROMISING a finish).

youtu.be/aWNq0xlh02w
youtu.be/aWNq0xlh02w
Uh yeah...
I’m thinking he’s back

Yeah he did one thing the entire fight and still couldn't finish a severely concussed gunni (he also managed to lose the next round and even got mounted at the end lmao)gunnars can be a boring motherfucker too but leon is fucking terrible and the definition of a boring shitty point fighter

Trying too hard here lad

kek.
>Bro look at this coked up manlet lmao

Lmao faggot

Based Conor

When is Conner gonna get leg extensions and stop being a manlet? He can afford it.

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>hire a leprechaun mascot for st Patrick’s day
>Conor fr*aking McGregor shows up

>Pena
>Dern
Why do all the GOATs suffer career ending pregnancies?

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I guarantee you that half of these guys had no fucking idea who he was
Kek at the chimp walk in though. He just devolves more and more over the years.

classic post

LMAO there were niggas on heem who unironically thought a nigga whose best win was fat Cowboy Cerrone could beat someone as seasoned as Gamebread.

They will still just get on the next hype train like nothing happened, right? They might jump on Reyes' since they saw him on that card.

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Conor is more famous than most of the guys in that room, most of the world couldn't name 1 of them.

Anyone following sports in general knows who he is.

Jorge just went 4-0
Flushed toilet Till
Talk shit get hit on Lisp Edwards
Both Diaz brothers

The judges made me verbal tap last night. Why were they so bad?

>GOD DAMN IT I CANT BELIEVE I WAS VANQUISHED BY THE UNDEFEATED BEN ASKREN.
>I THREW EVERYTHING I HAD AND HE STILL PUT ME OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND.
>AW SHUCKS.

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Most obvious use of steroids

Pooezdimir got robbed. I'm kinda getting sick of them just pushing these hypetrains, instead of treating it like a real sport. Like holy fuck, a fat guy got a title shot just because he has a lot of Instagram followers.

I got a good laugh at those people flying Swiss flag for a turk though.

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Darren Till should look to fight again within 3 months, he needs to bounce back and get momentum now.

Volkan got robbed wtf

he bounced back off the fuckin canvas

(((They))) need to push another hype train, you should understand.

Aksren is on mental steroids

He just got CTE'd, that's just not a good idea.

Also just as we predicted, Askren pussied out real fucking quick when Masvidal won. Ben knew his only chance to beat top 10 ranked opponent is Till, this Bellator bum stands no chance against real competition. He figured that out after 15 seconds with Robbie.

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Post your bet slips faggot

He literally subbed Robbie what are you on

How do people make these smile pictures? I know FaceApp on the phone, but is there anything like that on the PC?

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Been a fan of Hendricks since Bareknuckle World Fighting Federation
When will he get his rematch with GSP?

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reminds me of this being

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Shut up nigger, it was parlayed with Volcan :'(

But you can find my posts saying Masvidal will win. When will you stop being retarded and think for yourself, instead of eating up everything Dana and his marketing team shit out?

why would he need a rematch against a guy he beat?

Least intimidating fighter ever.

See above

USADA was a mistake

The USADA era should have an asterisk

Reebok deal was a mistake

This, all the GOAT era fighters were on some mad shit
Only current fighter on this level?
Bones
Who is pulsing
If Ngannou was in the UFC pre usada heads would be getting knocked off. We need to go back. Warriors ENHANCING themselves to become the ultimate fighter.

>Ngannou is clean
In Africa, steroids are as legal as cannibalism.

Holy shit never thought about it till now but it's true. All the greatest fights, fighters, KO's etc. were juicefests.

You're the Askrenfag, aren't you? As dumb as it gets.

no, I'm the guy he replied to
Nice try bum
Still seething about VolCAN rightfully losing I see. I didn't think they had TV in shitzerland

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I don't care about a Turk losing, I care about UFC just forcing another hype train. We need open source AI judges now.

Low IQ? I literally said all the best fighters were roiding. Askren is somebody who actually NEEDS to roid he's so fucking bad and looks like shit.

Imagine how different this sport would be if we had 200IQ judging instead of 90IQ

There should just be one judge and it should be a Teddy Atlas type.

Oh, Darren Till? That guy is a beast, he beat past-prime fat Cowboy. Dana said he's the future, and Dana knows what he's talking about.

They've been exposed as a joke, there is no point in keeping them.

Max and coner
twitter.com/BlessedMMA/status/1107162285066211328

Nudes when

Bruh he needs like a year off

>Also Dennis beat me that summer too so if beating 21 year old Max is a trophy to you congrats you share it with Dennis
Kek
Based max with the facts and logic, fuck trash talk
He would heem McNuggets in the pitiful state he has fell into. Max isn't getting dropped by khabibs boxing any time soon.

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No judges, just doctors
They come in after the fight and evaluate the fighters for signs of CTE
Most CTE wins

Don't forget about the barn burner with wonderboy that got him that title shot(which he missed weight for)

Based max with the fax

He seems way too desperate lately.

in the early days guys would get KOd and then fight and win later in the same night

>tfw people call Gamebread's win an "upset"

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Think he'll actually fight Cowboy this year?
It's starting to seem unlikely.

Max or Conor?

I would enjoy seeing the conor fight for the memes but Max v Cowboy doesnt interest me at all. Max v Khabib or Conor or Holloway is only thing that moves needle for me.

>this is you at 21 lmgtfy.com/?q=Joseph Duffy 38 seconds

based and blessed

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Max vs Holloway is potential FOTY

actually, he was robbed against Dennis. So shook by Conor that he's actually accepting a robbery.

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Volkan won his last fight

kek

Till actually won tbqh Jorge was out in the 1st

till got flatlined. haven't seen someone remain so horizontal after a ko for a while. he had to be dragged up to that tool

who /wonderboy/ here?

Dude was out for fuckin minutes. Can't remember the last time someone was out that long.
One of the GOAT heems

Most boring mma fighter by a mile. Till at least ruined that meme.

I mean who gets knocked out by Masvidal? Makes no sense

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I love it

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Oh fersure Masvidal kills Yoel my dude

I think people are just overrating Till a bit, he got so used to relying on his chin

Who is the girl in a red bra?

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Masvidal got toyed with by Wonderboy
Wonderboy got toyed with by Till
Till got flash ko'd in a fight he wins 9/10 by Masvidal
Masvidal got toyed with by Larkin

see what I'm getting at?

Do (You)FC script writers monitor this thread? Since I posted about cutbabby wraslers ruining every division and UFC lasting 2 year max, things changed drastically
>T-CTE lost
>Snoozley lost
>Cyborg lost
>Mugumbo KOd wrasler
>Till got flushed
The only enemies of the people left are khabitch and janni bones. Now that gooby is back to thinking straight and needs a win, Tony became sacrificial saviour, LHW is empty and janni needs drawls. puzzle might be complete. Both pussy cutbabbys will be forced to move to proper weight and face some dangerous competition. Hopefully both get heemed into coma, but more balanced fights will do.

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thats every girl when they see my huge ass hog

fucking starched. the first hit sent him to another dimension

imagine getting one punched by a guy who struggled to finish cowboy, im just in disbelief

if that was a street fight and till fell exactly the same way on a hard pavement he would be dead or in a coma right now and jorge would be in jail...crazy

how do you fuck up being a weight bully so badly?

Dern has never done anything for my dick, but after seeing this pic I don't even care about the goblina nose I wanna suck those milkers

Holloway is an elite shitposter

Masvidal looked a lot bigger than I thought he would

By being actual shit. Till has zero quality wins

Scousers are literal inbred retards, some of them even have a touch of sheep DNA.

Bones isn't a cutbabby he cuts fuck all from what he walks around at.
Watch his grappling match with Hendo where he weighed in at 230 something and had a gut.

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I'd let Joanna mog me if you know what I mean

Jon needs to go roidgut mode again and heem DC at heavyweight

I think I made a really great choice for my first event, really good fights and I got to see my favourite fighter win. And the whole arena singing along to sweet Caroline was insane.
I love mma just not the fans sometimes but I made a couple friends at the event. People are right though the view is never that good live.

I booked an extra night in London because I thought I'd be too exhausted after the after party and sleep all day and look how that turned out, hope I get my money back.

Oh also I spilled my spaghetti, my ticket said entrance E and I figured that meant you went through the main entrance first, and then entrance E to get to your seats. So I cued for 30 minutes for them to tell me I needed to go around back and there was no cues there. Also the security went to check my wristband and I shook his hand, he got mad about it as well.

>Also the security went to check my wristband and I shook his hand, he got mad about it as well.
top laugh

>Also the security went to check my wristband and I shook his hand,
This is a power move

Is till still the best mma fighter of all time?

>I shook his hand
On a side note I hate when I spill my spaghetti because someone ALWAYS thinks I'm taking the piss out of them

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No one cares about your first experience going outside and talking to real people you autistic goof

Not yet, he's only 24. Don't give up on him /heem/.

1000%

Some guys are on such a power trip, he knew it was an awkward move on my part and chose to act aggressive about it.
That's not true aside from a few trolls people on heem have always been good to me and helped me through a lot.

The best standup fighter still, but whenever he goes to the mat he loses

When Till said they’re all getting it did he mean they’re getting the best KO of their otherwise boring careers?

hyaku pasento
t. Dana

>Also the security went to check my wristband and I shook his hand
mogged the shit out of him good looking user

We are living in the wholesome Gooby era lads.

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You think he gives a fook? He doesnt

Not gonna lie. It felt good. DAMN good seeing Edwards destroy Gunnar last night

There was a time when Gunnar "The Fraud" Nelson was considered the top MMA athlete in Europe.

HA! What a laugh!

Is Edwards the man to bring the WW belt to England?

Edwards won’t get past Ponzi desu

Been ages since Ponzi fought.

Now this, this is how you flush a toilet.

For sure my guy but Till has a piece on him for sure. Beast of a hog. Gawlt that big dick energy.

>bring the WW belt to England
The bum can't even bring himself backstage without getting the three piece with the soda

It's funny that Jorge done more damage to Leon in 4 second than Gunni Bumson was able in 15 minutes.

Gunni vs Askren is the fight to make, one of the few Ben can win.

good for you lad
did you heem your friends before leaving? i'm sure you only met them because you started a brawl during the boring fights?

Masvidal would've heemed current Nick?

Just like Lawler would flush Askren if they ever fought, right?

boring

Well, he did flush him. Too bad Herb "fight-fixer" Dean was the ref.

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Edwards is great, people cry about him talking trash but all he does is get disrespected for having a lisp. Obviously he's not going to be a Robert Whittaker type. I've said for a long time he's a stronger prospect than Till and him dominating Nelson on the ground proved that.

Mcgregor vs Iaquinta in July is official, check bjpenn.org

what do you think was going to happen even if it had continued?
GOATren had him, Robbie would have been out cold in a few seconds anyway. If herb let him choke him for the remaining minute and a half in the round Robbie would have brain damage

We might see Till/Edwards next, if Till doesn't run to MW

Huh? What? I didn't hear you, could you repeat that?

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Edwards/Masvidal surely has to happen next

she is a bitch her fiance was right to leave her

Edwards deserves a shot at Masvidal for taking a three piece? No thanks. The fight is Masvidal vs Askren, mandrama wins again.

they were tallied live lol at you doing it again

Could, but Masvidal might not be interested in fighting him.

I see no reason as to why Mas would ever take that fight
he just heemed in impressive fashion the 3rd ranked WW. Edwards is ranked 10, with Jorge 11
he wants the bigger money fights so he will go for the Colby/Woodley/Kamaru fight. Guy just heemed his way into title contention, he has no need for bum edwards

Masvidal just beat the number 3 ranked WW. He’s 34 years old and is making a run to the top. Doesn’t have the time to be fighting cans like Edwards. He’s gonna fight Woodley next in hopes of getting a title shot.

did he say he'll fight colby?

>he will go for the Colby fight

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casual spotted

I'd like that if it was the first UFC Birmingham, if not send Edwards to America to fight Masvidal.

The fight is Masvidal vs Askren

Askren seems like a good fight for Masvidal to take. That would be a title eliminator. Edwards can fight Ponz.

My dream fight is RDA vs Masvidal.

>Above anything, my kids come first. If my mom had the belt, she's gotta give it up because my kids gotta eat! So if I'm willing to fight my mom, imagine a close friend. No disrespect to Colby, it is what it is
just because they are friends doesn't mean he won't scrap him

Till will probably take time off whilst Edwards probably wants to fight relatively soon.

RDA should fight Maia

I don't think it is a good fight for Masvidal, if Maia could grind him to decision I'm sure Ben could and his stock would plumett, he's already popular so if he wants a title shot he just needs more finishes so someone whose going to bring it to him like Ponzinibbio would probably be better than a higher ranked guy.

Maia vs Askren

I'm pretty sure they fell out, Colby is always training with Dustin now instead and Masvidal keeps talking about how he cut some negative stuff out his life.

Yeah, I agree. It's a tough fight for Masvidal. There are a lot of fights you can make right now which would all make sense.

Masvidal, Edwards, Ponz, RDA, Askren, Maia. Can all be matched up and it would make sense.

That would be sad

Conor living RENT FREE inside Holloway's head

Cormier living RENT FREE inside Stipe's head

Colby living RENT FREE inside Kamaru's head

Vegans living RENT FREE inside Rogan's head

Till is not even competitive at WW, he would get flushed even harder at MW.

I think they are still cool, I read an interview where Masvidal called Colby a good friend.

My caz friend picked Masvidal by knockout and I kept telling him no chance.
>Masvidals fights go to decision
>He rarely finishes
>you're an idiot, Masvidal won't finish Till
>Look at that bomb he survived from Woodley

oh boy I talked so much shit, I will not hear the end of this one

Conor was literally the one who posted about Max out of the blue, Max just gave him the six piece with the soda for it.

Hope it's on a fight night

Your friend is based, you're the caz here.

Holloway had been planning those tweets for a while. He probably copied and pasted them from Word.

Your analysis wasn't bad desu, Masvidal by knockout was unlikely on paper. Especially in the manner he knocked him out, I would have predicted a late stoppage from Masvidal due to Till being tired over what happened.

>Word

Boomer detected.

gamebred got his last two wins by TKO, he's on an upward swing

no chance, McGregor sells PPVs. There is no reason to leave money on the table by not having him on a PPV as a main event.

Maybe McNuggets should get acquainted with gameplans because the bum is getting dropped by wrestlers

LOL

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Great body but she has a tranny face.

One is a WWE clown and the other is a legit street fighter. They are an odd couple.

Lmao I originally actually wrote vim then I instantly remembered not everybody is a programmer so I changed it to Word.

What would a millennial have said? Google docs?

this is why i never give solid picks to cazzies
shit always goes south

I wonder how much Conor's next fight will take. I doubt his stock will be as high after being teabagged by Khabib. I think that will be the peak of his career. Nate 3 is presumably in the works but the Max fight probably makes more money, plus I doubt Conor wants to go up to 185 like Nate wants.

how cuntish, wew

>vim

Pretentious fuckboy detected.

He's probably Britain's most hated celebrity. I'm guessing the only people who actually listen to him are those that love to hate.

Nate will go down to LW for Conor I think, it's by far the biggest fight he can get.

>whitaker is not competitive at WW, he would get flushed at MW

obviously there are other examples where it goes the other way but he might as well try

Wew lad

The idea of Max trying to figure out vim is funny, I'll give you that.

Mate grow up. Try to learn about things before shitting on them like this. You'll get further in life that way. Vim is the second most popular text editor in the world.

Pootaker is 1) far better fighter and 2) actually got flushed at MW. His chin is gone, he probably won't fight again.

>knocked out by a lightweight who’s too undisciplined to cut

Imagine moving up to MW facing lightheavyweights cutting down.

blessed express lapping you mfs as per usual

never heard ovim.

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Max gets finished in 2 rounds, Holloway just said so

This fighter is;
>JV
>beta
>scrub
>bum

Who am I talking about

This whole cutbabby situation is infuriating
>be max, cutbabby
>start getting ill, decide to move up to LW
>main guy at LW is a LHW cutbabby who walks around at over 200
it's just so fucking tiresome

Idk but it sounds like he's a loser in life

*opens the fight with a running dick kick*
heh, nothing personnel kid

how is he flushed ? he literally won every fight at MW bar 1 arguable draw

Fights in one championship are unironically better lately than ufc

Pooel flushed him, albeit losing.

And got a 3 piece with a soda

He was +200 I hope you bet the house.

It's kinda sad when Asian promotion has less fixed fights than the UFC.

Mikey garcia is a BUM

shitzerland poster is the absolute worst poster in the general
Yoel is the only one who has anything for Whittaker and he beat him twice. No one else touches Knucks in MW. Cockhold has been #2 ranked and hasn't fought in over a year despite the fight being there. He doesn't want none, he's moving to LHW, calling out Jones lmao. who the fuck else is there for him? The Chris is dead, Kelvin is fat, nobody has nothing

feed him to ponzi scheme

In May 2018, VanZant confirmed that she recently had a breast augmentation, saying: "I'm a girl and always wanted my own boobs. They never came so I bought them."[57]

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>Vim is the second most popular text editor in the world.
Emacs has org-mode though, making it superior

Kelvin 1-2s Shittaker straight to tilldimension.

Who the hell is Mikey Garcia?

a bum

How do you know his chin is cracked if we haven’t seen him fight since Yoel.

Fatstelum is a meme fighter, he got finished by JUST era Chris

she hot and everything but she is just another PVZ. Except PVZ is a better fighter than her so I dont know what ostovich is

More like dork-mode.

You see those things if you're not a caz. Just like I knew Till is a bum, while you were still dickriding him.

>knowing anything about female fighters at all
>not taking a short walk or playing vidya during wmma

>You see those things
Not a great explanation. And I personally though everyone was underestimating Masvidal.

reply if schaub

>not masturbating to the women bloodying each other up and wrestling
more and more casuals by the day

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Psssst...
Pssssssst...
hey kid
Yeah you, kid
Wanna hear a secret?
Can’t tell anyone though
Ok?
Promise?
Alright
Brendan Schaub is fr*ggen based!

A couple of rly nice posts, I like these a lot

Thanks your a peach bro

put me in the screencap

Rewatch the Romero fights, and look up his health problems afterwards my man. It's all there, you just need to look into it.

based

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Random question mr lithuanian
Why is this stadium so empty right now?

youtube.com/watch?v=JTOLa3hFtkg

It's top division

Did Till verbally tap?

Ufc now only has telepathic referees, they foresee the tap

It was a nonverbal tap by his head on the floor

this girl was laughing her ass off during the nelson vs edwards fight. She probably got bored till that last knock out

schaub

Retarded fight to make in the first place, had no business being in there

What video is heem from u niggerfaggits

ive been watching since ufc 1 and been using stats as well as the underdog picks to predict fights. Its like a 50% of me getting majority of my predictions right. I think you need to take into account the previous 1 or 2 fights the fighter had when finalizing the decision. I chose masvidal to win as well by tko due to his last 2 fights and tills last fight.

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org-mode is not some killer feature that makes vim obsolete. One swallow does not make a summer.

Also github.com/jceb/vim-orgmode

why fight when you can just promo your whiskey

It's important to realize that in UFC, the rankings do not measure skill, but the hype behind you. Till is skill-wise not even top 10,having him at #3 was crazy.

cringe

Did she punch him in the nuts while she was ground and pounding him? That boy has no chin.

>Nice combination by steve...
>>she's going to have to respect his boxing, he's been at it for 3 mont-
>nice right leg to the body
>>SHE HURT HIM! BIG RIGHT HAND!
>WHERE'S THE GOLD STANDARD?
>>You know, maybe he should start a podcast

>Fuck around on spanish tv for a year
>Comes back and heem a hype-job -cut-baby stiff, despite cut baby's massive home support
>Classy octagon interview, not even a stutter
>Hit Cuntface Edwards with a cheecky combo afterwards just for good measure
>Get the 100k bonus
Yea i'm thinking he's back

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How in the fuck Askren jumped straight to #6 LMAO

He said this money goes straight to her daughter college fund.

Just how funny would it be if till lost 5 of his next fights and set the record for longest losing streak in ufc before lombard does it? With piers morgan shitting on him more on twitter with each loss

UFC rankings are not about skill. Conor was on the top of the p4p list before the Khabib fight, those rankings are absolute trash.

too late for that kiddo

Lombard won all those fights but lost the decision

has anyone ever been more flushed

That doesn't make much sense, Masvidal looked terrible in his last two fights.

>actually rating trashvidal after beating flushed toilet till

NO ONE has ever had an impressive performance in mixed martial arts ever because EVERYONE is a bum especially the can-crushing so-called 'champions'

Anyone else was there live?

No one gives a shit about p4p rankings. The division rankings are mostly accurate - if one fighter beats the other, they get moved up or down. It's not that complicated.

No one from /heem/ went to yesterday's card. They were all larpers.

Ortegafag definitely went because he wasn't doing everybody's heads in all day

>whitaker_vs_jacare.webm

>#3 Darren Till

since when does piers Morgan know who Darren till is? when did this beef start?

Because the weather is shit currently, people prefer basketball and the quality of football is shit.

It was a potential future tap, so UFC minority report'd it and stopped the fight

Sure pal.

I went and saw Leon win and got a blurry photo with Brad Pickett now I hope we finally get UFC Birmingham.

Not anymore, he ain't. You're just mad because a title challenger isn't unceremoniously bumped off the top 15 because you don't like him.

Why are Englishmen so photogenic when they get knocked the fuck out?

How come Masvibum couldn't do shit against Wonderboy? I still think he is a can (till is just a turbo can)

How hard would it be to photoshop till's face on that gay furry pic where sonic is half hedgehog half toilet

Who else is tired of UFC's bullshit hype jobs. I will never be honeydicked again by the UFC.

>Paige VanZant
They put her on dancing with the stars and were saying she's going to be the youngest UFC champion. A few months later she got ragdolled by Rose and cried like a little girl in the post fight conference.

>Sage Northcut
He got dominated by Mickey.

>Cody Garbrandt
They had this guy doing commercials and wanted him to be a brand ambassador. Little did they know he had no chin.

>Francis Ngannou
In the UFC's defense, they didn't tell us this motherfucker had zero wrestling abilities.

>Darren Till
This guy looked good once against an aging Cowboy so they decided to give him a marketing push. Little did they know he had no chin, heart, or fight IQ. I don't think he has any brains left after they scrape his brain off the canvas.

>Renan Barão
They told us this man was #1 P4P then he got raped by TJ.

>Glover Teixeira
They told us he was the next Mike Tyson. He looked like a deer in headlights against Jones.

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You contradict yourself. How can the rankings be accurate if fighters move up and down constantly. They are arbitrary

>I went
I doubt you did.

Impossible.

Wonderboy isn't overly arrogant and thinks his hands are dynamite, he also has much better striking defence and movement

Wonderboy fought smart and evasive. If Till fought last night how he fought at Liverpool he could've taken a decision. He meant what he said when he wanted to make it a brawl/street fight type of fight and just put a show on for London and he did. He's done a lot for English mma fans and I love him for it.

this

Can't wait for Jones to flush Walker

All the people trolling Leon saying he got knocked out ruind my night, he was held back by security. He would happily fight anyone anywhere. You can't do anything with those idiots, who ever has pretty eyes like Ortega or talks gangsta like Masvidal they just love and trash everyone else.

ufc hypes all their fighters with potential what are they gonna do not say shit and say the fighter is overrated

Dont underestimate dominick reyes the last scorecard bender

People get better and worse m8. They're as accurate as they could be

If they get knocked up when young, its not that big of a deal

Cringe

That doesn’t even mean anything

Seriously how the fuck did he win that fight. All of his strikes were blocked, he was controlled, on the backpedal for the entire fight. I genuinely don't understand it.

MMA has been about as clean as the Olympics since the 50s

Meant for

Nah holmes I keep it real
*trash talks Bisping*
For real I don't play games like that
*is best friends with Colby*
Talk shit get hit puto
*trash talks Cerrone mid-fight*

Whoever they give a market push to ends up losing. Whoever decides which fighter should get a marketing push should be fired. Conor is probably the last guy they gave a marketing push to that won.

Mark my words, Israel Adesanya will be the next victim of the UFC's marketing push. He will be exposed very soon.

Masvidal would heem prime Bisping

>talks shit
>gets hit

He's been exposed since his second ufc fight, barely edging out a split decision against an unranked vettori who would've won if his ego wouldn't have gotten in the way of him using more wrestling

literally who could have predicted last night's outcome? masvidal literally never knocks anyone out and always loses the decision. imagine betting on mma.

Based jew..? dafuq

Gave up on betting immediately after TWood got blacked. Insane sport

>Bisping rips up a Cuban flag, Masvidal defends his nation like a true patriot
>Jorge understands the value of friendship, even if your friend is an annoying cracker with boring fights
>Canboy Cerrone deserves no respect

There's also their anti-hype, where they'll avoid giving limelight to a fighter because he doesn't suck enough UFC dick

I thought only women did cornrows before a fight, Masvidal truly prove me wrong last nigth i have to admit it

If he loses to Laquinta, it would just confirm how far he has fallen

You're still fugg'n pissed about it, you are stupid to think Masvidal couldn't do it.

They haven't pushed Adesanya he just has a fun style and doesn't stop winning. If he wins at 236 he will be undefeated at 6-0 in the division with wins over Gastelum, Silva, Brunson, and Tavares. That's a pretty reasonable record to have in order to get a title shot considering that most of the division is flushed. The ultimate plan, though, is for Adesanya or Gastelum to win so that Yoel Romero can 3rd round heem his way to the belt

Zabit got exposed in his last fight. He is a Joe Rogan hype job. If Khabib had a similar opponent he would have ragdolled him. Zabit's biggst issue is he lack of punching power. His opponents smile in his face when he hits them.

Why do you care about something that has nothing to do with you

>They haven't pushed Adesanya
Imagine unironically believing this
like what level of deluded do you have to be on to spout this nonsense?

>t. Leon Edwards

>m-muh hometown boy!!! respect him!!!
It’s sort of dumb but I do the same shit so I get where he’s coming from

He's just fun to watch fight. Pulls out unexpected meme moves etc.

He pushed himself by winning and fighting every 3 months

Leon is my boy. Masvidal is not my boy. Also I have empathy.

I like how his highlight reel is 60% meme kicks that don't even connect.

There was a HW Dagestani with a really similar style on the feet
Absolutely zero power but frustrated opponents with it.

#6 Ben Askren
#5 Israel Adesanya
#7 Paulo Costa
#5 Derrick Lewis

What did Leon even say to him?

Dude got a title shot off beating current Anderson, Adesanya's a good fighter and he's done well for himself, but to pretend UFC aren't pushing him is literally retarded

I feel you senpai but at the end of the day people will meme forever

You're right dude they suck, you should fight them to prove it. You won't have any trouble because they suck so bad

Anderson being completely flushed is a meme. He will delete Cannonier

Found him
sherdog.com/fighter/Ruslan-Magomedov-74434

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I always said Till was overrated and Edwards is better. Edwards would beat Till got laughed at but it's pretty obvious now. UFC pushes these hype trains like said but it plays against them. The guys who have to do absolutely everything to get the shot they deserve like Holloway always end up better.

What's worst is that UFC pays off judges and refs to throw it their way. Plus favorable matchups, UFC is total shitshow right now. It hit me really hard last night.

Show me any other sport where you get a title shot for posting le epic memes on Instagram.

If anything Till is underrated

imagine being this mad at nothing

bruh you're a marketing machine babby
Dana White LOVES you

>They haven't pushed Adesanya

That's the dumbest thing I've read in a long time.

Even black beast is a manlet, I would manhandle them all.

I don't think that they're paid off they just suck. They get caught up in tallying strikes from the worst seats in the arena and they can't truly see the whole fight. When they can't see if a strike is clean they are biased towards the fighter who is expected to win.

Technically none of us have anything to do with the fighters we like, very few of us have or do train with UFC fighters. It's part of the sport isn't it? Might go to McDonalds to celebrate Masvidals win.

The UFC feels so meh right now

How the fuck is leon your boy

>Newfag who wasn't here for Faber
leave now

Can't wait to see Gus get heem'd in Sweden again.

Pettis on the wheaties box

ufc.com/athlete/brendan-schaub

I think Till needs to take a year or more off and make adjustments. Get rid of the meme karate stance and get some striking defense.

They pushed Adesanya even while talking about Hooker/Barboza

Tony Ferg

What do you mean here

ufc is not a sport. It's a promotion

Okay yeah I'm off to McDonalds.

And he's a cardiolet

new

Oi m8 get the mcgriddle

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Adesanya's takedown defense isn't good enough for modern MMA. He's going to get exposed by top level grapplers like Weidman, Romero, Kelvin, or Jacare. Adesanya's best hope is that all the wrestlers move up to the LHW division. Actually, all of the aforementioned grapples are guilty of falling in love with their striking, so maybe he does stand a chance if they think they can strike with him for 5 rounds.

Robert Whitaker reminds me of Robbie Lawler, in the sense that, both fighters have had many upsets. I wouldn't be shocked if Robert sleeps Israel.

my god you're truly retarded

feels good seening connor enjoy hockey lmao

>WARRE DA FOOK IS ME SKATES?

No name isn't getting Jorge you britnig

I was really impressed by Edwards' clinchwork lads. Knees and elbows on the inside, elbows and punches on the break. I want to see more handfighting, clinch striking and traditional muay thai stuff make it into fighting.

THAT'S A SALT MAN

McDonalds is so shitty it is laughable. But that fucking McGriddle though is delicious. It's like the crack cocaine of burgers.

Also, fuck Burger King and if you're down with Burger King then fuck you too.

Is Brantlyn Schnab a good fighter?

HEEM SLEEEEPY

Why are there so many white people? This must be in North Dakota or something.

Hell yeah Schlomo I'm all in on this based beaner since he said twitter is for faggots

>Wonderboy fought smart and evasive. If Till fought last night how he fought at Liverpool he could've taken a decision. He meant what he said when he wanted to make it a brawl/street fight type of fight and just put a show on for London and he did. He's done a lot for English mma fans and I love him for it.
He sure did put on a show watching his gorilla head bounce off the canvas was hilarious

Fuck that monkey hope he gets deleted in the undercard and booted from the ufc

They actually haven't pushed anyone harder. He has been given better treatment than champs. He literally said on interview that Dana and him planned out everything for him.

I like Israel, he has great style and can hype up a crowd, but you are oblivious.

volkan won last night dude

>having a garbage can nig as your boy
Damn must be tough, got your loicense for that