/hoc/

stop stringing >us along
no playoffs

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EGGER

#TakeWarning

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SHANNON

Does anyone have the
>real pacific hours
Pic

How did Benning score a goal? I thought he was a GM?

Taken.

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which one

I've got a wife a 6 figure income and have had several more life experiences than you as well. I'm also able to actually look at things objectively instead of claiming to be while being blatantly biased. I know I'm better than you and it pisses you off. That's why you have to constantly scream >rags so you can make yourself feel better about being such a shitty person. Hell I used to be you

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The one with the anime grils

pretty disappointed in Shannon lately tbqh
I already know what he's gonna say about >my team before I click on the video

soon

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This one?
I really need to get around to remaking it, honestly. A bunch of the fsjals have outdated jersey designs or just accuracy oversights.

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>shorks OP
>carolinigger posting
>bunch of fags
For these reasons I’m going to bed

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>bailing before RPH
casual

Would've thought you'd been put in your place during the last thread.

Dear, N Sneed:
Stop stringing us along. No playoffs, Egger. Take warning, Shannon.

nice

That’d be it

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close enough
email it to Gary

>New Zealand
*opens fire*

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throw in a PS telling him to hit the showers

Hey guys how are you all doing this evening

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same

I'm doing SHIT and how about you bud?

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Real rph rn

and sign it
>rags

Doing okay. Could be better, but when isn't that the case?

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>gf is 1 day late
Fuck lads I'm bricking it what do?

anal

holy fucking Burns
that's peak shork right there

YESSIR

it's ok. you can just buy her an abortion

Stop larping

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man up and raise the little retard, retard.

cool, whats his name?

turn 360° and walk away

>viktor ardvidsson frosty goal
b a s e d

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post her feet

>31 goals in 49 games

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>Sui-Feng representing my Yotes

Works for me

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Not even joking lads she's had headaches and said her legs feel weird and she feels warm. This sucks I've never fully came inside of her wtf

punch her in the stomach

Hit her hard in the stomach

>a /hoc/ poster is going to be a dad
grim

>This sucks I've never fully came inside of her wtf
uh oh

>never fully came inside her
user, I...

congrats on your first gf's son

Name him Jesse

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he's 2 goals away from breaking the preds single season goal record

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being a father is great, you'll love it

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consult the strong duck for your next move

Should I genuinely be worried though? Maybe she's just sick and that's messing with her cycle... Like we have sex unprotected alot but I always pull out

>lefs
>ssm8

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BASED

>always pull out
pulling out is a meme, put that bitch on birth control

>the most based manlet in the NHL
>faster than McMeme
>better goalscorer than every player except Ovechkin with less PP time

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if you are going to use the pull-out method of contraception you have to get good, you incompetent negro

>alot
>a lot
>alot
You're not ready to be a father.

literally all of the good guys won tonight

I'm so glad /hoc/ is discussing hockey right now and NOT discussing why some normalfaggot would be a trash father

I pulled out for two years with my ex-gf. We had one scare but that's it. Also this: You do realize you have pre-cum?

you are fucked, deal with it, recommend you stop posting in Yea Forums(nel), you need to deal with your responsibilities
put a ring on her or enjoy your child support payments for 18 years

>soiler
>good guys

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good guys tonight, bad guys tomorrow lad

bruhs

gotta buddy who swore by the pullout method, had 2 daughters to show for it lol

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has*

Jordan Staal: "Whether it's your best game or not, getting two points is all that matters." The #Canes got back in the win column with a 4-2 win over the Sabres. 5 takeaways

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She's the girl I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with so it's not a huge deal just not good timing for either of us.
We've had one other scare we were she was a few days late but yeah I think I do well usually i finish myself I don't do last minute pull out or anything

Hope all you bigoted misoysgistnic shitdicks plan on tuning in to watch xenophobic Lauren Barnes and reknowned racist Kendall Coyne's Minnesota Whitecaps go for the NWHL title tomorrow v.s Shannon Szabados, Blake Bolden and the effervescent Buffalo Beauts

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>this larping incel
can't wait for leasterners to go to bed

>NC Education Lottery
You need to win the lottery to get an education in North Carolina?

what time

"no"

2pm eastern. It should be on either twitter or youtube

should be right around when i wake up, sounds good lad. go beauts i guess

I got a good idea
Get some self control
>One pregnancy scare because not confident in pull out game
>HURR DURR LETS DO IT AGAIN

Either team is good. Kendal Coyne is not really racist she just hates Kaepernick kneeling and Lauren Barnes is really just a religious gal who doesn't buy into LGBT stuff. Both teams are stacked so it should be fun

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>had
I see he has exercised his New York right to live abortion

>not being able to control your precum
Fuckin amateurs

Any new Buljus?

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Wasn't that I didn't pull out in time I always have she was just late and this is when we first started going no protect so just was worried maybe precum could have caused something

>dykepuck hates niggers and faggots
holy based
still not going to watch though

Saw Baby Pengs/ Providence B's tonight, lads.
2-1 Pengs in OT, Jarry actually played his position unlike last season, he did start to leap out of the crease nearing the end
McIntyre played real solid on Providence, the D and goaltending really stole the game, Providence dominated the first then fell off pretty hard in the second and the majority of the third though

okay seriously Shannon where the fuck is it

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based
shall be making /hoc/ seethe tomorrow
(You)'ll see

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Why do n*ggers exist

Shannon is a one league pleb
just like 99.9% of /hoc/

I have no doubt.

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shant be revealing my plans now but free (You)'s will be plentiful
it'll be good, my based Canadian friend

twitter.com/nwhl

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very nice. Is Minnesota the home team?

indeed it is

SHANNON WTF

this m8

please no

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lost my faith in Shannon a long time ago

hey mate
will you be awake/available at 1pm central USA time tomorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7RroGFe6k

Alright then I will have to cheer for Minnesota. Dating back 10 years to the very first Clarkson Cup where the Minnesota Whitecaps beat Les' Canadiennes de Montreal in the oldschool NWHL

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only SHIT teams tomorrow
why has Gary forsaken us?

actually they lost to Montreal the year previous, that picture was after they beat Brampton Thunder

BASED
this user knows his stuff
check back here around 1pm central time ok

It's up.
>youtube.com/watch?v=IGk94tAehHs

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and then the CWHL tried to charge them $200,000 to join the league...
no wonder women's professional hockey is split into 2 leagues right now

take off that fuckin jersey Shannon
stop disrespecting >our dead team and supporting the pretenders in Dallas

Watching live PD lads

Okay, I'll take that one off. Is this better?

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see you user's in about 12 hours

This guy is married while some of you have never stuck your pecker in a vagoo.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

benis in bagina is overrated tbqh
the idea of it is better than the actual reality

>*grabs your stick from the bench*
Can I add this stick to my THG set? Thanks, user.

buncha jerks

:^)

G'night, buddy.

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Found the dicklet lads

I still don't forgive you
but Canes > Don Cherry
good on you for making that senile old man seethe
but still, gimme that fuckin stick back !

it's not so much getting the bagina, it's all the stuff that comes with it... not worth it

>but still, gimme that fuckin stick back
I don't think it ever even left the player's hands 2bh.

>wearing the Canucks "V" jersey for maximum meme power

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it did
but sorry Caniac no time to argue have a big day of (You)'s happening tomorrow so I gotta get my rest

see ya tomorrow

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1 pm central lads
seeya then

Canucks should bring it back as their alternate
that dark blue/red one in the 90's/ early 2000's was gross

>avs last in the central
sad bing

nah work

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well shit, you're missing out
anyway get your flag fixed

>still ahead of half of the teams in the Pacific
melancholy bing

Golden Bings

Celibacy is better than putting up with giant hog farts just for the chance to stick your pecker in her rancid vagoo

>>official team of canada

Death to niggers

Going to have to agree with this. Every time I meet someone with a fat fucking wife WITH NO CHILDREN I just think they're the biggest losers

>91529941
Alabama: the post

Thot culture is disgusting and I'd rather stay a virgin my whole life than need to settle for sloppy seconds.
I have dedicated my body and mind entirely to hockey.

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Based

>thot
how to spot an incel lads

rph

>incel
How to spot a beta Male whiteknight

>stacy doing damage control

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Power rankings are up:
>youtube.com/watch?v=gNruakxyQSs

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Stacy's don't go on 4channel

The Power Rankings are here lads
youtube.com/watch?v=gNruakxyQSs

I'll give you a power ranking of my foot up your ass Shannon

>*reaches for another North Stars jersey*

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why is he always so frustrated?

/hoc/ is dead

>shannon hypes up his new "set" for a month before moving
>has been settled for weeks
>new "set" is just a room that looks literally just like his old room

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no bully shan

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>*decides against it and reaches for a Whalers jersey*

yeah I won't deny the landscape of womens hockey back then wasn't pretty and the CWHL under Brenda Andress had its fair share of problems. Ever since Jayna Hefford has been in charge things have been looking up though. Dani and Jayna seem to understand the players make the league. Hopefully soon, real talks can begin on #OneLeague so that we can see the best play against the best.

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>*decides to actually go for the Atlanta Thrashers jersey*

ttyl at 1pm central

nice. goodnight to you and goodluck to the whitecaps

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=nPHIZw7HZq4

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the most reddit thing i’ve seen in weeks

youtube.com/watch?v=PGGjXdlbW58

>*magnet slapping sound*

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lmao the sharks are bottom feeding scum fucks AAAAAAAAAAAAA

???

for me. it's cult documentaries

Did shorks shorked hard tonight?

>*taps whiteboard with marker while staring deeply into the camera*

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wouldn't say that. it was 3/2 until the empty netter. good amount of refpuck on both sides though

>if you only knew how bad things really are

good amount of dumb penalties as well

shannon insinuating that tavares is >rent free in the islanders heads since the game he played against them

>*lets out a slow long sigh*

That sounds like cope to me, desu.

curling is on

>it was 3-0

sleep time is on

guys, it's only 10:19 pm

why do girls pretend to like hockey?
even girls that play hockey are still pretending

real euro hours

hello sven, are you going to have coffee now?

I've noticed this too. Like whenever I play hockey with a girl they start flirting with me non stop even on the ice

real eyes realize real lies

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE THAT'S DEEP

can you post that kope with it image
it’s pretty based

sorry bro im saving that one for a special occasion

Filtered.

gona root for sharks in playoff
>hope Thornton gets a sip from the Stan Lee
>fuck the ducks. fuck apple

Hello there, sorry for late answer. But no, I'm thinking I'll have the first cup in 90 minutes or so

To do list:
Brush teeth
Smoke a morning cigarette
Sip coffee

youtube.com/watch?v=1CsD4TTYKdA

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how many finns post here

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gonna need a scandinavian (you) to ensure a good nights sleep

2

...

the Big Cat

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hope you're at least waiting 20-30minutes after brushing

all of them

That’s a big pig

Not for a dane

Sharks

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Since /cric/ is filled with pakis I will be postings here from now on.
They cannot appreciate good work in christchurch.

anyone else smell poo

Same

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Fuck off you shitskinned hindu

Yep now this is my designated street.

Based post, smelly flag

Hello how was hockey tonight

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

>he doesn't use azerty
classic leaflet

pyfgcrlaoeuidhtnsqjkxbmwvz

Can’t sleep lads

Just close ur eyes and sleep lmao

just woke up

very nice pig

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my gimmick

How do I get that hockey GM job?

r8 this lottery outcome

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Call the Canes and thell them you're the finnish version of Kyle Dubas. They won't be able to pass up on that

It's pretty good. Particularly glad soilers aren't drafting anywhere near top five ruining those top prospects.

How do North Americans deal with the draft system which rewards failure? There must be some extreme incompetent franchise owners hanging around. Because the system can't weed them out and the fans have to painfully endure it.

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passed out drunk last night what happened

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the night

You as a person died and a new consciousness was created to replace your former dead self.

A process also known as "the Connor McDavid"

You left a bunch of voicemails, crying about wanting to be involved with kipshit

i meant in the game you twats
i do miss kipshit tho

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The Game beat The Rock for the WWE title, I think

Laffs shat the bed yet again

i'm up

tonight's the night

>speaks swedish
>is finish

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I can love you like that
I would make you my world
Move Heaven and Earth if you were my girl
I will give you my heart
Be all that you need
Show you you're everything that's precious to me
If you give me a chance
I can love you like that

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Hockey?

>speak spanish
>is american

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Kaapo Kakko desu

He will absolutely destroy the ploffs with big dick energy

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i'll come back later

good morning leafs nation

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Can’t wake up lads

Just woke up

Having a coffee before church lads

>church
Cringe

/hoc/ is a white Christian nation like New Zealand

So why did the flames change their goalsong from righteous smoke to TNT? Did they want to appeal to boomers that hard?

Woke up at 9:11 and had a little bit of a chuckle to myself, pouring the coffe now, what I miss?

Cringe

>Cringe

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Cringe.

>cringe
*snap*

What I want, you've got
And it might be hard to handle
But like the flame that burns the candle
The candle feeds the flame, yeah yeah
What I've got's full stock of thoughts and dreams that scatter
You pull them all together
And how, I can't explain,
Oh yeah, well well you
You make my dreams come true
Well well you, oh yeah
You make my dreams come true

I'M UP AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOCKEY NOW! TELL ME THE JETS ARE GOOD! TELL ME LAINE WIN NEXT YEAR RICHARD! TELL ME JETS WIN CUP!

No, no and no

Apologize for your 9:11 joke Sam

trash tier tbqh

OPERACION COUP DE POINT
TURURU TURURU TUUUURU
OPERACION COUP DE POINT
TURURU TURURU TUUUURU
OPERACION COUP DE POINTYA
TURURU TURURU TUUUURU
OPERACION COUP DE POINT

NEKO WOWOH
WOYOYO
BRIGADIER SABARI
NEKO AYAYAYAYAY
BRIGADIER SABARI
NEKO GUTUGU
SAKIDI
BRIGADIER SABARI
NEKO BATISANGANA
NYORO TENE SOROTOUGOU

youtube.com/watch?v=RQOWRSwy_8A

fuck off pedo scum

>No, no and no
Thanks for the attention retard. Now Ill just talk about the jets on my own
Wasn't me. I don't actually believe 9/11 happened. Not that it was a false flag. The towers legitimately didn't fall down.
2-1 against bruins caps and flames in the last week. The only other three cup competitors. I'm feeling pretty good about them

/hoc/ is not the place for Jets discussion that only happens at the spike inbetween homo dick sucks

Correct. /hoc/ is habs territory.

this. /hoc/ is for discussion of the Toronto Maple Leafs the official team of Canada.

Lads, I had my stick break on me earlier this week. Looking for a new one in the $100-200 range, any recommendations? Sturdiness would be my primary factor.

Strong duck will answer your questions
>0-not really
>1-nope
>2-it's a 50/50
>3-it's a 100%
>4-roll again
>5-haha
>6-I'm neutral
>7- I'm apathetic
>8-trust your intuition
>9-of course its true
>Dubs-yep
>trips-you have my blessing
>quads- it will come true but only if you do the last 2 digits amount of pushups

Thingken about starting /jets/ general since then I could talk about hockey AND be realistic. Two things that overlap exactly NEVER with other posters here, especially considering how rare it is for shitskin hindus from tronno and calgayry and white trash morbid boomer autist faggot anime sunbelt deathnic scum to actually talk about hockey to begin with.

canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/bauer-prodigy-35-flex-p92-hockey-stick-pink-tyke-0831391p.html

p92 will help you get that extra lift you need for saucer passes and reaching the top shelf

how bout them knights tho?

WHERES THE JANI

Is he fapping to trap porn?

>laffs

Fuck off retard

Not sure if true, too lazy to look, but I heard lightning have secured home ice advantage for playoffs with their victory over caps last night

*snap*

Also was killorns first nhl hattrick last night

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I've been trying to get into hockey for awhile, and I've really started to make an effort to follow it more in the past month or so. I kinda have a general idea of what's going on with the Rangers this season, but I also wanted to know more of the history of the Rangers. What are some of the big moments and players in franchise history? How good are the Rangers historically, and how do they compare to other franchises historically?

I shan’t be replying to bait on the Lord’s Day

Im finna boutta make you eat that pasta

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Have a (You) and some fine women son of the faith

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>RAGS
>GETTING SCORED ON BY YOUR OWN TEAM

>tyke size
I'll look for the regular size in my local shop though, see how it feels

whats up homos hehe

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Finland I summon thee

don't

is this a shitty forced meme?

There’s no going back the spell has been cast

Here I am (Finland has finally become a part of Sweden again)

The more I watch this team play and the more I look at our possible opponents in the playoffs, the more bleak my outlook for this post-season becomes.

Our road to the cup final (if we were to get there) will probably be:

-Boston Rd 1
-Tampa Rd 2
-Washington Rd 3

I don't see how we get past all three even if we manage to somehow win a series or two.

Get past Boston in a bitter hard fought series? Great, enjoy facing the greatest roster ever assembled in the salary cap era. Miraculously beat Tampa? Enjoy facing the defending cup champs.

I just can't envision us making a ton of noise in the playoffs the next couple of seasons under this playoff format. We either need to get a lot better, or wait for some of the more veteran teams to fall off.

>STAY SCARED M8
absolutely HOWLING lads

Patrick Burgerman is handsome and my favorite NHL hockey player.
Thank you.

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criminally underrated, one of the best two way players of all time

more like krappo caca

more like krappon canada

youtube.com/watch?v=r5PSPcU2OgE

pretty rude m8

For me it's Shannon.....................Szabados

Harvard graduate Alex Killorn*
*has a hat trick

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sorry if I went too far m8, was just trying to be a little bit cheeky

Nazem kadri looks like a legitimate piece of dirt and I'll be ecstatic when he's "golfing" (firing shots off a pipeline like the deserts his personal fucking driving range) by mid April. Fuck the Leafs and FUCK ONTARIO

Thinking about trying to beat the mild tonight

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Extremely high test and high IQ post

Go back to bed Sam

You're an extreme faggot

Extremely low test and low IQ reply

Fuck off Sven

You first Auston

my team is based and yours is gay unless its the same as mine

based and redpilled

lmao who names their kid auston

You're mom sucks my dick

an amerimutt much like yourself

my mom died of lime disease in the 90s

Let’s do some hockey discussion. I’ll start, what do we think about the impending lockout and ineveitable relocation of winnipeg jets to Houston?

Auston matthews more like buston glasshews perpetual first round exit sunbelter ethnic overrated shit got cucked out of the C by a guy that managed to give jew yorkers a fucking run around so obviously he's a world class swindler. Hockey skills? Between the two of them they don't have as good a shot as Laine

why do you believe the jets relocation is inevitable?

Why would the jets move to houston?

Good

dont cut yourself on that edge

A population of drunk injuns isn’t sustainable to finance a franchise

t. Pajeet in Toronto

Financial instability due to a crash in the listerine market.

Fuck off

Too grow the game

just dont shoot up a school you edgy faggot

"grow the game" is the slogan of the nu-nhl, and shouldn't be uttered by any true fan of the game.

whiter than you auston :)

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>canadians are slightly dumber than retards

THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPEWA ON DOWN OF THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GICHE GUMEE

If hockey is for everyone, why aren't fans allowed to play for their team?

I sure hope you're wearing some green today.

not surprised a sunbelter cant even read

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You don’t see where it says “canadians” right there below retarded?

back to school for you, cletus

isnt this where you post your epin shopped image

t. gaybois

whats a prose

t. gay sunbelter who can't read

But it isn't green shirt day yet?

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if canada had a belt it would be toronto so we may as well use the term torontobelt for all canadian teams.

how to spot a canadian hockey fan
>seething
>obsessed
>gay
>nocups
>brown
>alcoholic

yeah well we burned the white house down and kicked your ass in the war of 1812. canada 1, usa 0.

>we kicked your ass
Then how come we aren’t all speaking canadian eh?

KEK

For me it’s wearing orange on St. Patrick’s Day

>attempts to invade
>fails
>sign treaty that gets you NOTHING
good job good effort

Will tranny athletes make Womens Hockey watchable?

You now remember DAT SPEED DAT SIZE DAT SHOT DAT COCK

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Is toronto gonna do it lads?

how to spot a canadian hockey fan
>no cups since 1993
>no military victories since 1812

Crash out in 5?

Of course.

hey guys, im 1/100th irish so im gonna throw back a few guinessess haha, and have a fun after noon lol i hope i dont get too crazy and all, i am irish afterall xD

THATS IT
*lights a match*
*walks south*

smell ya later, faglord

watching the curling

*farts out your match*

i still believe. it was the hip.

Knock knock.

The jehovah’s witnesses are back

Donato is quickly working his way to elite status. By next year he’s gonna be in the same discussions as Ovi

t. Pedosotan drooling over young players

I was going to say that farts are flammable and this wouldnt work, but then i realized you probably have a few gallons of semen in your asshole which i assume would put the match out

>22 is pedo

*sharts at you*

already had my coffee

Go fuck a dog

just woke up

Just pushed out my morning american, put the fan on and sprayed twice.

Boston got swindled

>Donato has 11 points
>Coyle has 2
HAH

Lavender febreeze is the nicest, Big Sur comes in close second and the seasonal Pine is a treasured favourite

H I G H W A Y R O B B E R Y

He never would've been as good in Boston. The same way Hall never would've won the Hart in Edmonton

yeah and Coyle won't be good anywhere lmao

Based

Watch out Sam is huffing febreeze again

boston is 7-3 with coyle in the line up
minnesota is 4-6 with donato

>a hockey team is one player
?

Let's just pretend that Wild didn't trade their best scorer Granlund right after they traded Coyle...

just woke up again, lads

Go back (to sleep)

both players are averaging ~15mins of TOI
while coyle may not be putting up points he is having impact on the roster

Will Barkov get to plus side in plus/minus? He's -9. Wasn't he something like -20 not so long ago?

drinking coffee now, lad

Not refuting that

donato was a liability on the boston roster despite having some offensive presence

for me, its carnival

>their best scorer Granlund

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>x player has more points than y player
>this means he's better
Is this the dumbest trope on /hoc/?

>best scorer
>Granlund
lol no

Yes, but I bet you think that McMuhSpeed is better than Crosby, so you should just stfu

FINNISH
DELUSION
SYNDROME

>ignoring facts and statistics is dumb
>muh intangibles

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umm no actually I don't so maybe you should shut the fuck up and get back to your cuckshed, faggot.

>x team has more points than y team
>this means they're a better team

/hoc/ logic ladies and gentlemen.

Jesus calm down hombres i was looking at last season's point totals. Looks like Parise was actually ahead of Granlund this season. Oh well #2 scorer. Point still stands.

your jerking off to regular season points on a team not even in the WC
meanwhile coyle's defensive minded play will augment the boston cup run

>X number bigger
>X player better
>me hockey expert

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inb4 my entire post is ignored cause of a missing e

Why is he such a bust?

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Granlund is by far Wild's best scorer in last 3 seasons together. Actually Granlund is the best scorer on Nashville too. About 20 points ahead of Forsberg in the last 200 games.

>your

>kessel point number bigger than bergeron
>mean kessel better hockey man than bergeron

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mcmeme has 100 points surely this means the oilers are in contention for winning their division

right??

>good games today
ƒinally got it right gary

it means that mcdavid is carrying the oilers for a memerun

*a 9th overall pick

memes aside its pretty crazy that the oilers could have two 40 goal scorers and still miss the playoffs

>le 27 year old prospect

He got his big payday.

What happened to Rantanen, I thought he was the next great finnish player

>jerking off to muh intangibles
>your

he is

Granlund will peak as a 33 year old.

but /hoc/ told me the sunbelt was gay

Because the shitronto maple pajeets drafted him.

who's he?

Have you heard about Kaapo Kakko?

edmonton has more than double the odds of drafting first overall compared to making the playoffs

That just means either:
1. They play for themselves
or
2. They have zero forward depth

Most likely it's amix between the two. And the severly lack of leadership McMuhSpeed have shown since he was gifted the captaincy. Anyone with eyes and brains should see that McMuhSpeed is not a leader.

>le one dimensional chubby hotdog man

I hate the idea of post identifiers but I’m extremely curious if you were one of the Finns furiously shitposting about Rantanen in the early season.

forgot pic
behold the power of regular season points
LMAO

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When he's even slower than he is now?

they really lost to ottowa wtf

donato will be golfing in april and the state of hockey will remain cupless

This. The whole “give the C to the best scorer” idea is a meme.

>SPATS

>Kitties
>not out
>2.2% (+0.9%)
the dream is alive lads

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Why would he get slower?

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>tied for playoffs odds with the coilers
its ded

a Pedosotan made this

1. Generational talent.
2. Number 1 center
3. Number 1 defenseman
POWER GAP
4. Top 4 veteran defensman
POWER GAP
5. Top six winger
POWER GAP
9000. Bottom six grinder
9001. Bottom pairing D man
POWER GAP
90000000001. Goalie

You know your future is absolutely pathetic when you're hyping up a 22 year old prospect with 30 points in 60 games.

>29 goals
>doesnt score

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why do the shitty kittys do the same thing every year

We shut out and BTFO the Shitening. Sit down.

It's the natural progression of things. You'll get slower when you're past your physical prime. He'll might be able to build more muscles and compensate, but from what I've seen he looks like a wet noodle so I wouldn't get my hopes up.

This is about curiosity, sunbelters aren't curious because they already know they are massive faggots.

>Granlund
>wet noodle
no

Good ranking. At least 50% of /hoc/ could play in the NHL as a goalie tomorrow and not make a fool out of himself.

if mcmeme is a generational talent and number 1 centre why is he so shit at being captain

something isnt adding up

not that they'd make it out of the 1st round anyways, but really want the teds to miss the ploffs just for the lulz

It looks like he's still got babyfat

And?
You still wont make the playoffs, you have a dogshit prospect pool, your coach is a retard, and you can't even rebuild because you have a ridiculous amount of money and term tied up in two shitty past prime players who only brought your cringeworthy team to the second round one single time where they got absolutely dominated and swept.

Yeah theyd just get their dicks kicked by tampon anyway

>90000000001. Goalie

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>You still wont make the playoffs
>he thinks Wild fans want to make the playoffs

feel the same way but with the relocanes instead of the teds

he gets pushed around all the time

yeah we are all aware the mild have ZERO expectations of EVER putting a cup winning roster on the ice
you dont have to remind us

>who is Kirill Kaprizov

Shut up faggot wild are winning a cup in the next 10 years

Even the fans know how SHIT the team is. Only six more years until 400 year old suter and parise's contracts are up.

I miss him bros

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based

Other than Hughes and Kaako, who is the next best prospect?

RESTRUCTURE

How many cups does this man have?
I think the Wild could be an upsetter in the playoffs. Flames could be exposed and thei goalies stink. Sharks will always choke somewhere in the rounds, so why not early. Vegas can be both good and shit. Nashville have one of the worst PP in the league and haven't been able to get it rolling like everyone though. Jets looks worse than last year and something doen't click there either. Dallas is the most avarage team in the league. Arizona plays shit hockey and is riding on a Kuemper who plays on the top of his game atm.

Even if he comes over, his 51 points in 57 games translates to 55 points in an 82 game season. Not exactly franchise saving.

>55 points for a team whose biggest issue is scoring

for me, its byram

>thinks a 55 point scoring 1 dimensional player is a franchise saver
I thought minnesota knew hockey.

whoever my team drafts

Tell me which hack website figured those numbers out so I can DDoS it.

reminder: 13 cups

For me, literally the only stat I look at is amount of Stanley Cups won.

Isobel Cup Final

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>dude everyone is bad
even then, somebody has to get to the SCF (and it isn't gonna be the wild, come the fuck on)

>a 55 point player is not helpful to a team whose biggest issue is scoring
Are you braindead?

Shut the fuck up retard, yuro leagues are fucking garbage.

Stranger things have happened

Are you retarded?
I said franchise saving, not helpful. Pedosota is going to need more than a 55 point 1 dimensional winger

I didn't said they were going to the SC finals. I just said they could upset any one of the western teams. And the North Stars plowed their way to the finals in 1991 beeing the 7th seed and -10 goal differential, so anything is posssible.

i think i am a pretty top prospect

got a great post for the next thread, lads

Are you retarded? I never said franchise savior, I said helpful. Learn to read, dog fucker

>rags

the mild need more than a little help to get themselves a cup lol

NEW!

39166

So you admit Kaprizov wont save your pathetic shit franchise?
Good argument you dumb fucking pedo.
Just gotta move to texas, then they'll win LMAO

nyeah, i wouldn't bet on it. even if they got to the 2nd round, that's no indicator for future success (oilers)

55 points is just something you have pulle dout of your panties then?
2014-15 Pavel Datsyuk scored 1 PPG in the NHL. Two seasons later he was below that in the KHL.

It's impossible to just look at stats and say how that is going to translate from one league to another, If you believe that its possible you're a retard and a pleb and should be banned from /hoc/

He also had major surgery, you fucking mongoloid retard. Learn something about sample size, take a fucking statistics course.

>tfw your team is currently winning their final game of the regular season to win the league and their first ever silverware

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he’s actually a winger

gary_where_are_the_games.exe

rory choking AGAIN
on st. patrick's day of all days
lol

The Wild have nothing but upside and the mere thought of the Wild’s fast coming dominance makes /hoc/ uncomfortable and hostile.

wild have nothing but upside since their entire history has been a tailspin

>cope

Let’s say you’re a pull out pro, only other reasonable explanation is she’s getting gorilla fucked by all the beer leaguers in your city dawg

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If only doin the horizontal limbo required a degree or something, then we wouldn’t have some incompetent basedboy ruining this /hoc/ thread