NO FUN ALLOWED Edition
>América wins Semana de Clásicos, chivas no longer a GRANDE
>inb4 Pelagatos Higuira keeps Cardoxxo for the rest of the season
>CruzAzul is back, Caixinha the annihilator of FakeNews
>La Volpe debuts this Sunday in Toluca against Atlas
>León and Nacho about to relegate the shit out of Kuri
>Mat.i is about to release her own website, prepare your shekels my dudes
>Diego Zanassi still as ded as Pulido
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Adela
Can anyone explain why the Refball is so blatant in Liga MX?
Chivas 0-2 America at this moment, 15mins left.
TV channels own the league and the teams, and they are willing do all kinds of jewery to make money.
Still no schedule for CopaMX semifinals, this mango water is rotting already
put Menez IN!!! imagine a french dabbing on chivitas KEK
B O M B A
O
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B
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need's more qt's
Memez is shit, besides Based yiñac has dabbed on chivASS plenty of times.
Damn. I was hoping for the LigaMX-Files or LigaM/x/ edition.
yeah
for me it's Santos
our worst is still better than 99% of SHITlangos, unironically
>jalisjotos
That's not the point retard. All the jaliscian teams are shit, the olimpic team it's the only who makes it. We don't have the best of the best in sports.
Stop acting like a SHITlango, unless you are one then please continue
>SHITlangos
reminder that even pumuertos beat wilas
Why don't you just better stop with that Jalischad bullshit? Jalisco is not what it was in sports anymore.
Charros are still relevant in LMP.
LOL did someone get the screenshot of that sleeping chiva kid?
calm down CACAS
>This edition
jej
que perro asco ambos equipos
I told you to get me an imae you want to use dude
Friendship ended with imagebro
Now huebro is my best friend
I'm not a big fan of baseball, And as far as i know, Charros didn't won so much titles.
MAAAAAATIIIIIII!!!!!!!
who /LuchaBros/ here
i-im from /Li- *sacked* come to our podcast pls, i'm getting deported after this...
So... what went wrong? They had a great start in Liga
time to watch el negrito spence dab on el shitcano
They won last year, and that's all that matters.
Pulido is just a meme and took us about 8 games to make sure of that. He can't carry a team anymore.
let me explain her about Yea Forums, mr officer
Retard Chivahermanos gassed them up
I haven't watched them at all this season since I knew they wouldn't achieve shit under Cardozo
That Chivita is telling the Jannie and Mod to leave her be :-3
Lol, you are still too retard to implying i'm not from Jalisco.
I'm just telling you the truth, just because i'm from Jalisco doesn't mean i must agree with your bullshit, realize that.
Relax, we are all friends here :)
(except SHITlangos)
Ok
TIGRES_vs_QUERÉTARO
TIGRES_vs_QUERÉTARO
TIGRES_vs_QUERÉTARO
What the fuck does my mom mean when she says someone "agarro aire"?
Depends, if its in the ear, the stomach or your ass
TIJUANA_vs_MONTERREY
TIJUANA_vs_MONTERREY
TIJUANA_vs_MONTERREY
Old Wives' tale just like getting sick from being out in the rain
WTF I actually look qt in dress
love these ads
Mostly in the context of muscle strain/back injuries but she's said it about someone getting a head injury and inferred brain damage
I know my parent believe in brujedia and shit but do mexicans really believe you can get sick from being outside in the fresh air?
When they put in your ass and the air that’s inside comes out as a fart.
But in all seriousness,in my family that means some spooky “aire” (ghost/demon/stuff like that) got attached to you so you start acting weird like throwing up, heavy feeling (as if you’re carrying somebody on your back) and you start feeling like shit. That happens at night though and it affect children the most since they have “pure” hearts. That’s in my family maybe it’s different for others.
Yes, on the believe that you can get sick if you are in a warm place and go out in the cold.
That brain damage I have no idea, but probably the same shit going from hot/warm temperature to cold too quick
My mom does that shit too. Makes no sense
>you can get sick if you are in a warm place and go out in the cold.
Mom says this every time I take a hot shower kek
kek
A friend of mine got a duende on him, the fucking thing scratches him and doesn't let him sleep.
WE /x/ NOW!!!
Ok ok, enough LigaM/X/-Files talking, Mat.i just shared her new site: matisinferno.com
Ok, what the fuck does a doll tied with red string mean? My aunt swears she found that in here house
All boomers believe in retarded shit like "if you go outside with wet hair,you will catch a cold xD"
>Paying for porn
Nah
Thats some voodoo m8
Next edition should be /ligamX-files edition/
It's a FBI honeypot, bro.
If Reddit is good for one thing, it's for getting free content from anons that share paid content. It will get dumped in there.
Mano Pachona m8. Now listeting to that shit scared me when I was young
>mummy insists going from cold to hot makes you sick
>doesn't cover her mouth when coughing/sneezing
get me a damn image you want to use lol
based, remember to update our ass when that happens
That's how adults goes since I have memory, never took them seriously.
A Jaime Mausan one
Is someone actually watching futbol? there are two games right now
What is her name bros? I gotta know
no, only uneducated people watch futbol
I actually don't entirely disbelieve imagebro has seen UFOs and shit. Where he lives is a UFO hotspot. New Mexico, West Texas, and Northern Mexico have all kinds of sightings and shit.
theres no sauce like always
The Tigres game is on in the background :-3
spence v garcia bout to start.
shitgres game in the background
quiñones has on anime socks
I'm watching t. gays smash queeretardos boipucci
Hey twat stop being a cucc and let's go the the Monterrey vs Cucc Azul game ;^)
On the full image, does it show which sponsor she's working for? From there we could try to figure out who hired her and shit.
Just use this and change the kid to nahuel since his name sounds like “nahual” lol.
KEK tf you smoking dude
ok, gonna mix both ideas
>América wins Semana de Clásicos, chivas no longer a GRANDE
you can't go against Piojo, not even to those chinesse lucky trips, just come to the dark force with us...
I am inviting myself too.
You need to get over Amy breh and bury your face in the culo of some Mexican prostitute.
she works for Perdura at estadio Jalisco during Atlas games
She's underage...
Let's make it happen m8, game is March 30 at 9pm bruh.
nah bro, we /ligaM/x/ now
en Copa y Liga
Watching Triple A
This shit is such carny trash but I love it
Did you just assume her mental age?
Shouldn't she get arrested if she's the one soliciting fans to pay for LEWD photos?
>all those spooky me/x/ tales
I give thanks to G*d I wasn't born in a RANCHO
América has an onwer.
Puro pinche hueso, AMEbros, la siguiente semana nos damos un banquetazo vs los t.gays y luego vs Xolos en copamx.
based
Guadalajara can't handle these chivitas, lads.
>visit mexico
>cousins insists they saw a ghost in the room you're sleeping in
>visit granny and have to sleep in the room with a four foot tall crucifix
You have no idea. In South Texas we have the Marfa Lights which is kind of like Northern Lights but not as well known, and shit gets real weird lol. If definitely seen UFOs . Never been abducted or anything like imagebro claims though.
Pussy ass faggot
>Mexicans have the hottest girls, best food and brotherhood
>they want to come to the US to get their heads tattooed and listen to Nodal
Wtf guys
reading comprehension
The uneducated trash wants to come to the US for gibs. Other Mexicans have no need to come to the US.
Better than getting ypur head chopped off and finding your body parts in a rio de agua sucia
I think one of these wrestlers just died
kek
Mexican "intellectuals"
BASED
Good thing we don’t Mateus anymore :^)
Kyc
Mexico has many places filled with “paranormal activity”. I’d like to visit them some day.
Montegay playing like caca tbqh
who /america/ here?
>a fucking chicken
>a fucking cock
>un pinche pollo
here, lifelong America-Tomateros friendship
>Google presents the console in 3days
ok, i'm actually HYPED here
>rise his hand
Here
>montegay
nothing personal, Alonso
>wanting to be spied on even more
fuck no
F for Super Fly's neck
>be me
>have qt Mexican gf when I'm 15
>she moves to Mexico
>she breaks up with me
>be me
>be 19
>she comes back and visits
>somehow end up back w her
>she moves back to US
>I break up with her because I'm a dumb fuck
>we never argued
>date a white girl
>psycho bitch
>argue every day
I miss my guey bros. Will she take me back?
For me, it's Nahuelpan
White gf is a 9/10 with 10/10 pussy while Mexican ex is a 6.5-7/10 with 5/10 pussy. Starting to realize personality is more important. Fuck my life bros.
ynr yasser corona
personality is for gays
dumb bitches who can fuck and aren't mentally ill are GOAT
Why not fuck both?
what happened to lajud(the good one)
>CAGADOS DE MONTEGAY
>Is this a fucking bot?
>Who is this grill?
>Why is the image flipped?
>Is this picture encrypted with a secret message via steganography?
>Is the poster a cabrón?
Serious people want to know.
I miss twitter-man
These chivos, a month ago Cardozo was a messiah and Vega a god after beating Atlas.
flip it back
I don't know, probably in the same trouble than Lainez a year ago
Wtf am I seeing here?
Only retards on FP said that shit because it's their job
what the fuck is in this picture? I can't even indentify a since object there
who was the one than said than CHivas played better with Cardoxxo than with Almemeyda?
Nobody
Compared with last year of Almeyda they play about the same.
Fucking amarre rituals, I swear.
Must be shit getting the Million Dolar Baby injury
some retarded mexican
I mean in Futbol Picante, maybe I'm confussed
Kek
Also
>f
Who will take the Liga lads? I'm a Tigre myself but I have the feeling we'll blow it in Liguilla desu, we'll take the cup against rayados tho
*sips to show respects*
What division would América be in the English football league?
>Wouldn't even be in the Premiership
>Wouldn't be in the Championship (2nd division)
>Probably 3rd Division?
What division would América be in the Spanish football league?
>Wouldn't be in La Liga.
>Maybe the bottom of La Liga 2?
What division would América be in the German football league?
>Definitely not Bundesliga.
>Hard to imagine América in Bundesliga 2.
>Probably in Division 3, playing against farmers.
Absolute state of fútbol Mexicano.
León, unironically. Nachito Ambriz is going to take his rightfully reign on LigaMX
idk about the shows but some mexican flag here was literally saying Cardozo's Chivas play better
>I'm a Tigre myself
Reminder than tigrres are cucks, now seriously, I'd discard Leon, sadly they are the CruzAzul of current season, so they are gonna choke in Liguilla, Monterrey is most likely to have the Leg2 final on their stadiu, so another choke for sure, no need to mention CuckAzul, Santos focus on conCACAf, not enough team for both tournaments, this Clausura is going for Tigres or América.
As a Rayado, chingate pendejo. Jk, you're probably right, compa.
Hey, we like our estadio, güey. Everybody always wants to use it, since it's the only First World stadium in México, güey.
twitter.com
>Chivas del Norte
>post in english
they have a podcsat btw
>CHI post about clásico
>mentions "Mati"
LMAO I thought he mean our Mat.i, but it was Matias Almeyda
I like it too my compadre, it's the best stadium in Mexico, it's only than you choke there everytime
imagebro do you unironically believe Scientology because that shit you said last bread sounds like Scientology
imagebro is a retard who eats his own cum and worships mati
Never get into Scientiology, only know than some dudes from Hollywood and known business men joins that shit, I don't know what its all that about, I'm not part of any sect, I told you these stinky yogis from ananda marga invited me using a gothic milf, they can use the 'mental internet' to send videos as ads on people minds(there is unironically marketing in the astral plane kek), the day they sent me the video, I saw an orange paper in my front door, it was a flyer from this Casa del Alfarero place in my city(I just google that shit because I wasn't sure of the name and saw they use the same symbols than ananda marga KEK). Let get this straight, they work just like universities trying to get the best prospects from highschools before they 'fuck their lives' with stupid decisions, so people can work for them and don't become a treat for the system in the future. Jews created Freemasonry, Skull&Bones, Scinetiology and shits like that to keep above-average people in control, giving them a false sense of superiority and a little part of the knowledge they use on humanity.
keep it alive
>change Yazmin for Mat.i
>still retard
o-ok
as alive as humans when they realize what's really going on their planet
look at the top of his head
>inb4 Pelagatos Higuira keeps Cardoxxo for the rest of the season
delet him now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PURO 0M PUTOS
milkies~
Yo so le causaría visiones con mi cable, si es que entienden lo que intento decir
fugggggggggg
that sauce doesn't work
>>inb4 Pelagatos Higuira keeps Cardoxxo for the rest of the season
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pinche puto
>who was the one than said than CHivas played better with Cardoxxo than with Almemeyda?
The butthurt wannabe managers aka hugol and tomas fuccboi, also after chivASS signed the tv deal with telewila then all shows started praising chivASS and cardOXXO.
Preguntando por un amigo, pero ya que hablamos de brujerias, que se puede hacer cuando una vieja te da te de calzon?
2 tacos de caca y te de calzon porfa
cayese pinche chemo, you should be happy than your maquinita finally pitó-pitó
i'm not a chemo joto onions 100% SANTOS PERRo
>100% SANTOS
>CHAVA REYES is his DT
Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
CAYESE PUTO after this season he's going to chivass
LOL you better watch Necaxa out, because el Mandilón Memo Vazquez is going to dab on your left, and then dab on your right
>Chicas de la Jornada 9 del Clausura 2018
elsiglo.mx
was he going to fuck her on the pitch?
LigaMX week-11 before sunday games
Probably, you never know.
>tfw mummy called you a drunk
who still drinking here?
do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.
If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.
that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.
I wish, but La Patita ;_; is possible than I get some beers for Liguilla desu what are you drinking m8?
based
What is the context of these pictures, also how is LigaMX femenil doing?
Umm where exactly in south texas?
Kek now it sounds like you were being recruited to some technocrat cult. There used to be a big one in Japan called Aum Shinrikyo. These fuckers used yoga and anime to predict a doomsday scenario that they the thought the USA was going start (fair) so they planted sarin gas on subways to kill Japanese people and then try to place the blame on the USA kek. They exclusively recruited college students or young professionals that were like engineers and shit.
>Futbol
>Mujeres
Pick one, indio.
You can see the Marfa Lights near Big Bend National Park. Beautiful place of the county, but the locals are really strange and weird shit goes down in the sky. The Marfa Lights is nothing like aurora borealis. Marfa Lights are orbs that randomly appear at night and move around all throughout the sky. You’ll see a UFO eventually. I’m originally from McAllen, and it’s anout a 9 hour drive away going West along the border.
So are the Rayados or Tigres going to win la liga, putos? Also why is that mayate Pabón so fucking overrated?
...
Unironically think Tigres might. Leon is this years Cuck Azul.
I'm here now.
Are you watching Atlass today, huebro? Also, did did you get power-bottomed last night by traniverga? Do they market PrEP to cabrones en Brasil?
Asking for a friend.
Yes, I'm watching La Volpe absolutely rape las chanclas 1x0.
Checked. When the fuck are Rayados going to win anything again? Fucking Tigres, they have a good attacking unit.
Basado, huebro.
It seemed like they were going to go on a run after 2009 but Rayados never had a long run of dominant success like Tigres or Toluca earlier. Couldn't tell you, m8. Some teams are just mental midgets when it counts most.
I'm thinking M&M's for Loluca x Chanclas.
Basado
Who here /peanut M&M/
Yeah, lots of players can have talent but are pucci when it comes to mental toughness. Millennials and Zoomers mentally soft af.
LFA (México handegg) games starting in a few minutes, bring your gordas
>LFA (México handegg)
YIKES
Lost to Shitjuana, wtf. How homosex was that?
I don't get it
At Caliente Tijuana can put up a good fight. On the road, they're perro caca.
caixinha IN
Watching Atlass contra Cockluca. I realize I like shitposting on /LigaMX/ than I actually like watching shit-tier mental midget teams play.
Is he Ricardo Ferreti?
Why is there a woman talking during a game on CHICANOvision?
Because virtue signaling.
CHIcano sjw
nope thought that too
cabinho
Anyone watching the game?
Yeah but meeeh
yeah me
it's good to see bigotes winning
>+5
>+5
>so Aclas defense can let forwards go anywhere they want
>accion is now 50% instagram videos
what the fuck did they play before
OH NO NO NO NO
Lo chusco
Neta, no se que le ven a esa vieja fea y lesbiana
I wonder how his loan spell in the Turkish league will go next year
The mestiza got the job at CHICANOvision because she shared that GAP brehs.
>Not having more than 1 pacey mayate
>2019
Wonder why Atlas lost. You need more than 1 pacey mayate if you're going to use mayates.
>Relaying this information from a friend.
Looks like this tournament is gonna go down to the wire. The mid table is a mess, everyone is withing 3-4 points of each other
>Toluca 2-0
>no warned for post Mat.i's
>warned for /x/ posting
o-ok
Well in that case
Kek I saw they removed your comment. What the fuck is going on in 4channel, lads?
Maybe you were onto something and ((((they))))) don’t want us to k-know
What is imagebro is actually the next World President?
Are ((((they)))) powerful en México?
Wtf I love Lavolpe now
>Lainez makes a shitty assistance against Barcelona
How hard is this faggot going to ride Lainez cock?
He's the next great manlet like Messi bro.
messi
Acción Jornada-11
youtube.com
Lastnight's Futbol Picante:
youtube.com
Jared, Dionisio, Carrillo, Toraño and Alvarito as host.
Don't post indias, güey--güite please.
have this NCAA qt then
YOSHI LE VOY, LE VOY AL TOLUCA.
sho no creo boludo
sauce
no sauce, but here is more
univision.com
google "univision sensación ncaa" for even more
If you want full-res pics, remember to change the direct links from:
st1.uvnimg.com
to this:
st1.uvnimg.com
based Lucho Lopez, have this retro-guerrerita
Pero el Ame jugo y gano ayer user
cayese joto
Reminder than CruzAzul comes down after Interntional Breaks
>international breaks
perfect for shitposting
why are the games so late today?
Sunday at noon is an awful hour to play.
Late afternoon games are top /comfy/
Interesting, I remember listening about some weird sect where hundreds of people an hero at the same time, berry spoopy4me
FoxSports is trying to find a good schedule of each team they broadcast.
SANTOS_vs_NECAXA
SANTOS_vs_NECAXA
SANTOS_vs_NECAXA
Based. Reminder RiBer is the only Argie club /ligma/ supports because they have the best thots.
Who else is watching Santos game?
Yeah, they have top qt's desu.
>crackhead Fernandez
it wasn't offside by the way
necucksa v meon final
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Castro los castró.
OHNONONONONO SANTOS
MATA CHAVA REYES
Santos better sign Ojitoz Meza before they choke at conCACAf
is Meon winning the league?
PINCHE CHAVA REYES VETE A LA VERGA PUTO
Seems like 2nd goal of Necaxa is closer than first Santos goal
with Nacho, they are serious candidate
inb4 necaxa scores on themselves
Maybe. Would be based.
>that offside goal of Borgetti
is Santos, I dare to say, the most ratero mexican team?
Hugo Gonzalez deserves to play GoldCup more than Gudiño.
there was no var so cayese joto
I would love some caguamas, my dudes, this game promises to be better on 2nd half.
make patria and kill indias
NO ERA
ES
FUCKING REF
WITH BASED VAR SANTOS WILL NEVER BE CHAMPION AGAIN
>Cantante taking Rosique's VAR virginity
Chava Reyes will get Cetré IN, and score a doblete, cap this.
>tfw russian league is actually kino
them teams are mediocres anyway
what
that russian league have a great atmosphere in the football stadiums
>u
LOL forget it: Gudiño isn't that bad.
>NECAXA
lmao
hes fucking garbage
jurado the true goat
Who is negrito from Santo?¿ he's even worse than Darwin in America
Necaxa could be higher up on the table if they weren't such retards
>shit negrito OUT
>shittest negrito IN
fucking Chaya Reyes...
who's taking vergacruz's spot
nobody
EL PACHUCA DE NUEVO LAREDO (Which is just the old Pachuca from Pachuca who got relocated at the last second to Nuevo Laredo after a swap when Venados de Yucatán moved there for no apparent reason).
Just kidding, Kuki is paying for them to stay.
fucking Gallito, he's a true VERGA
based gallo my favorite turbomanlet
NEcaxa is about to score
esto va a ser un cochino empate, vdd?
No creo, esto está apunto de reventar.
>Fernandez
Memo Vazquez don't give him enough doses of crack, nigga is going full tizo
lmao
>llantos
We are playing like complete shit but Necaxa is worse
>1-2
fuuuuuuuuuck
also, what's wrong with Memo Vazquez? dude looks like he just woke up, never seen any kind of emotion on his face, not even during 2013 grand final
FUERA CHABA REYES
time to go chimpout on the jew book
>yfw Chava Reyes isn't DT of your team
kek share funny comments from normies pls
CHIVAS TAKE CHAVA REYES ALREADY
LEON_vs_TIJUANA
LEON_vs_TIJUANA
LEON_vs_TIJUANA
>the argentinian Lainez
such a pleasure to know him
Rest in Picadas Veracruz.
Nacho is killing the Tibu.
I would pay her bill
what the fuck is a Picada?
Whoa! the implications are huge.
>mfw no qt Santos gf to drink Tecates with on a truck bed
A typical meal in Veracruz.
El tibu se va
Kuri will pay the 6m dollars anyway
I thought he can't do it unless a team that doesn't meet the qualifications
>veracruz
more like
>vergacuck
am i right compas
>gets 8th consecutive victory
>makes history in Leon already
>Mena is playing GOAT mode
>none miss Boselli
>superleadership
>dabs on Regios, América
>relegates the shit out of Kuri
>conCACAf, CopaMX, LigaMX, Campeon de Campeones, GoldCup
>wins on Cristante's Toluca by doing nothing
>scored a goal to fucking CHINA
who /SectaNachoAstariana/ here? road to Qatar 2022
Yes you do my man
>Cimarrones drawing
Good thing I didn't get tickets
give is JJ Macias back REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Imagine giving away JJ Macias and Victor Guzman because you think Alan Puleldo is the answer
You made your bed, and now you have to sleep in it.
Imagine JJ Macías coming to América.
>tfw got poorbelin instead of macias
>didn't even go after boseli
>still have caute(gay)
>>Imagine giving away JJ Macias and Victor Guzman because you think Alan Puleldo is the answer
>because you think Alan Puleldo is the answer
That's not the reason they were given away m8, higuera (PUTO) got rid of them cause they didn't kiss his ass enough.
He's going to yurop to REKT their league just like El Chucky Lozano.
Hey look on the bright side at least POOrbelin is doing something now, plus you can still get macias if Leon is unable to pay the 15$ million higuera(PUTO) wants.
>call up shitcharito
>don't call up JJ Macias
Que chinge su puta madre la FMF y todos los putos de telewila.
Yeah, he's actually playing a lot better now so I'm not as mad at him. Still think we overpaid though, and still need some real strikers. Cauteputo and Cagaglio aren't starter material
No ti oigo, trais tenis...
(tostadas de "carne" de s.oya, chorizo, but this one is real, green tomatoes-chile de arbol sauce, onion and lettuce).
>Still think we overpaid though
You sure did, but anyone who buys from JEWguera will get ripped off.
>and still need some real strikers
On that note, pls buy GODinez, we desperately need some shekels.
>lettuce
Parece repollo no lechuga wey.
Chivas always gets screwed on players too though, they only sell JEWgara crocked, overpriced players
Now THIS is quality SHITlango cuisine
Yeah, because that lettuce is old as fuck, so shit lose all the color
ebin
It seems like FMF want shekels over increasing the liga competition level
Asistencia de la Jornada-11
keep it alive
as alive as this /pancita/ regia
tfw no thicc gringa beisbol gf
OH I'M JUST A KID
I NEVER USE MY BRAIN
I ONLY USE MY HEART
AND MY IMAGINATION
OH I'M JUST A KID
I ALWAYS MAKE MISTAKES
AND I NEVER SAY I'M SORRY
CUZ THEY'RE MISTAKES THAT I MADE
cayese chemo
>no more games
do not bully the Amy's bf pls
post more
I suppose some teams will have friendlies
sauce me the middle girl
I just read we'll have Pumas vs Pachuca, Cotton Bowl Stadium, Mar.23th 20:00hrs
No idea nigga, but I have this another pic from her.
looks asian
you right
sauce
going for my tea memerbolario :^)
poormans kuri tbqh
we puente nao
thank u based benny
You guys have fucking puntes for everything
Thanks
Ok you faggots, this Monday we'll have Monday Night Fucho(en faldas)
-Chivas vs Rayadas 19hrs
-Tigres vs Santos 20hrs
-Xolos vs Lobos 21hrs
AscensoMX after Jornada-12.
LigaMX post Week-11
nobody will notice that i'm not mexican
user, vamos por unos tacos y unas cervezas, güey?
Why is there 2 groups?
>you now remember when liga mx had group stages
Is atleti actually investing a lot of money on san luis?
SE BUSCA CLASICO
t.AME
SE BUSCA DELANTEROS
t.CHIVAS
>tfw no lanklet gf
HALT! Stop right there, Giuseppe!
chivas is not good
imagine waste your professional career only to take selfies with your idols
no shit retard
Based but bluepilled (on lainez part)
LMAO these ananda memearga still insisting to join them, looks like this time they didn't like it I posted here about them
mueren-padre-e-hijo-en-volcadura-tras-salir-de-juego-de-santos-laguna
>Family from Juarez goes to see Santos vs Necaxa
>their way back home
>accident happen
>dad & kid die
>the other 3 members survive
:(
>the absolute state of my copy&paste hability
laguna.multimedios.com
Last memory of this kid was Santos lossing, fucking CHAVA REYES OUT
sad
Hope México keep a minute of silence in their honor
I'd love it :(
post more NT qt's
why not
>nicole.shelby.soto
this one is an absolute qt
I hope Adidas does something better with Mexico NT away jersey, because the black one is SHIT
that jersey looks nice. lots of talent.
I like Adidas plain designs over Nike gay designs
Same breh, I'm bored of America jerseys from Nike desu
>Iker Casillas roots for Cruz Azul
wtf did he mean by this
I just wanna drink beers with her and rub her back while she plays video games, lads
>Germany = Shalke
but the most important thing, what videogames?
Being back UMBRO
would love Umbro back, chemos used to be with them, went full under armor and then FUCKING JOMA...
>tfw no qt soccer gf
we're here just to suffer
>-Chivas vs Rayadas 19hrs
>-Tigres vs Santos 20hrs
waiting these games tonight
sauce doesn't work
some other user posted that girl during world cup, didn't bother on confirm filename
Her instagram is @katiababa Probably just mistyped her name.
it's Katiabada just found it
Thanks!, let me see if she has more jersey pics
Kek then I mistyped it too. Oh well, you found it anyway.
who /chivas/ here?
I for once am proud to be part of el rebaño sagrado
whi I had sauce of this qt, she's a top one
based
God, I wish that was me.
Not me m8, I'm 100% /RiverPlate/
LOL
>tfw no Adela gf
>tfw no artsy gf to sing me CUUUURAAAAMEEEEE
youtube.com
MIRA PAL SUUUUUR
MIRA PAL OESTEEEEE
...
PERO ESE ES EL NORESTE
I don't know bro, this girl looks pretty expensive :c
where's my Monday Night Fucho¿
Is LigaMX fun Mexibros? i noticed the threads are full of slagposting and I need to fill the night hours with something interesting.
Yeah, it's fun, you never know who is gonna win every single game, when there's a team condemned to relegation, they just pay to stay :^) also half of 2nd league aren't certified to be promoted kek we have lots of memes, qt's. You should pick a team, we use to share streams of the games here. what other teams around the world do you like?
>HH TO ATLETICO
Is this the correct move? HH may be technical and a good MF but he doesn't stuck me as the garra/cuchillo entre los dientes dude that Atletico and Cholo Simeone has
Looks like a 5years contract had more weight than playing for Inter.
>imagine making your wife a cuck with your daugther
I'm a Chelsea and Napolel bandwagoner.
never imagined to get to see her bare ass, when I saved her first pic as edecan desu
ALEJATE DE MI
NO NADA MAS QUE HABLAR
CON TIGO YO PERDI
YA TENGO CON QUIEN GANAR
Nice, you might like Pumas or Santos. I think saw you the other day posting something about mexican slags on another thread kek
Playing in Atletico is better than playing in Inter retard
>yeah doctor, I need an abortion
>ok, where's the father?
>oh about that, it's my dad
>did you went to the police first?
>no, I just want the abortion, goverment pays anyways
Not if you get permabenched for not having enough balls
For me is Greta
I wonder what happen to that Bong Greta poster....
well, that's true, whos he competing with for the spot in Atlético?
I don't know I don't keep up with that league
this bitch has unironically a big ass ass
kek
Add me on switch bros
SW-3314-0404-8140
>Chivas vs Rayadas 19hrs
just finished, 0-1 for Rayadas
>Tigres vs Santos 20hrs
half time, 0-0
>Xolos vs Lobos 21hrs
about to start
what do you play online dude?
Would have been funnier if she had the mustache coming from her bottoms
Just Smash bros for now since its the only game I have
Nice, buy Breath of the Wild, it's pretty fun.
anyone have sauce on the HH news?
kek, she's has a señor culo desu
TIGRES_vs_SANTOS
TIGRES_vs_SANTOS
TIGRES_vs_SANTOS
(femenil)
youtube.com
ERA
wtf, recuerdo hace muchos años ver un video porno de una familia de españoles, padre, hija, madrastra y actor porno random, los padres cogiendo por su lado y los otros dos besandose en la misma cama, fue todo lo que ví, porque para ver cuando el padre y la hija follaban, tenías que pagar kek
ELLA QUIERE MANDINGA
PA'QUE SE LE VAYA LO DE GRINGA
HAY QUE MANCHARLE LOS ZAPATOS
CON FANGO DE LA SIERRA
BASED residente
This is my future wife, say something nice about her pls
HAHAHAHAHAHA
She really knows how to suck a dick and she swallows.
I-I hope user
Holy kekerino
Let's just bump this out, next bread promise to be a good edition.
Who will buy chucky?
YA SE QUE NO HUBO NADIE QUE TE DIERA LO QUE YO TE DI
QUE NADIE TE HA CUIDADO COMO TE CUIDE
brehs...
bump it out
this
almost there
qt chemita
FUERA CAHVA REYES
as long as he doesn't choke in conCACAf, i'm ok with him
Why is Cruz Azul so popular despite being so shit
Because they're lovable losers. You just know they're gonna choke but still hope that this year will be the one. Also, they were goat in the 70s and have nice kits with minimal adverts.
It's basically a meme to like cruz azul at this point
come one retards i'm finding a bunch of new qt
s and I want to post them in the new thread
Uff
they just randomly popped up on my ig
Calmate wey
keep it up
as up as Leonchester City with Nacho Ambriz kek
love the video of this dude when got arrested for walking drunk as fuck in the streets
85
next edition better not be shit
cayese puto
your new qt's better be top qt's, not wilas qt tier(and i'm a wila desu)
Y NADIE, HACE NADAAAAA...
fucking this, half of my normies friends are chemos, it's hilarious than after every damn choke I ask them the same question "what does cruzazul needs to change?" and they go full rage mode KEK, just ask them to piss them a little more :^)
They will be ok I will not post many though I don't want to get zucc'd
just a few more
it's enough for me
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
RAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Y ENFERMAME DE POCO A POCOOOOOOOO
95
>Perras 0-2 Lobas
LOL
wait.... what if Veracruz doesn't pay and leaves the city, femenil team is going to disappear or what?
just two more
early edition
I remember a qt from highschool liking Zoe, I made fun of her because the music on her phone had filenames from pc kek just looked like crap, I kissed her btw, I knew she was going to marry last year, but suddently the lastname of her bf disappeared from her name on fb...
NEW NEW NEW