/hoc/

>fucks your bitch anyways
>eliminates >your team on the same night

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Honestly, how can anyone hate marchand?
>tfw he ends your pain and suffering

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das racysssssssss

The only thing he’s good for is triggering frogs and maple jeets

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So is montreal fucked or are they gonna meme their way in the next few games?

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>I think only Atlantic fags hate him
No, people who like clean hockey really hate him regardless of what >their team is because of all of the shit he's done in the past deliberately trying to injure other players.

OOF

>2 ruins threads
absolutely grim

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I know we talk about hockey mostly, but can we talk about cattle for a bit?

Elite and patrician /hoc/ post.

For me, its shooting 42 shots at a shit goalie and losing that game

Sure, pard.. what's bother yah?

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you buying a ranch m8?

Sure, we can discuss your mum

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I like this thread

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People do way worse shit every game then Marchand. He just does goofy shit that people remember and nobody likes to see manlets act tough. I do honestly think most of the hate comes from Laffs.

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FUCKING YOTES.

SCORE ALREADY!!!

No

Shut up nigger, this is Oily town

You guys ready for the Junos?

>Phoenix

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let's goooooooo

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am i nominated for anything?

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No FUCK YOU. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET 10 FIRST ROUND FIRST PICKS AND STILL FAIL TO WIN A CUP?!

Skeleton getting BTFO by some honcouverites

mobile.twitter.com/MegaNuck/status/1106986917168463872

What's your opinion on red vs black angus, and what do you figure on going swine or lamb instead?
Old family farms been rented out the last while. If I take it over I reckon I oughta just work it myself

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Based KC poster

How do you relocate to a top 10 American city and have no fans?

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>rags

HOW DO YOU TRADE THE GOAT?!

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Since >my team's game is done for tonight, I think I'm gonna watch (and support, naturally) the Coyotes.

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Did Lye nay score a goal today?

>good guy teams lose
lol image posting here

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Nay.

business idea: /hoc/ ranch

But where are we gonna settle this ranch?

Interesting..... How many hours of Fortnite did he play today?

Best American poster in a Canadian sports thread on 4channel. It's music related because we sometimes post music.

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Why do North Americans seem to lose every braincell they have when they get drunk?

business idea: /hoc/ bleu cheese instead

i have yet to do any land scouting
i usually listen to Jim Croce when i'm browsing channel 4

/hoc/ is Caniacs turf

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Redpill me on the origin of Ted.

From morning to before he game

Threadly reminder:

Oscar Lindberg >>>>>>> William Twinklander
youtube.com/watch?v=iGUGZ6xt1lg

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is our Red Indian blood
to much Fire Water makes us go CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Seriously. Pedosota was 4-11-4 in their last 19 at home. The Rags lost to THAT.

Easy, lad. Let's not overplay >our hand here.

..... Yes..

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Does anybody have McGregor apparently going crazy when Marchand scores that goal?

>watching yotes game
Jesus fuck, this team knows how to fucking play. Their defense is in the right spots, they cover holes, they block passing lanes, they get 50/50 pucks, laser passing from each other, sets up a play every offense, they know where each other is.

AND THEY'RE DOING THIS CONSISTENTLY BETWEEN DIFFERENT LINES.

This team is fucking good. Too bad they have zero talent.

gonna be a good one lads

based and galchenyukpilled

Smelling a bit like in reddit in here la

does /hoc/ rate Josi?
people keep jerking off Subban and barely talks about him

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How do you never have a goat?

wellp
>rags

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Stupid Kassian

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

yuk

YOTES
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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i fucking hate goodrow

>no sharks fans

cmon yotes

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Would you rather be the Oilers with two 50 goal players, or the Coyotes with ten 10 goal scorers?

hello fucking pleb

Reminder I have ample land and money but everyone's scared to come to Samtown

>Subban still doesnt backs up his trash talking with a fight
I guess some things dont change

>he fell for the blu cheese meme

God help the rest of the league when the Coyotes get fully healthy.

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business idea: sunbelters suck more benis = revenue "stream" to the face

>ted making a dick rate thread

When will the yotes just make these jerseys their regular home jerseys? Not even a yotes fan but I want one

why are there lots of ethnics in Samtown?

218 meetup W H E N

More like the Oilers don't know how to play.

I don't get how that makes any sense.
Think you might just be gay, lad.

Depends when they score those goals. If they load up their goals against the bad teams, I'll take the other team.

Within the next couple years, I'd say.
3-4 seems like a safe bet.

So what happens if we get another battle of alberta in the playoffs, which we were denied a few years ago because of a team that cannot sell playoff home games

I'm the only inhabitant. Nearest town has give or take 15 permanent residents. Samtown is a one horse show

i'm in, are we lynching chubbs?

>So what happens if we get another battle of alberta in the playoffs
How many years out are you looking, lad?

Drinkin Beer watching Shorks. Hope pavelski is ok

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houston flood, who says no?

Why would you take away the Yotes? Take the Ducks or Islanders. NY and LA don't need 2 teams

Simmer down, leaf.

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Gonna be heading out on a road trip in a couple minutes here. You lads reckon I listen to the Arizona v. soilers game, or the shorks game on the radio?

Tbhon maritimes deserves a team and Sask deserve a team AND FUCK SEATTLE AND FUCK FLORIDA.

going to burn Samtown to the ground

>take away the islanders
You want to fucking die?

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Ducks are already slated toMilwaukee
>

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Can't wait

Just got home what did I miss

yotes vs oilers.

More on the line. Shorks vs Trashville is just to see if the Sharks are going to get the #1 seed or not

YOTES

I'm on this
Ducks aren't going anywhere m8

We got a team again...But they went with le Vegas Meme colours....

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Who leaves for a road trip on Saturday night? Psycho

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>people keep jerking off Subban
>voted as the most overrated by hte other players
Only cucks rate Subban over Josi

Was thinking beers/pizza at ursa minor then maybe play nhl 19 since umd is probably gonna close it out tonight
Unless wilderness is still playing then we can just go to a game

alright it's time to get haley the fuck out of here

>Why would you take away the Yotes?
Because they stink and they have no fans

>tfw no longer in duluth
end me please, west metro sucks huge peenor

Fuck you Sven

They have more fans than the panthers and ducks
:^)

It's a 16 hour one and check in is 3pm tomorrow. Wish me luck fren

reminder yotes are honorary snowbelt

All of Minnesota is a hellhole

Swedes are consistently the worst posters on /hoc/.

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Wish you luck with what

nah, we got everything pretty much. it's nice.

North Shore is pretty based d.esu

somalisota

Good, wholesome teams like the Coyotes have transcended the need for any belt's acceptance.

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Fuck off

Alice Cooper is a fan. Are you telling me you're not a fan of Alice Cooper?

hey fuck you buddy, where do you live? probably some shitstain like Indiana.
Google maps screenshot to prove otherwise

who's this qt nerd?

Who's she?

Why doesn't saskatchewan have a team?

/hoc/ meetup is going to be in Finland, MN
t. decider

oh she's a golfer, they're usually good looking

more like united states of somalia
they're everywhere now thanks to fucking bill clinton
>ohio
>georgia
>maine
>colorado

>it's not a lab
Why even bother?

no they arent

Brooke Henderson, Canadian golfer

True north brave and fuck you

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women sports guys

sort of

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>helanononononononoAHHHAHAHAHH

Eating Panago

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Yes yes nice fan art

what the fuuuuggg
>Canada hosts one of the largest Somali populations in the Western world, with the 2011 National Household Survey reporting 44,995 people claiming Somali descent,[47] though an unofficial estimate placed the figure as high as 150,000 residents.[48] Somalis tend to be concentrated in the southern part of the province of Ontario, especially the Ottawa and Toronto areas. The Albertan cities of Calgary and Edmonton have also seen a significant increase in their respective Somali communities over the past five years.

No, not really. They/he had/have some good songs but in the metal/hard rock league they/he's in a division below
>cowboy LARPer

i almost moved to montana when i was 12, i always wonder how it would have turned out

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For me it was panago New York Deli with cheese sauce dip

You'd probably have owned a horse

You mean Panthers and isles

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>mfw we see the end of 5/5 hockey players

id ride it into Samtown and burn it to ashes

somalis are bottom 3 worst people i want around, sorry canada that sucks

t. cucked sòy creatura

i'd golf her balls

didnt ted get raped at samtown?

For me, it's Hartford Whalers legend Nino Niederreiter

what a clutch mcsecondary

lol that's pretty cocky to just tee it up there

>jews
>amerinigs/salami [and other horn of africa nigs]/mena
>sandnig muzzies

Fuck Ted

Fuck sakes

youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls

>soilers

FUCKKKKKK

this McDavid line is kicking the Yote's ass

youtube.com/watch?v=mYa9rSWa6aY

Classic Oilers

What are the odds that the Ducks will reach the postseason? They look like boomers on the ice.

>6 /hoc/s
you guys are fucking retarded

SOILERS~!!!!!

Islanders will fill their new arena, mark my words

klassik

i'ma bump them just for you bb

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his smile and optimism, gone

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0

>you guys are fucking based
fixed it

you said it, i also don't like poojeets

lmao based

Well yeah because its in belmont and the team is gonna be (hopefully) developed well under lou and trotz at that point

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Because it's a NEWFOUNDLAND Dog. You retard.

kys Oilels fan

Why are they winning? They should lose to increase their chances at 1st or 2nd pick.

i'm in bc, we actually have good courses here

That's such a bad call, wow. Kassian barely even brushed the goalie for fuck sakes.

They can't lose enough to lose more than the Kings or Senators.

May as well be a spoiler.

the gm is the coach. they are literally playing for their jobs now.

Ya? Well, fuck you. You faggot.

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pajeets can be really bad but the ones at my work are just the tech supp guys that keep to themselves or w/e. i don't interact with them much.

That was a clear interference.

I miss power rankings threads

more like gay intercourse

> watching tv while we're planning a meetup
Forget the whole thing you ruined it

>being so autistic that you MUST be OP of the /hoc/ thread
>based
nah, you didn't fix shit

Ya my bad. thought they were calling goalie interference. Didn't notice he xchecked the dman. Still, after that weak charging call, kind of sucks to see another weak one.

wew lad
lmao

I don't see what the big deal is about rape. It's just a dick in your hole for a few minutes. It's nowhere near as bad as murder, cancer, or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick. And really, women can't be raped since the vagina is designed to accommodate cock. Only men can be raped. If a woman is penetrated anally against her will, she's just experiencing male rape, which is an excellent learning experience for her, to discover the struggles that men go through.
For women, rape isn't a big deal. It's just typical female exaggeration to get attention. They all fantasize about rape so they actually enjoy it. They just want to trade in their "victim" status for clothing and jewelry and don't want to give sex away for free. Really, the only punishment for rape should be to pay the equivalent of the going rate for whatever sex act was performed with a local prostitute of equivalent attractiveness. Since it's the same punishment, why would anyone rape a Feminist instead of a beautiful woman?
Those fat ugly feminists that scream the loudest that "no means NO," are actually hoping to limit the amount of sex the genetically gifted attractive women get. And, in so doing, hoping that some hapless male starving for sex will find himself scraping the very, very bottom of the barrel where the fat and ugly feminist will finally have the chance to scream, "YES, FUCK ME HARD."
Hey fat ugly feminists, it isn't going to work. You only really have one option. Lose the weight, learn how to use make up, and get an overhaul of your personality. In some cases you may need extensive plastic surgery to have any hope of getting my cock rammed into your ass. In some extreme cases, it is entirely hopeless and you should just give up. If you are this last case, try having sex with animals if you find you can approach them without scaring them away.

shall be rooting for Arizona
please win and stamp the last embers of a tiny hope for the playoffs out of this retarded fanbase
t. Wild fan

gamers
RISE UP

Trade Larsson. You cucks doesn't deserve him. Soilers only deserve sub 80 IQ Nurse and starfish defending Russell

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Can you throw against us tomorrow? I kinda want that metro spot now

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>yotes will only be better than the kitties
Sad

FINALLY, they put the Indian with Currie.

imagine being an oilers fan and not killing yourself

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>someone made this
>unironically

>t. Pedo
ftfy

He can leave after his time is done, muhahahaha.

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Islanders fan eh?
I wanted >us to tank earlier this season, but the Wild seem determined to stay locked into eternal mediocrity no matter the cost.
welcome to Hell. population: Minnesota

Interesting. I suggest you go further with that imagination and actually kys.

I don't think you know what unironically means

fuck the sharks
what a shitty queer team fuck them AAAAAAAAAAA

it hurts

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Not even cup, they can't even make the playoffs with the modern goat, lol.

been thinking about it lately

*cuxks you and steals your girlfriend

try living here

Fuck potatoniggers
God save the Queen

Did someone seriously use a MOVIE and put GAMERS in the picture?

Was just joking user, don't actually waste your life like that. Go chirstchurch some place.

Why do commentators cream their pants when McMuhSpeed skates past a defensman? He's just a poor man's Pavel Bure

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>tfw you can't even get excited for wins anymore because it hurts the team in the long run
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

any suggestions?

Shut the fuck up

>why do Canadian commentators cream their pants when a Canadian does a thing
???

I'm watching they Yotes stream. Maybe it's beacuse they don't know hockey?

Ya, go do that thing I told you to do idiot.

Ok, can I continue typing?

McNugget will score 200 more goals and twice as many points as that meme.

TIMO TIME LADS HAHA

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I mean I had no expectations too this season and look at where >we are.

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Yikes Larsson. That was just a bit wide.

fug

hello fellow leaf fans

Fuck off

>shorks

RRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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hang on gonna switch to the other stream I gotta hear this. I was on CBC

Lads the rest of the night I WILL be phoneposting from my bed with kitty

Fuck on

>sharts

How many cups do the Sharks have?
Based and bubblespilled

whoa whoa whoa hold up
I'm pretty sure it's the same announcer on the Coyote's feed and the Oiler's feed
that or they sound uncannily similar

Have you even played hockey you dumb Albortion? It's pretty hard to shoot a hard slapper and aim. That's one of the reasons why a hard shoot from the blueline is the most overrated thing in the modern NHL

Getting pretty high boys

Two different people with the same lack of knowledge about hockey

DUDE

Redpill me on Strathcona

holy mother of based

if you had to pick one player to build a franchise around out of the current nhl, who would you pick? lets assume they remain their current age.

>the post saved more pucks than Koskinen

WEED SON

Who /f1/ here
FUCK

curtis macelhinney

the voices sound so similar though
the Oiler's main commentator and the Coyote's color commentator
they are like the same guy
but they aren't
mind = fucked

Holy fuck Sven, settle the fuck down. Larsson is a quality dman, but his offensive game is shit. Stop pretending he's better than he is.

Conner McDavid

pretty aggressive there sven

whos going to stop the nigger?

Thinking about masturbating

/indycar/ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /f1/

Around blacks, occasionally relax

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Easiest question ever

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sounds like a good way to get mugged lad

Somebody get this hot head outta here

really bad advice friend

bulju no doubt

this 2bh, keep your guard up around PK and Wayne

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good fucking choice

His name is Mohammed. Stop making us burgers look bad.

They talked about some other Coyotes announcers and mentioned Bissonette, so I'm pretty sure it's Yotes announcers
Crosby. He's still the best player in the league and a proven winner. He was on pace for 42 points last playoffs if Penguins had played as many games as they did when they've won they cup. With his smartness and skill he will be a franchise player for at least 5 seasons more if he won't get injured.

t. incel
Based qt Verstappen I hope

just had a thought, lads

Imagine being a sharts fan

Of course he stops being absolute shit as soon as we get rid of him. Are the Boston owners/coaches just toal dickheads that players don't want to play for, or something? This shit is uncanny. Wheeler, Seguin, Donato, Backes becoming deleted, etc.

Grats.

imagine liking a racing series where the cars win the races for the drivers

Fuck n*ggers

S W I N D L E D
hope Boston make the 2nd round of the playoffs though, then the conditional 5th round pick you gave >us becomes a 4th round pick :^)

Shut the fuck up redneck

Gimme picks
>Mcdavid
>MacKinnon
Acceptable answers
>schief
>kuch
>guentzel
>rantanen
>petterson
Unacceptable
>everybody else
DARK HORSE
>Tom Wilson

>but his offensive game is shit
Do you except his offensive game to be good when he's not been playing offense since he entered the league?

t. Euroboo

Imagine liking a "sport" where you just watch a bunch of folks drive a car around in circles for a few hours

>racecars
>vroom vroom

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He's probably gonna drop off. Got the new scenery hype. From what I saw, he doesn't have much heart or dig. Minnesota isn't even going to make the playoffs.

t. dumb sunbelt cuck don't FUCKING @ me again
t. tiny brains

imagine hating a sport where your own countrymen are actually competitive and have a chance to win

Aho

I'd also make it a Finn only team.

Call me Mohammed again and I fucking heem you burger.

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liking F1 is sunbelt shit
I bet you watch soccer too

Way ahead of you, lad. >We're making your dreams a reality.

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>zero olympic gold medals
I see why Canada hasn't won a cup in 25 years

OMG the desert dogs are actually playoff seeded

go spoilers

Minnesota shant be making the playoffs this year, but Donato is gonna be a star player.
btw enjoy Charlie Coyle lol, he's a fucking passenger

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He just isn't very offensive minded. If he was, he'd step up and take control. Maybe Jersey's style of play pushed him towards a more defensive style, but he had ample opportunity to be the top dman there and couldn't do it. He'd get pp time in Edmonton if he proved he can think fast and make quick accurate shots/passes in the ozone, but he hasn't shown that he can. He's still solid in his own end and good at making the first pass out of the zone.

I said don't @ me again

a 40 point/year "star" player, yeah. Coyle does look like dogshit, though.

not even him, but @

William Karlsson scored over 40 goals last year.

benning has no eyebrows lmfao

>USA can't win gold medals
>their NHL teams win cups though...
Really poor quality posts tonight Sven.

He looks like a sad, beaten man. Like a guy who just lost a war.

Turn on NHL Network and laugh at >laffs lads

(stats pulled before tonight's games)
Donato's points for Minnesota since the trade: 9
Coyle's points for Boston since the trade: 2

No, that's meanspirited.
My coach taught me to always be a good sport.

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Which country produces the best defensemen?

confident post bro

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Someone tell that absolute faggot from the sunbelt to never EVER (You) me again

i n t a n g i b l e s

based polite caniac

Saskatchewan

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no way i'm watching the spoilers destroy the coyote's chances at a post-season on CBC©

#Canes score four straight goals to defeat Buffalo

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based refpuck

I know you don't mean me, faggot.
My coach may have taught us sportsmanship, but he taught us to stand up for ourselves, too. You come after me and >my team and I'll give you a blocker chop to the fucking kidneys.

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canada

sh*rk boomers finna bouta get anime'd on

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the only good weeb is a dead weeb

I don't think you understood my post. If you pick a team of only Finns that traditionally are a country that never win anything, you will have a losing team. You are a Canadian so every Canadian think like you, that's why Canadian team can't win.

user better watch the fuck out.

Lets be realistic, ECF is the real Stanley cup this year.

Caps, Leafs, Bolts, Bruins, would easily sweep any west team

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Mohamed, /hoc/ is not halal

*grabs stick out of your hands from the bench*

By your logic, Swedes must be clinically retarded. Makes sense actually.

JUMBO

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>Since 2000
>ten Swedish Norris Trophy winners
>six Canadian
>one Slovakian
Slovakia

>Bruins

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It’s important to remember that hockey is not for certain people

Let it go, friend. Just let everything from this season go. Embrace the tank.

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Most are. What's your point?

i'll take the flames, sharks or jets over the bolts or bruins any day of the week

>ten Swedish Norris Trophy winners
Isn't it just 2? Lidstrom and Karlsson? And everyone knows Karlsson is just a 4th forward on the ice.

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*blocks the western conference champion's path*

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That was my point...

Thinkin bout da based golden knoights

Number of gathered trophies. Hedman won it last year (and he was robbed the year before that)

losing first round in the eastern playoffs is an interesting strategy to beat the incoming western finalist, but you do you boo

general reminder that /hoc/ IS a secret club with strict rules about who can post

Hurrishits will NOT be making the ploffs

What kind of player will McDavid be when he loses his speed?

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a passer like Crosby

>but you do you boo
Perhaps the gayest post ever made on /hoc/.

I haven't been following them much recently. How are they doing these days?

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Thinking about Jesse

Just saw the Gillette ad that says something about men and shows firefighters walking straight into a fire. They must be hurting hard to do this damage control.

I don’t know m8 there’s been some several gay things here

no, they will
the question is will they win their first seraies
and the answer is no

finna win out and get that points record

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Why are there so many Oiler fans in Arizona? Do a bunch of old candian fucks drive down to Arizona for vacation>?

I think you should be worrying about >your own team's chances, Ted.

always forgive
never forget

I have a rich uncle and aunt that go to palm springs like 4 times a year. And they fly there. So probably

yes it is the west's florida, lots of old retired folks down there

Based and redpilled stop by Kuemper.
Fucking stared him down.

>tank
it's too late for the Wild to tank
the time for that was weeks ago

who would they play if playoffs started today?

Holy shit Keumper just stared down Lucic

The Toronto Maple Leafs will only lose four games during the playoffs. Two of those losses will come in the finals.

Darcy is LITERALLY a girls name lmao

LET'S GOOOO

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Stared him down out of the crease and still blocked his shit.

palm springs is so weird, the entire valley is just a golf resort full of old east coast jews or gays, its also too hot and dont know how old people survive there

I want to think that you're just memeing, but I'm honestly kind of concerned about ever wearing anything related to >my team or >my state out in public in Minnesota now.

laine on fortnite right now

Just spent $450 on Nintendo 64 games

Unless he gets a bad injury, his speed shouldn't fall off that much. He will still be a dangerous threat that dmen need to watch out for, but he won't make as many high speed plays as he did before. He will likely be a very similar player but better defensively and a bit more crafty.

Washington
i will bet you all my money the caps would take that one

Driving right across the border then hopping a flight to a Glendale or a Tampa is legitimately cheaper than buying front 4 rows / lower bowl seats in any Canadian home rink, bar Ottawa

There's tons of cute hookers

as you should be

Toronto has the highest prices because they are Canadas team and have the most demand.

Did you get that Star Wars one I liked? Did you get nWo Revenge?

Fuck, at least he just won a game.
That's up to three victories today. Way better than he normally does.

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and yet any boy named Darcy would punch the shit out of you

Lucic has had a pretty good game. Almost looked like the old Lucic there. Too bad he choked.

don't come here, problem solved
you are not welcome here

There's a lot of transplants in Arizona, mostly Chicago people from what I've seen.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Khhk6dRsmg

Thinking about buying a quarter-season ticket for the Canucks next year.

...

all bet you all my money you're wrong

no i bought back all the games i had when i was 8 that i sold at a garage sale for $5 each

Revenge is based but No Mercy is better

you would get to meet pettersson up close

Wow, lad. That's pretty unfrenly.

thinking about a cheeseburger in paradise, lads

Here we go, lads.

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This McDavid line is killing the Yotes

i like mine with lettuce and tamata

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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It's powerplay time.

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Do you chug cum?

@91525553

fuck off with your "(You) bait, faggot

So many weak calls tonight, both ways. Guess they got to give those Arizona fans something to yell about.

Mcdavid Mckinnon should be the 10's Crosby Ovechkin but they're both stuck on absolute garbage teams so we get Matthews Laine instead

will i ever have segs again?

okay it's official
when washington beats the hurrisharts, you owe me all of your (no)money

F

I would go as far as to say that they are indeed back.

How? McDavid speeds the puck in the o-zone, the loses it or passing it to some scrub like Nugen hopkins

deal with it, >we don't need """frens"""

Arizona has god-tier passing.

Last digit is amount of goals he would have scored in this game

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bacon, lettuce, pickle, mustard, BBQ sauce and deep fried onoin here plz

>4
Looks like you’ll have to roll again, mate.

Gretzky BTFO

Lucic took out the yotes pkayer with his skate. it was a clear tripping

Why is Bustmonton full of busts and Twinkronto full of twinks?

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right back at you antifa leaf

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what about that "charging" penulty? That wasn't charging at all.

>Gretzky
>99

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Coilers are full of grugs that have no skill, Toronto has the skilled twinks

Nah. They'd let that go if Edmonton didn't just get a weak call pp themselves. The whole game has been weak call after weak make up call, etc. They are finally even on the weak call pp's though, so there shouldn't be anymore.

MHVA

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What about that interference holding penalty they didn't call against the oiler just now?

98 is closer than 97 to 99

Bulju the next one?

You win some you lose some. Nugent Hopkins should have gotten a penalty a minute ago.

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based smuk shork

LADS, GIVE THE >shorks YOUR ETERNAL STRENGTH!

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I thought Gretzky was number 98

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>/hoc/ says yotes are good
>they are shit

Why do you fucks shill for shit teams. Reddit even analyzes teams better

For what? That little shit goes uncalled every play. Hooks, holds, slashes, etc. that shit is let go 99% of the time. That's why so many people call this league refpuck. Refs can pick and choose when to call that shit and the majority of mouth breathing fans don't even notice the difference.

FUCK YOU

Hitchcock muttering fucking nigger at Nurse

DIG DIG DIGGITY
DIG DIGGITY DOG
(break it)
DIG DIG DIGGITY
DIG DIGGITY DOG
(uh!)
(Socko!)
(break it)
(huh huh huh huh huh)
(uh!)
youtu.be/Rtjl8NBin2g

no, also fuck the yotes
t. vegas

Sorry lad, I'm focusing all of my energy on the Coyotes right now.

rofl, nice job shorking it up

JOFA line is elite! ELITE!

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we just root against the >laffs and the >rags

SHORKS SHORKS SHORKS
He freaking tackled Crouse

W
R
AROUND
P

>McDavid AND Draisaitl on 3 v 3

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I wanna milk some titties with my mouth and tongue

well then welcome to the country i suppose

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>we
>get a point
>team we're battling with for playoffs does too.
>minnesota wins
>Chiraq wins
Yeah, it's oficially over

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feel free to go to reddit then you soibeta cuckold

none of us said yotes were good

they'll lose first round if they even qualify

just had a really grim thought, picture this: imagine getting dabbed on by an ahl-tier lineup and giving up 6 goals

It's been officially over for you for like 3 months

Stay scared m8

Me too. Where do I find titties to milk? I don't get matches back on tinder.

yayyyy...

KlefBOMB

>McDavid
SCAAAAAARRRRRRR

Not a fan of the blacks

Well, now only 7pts behind with a 1 game in hand. Not optimal, but not impossible...

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MCBEAST!

>McDavid blatantly cross-checks in the back then scores

Same

FFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

>yfw the yotes miss the ploffs by 1 point

Who thefuck cares about McDavid this season is unwatchable without Bulju

>in a game where you needed mcdavid to create every single goal

Give it up lad you're fucked

imagine being worried about Minnesota
even >we have accepted its over
the """win""" over the Rangers tonight means nothing
no playoffs for >us

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>the only good players on their team are out on the ice
>one has the puck
>the other is going for the slot
>freeze and don't cover them
>they score
ha ha ha okay

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That was Garland, and he first out skated him, then pushed the puck off his stick. Garland stopped moving his feet and got thrown to the ice like a chump by Nugent-Hopkins, who isn't a big strong player at all. Garland doesn't deserve the call because he got outworked.

me neither

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Dive bars

will it turn out well?

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

I wish. They keep stringing us along. This fucking slim hope and insane optimism is killing me.

I GOT MY HASHPIPE

Well, now that that's over, should I play some more Blackout, or watch the Sharks like that user asked us to?

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DUN DUN DUN DUN

DUN DUN DUN DUN

End of thread reminder that strong duck knows the future

Based

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...

NEW THREAD SHANNON!!!!

New where

I would post DUDE
but wish I could get high right now tbqh
damn my wagie job forcing me to be responsible

the fuck? He was making a play on the puck, then all of the sudden a tackle and THROW down from behind. That wasn't even a check, it was literally a grab, hold, and toss.

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i'd have some land, an ODR and a pet beaver for sure.

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if ya smeeellll
diggety dog