/hoc/

>have to play boston in the first round
>cant even beat ottawa

NO ITEMS
FOX ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION

>lefs
>ssm8

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>Buds

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>L4FFS
>SSM8

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I"M GONNA SAY IT

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johnny "crybaby faggot" poodreau

this comeback is going to be fucking epic

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nothing scary about boston m8

>Montreal doesn't have slow motion replays
Why?

>I REGRET EVERYTHING

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imagine
hating
fun

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For me, it's the Golden Knights of Las Vegas.

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Threadly reminder
Oscar Lindberg >>>>>>> William Twinklander
youtube.com/watch?v=iGUGZ6xt1lg

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I, Four One agree with this statement

We can keep up with the puck.

so i guess the refs aren't gonna call a penalty against ottawa tonight

how will the >lefs ever recover

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where did all those deluded retards who were bragging about beating an ahl dumptser fire last night go?? lmao

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trop compliqué

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>former golden knights legend
based

/hoc/'s opinion on glassbangers

Yeah but those blurry as fuck replays are worse

why is that horse wearing a habs jersey

youre a glass banger

by scoring 5 goals in the 3rd

how else will i let the players on the ice know I am fully engaged as much as they are?

trash and a travesty to the game

6-5 incoming

laine needs to know im there

t. jealous nosebleed sectioner

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>rags

Got to do it once, made the highlight reel. Thats my 15 minutes of fame

beyond rude

les Québecoise sont cute
CUTE

Fine if a goal was scored, otherwise frig off

>keep them in front
>keep the puck moving

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Baste

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Just fuck off Babcock right now and hire Quennville for the playoffs.

t. the all knowing hockey expert

Ted?

youtube.com/watch?v=FMrFC3Pgu2o
Threadly reminder

shan't be giving a replywhore any (you)s

>vini pek jes

will laine score a hatty?

Reminder

When you're hot, you're hot.

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3rd period starts now, frens

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Am I trans?

haha

>rags
OH NO NO NO

will the janitors delete this post

will jannies get a raise?

>rags
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

its time for the minor hockey advertisements. sign your kids up. get some tim hortons. dont play soccer.

Will it get reposted if they do?

is hockey for everyone?

>ducks humiliated bing bings yesterday
>sens are winning
>lefs are losing
feels good man

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#CrosscheckBullying

please remember jordan eberles message

>laffs

Absolutely not.

>rags
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA

I love you strong dick

is it ok to hit women if they are being stupid/annoying/bitchy?

are you an antifa?

kek

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This is the thread
t. made the one idiots are still posting in

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reroll

>100%
Based Duck

based

Laffs=Rags=Sens
Trash by any other name

Imagine replying to your own posts.

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based

should blacks be allowed to play in the nhl?

Let's be clear here, Hellefuck is for shit, probably tied with Sparks for overall shit.

imagine using twitch memes

who else jacking off during the 3rd?

I know this intersection

will i ever get big muscles like pic related

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Will I ever experience the loving touch of a young maiden like Mia?

Can I satisfy a grill if I don’t have an 8 x 6 inch dick B R E H S

Spark maybe can't make big saves but his loses are usually on the leafs shitty mentality to not bother playing lower standing teams.

>shooting up oil in your body
>MUSCLES
The state of Finland

fuck hockey

are you really strong duck?

No, fuck YOU.

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Will I get a girlfriend this year?

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Muzzin is Buzzin tonite

based

does gary bettman even like hockey?

skating on ice is pretty tough. they should make a ball hockey league for people who dont know how to skate.

;_;

remember to just be yourself

Autism

Bruh how are the Leafs getting btfo by the literal who Sens?

watching basketball lads

Sir this is a family board, no need for that type of language

doubles still count, lad

Will the lightning win the Stan Leeb Owl?

they already have field hockey for faggots and women, suck it up, sailor

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>his team has strippers with pompoms instead of cute ice girls
imagine being such a trash sunbelt city that you have to resort to NFL tactics to put boomer asses in seats at games

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scared a lot

>Haha
the duck really does know everything

oh goodness

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Flames will win the Stan Lee

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how long until the sens start knocking their goal off the line?

They have this in Czech Republic

I share his lack of concern, frankly

as someone in a wheelchair i would love this. i tried doing hockey but the rails for my chair are really hard to control.

It already exists

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you mean running hockey?

>when you're playing chel and the other team is going to score

Gary, you're showing your hand too much

Get out of the wheelchair retard

Comeback time!

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Murder yourself, fucking ape

Where were you when korpisalo became elite

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dont be rude

Yeah they call it running around hockey where I'm from

>mad
>at a real man's sport

based Nilly keeping the lefs at bay

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>gardiner not on the ice
>still can't play defense for shit

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you wanna know how i got this wheelchair?

how did Skipthedishes beat out JustEat when the latter was there first?

PREDS DESU

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Getting injured should incur a power play against you

look at that fucking crowd. CANADAS FUCKIN TEAM IS THE MAPLE LEAFS!!!!!

i agree. delay of game desu

how do we fix the leafs, will anime feet help?

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>laffs fans on twitter are unironically missing gardiner

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>feelin it bros

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justeat is shit

CORRECTLY 40TED!

im going to put Sam in a wheelchair

No disrespect intended but hockey is for pink haired bulldykes and 3 year old girls

welp, the habs are totally fucked

>5 on 3
>only manage 1 goal

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they are the same company

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Eat

Anyone notice how actually painful it is to watch laffs hockey?

>A real man's sport
>the only skill you need is being tall
>barely any contact
>apes jogging for 12 minutes
piss off cuck

you want mcelhinney back?

>will anime feet help?
it can't hurt, keep going

>warriorswinlol
>a real man's sport

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GO FUCK yourself Ted

t. no-talent thin-haired scrub

I wanna know.

Imagine how many leaf fans have gone bald from watching the leafs.

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Go Team Go! I love sports

imagine being shut out by crawford in a must-win game

he went to the wheelchair store and bought one

Has Wennberg ever finished a hit? Even just for the hell of it? Fuck.

go wings

>RAGS
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha

>habs give me hope the last 6 months
>proceed to shit all over it in the span of two weeks

>LAFF5
>5TAY 5CARED M8
>MUH COMEBACK
nice puck watching by glassthews lmao

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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Can I get a scared status update?

FUCKING RAG IT

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>SSM8

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herehere

also,
>rags

>LAFF5

OH NO NO NO

>mfw laffs getting raped by the Ottawa Opera browsers

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>holl

Ted is love
Ted is life

this is why I will always love the snes

>tfw wanted to keep the laffs fan shtick going awhile longer
>they tanked way too hard and fast to have any fun with it

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Classic. lulzors.
>rags
Pfftlolol

>holy fuck i'm shaking

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oh man this is going to be the epicest comeback of all time

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it was a weak gimmick anyway

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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yikes

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for me its crippling alcoholism and depression and a lack of lifelong relationships

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is that fucking windows 98

Nlno u

>get scored on by a black man in ice hockey

OMEGALUL
M
E
G
A
L
U
L

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>the greater toronto area is on suicide watch

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>missed two laff blowouts now because i wanted to see games that were actually close
>starting to think watching the laffs get blown out will always be the most entertaining game

>stay scared mate

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>cantnadiens in charge of making the playoffs
>laffs in charge of not being hot garbage

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there is nothing that pulls canadians outside of ontario together like seeing the laffs fail year after year

streamable.com/dmcdb
>Lundqvist own goal
>rags

you scared?

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I'll heem you whenever I want, cuck

smoke dope

i always wonder if they're unashamedly disingenuous or actually just that clueless day to day

>left brains don't get right brains
we get it. Watch more hockey

4-1 #CANES! #TakeWarning

looks like it hit pionks stick tho?

March is useally a bad month for the Leafs, but holy fk.. this is worrying lads

the only thing that might help is the alcoholism, unless you want stoner friends

SHut up Ted you cuck

>c-cuck
plz grow a foot before you @ me again

Jordan Staal spins in the slot and scores on a backhand shot. 4-1 #Canes. 500 NHL points for Staal.

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WOOHOO

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yep, it was the rangers skater

That was honestly a beautiful goal.

i smoked weed since i was like 15 it got boring and i quit last summer

they're actually gonna pass pittsburgh

Lundqvist is the last one to touch it

oasis was the most overrated shit since john tavares

>"what are your weekend plans"
>drink beer and watch the hockey
>"thats what you always say"

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>March is useally a bad month for the Leafs
seems like the past 640 months have been bad for the laffs

>b-but gardiner sucks

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>15 goals against in past three games
>Leafs will win the cup

Defense wins the cup ya nerds

Babcock lets his players act like spoiled prima donnas. No accountability or repercussions for apathetic and feckless play.

I'll drink to that

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>the maple leafs are so much canadas team they let their last place brothers get a win
truly the official team of canada

This. Reefer lost its appeal after I got acclimated to DPH.

boston is going to light them up, especially if pastrnak is healthy

Defense wins championships but offense has FUN.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA

1967
1967
1967
1967

no though

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I prefer Coldplay

>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>STAY SCARED M8

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The Sabres get one in garbage time, but the #Canes get back in the win column with a 4-2 win. Homestand continues Tuesday vs. Pittsburgh. Another big game.

BULL SHIT
BULL SHIT
BULL SHIT
BULL SHIT
GO JETS GO
GO JETS GO
GO JETS GO
FUCK YOU REF
FUCK YOU REF
FUCK YOU REF

>6NDERSON
>6TAY 6CARED M8

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>"You're all scared of the fact the Toronto Maple Leafs have a real shot at the Cup this year"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
S I X T Y
E
V
E
N
>SSM8

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CRINGE IS ON THE MENU AGAIN

>6-2

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twinklander with the whiff

>"the laffs have a real chance this year"

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>go out for dinner
>finish eating
>waitress brings bill
>"so what are your plans for tonight?"
>bitch im out of my house right fucking now this was my plans im going home jerking off and going to sleep

>that shot of dubas

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>nylander

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MAKE THAT 16!

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TOLD YOU

WOOHOO

>no though

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SP6RKS

>fucking curling
ha ha memes

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>23 goals against in the last 4 games

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imagine cheering for the leafs

lol i pooped a lil

this comeback is gonna be fucking insane

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imagine being such a fucking brainlet you actually believed the shit rogers was telling you about the laffs

imagine averaging 5.75 goals against per game

imagine counting out the team with the second most cup wins in the history of the league

imagine being canadian

This is the /hoc/ equivalent of the lakers losing to the suns with lelbron

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HOWLING @ the caliphate of Torontoistan

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gg Sabres

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Based Oscar SHOOTS on tronno

>6'1"
>snow
>not even a little bit

>lames

how can a block people on reddit? i don’t wanna deal with the anti-nylander crowd anymore and certain fans that feel the need to trash our team constantly

bolts and caps look like they are already on playoff mode
Jesus Christ

OT tiem

People chirping Sparks should look up his sv% and compare it to the league average. He’s not fun to watch, flops around a bit, but makes less than a million bucks and is a more than serviceable backup goaltender. Which is what he is. We get spoiled with Fred every night and expect every guy in there to be Fred. If the leafs cant come into Ottawa and get points in this game it’s not a Sparks problem.

>beats boston and calgary back to back
yeah, i'm thinking they're back

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This comeback is gonna be insane

>broons in OT
we got this

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Bonus hockey in Boston

great satire

Defence and starting a game. 2 things leafs have no idea about. You know who knows how to do those 2 things better then anyone else? Boston. We’re fucked

>feels good

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>Habs are backing out of the playoffs
Genuinely sad to see.

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When did Laine become Thornton?

How dumb are Rags fans?

As a leafs fan, this has me not worried at all. You have 2-3 40 goals scorers, a norris finalist, and one of the best goalies in the league. You're playing for the same position you've been in for years, playing Boston, who cares? Rest now against Ottawa, beat the bruins when it matters, Leafs are going to win the cup this summer, cap it faggots.

shall be watching n/e/sn

If theres ever a time you need a save, the very last goalie I'd want is Sparks. Dude just never comes up with those saves to keep your team in it.

what a shit game.

holy cope

>j-jake muzzin a big addition, proper toronto lad!

23 (TWENTY THREE) IN 4 (FOUR)

the boston geriatrics will be committed to nursing homes before round 1 is over

What's up with the laffs green jerseys

maybe the goalies starting reading him too well, gotta run the ball a few times to open up the pass game

Ofcourse Reddit thinks Rielly is a Norris winner

1967

Get home safe, #Canes fans! We'll see you back here Tuesday! #TakeWarning

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Ah yes, more fuel for the anti-Nylander crowd. Just what this dumpster fire needed.

really thought he was supposed to be good

>sens only two points back of >us
LADS

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>Korpisalo making saves

what on earth is this

Who cares about Nylander.? We should be worried about an underachieving group of superstars who don’t show up half of the time. Get real folks. This group doesn’t care enough to play to their potential.

based and wingedwheelpilled

lmao duchene is trash

this comeback is going to be insane

Team is absolutely limping into the playoffs, Sparks will take heat for this game but the team looks lazy as fuck. The best thing that can happen is that someone open ice hits Matthews or Marner to wake these guys up. Looking like a bunch of Cucks out there losing to the last place tanking team like this

Sad but true, desu

It straight up scares me how easy it is for other teams to expose us. As soon as a team skates hard and forechecks we just fucking buckle. People say we are a fast team but honestly I’m not so sure I’d call us fast outside kappy and Moore.

When’s the Laffs comeback?

Hey..... Anyone scared right now? Cause I sure am not.

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based and twitterpilled

Game 7 is a must win imo

Fucking rags. I want the yotes to get in.

>jets have beat two of the three legitimate cup contenders in the last 3 days
>split the season series with transpa
NOT. SCARED. AT. ALL

You're not scared of Canes yet?

He's scared m8s

>Jackets in charge of passing

All Rags fans are mentally challenged and should have been aborted

i hope a canes fan dies in a car wreck tonight

lmao based marchand with the o'connor-

Based rat.
Thanks, Boston.

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MARCHAD

finally because they hadn't been looking good before that, are they gonna get byfuglien and morrisey back for the playoffs?

what a godawful play by columbus lmao

AHAHAHAHA
>BASED
>FUCKING
>RAT
I NEED A WEBM OF THAT CELLY

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>We get spoiled with Fred every night and expect every guy in there to be Fred
>and one of the best goalies in the league
The laffs delusion is fucking insane

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>scared of the forecheck

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>that fucking rat celly

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based snes and jest

Think I've seen enough of Sparks. Defended him a lot but getting progressively harder. Strangely enough he looks better in relief than he does when he starts..

You know the cardinal is the Ohio state bird
Not a canes fan

This is deeper than poor reffing. This team wants to play like the Soviet Olympic team of the 80s. Maybe I'd understand if it resulted in a bunch of powerplays, but it doesn't. I'm very pessimistic about our chances in the post season when the game gets more physical.

Thinking about Harvard university products...

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Toronto:
EZ CUP
Z

C
U
P

>The Toronto Maple Leafs are the only O6 team not to make the stanley cup finals in the past 50 years

huh

I guess we can take solace in the fact that John Tavares is a Maple Leaf and potted a career high 40th tonight??

>my country's goaltending
>the rat scoring on my country's goaltending
>the rat doing that celly

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so what happens here if they actually do beat the bruins?

It's the North Carolina state bird. And North Carolina was a state before Ohio was, so >we got it first.
Heck off, kiddo.

>ez4ence

they can't play heavy.

whats this comeback I'm hearing so much about?

>If

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Shitty game. Loads of missed opportunities and horrible goaltending... Regroup and get ready for next game. Time to start the playoff mentality and desperation game I know the leafs have it in them.

>if

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They're going to be playing the coyotes.

And will get beat by them.

WHERE IS THAT COMRBACK?

EXTREMELY HOT TAKE HERE: Babcock lost the locker room

First one I could grab. Will keep looking for better angles.

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based dipshit redditposter

>hnic panel can't even hold back their laughter

lmao retard

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JUST WAIT TIL KAPANEN GETS BACK

Hot take: fuck the >rags, and fuck Ted

GG Flomes
>laffs

>I know the leafs have it in them.

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If we don't crash the site with laffs posting I'm going to be disappointed.

BASED

actually past 30 years

1990 Boston
1992 Chicago
1993 Montreal
1994 NY Rangers
1997-98 Detroit

T. Bostonion

Lads what if we’re just still in the prologue of the Nylander Redemption Arc

>LAFFS

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Teds still got a point so you can all go fuck yourselves

Who?

Not today, but we will after game 5

Based
Going to sweep the Atlantic babbies

Absolute madman

Winning the west is unthinkable, but the Jets are 3 points up and have a game in hand on Nashville. I say Buff sits til round one simple because we don't need to dress him. Morissey I'm not certain on, but I really like Beaulieu. And I like Niku. I think the team can make do. I was a little rattled when kuli came back in the playoffs last year. I don't want a repeat of that when the healthy guys can make do

>a-atleast we got a garypoint

>if

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*game 4

Here you go.

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Ted is a cuck. I would know, I fucked his wife

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What a reddit cuck comment
>we lost the game but this one player got a point
Almost worse than Soilers cuckoldry about McMeme
>it doesn't matter if we never get into the playoffs as long as McMeme wins the Art Ross

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Good post.

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But I’m not married or even have a girlfriend

Shut up Steven

Lads did the leafs win? Surely they should've against the ottawa senators! I heard everyone on sportsnet raving about matthews game last night!

>SSM8

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High IQ play

Anyone want to bandwagon the Coyotes with me?

This did not age well

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i like his little mustache, reminds me of my uncle

Do I have your permission to save this one, friend?

youtu.be/hT2pcj4KFY0

The big question, Ted:
>incel or volcel?

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I bet you like your uncles mustache you fucking pedo

gee, thanks for the point (((Bettman)))

LEGEND

Please do fren

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Is that the Checkers jersey? How desperate is Carolina to shore up their AHL roster? Pulju for Bean?

r.i.p. user's young butthole

The reason why the leafs suck is because Garrett Sparks goes to furies games

This is beautiful

Cute girl from my school works there, she said the blacks by all the crab meat on the first of the month

mommy

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>91521801
1. No.
2. They're leading the AHL.

I've already taken a really loose overrated Tavares and and even looser overrated Matthews today, but I feel like it's almost time to take a bit firmer overrated Marner soon.

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>Wurldstorrrr

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Cat is pretty good. Had it in Korea when I went last fall.

I can smell the plastic from up here in Yukon

Do they use real crab meat? I bet 1 (You) it's mock.

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>91521836
1. Thanks
2.
3. Profit

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY EVEN TALKING ABOUT EDMONTON MAKING THE PLAYOFFS

stay scared m8

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Is Publix the ethnic store for blacks and latinos? It’s Safeway where I live

>THIS IS A TEAM FULL OF PLUMBERS

its funny because he does the mcgregor swagger and will get fucking btfo like mcgregor too

Business idea
>top 3 of each division
>4 wild cards but just the next 4 teams not split by conference
>seed 1-8

not by the >laffs

Trying desperately to stave off a riot that could destroy all of Edmonton.

Because the oilers have like a 4% chance to make the playoffs and they want to pull off a meme run. Would be nice if they make it and play the flames in the first round

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>THIS IS A TEAM FULL OF TWINKS

he tried to fight someone on the jackets and they bitched out.

It's the real shit, they buy the whole crab, not sure why it has to be the first of the month though

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They won’t play in the playoffs fucking retarded nigger holy shut Ted you’re actuslly stupid

t. least coaster

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Stats from tonight's W!

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>THIS IS A TEAM FULL OF BUSTS

Hell no, Publix is more expensive than Whole Foods now. It’s priced like Fresh Market. It’s the whitest grocery chain in FL

Based.

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are you okay?

Crabs grow their legs back every month so that’s when they harvest them

That would be BiLo, also for the drunks and people who haven't changed their clothes in a week

If they win, they are 6pts back of Arizona with a game in hand. So they could theoretically be 4pts back if they also win their next game. 10 games left to play after that, so it's not impossible at all for them to make up ground. Buuuuuut, it's the Oilers.

>THIS IS A TEAM FULL OF OVERRATED SHIT

GIBS ME DAT CRAB

I'm actually a best coaster

It is. Who do they have outside of OEL, Stepan or Keller? Everyone else is a 2nd or 3rd liner

if he's such a brawler god, lets see him take on reeves.

>you now remember Jameis Winston got arrested stealing crab from a publix

Shut up racist fucking faggot

seriously, why would they talk about a team that is about to play?

How many coaches has he gotten fired now

at least choose someone in his weight class, that's like bj penn vs butterbean

psst
NIGGER

Ummm sweetie, what about 16 goal scorer team leader Brad Richardson

Incel. The vodka lends itself to a perpetual state of being flaccid.

>Dubnyk has stopped 17 Rangers thots- I mean shots
What did he mean by this?

Sounds too expensive for blacks.

What!? Crabs are cool af!

there's literally nothing racist about that comment

t. Racist

You’re all afraid the Toronto Maple Leafs will win the cup because they have a real chance this year

Stay scared m8

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>how many coathes has he gotten fired from publix

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They have a decent blue line, and enough role players to keep them tough on defense. It's basically the same type of team Arizona always puts together, and they never get past the 1rst rnd.

>”Publix is white”

>White ppl at publix
youtu.be/oDqZhY5dVW4

boomer rock guys

I am racist and it makes me walk with my head high, but that comment wasn't racist.

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well lads after many years i've realized the most entertaining thing on youtube is marble racing

youtube.com/watch?v=O2AbcCbyJ2U

I was scared, but then I saw they lost to the Snes 6-2. I'm not scared anymore.

>Sounds too expensive for blacks.
not when u got dat EBT dawg, we gettin dez crabz az reparationz n sheeeeiiiitt

Napalm the sunbelt

Someone snitched on a hookup he had gotten tons of times before.

t. never set foot in FL
yeah nah I’m sure whatever YT video you posted is worth more than 18 yrs of life experience

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I got you brother

Claim your crabfu

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you know why its the first of the month

>be enslaved for thousands of years
>settle for crab legs
Not bad actually.

Crabs are just lame lobsters.

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/hoc/ - Beaver Enthusiasm and Crab Leg Discussion
is the radon awareness over?

this thread needs more WHALERS

Claiming Ise-ebi.

Lobsters are bottom feeding, ground hugging, sea roaches. Crabs are the kings of the ocean floor.

Convince me to watch your game

I’ve been to Orlando twice and St. Petersburg

Never seen so many methheads and Cubans. Nice weather though

>be enslaved for thousands of years

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nothing wrong with some Beaver Enthusiasm, user.

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Seattle Golden Whalers?

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The US is 4 thousand years old, newfag

yes hello

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There was slavery before America.

youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

imagine being so retarded you're enslaved by sunbelt retards
>blacks

how scared should i be?

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>mcdavid scores
>randorf literally creams his pants on air

MCBEAST!

>Rags
Hahahaha no crab legs for you

McMeme did a thing

like 43%

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MCJESUS

>did a thing

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Shall be making the next thread

OH MY GOD GET IT ON SPORTSNET RIGHT AWAY

bulju could have done that

also mcdavid does that move literally all the time

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>0E1

Not with those hips. RIP

>e621

Just curious, how does it make all of those who hate marchand feel that he's such a top end player now? I never imagined he would be a 80-90 point per year player.

thats my move in nhl 19 and it makes my buddy go into a absolute rage

what about antartica?

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

i'll have to try that, i usually cut across or pass

What exactly is a “Tim Horton”? Asking for a friend

same move from the other side

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Based

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can we make the next thread a canes thread thanks

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I think only Atlantic fags hate him (expect for Boston of course). He seems like a fun guy to be on the same team with.

why? the little cunt cheap shots anyone and everyone. i want to see him get drilled by reeves.

And you think it was only niggers who has been enslaved? Or that the niggers who were enslaved 500 years ago somehow is related to American niggers today?

name a more based player

Fookin can't..lol look at Marchand in the back

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BASED Alice Cooper

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