/hoc/

>Q4ick

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Tell me 1 reason to not kill myself

seeing the maple leafs win the cup this year

thanks for reminding be, gotta go get more before the game

perfect timing for a 5 game loss streak LMAO

you wont see kaako in a soiler jersey

Fuck off back to twatter, nigger

sauna

>Reminder that the Bob Cole / Cassie dream team is being wasted on the Montréal game instead of the battle of Ontario

To be fair you need to have a very high IQ to be Finnish

its maple syrup you uncultured swine

Who is the most underrated player in the league and why is it John "Underrated Gold" Tavares?

>Vich rink has the best ice?
Bell Center (Montrehal) - 28 procents
Roguher Ploceh (Hedmonton) - 21.7 procents
Bell MTS Ploceh (Binnipeg) - 6.6 procents
Axel Energui Center (Saint Paul) - 6 procents
Scottyah Bank Saddlehdomeh (Calgarou) - 6 procents

>Vich rink has the werst ice?
BehBehYahTeh Center (Sundrice) - 16.8 procents
Gila Rivher Arena (Glendaleh) - 10.7 procents
Barclow Center (Prooclun) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Ohnaheym) - 8.6 procents
PehAnCeh Arena (Releigue) - 5.9 procents

vocaroo.com/i/s1p3ueVKSNYE

go leafs

it was not

literally nothing more disgusting than burger flags cheering for the laffs

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/hoc/ = Boys Club and theres nothing wrong with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=aKpSSl2Ouqo

GO LEAFS GO

that >rags faggot hasn't licked the bench yet

why u pik andersen over ehlers

/hoc/ is Caniacs territory now, #TakeWarning

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Having a think

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can't wait until >we dab on the snes lads

>mfw Panthers win all remaining games and steal the last wildcard spot from Habs
>mfw Bettman loses his shit due to the lost ticket income / viewership

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You don't want to kill yourself, you just want whatever is bothering you to end.

BROOOOOONS

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ehlers is a stupid name

bettman would love for that to happen

WE ARE COMING

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I want this to happen, but the chance of them making the playoffs is like 5%

here is a stat for you faggot
>46 shots
>0 goals

looks like laine only got about 4 hours of fortnite in today. is that enough for him to score tonight?

This is the thread

To deflect calls for Miami relocation? Or so he can say "not even the current Quebec team can make the playoffs, why do we need a second team?"

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What does it all mean

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91516355
cant wait to kms (kill myself) after seeing that webm tonight bros

/cric/ here. You like us r-right?
f-fancy coming over?

Va ska man ta livet av sig för när man ändå inte får höra snacket efteråt?

>mrw the young fresh montembeabault will fix the panthers goaltending
>together with barkov, hubydoo, hoffman and dadonov they will carry the kitties to the playoffs

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BASED

I like cricket as a sport and board culture

> Luongo and Reimer out
> Bob and Panarin in

One stanley cup please

sorry i have a dentist appointment

Thanks Panthers

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It's BYOB but we got room in the cooler, hotdogs on the grill, and the games on the radio

>le 25 year old prospect

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>dadonov actually speaking listenable english even though is russian

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soon

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Just took my 4th Montreal of the day lads, can't tell if it was all the beer last night or if I ate something bad

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The lines. #TakeWarning

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You wouldn't ever get to discuss procents of various ice again. Plus, Finns are frens, and you'd be missed.

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someone explain this

Caniacs vs Dabres

SOOOOOOONS

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quads confirm your desire to live, finnman

for mes its atlanta thrashers vs atlanta flames

A Finn learns to live with the depression of being in this dark country, its part of us

fjords are pretty edgy

>second round out

I like all Danish NHL'ers :(
I liked the Leafs before Andersen

Not true right? I mean how could someone play 4hrs of video games on a fucking game night

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>a norris winner isnt just a good defenseman, hes an elite defenseman
wow you really cant beat that in depth analysis by kypreos

for me, it's my country not winning a stan lee in 26 years

>left /hoc/ for a day because it just offered nothing, like staring down into a well of shit
>come back for tonight's game
>see that other Caniacs have stepped up in my absence
>with new smug OC
Okay, now this is based.
Fuck Canada and fuck shitposters. This is >our year, maplecucks.

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I like your alt logo
t. Lightning

*gets loud*

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where did you guys go yesterday after you got btfo by ted?

I'd like >yours more if you brought back the black and silver from the '90s. Or at least the black.

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He speaks better english than Nurse

people go into hiding from hoc when their team loses ofc, not just hurrcanes fans

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BASED kitties

I was hoping the new black outs would be more retro and not a monochromatic stylized home jersey

Caroliniggers go post in your shit game thread for shit teams

jest 5
fumes 2

Went to sleep after the game, then got up and did productive shit today instead of bothering with /hoc/.

just watched darren till get killed lads

this. relevant teams are playing now.

>Korpisalo
Fugg

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Shall be posting in both.

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oh god they're wearing those green monstrosities again

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>drinking. violence. destruction of property. are these the things we think about when we think of the irish?

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They are just warm ups

Doesn't even have to be the retro style, just something that's uniquely their own. That's why the black accents would help. And silver, too, but that's mostly just because '90s silver is fuckin' rad.
Just anything to keep it from looking like a knock-off Leafs jersey at a distance. Teams should each have their own distinctive look.

Reminder that the Irish aren’t white

>big dicks, elite hockey talent, bulju. are these things we think about when we think of the finns?

IRA
Tax dodging
Ridiculous accent

Don't most teams wear green warm-up jerseys for home games on or around St. Patrick's day?

>Finnish town let a board go by it

great humanitarians like bono

Fuckyou, fuck your stupid fucking face, White Trash

Reminder that You're Unwelcome

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let's go Cappies!

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boarder*
fuck the 45 sec wait time to post

>45 second wait time

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Sup raggits

I wish it was 45 seconds

I don't think I've ever disliked a Danish player, come to think of it

You seem mad

>45 sec
>actually paying to use Yea Forums

if your a good poster you only have to wait 45 seconds.

Jets thirds are so ugly

can someone get me a screenshot of mcgregor leaving tuuk hanging on that fistbump

More like autism, suicide and busts

Based Montembeault going to lead the ice kittehs to an 11 game win streak to end the season with 98 points, right bros?

we are not talking about sweden

C
A
R
E L I T E
Y

fuck the penguins
fuck the bruins

oh fuck off with this moment of silence bullshit im here to watch hockey not feel sad

...

mfw that carey price tribute

mfw blackhawk players are cheering

they really shouldn't do this for an active player right before a game

OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAAAAAAND

they should just sing the anthems on fastforward

>blues BTFO pongs, without any of their goal scorers
Kek

>true north
grim
>NIGHT!
based

No
Only the Lightning

imagine disrespecting national anthems

anthem singer in ottawa had a fucking herpes sore on her lip

Where the fucknis the Blue Jackets game? What is this walt frasier billshit??

>me when Boston defeats blue jackets to knock them out of the wildcard spot

youtube.com/watch?v=1LsIQr_4iSY

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price's wife can
FUCKING
get it

everyone in ottawa has herpes from attending trudeau's parliament orgies

national anthems are boring.

She got it from my dick
t. Herpes host

>45 til hockey
>I'm ready for hockey RIGHT NOW
GAAAARRRRYYYY YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS

Anyone else betting on the AHL/OHL tonight

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you are

did you know that carey prices sister is engaged to yannick weber

mfw the carey price tribute is still going, the fuck man he's got a game to play and so does every other player waiting right now, they really should reserve these only for retired players

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imagine having no respect for your country

Gambling is haram

>St.Pats not taking this seriously

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WHOA WHOA WHOA
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE HABS GAME

Coles fav team is Montreal so it makes sense. Cassie probs doesnt care which game she does

imagine bandwagoning the "best" team in the league

>betting on the AHL
Checkers are always a lock.

is the video in French too?

SPARKS

would love to jizz all over haha, the sandwich i mean

have Sparks and Andersen switched bodies or something

NWHL/CWHL >>> AHL

they played it twice, once in english, and once in french

Fuck

i respect my country plenty, but I've heard that song a million times and it's a waste of time

huh is it really? its weird because i remember forum members of the official forum of the habs back in like the 2000s kept saying how bob was too biased against the habs

Me right now

>Korpisalo

No but I learned last night that Mr. & Mrs. Hughes all played hockey. His mom played in the 1992 Womens WC.

is it Halloween in MTL?

Exactly. We are talking about Finland, which all of these thing I mentioned is full of.

>respecting your country is a waste of time
you ungrateful bastard

Is it possible to get Sami gf in Binlin?

I'm degen what can i do
Are they good

BURGERMAN SCAHHHRRS

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>the only way to respect your country is to listen to song for the 10000th time

shut the fuck up and go to /pol/ you whiny faggot

Why?

>without any of their goal scorers
Say that again

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BASED and weenpilled
youtube.com/watch?v=6r1rcxaTLvI

lel
>meanwhile Price's legs cramp up from waiting which causes the Habs to lose the game

Americans and their fucking hollow "respect" for their country, servicemen etc... Nothing but empty words.

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He and Neale were HNIC #1 duo so they got the biggest assignments but in reality he always was a hand fan. Similar to Hughson/Simpson duo nowadays. Jim Hughson is a huge Canucks fan but he does the leafs games

>/pol/
>respect
choose one

Sparks confirmed monstar.

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brehs i'm supposed to go to my friends' house for green activities but he doesn't have cable so i won't be able to watch any hockey, specifically the habs game
how long should i watch before i go over?

cricket m8

Yea, leg cramps ...

*Habs*

just because we aren't forced by our government to serve in the military like Finland, doesn't mean we can't respect those that volunteer

just go after the game m8

Who the fuck is this Habs home play-by-play commentator? Doesn't sound like the usual guy.

Junos > Grammys

posts seem to be favoring the jets

tsn690 or 98.5fm

>toronto getting dabbed on by a team in full tank mode

you can still watch cbc for free with an antenna

>SSM8

Ben Bishop of the Stars left the game the other night with cramped legs from standing still too long because the Wild couldn't manage to get any shots on goal lmao

>stay
>scared
>m8

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>Not watching hockey using unethical free streams

>letting Ceci score on you

EMBARRASSING

>LAFFS

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>green activities
DUDE

lmao >laffs

>In Need Of: S o y
Let him die.

name a more embarrassing team than the laffs.

go leafs go
its are year

>shots 10-2 Sens

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They had their annual hockey game last night. Athletes v.s artists.

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Your respect is just empty words. Whenever "those that volunteer" actually would need your actual help, everyone just vanishes. But everyone wants to get virtue signalling points by thanking servicemen for their service, as it's free.

nevermind here it is

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where did all those deluded retards that were cheering about beating an ahl dumpster fire last night go?? lmao

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There was a maxi pad on the ground when I came out of the grocery store.

that's cool desu

based marshmont protecting his husbando bergeron

>laffs having trouble with senators

honestly i think this just shows how the bottom feeder teams play with much less stress than teams fighting for the postseason

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laine doing nothing

i like how the lines were scrambled for the habs, its nice to see the fire power being spread out more evenly over 3 lines

that's cool desu

New York Rangers @ Minnesota Wild

Laffs are getting swept by the broons in the first round right bros?

Used? Did you smell it?

>anti leafers ecstatic about a 1-0 lead halfway through the first
wow they're really getting desperate

kek

Greece what are you doing in finland

c o p e

Yea Forums should do something like this

atheists vs autists

probably push em to 6

Giving it everything. #TakeWarning

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Bring your rake.

this one time at summer camp, a guy who was seeing this chick pissed her off one night. In the morning we're all sitting around the fire in the morning having our brew and she comes up to him and slapped him with her used pad in his face.

fuck leafs desu

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How much till respectively get paid?

My guess: Aho, 8 years * 9 million
Rantanen 2 years * 6 million

Aho has proved he can carry a team. Rantanen has to prove he can produce without MacKinnon/Landeskog

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why did that story give me a boner

Based.

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Jets and Flames game is boring so far. Jets look like poop.

god i wish that were me

>sloppy seconds

>Athletes v.s Incels

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wonder what one has to do in order to piss a chick off enough to get slapped with a used pad?

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why are there so many leafs fags in ott.

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based

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why do the leafs have 2 home arenas

if the chick is on her period probably not push

they have like 5

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>poo jackets showed up tonight

Fuck. Why does this team have to be so bi-polar.

>skeleton being bamboozled by fans

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Cheaper than ACC, SNES have no fans.

Having unchaste thoughts lads

but user all of /fit/ are incels

true.

so is most of /hoc/

STACEY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

Masturbate your penis.

Manlets too

??

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Tickets for laffs road games are usually cheaper than home games, when the laffs came to LA in november some tickets were like $20

speak for yourself kiddo

The #Canes and Sabres are tied at one after a period of play. Skinner, Wallmark the goal scorers. 11-7 the shots favor the home team.

But the hackey is on

IM 5'9.5''

>a small city with no fans
>next to a big city with millions of fans

Based twitter poster

That's why they're incels.

>Allowing 15 SOG in 15 minutes
Another emotional rollercoaster of a game we're having

>Are they good
The Checkers have led the AHL pretty much all year.
Rochester is a pretty good team, but the Checkers are basically the Lightning of the AHL this season.

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hey sam you're cool, get one for me ok?

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All tied up after twenty. #TakeWarning

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pooronto all have three-digit numbers fucking dumb niggers

DUUUUUUCCHHHHHEEEE

Goalumbus

DO SOMETHING LAINE

>next too
it's cheaper to buy tickets, drive to Ottawa, and pay for a hotel than it is for leafs tickets

You made the cutoff by a quarter inch.

THE ONE PEAT IS BACK ON

Has he played Fortnite today?

*busts*

I plan on having 15 tonight. Starting now. i always workout during the first. This Buds for you Jorge

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*flosses*

does a bear shit in the woods

4 hours

as part of the leafs deal to win the cup this year, gary is requiring them to play from behind in all of their games to create suspense

i thought the laffs were supposed to be good??

>Jorge
Norge. Jfl. Mane I need new jets muscle shirt. Shoulders are juicy as fuck. Jersey doesn't do me justice

Describe Fortnite for me in 3 words.

Did you find this on /r/incels? Reading how those people write, it's not like it's the top of the class girls. I think I lost IQ by reading that. Those girls will end up alone or divorced by the time they're 35-40. Stockholm has the most single housholds in the whole world. They can fuck how much they want because most of them will have miserable lifes afterwards.

>Mane I need new jets muscle shirt. Shoulders are juicy as fuck. Jersey doesn't do me justice

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ADD zoomer shit

>only down 1 after the first
this game is in the bag don't worry

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Jett WOO!!!

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>duchene did something useful for the TEDS
neat

Can't play Quake.

He useally plays a lot worse when hes spent several hrs on fortnite on a gameday, so it makes sense

wtf sam looks like that?!?

>Mane I need new jets muscle shirt. Shoulders are juicy as fuck. Jersey doesn't do me justice

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womens divorce rate raises exponentially with the number of dudes they've fucked

never played it

i havent bought a video game in a year and the one i bought i didnt even start yet ama

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W-innipeg jets tbhon

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GOAT 5 MINUTES OF THE WEEK

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>FLIM FLAMBLES

Guys divorce rate skyrockets with the number of posts they make on Yea Forums.

I look forward to watching Dangles tears

Cherry time boyz

DISGUSTING SWEDS!

oh boy, can’t wait for the tired ramblings of a senior geezer

divorced here

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Sweden YES!

Donny mad at twins flirting

cherry absolutely btfo'ing swedecucks

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who the fuck is this other guy with don cherry there why is he there even?

its literally just don cherry, it would be more awesome if they got another don cherry type personality guy so we could watch two old guys shouting at each other

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So every game then?
Of course. Women aren't suppose to fuck around without repurcussions. That's not how nature is. But we fucked it up with modern medicine and feminism.

my penis size skyrockets whenever i see titties

hockey

Business idea: a hockey team, but for twinks and muslims

>fell for the marriage meme
You deserve everything you got

Jesus Christ, imagine having this low an IQ

>derp girls that fuck lots of dude don't have stable relationships
>dudes
>s
No fucking shit.

CBC appointed cuck to wrangle cherry into a family friendly format

the nhl is already becoming that. just look at the laffs for example.

BASED DON CALLING SWEDES FAGS

same 2bh

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ive got sole custody of my kid and a comfy apartment

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nothing wrong with marriage as long as you find the right girl and she signs a prenup

>he watches cherry
>he doesn't listen to beyak
Unbelievably C&B

How will Sweden ever recover?

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based Chad sven

>looks like they're gonna kiss each other
baste

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was don complementing demelo or talking shit?

>SWEDEN

always the good old canadian boy thats straightens them out too

cherrymind

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Complementing him for having +6 with the Sens

just tellin it like it is

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UNCLE DONNY'S BEEN HITTIN THE BOTTLE

The sharka will be your 2019 stanley steamer champions

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>LOVE shafey

complimenting him while shitting on Ottawa as a team

So glad >we let go of him..
.. :(

Once again in awe at how based Don is

Are these guys still around?

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Cherry summary-

don't ice the puck from deep in your own end
learn to properly line change
swedes are twinks

GOAL

Someone get me another beer

Newfriends need to be reminded

user, seek help. You're not well. That's a monkey you're grooming--not a child.

here you go, lad

*glasses you*

the brochure they SHOULD hand out at sunbelt games

>In February, Jonathan Diaby, a 24-year-old defenceman playing in an independent league in Quebec, endured racial abuse while sitting in the penalty box. Diaby's father and girlfriend were also harassed by fans in the stands.
>Former NHLer Peter Worrell has been the victim of bigotry on more than one occasion. He opens up about an ugly incident he endured while playing for the Hull Olympiques of the QMJHL.
Wtf, I love Quebéc now

that was a good one lads

shhh don't ruin it for the monkey

>he doesn't just ring his beer bell
>grandma doesn't bring him beer while he watches hockey
? Why

>why football man not stand? REEEEEEEEEEE

based

Casey Nelson just decided to drop the gloves with Micheal Ferland, and that might not have been the best idea. Ferland dropped him with the first shot.

HHARKH

please let broons win tonight. i need this.

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*stone cold music starts*

"Don't mind if someone did say faggot cuz theres no use for em in the league anyways...."

WOW holy BASED Don Cherry absolutely OWNING fags and libcucks

imagine marrying a girl who has had over 21 sexual partners

>NIGGSTOWN Wednesday at 8, on CBC

do you? do you really?

we need this

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based bernie

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Reminder it’s 3-16 and we should all have a few Steveweisers

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Isles!

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yes.

>B-E-A-UTIFUL
Andrei Svechnikov puts the #Canes ahead, 2-1, just 1:07 into the second period. Finishes a nice feed from Teravainen.

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C'est Québec osti de Bork.

>geriatric pointing his finger and shouting because hes hard of hearing
>the revolution continues

well hes got my vote

Damn, that song makes me miss WJC.

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>TED SUCKS PENIS
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

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WHAT

THE

DUCK

what?

He's finally able to spread his wings down here.
If you really love him, you'll let him go.

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stop advocating for the destruction of the family you jewcukt suede

Take me somewhere nice /hoc/

there should be a /can/ that is just hoc and wwe

>>>/cric/

/hoc/ is a nice place

Let's Go Vancouver's Canadian Ducks

like calgary?

Problematic
I would rather destroy my family than marry a chick that fucked 10+ guys

we got this boys

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Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you mutts runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts. "anime" this, "Carolina" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box!
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot!
(WHAT?)
A manlet
(WHAT?)
An autist
(WHAT?)
A no good son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit!
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna derail the thread!
(WHAT?)
Send all you cringey sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back!
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

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>LAFFS
>STAY SCARED M8

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>SSM8

i dunno i hear it's kinda... dead over there lately

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Wrestling is just opera for rednecks

>WHL
F

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and opera is just wrestling for rednecks

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU ROODY POO CANDY ASS

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what the fuck is your problem, toronto

also the gays

based leafs setting themselves up for another glorious comeback

Hey at least I dont feel ashamed losintg to the wongs when everyone BUT carolina is losing

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LOOKS LIKE THE SPARKS HAVE GONE OUT

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what the fuck is happeinig on Ottawa?
I'm watching bolts vs caps

macmacmacmacmacmacmacmacmac

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>that moment in "GLOW" when the soap opera actress is being explained the current wrestling plot and is like, "I UNDERSTAND THIS!"
Pure kino, imho

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Laffs down 2-0

what a shitty deke.

summoning MIA! magic to help the craps win

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>wet fart
this is an hbk board

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might drive to Teds house next weekend (Wasnt able too this time) and destroy him with a steiner recliner

mac knew what he was gonna do

>I WAS ONLY IN THE INDUSTRY FOR 2 MONTHS REEEEEEEE

>Toronto line changes

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bret hart was the last good thing that came out of canada, they havent won anything since '92 and they are all antifa

youtube.com/watch?v=xq0XNILIYTw

This wouldn't have happened if bob cole was doing leaf games

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/hoc/ is and always will be a Stone Cold board ya simp
hit him with the steiner screwdriver

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>mondreal toog good gare of bredd :DDDD

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is toronto aware that they're allowed to play in the first 2 periods.

greazy shorty

FUck off avatarfag

>kings (or no team for that matter) still arent eliminated mathematically from the playoffs

jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with the western conference

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Jackie's look a little sleepy desu

how anyone can think this shit is real is beyond me

>more blue than red in the stands
>go leafs go chants
>boos when the senators get away with a call
CANADAS FUCKIN TEAM

literally nobody thinks it's real

Friendly reminder that the Cup is coming to Long Island, check em

AND THE CROWD GOES CRAZY

i fuckign LOVE morgan

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literally nobody thinks it's real

macmacmacmacmacmacmac

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Rielly is ELITE

would cringe if i ever saw anyone proclaim a team to be any nations team 2bh, lads

REILLY! SCORES

a friend of mine thought it was real for a good chunk of his teenage life

Halifax Hals formerly Jewish York Islandlels

After Memecock goes down in 5, he's gone.

tavares crying again like a little bitch lmao

>rags

is that true? sounds bs

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>Nilsson getting scored on by a homophobe

GET THE LEAGUE ON THE PHONE NOW!

it is real in canada

>"America's team" (cowshits) and "Canada's team" (laffs) haven't reached the owl/final this century
I laugh every tiem

Gary bought out Cole and turned him to the dark side.

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GO LEAFS GO

Well, you gotta remember, Ottawa is fagtown just like Tronna.

/hoc/ is a nick gage and hana kimura general. You utter fucking idiots

GOAL

why is Yandle such a bro

twitter.com/FlaPanthers/status/1107069735911477248

youtube.com/watch?v=cPH96cMUbms

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who?

>LAFFS
>L3AFS
>STAY SCARED M8

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i just want some sharks tbqhwya

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i was really into it as a wee little lad until i watch an episode of monday night WWE and there was this dude with a prosthetic leg that was in the ring and they took his leg and beat the shit out of him with it and i was really bummed as a kid i remember

|lafs

>SSM8

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>nick gage
based and deathmatchpilled
>hanaposting
shant and cringepilled

>america's team

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OH NO NO NO

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All the white Laffs fan has fled Toronto

>leafs playing down to their competition again

>SPATS

man this comeback is gonna be sweet

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The Captain comes through! 3-1 #Canes!
#TakeWarning

>needing a comeback to beat the worst team in the league

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if you want your comeback you should wipe it off your boyfriends face

marleau looks like a beer leaguer

Press S to spit on Spats

>lafftards actually thought this year was going to be different
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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imagine losing to the sens LMFAO

heh. good one, mate.

Reminder: Tkatchuk recognized a good pass from Backlund. Bustjews went on a egomaniacal solo celebration not giving a fuck that it was basically Twinklander's goal.

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Justin Williams sneaks one in from a bad angle, and it's 3-1 #Canes with 2:51 left in the second.

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basé et rougepillé

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i beleaf lads
we can come back

i was gonna wring it out of your mom's twat but she decided to have you

imagine saying the games over in the 2nd

>urge to slur rises

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jfc coyle fucking sucks

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Feelin' good after forty! #TakeWarning

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Just heard the Leafs are playing the worst team in the league. Surely it should be a blowout, right?

anxiety level on bottom NHL team at minimum

time for wild stampedes up the ice, horrific transitions on D and 3 on 2 goals the other way

>SSM8

>m-m-uh laffsnet retards told me the laffs would be good this year!!

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bustthews

keep LAFFING folks but i just got a instagram message from gary saying that this comeback is going to be epic, digits confirm

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>stay scared m8

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Unironic 'Canes twitterposting is my favorite new meme.

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This new green St pats team is pretty good, I see them being the dark horse and winning the cup

i think it actually is true, it was only like 2 or 3 months but she made a ton of videos. i was referencing this
youtube.com/watch?v=9uuBMoscu2E

end of thread reminder that the death star IS operational

LIGHTNING

AND THE THUNDA

LIGHTNING AND THE THUNDA THUNDA

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational

>knights

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That song stinks.

>wagering intensifies

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>L4FFS

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better not make a late thread

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dubs confirm

end of thread reminder that comedy IS situational

*looks around*
*stretches*
*360 dab spins to end the thread*

...

imagine having this shit of taste

>SSM8

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>L4FFS

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>DONT WORRY THEY'LL COMEBACK

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sad

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take a lap

>laffs

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>ottawa arena quiet despite home team leading 4-1
>all of it is leaf fans
>leafs losing against fucking senators
we are reaching big levels of irony here

Yeah fuck this new tendie shit kicking the net off of the post when do the penalties start

Martin Jones is the worst starter in the NHL.