>he doesn't drink mate
never gonna make it, faggot
He doesn't drink mate
tea is better
doctor fuentes special vitamins juice is better
All those guys are irrelevant beaners or manchild white boys. For me, it's the German Chads drinking beer
I remember drinking tons of it in Metal Gear Solid: Peacewalker
was never going to make it anyway
honestly I've looked in a few places just out of curiousity, but I don't think anyone sells it around here
Is the guy in the midle that Uruguayan with Portuguese/German heritage who plays for France and has been living in Spain for the majority of his life?
i hate this modern social media world. you just know these cucks dont drink this shit for the sake of it but because of how it looks like on social media. in terms of first principles, this is no different from transgenderism and similar disorders.
*sip*
Aaaaaaahhhh
The Allies should never have stopped the occupation.
Semen is the only good drink. I'm. Swedish btw.
yes, except
>guy
debatable
Based AND redpilled
Just drink it up, mate. It's great.
Imagine being a mate producer in recent years and being able to sell mud water to people who think it's magic because Messi took a sip of it.
t. social media influencer (2.8M subs on insta)
I have a friend in Victoria that buys it in an organic shop
True. Wish i could nut on his mate and watch him drink it. Bet he'd love the taste since he's such a huge sissy fag
Sóy gang
Imagine drinking your mate
GAY 2bh
*sips*
Ahhhhhh
*gets throat cancer*
being afraid of cancer is for pussies
i drink mate,smoke and sunbathe with no sunclock at the same time because cancer will never catch me
how to you pronounce mate? like the english "mayt" or "mah-teh"?
Indios are immune to cancer because they all die of liver failure before cancer can develop.
Matt like a man called Matt, and hey, but without the "H".
nah man that cant be right
how it's spelled
mah-teh
Are those gay mugs the only thing you can use to drink it?
muh tee
mah-tee
I'm pretty close to victoria, maybe I'll look
>organic shop
if I have to
drinking mate while reading the thread desu
mah-teh
basado
Mátchi
spuh
In Argentina this is a status symbol, like a Louise Vuitton bag
I only drink mate in social meetings with my pals.
I am a milk tea and biscuits guy.
I only drink mate when I'm home because it makes me want to poop
He’s drinking altar boy jizz
sssiiiippp
Does Mate taste good? does it have sugaR?
why does everyone use that dumb looking cup? where do they even sell those? what happened to using a glass?
are you required to use those gay cups? wtf is the deal. thats kind of FAGGY if you ask me. you won't catch gamebred drinking that shit.
The virgin mate vs The chad Tereré
it's an acquired taste
i believe for 90% of people it tastes like shit the first times
only faggots add sugar (aka argies)
that's the traditional gourd and bombilla, only faggots don't use it
if you're that homosexual you can even get mate in bags, and drink it like tea
>muh superior antioxidant profile
Yeh, that'll solve all your problems lmao The cortisol spike from the caffeine on the endocrine system will negate benefits anyway
ちょっと まって!
t. doctor
you can buy it on amazon lad
This is what peak performance mate looks like
Tererê > Mate
BASED
yes if you want everyone to know you're doing last year's new hip trend
Si no aceptas un mate sos un puto!
Jajjaj
>if you dont acept a mate youre fagot as fuck
what did he mean by this?
Cerra el orto vos te haces el q tomas te por q sos un chupa pito de los ingleses todos lo saben
fake weed is cool
>le drink weed lads
so contrived lmaoooo
Time for bed Xavi
Pâté
based mateposter reminded me to go get my mate, thanks
Why are you obsessed with homosexuality senpai?
that's the accurate way of pronouncing it lad
Mate is zoomers Monster.
Is it healthy?
what does this thing even taste like ?
> he doesn't invest in a mate company then get popular footballers to shill it to normies
*drinking chifir*
I drink it in the morning at work. It only gives me as much energy as if I was drinking coffee all day
they sure drink it for the sake of it, they're addicted to it, if they don't drink it they feel down, it gives an energetic boost
Imagine doing any drugs like caffeine, nicotine, sugar etc at all