He doesn't drink mate

>he doesn't drink mate
never gonna make it, faggot

Attached: mate mateys.jpg (620x430, 34K)

tea is better

doctor fuentes special vitamins juice is better

All those guys are irrelevant beaners or manchild white boys. For me, it's the German Chads drinking beer

I remember drinking tons of it in Metal Gear Solid: Peacewalker

was never going to make it anyway
honestly I've looked in a few places just out of curiousity, but I don't think anyone sells it around here

Is the guy in the midle that Uruguayan with Portuguese/German heritage who plays for France and has been living in Spain for the majority of his life?

i hate this modern social media world. you just know these cucks dont drink this shit for the sake of it but because of how it looks like on social media. in terms of first principles, this is no different from transgenderism and similar disorders.

*sip*

Aaaaaaahhhh

Attached: sport-preview-pogab-tea.jpg (620x413, 41K)

The Allies should never have stopped the occupation.

Attached: Thonking_Koffing.png (420x420, 125K)

Semen is the only good drink. I'm. Swedish btw.

yes, except
>guy
debatable

Based AND redpilled

Just drink it up, mate. It's great.

Attached: pope-francis-drinking-yerba-mate.jpg (340x420, 32K)

Imagine being a mate producer in recent years and being able to sell mud water to people who think it's magic because Messi took a sip of it.

t. social media influencer (2.8M subs on insta)

I have a friend in Victoria that buys it in an organic shop

True. Wish i could nut on his mate and watch him drink it. Bet he'd love the taste since he's such a huge sissy fag

Sóy gang

Attached: ce7eddeacacbf23c541af9ac57a77b4b.jpg (686x956, 57K)

Imagine drinking your mate
GAY 2bh

*sips*
Ahhhhhh
*gets throat cancer*

being afraid of cancer is for pussies
i drink mate,smoke and sunbathe with no sunclock at the same time because cancer will never catch me

how to you pronounce mate? like the english "mayt" or "mah-teh"?

Indios are immune to cancer because they all die of liver failure before cancer can develop.

Matt like a man called Matt, and hey, but without the "H".

nah man that cant be right

how it's spelled

mah-teh

Are those gay mugs the only thing you can use to drink it?

muh tee

mah-tee

I'm pretty close to victoria, maybe I'll look
>organic shop
if I have to

drinking mate while reading the thread desu

Attached: 1532133353595.png (552x400, 164K)

mah-teh

basado

Mátchi

spuh

In Argentina this is a status symbol, like a Louise Vuitton bag

Attached: 2000365883643_2.jpg (750x555, 14K)

I only drink mate in social meetings with my pals.
I am a milk tea and biscuits guy.

I only drink mate when I'm home because it makes me want to poop

He’s drinking altar boy jizz

sssiiiippp

Attached: Lacazette mate.webm (1072x1920, 2.83M)

Does Mate taste good? does it have sugaR?

why does everyone use that dumb looking cup? where do they even sell those? what happened to using a glass?

are you required to use those gay cups? wtf is the deal. thats kind of FAGGY if you ask me. you won't catch gamebred drinking that shit.

The virgin mate vs The chad Tereré

it's an acquired taste
i believe for 90% of people it tastes like shit the first times
only faggots add sugar (aka argies)

that's the traditional gourd and bombilla, only faggots don't use it
if you're that homosexual you can even get mate in bags, and drink it like tea

Attached: Green_Mate_(as_tea_European_style).jpg (416x357, 29K)

>muh superior antioxidant profile

Yeh, that'll solve all your problems lmao The cortisol spike from the caffeine on the endocrine system will negate benefits anyway

ちょっと まって!

t. doctor

you can buy it on amazon lad

This is what peak performance mate looks like

Attached: 12175733882910.jpg (468x468, 33K)

Tererê > Mate

Attached: Tererê.png (803x960, 1.55M)

BASED

Attached: 1552765187071.png (370x290, 34K)

yes if you want everyone to know you're doing last year's new hip trend

Attached: 1552775550917.jpg (340x420, 80K)

Si no aceptas un mate sos un puto!
Jajjaj

>if you dont acept a mate youre fagot as fuck

what did he mean by this?

Cerra el orto vos te haces el q tomas te por q sos un chupa pito de los ingleses todos lo saben

Attached: 1549668401859.gif (269x185, 1.21M)

fake weed is cool

>le drink weed lads
so contrived lmaoooo

Time for bed Xavi

Pâté

based mateposter reminded me to go get my mate, thanks

Why are you obsessed with homosexuality senpai?

that's the accurate way of pronouncing it lad

Mate is zoomers Monster.

Is it healthy?

what does this thing even taste like ?

> he doesn't invest in a mate company then get popular footballers to shill it to normies

*drinking chifir*

I drink it in the morning at work. It only gives me as much energy as if I was drinking coffee all day

they sure drink it for the sake of it, they're addicted to it, if they don't drink it they feel down, it gives an energetic boost

Imagine doing any drugs like caffeine, nicotine, sugar etc at all