Official NRL Sunday Gamethread

Arrow and Gutherson with CNK as a reserve.

I got spooked by the number of teams that picked Bateman when I was picking him as a POD

In Morgod we trust

Found him too hard to resist at that price and with the 13 on his back.

>sunday footy show hosted by erin

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Got a hella meme peem bros - have Mahoney, Brown, Ferguson, Sivo, Arrow, Croker and Nickoll-Kolkstad playing.

Nah m8, the only real meme there is fergie m8, everything else is cookie cutter

T-take it easy pal

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What happened last two trips?

I'm a cookie cutter detective m8

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arrow isn't a meme

Gonna get some mcdonalds when that shite brekky menu is finished

check out some of these memes lads

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>sunday arvo footy

is there a more comfy timeslot?

>Tyson Frizell had surgery last night after a blow to his testes. Surgery is usually required when a testicle rupture occurs. Most require 4-6 weeks recovery, though there are some cases of early return. Kurt Capewell only missed 1 week last year after a similar surgery.

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Would smash the sparkie from cessnock

Spoonly really need to lift their game. They are at risk of being booted from the NMC.

cheeky fiver multi paying off in round 1 lads

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>fiver

I can't believe that the broncos are going to be the only qld team that loses this week

ozbargain.com.au/node/444662

For my family

>you now remember Fouad Ghosn

the chad new or inactive kayo signup
the virgin currently subscribed me

Danika Mason is a bit of a qt

9now.com.au/live/channel-9

Fucking hell look at the state of Redfern Oval this could get wild

The absolute state of redfern

Need mahoney, Bateman, Lane and arrow to get me 201 points in total.
In other words I'm cracking 1k

nothing comes even close

In base I reckon you'll get around mahoney 40 Bateman 45 lane 50 Arrow 60, so 1 LB for any of them and you'll crack 1k easy

>need 170
>bateman, arrow, nicolls-klokstad and hodgson

yep, i'm making 1k easy

>needing any more than 100 from today's games to crack 1000
>thinks he's a supercoach

>playing fantasy sports

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>tfw already have 1200 with Arrow Hodgson, Croker, Cleary Lane and Alvaro to play

feels good being a supercoach

>lying on the internet

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>telling the 'truth' on the internet

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Based

>using the internet

>thinking there is a distinction between truth and lies

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>forgetting your frog picture

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Married at First Sight

Fuck I thought the Saunday game started at 2 and I'm already 3 beers deep

Sounds like you're a few more than that mate it's Sunday

Don;'t tell me what day it is cunt

don't talk back to me mate i'll treat you like a mosque

oof

>peewees allowed back on Yea Forums

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this is 4channel m8

btfo

>fergie dancing

He's back lads

What happened to user-ib lads?

Eels by 13+ easy money

I prepaid a hooker to finally lose my virginity but she never showed up to the nice hotel room i got, i got it for a couple extra days because we were hitting it off on txts as well. I never had caviar or french champagne before so it wasn't a complete loss i guess.
At least I get to watch peels and pootans lose with my /nrl/ family.

you posted that yesterday m8

Going for a drive to the shops in Brown Plains you guys want any footy snacks, can probably still make a KFC run as well if you want a cheeky bucket of popcorn?

I need some milk for brekkie tomorrow m8. Full cream, no skim crap. Cheers.

Want to take avail of Telstra's generous offer of 60GB for $49 however it is only available for new customers and I am an existing cuckstomer

Grab us some nuggs and spicy tomaro sauce m8

Is that mobile or NBN?

>I think the way the game is being reffed this year will suit james maloney
No shit, guy who cheats constantly benefits from refs ignoring cheating

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Women always sound so scripted, I think the NRL are sexist and think they can't think on their feet which they obviously can

Mobile

Cooking a roast pork tonight for din dins, tips for best crackling?

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>6 (six) captains

>panthers jersey is all white now
Bit of casual racism lads

Salt

>minute silence
>embrace diversity
Who cares fuck off it's FOOTY TIME

*is silent*

>kick off right this second
everytime lads

>pooings

Lmao what the fuck pass was that

>have a shot clock
>ignore it

>have a shot clock
>its for a scrum and not a shot

>have a shot clock
>no one gets shot

Yesterday there were kids running around my street reenacting a shooting with one of those gel ball guns

Big if true

Based not taking the poo

>lots of taking the tap this season so far
>Johns saying should have taken the poo
What a poof

joey was right though, poora are going to struggle to score pionts and need to take them when on offer

gotta say, using kayo on a telstra TV is a garbage experience. Mobile and PC is really good. Hope they don't drop the ball with the Kayo Xbox app like they did with the telstra TV app.

Yeah maybe but this way it's more entertaining and Peels are going to lose anyway

based refs enforcing the rules this year

Peels are not going to make the 8 no matter what they do this year, so they should do what makes the most entertaining game and that means not taking the poo

>nobody taking the poo

yep this season is based

refball to poora already

9now.com.au/live/channel-9

It's on the telly this one lad

>channel 9
No thanks.

slowwings ruining sivo here lads

that fuckin horrendous quality but

Based Panthers cheer squad actually cheering on the team

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Cheerleaders are a archaic idea and needs to be removed and there needs to be more Based Female Touchies

Unbased panthers cheer squad not wearing the shiny black bodysuits anymore

>giant close up of a man's ass
>joey: what a great shot!

shall be watching who gets the TA there intently lads

oath, theyre fucking awkward to look at

sorry lads cheerleaders are unacceptable in this modern era, we must further the cause of women in society
*fires 20 women from their job*

Those women are being held down and can't reach their full potential

glad I didn't fall for the brown meme

>pooramatta and poorith players dropping like flies
holy mother of based

who /comfyrain/ here?

>the city of people who bought brown

>he fell for the nathan brown meme
TOP FUCKING KEK

Taka will get it. Fergo will get the contribution.

Moses might get one if he's lucky

>"""auditions"""
>18 years old NOT ESSENTIAL
>in the chairman's lounge

>Nathan Brown
More like Nathan Down

what a puss

It thinks I'm in WA and 4channel thinks I'm in NZ but i'm in fucking Nowra

Based women holding women down and having their way with them

>big fat sweaty gus gould plugging 16 years olds in the arse on the regular
oof

>owiee owieeee
When did men stop being men lads

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I remember when I was a kid and hearing about how the NRL wanted to ban cheerleader outfits that showed their tummies. I wonder what happened to that

The best part is the mid riff gear and shorts

committee sat down to weigh it up and 80% got a boner and realized it was a retarded idea

Best cheerleaders coming through

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poonthers finna spoil my perfect punting weekend

>Aaron woods had a lot of offloads that one game
>ok lets do that- oh fuck they got it

That was a knockon on that loose ball

>perfect punting weekend
>makes a pussy bet on 4 teams playing at home

yeah right m8

>on-field call try

state of nrl refs

yeah claim that you faggot

I saw it as well m8

FERSHIT

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>Knights dynasty begun
>Eels dynasty beginning
Finna be a good year

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>PoV shot of multiple big sweaty men diving on top of you

BFT would have seen that.

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I'd changed over my Blacked subscription for that.

>on-field call try again
>multiple video replays
>still don't call the obvious knock on

STILL the state of nrl refs

no try. refball activated

Last one to the Panthers change room gets to be the boot slut

Based Lane try assist

>Black Turdason

*boots your mosques*

KEK

>pooses

Fuck sake Moses. Let GutherGOD kick.

fuck maloney is a dumb cunt

If Blake Ferguson fucked his mum and his dad found out he'd be Blake Nervouson

jesus christ poothers

Mitchel Moses needs to improve his boot game

special edwards

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine how hard sterlo's stiffy is right now

>poothers

8-6 half time score lads

use the browser on your xbox and go to the kayo website

>Michael Ennis giving SC advice

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM VOSSY

poothers back 3 are throwing

>watching poox

Use the app on your phone and cast it to the TV

get fucked jennings

kek what did he say?

Alvaro is your man

I hate how Nine's clock counts up instead of down like Fox

enjoying talking to yourself lol?

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Based Ennis keeping the grub life going and sabotaging Vossy

8-0 half time score lads

sometimes m8

Mahoney hasn't been working hard at all

Based Corey

>the city of Bedsy's peem

its actually the best drafted team there

He ruined it with his last four picks.

>NPR Tommy and Lomax
>Piss
>Benchman Angus

And with the second pick of the draft, Yvonne O'Keefe selects

called it

>9th (ninth) overall pick
>select someone who won't play for a month

Would give Lara a good booting

Ok pork in on lads, the crackling is literally coated in a 2 mm layer of salt

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Slipped on the wet pavers going to get my mail during halftime and now my foot fucking hurts ladies

dunno about supercoach but if i had to actually field a team cozza's crew is far and away the most elite to be honest

Shan't be cracking the 900 lads

She has bigger ears than Prince Charles

haven't fallen over in at least 10 years so my body has probably devolved to the point where my entire pelvis would shatter from a gentle fall onto my arse

Saw my shithead neighbor slip over, lost my sides lads

>getting mail on a sunday

>he doesn't let his mail build up over the week and then collect it all on Sunday morning

I don't get any mail. I'm going to attack the no junk mail sign that is glued or screwed into the bricks so it looks like I'm popular.

Yeah because hodgson at 1st pick, mcinnes at 2nd, pooptrell at 2nd and martin at 3rd are signs of good drafting.

The real mistake was masters at 3 instead of a DPP like munster. Piss was probably 2rds early and lomax was retarded but I don't mind a lot of the other selections outside of finucane

You said 2nd twice m80

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Sounds familiar

Just joined the nrl discussion on pininterest lads

2nd round m8

*does a haka of remembrance*

Oh now I get it carry on m80 my sincere apologizes

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Why was one of them in a wheelchair?

>tfw better at draft then anyone else on /nrl/

>tfw submit final copies instead of drafts like the rest of /nrl/

>and with the ninth pick..

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should be renamed the parramatta skinheads

Based you saving the webm I saved years ago but hardly ever posted

PEELS PEELS PEELGODS

youtube.com/watch?v=81aZPI3gWPM

>more tries and we'll go forward
Woah such command brilliance

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>14-0
uh oh

Loving the comfy rain lads

>getting btfo at home by cross town wooden spoon rivals

see you next year lads

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bit sick of the advertising of the water bottles in every shot of the coaches box

For me, it's leaving the team that gave you a chance when nobody else would only to stab them in the back to go back to the club that fired you in the first place only to lose to Parramatta

Playing super mario bros 3 lads

no try for me

Double movement. NO TRY

>no try
>gunfire sounds

klein is a retarded cunt seriously

reffing was so good all weekend until this faggot got the whistle

when will they learn?

Panthers more like Poothers am I right lads

>penalty denying gutherson a LB

Based angry manlets

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Gonna be a good season fellas

Yeo is concussed lmao

It's all happening

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HEEM SLEEPY

Yeo more like Whaaaaaaa

pooings BTFO

Jennings is such a piece of shit

14-0 is the most dangerous lead

Lose the casual racism, we don't like that around here.

Slowings has grey hair lmao

>adding more retarded rules
Based NRL

Rules will set you free.

>not getting grey hair in your 20s

nah its good because it punishes the team this week who are now down a player

I got a few grey hairs in my teeth from going down on your mum

I got 2 dads m8

>6'1 vs 5'11

When I was a kid my mum would just sit in the hall way using the electric trimmer on her pubes without a care in the world

kek

KEK

Get the webm

Lane
>55 points in the first half
>5 points so far in the second

Get your fucking shit together m8

Never mind it's fucking lame as shit, he's like a soccor player. FUCKING DIVE BALL GAME

coco's doing nutty things lads

Mahoney short ball to Lane for a try, book it

Ash taylor ruled out of titans game. It was his birthday yesterday who wants to bet he got up the piss?

Maloney plays for the panthers m8

He couldn't handle all that 16 yr old tight teen pussy that they threw at him

Refball

eels fan getting btfo in the background by his mates

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>Panthers chairmans lounge

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Will Smith stop that try next time?

cleary is officially a bust. Maloney is essentially playing at halfback and cleary is invisible

what a braindead cunt

I thought they weren't stopping the game for "injuries" anymore

Cleary is fucking garbage

Based piss on origin watch

le chin man

>peels loose an unlooseable lead

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Huge thunderclap scared me ladies

>Lane 1ppm
BASED

Kek. When will manlets learn...

How crap is tim mannah. Poo player.

extra time incoming lads

>all this poora refball

*gets picked for Origin*
*picks a fight with Coen Hess*

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Parra qt behind the goal

Pisser harpiss getting shown up by manlets. Should kill himself.

BUNKERED

ref trying to square the refball late

That's bs let's face it

R
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F
B
A
L
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>poorith

bunker was unironically correct

Based Lane with the TC

haha what

>cut to ad before ball reaches the goal

Fell for the Lane meme ladies

can the panthers being good meme finally die this time please

I know its only game 1 but penrith looked shocking. Like the broncos on friday.

>come on son there's lightning outside better turn the telly off before it blows up

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Gus on pooicide watch

>Panthers go through massive scandal
>Geesz why did they play like shit

pooriff

he got the last laugh

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they chewed up to much gas being retarded in the first half

*unplugs the tv without turning it off on the wall*

heh, turns out the shooter was an incel. The memes are true boys

are you still incel if your fat maori cellie tears up your boipussy on the reg

Penrith, Salty Gould and Cleary are going to find out that football karma is a bitch.

They are underhanded and disrespectful. They think they are smarter than everyone else and can run over whoever they want.

Look what happens today. They can only score when Parramatta have 12 men.

Ha ha ha

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theres a picture of him with a woman so that proves he's not an incel, no woman would go near incel scum as per /r9k/

me in the hi vis

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do NOT let /afl/ see this

>incel
>has a daughter
based redditor retard

not his m8

How much longer do we have to pretend to care about those dead muzzies?

Raiders fb looks like a girl lads

>ever pretending to care

no chance

The bulldogs are playing until the end of the season m8

season looks grim for me.
sc peem shit
irl peem shit

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How come titans have never been able to recruit a likeable player to support

BASED richo always looks on the bright side of things lads. Lets follow his lead

>preston campbell
>not likeable

the don is okay but he's on the way out for some reason

touchie just did his job for once lads

Jarrod wallace is the most overated forward in the comp. Hes shane tronc tier

would you fuck ruan after a 6 pack lads?

I don't drink, which is part of the reason I am a virgin

HAYNE CAM

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I don't know if anyone rates him to be overrated m7

maybe if she lost enough weight to get a 6 pack mate

>taylor down
>roberts dead
Really wish I could have tipped raiders

QLD selectors evidently do

too old m8

I hate Richo so much, HOW IS HE NOT IN GAOL YET

Reminder that copley has a law degree

Remember his stats last origin series. He talks himself right up aswell

pootans

>poollace

pooders

>poollace

2 bottom 8ers here lads

fartshite on lads

>taking the poo
Hope gaiders loose lads

Pootans vs pooders

taking the poo lads

Walters WILL pick POOllace and POOfusi to hand nsw game 1. Upon arriving home they will be lynched, deservingly so.

>tfw fell for the nicoll cocksnot meme

>farty has metres of space in front of himself
>turns back and runs into 4 gayders losing metres

based

>Poofusi
>not Kapoosi

You now remember when Bryce Cartwright tried to give parenting advice

refs have fucked both games today, shan't be watching any more

reminder that the raiders are the good guys of the nrl

Walkcunt supports the Raiders meaning they are the bad guys

who

Who does BASED richo support though?

based

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the tackle that saved the nrl

most redpilled moment in nrl history

the day spilly got splat

>first to crack 1k
welp, looks like another minor 'hip this year for me

we can see each others peems now lads

Just gotta go squeeze out a titans lads

>bragging that mahoney and his captain meemed him over 1000

deserves a statue

So who's peem looks good to you guys?

I will say that Cowbucks looks good in his forwards. But I think going so light at hooker will fuck him in the long run.

was it kino?

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My peem looks the best

>Brenko Lee selected ahead of The Don
AHAHAHA

Brenko definitely has dirt on Garth

Just wanted to let you know that you're a retard mate

based refs

>braindead referee destroys the goodwill built up by decent refereeing in the previous 7 games
oof

based

got unlucky with the injuries should have cashed out when ash taylor was out

just cracked 1k lads

HE FUCKING FLINCHED HAHAHAHAH

Mmmm

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Imagine supporting a team so fucking shit that they prepared for round 1 for 4 months and only managed to score 1 try or less

what a nice ass

>two games done
>not even 400 posts

kek, this community will fucking die. reminder that /afl/ is back in 4 days.

Backing onto another man's penis in 4 seconds**

Based

FUCK YOU

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I'M SO ALONE IT HURTS

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>Pregnant Emma Freedman

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raiders

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Just stopped being a Raiders customer because a known pedo is a customer of theirs lads

if i had to decide off of round 1 my money is on either pooly or pootans for wooden spoon lads

Today is my last day being a NEET lads

today is my last day of being a NEET too
tomorrow i end it all

enjoy it lad, because the EET life sucks

Skipping uni tomorrow to remember what its' like to be a NEET

incapable of feeling depressed, sad or any similar negative emotion about being a NEET due to my autism and as such enjoy every day of my life lads

Based LawGOD

lawbro hasnt posted here in a few seasons

Good desu I didn't like him and he said he became gay and got aids or something.

baka.com.au/national/inside-the-shit-posting-subculture-the-christchurch-shooter-belonged-to-20190317-p514xt.html
kek

KEK

...

oh no no no no no

twitter.com/TheParraEels/status/1107197350974382080

Kiwis are such a fucking meme

crikey

>Storm vs Broncos
Dally M votes: Cameron Munster 3, Nelson Asofa-Solomona 2, Corey Oates 1. Judge: Darren Lockyer
>Knights vs Sharks
Dally M votes: David Klemmer 3, Edrick Lee 2, Matt Moylan 1. Judge: Steve Roach
>Roosters vs Rabbitohs
Dally M votes: Adam Reynolds 3, Sam Burgess 2, Damien Cook 1. Judge: Dene Halatau
>Warriors vs Bulldogs
Dally M votes: Blake Green 3, Bunty Afoa 2, Ken Maumalo 1. Judge: Braith Anasta
>Tigers vs Sea Eagles
Dally M votes: Robbie Farah 3, Esan Marsters 2, Josh Aloiai 1. Judge: Greg Alexander
>Cowboys vs Dragons
Dally M votes: Jason Taumalolo 3, Michael Morgan 2, Jordan Kahu 1. Judge: Justin Hodges
>Panthers vs Eels
Dally M votes: Mitchell Moses 3, Blake Ferguson 2, Shaun Lane 1. Judge: Andrew Johns
>Titans vs Raiders
Dally M votes: Josh Papalii 3, John Bateman 2, Josh Hodgson 1. Judge: Corey Parker

>Matt Moylan 1
blocker with a few too many taps to the head

>Taumalolo takes the 3 over Morgan
gonna be a yikes from me, brudda

Which clever fucker bought the baka.com.au domain?

2bh Piss should have the 3

>kahu 1

brisbanebombers.com.au/
Broncucks worst nightmare

>Gold Coast Titans
>Greenberg still wants to axe current teams and relocate to new locations
CEO’s... when will they learn

>brisbane bombers
I can't say I'm a fan of that considering the current day and age.

Shite name desu

Any new teams need to be in SA or WA
There simply isn't anyone left to turn up to games on the east coast

The only thing stupider than putting another team in brisbane would be putting another team in sydney

>SA
Absolutely not. If 2 new teams come in, then WA is the risk with Brisbane being the safe fallback.

Darwin RLFC when

>darren lockyer, a brisbane board member is allowed to be a Dally M judge.

looks like some hungarian food co-op lmao

>the safe fallback
How many people do you think there are right now in brisbane sitting there thinking "man I really want to financially support an nrl team and it has to be a local brisbane team, but the broncos just aren't for me"

Darwinfag here, I'm fairly certain no one up here would care about it.

Pissbane must be the choice of a new QLD team.
>has a stadium to play out of
>cross town rivalry to poocos
>plenty of potential fans

The only people who don't want another team their is the broncos themselves, so they can continue to be a 1 team city and with it all of the financial implications that brings

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heaps. The city is full of league fans who hate the broncos.

GOATcastle