Official UFC London 2019 Live Thread Game Thread #2

Lead elbow edition

>Next
Darren Till vs. Jorge Masvidal
Leon Edwards vs. Gunnar Nelson
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Dominick Reyes
Nathaniel Wood vs. Jose Alberto Quinonez
Danny Roberts vs. Claudio Silva
Jack Marshman vs. John Phillips
Arnold Allen vs. Jordan Rinaldi

>Now
Marc Diakiese vs. Joseph Duffy

>Previously
Saparbek Safarov def. Nicolae Negumereanu via UD (29-26 x2, 29-27)
Dan Ige def. Danny Henry via submission (RNC) (R1, 1:17)
Molly McCann def. Priscila Cachoeira via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
Mike Grundy def. Nad Narimani via second-round TKO (4:42)
(Note: Tom Breese withdraws from UFC London fight.)

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>de gay

Brendan freakin Schaub

every fucking stream is down

Jewjistufags BTFO

Ace inst

both these guys are flushed

not mine

Is it just me or is every fucking stream crashing

cancer edition
discord.gg/m9XxVHN

Irish were a mistake

Ripple works perfectly

Try espn+

>that pathetic horn
The state of bongland

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try ufc.tv

143515- 135245 to Duffy

try blacked.com/ufc

apologize to diakese

espn+ fucking stuttering on my ps4

Classic attrition fight

it's Brit comedy, you wouldn't understand
After a hard gruelling round fighters need to be cheered up so we play a comical air horn

They didn't pay their horn license.

>meme kicks

BASED

what did the people in the walls tell you today, /heem/?

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Don't have their airhorn replacement license

My £2.50 parlay is gone, but I still got a massive £2.50 bet on Rinaldi in the next fight, to win back that precious lost £2.50

And YES, Rinildi is my spicy pick of the night

>Using a ps4 to watch anything
That's on you friend

just tuned in now
2-0 to Diakiese???

do you have a license for those bets?

This is the best Diakese has looked

>Tony did nothing wrong

Disease is trash

Duffy is a can

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yeah, easy

Duffy is a can

Duffy is looking like a duffer

Gooden is a crypto-Boomer. Gets a lucrative job even though he doesn't even watch the sport.

That's like me turning up to the interview and saying "I know fuck all about this. Hire me". And them saying "Okay!"

joe duffy is fucking trash

Firas Zahabi exposed

good job brits, great card

Both these bums deserve the bread line.

damn, does Duffy get cut?

Duffy should get cut

YEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH ENGLAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDD

Diakiese back in the title picture

I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

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Duffy wins by decision

wow Goob lost to this guy

Do not TOOT!

APOLOGIZE

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Whites btfo
Kay Serra Serra

eddie redpilled him too hard, poor guy lost his mind

>Submission artist attempting to beat a striker at standup
Shameful display, cut this bum
At least we still have McNuggets

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I don't normally do this, but I'm gonna call Joe Duffy a spaz.

>irish lightweight with a winning record
They'll keep him on contract for now

>Diakiese in the back of the title picture
ftfy

>wrestle fuck a guy with one leg despite being a blacksplosive striker
I will not

Puke

lmao why is he crying?

duffy won by stoppage on my stream

>crying after beating joe duffy
he must have realized he sucks

NUFFIN ELSE!

Diakese got some roid release

>
why bother interviewing him? dudes trying to have a moment, he doesn't want to talk
retarded

he was for sure getting cut if he lost

This nigger is crying after beating a guy who won't be in the UFC tomorrow?

HEEEEM CRYIE

>being this happy that you won on a fight pass prelims
What

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Bad interview, cut him

i am sorry

Where have you heard he doesn't watch the sport? He seems pretty insightful on the breakdowns that him and Hardy do

2 fights and 3 no contests so far tonight, pretty cool sport

fucking cringe forced interviews with their cookie cutter questions, who gives a fuck about this shit we all saw the fight, jesus Christ the absolute state of the ufc

Based black man has such high emotional intelligence and fight iq. How can whites compete?

If you cry in the octagon you should be cut immediately do not @ me

UK vs USA now let's go

THe Yank in the previous thread said that Gooden was on Unfiltered and said he doesn't watch it. He watches the ones that he's fucking there live at, of course, but not other ones.

That's what the Yank said.

wait a minute!

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they really shouldnt interview anyone desu nothing of note is ever said

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Wooden proudly said in an interview with Unfiltered that he doesn't watch any fights unless he's working them

Come on Rinaldi

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Rose didn't cry that hard when she won the title

USA USA USA USA USAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAUS AU SAUS AU SAU SAUS UASSAU AUSU ASUA SUA SUAUS

Damn that was hard. How do Americans manage to do that so flawlessly?

not feeling this card. british fighters are all cans

>he seems pretty insightful on his scripted pieces to camera

>not using a quality PC
>not mirroring PC to screen on your 60 inch tv at perfect 1080p with high frame rate

You have only your self to blame

Whats the difference between england and great britain?

why is that monkey crying, he bet a drunk irish

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Somebody needs to get [Country] vs. The World going again

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Allen, diakese, till, edwards are all solid fighters.

You also have Masvidal and Reyes.

Decent card imo 7/10

Yeah those were good

>Listening to yanks
He said on Monday that he didn't watch last weeks card live because he was in the UK and didn't want to mess his sleeping pattern up. Not sure if that equates to him 'not watching the sport'

There should've been more muslim vs white fights on this card in light of recent events desu

>YOURE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORK FOR MOTHERFUCKER
>Brock climbing on his wife
>Anderson Silva you absolutely suck
>McNuggets
Only select people should be allowed to talk

Rinaldi one of Gregor's victims

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England is England
Great Britain is England and some other shit.

whats the difference between new england and vermont

whats the difference between scandinavia and denmark

>the boomer rinaldi
>the zoomer allen

ian vs le panic attack man was the fight on the undercard

looking forward to the main event and reyes fights but it's been shit so far lad. hopefully the welsh lads have a proper tear up.

This fight will be like WW1

Prelim Main Event

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Britain includes neighboring countries of england, england is just the country itself, uk is basically everything except ireland

Great Britain is the big island that has England wales and Scotland

he lives in the UK and almost every event is scheduled on US time, hence he doesnt watch ufc you absolute fucking ponce

Allen is going to do it. I bet against him but the fucker is going to do it.

Why did I ever bet against the mighty Allen?

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Go back and re-listen to it, only this time pay attention.

timestamp please?

what's your favourite female fighter

>tfw massive hangover

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it wasn't even that impressive, he beat a sober irishman

What is the name of the country London is in?

Arnold "Jr. High Mustache" Allen

Is Firas one of the Allen's trainers or all muzzies look the same to me?

The curse of being a boomer

Mate, it was a shitty card from Wichita and he said he had work arrangements, then went on to mention how he doesn't usually miss them ...

Refs caving in to faggot just bleed fan demands should be fired forever

it's the same difference between your mom and an amateur porn star

This fight is gay

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should've destroyed his legs

Boooooooooo

Allen looks like the junior staff on an old wooden mast ship. The guy who spends most of the time in the hull, pealing potatoes. He's nice and polite, and the older, scruffier seamates give him shit but they like him really.

Allen heems Max

that bitch has a nail in her titty

AGGGGGHHHH I am so horny

MATRIX RINALDI

Both Rinaldi and Allen are jacked

Allen heems Allen

what a b-b-banger

where's based croatbro posting ebony angels

Two jacked boys looking to bang out their differences

No Brit has ever beat an American

That's a really good deepfake

mmmmmmmm

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if only there was some way to immediately replay any fight any time you want

Lads thinking of buying a used tv on gumtree or something, how can I make sure some cunt does not sell me a tv with issues I wont notice until like a week down the line or something

Stop drinking too much. I drink 1-3 beers and I'm good.

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Buddeh, sit down.

I only have fun when I'm deliriously drunk

quit drinking

We literally beat americans every time we fight you

Bisping Rockhold
Joshua vs Breazeale
Fury vs Cunningham
Fury vs Wilder
Me vs you

I could literally go all day but I am tired

Rockhold's a Californian, that's not America

Stop defending the crypto-Boomer you shill.

Just buy a flatscreen out the back of a volvo down the petrol garage for 60 quid

Tristar fighters are snoozebeasts

Dont have any gypsy contacts mate

Drink a few pints of water before you go to sleep fuckwit

Rinaldi appears to have zero power.

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Currently camping in Tony's fireplace

This glass is in honor of the Brits having an afternoon fight card, thanks m8's, mighty comfy

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this fight is TERRIBLE

Was that the most kino moment in UFC history?

This.

t. American expat living in California

Mma is high level problem solving with dire consequences

Fun fact: Brendan Schaub was a ufc fighter

are these niggers sparring?
what a boring fight

Are you eating straight sardines you maniac

Finish the round with a flurry
Machida style

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Rinaldi SUCKS

Doesn't deserve to share the same name as Tsu or the fat one

we need more stand and bang bros, not this tristar meme cancer

rinaldi is a 3 time ncaa d1 all-american and he's getting completely dominated on takedowns by some white brit

well that was late

And what have you done to deserve that?

Yeah people don't seem to realize what a hangover is

>BJJ exposed as a meme
>Wrestling exposed as a meme
How will grapplets ever recover

>individual sport
>we

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Both of these fags are aggressionlets

Rinaldi is a true man

He has accepted that he is the weaker man, and now he's just going to try to not get hurt in R3, knowing that the win is out of his pathetic reach.

Arnold is a future champ

this is boring. i am bored.

cut every single pointfighting cocksucker in this fed.

You know what really revs me up? Having absolute BUMS like Felder on commentary pretending like they know anything about elite MMA when in reality they've never even scraped the top 10. As if this faggot has any authority on what a fighter should do. For actual champions like Cruz or Cormier, it's acceptable. But who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to have Felder on commentary? FFS I'm genuinely angry and I'm getting angrier the more I sit here thinking about it.

no, I have some crackers and olives; how do you eat em?

Which one's the Brit?

based and just bleed pilled

The UFC should increase the FOTN bonus and give fighters a bonus every time they get a finish

>the call this "ultimate" "fighting"
embarassing

Imagine being 2 rounds down and not letting your hands go in the 3rd.

Accepting your defeat like a bitch

Heart of a mouse.

Why do they even bother booking two white boys to fight each other?

White boys can't fight. You have to put them in with a Mexican or a black guy if you want an entertaining fight.

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Nice sparring match you got here

that's inherently sexist

Ufc 3 for Playstation 4 made by EA Games is the best mma video game ever.

subscribe to pewdiepie

First of all, you've completely changed the argument from him not watching any fights to him not watching this one card so I'm not sure what your actual issue is.
Second, that card was on at 6am on Sunday UK time. The Ufc unfiltered episode you're refering to was recorded on the monday after, giving him just about 24 hours to try and cram the 5/6 hour replay in around whatever work and family life he has. I'm not sure watching Blagoy Ivanov and Rothwell stumble round the ring for 15 minutes, or JDS knocking out another can would really improve his announcing of this event all that much. Those are the only 2 fights I can remember and I watched the whole thing.

Felder is the worst, idk why people like him. Anik is also ass. Bring back goldie

Rinaldi looks fucking terrible.

Lads some guy is replying to some of my little sisters pictures and statuses with the laugh reaction, is it a friends thing or do I have to harm him

tits

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Allen could have flushed him if he wanted

unusual seeing such an athletic bong desu

>what is mute

simple as

bruck him up

>Canada wont let me in
>I got a DUI

>10. Paul Felder

That's a yikes for you.

this, are they REALLY so jewish that potn/fotn cant be 100k? (yes)

holy shit what an awful fight
who was the Brit

Hes a vlog soiboy now. He was so much better when he played happy wheels and amnesia. Hes a straight up libtard now despite the memes

take it easy bro i'll stop

Little faggot Rinaldi literally just turned up for the paycheck.

Irony is I know fuck all about him but heard the podcast he was on and the yank is for whatever reason straight up lying

30-27 rinaldi usa

>Climbing the cage when you go to a decision

Automatic DQ, fine, and cut from UFC

ask him for a fight mate

>29-28

white people are boring fighters

Conversation between end of fight and announced decision

Zahabi: Come to Montreal sometime
Rinaldi: Canada won't let me in, I got a DUI a long long time ago like an idiot

t. ufc 245er

unironically this

>what is fast forward
for fucks sake mohammad your brain cant akshuly be this inbred

Sardines are tasty

No wrong way. I just eat them plain on pretzels

>not getting the reference

Cringe

>30-26

What a faggoty fighting style. I trained in Tristar and I can tell you I was sure Allen is better than this. Just stall the fight then explode in the last ten seconds. Utter faggot.

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what club does his dad support?

I told you Corey Anderson was white

based Arnold interview

I'm sorry I dont understand your shitty libtard "meme"

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I see. Well, I'm peeved that you have somewhat gone against what I said, but... I accept your apology, and I even want to tell you that you've done a good job.

Get some rest now.

The fence should be electrified at all times

i've heard Canadian customs are dicks but damn, one DUI and you're done? Kinda based ngl

Zahabi is really good at making fighters fight in that typical Tristar style. Rory, Breese, Allen, plenty more.

Diakiese has a shit wrestling... That broomstick that he missed, that shitty mat retrn, that whizzer he let go... It could have been an instaRNC.

>boomer detected

TEENAGE WASTELAND

Don’t ever tell me or my wife’s son what to do again bucko

Do I have to spell it out for you you fucking nog.

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>pretzels
will try, I like making a salad with em also but it would've required a trip to the store, fuck that

Shit prelims, even for prelims
FOTN so far is the first one, performance for Ige

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if you DUI you should be executed tbqh

My wife's son could beat up your wife's son.

Welsh on Welsh violence coming up

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lose weight

This has to be shitposting.

You can't fast forward mate, that's not properly watching the sport, you don't get the complete experience. 10/10 would hire a guy to commentate if he's just trying to fast forward all the time. Damn retarded tyreese.

Those are fighting words

>have to leave at 5 when the actual good fights start

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really shitty card

This is unironically true. If you disagree, name ONE good white vs white fight

i drive wasted every day, stay mad loser lol

Reyes/Oez is the real main.

Why bud, just grab a green tea and hang with your heembros

Masvidal is still my boy

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I think they were OK honestly
not amazing but it wasn't amazing on paper either, I don't feel disappointed. Usually I get pissed off by this point

The Reyes meme gets booped soon

Based

No that bad desu
Last 4 fights should be spicy

Nigga how you tryna talk shit when you gotta lisp like bruh

Conor vs any white person

I got 2 duis in 2 weeks, both got tossed due to technicality hired a good jew lawyer

Gustafsson vs DC

top 3 fights are actually quite interesting

did he say
>a bantamweight dervish
that's pretty racist

>Cro Cop Jr will get booped
Think you got another thing coming son

would not be good for LHW

It's not illegal if you don't get pulled over

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I have two DUIs on my record and have spent a grand total of 5 hours in jail

BispKING vs Cockhold
Conor vs Nate
Max Vs Ortega

Inb4 terrorist retaliation attack

Actually its quite possibly the best fight card the city has seen yet

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The virgin designated driver
The chad DUI

I killed an entire family and only got probation, thanks dad

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inb4 wrestlefucking

GO ON ALLEN CLEAN AS MY SON YEH GOING TO GO FAR YE GOOD CUNT

How's your martial arts skills coming along, /heem/?

>Names 4 coloured people

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Masvidal will look like shit he's too far out of his element

What's the combined iq of all the brit fighters fighting tonight?

have to go help someone who lives a fair distance. not even worth trying to stream on mobile. perhaps i can catch the tail end of the card but i doubt it

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Griffin vs bonnar, gsp vs Hendricks

>Cro Cop Jr

Reyes juices and spent the start of his career fighting japanes cans and MWs?

FAAAAAAALLLLLL NOW I'M SEEING REEEEEDDDDD

FACE THE PAIN NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS

FACE THE PAIN

FACE THE PAIN

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pls no, bomb some football or something i dont care about

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

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My girlfriend is up stairs with her two work mates watching the rugby making fake sex noises to wind me up, baaaanter lol

nobody is wrong in that exchange

>irish
>white
and even if you do count him as white all his best fights have been against mexicans/latinos and south americans. the khabib fight was a snorefest.

nate is a latino
max isn't "white"
bisping vs rockhold was not a good fight

Can I catch anything from licking a girls asshole? I licked a girls asshole last night and now my throat is sore

till looking like he downed a whole bottle of niacin lately wtf

i stood up after a bong hit and flopped, didn't even have time to tap

Hep, but I can't remember which one

No he's a southpaw that sets up his head kicks by going to the body and legs with his kicks and using a straight left. Fuck off cazzie boi.

Imagine the smell

i want to heem a british person lads.

one of you wanna hop on a flight to chicago real quick?

IN TO PIECES

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most common way of catching aids

>Fluke R1 flash KO
>Good fight
Yikes and cazziepilled

>Sloppy talentless gassed MWs weakly slapping eachother
>Good fight

3.50

just worms and mouth cancer, nbd really

So what happened to all the anons that claimed to be going to this event? Just larpers huh?

brits hit the wall hard after age 25, those anglo genetics makes them look like shit real quick

Jones Vs DC 2
Khabib Vs Conor

Lawler v that other faggot

You got the worms

I doubt there are even Syrians interested in getting on a plane to Chicago desu

>Khabib Vs Conor
this was a terrible fight.

Bet I'm whiter than you Muhammad

Eh buddeh you got knocked the fuck out you're on suspension

He's a Scouser.

>Two Welsh boys fighting
>Get to see your country win a Grand Slam today then one of you gets heemed

isnt lawler a hapa

The German is in London. That's why there is no spam.

Lads my girlfriend slapped my balls really hard last night, i almost threw up and she apologised. But she still basically got away with not being struck back, my plan is to slap her ass as hard as possible when we are fucking next so she can't act like i beat her. How can i do as much damage as possible with a slap to the ass with just my hand

Marshman already been heemed today

Not just the anus, but genital region in general. strep throat, other miscellaneous bacterial infections. 99% of then you'll get over on your own, not gonorrhea though.

So he's good and not a overrated shitter like can cop?

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Anyone else get the feeling that Dan Hardy would slurp on Till's BBC if the opportunity arose?

Guarantee these two are explosive as fuck

No phones out, can't run the risk of more terror attacks making it onto the evil internet

2 welsh fighting over who gets to fuck the prized sheep tonight

>not a single white person found

>tf
>accusing anyone of being muslim

ingesting strange fecal matter is unironically fantastic for your microbiome especially in the current year of living in sterility

Irish are the whitest people on earth you dumb beaner retard

headbutt her arse

It was a good heeming though

If you keep striking the same part of the ass as hard as you can you'll eventually draw blood. 50% chance she loves it though.

how much did big brown weigh at that point?

Well, it's a business. MMA is what the guys are doing. You don't tweet at Mercedes asking to lower the price because it will benefit the consumer

Pretty b-a-s-e-d

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Just checked, he's born in california

love pissing

simple as

I'm there right now bro

This will be a sloppy banger it's genetically predisposed

First fight of the main card, the mood setter

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>doesn't know the north of Ireland is part of the uk
Typical clueless burger

It can only be a one time strike

BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY

SNIFFFF 1st to get extra power from the arousal

T-thanks McNuggets

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>Bigg Rigg clone vs Bogganoff man

Rapist backs a domestic abuser imagine my shock

>jack marshman
>explosive
maybe if you filled him with mentos
otherwise he's just a normal can

Dana's right, if you're a cazzie then just watch the numbered PPVs.

>Some fat brit making fun of a former K1 Champion
Absolutely howling

if you keep stomping her unconscious skull you'll also eventually draw blood

yeah, you can get plenty of things, including oesophageal cancer

what even is Wales?

What’s up with MMA fighters and shitty tattoos?

Le tattoos around my nipples man

why do middleweights look like heavyweights and heavyweights loook like midlewieyts?

Alway been a good ass slaper lol


Slightly cup your hand and throw it angled slightly .

Try not to clasp the ass. Your aim is more of a quick and sharp whip like slap that you quickly pull away


Thank me later.

Marc loosening his belt for this one

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They're forced into MMA becayse all normal jobs exclude them for retarded tattoos

What is up with your faggot face lol XD

Fucking tryhard Gooden

>losing sometimes means you're a can
man you're not a very likable person

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Low IQ.

i cant believe marshman is going to lose to this absolute can

CTE

Hit her with that Ric Flair technique

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>think i broke my pinky toe
>no health insurance
>emergency room visit would cost more than my rent

Land of the free :^)

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Would i still be able to claim it is part of foreplay if I punch her full force to the ass and claim it was a slap or will she realise i punched her?

>1 whole minute before anything happens

marshman?
more like
marshmallowman
(because he's soft)

hehehe

>Drop guy
>Do nothing

Eat your bugs and tofu and sit down lad.

>crush gooks and undersized dudes in mma
>get to the UFC
>never advance past stepping stone status

Cro cuck fans are the kind of people who still eat mikado and scream about pride fc.

Palm strike it instead of a slap, like Bas style in Pancrase. You'll leave a huge knot and bruise that will hurt for days.

Oh fugg I thought Marshman beat Roberson well my picks are done boys

Phillips are been playing a little too much of the ufc video game

"Land of the free" doesn't imply anything is free

more like shmarshamshrshomsrshash

grappling is a homosexual activity

basic income now

what is Philips doing?

What happens if you go to the hospital ans get it fixed and just refuse to pay, they ca not just let you go through life with your toe broke?

Imagine if Phillips loses this fight, he will be cursing himself for that

>implying marshman isn't an absolute can

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Friendly reminder this is marshmans hobby..

His main job is being an Elite soldier in the parachute regiment..

>A BATTLE OF WHALES

kek

Based heavyweight

What even is Welsh? Like where are Welsh people from?

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don't worry, Mexicans get all their shit for free someone has to go without

>Heavyweight fight at 185

based Welsh plodders

Spoken like someone who's never seen someone get their face scraped off their skull on a paved sidewalk.

marshman is my boy cause we have the same name

Good bait fellow burger

fake news, no plane can get off the ground carrying his fat ass

lmao

>elite
>wales
hmmmm

That is what I said earlier, i am not a sperg though i know the consequences of assaulting her, would she not know it was not a slap. I was thinking of just straight up pubching her in the ass cheek

He gets better as the fight goes on

stream keeps buffering now ffs
the irony is that I have BT and could be using an official stream but it doesn't have picture in picture and web streams do

you're both named faggot?

They will sue you and the funds will be automatically deducted from your paycheck, or perhaps your entire paycheck. Or they will seize your property if you have valuables.

why do i have to use deodorant?

>get papercut
>Either bleed out or go into debt for life
Land of the free furshur my guy

>Don't buy health insurance like a worthless lazy nigger
>"Le FUCK America! Where are muh free gibs!!!???"

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reminder 185 is DCs natural division

Today I learned there is a place called Cuxhaven in Germany.

get estrogen chemicals to your lymph nodes

Friendly reminder jack marshman is probably the deadliest active UFC fighter.. Not only is he top 0.1% in unarmed combat but he's also top 0.1% in armed combat.

falling asleep lads haha

no they won't lmao. they'll send you letters and calls and maybe sic a collections agency on you but they can't sue you or garnish wages. you'll get your credit dinged which doesn't even matter anymore because credit assessors don't care about medical debt

I went to the hospital once because my heart was out of rhythm because of alcohol withdrawal. I gave them a fake name, fake social security number, and told them I was homeless. The billing person kinda grilled me because she probably knew I was lying but here I am 5 years later with no medical debt

>doxxed

Welshland

>Jack Gadooshman.

glad they opened the card with 2 fat cans, really sets the tone for the night

quiet Pika

Dude he didn't fight in the UFC until 10 years into his fighting career, he was already 33; also most of his fights in pride were not against asians. Plenty of the fighters he went up against were 6' or taller. 7-6 in UFC, not the worst for somebody who was already past his prime when he entered.

you think i care? go to longo serra in NY and ask for Paul M

But lets say you get stabbed and refuse to get surgery because you do not want to pay, they can not allow you to die but they can not make you pay for something you did not agree to pay for, thst is illegal

if i swallow a bottle of pills, who wants my espn+ pw

What’s for lunch /heem/?

Why would the Jews do this? Don't they use deodorant too?

tfw phillips will blow this

there's a pub about 20 minutes from me playing this tonight

do i have time to go or will i miss much?

id rather have the pills

Not me because I don't want you to swallow any pills my fren

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They know to and how to avoid it

>marshman could have attempted to join the SAS

>he instead fights other bums in the ufc

I had Wendy's 4 for $4™

fasting till dinner

inshallah

you missed the best fights already

boring.

You'll see most of the card apart from this fight.

Get it, guys?? Whales

>drinking alcohol

Why is alcohol all that Brits have?

Felder is deadweight

phillips r1
marshman r2

prove me wrong

would rather have beers and scrap than get tortured to be part of some slave club

egg sandwich

>STAND AND BANG BRO
>nah lol
based and cerebralpilled

go this is garbage anyway

They re-break it

>win openweight gp the same year as your ufc debut
>your retarded fans have to make up that you're past it to cope with you getting heemed constantly and being a shitter
>get back on the gear and suddenly start winning again

lmao.

Getting sleepy lads :(

Enchiladas with trader Joe's green dragon sauce

A bit hungover so may start drinking again. Vodka and cranberry juice

Is felder the only man on earth besides lobov that has a good chance of beating jones?

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don't reply with more picks.

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why finish the fight when you can just lose the decision

Marshman being an absolute pussy

Gooden is deadweight

kek

>Being the sharpest tip of the spear in the military = a slave club


Yikes mate..

They choose who gets what in their stores based on population demographics

I have lots of different things

Heemcord invite please?

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Elias would 30-27 both these nerds in one night back to back

>tfw have the same flabby body as marshman

The military is actually highly selected for intelligence.

>Already forgot my picks

Got a good feeling about this one

Marshman-llow

>Kikes, mate.....

slave for them if you choose but is no virtue

are women attracted to men who dont wear deodorant?

Do all welsh people look like fat assholes?

Like because they're both kinda fat.

Beer, vodka and a turkey sandwich

marshman going to lose a bad decision because of getting walked down even though he hasn't been hit with a clean shot after getting dropped in round 1

Terrible fight

The trick to not using deodorant is to shave your armpits

depends on the pungency of your pit smell

It's obvious you're being intentionally obtuse but when you're dealing in mass scales a few black guys ending up guy is just broken eggs on the way to your world wide slave omellete

Someone laugh at my joke so I can shut the fuck up pls

ooooh, now i get it !
hahahah !

crazy how a string of just 2 bad fights can take away any and all momentum from the card
holy shit i might self heem just so there's a damn heem

Love it when women do this

Ending reminded me of that wmma fight where they screeched at each other but didn't actually throw any punch at the end of the 3rd.

Don’t do it.
I swallowed a bunch of pills & was unconscious for 3 days. Laid on my side & didn’t move the whole time, woke up with my hand swelled up like a glove balloon & had to have emergency surgery.

Hand ended up like this.

Luckily, my hand is good now, but don’t risk permanently fucking your self up or retarding yourself.

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Faggots

Both these guys fucking suck lol, they're like bellator heavyweights, the top 8 at middleweight would kill either of them

What a pathetic fight.
>Fat middleweights at 6'0"

Watch out jones, Phillips is coming

i love when fighters hug at the end....

>.

29-28 Phillips
RIP my picks

held in my shit for that tb h

Mom asked me what I was doing and I accidentally slipped up and said "watching heems with the lads".

>are women attracted to men who dont wear deodorant?

Yes, only betas feel the need to hide their manly scent.

>note: this post does NOT apply to poos or sand niggers

Who won battle of the sheepfuckers

>lets match up the 2 welsh guys hurrrrrrr

Marshman took the bogpill and that's why he won.

is this shit gonna be free?

I laughed but you are american so i hate you, i judge all of you by the bad apples here that ruin the rep of all you yanks

I flipped a coin for this fight on my picks, who won?

what a joke

Should plodding Welch bums be outlawed from fighting?

jesus fuck, good that you are well. looks like a fucking tranny surgery

Your hand? how did that happen

>phonesperg tried to permaheem himself
no shock there

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Still in it niggas

Yeah, and we're ugly, but at least we're all White. Have a look here for a realistic portrait of Wales.

maciejdakowicz.com/cardiff-after-dark/

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he doesnt know

It's the only way they could get a welshman to win a fight.

Meme fight but it was fun

What a robbery.

commentating is good 2nite

Fucking hell, hope life is better now mate

That picture looks like what a trannys "vagina" looks like after they dock their dick off

HAHAHAHAHHA RIP TO ALL THE PHILIPS PREDICTION BOYS

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fight was so shit i watched it and literally don't even know who won or if that was a robbery

>that voice
yikes...

what language is he speaking

>my piks are still ok
BASED JUDGES

I could heem every brit with 1 punch

What a shit decision, faggot was running the whole time

youre not wrong senpai

good thing phillips didnt go for the finish, what a fucking idiot piece of shit

Blue floral dress on the left would get it hard.

So would the barefoot chubster in black if I'm being honest

>run the whole fight
>win

>don't finish your opponent when you can because muh honor meme or whatever
>lose the match
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

y nuevo

new bred?

Objectively, he won his debut fight in the UFC the same year he won the grand prix. The open weight thing is just a special tournament anyway, not like he held the heavyweight belt in pride. His overall record is good, great even, 38-11, and 26-8. 77% winrate in MMA. The worst thing on his record is getting knocked out 3 times in a row when he was 36-37 toward the end of his time in the UFC. He brought the world some great fights, that's why people like him, and his overall performance has been good, even if his UFC performance was not amazing.

Nah you couldn't bitch tits I would rock your body with big nasty hooks, you would be shitting blood out your ass

>jimi manuwa enjoying the fight
not sure about that pal

>If you lay on your side then your hand will turn into a vagina
Yeah for sure bud sounds legit lol

Marshman did and the majority of us picked him

Thanks
Life is great now, glad I was too tough to perma-heem.

It gets better lads.

her mate is another girl, and a guy or a "gay guy that stays in the room whilst she changes and physically flirt/touch each other in a banterish way"... right?

phillips

damn its over for roberts again

It wouldn't be hard. Drunk sluts will fuck anyone.

what's your drink tonight heem?

Thanks.

Whatever, at least in the US you can go out and have a drink at a bar without getting glassed in the face and stabbed by some small-dicked, crooked-tooth pasty criminal.

For sure, my guy. Permaheemed deleted Schaub, flushed, my boy.

they set roberts up to lose in front of his countrymen. they must see something in sivla

Gooden is so FUCKING annoying

>It's a jiu jitsu episode

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Some cheap ass Chardonnay. I’m just trying to get comfy and cuddle

Most of the SAS is made up of Welsh and Scots bro

did you atleast throw on some homeless clothes or rub shit in ur hair?

Im blasting insane farts

wholesome

When i fuck I looooove it when the fem has some bo, makes me rock hard

bisping bless