Is handegg the ultimate Chad sport...

Is handegg the ultimate Chad sport? Even if it doesn’t take insane cardio like 0-0ball you can’t deny that 99% of the women of the world would rather get pounded by Tom Brady, Gronk or pic related than the balding manlets with rotting teeth that populate professional divegrass teams. Sure I guess they can run longer but most of their wives are disgusting looking. Plus the best divegrass player in the world is a legit admitted rapist of women. Nuff said.

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Messi has never raped anyone except Real Madrid

no one cares with fatniggerball

yes yes yes you have a blacked fetish like most yanks

yawn

Kek, that's literally wrong.
Women are literally biologically programmed to be sexually attracted to football/"soccer" players

time.com/2950943/a-scientific-explanation-for-our-obsession-with-sexy-soccer-players/

Only American 'males' are somehow obsessed with handegg players.
Your women get wet for real football players.

white American women are statistically not attracted to soccer players (African men) to any meaningful degree though

Aren’t all the worlds best faggotball players black though? That French World Cup team was like 99% African just like the percentage of men your mom fucked, british faggot

Wrong and wrong.

First of all, your women are obsessed with "soccer" players.

>This isn’t your average love affair with the athlete of the moment. It’s a full fledged crush. In the graph below, you can see that Americans have searched “hottest soccer players” more in the past 12 months than they have searched for “hottest football players,” even though the viewership for American football dwarfs that of soccer. (Queries have obviously spiked in the past month during the World Cup which has gotten unprecedented attention in the U.S. this year.) Search terms “hottest basketball players,” “hottest baseball players” and “hottest hockey players” had so little traffic in the U.S. that they didn’t even show up on the chart.

And most "soccer" players are white, followed by Latino and only then black.

Blacks dobdominate handegg on the other hand though, the sport American "males" are obsessed with.
Really makes you think.

is that a lesbian?

Because women know what football players is the hottest. They don't have to google them up like they do povertyball players

Football is honestly so much cooler than soccer. It’s so iconic and recognizable all over the world despite nobody else besides Americans knowing how to play it. The bad guys in the Road Warrior wore football pads lmao.

It’s an absolutely based sport and will always be number one in my heart.

>being proud that some strangers are getting laid more than them
why do americans do this? is cuckoldry rooted into their brain?

retarded american as always, divegrass players make way more money than roided up Jamals taht is why bitches would rather get pounded by divegrass players, also divegrass players have access to higher class shit like monaco and all of europes top shit that Jamals can only dream about

>this tranny is considered Chad in the US

The only thing that walking Petri dishes raped was his own raisin balls after all those steroids and hormones

Why do people give a shit? You don't even play the sport, you just watch it while being a lardass yourself

not really. football is a multiracial sport, it's not dominated by blacks like your "sports".

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>Lardcollide
>Chad Sport

lol

Yeah im sure Tom Brady couldn't afford to go otherwise

Fucking retard

obv things will be different in Eurostan but the biggest white chads (in terms of how much pussy they get and the quality of it) are football/baseball/basketball hockey players. the term for chicks who are sluts for athletes here is a "jersey chaser" and I can assure you that chicks like that are about really big and strong dudes, not skinny soccer players

>mfw I'm the one searching for worlds hottest soccer players" because I am a power bottom in search of a cute little twink

posting about the mexican football league in any thread related to handegg

you seriously believe there is reporters and random strangers on bradys own yacht, does brady even own a yacht

ronaldo literally has the perfect physique to get women you incel. women don't like overly big roid monsters.

>american
>obsessed with how alpha other guys are
Absolute cuckold mentality, this.

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I don't know but T-Law is will be the real GOAT this sport needs
has the looks the skill and leadership can't wait to see him play in Dallas or New England replacing Tom Brady

mida brady sulle tegi?

>is will
lmao but yeah Tlaw is a goat prospect