Official UFC Fight Night (or Morning) London

god i hate californians

How can you have the word 'can' in your name and ever hope to have success as a fighter?

cringe

She gives me the same closet freak vibe I get from Sarah Kaufman

>wmma

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I wish I could smoke weed

>that british loser's thread fails AGAIN
Name a more JUSTed poster.

Just give her a chance to be a warrior bro.

based

well she is fighting Priscilla Canchoeira

Molly has some beefy arms

Tonight's WMMA main event

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Daily reminder:

Your opinion = WGAF

Molly looks like one of those bare knuckle boxer guys that makes a video where you cant understand anything she says

obsessed

they banging

light spice

oh yeah those pillow punches are brutal. imagine training striking for 20 years and being that weak.

this is some of the sloppiest slowest trash

McCann is going to get knocked out while flailing.

Can you take her in a fight?

mccann is already gassed lol

>brazilian
>head movement

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Priscilla has realized the Gaethje method goes further in wmma

So this is the power of WMMA

the dern poster. nothing can top that flushing.

yeah it is sloppy, I genuinely hate low level fights in the UFC
Not sure why I watch prelims every week with that said kek

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Why is Jess so cute, bros?

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karolina made it to a title fight

imagine what cachoira's arm smells like right now

cmon, throw in the tampon already

10-8 McCann

The fact that she's actually cute is unironically wild

unironically a fun fight.

This might be the worst fight of all time

anyone with tattoos is mentally damaged. she's good looking for a 30 year old woman though

Imagine actually being taken down by that attempt, first of all

>getting dabbed on by McCAN

this is embarrassing to watch

the fact im watching this makes me question my life choices up to this point

Priscilla's UFC career has been pure suffering

My extremely technical analysis of the fight so far is molly has a nice bunda and I want to sniff her brapps

any ps4 bros wanna bang it out after the fights?

I want her to heem me with an upkick

at least its not boring

Bretty good fight, spicy roller even though it's sloppy

Cachoeira might be the worst fighter i have ever seen

VALENTINA EXPOSED

women's mma has come a long way since ronda left!!!

Fighting style: "Former" Crack Head

This is what JJ would look like if she never got into cutting weight

Cazzie

Just fucking stop WMMA or make it a true freak show with big fat bitches

this is very low level but i expected it desu so it's not really frustrating me
125 is completely shallow

Cachoeira moves like a robot and punches like shes in cement

125 was a mistake. Should be 120, 130 and 140. This division is shit.

Kimbo/Dada as unironically a better fight than this

The fight is fun stop complaining

You called

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>he doesn't enjoy this kino wmma fight

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she was an alcoholic for 15 years lol

joanna? no way look at her twin sister

When female fighters dream, do you think they throw combinations?

>tfw you punch yourself out because your opponent is such a can

They have nightmares about parental neglect

Women were a mistake

numbers don't lie

How? How was Lewis vs Ngannou better than this?

Miss me, /heem/?

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what fookin difference would that make

20-17 McCann

i-i-its at least a banger right boys?

*throws a sloppy slow overhand

There is nothing worse than a fight where neither of the fighters have the punching power or the technical skill to finish the fight
The head kick is right fucking there

>what is a jab
>what is head movement
This is Stefan Struve tier

>getting memed on by Maisie Williams

Priscilla earning that 12k

You'd have three divisions but without the ridiculous 115lb cut and without the 20lb gap between divisions we used to have.

lol they thought the fight was over after round 2, total exhaustion

Sloppy fights like this make me think I could be a fighter

Fun fight desu

Joanna has a 10/10 body

Could you carry Cachoeira to 5 rounds? I don't know if I could.

EYE HEEM

I just imagine her non weight cut face on her sisters body

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You know what the thing is though
The matchmakers saw this Priscilla chick fight, and unironically decided to put her against Valentina. As if that was a good matchup.

This
I could unironically get up off the couch and walk in there with zero BJJ training and sub both these bums

125 Joanna is such an upgrade.

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Cachoeira has a face like a postman.

lol whered her eye go

If i trained for a year i'd be champ

how are Brass Knuckles products? I've been wanting to try some but it's hard for me to justify those prices when I can buy a gram of Gelato for $5

McCann is fugged

She's taking the zombie thing too literally. So fucking slow.

Cachoeira flushed Mccans career

ebin

DONE UPDATING

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Good doctor, let her get that orbital totally smashed in

FUCKING BASED AHAHAHAHA

absolutely based

the JUSTBLEED era is back

>walks towards her opponent hands down with no head movement
>throws overhands randomly
I don't know which strategy is the most retarded

Mccan won the fight but Cachoeira won the war

i just fapped

fight would have been stopped if this wasnt da UK

>FAKE GLOVE TOUCH INSTANT KARMA COMPILATION #2

The German Tcity loser is at these fights right now. That's why there hasn't been spam on here.

lmao

R1: McCann 10-8
R2: McCann 10-9
R3: 10-7 Cachoeira
27-27 draw

MY EYES!

fucking disgusting hue

Little excessive there, Molly

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what happened I went away?

>It's a heem pretends the fight was bad because wmma episode
Every single time. Stay miserable.

McCann lost the last two rounds

Dirty ass bitch

rd 3 wasn't even 10-8 knucklehead

>R3: 10-7 Cachoeira
fucking aussies

Lmao I actually liked that middle finger at the end, well deserved and it was a decent fight desu

Based Brazilian
Fucking hate the fighter that are absolute dogshit in every aspect but will try and hype the crowd up and taunt the other fighter
Absolute worst type

lol brazilian should have engaged grappling then started to put fingers on her face, easy stoppage

>10-7 Cachoeira

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This women has 0 knockout power. I could fight both this bitches.

>broadcast goes into McCann vision for a moment

Very immersive.

>go blind
>win fight
How did mccann win again?

Lol

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>Muh pride
I hate fights who just scream

lmao

You're a virgin, aren't you?

TRANSLATOR PLEASE

she won round 2 easy

based

so is espn just cutting the volume for cussing?

There's that british charm

Holy fuck. Is there anyone that likes british accent?

What the fuck language was that

she lost the 3rd. Not the 2nd.

based ESPN production value

Obsessed

get this bitch off the mike

Imagine struggling against someone that terrible. Should both retire tonight.

cringe. How can you be proud of this shit? both are to weak and unskilled to actually finish eachother or significantly hurt eachother

Stay mad cucks

Cachy delivered a fight ending injury, the doctor should have stopped it if he wasn't biased by national pride.

scouse la

they blurred my screen, what link you watching?

Based and Protectyourselfatalltimespilled

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By winning round 1 and 2 and having a based doctor look at her destroyed eye

Hang on, why did the ref step in?

By winning the first 2 rounds obviously.

you're a bum, dad

After that orbital fracture she'll never be the same

>AHHHYEEE WEE DA FAWKIN HAAHDEST SITTEE IN DA WUUHLD AM PRAHD TOOV WUNNIT FRUZ
>career ends due to blindness
Sasuga scouser

This broadcast is fucking terrible.

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Sounded like they cut the mic but not the loudspeakers, dunno

That's Anglish, it's on the English branch surprisingly, along with Welsh, Scottish, Irish, Aussie, Kiwi and Southern American; basically all the retards are on the same branch of language together

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I think his stepping in was a mistake.

reminds me of when bisping "won" against henderson

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It was scouse you retard

Was the beginning of the end for Rory

McCan got her eye fucked up

Till
Edwards
Reyes
Wood
Roberts
Marshman

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yeah maybe

based

Ufc fight pass, no censoring and no ad breaks which is pretty nice

what a nigger move

also based

This is a hard fight to call.
I got Henry

I'm happy it's not just me, how can they fucking communicate over there?

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>get outpointed 3 out of 5 rounds
>fail to KO Bisping
>expect to win

I love Dan but he didn't win that fight.

unbunch your panties, it was a Spanglish joke

Anyone getting stuttering problems again with espn+?

I have the highest tier of internet at Spectrum and STILL get constant freezing and stuttering with ESPN+ on my ps4 and on the web browser

By far the worst streaming service I've paid for

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Reminder that the brazilian won that fight and it should've been stopped after the doctor first checked her eye
Now she will have to retire for eating a massive knee in that already heemed eye. Retarded doctor

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

Fuck Hawaii, place is an absolute shithole

The Elephant Man line did make me laugh, fair play.

Hey woah man we gedddit we geddddit my man you're not racist woah I mean we geeeeeddit b, hunner persent homeboy.

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AAYYYYY LMAOOOOOO

till
nelson
reyes
quinonez
silva
marshman

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What was Hendo ranked at the time?

British passive skill

Go to rehab, pot addict.

sounds like your stream is being monitored, sorry

15

prime schaub with the goat hairline

11th I think.

Yeah, and they blurred the screen for a middle finger I think. Really tired of missing out on things because of cable tv/sponsors/commercials and having to hop channels and mediums to watch a whole card prelims to main. Why mess around with all that when you can watch an uncensored singular stream for free?

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Is it me or does Danny Henry look just like Dan Hooker

I'am almost sure i made that flag on my kindergarten school work

Dan Ige, Julio Arce, and Sheyman Moraes are all the same guy and I don't give a fuck about them

If you get a chance would you mind grabbing some of the grappling stuff from the second half of r1?

Ige bout to heem this lanklet

Why are Brits cheering for a Scot? That's like an American crowd cheering for a Mexican or a Canadian.

this

Lol the balding skirt wearing sweaty sock got btfo.

Sup lads, got stuck in traffic going to pick up my taco bell. Glad to be at this comfy non-cazzie card. What did I miss from the first two fights?

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HEEM SUBBY

whats up with Henry's hairline

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Nice

Will lanklets ever learn?

He looks like a retarded version of Hooker &/or a skinny Matt Hamill

I bet she embarrasses dudes in the sack

TAPPY

BTFO BRITBONGS LMAO

Thicc

Gadooshed

tall fucks btfo

how will hairlets ever recover

Night and day difference between MMA and WMMA there lol
English cucks btfo

BALDING

BRIT

KEK

lol get shrekt

>UK """""""""""""""fighters""""""""""""""""""

getting tapped my manlets, sad

wake me up when the next wmma fight's on. these men just simply cannot fight... tapping in the first round? what a joke. much prefer the physical chess matches displayed by female fighters.

Daaaamn

Based Ige, I know I should be rooting for Henry but I like Dan and he's been looking dominant

Is Henry cutting too much? rocked so early

Get out of my country u paki

When I think "bad ass fighter" I think "asian woman"

>have completely JUSTed hair
>lose in the first round
Every single time. If you aren't Norwood 0, don't even think about trying MMA.

Ige is not joke, surprised the betting lines for this fight were so close.

SCATLAND BTFO. When will they learn they can't fucking fight?

Sooound of silence

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based

How will Scotcucks ever recover?

Scots have no heart.

Gamebred
Edwards
Volkan
Jose
Roberts
Marshman

>English cucks btfo

Dude is Scottish.

Can't golf, can't play tennis, and can't fight
What CAN Scotland do!?

>thoughts and prayers
Based but also a bit cringe

Based Dan Ige, very good lad

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

You are all the same

ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH
WERE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW

based Ige. nice bloke

be unemployed, and scotch

Gotta pay respects to the victims of wh*Toid violence

kek

Lose wars and remain bitter about it for hundreds of years? Elect sexual predators named after fish?

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Only the tan brits are getting W's

>for everyone that experienced this tragedy
If they experienced it, then they're dead and can't hear you, you dumb coconut nigger

THE SCUM OF THE FUCKIN EARTH

Religion of peace are the innocent victims of evil white man

How can one proclaim their racial pride while claming at the same time that race doesn't matter

Colin Heron is the bloke who bullies me in the pub

Vote no

Things will pick up after Brexit, lad. You're welcome.

you can be proud of who you are without it factoring into every aspect of your life

There were 300 in the mosque and 50 died.

>wmma winner was a pale fuck

good answer

part 1

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Unless you're white, in which case your culture doesn't matter and trying to preserve it makes you a nazi.

>wmma
>mattering

They need to put a one night pasty fridgemode WMMA tournament together. McCann, Ladd, Kaufman, Evinger, etc.

Fuck all you shite bags

where is the link?

part 2

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CRINGE

How many bongs until Conor's fight?

>Anyone getting stuttering problems again with espn+?
Yes. On PS4 Pro via ethernet.

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

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>you can be proud of who you are...
who can? Not me, my people are the scourge of the earth

Thanks man, appreciate it

>BispKING having to push McCann this hard
feel bad for him

friendly reminder that our Ladd is fighting May 18 in upstate NY

Ladd isn't a fridge you idiot

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9,274.5

Part 3

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AHAHAHAHAHAAH WTF THEY'RE CALLING MCCANN VS PRISCILLA FIGHT OF THE NIGHT?

BISPING IS DEFENDING THIS TOO
HOLY SHIT RESPECT LOSS

SCREW ESPN

this, corporate bisping sucks

Is Mike drunk?

Hope Gunnar gets sparked again, dude is a can crusher who cries everytime he loses.

What time main card start

>fight of the night

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Obviously

and finally part 4

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>WMMA
>FOTN

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On FOX he'd call out shit fights just fine, can't believe he's saying this shit

Bisping just promised to give those front holes $100k. I hope they sue him to collect.

why isnt Leon getting the attention he deserves?

uk accent is kind of annoying desu

See
Livestream for the people that need it
ripple.is/mma/8552-ufc-fight-night-till-vs-masvidal

Cause he's whiny fuck

it's just Dan Hardy

safarov repping my hair

Well whatever she is I wanna nut on her forehead while her dogs poop in the woods

reminder this brit commentator faggot admits he doesn't even watch UFC

cant sue for a promise unless its an equalish exchange

>european cards

I am giving Leon lots of attention. I masturbated last night to the thought of shoving my prick down his throat.

Awesome, thanks. Part 3 felt pretty close watching live

Streams are dead, is ESPN+ worth it?

?

Safarov a recipient of the gentlest TKO of all time

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Look

no, you have the wrong streams mine is flawless

Imagine having to ask if a $5 service is "worth it"

I'm getting there

>mine is flawless
If you call 30 seconds behind the live broadcast flawless, ok

the brit commentator faggot was on Unfiltered podcast, they asked his opinion about last weekend's fights, he said sorry he doesnt watch unless he's working the event

look at the top of his head

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holy shit

Downloaded acestream. How do I use it to watch heems?

>all the free streams are down

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>publicly admitting you listen to unfiltered

>Just off to get a new eye. Catch yas outside how bout datttttt

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Link it for daddy?

LHW such a wasteland the winner of this will fight Jones next

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are you serious
imma need to catch that
John Gooden? wew

>throw punches and do "hold me back, dana" shit at the weigh ins
>touch gloves after the bell
Gay as fuck

You need to be using a VPN with it because it leaks your IP. UFC can fuck you for watching.

literally just grabbed the fence five or six times

>hold the cage 3 times
>get warned twice
>ref still doesn't take a point or ask if he even understands english.

>uk accent
Fucking mutt

>You need to be using a VPN with it because it leaks your IP.
Lets pretend I'm semi-retarded and have no idea what any of that is, give me the rundown on this "VPN" in relation to this "IP"

Take the fucking point.

Based Gooden acknowledging how watered down UFC cards are

Cringe

TAKE A POINT, LEON!!!!!!

>subhuman from dagestan doesn't obey the rules and gets emotional

hahahahahahahah

absolute cuck of a ref. Just DQ him.

REKT

this ref kek

mma.streamcartel.org/1.html?ch1

this is madness, who is this guy

literally just tuned in

lol this guys a piece of shit heem this fucking dunecoon

Based Safarov
Fuck the rules

Why are the english the scum of the earth ?

HAHAHAHAA this nigger just holds the cage after every warning he doesn't care

we need people like this so the rules finally start actually getting enforced. Any webm of the elbow after breakup? missed it to shitpost

Felder absolutely blowing the fuck out this dagestani dog

neggy still getting fucked up

Can't take the jungle out of the lion baby

Truly /ourguy/
Real life doesn't have refs

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Conor did this shit against Khabib
keep derogatory comments out of /heem/

>I hope he doesn't get...
HEEMED, just say it Felder

imagine if he has to interview him kek

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he's trying to go for the DQ win next round, this is a chess match

guys he had part of his brain shaved off when he was a kid ok

That was a slick move, I had higher hopes for Pedro

What a cheating fuck. He should've been disqualified for that elbow after the ref broke them up

get rid of the cage, going out of bounds is a DQ

if that was my hairline i'd be a dirty fighter too

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why would he? that's hardy's job

dirty af
based Australia bro, if you ain't cheating you ain't trying

what is this a succ for ants?

I'm betting eyepoke next

If its a decision win I doubt he'll get an interview, and if he does itll be Hardy.

BRENDAN SCHAAAAAAAUUUUUBBBBBBB

wtf was the ref doing there? almost stops it, gets in between fighter and the cage, actually holds the guy up for awhile, steps out of the way and let's it continue, wtf Leon Roberts?

Small LHWs

The first rule of fight club is, there are no rules.

>opponent loses a point after 4 warnings
>let him punch you for two rounds then sprint at him after you get rocked
has an iq this high ever been measured?

>i swear to god you grab the cage 30 to 40 more times i'm gonna be pissed

>ref is doing a great job

felder confirmed CTE

leon should stand them up

>keeps doing it even after taking a point
>ref doesn't take another point,still just warning him

Fire all mma refs and start a proper training program, they're all dogshit.

Didn't want to take away the sub attempt, the second he lost it he tried to stop it.

i grab the fence in training all the time and no one says a fucking word lmao i'm a don

we need MORE cheaters in the UFC
When every other nigger is doing it they'll finally address it

ref is absolute shit. LITERALLY 10 fence grabs I mean holy shit. 1 point for 10 GRABS. At this point why don't fighters just cheat

Safarov is the man to defeat Jon

we need a group of dwarfs on the other side of the fence pushing the fights hands out of the fence

>hardy was abused as a child

excuse my complete lack of surprise

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Why are they wooing?

Joe Duffy is the (4th to) last guy to beat Conor Mcgregor.

Why are the english smug spineless cunts ?

in many ways negreanu won

wew

At this point Diego Sanchez would beat Conor McGregor.

I hope when the commericials end the fight is getting waved off cause that dude's face is fucked

It’s a reference to this famous Schaub skit
youtu.be/CZ9wyHotv4U
youtu.be/CZ9wyHotv4U
youtu.be/CZ9wyHotv4U

BLOOD GOD REF

Lads I bought a new computer chair that does not have a recline function, I want to kill myself

Business idea: coat the fence in chicken grease to make it impossible to grab

Big if true

why doesnt this dumb romanian poke him in the eye or hit him in the dick? hes terrible

fighters do cheat. All the time. No consequences at all.

UFC truly is real pro wrestling.

HOLY FUCK THAT EYE

for sure my man

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I watch the fights on a big comfy couch

They're both grabbing the fence so who cares

Eye heems tonight

We need an electric fence, every fight would just be a sumo match

this dude's working on a hominick hematoma

Best fight so far. Safarov wins by cheating

>the absolute state of mma corners

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mans turning asian

I feel like no one is actually checking the view counts after this shit gets posted here

No it isn't you faggot

>cheat over 10 times
>win

Is this the only sport where refs are impotent pussies?

has any org tried plexiglass walls like in the gorilla exhibits?

except he cant beat 200nl online

UFC/ESPN have definitely got in Felder/Hardy's ear and told them to stop the negativity despite the blatant cheating
they're pretending he wasn't doing the same shit in Round 2

im assuming you watch "football" and know refs are shit in every sport

thankless job all around

Why do the english shit on everything ?

Football

I poor though, i have a double monitor set up and no tv, i fell for the nintendo switch and high end graphics card meme instead of getting a comfy big tv

this he's gonna lose 29-27 anyway

is this a joke? he regularly crushes 5knl

Unironically football.

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i always heard the reason they wouldnt do that is it gets coated in sweat and vaseline and wouldnt stay transparent very long

have the ring girls squeegee it

Hell be fine

FLAT EARTHERS BTFO

Felder confirmed flat earther

I respect your honesty. I hope you get that reclining computer chair of your dreams someday, user.

is this fight fixed lads?
i can't understand the ignored fouls and the commentary ignoring it after Round 1 too

ad hom =/= argumentation

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Oh I for sure disagree

It's pretty bad. But what can you really tell a guy when he's losing so bad?

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>have the ring girls squeegee it
No make the loser of the fight do it

I feel like flat earth is bought up at least once in the last 3 or 4 ufc shows

based and flatpilled

Is it even worth it to get a big tv if costs less than £250 lads

>he hasn't looked into it

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Scotty Nguyen is better

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they did point it out in round 2 though, how many more times could they have pointed it out? blame the dogshit ref

R1: 9-9
R2: 10-9 Safarov
R3: 10-8 Safarov
29-26 Safarov

>que sera sera

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Could go either way

>helping your opponent up after you cheated 5+ times

wrong

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I meant they should save their fighters from getting further damage. This dude was outclassed and his face is fucked

They should just do it on a soccer field like Rogan suggests.

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>face a small amount of adversity in a cage fight

"JUST GIVE UP" -Paul "Gaping Cuck" Felder

FUUUUUUUUUCK why does my new computer chair not fucking recline, what am I supposed to do with an upright computer chair you kike merchant bastards

Balding cave nigger will get cut anyway for being a shitter who cheats.

Why do the english think they are superior to everyone ?

Dern-esque in his humility, Joe

>continually grabs the fence
>wins
Based and heempilled

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Fuck he looks like Weidman now

Teo 10-8 rounds, wew lad

you positive there's not a lever on the other side from the lift or a pin that slides in and out?

Yes. Check this video of the $250 most popular tv on amazon

youtube.com/watch?v=zG1D90UefzM

saparov wins but gets cut from ufc, welp

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lmao

Try pulling the lever on the underside outwards.

Ahhh yes, Diakiese. My favorite British fighter. Hope the hometown boy gets it done

dude looks like a pedophile with that joke of a hair

based Duffy comin thru. hope his chin holds up

kek

You taking about the man who fought Perry with a broken arm and fought Vick with a punctured lung. He'd clatter you with the first jab.

i'm sorry for you man, soundsbad

Anybody that has ever had an empire thinks they are superior

Exactly my thoughts. Nothing to lose at that point. Once your hair goes, it's OVER.

rest in pieces

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Didn't realise Diakiese was on a 3 fight skid

Literally costs £320

If these goofs fixed the gloves to prevent eye pokes it would prevent fence grabbing too.

lucky, mine only reclines and it is fucking my neck up

doesn't matter, he's ginger lmao

Why don't you just take it back?

>20seconds to go from the end of an epic fight, but a dude won last 2 rounds.
>start running away
>win
yeah no

Not having a soul makes him harder to heem.

People like Charles Darwin, James Watson, Richard Dawkins, etc. are the master race.

ive been to europe a bunch and it seems like you guys dont care about big TVs in your main room

here it's like 55" or bust

You are more triggered by his hair than he is you sad cunt

56 minutes of shitposting until the S-level shitposting

Brush up on your cardio bud, fights are multidimensional

It doesn't, back of the chair and seat screws into the arm rest

Irishchads unite
Let's heem the englishcucks

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he got btfo by perry and a gift decision vs vick because he's a massive vag

The Diakese meme ends now

Ultimate meme fight

How many years ago was that now ?

Wtf you have both options, you can be comfy reclined or fate worse than death upright shitshow
So much effort, i got it from Wowcher who purposefully take 12 days to issue refund

Diakiese is a turbo-leglet

whyte boi finna get blacksploded on

lets go duffy

pulling for duffy here

Hopefully.

No surrender you dirty taig

Fuck the english scum

it ended a long time ago

When Duffy BTFOs Marc you will give the counties back

the 'groid is gonna knock the Irish guy back to his potato farm

>zero pop for this based british man
why?

What went wrong with Disease? Is he one of the eternal prospects?

>Congolese representing England

no i dont every time my back touches it it reclinesso when im trying to use the keyboard or something i have to be craning my neck up from the recline position

Darwin would consider this black on black

Red headed nigger is getting choked unconscious

they are assuming hes american

would be very surprised if Duffy loses this

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Gonna crack a beer after this fight

older fighter is 3-0 tonight, about to be 4-0

zoomers rekt

Sounds comfy also
>based lanklet thicc boi btfo chair suspension

Duffy will get heemed easy money

How will Zoomlets ever recover?

Uhh what happened to tan dan?

Lost his gains

Lets go Duffy

slave vs slave

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Striking only no clinching or grappling Prime floyd knocks out Mcgregor, thoughts?

Uhhhhhh finna bouta be a “no” from me, chieftain

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im in england and i havent seen a single white person

black brits are better than ours unironically

they still chimp out but they don’t rape as much

Fuck off casual

cringe

Leave your bathroom

Almost heemed him with a sprawl lmao

that airhorn is peak comedy

does the till fight start at 9 bong or is that just the main card start

FLARRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRP

are hemmeroids just buttholes with hematomas?

Welcome to england. The cuck capital of the world

Whites are a minority in London and expected to be 56% of the British population by 2060.

wtf Duffy

just getting what they deserve

>wanting to talk to people

This fucking guy

Y Nuevo (New)

BASED

That's one shitty fight

English are natural cucks. They are the downfall of the UK

Is this the worst commentary team ever?

>stood up
Absolute fucking joke
Biased ref

I wish I could have a pint with Paul Felder lads

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>nigger
>representing england
Typical

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main event starts in 40bings

sick of this Samsung commercial every break

What a pussy hahaha

the 'groid won. why he crying?

Kicks a guys ass for three straight rounds, is happy about it

>pussy

The girl who was fighting before did the same thing. she didnt cry like a man child on tv in front of thousands hahahah

>a girl did the thing differently so he is a pussy

Hey, you catch on quick. i guess all americans arent stupid cunts.

Literally making the arguments of an 10 year old.about men who beat the shit out of each other for a living.

Allen is clean, hes gonna go places

Its weird. Hes nothing like his father GG

You are about to witness the real UK master race.

If I was gay I'd let Marshman tear me up

P4P worst body in UFC