/hoc/

looks like amy schumer

Sharks will be your 2019 Stanley steamer champions

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san jose v toronto finals this year will go down as the greatest stanley cup final to ever be played. it will be the first time in NHL history that an 8th game is required.

>Burger King onion rings

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>Spring is coming

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Never answered you last thread. This is the first time I have ever seen an SDHL game be available to watch online for free. I think they did it because a good chunk of players on each team aren't swedish and they want to make it easier for people in north America and Finland to watch.

Let's see.

>Sr Ducc, will the sharks loose in first round?
>

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Yeah nah

Anybody want me to suck their dick?

SHORKS BTFO

Wierd how she went from young upstart in 2010 to limited role player in 2018. If Canada wasn't going to play her much they should have brought 13 forwards and 7 D.

Please die thank you

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just awoke

I guess it makes sense, seeing that the link was to the state television's news site, and not their streaming service

Based and patrician

Cool. Just wanted to be sure though

Hey, she did score in the gold medal game

GO LEAFS GO

You don’t scare me.

had a bad work week

Surprising, Normally the THIRTEEN cups can make people a bit unnerved.

I think so. She scored Canadas first. She crashed the net and tipped a saucer pass. She wasn't utilized much throughout the tourney. Canada had probably the worst bench management I have ever seen out of an Olympic team

Don't care

Oops I though you wrote "did she" instead of she did.

It seemed like only the top line and fourth line with Stacey and Nurse really clicked.

Business idea: ban dykepuck discussion

Business idea: ban discussion

bruh look at this dood uhju uhju wait till you see the f- uhhujuJUJUJUUU NO NO NO NO ohhhHOHOo ohh uhhuhhuhh EATJAHWQUIEHQWIUOHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA AAA LOOK AT THE YEAR OF THE CUP WINS HEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAAA LOOK AT THOSE TEAM NAMES HASJHJDHWRUI

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Yeah. I had a look at the official gamesheets and there were games where the top 2 lines played a ton and Spooner's and Stacey's line were only played like 13 minutes and 7 minutes respectively. I dont care if you are a 3rd or 4th line, players like Spooner, Nurse and Stacey cant be effective unless they get icetime. Even against the Americans in prelim game, they flat out refused to roll 4 lines and ended up exhausting the top 2. Even worse was Fortino and Larocque having to play 25 minutes because they brought 2 defenders who couldn't skate with anyone.

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

I promise I am finished for now

Business idea: ban (You).

based

see:
next

is it /hawk/, /aych oh cee/? for me actually, it’s /hoach/.

I pronounce it hawk

For me it's the yotes and flams in round 1
Also fuck the mods and jannies of spee

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this lad knows where its at
we may allow beavers to nest in thread, but as a bird of prey /hoc/ can always server the tie with that rodent

Same

>Bob Cole and Cassie team up tonight
Based and 2002pilled

Rude
>desu

LOVE VASY
FUCK JANNIES

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Post your height, belt and scared status
>6’1”
>snow
>not even a little bit

>6’
>SUN
>lmao

That's not true though

>six superteams
AHAHAHAHAHA *WHEEZE* *SNORT* I'M DYING AAAAAAA
chicago literally almost fucking folded

If coach had put my line out to start overtime I’d be in the NHL right now.

Blues game starts in half an hour and we can't get a confirmed goalie, what the fuck

>being mad
>at ducks

Threadly reminder: Matthew Tkachuk recognizes Backlund's great pass even though it is his 5th point and doesn't make a great deal of it.

Bustjew skates away doing a egomaniacal gesture and doesn't give a fuck that Twinklander made a incredible pass.

>5'10
>real snow
>not at all

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incredibly shameful

Dumb broad gave me sugma the other night. Wear condoms lads.

6'5
Snow
Only of melanoma

my parents are fighting

you must be 18+ to post on 4channel

Shut the fuck up incel

>implying three quarters of this general isn't 25+ and living with their parents

added incel to my filter lads

well some of us have had real life experiences

>incel
based purple haired user

What is this fucking duck thing all about

Sure but you aren't one of us

only shit games tonight

hell I used to be you

>being a Laffer

yes, but good games early

>178cm
>black
>nothing

MY team plays at 1:00
fuck you gary ive got shit to do today

No you don't

Join me aland. The more of us that post it the more btfo this one nigger of a jannie or mod gets
We had a good /hoc/ thread with it as the OP last night and a useless mod deleted it for literally no reason. So fuck that mod in particular and despite the fact that I've already told him how this ends he keeps trying. So to show just how weak and useless the mods of this board are I'm repeatedly posting the totally acceptable image hes trying (and failing) so hard to ban. You guys should honestly join me because this is nothing more than a mod abusing his powers and fuck him.

To the mod doing it. You're only continuing to show just how fucking useless you and your ilk are. This whole thing can end by you just simply fucking off and leaving. Or I can keep changing my IP all day and reposting this image and making you look like the useless for free took you are. Hopefully we keep this charade up long enough to draw some real attention and you lose your mod status for being a gigantic fucking faggot.

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going to mcdonalds counts as a thing

No it doesn't

Holy mother of BASED
Strong duck, will Bulju win a Conn Smythe?

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curb the autism

you first

never had any
now you

Dont ever say I didn't do anything good for /hoc/

Fuck off

imagine getting emotional over a general thread

Neat he actually stopped. Maybe all mods aren't total faggots 100% of the time.

>Oilers
>have a guy with 100 points
>top goal scorer more than double the Yotes
>Yotes are favored

How is this possible?!

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Had to make a Hotpocket run

Toppest of keks

There's nothing better than getting a big juicy burger watching Hockey then hentai.

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>jacking off while bloated
no thanks

I've seen few more based posts than this.
McMeme and DraiCantCarryMyOwnLineSaitl isn't good tea players. They only play for their own glory and price cabinet.

i play for the name on the front of my jersey not the name on the back

Damn, Lemieux is still taller than Malkin on skates

t. snowflake safespace needing incel

Imagine being an incel like kys haha

Why wouldn't he be? It's not like he's in his 70s

go knights

Yeah Mario is a 4u guy

I play for the lulz and the pussy

How can manlet Gretzky even compete

Thanks Swede fren

>Linesman calls "no no no" at the blue line in exact cadence with the Let's Go Pens honks

Fucking based

Who /leksing/ here?

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>Activate ze lymphoma

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Is there a /kill self/ general

...

literally this whole subreddit

Would Gretzky be able to get 200 points in today's league?

Murray plz. Not this tiny

>philly blew 5-2 lead against laffs

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based Oskar
Yes

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did you end up placing a bet last night?
flames/vegas won

LEEEEEEE

>184 cm
>snow
>my team won today

>get commemorated
>die

Wouldn't even break 100

No I follow the word of Jesus Christ now. Betting is degenerate I pray instead

kys dumb zoomer

>Malkin has left the game
>Punished_Geno has joined the game

B&RP

More like BR&P

scaaaaar

Has pittsburg's window closed?

naw, but its closing

How does penguin beat all the good team then get smoked at home by AHL team

Haven't you heard? The bloos are good again.

>2-5 in March

There are two Murrays. One is unirionically the most elite goalie currently playing. The other was cloned and grown in a UPMC lab in the summer of 2016 and is still learning some fundamentals.

This actually sounds correct

Are the Yotes a meme or are they legit?

Daily reminder that life of one top prospect will be ruined after next draft by shitmonton soilers, because oilers will somehow get top 3 pick

Legit, their entire team was injured for most of the year.

Matt Murray is actually 3 midgets in goalie gear

chiraq is gonna take the 8th seed

They have still been playing the best hockey in the west in March

Isn't their goalie still out? And I hear they have 4 deep lines.

Realistically, how far can the yotes go in the playoffs

Matt Murray is actually a very big midget in goalie gear

Right here but no one admits it

>best hockey in the west
>coyotes
>knights
no

Central is shit, I could easily see them upsetting the jets.

they match up alright vs the flames may make the second round
if sharks win the conference its harder to tell since >shorks

Gay and boring

If they kept Strome, they would have went all the way.

Yeah Raanta is out but Kuemper has thrown the team on his back and has been playing great

Second round maybe

Lolno, ur fuckin dum

All the way! LGY

>pongs

Well looks like I can start start working on my Steam catalogue now. Maybe read. Maybe a fap and nap

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>MURR4Y

All they way and win it.
>Beat the Jets
>Upset the Flames again
>Shorks choke again. 100% chance this happens in round 3
>Bolts choke again. 100% chance this will happen earlier though.

That's the most realistic way they'll win it all.

They'll go as far as Houston.

I saw this on HF Boards
Um, racist much?

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He played on an allstar team and in a watered down league full of shitters. Peter Stastny was better but never had the team around him to put up as many points. Mario Lemieux was also far superior and part of Gretzkys' humbleness act is because he knows Mario was always a better player than him. When Gretzky was 35, he was an average player. When Mario was 35, he was on pace for 140+ points after having numerous back injuries and cancer.

Why the fuck are we playing like dogshit to this literal trash team

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e x p o s e d

>Lames legitimately believe they're "Canada's team" come playoff time

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finna boutta go to /cric/ you lads need anything?

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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bring me back an abo tranny

stick to the brackets, cement head

2 5 dollar boxes. 2 3 layer nachos, a griller, and a large mtn dew pls

yes

Fuck mods and fuck jannies

>free game
>requires sportsnet to watching
rogers got us by the balls

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which part of "You will not post any of the following outside of Yea Forums: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography." do you not understand?

i made the post bros /cric/ should no longer be tolerated on Yea Forums

What part of fuck mods and fuck jannies did you not understand?

lol u tk him 2da bar?

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It's literally none of that and it's just 1 angry mod

just turned on the game. did murray get pulled?

consecutive numerals and yinzers come back to win

Yikes

*swoops into the league*

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McDavid will be the anti great one as he will lead the oilers to a 0-5 cup record.

Meant for

You need to go back

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McDavid will never win a cup

it explicitly states it moron
>post number GETs ("dubs")
as if being off-topic wasnt enough

It's not a GET or dubs post that would be
>dubs reveals whatever arbitrary thing j want it to reveal now spam post till someone GETS dubs

Also again fuck mods and fuck jannies and fuck you for defending them

bk has the absolute onion rings

this is why trip faggotry is abhorred now
you assholes dont want to discuss hockey, you just want attention

I hope he won't. The MuhSpeed meme needs to die.

The majority of the posts to it were hockey related. It was a good thread and this mod wants to be a nigger so fuck him. You can suck my fat cock along with ever janny all the way to hiro moot.

bunch of faggots itt

That's what I meant not only not win one but lose 5

t. queerlord

>The majority of the posts to it were hockey related.
then it devolved into divegrass faggots popping into the thread to get their epin get
the mod didnt even delete the thread just the fucking op image to stop retardation

OOOOO MARY JAAANE

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/hoc/ has been extra bad the past few days lads

>oh no 3/28 replies
Nigger go cry on twitter

Ahh yes end of season shitposting

Matthews is getting his own cereal? Wtf why?

autism

Autism meth jew

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wishin i had my own cereal lads

for me, it's raisin bran

Imagine actually defending for frees

never seen someone sperg so hard that the mods took away their little (You)s farming tactics

It was just a good fun thread m8. The only ones sporting here are you and the 1 nigger mod

Flaky Twinks?

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Kepe fighting the good fight brother

If the yotes are so good, who is their best player?

Brad Richardson?

Fuck you all.

can you translate this for me please?

Sadddd dayyy

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>Meanwhile, on bizarro /hoc/...

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Always

wtf i thought the islanders were elite

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Mackleroy and Fleetwood falling apart.

actual hockey discussion

How do the Oilers keep getting dynasty lads

im watching heem

Welcome to shooting like ass

>you will never play in an nhl game and disappoint your parents watching from nosebleeds

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Looks like the 3peat is no longer on the menu

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I can't believe Quebec City is coming back via expansion in 2021. I thought Seattle would get it for sure based purely on economical superiority. For Bettman to come out and publicly apologize while tears streamed down his face was so unexpected.

curling is on

>would have been an nhl goaler if it were not for the accident

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>pens and islanders start losing to shit teams
>have 7 and 10 quality teams left on schedule respectively
>caps and canes have 10 games against quality teams left
Holy shit >we are finishing first in the metro, aren’t >we?
>inb4 ted

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Wonder what made them stop.

Shut the fuck up ted

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The detroit arena is strangely quiet. Maybe even more quiet than a leaf's home game.

17 GAA

>Get a 1000 goal ceremony before game
>Get ribs cracked in first 20seconds
>You are your team are losing and playing horrible

Lol dream on Ted

No. But we'll squeak in just to get mauled by Tampa Bay.

1 of 2 things
They realized they were being utterly retarded or they got bored because I keep posting it over and over

this blose netminder is dabbing on the pens

Chief I dont think we can score on this kuso goalie

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t. pierre-eduard Larocque

i don't know lads, i like calgary over winnipeg in the west.

Just rewatched Pettersson's shootout goal a couple time lads.

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of course you do

>"You will not post any of the following outside of Yea Forums: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text, ....etc"
>flames
Haha suck it mods

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>calgary goaltending
wew

Vince Dunn might be a fairly good defensemen in the NHL.

and you didnt post it for us to enjoy?
webm when

can his 2014 playoffs performance ever be matched?

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nice

sweden, you've been a pretty rude customer the last couple days. please stop that.

you know remember that time Vancouver started a 19 year old goaltender against the sharks

shut the fuck up faggot.
calgary sucks
jets suck
sweden rules

I'm not rude, I was agreeing with you :(

I don't know how to do that and am hoping webm user can

Yeah, I remember that shit. Poor guy didn't even been in AHL before

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*dabs on the islets*

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I posted it last night. At work right now so you'll have to find it yourself but the filename is "absolutely based.webm".

>T0EWS

Oh youre one of those guys who are into identity hockey...

no

excuse me but you can't post flames on this board. it says so clearly in the rules so I'm going to have to ask you to delete this and leave

meet me at Dunkins on the north side. I'll fucking smack you and your fat girlfriend.

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>tfw the kitties are a meme team again

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If my favorite team is an ohl team am i a cazzy or under&

>again

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Now THIS is a GREAT post

>best in the west

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Absolutely Based.

>have a chance to go and catch a lead on the caps
>pongs getting their dicks kicked in
>oh lets just choke to the wings

Fuck this team's offense

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They have a silence game because of the Joe Louis Arena destruction

they have brown helmets because they are shitheads

brb killing self

that's the move I use in chel whenever I get a penal shot

Hey fellas. Was on vacation. Blues will win the Stanley Cup this year.

Atlantic Division Champions 15-16 season bud

jets are gonna get shot down in flames tonight

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based

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imo jets and flames will both be out by the third round

t. Bulju

>5 - 1
JUST

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i like your Foyston, but he needs color

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arent the prods remarkably worse this season?

Any caps fans here? I'm gonna kick your asses

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>6'1
>snow
>apathy

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>muh regular season

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day-drunk off of PBR, lads

Through thick and thin
Against nucks and fins
Sid grab a knife
P O N G B O I for life

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nothing special. kids on my bantam team were doing this move.

Most reddit design of all

Really starting to think we have a pittsburgh islanders series

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I can do ronaldo step overs in my over 30 rec league

the preds arent exactly known as a clutch team
can see them beating the bloos, but the jets match up is a lot tighter

good to know i wont be seeing much of your shitty anime in may

did anyone else spot that thot half assed clapping for that dudes first game. was it his girlfriend? lmao

No just a hocthot

>T-Two rings....

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And good to know the laffs wont be posting in may either

How about Hitchcock's 1000 NHL game? 9-1 loss to Redwings at home, Mason lets 3 in every period including soft dump clears. At top of the division and dive straight to the cellar after that.

>.692 sv%
Fucking brutal. Trade him against the other twink in Blues net

P O N G B O I 4 LIFE

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In terms of hockey knowledge it's HfBoards, /hoc/ and then reddit way at the bottom.

I got the script from Gary. this is how the finals will happen:

Neal series winning goal against some wildcard shitter in round 1
Neal series winning goal against his former Golden Knights in round 2
Neal series winning goal against his former Predators in round 3
Neal series winning goal against his former Penguins in the Stanley Cup finals

Flames Neal gets the Conn Smythe and becomes a Calgary legend winning the Hart trophy as well

the blues goalie is also super effective against finns

>FLAMES NEAL XD

Neal hasnt done shit for the flames though

This is approaching Laffs levels of delusion.

hes resting

Matt Murray is 6'4"

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so do the leafs destroy ottawa or is it a 6-5 barn-burner?

>HELP ME SID

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it will be a meme game

he's saving himself to be a secret weapon in the playoffs

5-1 sens in the third, leafs come back and lose in a shootout

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Spare some offense please

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and it doesn't matter what the standings are like, they will always be meme games

chris tanev done for the year now

Flames on at 11. That's what in talking about

F

do they ever show the game at the pub?

There are knowledgeable people on hfboards, there are also main board retards who post absurd crap. It seems like hockey is vulnerable to narratives telling the story on players. Maybe because alot of the stats don't say much or something

There is a pub which is starting to show Clan games and will probably show the plays offs but apart from that's it's rare to see anything but football or rugby

Who can stop our tank?

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>kovalchuk scratched
and THIS is the guy everyone fought for?

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So he's Martin gelinas then? Wow how fucking ANTIQUATED at least gelinas got traded for oh I don't know WAYNE GRETZKY

Gelinas>Neal and it's not even fucking close don't @ me because I don't give a FUCK

Literally no one. We have perfected the art of the tank with our complete inability to cover the slot and 8% pp rste.

Can the teds please miss the playoffs?

yeah, tank for the 6th overall pick lmao

rate*

I told you all at the start of the season the flames would win the play offs and you all doubted me. Now how silly do you all feel

Miiku Koivu= faggot
Patrik Laine = faggot
Saku Koivu= faggot
Aleksander Barkov = faggot

Delete this Barkov a good boy

Eat shit, fag

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Not an argument

Is there anything good on Prime Video?

The argument is that he’s a good boy and good boys can’t be gay
I just watch documentaries on YouTube lad

curb your enthusiasm, the wire, sopranos

you mean prime original movies and shows?

No, there actually isn't. Everything on there I've found on other streaming services. The only upside is prime video is free with prime shipping

>that flag
>supports the nucks

KYS

Whatever I get with Amazon prime, I keep getting emails telling me I have their video service.

been watchin the sopranos

oh the expanse is good too

well of course there is good shit m8

Red Robin keeps emailing me about onion rings so I screamed at my waitress once

cringe

Electric Dreams is good

getting $169.40 back from the government lads

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Does the blooming onion from outback count as onion rings?

No and neither do the petals at chilis

Rookie of the year is obviously the skeleton right?

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good question...

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Did you know that the laffs just paid a guy $20,000 to lift a curse he put on the team after their last cup win in '67.

money well spent

Did you know the >laffs are paying Bill Kessel to win Stanley Cups for the Penguins?

>6'3
>super sunbelt
>happy

gonna be fun night lads

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>panties
pretty evenly matched with the kings, I'd say

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Shall be at the game. Might throw some extra vitriolic posts towards caps fans when I can as >we btfo them like their scrub team deserves

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can't wait for the leafs to dab on the sens lads

>redditlab

>only SHIT teams today

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I can’t wait to trip again guys it’s going to be fun

>poo jackets offense is pretty much nonexistent to spite everything
>still meme'd on Boston last game
>tonight it's revenge time in Boston

I'm thinking 6 - 4 Boston.

wrong m8

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horrible take

That's a standard Canadian strategy, user. You're feeble brain wouldn't understand.

Well how unfortunate for you. I guess you’ll have to spend then evening twiddling your microdick instead of watching hoggey.

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hfboard cucks are sucking way too much McMeme dick. Also the Laffs and Soilers fans are absolutely delusional both on their own board and the main.

VOTE BULJUUUU

fuck bulju. so tired of that fag

5 point night incoming

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reddit

>that pettersson forsberg
that was CLEAN

i believe that is called a kent nilsson

so tired of hockey think I’ll drink myself to death instead

youtube.com/watch?v=CYx7Vxvx9G0

Even Ristolainen did it better.

i almost did that last night. woke up today and puked my guts out, fun times

why are they fighting?

umm it's called Jussi Jokinen

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but hockey is a team game. At any given time, there are 5 skaters on the ice per team. There are also other lines that play the game. The yotes are one of the best teams in the nhl. They've got Mikhail Grabbag who is one of the fastest boys that ever laced up the iron. You probably can't even conceive of the skill level of an alpha male like Olivier Eckholm Lardson. He's able to do subtle little moves that would leave a peasant like Conal Mcdorvid in a heap on the ice. Expect to see it tonight. Mcdormant rix't in t'wain by the moved of the ecklars.

T. Phoenix Coyote boi.

>>/iceboxing//
You will remain here
>for my amusement

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>>>/iceboxing/

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>Kenta Nilsson
ftfy

based. btw he was 3/4 Finnish.

>literally no one fro LA or Miami watching the game with us
Weew

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the kitties only fan is that finn that only cares about them sometimes.

6'2
rain
SPOOKED

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i thought they had fans in Quebec City??

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binlan is getting uppity

>imagine being so full of s o y you can't enjoy a good 'ol hockey fight
youtube.com/watch?v=Xbyb4mI1bYo

>Marc-Andre Fleury has allowed only 5 goals in his last 6 games.
>During that stretch he is 6-0-0 and has stopped 178-of-183 shots for a .973 save percentage.

>waiting for a break in the action to watch this
dick

>getting

why didnt you include the seventh game?

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The Ottawa Senators would like to remind you that
>laffs

hate finns
hate sunbelts
hate albortions
hate frogs
hate manitoba
hate ontario

love vancouver
love snowbelts

simple as

mainly due to the trade deadline you absolute mong.

Yeah but two of those games were against the canucks so do they really count?

t. mahmoud al-husby

stfu sweden you stupid bitch before I break your skull

W is a W

t. cai-göran bögelius or urho-pakko-pikko paskalainen

BASED

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another game was vs the ducks and two were vs dallass
but at least MAF proved that he is the only reason the flamers didnt BTFO them twice lol

>btfo
i believe the home team has won all of the flames and knights games, two of which subban played in calgary kek
>dalass
the golden knights are the only western conference team to sweep the season series against dallas

Barkov with 500iq pass on that 2nd goal.

cringe and swedepilled

this is the post

>home team always wins
>vegass is finishing third in the division
guess where know where the memes end

Based ska-punk in the BB&T Center

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nice try fag
fleury only needs to win one game in calgary, and he'll probably win both of the first two. no subban for free wins in the playoffs.

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based peed on iceland

Can some finn post that fatass lynx?

cringe
based

I'll heem you from here to next week you fucking burgerfat

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vegass is gonna struggle to get past the >shorks regardless
gary turned god mode off

Afraid to admit that I'm fearing a colossal disappointment tonight with the Leafs
Last night wasn't beautiful

>Bob Cole/ Cassie dream team tonight
>it's for the Montreal game

Fuck niggers

BASED

vegas has never really had trouble with san jose in their existence so far. blew them out once this season, and lost by a goal in the second game.

hopefully they let fleury play on monday, but they might have subban in due to the back to back. i'm imagining a loss either way, as they tend to play like shit in back to backs. regardless, i hope they can at least keep it close.

DAMNIT

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>Reminder Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator

>screenshot_bing.jpg

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Thanks Sven

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Why do they feel the need to place women in positions where they should never be?

>PA announcer
So the person that everyone already ignores at games is going to be a woman? What a huge accomplishment.

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Added some pot to those steaks I’m cooking
Yummy
Yummy
High and funny

jewish tricks to destroy the west

Based kittehs!

leafs/sens soon who is fuckin READY to watch the LEAFS blow the doors off ottawa

don't know who to cheer for in the albortion/muttitoban showdown

they're gonna make the playoffs aren't they?

The thing that alwsys pisses me off with this kind of shit is LOL DUDE VAGINA Like seriously why the fuck does it matter if the person has a dick or pussy or if there the "first one" or not. Like just fuck off no one but twitter libs care about this kind of stuf

for me its the atlanta flames vs atlanta thrashers

>laffs fans pumped up to watch the Laffs beat up a beer league "team" than parade down the streets screaming it's their year and Cup 14 is coming home
Beyond grim

follow the damn rules, GET posts are against the rules, go post that shit on Yea Forums you useless faggot

Leafs fans on here better not be scared of the Leafs choking against the Sens. This is a 100% win for the Laffs, the >ssm8 posting would probably reach >rags elimination day levels if they some how manage to choke tonight

>STAY SCARED M8

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Dubs and the leafs make the finals
Trips and laffs win the whole damn thing

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So what you're saying is they will get swept in 4 by boston?

what are you going to do about it nerd?

>calls someone a useless faggot
>replies to a 6 hour old post on Yea Forums

Ready for the leafs to ironically lose to the sens, again.

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i'll probably >laffs post all night and rack some tasty (you)s from fags like you

>mfw Panthers fix their goalie crisis by calling up some random rookie

>than parade down the streets screaming it's their year and Cup 14 is coming home
>Toronto
It's more likely they scream Allahu akbar and death to the infidels

the yotes are making the ploffs and there is NOTHING anyone can do about it

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They will all pray in solidarity to New Zealand

45 bings

how many wahoos?

>91515111
You’ll get no (you)s from the likes of me senpai

WHERE MY TEDS AT?

LAINEATION LOCK IN. 43 MINUTES TIL GAME TIME. JETS GANG. GANG GANG GET IT

>mfw barkov and montembeault will carry the kitties to the 2020 stanlee cup

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Idk like 6

Sparkle Dogs v Poo Jackets cup match incoming.

Nice defence, 3 sliding people...

GO LEAFS GO

Good evening Leafs Nation

dead in a ditch

This but unironically

this thread is now run by leafs nation

It's up to 49 now actually.

>now

Leafs Nation RISE UP

There are no words in modern or ancient language to describe the horror of an Ontario that just left my butt

>hoc saying GO LEAFS GO ironically
worst timeline

for me, it's the maple leafs

What was a lump of pure gold doing in your butt

What type of Ontario was it? A Toronto? An Ottawa? A Brampton?

>unironic laffs posting in /hoc/
the reddit fifth collumn is here, good thing i have several life experiences like jumping off a boat in the open ocean

Time for my post work John Tavares

I'm so excited. My team is finally going to win their fourteenth cup and there's NOTHING any of you can do about it.

GO LEAFS GO

I make fun of the Leafs all the time but does anyone else secretly want them to do well? If I'm being honest they probably have the best chance of ending Canada's cup drought.

The greater twinkronto area

>have 4 different streaming service accounts
>none of them has anything worth of watching
why do i keep paying

the man is criminally underpaid but he knew he was the final piece that would push the leafs over the top. the 20's will be the decade of the leafs but 2019 will be the first cup of this dynasty.

Based and redpilled

>Panthers score

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@91515483

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Based and dynastypilled

What’s on Finnish broadcasting

>no excuses a win is a win
>oh you won? here is my excuse
this franchise's fanbase will never be good

kitties vs kangs

I didn’t think Gary allowed that

its sad that they're not playing at home so i wont be able to hear hall and oates but i for damn sure will be blasting that shit everytime they score. im guessing at least 8 times.

based

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I listen to it every morning when I'm in the shower. Starts my day off right and gets me in the winning mindset that the Leafs are so well known for.

the girl on the right looks absolutely thrashed kek

Who’s watching the /must win game/

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Pls don't screw up

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this isnt leaf related why did you post it

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I care

game 8 is a must win

stay mad cuplet

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>my Yea Forums app has a bug
>every image I click just opens the burger king onion ring gif again

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It was an ironic shitpost disparaging the oilers, equally as important

>game 8 of the stanley cup finals
>sharks vs leafs
>shootout tied
>last shooter
>tavares
>pulls off a leaping goal that bounces off the goalies head and into the back corner of the net
>leafs fans go wild
>hall and oates for days

who here /leafs/

Curtis McElhinney in net for the #Canes on the second half of this back-to-back. Saku Maenalanen the healthy extra again.

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LEAF NATION

bk onion rings w/ zesty chicken sauce mmmmmm

t. fan of a franchise with ZERO cups

4 - 3

Jesus christ Florida has good first line offense

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ashamed to live in toronto right now
please send a few nukes our way

p a r a l l a x

J U S T

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I can get free (You)'s in /hoc/ anytime I want and you can't stop me
shall demonstrate next thread

>healthy extra

GOAL

Hello yes this is leafs

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YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE

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end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational

it's a feature not a bug

>kangz

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Here's your 2019-2020 season Calder Memorial Trophy winner.

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can the next hoc thread be a canes thread plz

...

absolutely will NOT post in that abobination of a thread

FLORIDA STREAK CONTINUES

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Sorry buddy. I cant see the girl I've been dating for a few weeks so might just tell her to f off

SHANT