OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Just 3 top-flight games at 3:00pm on FA Cup sixth round (quarter-final) weekend and the last Saturday PL fixtures before the first international break of 2019:

>AFC Bournemouth v Newcastle United
>Burnley v Leicester City
>West Ham United v Huddersfield Town

Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!

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>LELDS

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>villa winning would see them going into the international break in the top 6

Bloody hell lads, a week ago I thought it was impossible

>Lelds

Can't be arsed lads, it's cold out

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cannot wait for the international break

fuck club football. thats for scousers who take no pride in their country

Shite fan 2bh

tbf to him, it's qpr

it's a nothing game

>cannot wait for the international break

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scouse cunt go murder some of your own again and do us all a favour

Who share in your Cheerios this morning mate?

>LELDS
glorious scenes

Ipswich

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What are the chances of Bristol, Villa, Preston and Forest all choking today?

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Never mind, Bristol aren't playing today
What are the chances of the other 3 choking?

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>walk all the way to the stadium
>forgot your season ticket

Fuck

>Mike Dean refereeing the Bournemouth Newcastle game
Congratulations Bournemouth

Be nice if Rotherham turned over Norwich today

Mai boi Wood is going to score a brace

Lads...all these games look boring as fuck

GOAL -Sunderland 0 Walsall 1 (Josh Gordon 4')

>blunderland

Enjoy another year in league 1 smb

sunderland can still easily win the match and can still get promotion, dont start talking shit just yet

FTM

>Leicester

Supporting this team is honestly agony.

jump off the bandwagon then, fatty

at least they won a league

we're going up lads just accept it

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If they don't win automatic I wouldn't bet on them going up. They're mentally fragile

>'uddersmeme

would genuinely crush your fucking skull you cringe cunt
support your local team and fuck off out my thread

there's a new fella on final score lads

APOLOGISE

dont the guys that work there know you since you're a regular so they can just let you in?
maybe just check yourid or something

State of West Ham

Wet Spam goal webum.

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>wet spam
l m a o

Huddersfield goal webum.

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idiotic fool

>I'll dive before he's even run up to the ball, I'm sure that will go well.

based webm poster

*sols football*

Noble may be my most hated player in the league

Rate this 200IQ idea

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just give a penalty for any foul

awful

Quality marking

>nottingham florist

I think that recently the amount of diving has been obscene and penalties should be done away with all together and replaced with indirect free kicks.

business idea: both teams get an automatic penalty at the end of every game

Should be one of those old school meme penalties in the MLS that started from the half way line and allows the keeper to come off his line.

youtube.com/watch?v=RRITqS6WEn0

GET THE FUCK IN VILLA
IN THE TOP 6

>WET SPAM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck's sake Pulis, get it together, man

>the city of ham

Huddersfield second goal webum.

>wet spam

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>SLIPPY SEVCO

>Wet Spam

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sunderland

State of them

Really, nigga?

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embarrassing

>burnley losing to 10 men

Blootah from Maddison

>Maddison didn't even get in the England squad
fucking robbery

never trust west ham

GOAL - Sunderland 1( Lee Cattermole 33') Walsall 1

>Leeds slips the Championship
>Liverpool slips the Premier League

Reminder we are living in the best timeline

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He's been shite for the last few months

just need Ajax win the CL

Charlton's brave Karlan Grant, imagine letting somebody who was playing in league 1 the other week score on you

>mcneil
literally fucking who?

>kasper

L M A O

>Hmm, I wonder why that lads stood out wide all on his own. Oh well, whatever

No worse than Dier or Henderson

OH NO NO NO NO

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19yr old academy product

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Based Huddershit
Is the great escape on?

looks american

What ethnicity is this?

>the state of West Ham

DEAD matches

might go to the gym

villa and solihull moors scoring in the same minute

lovely jubbly, we're both going up

>we're both going up
disgusting

West Ham are basically at the 40 point mark, they're already on the beach in their minds. It must be so wank to be a midtable premier league fan and watch the players not give a shit with 5 or so games left in the season, pathetic really.

Jarrod Bowen my son

Norwich to go 4 points clear if they hold on for a win against Rotherham

>Leleeds

jealous twat, neither team conflicts with the other

what if they draw each other in the fa cup, eh

RONDON BLOOTER

not arsed either way

>eddie meme

streamable.com/wh4md

R O N D ON
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>City still have United and Palace away
>tfw put a tenner on Shef united to go up and to win the league

wet spam absolutely shagging me for 500 quid

>betting

Rafa should go to Spurs when Poch fucks off

>this is only the second time this season Udders have scored more than one goal

Wew

jesus christ

deserved. bournemouth can fuck off, lerma should've had 3-4 yellows already

who is going down in league 1?

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Fuck off he's ours

The most popular manager here since Bobby Robson

Fuck thats tight

He's seriously too good for Ashley.

Rafa is off mate

>Poocastle

>Poocastle

>divemouth

softest pen i've seen for a while

state of Mike Dean

Literally everyone in football knows he's a fraud, why does he still get games

scouse privilege

>porridge

Everyone was singing "It's all about you, it's all about you mike dean" during the Forest vs Villa match midweek

to the tune of the McFly song

Is he a fag? He seems like one of those annoying precious types

He's just an arsehole, acts like he's a school headmaster.

>WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM >WET SPAM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Huddersfield third goal webum.

Fuck me.

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fucking dubravka is injured

Conceding 3 to Huddersfield lmao

>The West of Ham
Embarassing

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WET FUCKING SPAM

Pellegrini is a meme

Reminder that AFC Wimbledon is Reddit and MK Dons is Yea Forums

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*saves huddersfield*

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the loan shark is genuinely going to fucking decapitate me because of huddersfield

why do I put myself through the torture of being a west ham customer

>paddy boy making zero effort to tackle

wrong you fucking yank franchise cunt fuck off and support your local team

>Wet Spam

>playing in that massive stadium
shouldve just given it to tottenham

Can't believe we only got 1.5 million for Grant. We got fucking pennies for players like Joe Gomez and Ademola Lookman aswell. Just fuck off Roland reeeee

Meant to include some more leading up to the goal, so here's another angle including the build-up.

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>Scowen scores for QPR
Is this a knockoff Bowen?

West Ham might actually have the worst defence in the league

we literally drew to liverpool last month, beat arsenal the month before but now we have lost to cardiff last week and now are losing to huddersfield town, the west ham way some would say

GOAL - Sunderland 2 (William Grigg 71') Walsall 1

>he's gone with the wrong hand for me, Gary

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One fucking job Walsall

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DEFENDING

we need new left and right backs but diop and balbuena when hes back are good cbs

Wet Spam second goal webum.

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shame

HOLD ON, HUDDERSFIELD

>playing a couple of niggers as your central defenders, one of the most mentally demanding positions
what did pellegrini mean by this?

>sunderland winning a game

proper header, that

AA

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bolton getting wiggled on

Reminder that the guy who posted the Will Grigg's On Fire song to Youtube didn't even come up with it, he stole it off some people he overheard singing it.

CAM ON U 'AMMERS

Bournemouth MOTM: the Wind

so? baffling post

What happened to Cressy? Injuries catch up to him?

holy shit is always windy in europe. I was there for 9 days last week and the wind never died down no matter where I was at

get in Luton Town 2 Gillingham 2

maybe you ate too many beans lmao
farts!

>HUDDERSMEME
HOW SHIT CAN YOU BE

>'uddersfield

Hi there!
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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Gulf stream has been hitting us with a load of storms for the last 2 weeks, it's not usually like this

WE DEM MOORS BOYS

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Wet Spam third goal webum.

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GET IN THERE WEST HAM

How shit are Huddersfield?

CAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


hes alright but hit and miss nowadays, but i dont think hes up to the same quality as our attack

>rafa

God dammit Huddersfield

FUCK

POOCASTLE

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I just wanna say, I appreciate your making this thread, OP.

KING

Nice fucking marking

incredible marking

GOD I want to lick those teeth

Who even watches matches at 3pm? Isn't the regular work schedule 9-5?

>'ULL

who the fuck works weekends

maybe if they're a plumber like you and work weekends

>on a saturday

and thats 11am over here

its a Saturday Poland

its saturday mate

>Dull Shitty

For fucks sake lads. Embarrassing

need another wet spam goal to save my life

>Working on a saturday
>working 9-5
kek

>hull
FFS

derby and bristol city have games in hand tbf

Are Huzddersfield mathematically dead yet?

>matt ritchie

Most jobs are only during the week days, but I understand that toilets need cleaning all week long so you don't get weekends off.

literally rovrum 2.0

kill yourself

*saves his job for another week*

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What do you expect from a TransScot

and they're both shite
just promote us now

good post

Fucking hell, they nearly threw it all away.

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>Crawley
wew

QPR fans be raging at that

>Derby and Boro getting shagged by Villa in both league fixtures

How embarassing

>Huddersfield

JESUS WEPT

ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF UDDERS GET DOWN YOU CUNTS

HAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED DYCHE YOU CUNT

imagine not scoring here

>Huddersfield
How can one team be so bad?

THEY JUST DID

>SCORE 3 GOALS FOR THE ONLY TIME ALL SEASON
>LOSE

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Back to back relegation incoming

state of huddersfield
state of burnley
state of newcastle

Wet Spam fourth goal webum.

>huddersmeme
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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never in doubt lads

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OFFICIAL LAUGH AT BURNLEY AND HUDDERS THREAD

Haha imagine letting a 2 goal away lead slip, how bad must that be

Sell Ogbonna

da udders got BEANED

>when you concede to a black

BRENNY LA

jesus how the fuck did you blow a 2 goal lead in like 20 minutes

>Trademark poacherito backwards header

sunderland conceding last min goal incoming

>burnley
>muh premier league quality

Is there any difference between 10th in the EPL and 10th in League 1?

that was a fucking backpass

MIKE DEAN IS A CHEATING CUNT

top tier goalkeeping

>winning having 10 men for 86 minutes
the rodgers way

Thanks West Ham for winning me a small fortune

>maybe if they're a plumber like you and work weekends
people you're talking about would have UK flags, retards

Poor little Burnley, at least you tried.

CARDIFF STAYING UP FOR SALA

the west ham way

>Mememouth

>MEMEMOUTH

>bournemouth

EDDIE MEME'S DREAM MACHINE

I forget that Poland is a 3rd world country without plumbing systems

>you

mattttt ritchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RITCHIE YOU SEXY MAN

You don't have plumbers in Poland?

>memecastle

THE STATE OF BOURNEMOUTH

>The city of you

THAT FUCKING SHOT

they all came here

They're about to have a lot more in two weeks.

>'90
OH NO NO NO

>birmingham
lol

the loan shark is going to spare me lads

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Seems like Birmingham City are cursed now, won't win another game

Wheeeeyyyyyy

Apologise

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the meme is about foreigners of certain nationalities coming abroad to work low-skill jobs
why would poland have any more plumbers than an average country?

Nah

B L O O T

Get fucked Mike Dean you bald nonce

Thoughts on this girl?

Can't wait when Fulham beats Liverpoop tomorrow

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no

Looks annoying

probably has a cock

Because it's full of shit?

>transgender
unless you are into that then sure why not right?

Not Pompey. WE'RE BACK

>unless you are into that
Heh

>#trangender
What tipped you off?

they import them from even poorer countries

> Derby still in with a chance for the playoff
Seems like a good deal if you ignore the cock.

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hopefully bristol rovers

how doesa derby man end up in thailand

Not a derby man nor am I british(just SEAn) but would you rather they shag sheep?

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Eyup lads, just sliding into the top 6, don't worry about me

Nice

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can we stop saying that newcastle is in a relegation battle?

Didn't realise they'd almost caught Neverton.

what is a "bumper set"