/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Pasta La Vista Edition

Damp

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feeling really nervous about Merc's chances. I think Ferrari is still sandbagging, and the Red Bulls are closer than ever.

Fixed.

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pic related

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add charlie

Charlie Whiting: dead
/f1/'s hopes and dreams: dead
Ferrari's championship ambitions: dead
Williams chances of scoring points: dead
who's next to die this week?
>Bernie
>Murray Walker
>Stirling
>Sir Frank
>Michael
>Lauda
>Sir Jackie
>Emmo

You

all going according to plan.

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WAGdad

>Mercedes still set to dominate after 2 regulation changes
>Ferrari engine same capacity if not better
>Ferrari builds another shitbox
>Somehow its Mercedes fault anyway.

When will /f1/ finally just accept that their meme team is dead?

Dubs and Bottas will crash into Hamilton tomorrow.

>his daughter has the same name as her mother
Wtf were they thinking

Thank god

Turbo is the key to all of this. He will sacrifice himself for the greater good

>cunt cuntry
he hungers for cute "virgins"

>build Ferrari back up
>get replaced
Um...

Same name as her step-mum not her real mum

0.7 sec is a lot, remember the 2014-2018 merc have better race pace in front.

>tfw the merc has to be absolute shite during the race for Ferrari to even have a chance at winning.
>tfw 0.704sec gap in qualifying
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Stefania Bocci isn't Stefania Arrivabene's mother

Stefania isn't Stefania's mother.

Her mother did Greek Playboy.

Isn't that pretty normal?
My mom also has the same name as her mother

>FIA extends gearbox tender's bid until March 19th to see if someone other than xtrac wants to enter

>We remember what happened to the Cosworth (((tender))) engine
t. ZF
t. Hewland

>What's Formoola Juan?
t. Borg-Warner

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ferrari strategy in action

Horry shit that’s even worse
>divorce and find someone with the same name as your daughter

Cringe

2018 winter testing: Merc had same laptimes as Ferrari but set on harder tyres
2018 Australia: same gap as 2019 but Ferrari had problems with floor and couldn't fix them by Australia, at Bahrain they were quicker
2019 winter testing: everything perfect for Ferrari, magnifico, bravissimo, grande lavoro
2019 Australia: Ferrari realise their car was not actually perfect, it was just stable because it was slow, and they can't unlock any good development from their front wing concept

Fuck you, F/d incest is a based fetish

youtube.com/watch?v=CS5D0prnl4M

>gives the kid hulk's hat

Much less common than son being named after father

basedboy fetish maybe

More likely

>Produce a child in an affair and name the child after your wife as a form of apology when you get back with her

Only arrivabene could get away with it

That's what I said, based...

binotto regretto

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miss me yet?

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old thread still has 10 postings to go, bad performance.

rolling for hamilton, if trips toto dies too

>tfw you realize Charlie died because he was the only one who knew about Merc rule violations

Hmm... he's right

>28 posters
Everyone go make one post in the last thread to get it to 500

Reminder next year mercedes and hamilton gonna win again. Why bother build car when new reg set in 2021?

>(((autosport)))

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Just some goober deleting posts after it had hit 500+ & a new thread made. Happened a bit during the off season desu

I'm here to post Vettee titties

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sounds like ein falschflag-attack of an unterdeckel-motor/sp/erg, nicht?

What’s their next headline?

“Why Mercedes were not the fastest in Melbourne”
“Ferrari are still holding back we promise you guys!!1!”
“Why McLaren’s closest competition is with Williams”

I think he got banned, you can't delete posts that old

Someone deleted their shit. It was 499 when new OP was posted.

probably. my point was more that they have an advert, and the same fucking one in pop-up form.christ they are desperate. edd straw must be expensive to feed. absolute unit.

Nah just Jan Itor as said. Be thankful this lad didn't turn up

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checked
vsc confirmed

Based trips

Ferrari are the fastest

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>sandbags until spa

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Mercedes are slower than Ferrari and Red Bull

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>gets rekt at spa by gimi

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in awe at the size of the lad.

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Ferrari were 7 tenths off pole in Australia last year too, s-surely they'll have pace in other races and it won't be MWL

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With an Edd Straw strapped to it, factually correct.

Why pay when they put all their shitty opinions on youtube for free?

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Is his middle name Nick?

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devil trips if truth. unironically HOW do you not drop dead at that size? the mind boggles.

reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/b1pzfg/melbourne_is_not_representative/

So is Ricciardo officially EXPOSED or do we have to wait until tomorrow?

Devil trips confirm Edd’s “Ferrari are the fastest” meme by him belly bouncing the Mercs off the track in turn 1 tomorrow

How? He consumes Rich Energy™ the miracle energy drink capable of keeping a dead heart alive

I was so hyped lads...

φ

Give him two or three races to adapt the the car. Hulk's been driving a Renault for years. Then we can consider him exposed.

Lads please. Melbourne has always been a Merc, and especially Hamilton track. It's not representitive of anything to come. Ferrari pole and win in Bahrain. Melbourne is always an anomaly.

>It's not representitive of anything to come
Yes. It. Is.

>96: Pole winning car - Williams / WDC winning Car - Williams

>97: Pole winning car - Williams / WDC winning Car - Williams

>98: Pole winning car - McLaren / WDC winning Car - McLaren

>99: Pole winning car - McLaren / WDC winning Car - McLaren

>01: Pole winning car - Ferrari / WDC winning Car - Ferrari

>02: Pole winning car - Ferrari / WDC winning Car - Ferrari

>03: Pole winning car - Ferrari / WDC winning Car - Ferrari

>04: Pole winning car - Ferrari / WDC winning Car - Ferrari

>05: Pole winning car - Renault / WDC winning Car - Renault

>07: Pole winning car - Ferrari / WDC winning Car - Ferrari

>08: Pole winning car - McLaren / WDC winning Car - McLaren

>09: Pole winning car - Brawn / WDC winning Car - Brawn

>10: Pole winning car - RedBull / WDC winning Car - RedBull

>11: Pole winning car - RedBull / WDC winning Car - RedBull

>13: Pole winning car - RedBull / WDC winning Car - RedBull

>14: Pole winning car - Mercedes / WDC winning Car - Mercedes

>15: Pole winning car - Mercedes / WDC winning Car - Mercedes

>16: Pole winning car - Mercedes / WDC winning Car - Mercedes

>17: Pole winning car - Mercedes / WDC winning Car - Mercedes

>18: Pole winning car - Mercedes / WDC winning Car - Mercedes

Does anyone know if your can share F1 TV like Netflix

>This is why people hate your team
Oh good, the divegrass mentality is coming to F1.

yeah i browse reddit as well

That's just circumstantial evidence

boring

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hungaroring curse was broken last year, maybe its time for melbourne as well?

Racist.

Oh no no no no

No. It's a correlation, likely not completely spurrious either.
It suggests that teams who are fastest at the beginning of the year tend to maintain that advantage through the year.

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fuck..

Hamilton's Q3 time from last year, is faster than Ferraris this year

>mfw

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Why are they so fast there anyway? Does it have something to do with the fact that it takes place in southern hemisphere? Like Red Bull being really fast in Mexico because of high altitude.

It's a development race
Wait for Abu Dhabi, that's where the cars will show their true speed

Aren't this year's cars supposed to be slower?

Yes, but last year HAM pulled the perfect lap, the car seemed on rails
>inb4 SENNALIKE

they are not

>These new regulations will make the cars 2s slower
t. FIA

>cars 1s faster
Every
Time

Is this a serious post? What difference would the hemisphere make in terms of racing lmao. Only thing is the season, but the temperatures aren't different from a lot of other races. (around 20-25 C)

yes.
inb4 gimi's monza-record broken by #StillRising

Most cars are 8 tenths faster is looks like

Imagine without fiamg they'd be 3s faster

>MASSA VS NICO: BROKEN RIBS & GO KARTS
youtube.com/watch?v=lSnNf8TFSVk

jesus christ that guy's a walking heart attack

Clearly they're faster, but regulations were changed that was supposed to make them slower. Maybe the difference will be apparent at a high downforce track.

>mfw ferrari don't have the mission winnow logo so they can't win
Get on my 300 IQ doomandglooming brainlets

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Why is it that everytime I drink a can of m*nster I feel more tired and grodgy

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twitter.com/SmilexTech/status/1106854229124235264
>Ferrari was running in safe mode with the PU to avoid reliability problems. To compensate that they ran a more empty set-up.
>"Power Unit in "safe" mode to avoid reliability problems. Low downforce set-up to compensate for lack of horse-power. With a front end that is not up to par and understeer on the bend in Australia you don't go fast, especially in qualifying #AusGP #FUnoAT"

Lando Norris is gonna save us all.

On board from Gimi's Q3 lap, notice the drop in RPMs at 3:39

youtu.be/qDLBs5fJvow?t=210

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I'm hoping for a safety car and hungover Mercedes strategists like last year.

Some of the new aero bits on these new cars are insane, if anything it'll be the high speed tracks where we won't see much improvement

Mamma mia come siete negativi, nonostante tutti sti problemi siamo solo a 7 decimi! Come ha detto seb nel team radio la stagione è lunga. L’anno scorso lewis in un paio di gare si è dovuto accontenta di 4^ o 5^ posti, bisogna capitalizzare tutti i punti. Ci sta è solo il primo Gp

>"We want them in the mix and we want to have a big fight. Max was driving the car in a spectacular way again today and really squeezed every tenth out of the car.
>"If they are in the mix with Ferrari, and maybe some others, it's just what the sport needs. We embrace the challenge."

yes, yes, red bull fighting with ferrari, while mercedes cruises to 1-2, that's what the sport needs

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>the correlation is nearly 1:1 since 96
>wait for car development

Now the effect size of this correlation on the final result might not be huge, but I suspect the initial advantage is maintained all through the year because it would take Herculean ingenuity to overcome a .5s gap AND whatever developments Mercedes make race to race. Most of the time everyone just manages to maintain gaps.

literally small scale

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How is Lewis so fast?

>le safe mode
LOOKS LIKE SANDBAGS ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

At least Mercedes can let Ferrari win at Monza

aren't they using the same engine as rari?

Fast twitch muscle fibres

So we’re gonna be watching Kvyat working back into the RB team again this year? Gasly fucked up already.

he doesn't sound that frustrated.

The team with the fastest car will also be developing it, plus they will be leading by so much they don't have to win so many races later in the season to take the championship. See Brawn's year.

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god i wish i was the rain ...

>quick Jamez, feed the media a new underhunden narrative
>copy, Toto
Not falling for their lies again

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I want to watch the entire GP through gimis perspective

nando lorris

You can with F1TV

is this bad?

I want to watch the entire GP through gimis perspective without giving up my shekels

planetf1.com/news/hamilton-doesnt-want-to-dominate-like-vettel/

It's not really encouraging to run with safe mode PU already at the first race.

Unreliable engine? Fug

roids fried his brains innit?

>Blyat swapped with Gastly
>some how Vettel and Verstappen are first and second at a race
>Blyat is 12th
>Blyat doesn't brake for turn 1
>takes out Vettel and Hammilton in one expertly timed strike
>Verstappen goes on to win

absolute unit but i don't think he's gonna last that long tho

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peak downforce

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Vettee to Red Bull, Rosberg to Ferrari

>Hamilton And Vettel Qualifying Comparison
youtube.com/watch?v=3gNzoy1hmSA

you just fixed a sport

Hamilton looks like such a twat in that photo

free 7 day trial should be still available

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I want to live the remainder of my life through gimi's perspective.

You can with F1TV

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I want to live the remainder of my life through gimi's perspective without giving up your shekels.

He looks gorgeous. You're just racist.

I watched the spinning tyre of loading for 20 minutes on the first practice session. You have an entire offseason to fix your shit, F1TV, how does this still happen?

*wrüm*

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free 7 day trial and a shotgun should be still available

>No halo

These toys don't look safe

Sign me up.

oh fugg D:

That's probably because he is a twat.

How is he meant to get his model of Mansell in the cars then?

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that Chandhok fella goes alright

don't worry, no one is driving them.

Lol so sad you are.

10/10

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Threadly reminder that these are our current "thicc" and "wide" F1 cars.

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That's sad.

Is like a woman wearing yoga pants and push up bra to accentuate her features

what's holding the front wing in place

VAG group engine when?

never

Too many fines to pay off? :(

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We'll take the teams Aztec! Hop In!

But Mr Hill

motorsport.com/f1/news/magnussen-crazy-haas-not-fastest/4354055/

KMag Richpilled

Just be 2021 already

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The FIA hasn't met all of their demands yet.

183rd for Max

>Grosjean, meanwhile, wasn't surprised by Haas' impressive showing in qualifying, revealing the team kept some performance up its sleeve on Friday.
WE

are you ready for hamilton matching shoemakers win total this season?

What makes you think Merc wont have trillions of $ to throw at the regulations then too?

why the fuck is there a pajeet on sky?

brits who is responsible for this? i'm sick of you fucking people injecting shitskins into anything you can get your tea stained hands on.

>former f1 driver on f1 programme

shocking

>build care from Ferrari scraps
>WHOAH THE ACTUAL FERRARI IS EVEN FASTER?

Just shitposting btw, I know what he means

You can buy a lot of developement, but you can't buy time and meme aero

...

>former f1 driver(susie) on my f1 programme(dick)

based

leave Karun alone, he's a lad

thewest.com.au/news/traffic/speed-up-to-save-lives-says-f1-great-mark-webber-ng-b881137994z

based

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V6 hybrid TDI for 2020

it's on season /f1/. you people don't have to pretend you're not gay anymore.

Karun Chandok can be a bit irritating, but he does tend to predict how things are going to unfold much better than Ted Kravitz can.

I waited 4 months just for this?

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Reminder to report /pol/ spergs

First shot is kino

Why did I think this was an F1 game at first

goddamn that is smooth

>2019 - MWL

2019 - MWL, and we're going to sell you more ads

>18 wins to match, 19 to pass shoemaker

he's def going over his record of 11 wins a season, maybe 13-14 this time but not over 15

youtube.com/watch?v=lSnNf8TFSVk#t=4m04s

>"Romain is not here," said Steiner. "Maybe he is not here because he doesn't have any points. Or I didn't invite him because he doesn't deserve any food."

based and pointpilled.

I was there for the pass at Eau Rouge. I've had sex that was less exciting than that.

Neat to see Haas beating Renault tbqh.

R*nault are a bunch of hacks, poor hulkensnugglebear is stuck there to deal with that bunch of pansies

they're gonna fuck up the pit stop again so they're making up for it now

>williams

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Sie sind Franzosen, was erwarten Sie?

UK anons please help me out here, is the race really airing on fucking 5:10 AM? I thought it'd air on 2:10 PM, this is the first F1 season I'm following from the start, last year I only started watching during the Hungarian GP

so, everything sucks?

5:10 is correct.

>senior host
hmmmnmnmnmn

>Melbourne
>UK
hmmnmnmnmnmnmnmn

How to into williams, the pay couldn't possibly be all that bad right

there are only a few races at such inhumane times, most of them are more reasonable.

f1calendar.com/#!/timezone/Europe-Lisbon

are there any gay f1 drivers?

its 5:10am live, so you can catch it then on sky or on a pirate stream. channel 4 will have highlights around 1/2pm though, or you can download it after on r/motorsportsstreams

Lewis.

yeah vettel LOL

Leclerc. He was raped by gay Bianchi.

inb4 Jaime

No
Back in the day drivers would fuck thots in the paddock if they thought they could get away with it

it's not some dude to host your cock, buddy.

I'm gonna trust our resident gaiboi over some br*t

Leclerc is pure, take that back.

fuck

asking for UK anons with their timezones since it's the same as mine

>Melbourne
>UK
hmmmmmmm indeed

Thank you for the link, been looking for something like this all over the internet but I could only find the days and months. Sucks I'll be missing the live race... I don't really enjoy watching these events if they're not live, just the highlights.

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use official website, it's not really that difficult, isn't it? formula1.com/

>You now remember when Bianchi was mugged while winnowing and had his richard mille stolen

In the good old days, one driver - I wanna say James Hunt, but I can't recall - had a small balcony built for his motorhome so he could walk out on to it and point out a girl from the throng that would assemble to bring in and fuck.

Where is the first clip from?

>P-plz take me over big manufacturer

How long before they become Mercedes B?

No, Claire said you'd have to kill her if you want to make them a B-team

Neverending Resurfacing Circuit

>Already a C team

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Can I just say that the kubica Williams interview sidekick girl is a proper slampig whore and I want to do her if youre picking up what I'm putting down

Who else here /going to pretend Mercedes doesn't exist and just watch all the other teams race/?

>let me make a post about some whore
>picture doesn't accompany shitty post

Fucking this, frankly.

thanks

>Williams rebranded as Maybach

Truly the greatest sporting comeback

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try Smart

Well la di fucking da here you go your majesties

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wouldn't be a B-team if Volkswagen buys them and they get Porsche/Audi

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the basedboy he had last year is now gasly's press person.

This is not /f1/ related. Oh well.

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Quads of truth, Germany, now you've pleaded your case appropriately

tbqh most f1 drivers seem pretty gay. only gimi and bottas seem to be the exception. are the rest of the f1 twinks even married?

Honda should buy Williams.

can you make one with a Formula E car, chicken wishbone and a double decker bus?

severe pain to morecambe.

coys

At this point that's all we can hope for, other than that there is Ford and Toyota

SCAR SUM FAKKN GOOLS

>divegrass

>jigs and fixtures design - team leader
So Claire has been in charge of dancing and choosing the lampshades and wallpaper colours the entire time?

Vettel, Gimi, Bottas, Grosjean, Perez are all married i think

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>tfw Haas hires Rossi in 2022 and an American wins in an American car and you can't stop it

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You can also use the site linked in the OP
>whenisf1on.com/

>merc still committed to the underdogs narrative

rain in five minutes!

>haas
>winning anything
shut up, retard

Front row lockout is the greatest crutch

Hey guys, I am a Mercedes supporter (my dad works for Merc) that spends most of his days on /g/ and Yea Forums (/kpg/).
I just wanted to let you know, zat we are really ze Unterhunde. I zink we can be satisfied if we reach positions zree and four at the end of tomorrows race. Ferrari really is ze favourite for zis race, but if we work hard we could have a chance to fight for the championship later in ze year

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>f1 tells me not to go back to haas
i cant believe you lot are sabotaging fantasygp compaigns this early into the year
many such cases...

oh shite I forgot the //s

Grosjean might be married, but he is def gay.

I believe you
t. autosport reporter

>ze Ferraris are faster than us
locks out front row
>das red bull is very close
pulls away with a 1 second lead in the first corner
>I'm losing power, man
sets lap record
ENOUGH ALREADY

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>American car

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For sure Shrimps are F1 related

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>There is a lot of team conflict we need to work through to remain competitive
Carries 90 point lead in to Spa

most dangerous lead

Create a V6 hybrid already

Pretty sure he's just French

>marion
>gay
lol no

>french
>not gay
I'll believe it when I see it

I'm pretty sure that they pedal that shit just to keep audience around because everyone going to bail as soon as they sense another HWL season.

>this the hardest season in my F1 career
>Team Wins WCC by 150 points

getting TINSI vibes

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Anyone wathcing Sebring?

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Hate Leclair desu.

Haha that's sad.

can you make one with some big giant fucking tiddies and some thot getting railed in the background? animated please

>five years his senior.
i bet she pegs him.

Why?

still not gay
t. expert on gay

if you post on off season /f1/ you're automatically an exert on gay

I have a cute gf guys

i do
besides I post on /bant/ and thats like 1000 times worse than off season /f1/

getting pegged is pretty gay tho.
t. expert on pegging

Because he's a boring mindless soulless PR machine

jelly

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Proof?

thats cool, m8

Lots of new gimmicks doing their shakedown this week end

At least my Ferrari dreams can die right away. Better than getting my hopes up for the first 3 months then seeing them die a slow death.

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>makes /f1/ watch crack kids basketball
>complains about gimmicks
Simon, please.

drives for ferrari

How is that proof?

literally the opposite, take that back right fucking now

Keep digging bro and you will find her :)

>Mercos dominating since day 1
Fuck this shit. I hope they stay forever in those places so I can focus on based midtable

>no team principal

Alfa [spoiler]Romeo has best girls[/spoiler]

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>Simon

How was winter, sweetie?

Watch some of his interviews, m80
I sometimes doubt he's a living and breathing human being

pics or didn't happen

Why are spoilers disabled on Yea Forums?

Thank you, тoвapиш

Pretty ok, tbdesu.
I know some autism drama happened tho.

>f1
>girls
it's a twink sport lad

That's a man called Daniel Ricciardo not a women

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When I was in Barcelona and went next to paddock to see motorsport celebrities (Zak Brown is WIIDE) I could see Alfa Romeo's motorhome
>It were at least 10 young blonde cuties inside
I wanted to see Ruth but I couldn't identify her
Alfa Romeo is based

>mfw there is a race in 13 bongs

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Romain Grosjean will be in the podium tomorrow lads

that creature looks dangerous
put a halo on it

Not impossible but unlikely
He need to colide with someone really fast to land that high

On which lap Kubica will be lapped the first time?
My guess is on lap 15

Alfa romeo will get at least 2 podium check this

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>kubica will make it to lap 15
pretty optimistic

The one in the middle looks like Gelael

sporting results dont matter

Dubs and Kvyat gets a podium this year.

what's his name again?

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quads if wins sochi

grinman

Well boys, looks like Im off to England

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Randy-Mel Dickhardo

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one of the few questions on the application was "Are you disabled?". Glad to see they've learned.

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Hulkenberg and Grosjean will get podium.
Ricciardo and Verstappen will not win any race.
Grosjean karma will give him minimum 5th finish in Melborne.
Someone will deja-vu in Spain.

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Pierre Gasly

Why care? It'll be MWL anyway

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based

here's a hint for you

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EXPOSED

yellow vests protest are gaining strength again. can't wait for french grand prix.

tell Robert he's a cool guy

I just wanted to share the pic 2bqhwyl

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>I have watched every f1 race since 2000
>I have only lost 1 [one] 1omm socket while fixing my car
>I can make a mean chili

I'd hire you

BWOAH
THATS LITERALLY RACIST
IMAGINE MY SHOCK SUCH AWFUL TEAM CAN EXIST IN THIS DAY AND AGE WITHOUT CAUSING MAJOR OUTBREAK OF NEGATIVITY!!!

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haahaha
I'm sorry my friend

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its actually kinda a dream to work as f1 engi, too bad I'm not only stupid but also rooskie

you also a faggot

>Be Willi
>Stop thinken in 2019
>Go to 2020/21 season project
>Take all 2019 models
>letitburn.jpg
>See new regs and actual regs to build a new car
But most important
>Kidnap Newey
Aand Willi is solved

Rude, uncalled for and absolutely not true.

Wait
There are two of you?

Rude

I just watched that show on Netflix and now am a F1 fan. I dk if it will be boring though without the behind the scenes drama. I tried watching some Senna GOAT race and it was just him driving behind another guy for 15 minutes. It really wasn't really that exciting.

You can spot me by never posting lowercase and barely posting any pics. I've no idea who the other rooskie is, maybe its that guy from Sochi.

Do yourself a favour and watch Brazil 2008.

which one of you is the ballerina child murderer?

If there's one thing Germany learnt after Stalingrad it's that there's always another Russian lurking around the corner

my favorite f1 twink is hamilton. which is yours?

>going fast and watching race strategy unfold isn't exciting
pleb

who will win tomorrow?

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not me

If you want to enjoy F1 don't watch tomorrows race.

I'm flattered you remember me, user

Leave all hope, f1 is boring unless you're an autist or stuck watching and know all the drama around the teams/drivers and only way to know that is to watch. If you want good racing tho watch Formula 2.
If you're interested in older seasons I suggest 2007/2008 preferebly with news/offtrack cowerage if you manage to find that. 2010 was a pretty good one too.
If you're into teammates rivalry 2016 was decent.

HAM BOT VET

welcome to 2015 v2.0

Gasly

>Recieve more money for "history"
>Lose

This is exactly what I signed up for, underdogs winning.

>you now remember fridge-russbro

good one
Not me, sorry.

Merc's budget still dwarfs Ferrari's

>no notebook
bullshit. bring back ted

I think rewatching races shits on F1 essence of watching it live but I also agree f1 old days are pretty boring races, just the past of time makes you remember a lot of seasons and make you think it was only one or two

How do I watch qualifying?

F1 is like the kardashian tv-show of racing. If you are more of a Sopranos guy, then watch motogp which is kino from the first to the last second.

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Dubs for Grosjean

I like Chandhok. He brings more diversity to F1.

ferari 1-2
alfa 3-4
merc 5-6
redbull 7-9
...
williams will still be finishing their laps on Monday

Only reason to watch is the memes.

>I think rewatching races shits on F1 essence of watching it live but I also agree f1 old days are pretty boring races
not if you watch every full race from each season in calendar order and can more easily keep up with teams/drivers/cars progress (or lacktherof) throughout

only qualifications are exciting, the race is for relaxing

>redbull 7-9
Nice attempt at a joke but it's not funny at all!

>MotoGP

SX, MX and MXGP are all superior entertainment

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moto gp is gay

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youtube.com/watch?v=4CksQlCmf88

I hate his accent. I hate they replaced AutisTed with him for muh FUCKING diversity.

Trips of truth

HAM VET RAI

Reminder: >Ferrari

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Imagine if /f1/ got into San Marino 1994 weekend
>All the meme digits claims
>"Quads and someone dies this gp"
>Barrichelo'd
>"Ratzenberger"
>All the ">Senna" spam
>"Oh shit ded"
>"We did it again lads"

Death is not funny...

>Death isn't funny

Except it is because it's the only thing we all have in common.

we're all alive. in order to die, you must first live.

That and we all laugh at farts.

Is there a man with worse banter on telly?

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Relatable

David Croft

How fucked are you?

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karun

A wild Buxton appears! Not even sure if he can be seen on televison though.

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Look I feel sorry for the lad having no legs but why on earth has channel 4 hired him? He’s got no chat whatsoever

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youtube.com/watch?v=DLB13vQNpvg

that's not too bad actually. Gimi and Albon out qualified their teammates, Leclerc, Ferrari and Merc will do well in the race, Alfa might, too. Also if there are retirements ahead of him, even Albon might be good point scorer

hell, before i overhauled my team and predictions after the FPs, i had Kvyat, Ricciardo, and Renault on my team and nothing Merc

If the race is a procession I might actually lead the league desu

hungry?

We all love to clean the area between our toes with a finger and smell it not once but twice to confirm the smell

>letting dogs play with your food

based

sopa the origins

wow

Haha... n-not me

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Completely.

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This. I watch F1 only for realityTV drama and memes, MotoGP for real racing and WRC for comfy kino

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high test

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>germans

>MUH LECLERC

>World Rallycross Championship
>kino

>WRC
>rallycross
choose one

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>toes
bum cheeks*

Is Leclerc really that slow or he's sandbaggind just to make Vettel confident with the car?

>WRC
>rallycross
pick one

S-shut up, I like him.
I'm more concerned about Nazi tbqh.

you tell me

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just another in a long line of overhyped GP2 /F2 champions that will amount to nothing

give it time lad. give it time

Could anyone save Williams or are they destined to die off?

for me, f1 is a soap opera with hollywood budget and twinks.

porsche or bmw when they comeback in f1

they are a big name and will never die however they are doing worse than minardi ever could

I dunno yet

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>Last pole in Ferrari: Kimi
>Last win in Ferrari: Kimi
>Last championship in Ferrari: Kimi

at least minardi mostly made good cars for the budget that they had. williams is just trash this year and there's no excuse for it

>paying 9 mils for Ric when you could get rbr or merc
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
I must admit my blind belief in Leboipussy lead me to dumb decisions. At least I picked mercs instead of >ferrari.

Kimi to Ferrari when?

Being a Williams fan is pure pain, lads. Just HOW do you design an honest to God shitbox TWO YEARS in a row?

well they hired 2 paid driver so they have their excuse

the classic combo of nepotism + woman

>williams fan

well lad, you really were in the lavatory when they were handing out f1 teams to support

Leclerc will have a "brake failure" into turn 1 and take out Hamilton and Bottas
1.Vettel
2.Verstappen
3.Norris

I think he has potential if he performs at sauber

nice hamildubs
I though he would be a regulars in the point like fatjohn or hulkenberg

I remember last year a lad put a bet that Willy would get no points for the first 5 races
that's definitely worth a punt this year although the odds are probably shite now

>3.Norris
how many people kubica needs to kill for this?

You know it bois, Merc will collide each other on turn 1 and crash on turn 3
>Then FWL

It seems they survived due to Mercedes engine, I supose they don't bring it updates cuz of Toto is angry at Wiliams, they have the same chassis of 2014

>3.Norris

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mclel being good this year would be really funny

excellent timeline

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>3.Norris
yes please

>flag
>hasn't won a world cup since never (66 was robbed)
>questioning willliams fanboys

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Are you a girl, user

as long as Norris can maintain track position, only the Haas cars in that scenario. they could likely take care of that themselves

ᵍᵒᵈ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃᵈᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

>Talking about World Cup
>Brazil
Choose one before German bois appear

Who else /hamilton/ here?

>Gasly

wipe a himself out and cause a late safety car, lando then makes a stop for new softs but no one else does

kek. also a fi/rp fan.

>Finally, McLaren is the best qualified Renault-car
APOLOGIZE.

he can convert the pope to homosexuality, honestly.

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Let's cry together bro.
May the ghost of the FW14 possess the FW42.

When your only feedback on car development comes from
>a paybabby leaf
>a literally who russian
it's not hard

No lol.

That doesn't make any sense, it'd be the other way around

ay ay, we all be's /teamlh/ here muh nigga

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that was me. you'll get fuck all odds now. plus you never know with baku. it's what fucked me over last year.

>convert

Public TV bought broadcasting rights. All races will be shown live. But there's a catch: first 45 minutes of the race are not included.
That's retarded.

>ywn be this handsome

kubica can hardly help turning right for a left hander

Please stop being a faggot then

>brazil
>still only five time champ

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is the one in blue next to the guy in orange a dude or what

>unironic pictures of Senna on a hamilton banner

probably a woman. probably

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Always remember, 2nd half of the season decides WDC and WCC
>Remember Alonso scored 5th place last year

top lel.

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I wish it was possible, fren.

>Kubica drives into the wall at pit entry during FP3
>Kubica drives into the wall during qualy

why is everyone pretending he can steer an F1 car?

Me on the background left

>polandballs will never see koobeza in action because the car either dies early, it's caught up in accidents or he drives into the wall due to basedarm

>We can fight.
lol. poor nando.

Dude, he found sudden grip and the wind gusts threw him off, nothing to do with my hand ok

but that's the only interesting bit

he'll be better at non-street circuits.

yeah that was really shit luck, they only scored in two races in the end

one of us is a faggot

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and the whole broadcast will be a kubica dick sucking festival targeted at the clueless bandwagoners
what a shitshow

based

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I like Russel's optimism

>His hopes and dreams status:
Still there, somehow

I predict he's gonna an kubica himself to earn some /cripplesympathypoints/

Kek

Two. But I'm gay for vettee

the hell is that?

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A beautiful thing my friend

No, actually you're just gay

you have to be 18+ to browse this board

>Already new time

Found

Very

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This. Add Charlie to the last pane.

who else /racing point/