She's become my favourite pundit

She's become my favourite pundit.

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>black
>no bunda

She's mine

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how's her tits look?

>listening to any pundits, let alone female ones

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Why are mulatto girls so qt?

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partially deflated size 2 footballs

>*Parrots the opinion of whoever's sat next to her and stutters over half her words*
>Imperious punditry there from the woman mountain!
>She's one of the best in the biz, Martin! No doubt about it!

You think she's sucked Ian's BBC?

Incel reported to authorities for re-education and integration into society.

she's my favourite sky pundit after souness

They're not

>implying all pundits on tv dont just say the obvious

> try and watch sky sports
> she comes on
> picture goes black
> TV starts asking me if I have my porn license for the day

bloody ell innit

gay

Souness is a dinosaur.
The football hardman act is played out.

Fagg

You know you'd fuck this if you could, Cletus

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faggot

'no'

Shea pretty cute she single?

Oh I would, I would fuck that so hard with my giant sword that it wouldn't walk for the rest of life

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Women DO NOT understand sports.

If she's so great why don't they put her on as a pundit in the Women's Football broadcasts? Won't she even have more knowledge on the players there.

Is Women's football even on TV?

It's the incel re-education camps for you.

Cute to straight men he meant.

>mostly talks in cliches with the occasional bit of interesting insight
She's just the same as male pundits, except much easier on the eye.

She has more tactical insight than a lot of the men. I've never seen any of the super-boomer pundits (Souness, Lawro, etc) add anything other than talking about dig, wanting it more and dressing room leaders.

>interesting insight
No she doesn't, she's probably the worst pundit in terms of quality which takes some effort with retards like owen and jamie redknapp around. She's a complete basic thicko who is only there because she's a woman

>tactical insight
I've never seen her say anything above the most basic drivel. She's an awful pundit desu

She's Phil Neville tier boring
But I guess she has to be in order to pave the way for women pundits or whatever

I physically cringe whenever she's talking. sky managed to find someone who is worse than redknapp somehow..

But it's to be expected. She's never played football at a top level so why would she have any insight into the game? Shes as qualified as your baz and rasheed on the street

Half a monkey is still bestiality toby...

Let's not go overboard. She's not a bad pundit but she's hardly Holloway tier either.

Cutest pundit on TV (after Gary Lineker of course).

Hiro really needs to delete /lgbt/

She's terrible. Are people really memeing when they say she has had some good insights? Everything she says is the most basic shit

>If she's so great why don't they put her on as a pundit in the Women's Football broadcasts?

They do. If you're gonna be a sexist incel at least do your research.

Who hurt you, user?

To look at she's nice. But she rivals scholes and michael owen for worst pundit for what comes out her mouth

I am 2 of those posts. You hurt me with your dumb opinion user

Sure lad, whatever you say.

I bet her feet are all deformed from years of football

Post feet alex you're not good for much else

>sexist incel
Oh no. You got me there.

Do you think Phil Neville stays in the changing room when the team is showering and changing?

>michael owen

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I really wouldn't be able to contain a raging boner half the time. No idea how they do it

No, I got you by refuting your sarcastic question. Glad to see I struck a nerve with the incel comment though.

I met a girl who looked like her, had a nice round ass, and she did anal the first time we met.

Phil Neville is a professional, you are not.

How much would it cost to buy some of the players socks postmatch? Do you think theres an active market for that kind of thing

>anal
Poofter

Are you zoophile?

>likes black "girls"
>likes anal
>likes areas
Just admit you're a poof bro. Most people are ok with that (to your face) now

anal is based

Because you're a closet poofter

Souness literally has nothing of value to say.

Yawn, if you say so.

anal with women is gay, lad

>she

Yes, that must be it. I guess I'll fuck more women in the ass from now on because I am a raging faggot.

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Admitting it is the first step, Mary

Any lewds?

Sicher, Angela

>tattoo
>dreadlocks

That's a no from me

those aren't dreadlocks

Your dad lied

They literally all look the same

European women much much prettier and architipically beautifuller

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sewage trooper

>implying you listen to the opinions of females
>even ironically
shiggydiggy

subjective opinion

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>2019
>being racist
I seriously hope you guys dont do this

I don't work all week so I can listen to some bitch screech during my game

this

A few are very hot, most are fat af

Where's your taste, user? Or better yet, what do you prefer?

>NBCSN

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Who's the blonde skysports bird that always swears shiny silver dresses?

Yeah but dat hairline

What does her armpits smell like?

they can understand sports at their level but it's cringe to have them commenting on players astronomically better than them and pretending they are any kind of authority. they've never played professional men's football so why should i give their opinions the same weight as those that have? just a joke when the best women get beaten by mediocre 14 year olds.

and no i don't take people on Yea Forums's opinions seriously either.

>If you're gonna be a sexist incel at least do your research.

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these shitty basedjack edits were the final death of this board

>Punditry: So easy, even a girl can do it!

She is unironically not the worst. The GOAT football broadcaster will always be Jeff Stelling, but I'd rather have Alex Scott than probably 40-60% of male pundits.

I'd rather have her than 100% of the male pundits if you know what I mean

t. Louise Redknapp

Sauce?

So you also don't listen to sports journalists who've spent a lifetime analysing and building up an understand of their field?

isn't that the Queen of England?

no, that one is an american mutt

and she is a princess or something who will likely never be queen (she married the wrong prince)

This.

This. Most pundits are complete simpletons. They trot out the same banal platitudes after every game and provide completely surface level analysis. There are a handful worth listening to. The best sports commentary/analysis comes from actual sports journalists - people who have spent their lives intellectualising the game rather than playing it.

>professional footballers know less about football than desk workers
you are just wrong. the journalist type pundits try too hard to intelectualise sport as you say. they fill every empty second with over-thought shite

Where was Pogba?

Ew

Top hue

Most professional footballers leave school at 16 with a handful of GCSEs. They're not used to having to come up with and communicate ideas for a living. They're not used to working with an expansive vocabulary. They're used to being drilled. They're used to being told what to do. They're used to speaking in cliches and platitudes and banalities. Very few players have the capacity to explain why they won a game beyond talking about how much effort they put in. It's why the average pundit invariably talks about effort and will and desire. But there's far more to the sport than that. There's a cerebral, tactical aspect to the game that you appreciate with distance, that you appreciate by looking at the bigger picture rather than being involved in an individual battle. The ex-players who have the ability to understand that aspect of the game and who have the skill to communicate that effectively to people invariably go into coaching rather than punditry. As I said, the majority of pundits are simpletons. They reduce the game to the most surface-level bullshit. I'd rather listen to a manager or a sports journalist every single time.

This.

wow, great post. It is spot on, the worst part is listening to a player that was such a great player but when he speaks he sounds like such a football moron with 0 knowledge about the game.

She has a very caucasian phenotype. Is she a Brazilian Pardo?

a lot of them are very pretty but i just can't get over the kinky hair. in my mind, i just can't compromise long silky hair on a woman. one of the most attractive things.

she just straightened her hair, moron

gotta agree here. sports are supposed to be a welcome distraction from the insufferable, which includes lecturing women and force fed social issues.

wrong one? she's a social climber who wants to soak in the esteem and perks of being royalty but will never have to deal with the responsibilities of the actual king and queen, whatever bullshit that is. they don't have any real power anyway, so being slightly background and avoiding a large amount of the meaningless pageantry seems more appealing in my eyes.

>hating on woman pundit makes you a sexist incel
What's this logic all about? Are people only allowed to hate on male pundits? Really easy to be a woman pundit it looks like. Free from criticism.

very true. imagine injecting a journalist's schooling and language skills into messi's brain and have him fully articulate his thought processes during a match. i would become incontinent.

this is happening as we speak. we have some woman who announces Sunday Night Baseball and she just signed to be an analyst for the Mets. Yet she is keeping her announcing job and anyone who calls it out for being bullshit is labeled "sexist"

it's highly irritating when female sportscasters/analysts are insulated from criticism. it's terrifying and infuriating when criticism of female presidential candidates is shunned. i have reluctantly accepted the reality of our new dystopia that has been allowed to emerge.

She's unironically based

>at the end of the day, your penis just wasn't big enough to reach the target, I was very disappointed in your performance tonight

Any deepfakes of her?

it's not gay if she's the one fucking your arse

I don't like tattoos at all usually but they look okay on black girls imo

kys

because players know it's air filling hype to begin with. maybe make time for more than highlights and two sentence comments and you might get something useful.

those don't exist. most are even more retarded than the average fan. they only get by on being insiders and going to press conferences or in conference calls, basically frontrunning anyone that won't watch anything themselves.

have sex, incels