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Is your refrigerator running?
The gracies have that old ass style... They turned into what they were against. They calcified themselves. Look at the BRs from the 2000s forward
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why is he holding the baby like that?
Hope my boy gets the help he needs.
First Max now Gooby? Jeez Louise
Cocaine is a hell of a drug Joe Rogan
Why does he grab the balls
>Tony's a crazy guy haha
Nope, somebody planted cameras in it along with my dishwasher.
He saw the mistake Schaub made with Tugger so he is asserting his dominance over junior
why is that dog so big
That’s not a dog
oh fuck
i'm tired and realised it was the sea whale holding the baby and not goober
>sea whale
i meant land whale...
man, i'm going to sleep
Kek I thought so too. Looks like the dress could be the rest of his tattoo
holy shit I just noticed that too and it's my image KEK
Cursed picture
She is not that bad, guys
I know you guys don't give a shit but I was watching here a Kron Gracie grappling fight and it's so funny. His corner is yelling instructions and then he stops and go "Shut up dude, damn, let me fight" in PT
>this is normal on meth.
That's great.
Big hopes for Kron in the UFC
He's got the right mindset for it
I love Kron. It seems he doesn't have much of that Gracie bullshit ego. If he gets the right (striking) coach, he'll go very far. He's training with Diaz, so faor so good.
fucking brainlets. I never had a doubt in my mind that Dee was holding the baby but I also have a certified 150 IQ through a test Rogan posted on his instagram so dont beat yourselves up too hard over this plebs
You now remember abu schaubi
whens the first fight?
>white skin
oof
Shut down 100%
bongs flushed by brexit
does anybody know why my google search ufc matches and upcoming matches thingy is gone?
I understand Schaub's side on the "winning a fight perspective" but at the same time an event like that is supposed to show two guys showing their grappling at its best with no care for anything else.
This is making me sad, Tony's fighting style has caught up with him it seems
WHO was in the wrong here
fuck mine's gone too
piece of piss sick of google removing shit
She drew first blood.
oh shit what time are the fights in actual bong time?
I'll miss like the first 2 hours of this card if it starts at 1pm ET, do they run the fights back to back or in half hours slots?
3.5 bongs for prelims
It was straight up pathetic
Four bongs 27 bings till prelims
ufc.tv
4 bongs 25 bings
That's enough time for several activities until then
bros she's actually pregnant wtf do i do now?
how many times could you cum in that timeframe?
I might get 5 bursts in on a good day and put efficiency over pleasure
If I really tried I think I could pump it 7 times however warts will appear on my dick the next day so probably not worth
kill yourself
Fat cunt who made a child just so she can get money out of her mans.
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
ewww, gross.
WE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIN
hey are you guys watching the fights today? i am!
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Yeah with my fightpass bro
Name a single fighter with lower IQ than Cody 'No Belt, No Chin, No Dad' Garbrandt
>HE PAID
>being poor
Michael Chiesa.
what do london girls smell like?
Is Till gonna lose?
Im not a friggen criminal you goof
Rothwell celebrations are the best
yes
is Masvidal worth a cheeky tenner
wtf happened here?
>inb4 nerve gas
>german ortegafag goes to ufc london
>spam entirely stops on /heem/
Did the guys talking about a meetup end up getting anything planned? I would be up for it now but if not I'll just take a nap.
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Remember when heem had tons of webms in every thread
Better times my guy
Notepad quit like a coward.
You incels will make anything weird. It’s a father securing his child nothing more. My dad used to always grab me my balls when I was younger. It’s a protection thing
The girls in London are amazing I never want to leave here.
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do americans usually spend this much time in the woods?
********* and *********
I miss when /heem/ was like 30-40 people who actually watched fights and watched every event and talked about mma, not all the stupid shit now
I think this still might be my favorite heem webm of all time
is his whiskey a succes?
any reports/figures on how it's doing?
I member time before heem was heem
No you dont cazzie
probably shitty, retail is a bitch to earn money in
>He doesnt have the cursed Jones vs OSP WEBM that gets you banned if you post it
I wonder if you genuinely do or you're pretending
Back when a single /heem/ thread would last days was very comfy, and people were far more helpful here
he got banned
Brendan Schaub. Every. Single. Day.
Shush now zoomie
how many bongs ffs?
Well im the original Britbro, i use to make game threads back in 2011 so i remember
Till to think he is mr invincible and gets countered and slept by Jorge.
It was a lot like early-ish /box/
I don't browse /box/ but I had a feeling their early threads would've been like ours
Eh I believe you, /heem/ was a comfy place, not when they randomly started doing that *raises paw* shit, never understood that
current /box/ is like that
You don’t need to watch fights to talk about mma.
3 bongs 15 bings
Yes but I'm going to tap out the Mikey Garcia is a bum poster.
>“As of today, we have shipped close to 200,000 nine-litre cases from the distillery, an incredible level but only the beginning for me and my Proper team!”
posted a few days ago
is that a lot?
There's more forced memes and autism than there used to be, but yeah, it's basically the same crew
Are you talking about the OSP-Anderson one that zaps you with a warning or is there another one
who are you betting your hard earned money on?
triple bet on wood, nelson and till
oh for suuuuure thats a nightmare of a matsup, b
Reyes, Wood, Edwards and Till. Plus Till by decision is + odds so jump on that.
Bad sport to bet desu
The best fighter Till beat is lightweight Canboy Cerrone, so Masvidal at those odds is a steal.
im betting on the house making dosh
Probably not. The marketing already wore off, and the product is shit.
Jojo is adorable
why does she look fucking 45 when she's 32?
learn the difference
lets see, 1.8mil liters, about 35 pounds per liter(28$ for bottle but its only 70cl). so about 60 mil in gross sales.
according to the article historic returns on scotch are around 7%, so he earned max like 10-15 mil. of course he could also be making a loss due to large overhead or other stupid shit.
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Gooby wouldn't even marry that fat thing, lol.Literally using it as an incubator without giving it a chance to sue him.
Nani?
In terms of success rate probably, but great excitement-wise
Agreed
Tony Ferguson is the type of guy that when all the chips are down, can pick them right back up again and come back stronger than ever!
Came back from a debilitating injury in record time to give us one of the fights of the year!
Let’s go Tony!!
-Conor
"but when you go up there, that is a, that is a precision artform that requires calculation and also zen-like smoothness and alpha flow, you gotta be in the zone, you gotta be in that flowstate" joe rogan on comedy
Women age poorly in general. Adding to that, she gets punched in the face for a living.
can someone tell me what channel this card is on in canada. i really want to watch it but i can't find it on my tv guide and i dont want to have to find a NEET stream. These cards are normally on fight network but my guide is showing something else.
he quit. he could have changed his IP in any number of ways he wasn't born during the silent generation he knew how to do it
joe rogan is one of the best comedians out there
why is he so shitty at it then?
Bought Powerball tickets online. Literally free money.
she started smoking when she was 9
threadly reminder that bongs own /heem/
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Let this Bong have the next thread.
>she started smoking when she was 9
do scottish girls really do this?
quintessentially hue
>people betting on Masvidal
utter utter retards
2 bongs till it starts ayyy
>when all the chips are down
what did he mean by this?
This sounds disingenuous as fuck despite the fact that Conor used to be genuinely like this
fucking bong cards im gonna miss it!
Cant wait for Conor vs Tony and Conor to make fun for his mental illness
>YA FOOKING NUTCASE, A CHIP INSIDE YOUR LEG ARE YOU FOOOOKIN MENTAL HAHAHAHAHAHA
DELET
Fek, my bad
My lowkeyboy no-time Oezdemir finna heem Reyes.
Time for a degenerate run(beer run)
did he knock him out? did he choke him out?
the answer to both questions is no
in a real fight conor would have won
Breese fight cancelled, same thing happened last year an hour before doors opened Narsat was forced off.
>NOT HAVING STOCKPILES
Masvidal
Edwards
Oezdemir
Wood
Silva
Marshman
Volcan got flushed by Smif, it's over for him
Derek..
That would kill me
A lot of tanned brits on the streets of london today lol
What’s wrong with that guy, did he have another panic attack? UFC should cut him if he’s not injured
Ortegafag here any of you lads at the arena?
card starts in 1h 40 mins?
I get panick attacks they're horrible.
Heading there soon, why you there so early?
yeah
Well you aren’t an entertainer whose job it is to fight twice a year so that’s a bonus for you
Nothing else to do
sweet
It's really depressing to know they don't go away no matter how good you get at martial arts though. There was another fighter who used to go for loads of walks before fighting to deal with anxiety, I can't remember who though.
Breese is afraid to get knocked out Ian was gonna smash that guy
i see some people complain about the card, but for me, its a good card, the last two prelims and the entire main card are awesome fights.
till
nelson
oezdimir
jose
silva
marshman
Want me to come meet you?
Leon Edwards and Gunnar Nelson are bums.
very nice how much?
I think it is pretty good as well, friend.
Don't sleep on Nelson
The bong tears will flow when he submits Edwards
Despite my harsh feelings for the two that would be pretty funny.
Does anybody actually like Till?
he's a fucking can
You're wrong everyone was booing Leon at the weigh ins yesterday and cheering for Gunni. Leon is underrated.
God no, also england is a fucking shithole
easy work for gunny, all brits are weak minded
friendly reminder that gus ducked walker
Kings cross is scary you're lucky you didn't come in that way.
i've only heard people say it was a good card, although I was really looking forward to the Breese vs Ian fight, bummed about that
Till gets embarrassed, fwi
Gunnar is based af. Never seen Edwards, does Gunnar have a shot at beating him?
Gunni just got that McNuggets association hype, I'm sure they don't know how good he actually is
Question /heem/, which fighter said "all English fighters are bums" I remember camera zooming in on Bisping after he said it lmao.
Till
Nelson
Volkan
Wood
Silva
Marshman
I wish Gus fought Reyes instead of Smith at sweden
I think it's one of the best eurocards in years, sucks Breese is out though.
Of course but Edwards has legit wrestling somehow and way better striking.
> I wish gus had fought a different can
lmaoing at ur life m8
Drakkar Klose after he beat Marc Diakese.
I've been a Bisping fan for years but that dude is definitely a bum who happens to have ascended tier cardio
How is Edwards wrestling so good?
Reyes is a fucking beast dude
Based fitefan, in that moment how did you feel? Was it appropriate bantz?
Use the internet you goof
How long until fights?
1bong 25bing
I've met Marc and he's a really nice guy but he takes the taunting and trash talking too far sometimes so I thought it was an appropriate reaction and he apologised for it afterwards.
Ian Heinisch had that english boy shook
if evens i get a hot shave with my pre-fight haircut
At ufc London should I knockout spainlad?
Wonder what the odds were for Ortegafan to get scared and refuse to meet.
Facts Breese was shaking in his boots
My friend went to the fighters hotel even though he's not staying there and spent an entire day waiting for fighters to leave so he could get selfie with them. That's a real fight fan.
he will get heemed hyaku pasento
Where's everyone meeting?
down at the pub m8
Everyone bailed, how many of us are going?
Taking pics with celebs is gay
Till
Gunnar
Reyes
Wood
Silva
Phillips
Im not retarded thats why i dont meet you at the arena?
yeah you're smart because I'll heem you if I see you
Women hit the wall hard when they enter their 20's.
cringe
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Got to meet Tecia Tores and Raquel Penninington after my flight today. Couldnt be nicer to me when I asked for a picture. They even gave me a shoutout to /heem/
Afternoon cards are comfy as hell, I hope we get more of these as things start ramping up overseas
I know that we always say that women fighters would get BTFO by any average guy, but you are the one guy who would get murked by them
Women after 24 are disgusting
Would you actually?
No it's not I got one with JoJo.
wish those two chicks would have heemed you
You sure that Breese fight cancellation doesn't fuck up the start time?
Is Luke going tonight? He's a fool if not £20 for a meet and greet with Masvidal.
Terry Ferguson
>Leafs have to pay for Fight Night cards
Hahahahaha is this any way to treat the birthplace of the GOAT
I love having BT Sport so I never have to pay for a single UFC card
r/mmastreams doesnt have shit on it wtf
oh yeah still 1more hour wtf am i thinking
>veronica tv
sounds sexy
>average guy
that's an average teenage child lol
Don't you have to pay for BT sport? UFC fight pass is a lot cheaper than a TV subscription
i miss having these on fs1 and 2 so i could watch them for free without having to find some shitty stream online
Espn+ is $50 for a year are you poor or what
almost same face with Tecia
Is Tony the John Nash of MMA? Is he going to heem Khabib, heem schizophrenia and Eddie Bravo, then reunite with his wife and son, all through the power of love?
Even this one?
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>see that ass
>Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.
... ahem, who is Juju Auclair again?
No John Nash of bloodyelbow is
thats not how the beautiful mind ended m8o
his wife said in her statement that she still believes he’s a good husband and a good father, she just wants him to go back on his meds before she feels safe being around him again. i hope he gets this shit under control doesn’t self-heem
He was at AKA for a while, just not long enough to ruin his knees. His wrestling is good but his grappling not so much, luque and sobotta swept him and threatened him with subs.
>Women after 24 are disgusting
I agree, thats why i go after other things
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kek. btw was thinking they don't look to be in the same weight class
This girl is pretty hot but something is just a bit off with her and I can't tell what
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If my son wants to go for a ride, he's going for a fucking ride
You need to be 18 to use this site
heem your unborn child
get a job, dad
KRON GRACIE IS NEXT TO SNAP
all those california BJJ fucks who pal around with bravo are prodromal
retard probably thought it was illegal and tried to get a DQ win
don't worry, embrace it
>cheap whiskey is shit
you don't say
never tried it but it literally cant be worse than bells
how many bings/bongs until the first fight lad80s
Shinju is taller
3 bongs and 40 bings
40
>having something better to do than watching cans and chicks fight
i'm still in highschool
>underaged Brazilians on /heem/
JUST
tough shit, man up
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>tweet from a month ago
Okay.... this gets the cogs turning.
oh well, dem angles fooled me
Who should he fight in his inevitable super-fight return to UFC?
The people that went to take a picture of her instead of helping her
his stylist
Greg Hardy
It's the worst kept secret in MMA that Conor spunked almost 50 mil on a bionic implant that creates proteins, glycolsylates and other framework for healing internally.
He had this chip put into Tony's leg as an insurance policy for if he would lose, allowing Ferg to heal impossibly fast to challenge and defeat Khabib, setting up his championship fight with him.
What people don't know is that conor can switch this chip into a different mode that produces toxins, meaning he can make Tony less that 100% on fight week.
What conor didn't know is that T Ferg is a fucking ninja and could feel the microscopic chip inside his leg, and subsequently fell down the rabbit hole in understanding what had happened.
Look into it, there's a lot of shit on youtube.
i would say joe rogan but theres 0 chance he pisses clean
He should fucking heem Joe and then stand over his limp body telling him I think YOU'D be surprised motherfucker
And then he calls out Ngannou and heems him
yeah, i mean that was obvious
tom breese isnt fighting because of a "panic attack" what does that even mean
he should be cut, his second time pulling out due to non physical health reasons
Means he should be cut from the ufc
>giving espn money
I'd rather do something productive like shit in my own mouth
means his arse fell out and he bottled it
although i like the new tony related schizo posting its too soon. Wait at least a couple of weeks before you make fun of the situation you monster
>March 5: Cristina wrote that she picked Tony up to take him again to Keck Medical Center again. While they were driving there, they hit traffic on the 405 freeway in Los Angeles. While the car was moving, Cristina wrote that Tony jumped out, onto the freeway, ran away, jumped over a fence and disappeared.
That can't be Conor right? Has to be someone else managing his twitter
What’s the best DIY method of extracting potential tracking devices from oneself?
Him and Tony have the same management, they probably run conors twitter too
isn't that what you're supposed to do when you might bash the fuck outta somebody? Just leave? Sounds perfectly sane to me, this whole thing's starting to smell like setup, Tony's fine everybody, don't even worry about it
based boi. champ shit.
>Keck Medical Center
kicking pipes
#snapintoit
is it implanted in soft tissue or hard? If it's in hard tissue you pretty much have to kick a pipe
It can only be removed during a full moon with a silver knife, fact
>There was a time when Tony vowed to protect her and their son, but Cristina wrote that he has begun to think she is evil and will not let her shower or be in the bathroom alone.
>“[His] behavior is getting worse and more frightening,” Cristina wrote. “I am afraid that during one of [Tony’s] episodes [Tony] will kill me, our son and/or himself.”
Yep, that's it for Tony's career. RIP to the most entertaining fighter to ever grace the UFC.
You can tell Ali's got the password to all his guys' Twitter accounts and shit. Standard stuff I guess
its a way of holding a child you spergs
Exactly what tony did in his fight camps, kick a metal pipe...
this is probably one of the more mundane things that happens on LA freeways. usually its mothers abandoning their newborns or serial killers dumping corpses
Tony Sperguson
do we have any evidence that she isn't evil? No, we don't; this is fuckin bullshit Tony's getting screwed in this deal, fuck these people
Shut the fuck up, nerd.
I mean, the real surprise would be if Tony doesn't murder someone
sad
>I woke up one night with Tony standing over me screaming REPENT! REPENT! REPENT! REPENT! over and over. I didn't understand what he meant, and he was holding a crucifix out at me. I tried to run but he held me down and forced himself to vomit down my throat. He cried and said he was sorry but he had to get the curse lifted from him. He then handed me a videotape, then grabbed it off me again and smashed it over his head. We don't even have a tape player.
Yeah I think Tony has to retire.
Deported
Damn it's already been almost a year since this tweet.
take a bath with holy water
>sitting in la traffic
>passenger of car ahead jumps out and starts running
>it’s fucking tony Ferguson barefoot
>front flips over side fence
>disappears
I don’t think even /heem/ would have believed this post
Okay? Did you have anything to actually substantially add, retard?
Did the memes push Tony over the edge?
isnt it the worst traffic in america?
even though both guys are my boys i would root for tony in a fight between them
canada are you still sleeping take over the picks
I would believe it. It's unironically the type of shit Tony would do
"Nah, I don't really feel like fighting today. Maybe next time"
I like Al but realistically he is a part timer bum
The fact that Tony Vs Khabib will never happen now and we got Tony/Pettis and Khabib/Al instead is sheer cruelty by the MMA gods
Absolute kino
The UFC always knew Tony was a crazy weirdo and wouldn't let him near the belt
you can't have someone that unhinged being the face of your sport
Has he gone too far this time?
Worst most obnoxious drivers in the world. I’ve been to everywhere in the Caribbean and they all drive like retards with a death wish but I’d take that over any of the dystopian soccer mom wagecuck sprawl here
It pretty bad for what I can remember
jej
>MMA
>Real sport
i agree with your post but since you used the term "MMA gods" id ask your politely to go back you fucking plebbit nigger
Tony confines his psychotic breaks to his home, McNuggets is far worse as the face of the UFC due to his public chimpouts
wew
Fuck you Hans I'll fucking heem you if you ever speak to me again okay
And now Poirier-Holloway and Pettis-Wonderboy. We're getting memed on so hard, think of how good a tournament would have been
*throws a handtruck through a bus*
*assaults the father of a mob boss*
*jumps into a packed crowd and starts a brawl*
*has military dictators as a sugardaddy*
*tries to murder a pregnant a woman*
oh hunny persent
LOL
Nope, the UFC lovers the Conor antics, its like a bad boy from a movie and plays directly to the UFC fanbase
Tony is just a complete delusional weirdo saying legit crazy stuff
Prime Al heems Till.
Event begins in 3 bings
IF tony ever comes back to the UFC he will be in his late 30s with a bum knee, riddled with personal/mental issues, and will be drugged up out of his mind to control his manic behavior. He will come back as a shell of his former self. The lunatic who butchered RDA for 25 minutes at altitude is gone, we will never get to see that guy fight Khabib.
the ape McNugget caz's only love this shit.
All the UFC fans cry and whine when Jon literally breathes, they are MUH SHAME TO THE LEGITIMACY OF THE SPORT fags
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I believed everything after him heeming Joe
>Nope
Yes. That is all unhinged and far more destructive than simply being woke and opening your third eye and realigning your chalkra and activating your aura. Brainlets like yourself are stuck in the simulation of reality not realizing its only as real as each person sees it. Self-accelerationism. Look into it #SnapIntuit
Unironically
sounds kino as fuck, book it, if only for the eventual adaptation
I am ready
WE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIN
ESPN+ player on PS4 is fucking dogshit.
I didnt realize that random hue that Shevchenko destroyed is fighting today
His knee is fine. All he has to do is pretend to be taking his meds like John Nash then people will finally see how sane he actually is. We’re the drugged out ones. We are crazy for seeing crazy when its life and actuality
the drug tony is prescribed: side effects include weight gain and gyno. risperidone is not recommended for autistic people with mild aggression and explosive behavior
WE
ARE
LIIIIIIVE
With Dan Hardy and John Gooden this is the United. Fighting. CHALLENGE.
*belch*
WE ROOOLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!
LET'S GO BABY!
YOU'RE NIGHT, YOU'RE FIGHT, LET'S GET IT RIGHT
>comfy 6 pm ufc
based uk cards
>Oh, tony w-what are you doing here? Real sick glasses man haha, what’s the gun for?
*farts*
New combo actually
im watchin the fights here shutup!!!!!!!!
utterly based
See you guys in 10 bings
The important thing is that Bisping isn't there
what the hell does gamebread mean?
where to watch the prelims in U.K.?
ufc.tv
That's pretty funny considering that the fire stick actually works well
R8 my parlay & post yours
mad lad
espn.com
It's the warm, buttery bread you eat during fites
>Remember Team Cucuy - Champ Shit Only.
Tony gets out of his car and begins to walk towards the UFC Performance Institute holding an AR-15 with "#DefendOrVacate" written on it.
Kek
lmao
>picking all 3 fights wrong
kek
you think Diakese is due for a win? he seems flushed
You silly fuck
Huh I thought Karyn Bryant got left behind at FS1.
I wonder if we'll get some kino megan olivi walk and talk segments.
I don't like the Diakese leg
That's both Tito-level idea and also Tito-level execution.
Didn't breese pulled out last time with anxiety attack?
lads can you teach me how to pulse picograms?
facken starrrrrt u cuntz
Nelson is getting heemed.
for peak performance pump a pinch of primo picograms
I swear if I don't find a working stream I'm heading to the nearest UFC Performance Institute and going Boston Tea Party on they ass
Can't he just get anxiety medicine or is that not allowed by usada?
fuckin saved
I guess I got what I deserved didn't I
It took me 5 seconds to get a working stream, what's the problem?
pretty sure that's the case
>prescription drug ads on a paid streaming app
Disgusting
btfo
Megan is a UFC employee, not Fox. She confirmed she is still working with the UFC on her twitter page
Thank god
ask people in the walls
I don't get it, does no one else but me pay for a vaderstreams sub?
I liked the walk & talk even though people made fun of it
get ready for the non stop gambling adds soon
You should work on your reading comprehension, stupid.
4 you
Those are only on british broadcasts, dummy.
why are so many mma fans degen gamblers
Klose, Hooker & Haqparast are all killers.
It’s Duffy who is flushed.
Dude lost to Poirier & got KO’d by Vick.
Mark my words. The Englishman is going to sleep.
>why are so many bongs degen gamblers
Fixed that for you. It does seem like their entire economy is based on sports betting.
Just got word lads that Till was sick over night and is out of the main event
Just thought i'd give you a heads up
only a year away from being here
Vick and Pea Head would flush Klose, Hooker and Haqparast all day
Some1 please Link stream, that freemma stream reddit only has some discord now
ufc.tv retard
You should work on your takedown and submission defense because I'm gonna fuckin double leg you and arm triangle you
No dude that was a prelims fight
Alright who've you got for this one bros
For me it's Grundy
Whoever picks the loser is gay
No it was Till you fucktard
WONDERWAAAAAALLL
smiler my man
do you guys know if you can watch the prelims with dazn?
>that song
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is there a /heem/ ps4 community?
Who sings this walkout song?
lots of english wrestlers on this card. fucks going on?
For me it's Grundy
Evanescence
>oasis entrance
che schifo
they put all english cans they can fight on the card
grundy ez work
kill yourself
tony's wall friend
acestream?
Lol I guess we'll see. There's no way they wouldn't have announced a cancellation by now, if anything Till will fight sick and get heemed by George
5.7 vs 5.8 manletoff, winner gets 2 inches
based Buffer is there
>nad
based and WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pilled
BORING
this fight is SHIT
>3 man team
wew
>already full arena
Gj bongs
WOOO
lmao
Im glad Felder is there 2bh
Buffer loves British slags
h-he knew...
they have the same manager
Not me. There's no need for two color guys.
i like him on commentary but this feels too busy and neither seem too sure on when to talk
i just snorted a line
yeah, i like him
did the people in the walls warn him about the NZ shootings? was that what drove him over the edge?
Grundy champ by 2020
>REEEurEEEE
nice horn bongs
Poor performance by the airhorn there
>that horn
He's white, racist
cuck horn
10-9 Grundy
Narrowminded got this
>triggered britnig joe Duffy fan detected
Commentary should just be two guys shooting the shit with one corporate drone to read out advertisements every 10 minutes.
bump?
>Feb. 5: Cristina wrote that Tony did not sleep and he believed there would be a great flood as a result of the lunar eclipse. Tony allegedly purchased a life raft and took Cristina and their son on a drive inland, all the way to Palm Desert, Calif., about 111 miles from their home in Santa Ana. Cristina wrote that Tony woke her and her son up in the middle of the night there and said they had to leave, because they were not safe. Tony promised to seek help with mental issues if there was no flood, but later refused, she wrote.
>Feb. 12: Tony had what Cristina described as a “psychotic break or a panic attack.” He screamed in her face, sweared at her and believed she was someone else, she wrote.
>“I woke up late that night to [Tony] standing over me accusing me of being a witch,” Cristina wrote.
>Feb. 16: Cristina wrote that Tony unplugged the refrigerator and turned off half the power in their home, because he believed there were cameras in the refrigerator and ceiling fan and that he was being watched. He also cut the wires to the heat and air conditioning units, she wrote, because he believed there was a tracking device in it. Tony allegedly tore the vanity mirror off the bathroom wall, because he believed there was something behind it and took his son’s food away because he believed it was poisoned.
>Feb. 19: Tony allegedly agreed to be taken for psychological help at Keck Medical Center at USC. Cristina and her father went to pick him up, she wrote. When they arrived, they saw furniture and walls in the home had been destroyed. The mantel was ripped off the wall, because Cristina wrote that Tony believed there was a hidden doorway under the fireplace. Santa Ana police were called that day, which is also around when she moved into her parents’ home, she wrote.
what
the
fuck
is this cte or was he always this crazy?
jesus...
is that your dinner?
Which poster here has the most devastating octagon control?
For me i think you'd be surprised it's literally Dernbro
SHOT CLOCK BROUGHT TO YOU BY STETSON GRAVEL
THE ONLY GRAVEL WITH THE STONES TO ENTER THE OCTAGON™
He's bipolar at the very least, don't think cte makes you crazy.
OH HES HURT MIKE
Sup, heem! I'm taking my first jiu jitsu class tomorrow. Pretty nervous and excited at the same time. Anyone here train?
SPICY AS FUCK
ABSOLUTE BANGER
fucking homo stoppage, fuck this gay sport
thinking about going out, but everybody ditched on me
and i got some bump nahmean
waiting for a friend to tell me if he can hook me up with molly i might go out alone
S P I C E
HEEM STOPPY
EARLY WTF...
Good first fight, but a bit early
>Early
retard
WEW
BANGER
HEEEEEM APOLOGISE TO ENGLAND
The Justbleed in me would have wanted a full heem but that was unironically a fine stoppage
Absolute banger
>"""brit""" heemed
that's a good start
20-17 Grundy?
Fine stoppage, he wasn't blocking anything.
Fight of the night so far lads
Stoppage was fine. Ref gave him plenty of warnings to do a better job of defending.
100% EARLY
Calling it now, this card is going to be a shit show. That will be the only heem in a night of decisions
stop
get TKO'd by an English grappler bros
have fun bro, good luck
we won you salty french cunt
I swear why are you Frenchies still so salty
Restraining orders and hoax domestic abuse are classic divorce techniques to rob the man of his earnings in Jew courts
>stream fucks up just before something happens
based
except the last minute it was absolute shaite
after seeing the 2nd angle, that was early
>have to drive 150km each way to see my gf performing in a play rather than watching the card
In many ways I heemed myself
It does. Though it’s usually accompanied by some form of motor impairment
I don't think he had anything left, but maybe a tad early stop
Like bopped him on the head... How do you go down from that? Looked fixed
bad ref he was just trying to break his hands with his face
its tough out there, bee
Holy fuck I missed it lads. Gonna end up paying for espn+ at this point
You dont have a gf
wow rude
why would you say this? very sad
Where's the translator?
I know you did, that's why I said that was a good start.
kek i can't deny that
true but, crazy people also exist
no. wood silva nelson marshman safarov henry and mccann should all be early
based as always
The face Narimani makes as he's going down is killing me
I think you'll find it's a good value, there's a lot of cards on UFC reloaded, I throw them on when I work out
very hungry, based 1 for the Brits gona go get something to eat
>driving 4 hours for no reason and missing a card for fun
I wish that I didn't have one in times like this.
Ooooo boy I can't wait to watch this crack head fight
Screenshot it and when I'm proven right, post your buccys
Molly is a cute
So that means she will be heemed by the Brazilian munster
who here /meatball/?
I'm sorry I'm quite hungry so I think it perhaps manifested as anger and clouded my judgement. My mistake, have a nice weekend
what the fuuuuuuuuuuckk
for sure he's a beast but he gets lured into wild exchanges and ends up getting counter banned alot
You arn't driving anywhere you larping fuck
cringe
>Tom Breese vs. Ian Heinisch fight was cancelled due to health issues
what the fuck I actually wanted to see this one
I bet Molly's fucking dirty in bed
>Cachoeira is still alive
Had no idea
>165 bucks
>3 grams
so sorry bro
Tom Breese has been sick for basically the last 4 years
makes you lick her dingle berry crusted asshole
Thanks, bro. I appreciate it.
wwwwwaaaait a minute isnt tony ferguson 10th planet? fucking eddie
...
Breese should be cut
...
Based
>clean
She is a juicy fucken slut guaranteed
Someone doesn't understand concentrates
>Not a gamethread
Fuck off zoomer
New
GAMETHREAD
Oh for fucks sake
Knockouts are great, but knockdown faces are the best
oh but I do, I pay 25 a gram, shatter wax or cartridge
That sounds hella based to be honest with you family.
look at this pathetic shilling