What are our chances against United?

He is their '12 Torres

*sigh*

CAM ON YOU REDS

Lets me real; the only games the Ole's united have looked bad in have been the two against PSG but they still found a way to win. We're worse than PSG.

definitely gonna smash them dabbers

We might beat them but we'll need a massive miracle (read: massive rigging) to win the CL
FCB is good enough to win La Liga and Copa del Rey but not really good enough to win a real title in Europe

>We
What part of Catalonia are you from?

Barcelona ciutat.

Barcelona are fucked. Busqets? Slow old man. Rakitic? Manlet twink.

Nowhere near physical enough to handle a trio of Pogba, Matic, and Ander

Pogboom especially is about to give them a BLACKING of a lifetime. He’s just too physically imposing.

>living in Barcelona and not partying every night with dumb drunk northern european whores

why

Couldn't even handle McTomminay

Manure's trio is nowhere near the trio of bribed referees Uefalona will have on their side, my slightly overweight friend. Plus VAR bullshittery. UEFA will try everything in their power to make a Messi vs Ronaldo final happen (as they've been trying to for many years now but usually Atletico got in the way, and last time was >Roma) since they're getting old. Expect some blatant refball.

Really depends on how well United's midfield holds up imo. If Herrera/Matić can stifle the service to Barcelona's forwards, I can see United frustrating Barça over 2 legs and maybe edging through by 1 goal (maybe even on away goals again).

If that doesn't happen, then I can see Barcelona storming through. Given the chance, Messi will embarrass whichever defenders United put out and probably score a hat-trick.

do you know why Roma happened? because Barcelona can't score a single away goal in CL knockouts. In fact Suarez has 0 goals since 2015 outside of Bernabeu for the champions league. All united have to do is score 1 goal at the Camp Nou and it's finished

>Messi will embarrass whichever defenders United put out and probably score a hat-trick.
Yeah, just like he did against Roma

are people really thinking Manure is any good?

This is the same team that was 7th in the table and currently fighting for 4th kek

Mourinho was in charge for 17 league matches this season and left United in a terrible position. Under Solskjær the team is such better. Not just in pure footballing terms, but also better at digging out results even when they've been outplayed (like they were under Ferguson).

Unironically the best team in England and about to BTFO Barcelona if those fucks don't wake up and realize it

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50%-50%, no trolling
In one hand, Barca is shit and weak, right now we're not really capable of face good bus parking teams anymore, a solid defense and 3 guys over Messi is all it takes to beat us or at least to keep it 0-0. Doing that, all you need is a lucky goal in a corner, a cross or a free kick (our players are short manlets with no physical strength mostly, so we're weak as fuck in these kind of plays) to beat us, which Manchester is obviously capable of doing.
In the other hand, United is a meme team right now, they're not really strong, if we get a lucky night where we get goals out of nowhere that could be enough to beat them. It's an accessible match.

luckily for barça the 2nd leg is at home

I thought 2009 was the Ronaldo Messi final

Barca will score 2 at old trafford. They will score 1 at home. They will concede 1 away and 1 at home.

Messi will carry them past united.

They've scored once in their last 5 Road knock out games. Messi played in all those games

>Bernabeu
>checks flag

I hope divegrass brainlets keep betting United to advance. Barca to semis is almost a lock

finally he will be able to score past liverpool too

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Virgil "Mountain of a man" van Dijk is going to pocket him

where was virgin dyke against red star, napoli and psg AWAY.
messi, alba's creative passing willl make matip, dyke look like chimps

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Where was Messi against Roma? If they can hold van Dijk won't break a sweat

Manure had a relatively easy set of fixtures up until excluding the Liverpool game and they were just recently raped by Arse Anal.

United outplayed them. They had 4x expected goals ignoring the penalty

The odds are good and I don't understand why so many are underrating Barca simply because they're playing pragmatic football. They raped their CL group easily - barely breaking a sweat against Tottekike at Wembley and played a C team against them at home since they had 1st place settled by the last group stage game.

I guess people stopped rating Barcelona highly when they got the 0-0 draw against Lyon but that was the result of absolutely terrible and statistically rare finishing - they dominated the fuck out of Lyon in their stadium and should have scored at least 3-4 goals there. And Lyon aren't a bad side either - they literally beat the so called CL favorites Man Shitty at their oil stadium and played evenly for a draw in France.

While Manure are slightly better than Lyon, the match can still easily end in a rape in favor of Barca. PSG were able to destroy them in Old Trafford. Barcelona can do the same and they are one of the hardest teams to beat at Camp Nou. The only way Manure get through is through away goals and hoping Lenglet or Pikek have a bad night.

>all there is to life is partying and fucking whores
This site is 18+

It's always an american flag with these posts that fellate uefalona

*gets shot*

It's always a britsharia faggot flag with these posts that fellate Manshitster Poonited and the "E"PLel

They will be sixth by the end of this week

Easy win. United is a meme right now.

>expected goals
Please, show me the expected goals PL table since Solskjaer came in

This must be old as fuck, they now drawn 2 games (Burnley and Liverpool) and lost 1 (Arselel).

>recently raped by Arse Anal
>Arselel scoring from a De Gay blunder and a refballed pen whilst Lukaku misses 3 sitters is rape

Are you some kind of overreacting feminist m8?

You can hate expected goals all you want, but when it shows you have 4 times the advantage there's some truth in it. I don't think anyone who watched that game would say United were comprehensively beaten