Heem

Thoughts on Brendan Schaub?

he's so fucking fat it makes me dislike him. I don't buy his nice guy ask the first question all the time shtick. he's definitely a fat cunt

Right here, to your left

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I dont care about his fatness, he always ask the most softball and uniteresting questions possible.

why not give everyone 1 million a month?

he didn't share

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Oof

Dana cucks seething, Diaz bless

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Yang btfo i'm no longer voting for him

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49 kebabs removed

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>burning crosses
wdhmbt

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Anyone here speak fluent Tony

You can find my interpretation in the old thread

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he's like an anime character basically

is it me or is there barely any difference

>when the highlight of your career is getting dissed on stage by Conor

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www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/

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wtf, those arms are lobovesque

it's funny because he wasn't lying and actually is a pretty good heemster
He will be who da fook is dat guy'd until the day he dies

Lovely cameltoe on the right. *sniff*

How bout u go an fuck off my country then you peice of shit

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talmbout the kukuy klan b

happy new fucken steroid year

Wait, so this London card is gonna be in the middle of the day here?

Since when do third-worlders get their cards at local primetime?

/heem/ gimme your best gadoosh

retard

Good, he’s a piece of shit lmao

it's funny because most wrestlers would "heem" any of these so called fighters

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To be fair a lot of them have real fight experience

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*Mogs your entire event while not even in it*

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Why's he holding the mic stand like that bros? Isn't not knowing what to do with you hands a sign of autism?

I swear to god if Asgooka ever worked that stiff with my Blissy... I'm getting upset just thinking about it.

amen brother

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Miesha looks a bit like Schaub

These are both my posts btw

>You wanna do it?

Thanks!

Brendan "The Hybrid" Schaub. No (You)'s necessary. Enough said.

she's literally no different..could have been taken the same day

just better lighting, angles and resolution

How is this hairstyle called?

what belt you got heem? bout to get my second stripe soon

Masvidal looks like he actually trained, nice

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actually felt bad for asscum having to stand on that stage and field questions from those inbred mush-mouthed angloids.

i got a couple $700 Louis belts and a few G's worth of Hermes belts hanging in my closet what you got lil boi

Mma fans are all iq-deficient it shouldnt shock you

More of a m-m-munster HEEM than a gadoosh, but it's a personal favorite, b

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in many ways miesha has more of a predator face than ngannou

how much do ufc fighters get paid to do that? surely they, especially askren, wouldn't do it for free.

Her face is pure poverty without makeup.

I'm a home cooked meal

I think media obligations are included in their contracts.

Been away from /been/ for a day, you lads heard about Ferguson being a schizo? Sherdog wasn’t lying

i wonder if that includes traveling to another country to do a q&a when you're not fighting

jeff wouldnt have said anything if it wasnt true sherwood is god

*psssssst* hey Tony

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>MMA
>Real sport

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Funny how quiet things are when tcity germany is in london away from his computer

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would you rather fight for a "living" or work at motel6?

Thug lyfe

If you fight like Khabib or GSP, you'll be fine. If you fight like Eddie or Gaycheese, you deserve CTE.

Probably make the same or more money managing a Motel 6 that being a mediocre UFC fighter tbqh. Plus less CTE

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Eddie is twice the fighter plus one dog than safe boring fighters like Khabib and GSP are

>le casual irish man

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probably fighting since i'd be undefeated two division champ with 25KO in 25 fights

>bro I'm the most violent fighter out there!
>*gets face rearranged*
>heh, at least I'm not a pussy!
At least Conor knew what counter punching was and managed to fight safe and be entertaining

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>human centered
>capitalism
ultimately she's just a trade unionist so you can't expect too much but it's still disappointing. just remember your history (afl-cio).

*shoots for takedown*

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Eddie was foolish keeping his dog in reserve, we never saw what Perro Eddie could do.

This Tony news got me unnironically bummed out

she looks both more and less asian in each picture compared to the other.
interdasting

he's a fag with no self control and dana is scum for going to bat for him

HEEMINDER THAT MARC ARAMINI BROUGHT UP SCHWAB AS AN EXAMPLE OF THE RARE MMA FIGHTER WITH GOOD BOXING LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Reneau was as buttmad after losing as anybody I've seen in a while, she's always been kinda snakebit with that sorta thing

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MO-MO-MO-MO-MONSTERKILL

kek im surprised that this wasnt posted sooner. i guess we really are all chads who dont watch anime here (except you....and me).

she cute

i know it's backseat counterterrorism but i cant help feel that the group he completely turned his back to probably could have rushed and overpowered him. that one guy got really close and wasnt even from behind.

>you now remember people saying TJ could take on Max

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TJ made all the right moves, such a shame he was robbed by the ref.

eddie was paid to take a dive, everyone knows this

What did he do?

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Yep, people just become paralyzed with fear in these situations. All it would take is 5 or so people to charge him and grab the gun then overpower him. Sure he'd probably shoot a couple before they got to him but there's no way he kills them all. Pretty sad to see desu

You deserve some recognition for this post anyway brother. I precciate the humidity

how succesfull is his whiskey?
any numbers/reports?

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Darren Till vs. Jorge Masvidal
Leon Edwards vs. Gunnar Nelson
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Dominick Reyes
Nathaniel Wood vs. José Alberto Quiñónez
Danny Roberts vs. Cláudio Silva
Jack Marshman vs. John Phillips

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Pretty sure it was only TJ saying that

y'all think darren tills narrow interpupillarly distance could be an advantage when it comes to striking and managing distance?

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>Rockhold
0 MW defenses
>GSP
0 MW defenses
>Whittaker
0 MW defenses

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Wake up tony

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sometimes people react that way

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thurston_High_School_shooting#Shooting

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>Weidman
2 Fluke wins against Silva

>Bisping
Unanimous (Everyone agreed) Decision that Bisping beat Silva

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TILL
Nelson
Reyes
Wood
Roberts
Marshman

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based coral with his Yea Forums pass

>Yoel Romero
Never won a UFC title fight and missed weight for 2/3 of them

>Bisping
Dominant 1st round KO over Prime Rockhold

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>kek medical center

bit concerned desu

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>Bisping
got slept by two fat welterweights on his way out

>Keck medical centre
lel

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Come on man, don't respond. Are you stupid?

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Natty GOAT contender? He only lost to roiders. Let's go one by one.

>Rashad Evans
>Dan Henderson
>Vitor Belfort
>Wanderlei Silva
>Chael Sonnen
>Kelvin Gastelum
Steroid users

>Bisping
Natty

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So this is the power of CTE

>tracking device in an air conditioning unit
what purpose would this serve? seems like Tony hasn't thought this through properly.

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Tony Ferguson the type of guy to unironically Chris Benoit his family

>I worked my ass off bro. *sobs*

>People think this CTE'd retard could beat Khabib
kek

i just like triggering him

tony has schizophrenia

>you will never again experience the kino that was Michael Bisping's BTFOing of Anderson Silva, then winning the title by heeming Cockhold, then avenging his loss against Hendo, ultimately forcing GSP out of retirement to finally put a stop to his reign
absolutely based bisping

Who was the Brendan Schaub of tuf season 10?

SEETHING little fairies

>meets eddie bravo once

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Is Tiger okay? Seechurz are one thing, but a CTE'd abuser is a different matter.

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Tony’s obsession with Tiger is making a lot more sense all of a sudden.

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Why is the info about tony available to the public?

>Tony learns all of the government’s lies from Eddie Bravo
>A few months away from beating Khabib and becoming a national sports icon

>Wife conveniently begins claiming he is insane

Please don’t tell me you guys are bluepilled enough to believe this.

So, tony is like legit crazy. He needs serious help and should not be fighting.

Finally giving it a try boys

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Till
Edwards
Reyes
Wood
Silva
Philips

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Could Schaub defend his wife's son from Tony?

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I guess he finally found out wheres his kid at

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your mom needs serious help and should not be fighting

>not wanting to watch schizos and psychos fight each other inside a cage

they can sell some serious wolf tickets off this, caz

Darrell the doughboy
Rocky
The Oez
Wood
Silva
Marshman

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Reminder: Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson is the real predator.

youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

If you have spotify prem they’re throwing hulu in for free rn /heem/, just an fyi luv u bb. stay safe cucuy bless

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Epin and based. Tony Ferguson the type of guy to double homicide his family, Chris Benoit style.

you better not be the same guy who was complaining about not having his picks taken last time lol

Because you're all being worked into a seething shoot by the UFC. Dana just doesn't want Tony to compete and is going to pressure him out of the company.
I'm just saying look into it. Who hates that Tony wears sunglasses indoors? Dana. Who put that cable there to take advantage of it? Dana. He was looking for that Khabib/Conor fight. And Tony conveniently has to undergo surgery after tripping over that cable at a mandatory UFC event. I wonder who performed the surgery. It's almost as if it was a sting, and the perfect opportunity to slip a little something into his leg. Why is Tony kicking pipes in training? To destroy the chip.

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>time between posts
coral just admit it's you.

Jorge
Gunnar
Volkan
KINOnez
Silva
Marshman

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Everybody go to Twitter and tell Tony that his son is the mole.

Operation Drown Ferg Jr

>picks
>how do they work?

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kys fag

*Tiger is the mole

Hot take of the week: Kadyrov planted a Dagestani spy to live inside of Tony's walls to spike his food with crushed-up powder of antacids to increase his chances of osteoporosis.

heem would never do anything this based, but you can still join the WhatsApp

reminder tony was the calm one during the werdum confrontation and werdum will murder his own family

Werdum isn’t preparing for a great flood now is he? They said Benoit was a polite guy too.

Till
Edwards
Reyes
Quinonez
Roberts
Philips

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People laughed at Noah until he was right.
#IStandWithTony

>when you type in alexagrasso and get this:
instagram.com/p/Bji5pYrDukq/

lol seething tonycuck werdum is a saint

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its not karen montes but I would still dringe the water that touched their butts

Volkov gave him quite the beatification

imagine roiding to look like that

>chris

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This is the moment when tony started hearing voices

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Gastelum will win quite easily.

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>Israel will l-lose...... THIS time!!!

Werdum had one eye and went out on his shield like a true Brazilian warrior, he won most of that fight and will win the rematch

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It wouldn't be fair to the other guy, or to tony.
youtu.be/0z-oJTZ1b5Q?t=104

He will

israel adecanya

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I still watch Ride the Tiger every 6 months or so

cringe

upset alert: Masvidal wins

Wrong. Schaub said Till wins via Heem in the 3rd

>+200
Is it that big of an upset? I see till getting heemed badly

GOATren is pretty confident that toilet till wins and has gone all in with him so I'm thinking he knows something we don't

Is that the dork who said Tyquil would beat snoozeman?

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>Implying Khabibs chimp outs aren't from cte

>chimp outs
It's called not being a cuck when someone talks shit about you and your family but I guess Americans don't know about this sort of thing

Post webms

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FIGHTS HERE
youtu.be/I9ZAotBWSk8

tony ferguson got the schizophrenia

Oh fer ser b khabib is definitely not a cuck my dude

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fucking dudes is literally the furthest thing from being cucked, at least get your insults straight

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for SHURE getting dropped 3 times in a row is the right moves, b.

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Based mexikino

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who else watching?

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>Leave literally anything other than fighting to me

Schaub wins the rematch

>remembering the time where Joe Rogan himself believed Ronda Rousey could actually heem Floyd in a street fight, it was deemed sexist to say that a random dude off the couch would heem her, and there was actually belief that she WOULDN'T be murked by the absolute shittest male fighters on the roster
>is hyped as a girl power icon despite being possibly the biggest cunt of a champion ever and undoubtedly the sorest loser of all
>Amanda, who is pretty much everything meme rousey was made out to be, gets zero of the immense shilling that she actually deserves

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you got a link brother?

see here

thanks m8

based Schaub digging for unders

I'm a few beers in, starting to feel handsy

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I'd heem everybody itt

ref looks like amanda nunes

I hope Gomi doesnt have CTE

let’s see what happens

The drinking will get him first, anyway. Live fast till the end

Send me location

928 Terrace St

Poor Tony, he's been really screwed over by circumstance. Hope to see him back because he's our boy & a fucking madman to watch. Prefer that he retires if he's seriously unwell though.

BAM BAM

Did their lips touch at all?

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Tony Ferguson was set up

Isn't that pretty much a gadoosh tho?

20 bings fights come back

Yes, but the real question is who did it?

he was right in front of us all along

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Big if true, very big

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Alex Hernandez on the left

5/10, if maybe let her suck my dick after 6 beers, if she swallows

heh nobody at Titan FC even knows who Usman is

>5/10, if maybe let her suck my dick after 6 beers, if she swallows

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true fightfan detected

STREAM IS BACK
youtu.be/7gW4S1h7iSQ

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Im mcgregor

I thought Tony took care of Tiger

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Tiger implanted a computer chip in Tony's leg

Dodge plant the cord behind tony also?

Tony looking worse day by day

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Jay would heem Tony in the first

>Santos
>Reyes
>Walker
>Rockhold

all beat Gus my man

He's a very handsome man

>Rockhold
LMAO

Yikes take my guy

usually I would disagree but Gus' looked like he was just fighting for a paycheck against Boney Jones

>Cockhold beating Gus

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How is this LUX promotion able to use an octogon? I thought that was a UFC trademark

>Chinlethold beating a good boxer

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he has all the tools my guy

Aside from a chin

I think Rockhold is flushed but Gus looks like he doesnt give a fuck, what am I supposed to think?

Damn I love how this general for MMA doesn't even watch the MMA events posted in the thread when they are free and on YouTube it really shows that the anons here like the sport

Luke's chin will only get stronger going up, he has DC in his corner and could easily grapple fuck Gus

damn i want to give her my dick

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>The bunda

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yoel kills Gus my man

>cuckstafsson
>good boxer
top z0rz

Better than chinlethold

I look forward to seeing this Mendoza guy in the UFC

Should’ve been Till-Edwards and Masvidal-Gunnar

Champ shit only

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Some of you are alright. Don't watch the UFC tomorrow night.

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INteresting, unfortunately Till can only beat LWs

this will get you v& not even trolling

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MMA outside the UFC is fucking garbage dude come on

Rory is Underrated af, its sucks he is not in the ufc

Imagine being this casual

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these are good fights you dumb fucker, even brawl in a mall was KINO

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They definitely get paid to do these pressers, including hotels/travel. It's all apart of their marketing budget end of the day. Probably isn't much though, like $5,000-$10,000 I'd guess to show up to these events but you get to stay in a nice hotel and free transportation.

he looked pretty pathetic against lima and gegard desu.

Based crap.tv poster

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HOLY SHIT got any more webms?

More lol this is Sapp tier

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>MMA fighters trying to box

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i thought they had down syndrome lmao

Post jewtube link

absolutely top lads
this was perhaps peak MMA. I really enjoyed the intervals when they got random people to do pushups, very engaging

...

What's next for Garbrandt?

Walmart.

>mmafighting.com/2019/3/15/18267834/tony-fergusons-wife-details-ufc-stars-alleged-frightening-behavior-taking-of-son-in-court-filing

holy shit tony is actually cuckoo for cocoa puffs

has someone shopped him into orbit yet

>The Coco (or Cuco, Coca, Cuca, Cucuy, Cucuí) is a mythical ghost-monster, equivalent to the bogeyman, found in many Hispanophone and Lusophone countries. He can also be considered an Iberian version of a bugbear,[1] as it is a commonly used figure of speech representing an irrational or exaggerated fear.

>name yourself after crazy mind monster
>turn out to be schizophrenic
a little on the nose. i wish the writers would be more subtle

proofs

Jimmy Rivera or Alejandro Perez

Gracias amigo

Imagine if walker heems jones

Imagine if Dana decided to pay the fighters fairly.

LUX fight league is taking over

Calm down yang

Has there ever been a more inspirational wmma athlete?

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This thot dj is something new and fun. UFC btfo once again

Off-camp Paige is literal perfection. Fuck, I would put a baby in her so fast.

Masvidal will sleep tomorrow btw.

No.

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there is something very primally arousing about this pic

kek, this hue thinks he's mexican

all accounts seem to be that they can't pump it out fast enough, just keeps selling. Not sure on exact numbers. From the looks of it, he could never fight again and only miss out on a fraction of potential earnings.

you got a source for that shitpost, pal?

mma-insiders.com/no-12-proves-conor-mcgregor-is-now-much-bigger-than-his-fight-record/

irishpost.com/news/conor-mcgregors-whiskey-terrible-reviews-160860

theblast.com/conor-mcgregor-proper-number-twelve-whiskey-sales-ufc/

thesun.ie/sport/mma/3388833/conor-mcgregor-whikey-sales-six-months-ten-days/

nunes reffing

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has there ever been a more damaged rape victim

>Le spy boy open mouth smile

Jason!

>work
says it all - about the mendez fight, too. Chad suddenly puts his arms down, walks away. and offers no defense AT ALL, just lets Conor punch him in the head

that's a laugh you autist

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>dat horrible left macaroni forearm
must be lookalike

it's her dude, watch the stream

JUST BLEED

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She seems well adjusted. Quit projecting your insecurities

I could probably heem Cody "No Chin, No Brain, No Belt" Garbrandt

why would you want to? he's suffered enough

thanks for the links, but I really do question the long term viability. Its a very competitive space with very well established brands

It kind of seems like when every athlete buys a restaurant, which fail at like a 90% rate

whats the verdict?

spicy fight

This guy really bugs me. Every time I look at him I am filled with a white hot hatred.

kneed him twice in head illegal move..

>get paid literally tens/hundreds of thousands and sometimes MILLIONS of dollars for 15-25 minutes every few months/years
>Waaahhh we deserve more because we say we do
Greedy cunts

Based

get a life

I hope you're being sarcastic?

Wake up Khabib

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>so how are you feeling after this intense fight?

why doesn't he lose weight? He could just stop eating.

Just took the sloppiest Schaub of my life

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what did you eat my guy

McDonalds Hot and Spicy w/ cheese
10 piece McNuggests
2 Chocolate chip cookies
Small coke

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>Americans

That's a big meal.

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Fuck I hate early cards

>Europoor thinks that is a lot of food
How much do you weigh? 120?

>small coke
huh, you on a diet?

FUCK DANA WHITE THE PIECE OF SHIT

this is a very good reaction pic
just felt the need to say that, it's quite adaptable and fits a lot of contexts

MAIN EVENT FIGHT
youtu.be/ZNt3mTbFmsA

good news is they usually suck, but theres a few bangers on this card

And what is the purpose of a reaction image?

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I was talking more about the state of your diet than the amount of it.

uhhhh, ermmmm, to show how you're feeling

damn gee is good live too

youtube.com/watch?v=hsid0tHvIgE

>thinking 1 meal at McDonalds is a regular diet
So you're weak AND retarded?

lovely milkers on those girls

this is another classic heem reaction imagine, quick post some more, the older the better

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Looks like a 40 year old washed-out ex stripper single mom, eww.

Hahahahaha seething amerilard

that is another good one, you're right
good taste

i don't have any on this laptop

I thought his name was based on el aguardiente with the same name :(

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holy shit chimpout

Ive been neet for 5 months and my shoulders are so weak now that it hurts to lift my arms to the sides

This is what 100% of /heem/ posters look like. Prove me wrong.

if you're neet you have more time to train so why so weak

I wish I was an absolute unit like John Morgan

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Fuck wrong picture

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Paige VanZant is.....

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Im gunna NUTT

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Did she have daddy issues?

How many guys in the ufc has he heemed stiff?

19

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FUCKING WHORES AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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glad this faggot disappeared off the face of the earth

STOP posting this picture

>disappeared
He's more popular than ever, and GROWING.

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is that slim jesus

Just checked his record, its pretty good but 10 of those were tkos, only 9 were straight KOs

Sorry not going to happen

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Sorry wrong >You

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what a fucking boss

yo im gunna break this guys femur bone and shove it up his ass haha thats inuuries regards inuries bear

brother issues

>BEST
>PURE
>STRIKER

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>dressing like a confirmed pedo
oof

Thawlts?

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I was thinking he looks great and the size difference isn't as much as I thought. Didn't know if he was actually still interested in fighting or just wanted the money.

fug I wish he got the stoppage there, would have been the GOAT performance

He legit lifts him so effortlessly, genuinely looks like pro wrestling the way Askren goes for a ride

>Angle Slam'd him

I'm going full Mandrama shitposter today and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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askren went limp. fuck herb dean for endangering fighter safety

Why would Herb literally see Robbies hand responding to him and stop the fight regardless

>Ben (((Askren)))

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Because no one wanted fucking Robbie Lawler to win that fight. Robbie Lawler, who couldn't even beat a flushed RDA.

That's not Paige who is it?

Paige.

He's awake and watching us D:

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I am Cornholio, I need TP for Paige's bunghole

did you read this?
mmafighting.com/2019/3/15/18267834/tony-fergusons-wife-details-ufc-stars-alleged-frightening-behavior-taking-of-son-in-court-filing

What are some good fights to show your mom?

how many bongs until the fights, i swear its not the same time as aus and us cards and i always end up missing them

Fucking bullshit that fight wasn't stopped right there and then

I did, Tony is a wacko, it is known, I still love to watch him fight tho

I just checked her story it's not there and not in the tagged, she instantly deleted it?

if it "should" have been stopped, then he should have been beaten unconscious when it continued, yet he wasn't so it shouldn't have been stopped.

What are you, Sherlock Holmes?

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Jorge Masvidal
Leon Edwards
Volkan Oezdemir
Nathaniel Wood
Cláudio Silva
John Phillips

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Who's the guy in the pic? I know I've seen him somewhere.

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I'm just saying robbie got royalty fucked there by that shitty referring

snapintuit

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Animal abuser big dick guy from bangbros

Robbie has nothing more to give. It's more interesting to see Ben Askren prove himself and earn a title run.

>Animal abuser
That's not cool

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I want to clean that tanning bed with my tongue

Cool, bro, thanks for letting us know :)

I work at a small clinic and whenever a hot girl has to give a urine sample, I end up drinking the cups when everyone leaves for the day. With that being said, even I think you're disgusting.

Have sex

A 1-2 CUTIE PIE!

Boring faggot.

lmao what he wants to do probably more unsanitary but if what u do is true for for christ sakes heem yourself bro

Don't knock it till you try it.

i get that there's probably like pheromones n shit in it but i bet you'd probably kill a baby to drink the adrenochrome blood

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Who is worse? Fake Irish Conor nuthuggers or Conor haters that angrily post at him on social media?

or the one complaining about it on an arabian goat herding forum
boom roasted

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Do you guys ever feel bad for Aldo? Like if he could fight Conor again that shit wouldn't even be close to happening twice? Poor dude. A cautionary tale for sure.

Literally what.

look into it

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He was showing miesha what it would look like in her hands

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Meant for

Tony 'El Cucuy' Ferguson

what are some good kickboxing fights to watch

I’m actually worried for him now. Whenever the “never even looked at a weight” types reshape their body, they get immediately flushed afterward.

yeah it'd be way more satisfying to see a stone faced killer like aldo flat line conor than khabib hump him while talking dirty in his ear and then choking him to climax

I've felt sorry for him a long time, people don't give respect to the quiet ones. Brazil loves him though.

How on earth did NSAC allow 5'8 conor to fight a 12'5 980lb titan in nate diaz

it was the pay per view a hunnerd percent b

Look into it

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Being quite comes with the territory when you can't speak fucking English.

Anons it’s been hours how was it

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It's not my duty to entertain you pissdrinker

>Tony “believed our son was Jesus Christ and [Tony] was the second Jesus Christ,” per Cristina’s declaration. She wrote that Tony asked their son if he was possessed or overtaken by other beings, which frightened the child.
Swallowing the flatearthpill was just too much for the lad I suppose

kek

someone should tell him he sucks before he spends his remaining money on gay hats

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youtu.be/g06VetrgZr0
youtu.be/MENg11LmoSk
youtube.com/watch?v=9-7ZubdQmp4

kino take

DUDE WEED LMAO

ty

How the fuck did he not manage to win here

in many ways he did

Herb "Gold Standard" Dean. If robbie was black he'd have stopped it the moment he slammed him

>If robbie was black
That poses an interesting question.

Him and his friends pulled a guy out of his car and beat the shit out of him or something.

heem

all of you

Never seen Edwards fight, can based Gunni beat him?

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Phillips
Silva
Wood
Reyes
Edwards
Masvidal

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discord bongs own /heem/

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Gunni by anaconda choke

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When are the fights

7 hrs 45 mins

>Americans KO guy
>don't stop hitting him
Why are americans like that

Fuck yeah

And me

>he wears the cuck leaf

gets tko'd

Man, Americans are snakes. We bring Vale-tudo to the US and found the UFC. They rename it to MMA and make people forget. We bring the lost and reinvented art of Jiu jitsu to them and now they are trying to say that we didn't contribute to anything and we're arrogant.
Detail: BJJ is called only jiu jisu (japanese word) here and judo is called judo. YOU attached the B because you thought it was different from everything else
If you wanna know we have judo, bjj, muay thai, tae kwon do, capoeira and boxing.

I've read some posts saying that the modern advancements came in the US in the sport which is a joke and I'll show why in 3 pics

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always thought that being jesus is very common for mexicans

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>it's that time of the year where Australians get fucked with the time

Alright, you guys got us but I'm still waking at 6am.

What Bulgaria sees when he looks up

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You're only champ is a dyke lmao

Contrarily, you should be thankful America promoted something Brazilian.

It is American Jiu Jitsu now

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>America promoted
No, Rorion promoted his art in the US and then co-founded the UFC. America didn't promote shit.
If you wanna learn about it watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=r-BExc9SS68

hhahaahah get fucked 'Straya!

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but im watching this and it's actually pretty good
youtube.com/watch?v=fmNYs0Z-wh8

Danaher isn't even american. He is from New zealand and he is a renzo black belt and teaches in Renzo's academy. His game has been shut down by 2 brs
youtube.com/watch?v=AvZ_DH2rFzE

Also as I said we brazilians don't call it "Brazilian jiu jitsu"
We say "jiu jitsu". Listen to demian maia for example

Why are you complaining about them not respecting its hue contribution? We call it Brazilian jiu jitsu, normies probably could only name Gracie if you asked them about bjj competitors.

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Ahh yes, the 'presents-anus' guard.

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I swear to god, I read just the other day that jiu jitsu stopped at the gracies and a guy claiming that the modern BJJ was developed in america which was something so outlandish that I couldn't believe and I saw another article saying that is NO difference between Judo and MODERN Jiu jitsu which is fucking ridiculous. How the fuck anyone that has trained can claim this? I actually have a higher belt in Judo than in jiu jitsu and I also rate wrestling a lot but I wouldn't be crazy to say something like that.

Could you imagine he broke Royce's arm too? Almost funnier that me made him quit on the bench.

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Royce got tapped by wallid in pure BJJ. You gotta understand. It's just like wrestling. Cael sanderson and karelin didn't compete in MMA so Royce isn't the best sport BJJ dude
youtube.com/watch?v=SFtYBvkox38

The gracies are a meme. When Sakura faced a real BJJ chad he got destroyed
youtube.com/watch?v=gUbi2jdLwC0

They're like the nerds that spread the art but not the best at it. It's just like the English. they spread football but they are not the best

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>tapped
that beige individual is sleeping

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>but joe hogan told me Rickson was the best ever

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>hurr durr cage fighters should be role models
I D I O T

Is ABC pregnant or something? Holy shit this doesn't even look like the same person that was in the ring with Dern. Jesus Christ she's fat as fuck.

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I puked a little in my mouth.

>scorpion fighting system
punch real hard, get stepped on?

wouldn't mind being stepped on by certain female fighters if we're being totally upfront family

Derek you there?

gonna be fucking comfy fight night today boys

Imagine actually living here lol

Can Johny Walker bring Brazil back in MMA

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Hope i dont get arrested for being on Yea Forums

lmao the US already has McDojo BJJ gyms
youtube.com/watch?v=SQxh07br2lM

I wonder if we have something similar here (entirely possible)

lmao it seems the dude is actually BR. wtf
I guess he went to the US because no one would get fooled here? How the fuck he got in the US? so funny

>How the fuck he got in the US?
Based hue asking the real questions

Another "u ain't no black belt bro"
youtube.com/watch?v=2FjCa-ZsH8g
This time it's an americano

Not long till new thread bros :D

Pretty autistic to start questioning someone's belt while he's still actively cringing in pain on the floor desu. At least wait until he feels better and then confront him.

"disgustang whoore"

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>gracies are a meme
Renzo and Royler both won ADCC though and Sakuraba tapped them both

Yeah he did but he also lost to these BJJ guys though: Nino Schembri, Arona, Little Nog
and when he was old Jason Miller, Yan Cabral and Shinya Aoki (ok this one he was old as fuck but still aoki is a light dude and dominated him like he was made of paper)
youtube.com/watch?v=s_jVM5gYKs4

Sakuraba is a legend.

What's up /heem/!? Good morning y'all!

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Little Nog didnt even BJJ him, he wasnt the BJJ brother, he just beat his shit in on the feet. Saku has been washed since 2003, bringing up the Aoki fight like it means anything is dumb as shit.

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The gracies have that old ass style. They turned into what they were against. They calcified themselves. Look at the BRs from the 2000s forward
youtube.com/watch?v=2BOg4pGr3nI

Marcelo is the GOAT though

that was so casual

how many of your monthly wages is this cup of chocolate ice cream, venezuela bro?

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