/hoc/

Kek

To be more inclusive of those bothered by the word kill, used in such instances such as "penalty kill," the league should replace it with "quash." So now it'll be "penalty quashing" or pq for short.

i imagine this was the reaction in the room when it was annouced the joe louis was to be replaced by the pizza arena

What do you guys think about removing the salary cap? There seemed to be a lot more parity in the league through the 90s before it was created.

For me it's two time Olympic Gold medalist Rebecca Johnston

And all these years later, still a virgin. Congrats!

Lel

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>pizza "palace"

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>Vich rink has the best ice?
Bell Center (Montrehal) - 28 procents
Roguher Ploceh (Hedmonton) - 21.7 procents
Bell MTS Ploceh (Binnipeg) - 6.6 procents
Axel Energui Center (Saint Paul) - 6 procents
Scottyah Bank Saddlehdomeh (Calgarou) - 6 procents

>Vich rink has the werst ice?
BehBehYahTeh Center (Sundrice) - 16.8 procents
Gila Rivher Arena (Glendaleh) - 10.7 procents
Barclow Center (Prooclun) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Ohnaheym) - 8.6 procents
PehAnCeh Arena (Releigue) - 5.9 procents

where is the next heritage classic game supposed to happen?

was supposed to thunderstorm and now its not :/

Absolute based

>shitpost profusely
>gets called out
>''seething'' ''rent free'' ''obsessed''
Kys Caroliniggers

And fuck the sunbelt

sorry m8 :(

im gonna quash ur mom cuz my dick is 8" down her throat

The Sharks are best

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jets vs flames
oct 26

nhl.com/news/winnipeg-calgary-ready-for-2019-nhl-heritage-classic/c-305811122

its pretty based watching hockey while eating delicious Cesar Wings and a Detroit-Style Deepdish classic only available at Little Cesars© in the arena.

Here she is playing in the Esso Cup. Probably from 2005 or so

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that's pretty based. I wonder if they will wear old Atlanta jerseys because it's the heritage game

Beyond gay.

>leafs buys the best players
>still can't make it past the first round

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thanks friend

I've only had one (1) Finnish (You) so far and its all I wanted for my birthday

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To be quite honest with you guys, there are only sub par quality hockey games on today

that would be incredibly based

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I turned my VPN on, just for you :3

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Its actually my birthday too

Yes you are.

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really nice piece desu

I can be your finnish (you) tonight mom doesn't have to know

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i wish i hadnt squandered my chance for wizardhood
l-lewd

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cock mike is a fuckin lady killer

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>wild about children
the joke writes itself

No problem pal, though I guess the situation would be different in a tornado or whatever zone

jej

gonna watch jojo.

brb

lets go boys, get this thing on the move here, still lots of hockey to play and we gotta get ready for the 1st round....make good decisions out there, quick shifts, and play them hard

I can be your Finnish, baby
I can (you) your pain away

lets play a solid 60 minutes out there today boys

garbage posts

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to win we just need to play our game lads

Get those pucks deep

Ok then.

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unless you're the caps
then winning requires you to do the opposite of your game plan

>Sipilä
>Not Rinne

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>Caps-Bolts 3 times in the next 3 weeks

What did Gary mean by this?

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I was just looking through my regular reaction folder upset that I pretty much only use my /hoc/ ones now and this one was in there so I guess I should move it ot my /hoc/ folder

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boys watch the language out there, i dont want the media on us like the laffs had this week

fucking RAG IT

he meant that multiple games between contested divisional rivals brings hype to what would normally be a snoozefest as the regular season ends

>tfw all the Canadacucks told me they live in the snowbelt
Canada is hereby disallowed to talk about sunbelt/snowbelt. Only Sweden, Finland and Russia is allowed from now on.

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FUCK

yeah ya know uhhh gotta get pucks deep, ya know, find ways to get open and get some quality scoring chances, ya know, ummm, they're a good team and they've been playing well, so uhhh, gotta stick to the plan keep working our systems and uhhhh try to win those foot races and uhh make good passes, ya know, keep em outta our defensive end as best as possible here in the next frame and really keep the preassure on. thanks

>divisional rivals

user....

there is still snow on the sidewalk in toronto

fine conference rivals, you understood what i ment
no reason to be pedantic

the snowbelt is western pennsylvania and new york

Do the Hawks complete the comeback and make the playoffs?

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If it's not more than 1 meter it's not snow

what was meant by this????

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can you stop posting this picture? thanks

No. That spot is reserved for /ourteam/ the yotes.

You call that a snow??

there are piles in excess of 1 meter
does stockholm currently have an abundance of snow

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yeah, i told the players how important it is to start on time. teams are gonna start playing very heavy hockey against us and we have to match that intensity.

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looks like section 8 housing

For me it's Bart the bear

>flyers
>canes
>knights
>avs
>flams
>nucks

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we have to play their game, confuse them and make them play our game which sucks so we got this

This is from a week ago and only the streets have started melting

bs have been fucking sleepwalking the past few games

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What the fugg

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t. guy boucher

i was just thinking this

what do you think would be the easiest job to get in the NHL?

Hoping for a serious bounce-back game tonight lads

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I like hockey. Do you?????

mascot

nobody on this board gives a shit about any opinions or comments related to the laffs in any shape or form

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Yes.

its the flyers and sens next two games, if they blow this might as well tank to try and play the isles round 1

gm of the edmonton oilers

This is snow
>does stockholm currently have an abundance of snow
No idea. I live 800km north
That's not snow.
That's snow.

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t. mike from manitoba

I won the jeep doing the roll up once

Its alright

has he said something alike?

That's rude lad
Uironically true :/

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i would love phil if he played for any other team

jets 4 cup

>I’m going to the Leafs game! Of course i’m going to Buffalo to see them because I can’t actually afford tickets in my home city

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They're getting cut in half

whos phil

What a beauty!

>tfw got offered box seats to that game for work but I don't feel like driving to buffalo

that would be a pretty fun job

>thankfully they cleared up that morgan reilly comment. dont think i could cheer for a team with players that use language like that.

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t. randy from raleigh

Sodomites Will Burn in Hell “Morgan” Rielly

t. ed from edmonton

Rag it! Rag it!

what does "t." even mean

I’d like to hear the opinion of Will from William’s Lake

Based Morgy.

QUINTS CONFIRM

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Yeah man, if players don't openly express their love for faggots and gay anal sex I really don't trust their abilities to play hockey at a high level. Sex and hockey have a long and robust history. I remember as a kid I watched national hockey night on espn2 and Barry meleose and Darren Pang were always giving tips on how to play hockey and fuck

yeah thats me

my opinion your mom gay

titties :)

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It's another Finnish thing meaning regards

Opinion on spending your entire salary cap on soft twinks?

>Based Sweden
>Based anime
>Based tiddies
>Based ducks
>based smart ass response to a leaf
Well fuck my ass a perfect post

Do knights have actual fans? I thought they are just a tourist activity for the scumbags who happen to go to Vegas during the season.

yeah i remember that time i was listening to a leafs game and joe bowen just started having sex with jim ralph right there on national radio, just to show that they dont hate gays. the fucking audacity of the nhl to force all players to support gay shit constantly just because they dont have an openly gay play *cough* eichel*cough* is a shitty way to run a league. like just fucking focus on how to make sure each team turns profit, AND DOESNT FUCKING GET THREATENED TO RELOCATE OR MERGE, then we can happily show the fags some fucking respect. like they force their toxic culture on all of us constantly

how does /int/ come up with all the best memes?

The, at least that is what I have always been told the "t." meant in "Kermit t. Frog."

thanks for clearing that up

t. me

This is unholy.

One thing I really enjoy is all of the female commentators the NHL is inviting. I was getting tired of hearing about sex from a males perspective during games so it's been really refreshing. Their hockey insight is great to like when they say "should've score" or "should've made that no look backhand pass"

It’s happening in baseball too

I didn't know where it came from
ofc

die

t. Alberto Barbosa

>gives no insightful commentary just spews constant trash about "hehehe le female"

Wrestling has a female commentator now too, she sounds like Bart Simpson and says “oh!”

sweaty man drama is for retards and you schlop it up

t. not /int/ user

Meh I watch it with my kid; it’s fun to watch and complain about how shitty it is

based user with a retard child

literally the knights sell only about 80% to "real" fans, 10% to away team fans, then the other 10% is just fucking whoevers in vegas, literally saw a flyers, pens and yotes jersey in like one section of their games not too long ago.

>yeah lets just put an nhl team in a city known ONLY for tourism

still better than ottawa

>"no thats alright, ill pass on the $500mill. thanks for the offer tho"

melnyk is the definition of greedy jew

too bad hes ukranian

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just took my afternoon Matthews. Two flushes and I lit a candle in my bathroom to help with the smell

I guess Kendall Coyne did the Oilers/Devils game a few days ago with Chris Cuthbert. I also enjoy A.J Mleczko and Jennifer Botterill on the Islander games.

I was saying she's great and I like how she seemlessly shifts from great hockey hindsight into how great homosexuality is. Not sure why you're upset.

not really upset, just there seems to be an forced sort of vibe to her, like she was rushed in to be a sort of statue in progression. idk maybe im wrong just, she seems forced

GREAT games on tonight, thank you based bettman

SHIT games tonight, thanks kike

>had a dream the wild got #1 draft

anyone else have weird hoc dreams

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ah yes the historical rivalry of vancouver and new jersey gets another round, as they battle for lottery position

Fantastic games tonight

imagine all the stuff shannon is up to right now

Oh I thought you were saying that I wasn't offering insight just complaining about her or something. Yes I agree but I don't fault her for capitalizing on the opportunity

oh kk

"A good lad did the lords work in christchurch...."

Over the line shannon, idk if i can support him after this

for me its the TEDs vs the relocanes

yea
don't listen to eternally seething winniniggers

for me it’s hoping someone pulls a Christchurch at that game

i'm telling you, he's about to snap.

Yeah I had a dream that they won a cup

they do it 4-3

Might drive to akron this weekend to kick Teds ass

wild winning a cup??

theyd have to sacrifice half their irrelevant state to get to the finals

based and procentspilled

I'll pick you up tomorrow dog, meet me at the mcdonalds parking lot at 9 am

>Ducks forward Ryan Kesler (hip) could be out for the remainder of the season, according to a report. The 34-year-old hasn't played since March 6.

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hol up! what did Ted do

>4-3

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Rip kesboss
;-;7

google new zealand news

ooof

I know about that shooting. Was his name Ted?

>getting paid 6.7 mil to jack off at home

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dude

weed

lmao

fag

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Stop it morgan, youll scare away the sponsors

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rag it

we are the knights who say NI!

how have the rags been going of late?

need to solidify this out of the wild card spot.

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my afternoon tavares was so stinky my neighbor came over because he thought somebody died. i told him i was fine and it was just an overrated shit. we both chortled.

mirin that /beav/

lol

I will stand by (you) forever
(You) can take my breath away

Don't lie

Brian Burke on whether Marner should get similar money to Matthews on PrimeTime Sports with Gord Stellick hosting:
>"Hard to refute that, isn't? I love Auston Matthews, but he ain't selling tickets (!?!?!?!), he ain't exciting (!?!?!?!), Mitch Marner is exciting."
based

I get it.

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how about you chortle my balls

>Matthews isn't selling tickets
>Last season headline: "Matthews has top-selling NHL jersey this season"

Brian Burke seems to purposely try to stir things up to stay relevant

gay

every fake you make
every shoot you take
every block, every penalty
I'll be watching youu

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fagthews only sells tickets to fashion shows not hockey games

thinkgen about standings

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based boomer burke targeting sunbelters

Buston Asshews is the most overrated player in the league

overrated
undeserved Norris from the “””””””””independent”””””””””” judges

thinkin about skinner for pu lads

no h8

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Can we get a Cliff Pu development update friend

Strong season

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Basically me milking finnish welfare

sup, virgins lmao
just want to let you know i hate all of you
and if the flames drop 10 on the >rags tonight i'll lick a toilet seat in the metro

why did they drop a plate on the ground there?

Good news: he got promoted to the ahl
Bad news: he has 1 point in 7 games

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a e s t h e t i c s

ebin schreen cäpped that dude, get ready to lick that toilet

Pu? more like P U

who would ever put their trust in a prospect named cliff poo? it sounds like the type of made up name indian telemarketers come up with to fake being australian

Please welcome your 2019 Stanley Cup Champions, The __________________.

Can I get a Jeff Skinner playoff update?

you still owe us a bench

Winnipeg Jets

Reminder Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator

whoa
big if true

>u will b

Carolina Hurricanes.

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Can I get a Cliff Pu playoff update?

would /fa/ approve? not bad imo

Carolina Hurricanes, but unironically.

Having a steak, soup and salad (maybe a suck)

can I get a future consideration update?

he will never make the nhl let alone play in a playoff game

THERE'S GLITTER FALLING
AND A BANNER THAT SAYS
WELCOME TO HELL

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME
AND LEAVE BEHIND FREE WILL
CAN YOU FEEL ME NOW?

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formerly Sneed

Why did the shorks even trade Hoffman? What a shit team

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been getting gets all night bros

you will never understand what it means to be a fashion icon

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not this time, lad

It's cool. doubles, triples and quads are anough for a one thread lmao

That's why it was a weird hoc dream

oh fug :D

okay this is based

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>gotta make sure my terrible tattoo is visible!!
lmao what a joke and his facade of being “fashionable” despite getting his clothes from a stylist

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la creatura

lmao why are americans so ugly

had a crazy dream where the canucks didnt get completely shafted by the lottery meme for a 4th straight time

mutt genes

San Jose sharks

the thought of having both hughes on the roster makes my dick instantly erect

LOVE ME

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S E A T T L E
O
C
K
E
Y
E
S

a fucking fish

SOON

streamable.com/5pjik
Like to apologize to the lad I was arguing with the other day about Seguin. It's obvious to me now that he sucks dick.
Skinner is still elite though.
streamable.com/5pjik

This is a terrible name, that's like having the Edmonton Oilers.

...wait

No bully good boy Auston

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>fagstone
/hoc/ is a Gwent general, user.

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Does the checking line even exist anymore?

>being represented by a ded gaem
shant

if you consider it relative to the other lines yeah the Lightning 4th are checkers

>ded gaem

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HAHA it's funny because he was on the team for 10 mins! lol

Reminder that McDavid will be the anti Gretkzy and go 0-4 in cups

so glad i don't know what this is,

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Reminder that tripcucks are not to be given (You)s under any circumstances.

Someone oughta set off a pipe bomb at centre ice procents at this ted relocane game

your just a playa hater

Looking for a case to protect my Nintendo Switch, anyone got a recc?

I challenge you to stop thinking about them for a week.
Just see if you can go without posting about them for seven days in a row.

based gay canuck fan

i don't like hockey
I love it
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PbdCvzF4qqw

his terrible tattoo wasn't visible there though

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I like the pipe bomb meme but I am always scared someone will report it and the FBI will not get the joke

Take it easy bros

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and then get traded to play for 3 other teams and win cups with all of them.

just don't call the police on yourself, problem solved

>91490420
Because fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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I don't want to, Ted is funny and I will shitpost about him as much as want, rag it.

m-m-m-m-monster yikes

me on the left

Fucking jannies

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and i challenge you to post on topic for a week
just see if you can go without shitposting about anything non-hockey related for seven days in a row

you cry about obsession yet you cant get me outta your head

For me it's the CFL, CWHL, and Spengler

>spending money to have a jersey say "traitor"

I though new Yorkers were supposed to be smart?

this

ur an absolute unit laddy

For me, it's the explosive ice action of the NWHL.

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do they all make the playoffs?

I feel like you've already failed.

you couldnt even make one post being on topic
talk about failure

I thought mid-westerners were supposed to have senses of humor-- wait, no, i didn't think that. No one thinks that.

Failure?

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/cric/ literally can't stop getting autosaged lmao at their lives

>whalers team
>not based in hartford

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Have a (You) because fuck this guy >91490420

Imagine doing that.

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which game we watchin?

this really is nu/hoc/

Everybody just wants to evoke nostalgia.
Nobody actually wants to live in Hartford.

>watching hockey

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have you seen their recent games? they draw pretty big crowds

How long is it going to take you to realize that no one here likes you Sam?

Imagine trying to talk to that guy seriously about anything.

*lights a match*
*walks south*

idk, you're still posting here

nothing wrong with that.

I don't think it's Sam.
The last hints that the "I hate punctuation almost as much as I hate the Hurricanes" Canadian shitposter gave suggested that he was a Toronto fag.

still not even getting close to a sell out despite having the best season in a decade

I'll be honest, I don't actually understand this meme.

meant for

sam types like a nerd using proper syntax. dont think its the same person.

have you ever considered embracing the culture of Yea Forums instead of constantly fighting against it?

Anyone else remember that span of a couple days a few months ago when he actually got sober and was bearable for a while?

>(You)ing discord triptrannies
say it ain't so

wow laine spent all day playing fortnite again

so based

imagine inventing personas for the hoc boogeyman

sure but nowhere near relocation levels. maybe they can develop a dedicated fanbase in NC

weezer sucks

pinkerton rules but otherwise, yeah they're awful

sometimes i punctuate sometimes i dont

sometimes i even reddit space

why are we here

>just saw the last thread
nice fucking autism you fags have going with the same repeated arguments

You drug is a heartbreaker

>complaining about shit that happened 10 hours ago
lmao at canada

nice fucking country you fags have going without a cup for 26 years

>but their attendance is slightly better than glendale, long island and sunrise
the franchise had their best shot at dedication after the 06 cup win and they couldnt even last a season

Beverly hills that's where I want to be

Good for you brother, keep those faggots guessing.

watch leafs game or play fallout4?

if this post # is odd watch the leafs

really a shame to see /cric/ is still so anti /hoc/. even after coming to their aide last night. shall make a note to discuss this further on the 1st.

Anyone would be anti/hoc/ considering how many breaindead /pol/ fags this general seems to have for whatever reason

they've missed the playoffs for 10+ years. it's hard to draw a crowd for a terrible team

What's the plan tonight /hoc/? For me it's hit shoulders and jaw then listen to the hockey game on the radio and crush a few cold brews

still upset you dont meet all the requirements to post in /hoc/?

>bringing up /pol / for literally no reason
Kill yourself faggit

white man's sport, rajeet

seems to be filled with a lot of whiney liberal fags too. there's a wide variety of viewpoints here

all of rph went there last night to get rid of the /pol/fags.

there are no requirements to post here. if you like hockey you are welcome to post in /hoc/

except remember to fuck off we're full

why do you think this website will change just for you

good post

so nice that you boys are performing a community service

It's just some grieving kiwi mate. I think he's early 20s late teens.

he cries about it every 2 minutes he should go outside for a walk

you like seeing the same people posting the same bullshit day in and day out?

yeah

that's why i'm here.
>rags

yes. why the fuck else would i come here?

hockey soon

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>fags
>thats you guys lmao

might blay with my benis lads

have you ever helicoptered your penis infront of your teammates?

Hockey what is that I'm here for memes xDDD

yeah they were all jealous because my parents didn't let some jew cut off part of my penis

of course.

Pretty fucking based thread may I say

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for me, its tucking my penis in between my legs so it looks like i have a bagina

what

not much hbu

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Clerks 2 was actually a decent flick

more like they all made fun of you and you rationalized it as jealousy

>got way too warm today
>go to the basement for hokkei time and it's a crisp 60 degrees
no better feel

sorry your parents let you get molested and gave you a dry dick ted

G-guys what are the locks?

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>he wants a moist dick
kek

Flames

i've played as many games for the sharks as hoffman has

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MODS

didnt you lose 125 kroner cause the bloos bloos'd?

>tfw no Saint Patrick's Day Celebration in Sweden
Do you get Monday off work?

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definitely >us

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pettersson gonna dab on hischier and show him who the real number 1 is

that mexican girl who sings the anthem for toronto is growing some nice milkies

no. its not a real holiday. people just get drunk.

That is correct. I need to win it back

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So like a normal weekend?

Not a fan of the way the numbers and names is stitched onto the Leafs St. Pats jerseys desu

Are they as good as these milkers?

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yeah but the people that don't normally get really drunk also do and they're annoying

B R E H S

Very important post

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why isnt the number directly on the jersey? that extra piece of fabric looks shit.

Yes

Y/N?

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GIB

a normal weekend "with emphasis"
Yep.. my favy weekend to drink though, and don't imbibe often..
>not Alcohol anyway

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Maybe she's preggers.

WHAT THE FUCK AERE THE LEAFS WEARING MY EYES

tfw the kitties playoff hopes die

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based incels

id switch out vancouver and put in vegas
this team cant be counted on to show up

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>Elliott instead of Memer Hart
>Voracek suspension over
Yea I think we're back

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Exactly, a shame desu

I can't read moonspeak, but sure.

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m-milkies giv

i wouldnt put money on the canucks even if they are playing a "bad" team in the middle of a long road trip.

What i would give to suck on those

Tfw I knocked up my wife and her tits went from small Bs to DDs. Then she miscarried but the tits stayed DDs.

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Someone redpill me these "st pats" jerseys and why are they so SHIT looking?

Guess it's Vegas then

Kneelander playing real good so far.. neat

good evening leafs nation

>relocanes

lucky fucker. free tit jobs are pretty based

TEDS TEDS TEDS

Why is Carolina so shit?

>muh caniacs

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Toronto...I mean St Pats(??) looks stable, easy win tonight.

It's pats nation.

How do you guys say EXPOSED in your language?

It's exponerad in swedish

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RIP that user that bet on the canes

back in my day they only wore them during warm ups. yep those were the days

>Swede put a bet on the calorina floss
OH NONONONO

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translation is so hard because translating words one to one is often hard, because they wont quite mean the same thing.

nope it was already 1-0 so I never bothered

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Go Jackets! Sec 104 tonight

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>219
>1|8
What are the st leffs doing with their numbers tonight?

Based Sven not pulling the trigger early

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great spot for some hot takes!
enjoy the game ted

Flyers had their St Pats shirt during warm up agains the craps. Probably wore them tonight aswell. Didn't see cause my shitty stream starts at anthem.

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general reminder that the nhl is a pupper league

nhl.com/fans/dog-quiz?partnerId=rr

>Ireland

>st.pats are 0% on the pp this season

>Phil Myers plays for the Philly Flyers
gay

Can someone dump the /hoc/ puppers please

>was gonna go to the game with my brother but he got busted for weed in Missouri so I had to drive all the way there to laugh at him instead

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cats > dogs

>inb4 Nationwide Arena bombing

I found you on tv m8

they usually just wear them once and sell them after the game in a charity auction

go back to your hugbox

>2 out of 6
end me

come with me

only if by puppers you mean big bundas

Based Jackie’s dabbing on the canes

our winter this year was soft and every snowstorm was followed by warm weather to melt everything.

don't think we got anything under -30 this year.

Holy fuck Elliott is GOAT

FUCKING SCORE LEAFS

WEW ELLIOTT

elliott standing on his fucking head

imagine being showed up by elliott

based

not even scared in the slightest m8s

god damn elliot is on the lose.

3 reminders. Go Jets Go, John Tavares is overrated shit, and FUCK DOGS

Hey Ted why are you wearing a green hat

*BANG BANG*

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>STAY SCARED M8

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>yfw The St Pats will never ever score on Elliott

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Fks sake..

petition the remove the leafs from the league, all for?

patrick, nolan

o I am laffing

what did the laffs do to deserve that karma

BTFO

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better start that rebuild again laffs nation lmao

BADE SCARED PAL

are the leafs going to get booed for a third time??

aye, send em to the khl

Voracek beard

The sad part is that this is the leafs at their best, if they cant beat phili then they are useless.

>SSM8

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>mad at ted
>not at the red
I’m very ashamed to be a caniac

>dude gritty LMAO

aye

Hmmmm

Really activates your almonds

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Based Ted Arena playing Jump Around

they even brought in a panel of great hockey minds to assemble a super team and this is the best they can do. holy fuck LMAO

Should be a soft cap desu, something where the more you exceed it, you'd pay into revenue-sharing at an exponential rate. That way if the >laffs or >rags want to flex with their payroll, it'd still help sunbelt teams be profitable at least.

>announcers shilling gritty
>took everything by storm
Gritty is one of the many fucking stupid forced memes of the nhl

remember when they forced that black guy and he just no showed at the allstar game?

Randy from Raleigh getting absolutely STYLED ON by Ted from Akron right now

What are some others?

the salary cap wasnt even meant to contain extremely high salaries, it was more to help the 4th line grinders get paid better.

I think ray was trying to politely say gritty is stupid

The entire state of North Carolina for starters

>hating on gritty
Why do you hate fun?

how are my fellow /Canes/ doing?

suicidal

based and hugpilled

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

.lly retarded

Relocation

just as usual then

leafs have all these great players. they look DECENT on paper. then why the fuck are they so disorganized and bad?

still impressive

no soul

...

FUCK OFF

What a beauty!

they have to live in canada and are depressed at the end of the year

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What a fucking joke.

Ok but that's not specifically an NHL meme.

funny how things change

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funny how things stay the same

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