Have you ever been kicked out or banned from a stadium?
Have you ever been kicked out or banned from a stadium?
Why is he even allowed to take that stuff into the stadium? Special celeb priviledges?
Why does basketball look like such a dirty rotten poor sport? People sitting on fucking $20 walmart foldable chairs and players wearing cotton t-shirts as uniforms
When did he get this fat holy shit
ive been kicked out of bars but never a stadium
Even if I could afford it I wouldn't do it, watching sports is much better when you're drunk as shit eating junk food in the comfort of your home
>when you fuck so many 13 year olds you get more enjoyment by farting and spilling chilli in public
Jack Nicholson what are you doing man
>Based Jacko spills chili
Lebron trade confirmed.
I saved that picture my man, really really liked it
>all these retards ITT not knowing what The Onion is
baka
>be a multi-millionaire
>bring some reheated chili from home
WHAT the FUCK
Now I see how retards like Beto are so popular. Don’t procreate.
>Yea Forums thinking theoninon is real
Holy shit, we are boomer Facebook tier now
proper lad
The Onion hasn't been satire for years
In fairness I think he is actually that fat.
i'm not allowed to bring my own food and i'm not a millionaire
I’m glad the onion found a way to stay funny in current year times
They're still willing to be silly and lighthearted. They don't always go for the low hanging fruit there's still some creativity there.