*ring ring*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>plays like shit all match
This nigga is lucky enough to have the GOAT Dembelé playing in his team

Also Barca will never ever win the UCL with shitty management like this.

JAJAJAJA OH no no nonono.

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PENALDO SHOULD HAVE MISSED TO PENALTY ON PURPOSE AND SCORE AN OWN GOAL BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO GET RAPED BY MESSI ON WORLD LIVE TELEVISION ONCE AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHABWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA

Do you have a job or do you just sit on Yea Forums all day making Messi hate threads?

Yeah Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me, yuh

I been dribblin' calm, don't start no trouble gypsy
Tryna carry Barca is a struggle for me
Tsu be paddin' on Chievo to keep up with me
You know how I like it when Yea Forums spams "MESSI"
I don't wanna rest for Barca to miss me
Yes I see the things that Twain wishin' on me
Hope my assists and goals give me a Pichichi
Twain gon' make excuses, "Ronaldo be restin' '"

GOAT's plan, GOAT's plan
I score goals, Twain proxyposts, yuh
I feel GOAT, Tsu cryin' "TSUU", ay, yuh
I finessed down Bernabeu, ay, 'nessed
Might go down a G.O.D, yuh, wait
I go hard on Courtois's legs, yuh, legs
I make sure Chicanos seethe

And still
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Yuh, ay, ay

Tsu say, "Do you rate me?" I tell him, "Only partly"
I only love my Sprite and don't rape ho's, I'm sorry
Two trebles, I even got it tatted on me
Uncle Flo, he'll bring the refs to crash the party
And you know me
Carry Argentina to the world cup, dog
Without my goals, 'Paoli, there'd be no me
Imagine if I never played for argies

GOAT's plan, GOAT's plan
I can dribble past Madrid, ay, yes, ay
Gyppo switched to New Zealand, yep, fag
Nerman couldn't handle me, ay, me, ay
Might go down as G.O.D., yeah, wait
Scored header on van der Sar, ay, scored
I make sure Barca win leagues, yuh

And still
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Yeah, yeah
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That Twain wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
Twain wishin' on me
Yeah

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>scores a brace
>assists others
>he playes like shit

Weeew

>lose to lyon
messi is shit
>destroy lyon
messi is shit

>lucky assist
First time I'm seeing anything like this

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he got 2 goals and 2 assists
unironically kill yourself

Imagine boasting about Lyon. LYON...

Makes you wonder how he looks like if he's actually playing well

>3 goals vs best defense in Europe
>2 goals vs French farmers
Hmmm

Unironically kill yourself

He’s unironically a janitor

>2 useless goals against weak french farmers
>comparing him to strong mind chadnaldo who came back from 0-2 and carried juve to comeback with hat trick

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OH NO NO NO NO

>best defense in europe
>concedes 3 to the same player

Hmmm

LMAOING@UR LIFE

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WHEN WILL HE LEARN ???

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These LOSERS are SEETHING

just look at yourself

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Yea Forums is a messi
and don't you forget you mentally ill gypsy

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I'm happy Juventus won, now messi will kill rapenaldo and you can finally kill yourself

OH NO NO NO AHAH AHAHHHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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he's here 24/7 m8, there was a thread where he was posting in literally every hour of the day. No chance this nigger has a job

>tf
opinion discarded

Probably steals wifi to shitpost all day, typical gypsy

how will he damage control this time?

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mods should sticky this post

Good goy messi having his 5 minutes of fame for doing his (((DEEDS))).

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business as usual
Yea Forums is a messi board

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Yea Forums will never NOT be a Messi board la'

>2 goals and 2 lucky ASSists against LYON are better than 3 goals and almost 1 assist against Atletico after being 0-2 on aggregate

How low does the average messoy fangirl IQ sink?

>lucky assists
Uh lol???

*breaks mommy's tablet*

mental gymnastics

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O TWAINCHINO ESTA CHORANDO

Lol apparently assisting your team mates with intentional passes are now "luck"

why make it a messi vs ronaldo argument? grow up

this is against those faggots who said messi was finished

Wow destroying a shitter team makes you the goat. I suppose Sané is the goat too. Stop pretending this is anywhere near as impressive as what ronaldo did against atleti.

>almost 1 assist
The absolute state of gaynaldo

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>Stop pretending this is anywhere near as impressive as what ronaldo did against atleti.
who says that? ronaldo had his best game in years

>atletico isnt a shitty team

Cope harder, stupid leaf

Stop pretending atleti is not a shitter team, lyon were unironically better, at least for 25 minutes after their goal. Juve had no pressure from start to finish, it was just assrape for 90 mins

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Why are you bringing up Ronaldo in a GOAT thread?

1 assist = 0.33 goals

Ronaldo 3 goals
Messi 2.67 goals