Americans "boil" their water with a microwave

Does Netherlands even have a cuisine?!?
Don't y'all eat wooden shoes and aids?!? fuckin LOL

>amerishart
>has the obesity and audacity to criticize other nation's food

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Wait people boil water via microwave?

as far as I've seen, yes. it's baffling

*our chicken

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-trade-deal-us-chlorine-chicken-nhs-drug-costs-a8803086.html

them niggas must have awful feet smell

Theirs invention called Tea-can

>us-chlorine-chicken
Yes? It says right there; America.

what happened to your leaf?

Microwaving is more energy efficient than using a gas stove.

You'll be happy to get your hands on it during the great post-Brexit famine

They are exactly what they look like: pigs. The Amerishart is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an Amerishart and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

One cannot defend himself against the Amerishart. He attacks with lightning speed from his position of safety and uses his abilities to crush any attempt at defense.

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We eat potato :)

Me mums does that because lpg is expensive

kys

We eat potato :)

>be american
>get shot
>can't afford $150,000 ambulance + tip
>die
>get taxed for being shot
>have to combine funeral and wedding to save money

Based chicano btfo'ing the amerisharts

> not having insurance
Poor retard detected

lol

>Be American
>Work
>Get paid $3 an hour
>Have to rely on tips to survive

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Remember, over 70% of the country did not vote for this UKIP circlejerk.

>someone only tips 20%
>can't afford rent
>get sent to middle east to die
>get shot by another 'highly trained american soldier'
>family gets handed $500,000 bill for the failed operation to save your life
>"a-at least our tax rate is slightly lower than other first world countries"

>be american
>put your eggs in the fridge

>be american
>dies for israel
>gets laughed at by jews

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>be american
>live rent free in the entire world's collective mind

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They do that too?

Reminder that people who don’t vote are fundamentally in support of the outcome whatever it may be, so yes they did.

>can't afford to pay rent
Sounds about right for an American

>Yea Forums
>it's really /int/

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>click thread on Yea Forums
>accidentally a yank "sport" generally

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>be European
>shit onto a waterless shelf and use a toilet brush to scrape it down

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there's no need to with all of the free space

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You aren't supposed to?

You dont really have to

You’re getting rused

What the fuck is that?!

ngl its very nice to admire and analyze the shit you just took tbbh you can even play with it and look what kind of texture it is

better than literally boiling your drinking water in a plastic kettle.

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>Americans have differently shaped shoes for each foot

how exactly is it better?

>be american

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>Xbox
>Not even a PS4

>americans store their toilet paper in the fridge so it doesnt go stale

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What kind of 3rd world shit is this? You don't have a natural supply of clean drinking water?

I have an electric kettle but for this thread I exclusively boil my water in the microwave.

plastic is unhealthy and water (particularly boiling water) is a universal solvent.

What is traditional Dutch cuisine like? Serious question

how many guns do you have swissfag

>2011+8
>refrigerating your ketchup

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Do americans wear their shoes in the shower?

If you get kill in military by non kys your family gets paid out desu

standard german shit fetish equipment. nothing to see here

A toilet that is common in (at least) germany

Americans have to do it since they wash their eggs and spray it with some stuff, it needs to stay in the fridge because of that.

>he doesn't own a pair of shower shoes
It's actually like you want to catch foot fungus

I don't see the problem

we do wear shower sandals for public showers to avoid Athlete's Foot

>What kind of 3rd world shit is this?
something brits seem to enjoy. probably to make tea.

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>be american
>die from shitting blood due to diabetes but never even notice it

stamppot
makes you big and strong

wrong, they last longer in the fridge (like all food, Kevin)

>wiping with stale toilet paper

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>mfw a yuro is afraid to microwave water because he doesn’t want to contaminate it with radiation

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this is the most retarded shit

Whats wrong with that? I use that everyday to make tea and sometimes noodles.

Is it true that wealthier americans wear mini fridges which keep their shoes cool while wearing them indoors?

Broodje frikandel is arguably the most american thing we have

Penis inspection day is coming up. How much do you tip the doctor? I do 25% if a woman of color, 20% for a white woman or man of color and 15% a white male.

there is nothing better than a hot meat and potato pie with some cold ketchup

imo it's not a good idea to boil plastics, then drink the water. maybe i'm paranoid but so be it.

No I meant boiling water to make it safe to drink, of course I know what a fucking kettle is.

Depends if it has BPH in it. Most modern plastics are fine. My grandma got really paranoid about plastic after my grandpa died from cancer. That’s what she told me.

>tipping the penis inspector
In normal countries the PI is paid a decent wage and tipping is only for exceptional service.

R E N T F R E E

>xbox
Lmao what an incel. The slut got the attention she wanted desu so all is good

and i meant boiling water that you later consume by drinking e.g. with tea.

>Americans wear shoes to bed

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WTF I’m a socialist now

I’ve never even heard of this. I use the stove top.

Can’t say I’ve ever actually seen one of these

Yes, we do too.
But shower shoes? Thats crazy.

Japanese pedophiles fans are even crazier than I thought

>Europeans don’t eat fast food

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for real tho, is it safe and efficient to boil the water with a microwave?

>Eurofags can't afford refrigerators
What do you use, ice boxes or some shit?

I dont think you understand what shower shoes are

I wish we had good public transportation like you yuropoors, it's either go 10yrs in debt buying a car and waste thousands a year on insurance and expenses like gas and repair, or walk.

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don't be a loon, use a spoon.

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>Americans call biscuits 'cookies'
>Americans call dumplings 'biscuits'
>Americans call redneck pregnant child marriages 'cultural identity'

Thank god. I love driving and the privacy of my own car.

No, we use refridgerators just not fucking huge ones because we prefer to eat fresh food.

Americans don’t boil water at all outside of cooking because we drink coffee like a self-respecting adult.

the PI doesn't come to ur school and do it for free?

Yea I love sitting in traffic

>coffee doesn't require boiling water
U wot 'm8'?

We do that here too tbqh

>go to UK
>go to pub
>start watching “football” on TV
>government goon comes in and asks for my TV license
>say I don’t think it’s ethical to charge me for viewing someone else’s TV
>get put on government watch list for hate speech
>detained for three days and deported

Better than sitting around smelly niggers and spics playing loud music.

>warmer climates make greater use of refridgeration
Mind blown

Cringe. Stop stealing Britanon memes. You dont deserve it. They are well above you

Wish they would desu, proper football fans actually go to games and support their local club

Based retard

same thing literally happens in traffic, what flyover town are you in?

imagine being this retarded

Budget restraints because of Drumpf’s tax breaks for the rich

This meme is dumb. We have 220V houses and we have electric kettles.

What does this thread have to do with sports and why has nobody deleted it yet? Does this website lack janitorial personnel?

It's worse than that.
You're basically paying to work for tips.
You have to give the bartender and busboy a share of your tips. So you basically pay their wages.

What's baffling is that a lot servers prefer to rely on tips than to receive a steady wage.

Dutchbros are allowed, they're part of a very special fourway friendship.

Actually it doesn't. I have my car and privacy. Feels good not to deal with insane vehicle and gas taxes, mod bans, diesel bans, ICE bans by 2030, mandatory speed limiters in all cars by 2022, co2 taxes, laser jammer bans, speed cameras everywhere and much more.
Fuck off to Europe.

Banter is the purest form of sport.

t. Spic

R E N T F R E E NIGGUH

They're currently protesting for higher paid wages for all of their hard work

Americans boil their bathwater
They put sticks in ketchup, freeze it and then eat them like popsicles.
They keep special fridges in their room for sleep eating.
Americans put mayonnaise on cuts and wounds believing it has healing properties
Fabreeze Mediterranean Lavender is the most popular scent spray flavour in America

holy based

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I heard they want a 30% pay increase.

Yes it’s 100% safe, it just doesn’t “feel” as aesthetically pleasing to our human autism to microwave water.

yep flyover shitter where your version of a traffic jam is a slight change in speed from 65 to 50

Microwaves literally just heat the water

I heard they were going to ask for tips for every post reported to the mods for deletion

Stay in your continment state calispic. Poorest state in the country.

I want to be American inshallah

that's what i like about public transport here, there are rarely if ever smelly or loud people, and they behave. everyone just aims to be quiet. even the zoomer wiggers in the thickest cities behave somewhat. it's much more relaxing to have someone drive you home in peace after work, than drive in traffic.

>go 10yrs in debt buying a car
/o/ has a sticky that tells you about a number of used cars you can get for less than 5k. buying a new car is pants on head retarded for anyone who has student loan debt