/rug/ - Maul editon

Can't wait for Inglaterra x Escócia lads, gonna be a banger

Azuis on a folgam lads

blues on a bye so its time to earn some points lads haha

Reds v Sunwolves in Japan is hard to pick though.

Sunwolves win.

O huebro

>made the doc, may as well post it

SUPER RUGBY
Week 5

>Fri 15 Mar
7:35pm Chiefs vs Hurricanes
9:45pm Brumbies vs Waratahs
>Sat 16 Mar
6.10am Stormers vs Jaguares
5:15pm Sunwolves vs Reds
7:35pm Highlanders vs Crusaders
9:45pm
>Sun 17 Mar
2:05am Lions vs Rebels
4:15am

**all times RWCT**

6 NATIONS
Who gives a fuck.

Live streams:
vipbox.live/rugby-live

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>that pic
Hahaha he won't be doing that anymore hahaha
Fucking dropped to fullback because he's a useless cunt. Next stop bench, his favourite spot.

Is that former All Black Damien McKenzie?

Yes that is former Chiefs first-five and ex-All Black Damien Memekenzie.

>just gonna have a wee sit down for 80min lads

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*runs backwards and gets tackled*

*runs crossfield and gets tackled*

honestly though just put him back to 15, he needs more space than at 10

*runs after attacker and can't tackle*

More like just gonna have a sit down wee

>Marty Mckenzie starting at 10 now

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timmeh

VERY glad im not a retard lads

fuck you pal

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seething kiwis in here taking refuge from getting BTFO in /cric/

> Brad Thorn kicks out Quade Cooper and Karmichael Hunt

Hunt wins 2 MOTM in 3 games, and Quades won 3 games straight

yabba dabba doo

Dont forget James Slipper, who has been the best scrummager in Australia by far and potentially the whole tournament so far.

based brad keeping the game clean and being a positive rolemodel for children

wow that was like a week ago and youre still going on about it, literally first post in the thread and all
mad the affect you can have on someone literally 12,000 miles away on an anime forum, isn't it lads?

based brad cutting cokeheads and shitters and turning the Reds into the team of the righteous and Holy

SO close to being Michael Hunt, what a waste

fucking called it lads
rugbypass.com/news/chiefs-confirm-positional-switch-as-damian-mckenzie-replaced-by-brother

old news m8.
try to keep up.

Both of those lads are more suited to the other rugby desu

>hue thread
What the fuck lads

Implying we get news from backwater shitholes like Waikato in Australia.

bit rude.

Scotland

will

Reblels to overcome the home team bias v the Loins?

complete cunt.

Scuckland

The delusion

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yeah, no way we're making the final.

At this point last season the Rebels were also undefeated and then went on a big losing streak.

i dont understand, japan will be meeting wales in the final, everyone already knows this

Simpering dogs

reckon this'll be a hard round for a GSP
some of these games are a coin flip

$3.02 has me licking my lips though, turns a six leg multi for the round into a $20.69:1 return.

Akira needs to start the quarter and semi for us to even have a sliver of a chance.

>gambling with real money
you beat your wife too?

Only when she burns the roast.

doubt he'll even be in the squad m8

Don't know what sport you think you're in a thread for lad

If Gatland becomes NZ head coach will he still be allowed to coach the Lions for their 2021 tour to South Africa?

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Probably they shall pick Eddie for it

>Wales lose to Ireland by 5 points or fewer but somehow score 4 tries while denying Ireland the same, thus staying above them
>England then slip up to Scotland to gift Wales the title
How would you react? Personally I'd rather Gatland win a third Grand Slam but this would cause a bigger shitstorm.

>burns the roast
how is that even possible?
surely you mean overcook the roast

Going skiing in Austria lads. My qt chat up line:
>hey fren, where from?
>Austria *deep germanic accent*
>well gudday m8, let’s put another on the barbie ey

Then they’ll laugh and be my gf

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the42.ie/six-nations-cvc-offer-investors-4539379-Mar2019/

>According to The Times in the UK, CVC tabled their offer which would be restricted to the commercial arm and not the running of the tournament itself, on Monday.

>However, it is believed should they accept CVC’s offer it would lead to the Six Nations being taken away from free to air television – it has been rumoured that Amazon are circling.

This shit with the world league and now this?

Is Rugby league any good lads? because union is now finished

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Terrible idea. Knew they were gonna pull this shit eventually but I was hoping they'd wait until either of the Saffer sides were in with even a cunthair's chance of making the finals. Instead we'll have a final in an empty stadium in Bloemfontein.

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>6 phase limit
You might as well watch handegg. I suggest you go with Aussie Rules instead.

>GMT-3
holy basedola

The main issue I have with this is that they're just guests, who aren't even part of the 6N. I don't see why Pro14 has to accommodate for them more than they already have.

>they'd wait until either of the Saffer sides were in with even a cunthair's chance of making the finals.
You'll be waiting forever. They're the worst two teams from South Africa. All their good players are playing in Super Rugby.

>japan will be eating whales in the final, everyone already knows this
ftfy

>Is Rugby league any good lads?
It's certainly an acquired taste, much like durien or marmite

Honestly, who would be able to stop them? Wales will top their group while Japan will finish 2nd in theirs which means they won't meet until the final.

Meant for

Article suggests there might be other Saffa teams involved next season

Do we really want more trash teams joining what is supposed to be an elite competition? I can't see any of the remaining South African teams cut from Super Rugby.

Wasn't there some rumour about the Sharks coming to the Pro14 and the Griquas going to SR?

>Do we really want more trash teams joining what is supposed to be an elite competition?
Oh I'm against having any South African teams in at all. If we have to have 2 extra teams that are complete crap, we might as well try and jumpstart rugby in another European nation.

Bucharest for example? Or something Iberian for away match craic. I'd rather have 2 more Italians than any saffers desu

Business idea
We wipe out Auckland

I'm thinking Spain, yeah. Have watched a few Spanish club games and they're probably about as well attended as the Italian clubs. Would definitely need time to develop but they'd be no worse than Cheetahs and Kings.

Seems like the 6N is going to save rugby killing this world league
Great post, maybe Hamilton atm. Bottom of the table is embarrassing

Drop goals should award 4 points instead of 3

Two drops being worth more than a converted try is not a good idea mate, but I do appreciate your brainstorming nonetheless.

>6N
You mean Scotland

How rare is a drop goal attempt, mate?

And Ireland, and the 6N turning down relegation, and the 6N considering a brand that wants to buy 30 or so % and take it off free to air or w/e broadcasting you have to stream it online down would be opposed to the world league.
nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12212449

Because it's a give away if missed is why it's rare. Play for the try, take the penalty shot is the go these days but I remember picrel doing some mad stuff in france back in the day. I've seen him take the ball second receiver from a lineout on the halfway and slot one over.

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Why has the 6 Nations now completely cut off Georgia at youth level?
tier2rugby.blogspot.com/2019/01/why-has-6-nations-now-completely-cut.html

>Social media sites Facebook and Instagram are down for users around the world, with Facebook confirming it is not because of a cyber-attack.

>Canterbury Police posted a warning on Twitter asking Kiwis not to call 111 over the issue: "Unfortunately we cannot do anything about this because, you know, they're based in America and we're the Police."

KEK why are cantabrians so stupid?

>trusting in Facebook

How would be Messi as rugbier?

a kino #10 desu

For me, it's ambulance

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>monkey thread
Can't trust the kiwis

...

good tackler.

*sidesteps the ambulance*

might dust off the coinflip lads

Shut the FUCK up and FUCK OFF

World league i quite sensible and the tv rights package will bring in dosh and even international rugby barely makes any. Idk if cazzies can’t watch it anymore, keep it elitist i’ll buy the stream

Coup attempt against Guirardo capitancy in France
lequipe.fr/Rugby/Article/Bleus-comment-serge-simon-et-jacques-brunel-ont-tente-de-destituer-guilhem-guirado/998247

>let the thread die
>complain about the new one

Was in the middle of a divegrass shitstorm to be fair. Thread died less than 30 minutes after the last post.

Probably the best general play kicker ever, he was scrawny in his youth so he would've been a goalkicking winger then moved into the halves when he filled out.

i’ll let it slide this time, the TSUUUU posting was out of control

>tfw there's women's rugby to watch on TV here on sunday (France x Italy)

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>the hue even posted about women's "sport"

can't we just report its threads for not being in English? It is a global rule IIRC

>based hue working the cazzies
Truly God's work.

/ourguy/

>no game tonight
M10 can't come soon enough

>finally get a 6N game at a reasonable watching hour
>it’s france vs italy

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I'm sure there'll be a Panama x Ecuador stream posted. Should be a banger.

Yea can't wait, truly creme of the crop.

>creme

rugby union m8
you mustve got lost on your way to one of the thousand divegrass threads

>meeting in QF2 is delusion
What?

Considering both will top their groups, yes that is a delusion.

Are you talking about the women's world cup or something? Can't be the men's world cup in 2019

I made a thread once 50 posts after he made one and the mods closed his and linked to mine. If we just make a white thread whenever he and the other cazzies make their own then the mods will close his down for being in monkey speak.

>other cazzies

why don't you go make your own 6 nations thread then? you can enjoy your last little hurrah with your mates instead of whining in here.

Lad I get it you're seething over something the /pol/tato said to you a week ago
That's a bit much for it lad. I'll just live in hope that someone who's been here more than a week makes the next thread and doesn't let people flock to a monkey thread like this one

I've got:
SF1 England v NZ
SF2 Argfntina v Ireland
should be kino.

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Are you suggesting I've been here a week?

>us against argentina in a world cup

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Then hopefully NZ v IRE foinal

if >we are facing argentina it won’t happen
they are our bogey team

I don't know who you are and which of the two kiwis who responded to me you are. You know this is an anonymous website right?

Gonna ring the missus this weekend lads, wish me luck.

Seriously, your own thread is a good idea.

needs explaining m8

Ring is slang for smack her about but she's a 6ft5 abo

Racism has no place on /rug/.

seems like a good idea I guess

but why do you need luck just to call your gf? don't get it.

Breakong up because he is a flaming homo

this is a special ring m8, the kind that costs $8k

oh.
thought you meant...
oh you

>8k
Imagine the shed that'd buy.

Love the hue.
Hate the /pol/tato.
Don't mind the aussie mick.

Gonna give idiot-ball a chance since it’s the NRL’s opener and there’s no real rugby on

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I hope you were with her before you graduated otherwise I would say your jumping into things early.

he was with her 8 years la

Since he was 13?

he wanted to make sure he had the right one

He hasnt tried abother one going off that so how would he know?

>people actually read my posts

I has two ex's and another couple of sluts too.

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It's unreal how many recently divorced women there are in the 27-30 age bracket on tinder.

Imagine how fucking useless they'd have to be.

Highlanders by 12. Ioane is a God.

One of the worst Ioanes I've seen. He's young though so give him a chance for a couple of years.

Sorry lad, picking the Wolves this weekend. The Reds havent won away from home in like 8 games and the Sunwolves v Reds game has always been won the home team. Hayden Parker is also back while a few Reds are being rested.

I fully expect the wolves to win

Imagine the smell

Based SH upholding the values of rugby

fuck micks and coons

Nobody watches it here so they're desperate for an audience to push their agenda

Almost as depressing as the number of 20-25 year old single moms

>single moms

Lads, i present you the.....
>East American

For Ireland to have any chance of winning the 6 Nations on Saturday we need an injury ravaged Scotland to beat England in Twickenham

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Oh sure wasn't it me, myself, that on a misty morning up the side Croagh Patrick decided to glace sparingly at the tinder application. And sure wasn't it me, a thousand thanks to the sweet baby Jesus, that did count amongst the women living in sin, many a mammy with no man in her life. Sure didn't I call up the parish priest and say a prayer for their deliverance. Up Tipp'

Is that better, you unbearable fucking poser?

Say 5 Hail Mary's and 10 Our Fathers and that should suffice

Ireland team for Wales

15. Rob Kearney
14. Keith Earls
13. Garry Ringrose
12. Bundee Aki
11. Jacob Stockdale
10. Johnny Sexton
9. Conor Murray

1. Cian Healy
2. Rory Best (captain)
3. Tadhg Furlong
4. Tadhg Beirne
5. James Ryan
6. Peter O’Mahony
7. Sean O’Brien
8. CJ Stander

Replacements

16. Niall Scannell
17. Dave Kilcoyne
18. Andrew Porter
19. Quinn Roux
20. Jack Conan
21. Kieran Marmion
22. Jack Carty
23. Jordan Larmour

Main worries are Kearney and O'Brien. Kearney has been off form and off fitness for a while. I know he'll be a smarter 15 than Larmour but there have to be doubts about him. O'Brien has been entirely mediocre since his return from injury and at this point I feel he's just in there because he's been part of a successful structure before.
Wales are putting out an unchanged 23 from last week so it's gonna be an ugly, grinding match. back 3 and back row will be doing all the heavy lifting.

>O'Brien has been entirely mediocre since his return from injury and at this point I feel he's just in there because he's been part of a successful structure before.

This, Conan was brilliant against France and should be starting, O'Brien was finished 2 years ago when he started picking up injuries all over the place and is why he's being shipped off to London Irish now

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Just remembered Scotland are 0-1-16 against England in Twickenham. Good god.

1983 is the last time Scotland Beat England in England

Thats Depressing

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Sporadic reminder that Ireland are shit, will lose their next rwc 1/4 final (if they EVEN make it to one) and England have a better team than Ireland.

Any dispute to the above reveals you to be a bandwangoning casual. : )

Of course if they do win on Saturday it'll be all the greater because of it.

A few updates to how the World Championship will work
>twitter.com/WorldRugby/status/1106178249195966464

>USA and Japan no longer automatically into RC
>will instead be 2 highest ranked teams outside of RC and 6N (Presently Fiji and Japan)
>Semi-finals scrapped and just a straight final between winner of both divisions
>2nd Division reduced to 10 teams
>pro/rel games between D1 losers and D2 champions
>more teams in multipool D3

>2 highest ranked teams outside of RC and 6N (Presently Fiji and Japan)
That pretty much means it'll rotate a lot since like Italy (who are ranked below Georgia) they'll lose a ton of ranking points by losing every match.

That just for the opening year. After that it'll only change with the pro/rel playoffs.

ya i knew that, i was just testing you
glad to tell you that you passed congrats :)

>reducing 2nd division to 10 only to avoid Brazil

kiwis are up, but I shan't post the picture as I'm not that happy to be up.

If they really cared about player welfare they'd hold the championship every 2 years instead of every year. And this is still not going to help the T2 or T3 teams much since they won't be facing the teams one tier above them outside of World Cups.

IMO if both the bottom 2 teams are subject to relegation, the bottom ranked team should be automatically relegated while the 2nd from bottom should be subject to a playoff.

If only the bottom team is subject to relegation, either automatic relegation or a playoff is fine.

Will still ruin the World Cup and make it irrelevant, go fuck themselves

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>enforces racial quota

Will it really be that bad?

Hamish Watsons back. Just missing Hog really, which is 80% of the backline potency.

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Scotland and England lineups
Scotland look grim, England look strong
do not rate Nel at all, runs in slow motion

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Its a mini World Cup every year, have a guess

I dunno, it feels like for divegrass the UEFA Nations League hasn't cheapened the European Championship one bit. I do have issues with the World League but this isn't one of them.

*doing the accuratest bru predictions of mankind's history*

Great line up. Give a lot of guys without much experience a go. I'd start Hastings over Finn. Fuck Wales and Ireland

Welshing atm lads.

>fat smelly prop runs in slow motion
Gee who'd have thunk.

On average, a professional rugby union player is more likely than not to sustain a concussion after 25 matches
bjsm.bmj.com/content/early/2018/03/12/bjsports-2017-098417

I wish World Rugby would stop with pretending to care about players getting concussions. It's a bit like a pimp pretending to care about the asshole integrity of his whores.

Forgetting about the Six Nations for a while, I was looking at the World Cup fixtures yesterday.

England, Wales and Ireland will all make the quarter finals no trouble. Scotland on the other hand are fucked.

They're playing Japan in the final pool game FOUR days after they play Russia. I know it's only Russia, but Japan by comparison will have a week to prepare for that game and it's the match they'll have been preparing for ever since the draw was made. Refs will probably give them an easy ride too.

Sorry Scots

Hot take bro

Just took my mid-afternoon England lads.

>Ireland
>semi-final

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>it hasn't happened before so it can't possibly happen now

No mistake, I genuinely believe Ireland will be top 4 this time. Bet you one Guiness.

Having my afternoon english lads.

Hearty kek

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Based chch cleaning out the mozzies

Cmon man wtf

>shooter was in a shitpost group im in on fb
wild

>not joking about NZs worst shooting in years if not ever
Come on mate read the website your on

Based and crusaderpilled

you lads better start burying your guns

based as fuck, so proud of nz

It was a piece of shit Aussie

Just read the news, motherfuckers.

will be cheering for the Crusadere this weekend

>christchurch
DEUS VULT

jesus what a piece of shit

Typical Aussie

vids fucked
a shame he didnt get shot by police

For real this is fucking stupid, dude named a bunch of hot button people the left hates just to agitate them too
stay safe bros, dont get heemed by an eight chan posting degen

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They said one in custody. But they have got one guy from a car they rammed, and one guy in papanui. So cops may have shot one of them.
Seems like no one knows what's going on.

fucking shook lads, such an horrific thing so close to home, crusaders are gonna have to change their name arent they?

to what, the Knights of the Holy Cross?

Just wanna say kia kaha to the anons who happen to live in Christchurch. This is fucking nuts

Safe as houses lad.

Cheers lad, hopefully my highlanders jersey will keep me safe

stick to poosaders I reckon.
stay inside lads.

well that shit sounds pretty nuts

>he mightve been an aussie

oh me oh my im going to enjoy this

is an aussie

I'm near a hospital that isn't the main one, a fair few cops and shit should keep us safe here. Time for after work drinks

This shit's just ruined my wknd desu

cheer up mate, we'll still get to watch the canes beat the shit out of the queefs at home again

They may not play you realise m8

this, wouldnt be surprised

get us some piccies m8

Why? Shooter will hijack a plane and fly over there?

they'll probably play

As if Crushedchurch wasn't already crushed enough. Jesus Christ.

>country gets safer
>complains

bet you're a poos or a canes fan

pls

Never thought I'd see an aussie underarm a mosque this badly tbqh, quite upset

because it was a coordinated attack that involves more than 1 person

>tfw going to miss /rug/ shooter shitposting during the games this weekene

why couldn't the shooter pick literally any other Super Rugby weekend?

hopefully /pol/ gets shut down thanks to this

fucking weird seeing yanks and scots on twitter talking about my shithole city
the aussies have gone too far this time

it'd be about time. what a cesspool.

couple of pallets of 400 grit cover it?

>supposedly from /pol/
>doesn't mention jews once in his manifesto

keeping it classy

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>focused on the shooting
>almost miss my bru picks
NOT SO FAST

saw that
looked like a complete methhead

Fuck I hate Cantabrians.

*dabs crusaders win margin up a bit*

Ban everything but single-shot rifles 2bh.

Can't believe I used to fap over her in my teens.

Guy that did it was an Aussie, should NZ ban Aussies or guns?

ban aussies with guns

not sure why I looked at /pol/
has confirmed my utter disgust of them now

ban muslims obviously

Make France good. Martell & Charles did the heavy lifting.

Do you have to be a blonde female to be a TV1 reporter?

less blacks. stuff the pastry and cigs with test.

the thought of someone on /rug/ possibly losing someone they know like this actually made me really down desu

stay safe

>shooter is from nsw
typical welshman

thanks saffanon
u too

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my dad lives round the corner from where it happened pretty spooked tbqh

Ban Muslims and Australians

Guess they're pretty much the same thing nowadays though

ain't no towel towelhead scum on my /rug/ m8

alright dermot

That would unironically sort them out.

fuck off idiot

There is no nationality for that low, cowardly, stain of a human refuse. That is precisely why he chose to stream his violence on the internet as a limp attempt at self gratification - he himself is aware he has no merits to be included in any meaningful human commune.

Is he working hard as a statesman for his cause as a lawful citizen? No. Is he putting his body on the line as a soldier? As an educator? That ingrate probably can't even pass the army entry beep test. And it's infuriating that he's smugly enjoying the 15 seconds of notoriety he craved when actual people suffers for it

>is he putting his body on the line as a soldier
>no
what?

Chan was down before. Glad it's back. Chiefs by 32

Bit nervous about wearing my Crusaders cap around now.

You are the idiot, why would any towelhead like rugby?

anyone see sunni bills message?

>Ask my chink friend if he had heard the news
>he grins and mimics spraying a machinegun and giggles
dont know how I feel about this

ALLAHU AKBAR INSHALLAH JIHAD ON THE ALL BLACKS

games been cancelled yet?

cricket's off tmrw

yeah mate, just like how they cancelled the Tahs games for the rest of the year after the Sydney Siege

>chink friend
that's the dodgy part 2bh

Kiwis win the month of March. Nice going boys.

youtu.be/WYeDsa4Tw0c

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hate celebrity attention whoring at times like this with my whole being.

should just cancel the tards in general tbqh

Fuck off.

It'd be interesting to see if people go out and on the piss in Chch tonight. Need a reporter on the ground.

Why can I not get to pol?

Permanently erased.

seems like NZ isp DNS servers have blocked Yea Forums

this guy is delusional
he thinks he's the equivalent of Mandela and therefore should receive a nobel peace prize after 27 years of prison, just like mandela

holy shit

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Inspired by Brevik by the looks.

bet they dont block facebook and twitter though

This. Was literally televised live on FB ffs.

Are /pol/tards envolved with the shootings?

>probably can't even pass the army entry beep test
Probably can't even get to take the test. Does your military still block male recruits?

>Remember lads, subscribe to Pewdiepie.

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guy was a complete /pol/ tard

post link

scribd.com/document/401945007/New-Zealand-Mass-Shooting-Brenton-Tarrant-Great-Replacement-Manifesto

Shit's vicious, kinda makes you not want to joke about it so much
bitchute.com/video/Ik6VYAJGF7os/

Breivikism doing school

spark has blocked Yea Forums from their DNS lads

no more /rug/ on the cards

4Channel serves for something

4channel is blocked as well

What was he thinking about at this moment?

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I can phonepost on red boards but they blocked blue boards. Can't pc post at all. Better be temporary.

change your DNS to a public one

What about atechan? That's where he posted after all.

i dont give a fuck about that site

Kiwis are down

Just saying it would be dumb to leave that site viewable and blocking this one. He posted his manifesto there apparently.

>remove kebab written on the gun

He obviously mad about the queefs

Kiwis, Google how to change your DNS to Google's and you will be able to access again.

This makes Aramoana look like a shitshow.

>convincing the missus to eat dinner at the local pub on our anniversary holiday so I can watch the /rug/
>kiwis too dumb to shitpost on Yea Forums

How shall be the new franchise's name?

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Just woke up and sae the news back home, this is seriously fucked up man. I don't have much family back in Christchurch but it's still scary as fuck not really being able to contact them from here. Hope the chiefs get absolutely pumped by the canes tonight still.

os cruzados

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Loving the Queef's throwback kit. Nice try.

FUCK the pub is only showing the FUCKING knights LEAGUE game

kek

you're a muslim?

No A-League to watch right now?

how the fuck would I know? no one I've ever met watches that shit, I've certainly never seen it on at a pub

change your DNS to 8.8.8.8. and 8.8.4.4 kiwi bros on Spark, Vodafone and Trustpower.

Nice how they can just sensor the internet so quickly.

Imagine what else they have ready. Cunts

Carlos Spencer looking handsome and muscular

So?

Why? to access Yea Forums? who needs it

pinekenzie

He doesn't look like he aged at all, bizarrely

>losing to the wooden spooners
oh nononono

based
youtube.com/watch?v=y9e_aMLwPi4

looking good ay? based Carlos

How are >we doing, oz?

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Damn, what a trysaver

forward pass.

bloody good try saver there

Finding it hard to enjoy the rugby lads.

slightly distracted tb h

More people would attend a spree shooting than an MLR game.

knights scored lads

>sings Poi E

good news is, queefs found some mana. was looking very grim for our retarded cousins

my bad, apparently league has refball too

Fucking called it, McKenzie is not a flyhalf.

bru about to get heemed by the queefs

But user, Marty McKenzie's managing the game adequately so far

Well fuck. Guess this will be our last night here before the other providers block it

*picks the canes for some reason*

>canes players shook from todays events
>queefs couldnt care less

All those Tim Tams he's eaten.

Important move 2bh.
He also needs to never start for the ABs ever again.

post picks plz m8?

god punishing us for churchie
little does he know storms are comfy

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HTS mates

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pick a game by more 4 for once sheddy you absolute coward

DYNAMIC

BENCH

IMPACT

PLAYER

40 dead in the shooting lads

nah thought the chiefs had this one desu, therefore canes by 2

nother 48 being treated for GSW

does she like piss

nother 4 million being treated for eternal butthurt

???
Im actually waiting for some news along the lines of the NSW police tried to contact the NZ Police but the new Ministry under labour lost it or didnt think it was relevant

5 million.

Fuck off idiot.

thanks.

>Shedcunt by 2 again
Coward. Probably admires Brenton Tarrant.

>>Let's all have a kick mates

R A R E
F L A G

I deducted the people who don't want to live under sharia

Happened with literally every incident here. They were all out on bail.

>forceback
I'd like to force sheddy back to his cuckshed

>most heinous criminal in NZ's history is Australian
well fucking colour me surprised lads

>raise a criminal
>send him to New Zealand
EVERY FUCKING TIME.

well tbf what have you done with your life?

great try

I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do with myself if we lose Yea Forums. How do regular people spend their evenings?

having sexual relations with their significant other, lad

>kiwis killing filthy muzzies
Absolutely based

You're telling me I have to talk to my wife? We we're fine slowly sliding into mutual resent

australian killing new zealanders mate

this
garbage post m8, well done

he was all about sticking to your roots and culture, can we really be surprised

biggest dummy ever from savea there

Me?
Masters, career, own business, own house, seen the world etc. haven't got around to squatting in a shed yet though. bucket list stuff.

Boomfa.

mate do you understand that you're not on Yea Forums here

BOOMFA!

have you also lived on welfare yet?

this games a banger lads
I've missed most of it

Yeah this game has been pretty great so far.

Yep. When I was very young.

I need to put the fucking phone down and watch it

might be GOTY lads

almost a shedman yourself then

hope you kiwi lads are all right

Yeah I know this is 4channel but I don't think it will be safe.

Nah of a different ilk I think

>didnt watch the first 60 mins
state of me

she'll be right

Might get into model trains when 4channel is shut down for good.

thanks mate. we give Canterbury a hard time but man have they fucking copped it this decade

draw on the cards here

Former All Black Damien McKenzie

>kenzie

tiatia has been immense

>kiwis defending filthy muzzies
Doesn't surprise me. People need to learn they're filth and a blight on our planet.

my mate told me about another site called infinity chan where they neat stuff like extremism and hate speech. we could go there

Great run then a stupid mistake.

They've found their new NMS

violence never solved anything mate

Won't work. You'll start to wonder what /toy/ would think then the depression would hit

how long until the stadium DJ blows it and plays shot through the heart or something

looks good ay?

>next game is an aussie derby
all i have to say is yikes

that all sounds very selfish, killing 40 jihadis is a bit better for society than you owning a home

tiatia for MOTM

>tfw will never be able to show /n/ my HO gauge raurimu spiral replica

didn't actually expect you'd turn out to be this kind of person.
honestly made me think.

woah that is that, sounds neat

He was pretty average in M10 so it's really good to hear this. J Barrett isn't a real full back, NMS is broken, and the Marshall injury was a big disappointment.

People who run their mouths to make themselves feel important on the internet? Yeah we know.

OOPSkenzie

performing very well this game

nice knock on idiot

Oh c'mon man what the fuck.

What I'll be building once 4channel is thrown into the gulag en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raurimu_Spiral

McKenzie out of the black jersey, Tiatia in

>canes throwing it away at every opportunity

wow haha what
Godspeed dad

You're literally on Yea Forums. I have been here for almost a dozen years. Happenings and shitposting are some of my only joys in life.

>jordie pissrat

May as well just let the Chiefs score now too bros.

>>On display tonight: the ABs starting first five, and two ABs utility backs

Press F for FUCKING BULLSHIT

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nice grubber mckenzie you fucking idiot

>queefs still winless
KEK

>trying the grubber kick in that position

Great fackin game lads

optimal backline
9. Perenara
10. Barrett
11. Rieko
12. Laumape
13. Goodhue
14. Naholo
15. Smith

bench: TTT, SBW, Tiatia
Debate me

tense last few minutes, good game of basketball rugby

still not sold on laumape

Anyone pick a draw?
ever?

Mounga over Tiatia. Maybe Duffman over slowholo 2bh.

how often do we see a draw in rugby

On average there's a 4% chance of a draw. Not worth it honestly.

Muzzie bill is done.

Should have shot up the poosaders training session t b h

>sheddy getting rewarded for being a shitter
worse then the earthquake tbqh

Subscribed to pewdiepie lads

HAHA TIME FOR AUSSIE RUG

SUPERIOR
T
R
A
T
E
G
Y

>>Perenara
>>Mounga
>>Rieko
>>Crotty
>>Goodhue
>>Naholo
>>Smith

>>Bench - Beauden Barrett, Smith,Laumape
Laumape is simply better as an impact player

*chucks on dark souls*

I'm ok with this except Mounga bench, Beaudie starting

Right let's get this up 500 and make a nice comfy English thread lads

*Picks the Brumbies by 2*

moment of silence shouldnt be too hard considering theres nobody in the crowd

He didn't surely
post picks m8

HAHAHA HE ACTUALLY DID

oh nonono

I'm formally suggesting he become "shedcoward"

are the saders going to inspire hope in their people and go 16-0 this year or are they going to choke and leave only misery and despair like they did after their last disaster

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you have my vote

And my bow.

>Pooley fucks up
>Still works out

CAN'T MELT THE ICEMAN

based Hooper our captain

and my tax

Shedtinydick maybe.

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>favourite by 2 every pick
I feel sick...

Foley is literally wank

Could be another banger shaping up here lads

>hooker with 5 tries and being leading try scorer

Still, you shouldn't have to stoop to their level.

hoping the Landers run a train on them tmrw ngl

>first five
I always think "tight five" when I see this.

read is shook after getting caught up in the lockdown so i reckon a choke is on the cards

Leliafano would look a lot better if he buzzed his whole head, but no one will tell him

>people still rate hanigan

I thought Joe Taufeteʻe was playing in the Gallagher Premiership?

what are the 6 Nations playing for this weekend lads? Any big deciders?

isnt wales v ireland the only relevant match

>it's a kepu gets carded episode

I'd watch that. what fucking time though, 3am I bet

feels like a rerun desu

looks like all top 3 need the win
4pts for a win, 1 BP for 4 tries

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Ireland need to beat Wales and have Scotland to beat England. Slim chance.
England need to beat Scotland and have Ireland beat Wales. Better odds.
Wales just need to win.

>waratahs are nearly all wallabies
can feel another bollocking by the kiwis in the RC again lads

RC looking good lads.

gonna enjoy seeing bueady getting 5 tries in one game this year

for me its losing the RC on purpose so we dont jinx the world cup

Anyone got any HTAGF pics? cant go on Yea Forums or /s/... ;_;

world cup year is always wobblies year. while the other teams are resting and rotating and intelligently preparing for the wc we strike with our team of waratahs and get the point differential win

Bit soon for Half Time Aryan Girl Friends mate.

no more kiwis in /rug/ soon

>refball against the bumboys

Holy fuck we've actually been blocked

Crazy huh.

grim stuff

new

>and have Scotland to beat England.
>and have Ireland beat Wales.
A draw is fine too.