Imagine if we cared about soccer

America is like the England but on a much bigger scale so imagine the premiership but with a lot more money and every team having a stadium the size of wembley. Crazy.

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Ok, now what.

I believe USA would care about football if you played regularly in copa america or copa libertadores
You wouldn't win shit anyway, but it would be more fun for you to play against actual stars

But nah, MLS doesn’t want to injure players or interfere with their season

I agree that if Americans were born and raised in Italy they would enjoy soccer.

>weed uncare

Every week the same thread of an american saying that "If we cared for It"...
Are you guys jealous or something like that?

>please care that we don't care about international sports
>p-please?

YOU WOULD BE HUMILIATED BY THE BOLIVIAN NATIONAL TEAM HAHAHA

>imagine if I spend all my time studying instead of shitposting

>Hahaha, fuck you successful fags. I could be where you are right now, I just didn't want to

>Kobr
>not in a Milan kit

Based

>imagine if I spend all my time studying instead of shitposting
I genuinely believe this. If I really wanted it, I could've been really successful in life, I'm just too lazy.

What a shit way to live

But being lazy is part of who you are, so you never would. It's like saying a retard could be successful if only he wasn't retarded.

Based

Truthbomb

You can literally play any American sport being a diabetic chain smoker.

it happened in atlanta. new england destroyed their hopes and they all started ban wagoning atlanta mls soccer

Should I begin by posting pictures of Maradona, Ronaldinho, or George Best?

>W-W-W-WE A-ARE SHIT AT SAWKER BECAUSE WE DUN C-CARE RIGHT GUYS? ;_;


I'm tired of this damage control tb.h.

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Imagine if they cared about soccer, guys

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Guys you don't get it
If USA cared about soccer they would still be shit, but imagine all the money south america could get from advertising to fat fucks with a lot of income. Imagine all the money from NFL advertising, but going to copa libertadores or copa america

>America is like England but on a much blacker scale so imagine the premiership but with a lot more aids and every team having a std . Crazy.

We'd only watch our own league, which would feature most of the world class players.

>lockout every 3 months
No thanks
>avengers trailers and madonna crucifixion every half time
Yes ples

How would Kobe play if he devoted himself to soccer? Similar playstyle to Zlatan?

Messi lost 6-1 to them once. Like the US would really do any worse

Is not Kobe the one who tried to be a divegrass player but failed so he switched to apehoop? Or was it someone else?

shut up

>it would be more fun for you to play against actual stars
if you watched the Copa Centenario you saw our fans wearing Messi shirts during USA vs Argentina. It doesn't work.

literally me

It were latinos or whites

Hakeem Olajuwon played both soccer and basketball in Nigeria but focused on basketball when he got the offered a scholarship to play for the University of Houston.

If we cared about handegg we would routinely kick your stupid, fat, burger asses and you fucking know it. All the great handegg players are genetically superior irish-americans especially the black guys.

Imagine if Africa cared about soccer
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They care
Their problem is money

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>I would be successful if I wasn't who I am
Deep

That’s what idiots say.

The transfer market would be insane

>the England

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Why not play rugby instead.