Arab commentator after a goal:

>de la leche
my sides

French commentators are easily the best, Americans are shit by default, some bongs are alright but a lot of them are boring, Spanish sounds awful and they do nothing but scream goal, Arabic sounds retarded, and Germans are autistic.

French sounds good, french commentators have good voices, and AAHHHHHHHHOUI QUEL BUT, C'EST INCROYABLE! QUEL FRAPPE EXTRORDINAIRE, OOOH LALA is much more enjoyable than anything else

AHEM

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don't forget that
>OPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPO
interjection thing they do between ALLAAAAAHs

youtu.be/6LU6veTEHLY
To think the most based French commentator is an Argie

And... we... will... see you... tomorrow night

False. Most Portuguese commentators are not very effusive. It's just ''Goal, Team X''
Perhaps you're thinking of BenficaTV imbeciles

At soccer commentary? Yeah Americans suck. But relative to their sports I prefer American color commentators over Europeans. Jeff van Gundy, Tony Romo, all analyze at a far deeper level and have a more entertaining mic presence than Ray Hudson (who's shtick is just tired at this point), Martin Tyler, Lee Dixon, and fucking Gary Neville. Brit color commentary is just recycling these few phrases:
>They need more quality in the final third
>It was always going wide
>They (the winning team) just want it more
>Absolutely disgraceful performance
And so on. This being said, their play-by-play is superior to American play-by-play, mostly because they know when to shut up.

I don't know why the english persist with their awful colour-commentators, usually a guy working solo can get the job done fine without some brainlet chirping about how "that wasn't a foul back in my day" and "they just don't want it enough"

Top Kek

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Mexican commentator after a goal:
>Mmmmmmggggoooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa*voice breaks* aaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

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Spanish commentator
>MADRE MIA! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Martin Tyler after Pogba shins it and it deflects 8 times before pathetically dribbling across the line.
>Absolutely majestic from Paul Pogba.

obsessed and seething

Dutch commentator after a goal:
>NERES NERES NERES JA JA DAVID NERES NERES NERES 3-0

now thats a based

German

*silence*
...
ja o das ist ein tor, Lewandowski tor nummer achtzig in das bundesliga
*proceeds to slowly talk about forgetting to water his plants back at home*
*more silence*
>lewa
>lahm...
>jetzt hummels
>zuruck khedira
*sleeps*

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What does it for me is the random incoherent screaming

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Translate
youtube.com/watch?v=rcxciGIMNj0

youtube.com/watch?v=3VC8eBcNUOY

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This actually made me cake

kek

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this. it's always just the same fucking cliche sayings over and over.

Scottish NT commentator after Scotland score a goal
>'Whit th' fuck wis that?!'

Kek

What this game could really do with is a goal to liven things up.

youtube.com/watch?v=zdVzzvMEG08

>replied within 40 seconds of OP
Hmmmmm

Based, also redpilled

Future USA president

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you mean canadian commentator

Don't stoop to a /pol/tard's level m8.

>brits in charge of handing banter
country full of beta males desu

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kek

> this labour supporter brit who is shitposting everywhere
Am I the only guy who always spots him.

>mfw in national league games everything is sponsored
>this goal kick is brought you by...
>throw-in (and the name of the company goes here)
>this is done with every single action that stops the game

Thank God that I don't watch local games

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German commentating

>30 seconds of silence despite ball movement in one team's end
>*goal*
>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>italian american scores
>GABAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Martoneli from Mexico is pretty funny
>Está bien, ¿Saben por qué está bien? Porque México no reventó la pelota, está muy bien, por que méxico no sabe no tienen idea contra quién están jugando ni cómo está planteado el partido, está bien, está bien que les metan el tercero, es inverosímil que no revienten una pelota cuando tienes cinco futbolistas que están en los últimos 15 metros de la cancha encima tuyo, está muy bien.
youtube.com/watch?v=FcWMM9Jla8k

>The game is comentaded by Salvador Nasralla
I know what you feel

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This reminded me of Maradona's goal
>genio genio genio ta ta ta gol gol goooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>quiero llorar DIOS SANTO VIVA EL FÚTBOL
>actually cries
youtube.com/watch?v=O8G9ytZg-bM

Fun fact. The popular arab commentators aren't Saudis or egyptians but actually for some wierd reasons are tunisians

Australian commentator
>

australia never scores lads

Hahahahaha

PUTA QUE PARIU PRA FORA

R E N T F R E E

that sounds interesting

Este saque de banda es patrocinado por vitaflenacosukrolcondonesvivebanrural

Another classic thread only on sp

best italian commentary :

youtube.com/watch?v=fR47MTEJ58s

knew what this was going to be before I looked
>GAAAAAAAAAL

Underrated thread

This guy is a good commentator on TSN in Canada.

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youtu.be/j6v1PhJBexY?t=7m23s

Rodrigo is a cool commentator

Hockey has them too

Saudi and Egypt are literal evil fascist dictatorships, they probably don’t have too many pop stars either

Egypt and Lebanon produce the most arabic stars and culture

brainlet post. egypt produces a huge number of pop stars and actors, we just don't see them here because they perform in arabic

yeah he's pretty good. I think de vos is the best in canada, wish he did more

cringe maronite

>American cammoentator
>ITS IN THE NET!!!

Ah yes the eternally assblasted arab diaspora in Australia

my favorite egyptian pop song is The 73 Guys Sentenced to Death for Killing the Prosecutor All Did It

we wuz Phoenicians

>goLALAzo

Mexican commentators be like
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GO-Leche LALA™-ZO!!! LA METIÓ AHÍ DONDE LAS ARAÑAS TEJEN SU NIDO!! ZAMBOMBAZO!!

Leaf commentator after a goal:
CHING CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

I feel your pain bro.

This pain sponsored by Pail-Relief ™

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fuck you, now I want to buy a toyota.

>auckland
glass houses

>vancouver
grass houses

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Underrated post

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>italian commentators
>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL, GROSSO GROSSO GAAAAAAAAAAL GAL DE GROSOOOOOO

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There's a thing called "radio", user, you should give it a try.

Hilarious
Forced ABUSAism

youtube.com/watch?v=5mFKMhItBck

>dutch commentator after rakitic scores

RAKITIIIIIC ROCKETIC.... KSHHHHHHHHHHHH HUOSTON WE HAVE IGNITION KSHHHHHH
GOOOOOOAL

Terrible

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>Catalan commentator
youtube.com/watch?v=waETo-ZWCRw

>goooooooollllassoo de andres iniesta
BASED
youtube.com/watch?v=uHjmkFt1RiA

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>00:54
>donkey, donkey, donkey donkey, Messi

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MITCHELL

>someone scores a tap in in an after season friendly
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>tatatatata ggoooooooooooooooolllllllllllll gooooooolll

GOL DI GROSO GOL DI GROSSO

>HITS THE WOODWORK!

Its actually a metal alloy

Moldovan commentary:
>POOOOOTUUUUUUUVIIIIIII
JAR GARGA POTUVI POTUVI WA BELUGA AKRAAA

Do you think he posted it in Windsor, ran across the border to Detroit, and then posted a reply to himself? It's two different flags dude

>born in Mogadishu
Literally not a chance of that happening, Rasheed. You could've at least put AOC as better bait