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>*collects paycheck*

*then gets injured*

*takes the jet to the golf course*

*rapes a sheep*

*displays disturbingly asymmetrical face*

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>clutch Champion's League player at a club that's already been knocked out
Is Zizou just gonna stick him in cryogenic storage until next year?

Goes back to Tottenham plus a sum for Kane

monke

What went wrong?

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the hairdo

They gave him same steoroids that were designed personally for Ronaldo. His body had some slight complications.

el goblino...

Roided up too quick at Madrid and his body couldnt handle the extra weight

Oh wow, now that you mention it

His body rejected the Spanish drugs

why is Yea Forums iq so high? well done

*balds*

>British genetics

The rumours will go into overdrive soon. I’d pay £40m for him and not a penny more. Ed will probably offer them something like £70m+.

What do you mean?

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imagine balding incredibly bad but not being able to shave it because of your monkey skull

*Then gets injured again*

Come back to Tottenham

Bald Bale would be something else.

Steroids Fuck your shit up. Including hair. Dont do roids

i cant be mean to the guy who clutched real out of TWO cl finals. true kino players are troubled and flawed. i love bale despite everything.

The Dutch goalscorer haircut